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- Hey, guys.
Hey, Bull.
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Look what Tanya gave me
for Valentine's Day.
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Drill bits.
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And they say romance is dead.
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What did you get, Dan?
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Valentine's Day is a crass
and exploitive display...
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...by a cynical and narcissistic culture.
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Nothing, huh?
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Women who interest me
wouldn't write valentines.
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Even if they knew how.
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Fact is, I'm flat broke
and women are ignoring me, okay?
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They've come to expect that
a romantic evening might mean...
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...anything from Peking duck
and champagne to...
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Sodium pentothal.
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It was a root canal.
She needed a lift home.
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One thing led to...
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You were guessing, weren't you?
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- Selma, happy Valentine's Day.
Aww.
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Harry, it's beautiful.
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- What do I owe you?
Oh.
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Selma.
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A dollar.
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- What's that, sir?
- Got this for Billie.
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This just happens to be
the hot Valentine's Day item:
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Cookie on a stick.
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You have no idea how much trouble
I went through to get this.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Look what David got me.
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Imagine that.
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Looks like this David thing's
getting serious.
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Who knows?
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What does he do?
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Everything I like.
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You don't have to draw me any pictures.
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Unless, of course, you want to.
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Billie, I believe the question was
what does he do for a living?
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Oh. Oh. Well, he's in public relations.
Before that, he sailed solo around the world.
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Before that,
he was full professor at Harvard.
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And before that,
he was a test pilot in the Navy.
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Can't hold a job.
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- Guess who.
David.
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How about dinner tonight
when you're through?
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Thought you had a reception
at city hall tonight.
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Oh, I'll duck out early.
Ed will understand.
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Excuse us.
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What's he got that I haven't got?
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Do you want it alphabetically
or in order of importance?
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Aww. Champagne.
You are so sweet, but I can't.
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I have to go back to work.
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I know.
That's why it's sparkling apple cider.
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You think of everything.
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I am thinking of everything right now.
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Low degree of difficulty
cost you a couple of tenths.
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The usual.
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Selma, can I ask you
a personal question?
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- No.
- God, I love your wit.
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Selma, do you have any idea how I feel?
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My pulse is racing, my flesh is tingling,
my palms are sweating.
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Sounds like subdural hematoma.
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It's you, Selma.
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I have to know once and for all
where I stand.
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There's a limit even
to my understanding and patience.
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- For example...
- Go away, Bernie.
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I'm sorry, Selma,
but I have to give you an ultimatum.
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I need the answer to a simple question.
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Do we have a future together?
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Don't answer. Take till midnight.
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If at midnight the answer is still no, fine.
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I'll sell the stand, I'll leave forever...
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...a broken and pathetic man.
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But before I do...
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Here.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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What is it?
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It's a videotape machine.
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Mm-hm. Wireless remote, fast-forward scan,
slo-mo, six-month warranty.
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This is not romantic, Bernie.
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It is if we watch this.
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"Retirement Home of Lust"?
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I hear the bocce-ball scene is wild.
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Excuse me.
I got a message for a Billie Young.
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First desk on the left.
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This is temporary. I'm really a novelist.
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Billie Young?
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Yeah?
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This is from David.
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Oh, you beautiful doll
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You great, big beautiful doll
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If you ever leave me
How my heart would ache
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I wanna hug you but I fear you'll break
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, you beautiful doll
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Never seen anything like that
before in my life.
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God did, the day before the flood.
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Wasn't that cute?
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The singing heart? Oh, yeah, darling.
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Nothing like a little aortal caroling
to get the old toes tapping, huh?
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- Slug.
- Cardiovascular freak.
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Next case, Your Honor.
People v. Mr. And Mrs. Shelton.
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- Take it easy with the suit, young fellow.
- Doesn't fit you, anyway.
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Shut up.
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I will not. You make me.
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Here you go, sir.
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They tried to escape twice.
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We're feisty.
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I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor?
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Yes, sir. The defendants were arrested
for disturbing the peace at a local eatery...
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...after they turned over the salad bar
and assaulted each other...
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...with baby tomatoes,
the three-bean salad and lettuce tongs.
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The Sheltons' children threw them
a 65th anniversary party...
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...and things got out of hand.
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I didn't know she was gonna be there.
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Sixty-fifth anniversary?
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That's lead.
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If I had a gun,
I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present.
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Pardon the presumption,
but I'm getting the impression...
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...that you lived through
65 years of marital...
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Agony.
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Thanks. Why?
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We were waiting for the children to die.
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- Not that we wanted them to die, of course.
- Of course.
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It's just that divorce can be so damaging.
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We were only thinking of the boys.
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- The boys?
- Little Freddie will be 64 in April.
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And the baby just retired.
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This would kill him.
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I have no reason to doubt that.
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Thirty days.
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And, Mr. Bernstein...
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...the next time you deliver valentines,
wear pants.
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What's next, Mac?
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People v. Towers, Your Honor.
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Towers, that's funny.
You know, that's the last name of my...
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David?
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The defendant, Your Honor.
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What?
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All right, this is a joke. That's funny.
You guys are all in on this, right? Ha-ha-ha.
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The charge is grand larceny.
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Pickpocketing.
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Listen, I may be a little late tonight.
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He's got a dozen priors. Two convictions.
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Well, this is just a mix-up
and I'm sure there's a rational explanation.
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Go ahead, tell him, David.
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Tell Judge Stone
that there's a simple explanation.
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- There's a simple explanation.
- See?
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I'm a criminal.
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That would explain it.
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You're a criminal.
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You lied to me.
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We do that. I'm sorry.
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You see? He said he's sorry.
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Miss Young, I'm afraid I have no choice
but to disqualify you from this case.
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- Miss Young?
- This isn't happening.
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I'm dreaming.
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That's it. This is a dream.
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Billie.
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It's not a particularly pleasant dream.
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- Say, Billie, why don't you...?
- You stay away from me or I'll jump.
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I think she's bluffing.
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I mean, a guy appears to make
a little mistake, you know? Heh-heh.
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And all of a sudden,
it's like everybody gets all excited...
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...like they think
he's Al Capone or something.
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Well, look what he did
on Valentine's Day.
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But what am I talking about?
This is a dream.
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And I can wake up anytime I want.
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At least she's taking it well.
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Yeah?
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They can't seem to find her
anywhere in the building.
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Poor thing.
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She's probably wandering aimlessly
through the streets...
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...the cruel wind whipping mercilessly
across her chafed little face...
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...dogs nipping at her heels.
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Hi, guys.
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Or not.
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Stunning imagery, though, sir.
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Oh, well, uh, excuse me. Uh...
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I've got some labels to lick.
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I heard you were looking for me.
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Yeah. How you doing?
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You want some coffee or tea or something?
I think we've got a box of croutons.
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Harry, I'm fine, thanks.
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You sure seem chipper.
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I took a long brisk walk,
did some thinking...
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...ripped all the wallpaper
off my apartment.
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- Feel better?
- Yeah.
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I was planning on redecorating, anyway.
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Guess I kind of freaked out
for a couple of hours.
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That's natural, Billie.
You had a tremendous shock.
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Don't get much bigger, that's for sure.
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What are you gonna do now?
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You don't stop loving a person
because they have a bad habit.
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Bad habit?
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Billie, we're not talking
about somebody who picks his toes.
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This guy is a habitual criminal.
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Well, maybe he just can't help himself.
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That's what habitual means.
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I love him, Harry,
and I'm not gonna just walk away.
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We had some great times together.
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- So did we.
- Beg your pardon?
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Hey, you remember that time when we were
tied together at gunpoint on my birthday?
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No.
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No?
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- Bail reports, Your Honor.
- How do you forget something like that?
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We were bound hand and foot,
our bodies tightly pressed together.
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Uh, Sidney Sheldon,
The Other Side of Midnight.
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- What is it, Bull?
- Bail reports.
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- Eat them.
- Okay.
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I'm sorry, Harry.
My mind's on other things.
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I'm gonna go down
to the holding cell, okay?
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Billie...
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- Be careful.
- I'll try.
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Thanks for caring.
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I used a pair of extra-large handcuffs
on him. Less chafing.
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- Thank you too.
Mm.
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"The Other Side of Midnight"?
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Gorky Park?
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Come here often?
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Heh. Not as a rule. Bad for business.
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Tell me you can change
and we'll forget your business.
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- I can't change.
- That's not what I told you to say.
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- Hey, calm down.
- Calm down?
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I find out that the man of my dreams
is Butch Cassidy...
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...and you tell me to calm down?
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Butch Cassidy, now that's funny.
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Stop being funny and charming.
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- Billie, look at me.
- Nope.
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You have bars all over your face.
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Billie.
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What?
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It's over.
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What's over?
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Us.
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We had some laughs,
let's just leave it at that.
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Laughs? Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Laughs, huh? Did you hear this?
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Biff the Wonder Stud here just informed me
that our whole relationship...
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...consists of nothing more than
giving each other a few good chuckles.
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That's not what I meant.
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Okay, I forgive you.
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What we've gotta do is to find you
some really good psychiatric help.
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Look, it is just not going to work out.
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- Give me one good reason why not.
- I'm a criminal, you're a lawyer.
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So? Two-career couples
are very fashionable these days.
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- You don't understand. I want out.
Yeah, I want out too.
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No, no, no.
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- I mean out of the relationship.
Aww.
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You want out of the relationship?
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Oh, you.
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Oh, you had me going for a minute there.
I almost thought you were serious.
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I am serious.
252
00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:13,391
You said you loved me.
253
00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:16,829
If I loved you,
I'd change for you, wouldn't I?
254
00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,426
Yeah, I guess you would.
255
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:24,665
No hard feelings?
256
00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:26,931
No, no hard feelings.
257
00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,135
- But, David...
- Goodbye.
258
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,479
You stole my heart, kid.
259
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:41,282
Yeah, that's what criminals do.
260
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:57,000
Don't ask. This isn't my day.
261
00:16:57,171 --> 00:17:02,040
I get into a fight for a cab on Broadway
and they throw the book at me.
262
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,904
Look.
263
00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:06,410
My heart is broken.
264
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,446
You couldn't resist, could you?
265
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:20,451
It's not what you think, fellows.
266
00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:25,492
So how about dinner, Stephanie, huh?
267
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,362
Uh-huh.
You ever been to the Russian Tea Room?
268
00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:33,632
That's the one, Old World charm,
celebrities, fabulous food.
269
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:37,106
Okay, there's a Wimpy's
about a block over... Uh...
270
00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:40,371
Hello? Hello?
271
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,684
Yo, Towers.
272
00:17:50,858 --> 00:17:51,882
Hi, judge.
273
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,550
I don't know what you said to her
or what you did...
274
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,525
...but you hurt her real bad.
275
00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,562
She's out there crying her eyes out.
276
00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,093
It's over between us.
277
00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:02,292
Oh.
278
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,103
Good.
279
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,140
She dumped you, didn't she?
280
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:20,282
No, as a matter of fact, she offered
to stay with me through thick and thin.
281
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,618
She's quite a woman.
282
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:24,855
Tell me about it.
283
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:31,186
You mean you dumped her?
284
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,627
Yes.
285
00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:37,101
Mister, if I weren't a judge
and you weren't behind bars...
286
00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:39,705
...I would ask you
to step outside right now!
287
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:43,274
Well, I'd mop up the street with you, sir.
288
00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:47,273
So you would.
289
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:51,083
What's the difference?
State has got a great case against me.
290
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,312
With my record, they'll give me
three, maybe four years, and...
291
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:58,556
And what?
292
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,458
Nothing.
293
00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,096
You did this for her, didn't you?
294
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,067
I don't wanna talk anymore.
295
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:12,333
Yeah.
296
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,704
That makes sense.
297
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:16,900
You fall in love with her...
298
00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:20,103
...she finds out about you
before you can change...
299
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,440
...so you dump her.
300
00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:25,244
Spare her the agony of waiting for you
while you're in jail.
301
00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,744
You sneaky little...
302
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:34,288
You're a great guy, aren't you?
303
00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:38,787
I don't have to take this abuse.
304
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,693
Towers, that's noble.
305
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:48,205
But I'm afraid I don't buy into that
you-gotta-be-cruel-to-be-kind philosophy.
306
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,400
It's a coward's way out.
307
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:51,874
You talk to her.
308
00:19:52,045 --> 00:19:54,309
You tell her how you feel.
309
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:57,006
It'll spare her some of the hurt
she's going through...
310
00:19:57,184 --> 00:20:00,711
...thinking that you don't love her.
311
00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,584
Well, maybe you're right...
312
00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:06,783
...but I won't do it.
313
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,052
- Then I'll tell her.
- I'll lie.
314
00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:09,559
- She'll believe me.
- Are you sure?
315
00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,297
No.
316
00:20:16,436 --> 00:20:20,133
You love her too, don't you?
317
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,332
That's ridiculous.
318
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:25,375
We haven't even...
319
00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:29,113
...drunk out of the same cup.
320
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:32,315
Your Honor.
321
00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:41,759
If by any chance she's still available
when I get out...
322
00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,328
...l'm coming back after her.
323
00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:45,863
Sounds like a threat.
324
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,257
Just giving you fair warning.
325
00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:51,529
You've got exactly four years...
326
00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:53,434
...from right now.
327
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:59,036
By the way, I cheat.
328
00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:09,787
Your ventricle's showing.
329
00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:15,859
This is the greatest.
330
00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:17,326
- Heh.
- I can't wait to get home...
331
00:21:17,497 --> 00:21:20,125
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Hey.
332
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,666
Steak dinners on me, huh?
333
00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:24,531
Oh, sounds great, Dan.
334
00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:27,037
What's with the sudden benevolence?
335
00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:31,405
Bingo.
336
00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:34,445
From a secret admirer. Hmm?
337
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,076
Scented too.
338
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,479
Hey, that's great, Dan.
339
00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:41,849
- Hold on a second, I'll get my coat.
- Yeah.
340
00:21:43,924 --> 00:21:46,654
I guess he didn't recognize
my handwriting.
341
00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,396
Or my aftershave lotion.
342
00:21:52,432 --> 00:21:53,490
So, huh? You know what?
343
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,659
I think it's that blond on the ninth floor.
The one with the giant, uh...
344
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:12,548
- Well?
- The answer is no, Bernie.
345
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,112
Okay.
346
00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:18,258
I'll give you six more months,
but that's it.
347
00:22:24,064 --> 00:22:26,123
Go ahead, say I told you so.
348
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,392
About what?
349
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,529
You were right about David.
350
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,360
Oh.
351
00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:33,568
I'm not so sure anymore.
352
00:22:34,408 --> 00:22:35,966
What's that supposed to mean?
353
00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:41,308
Well, let's just say that I think
I understand what you saw in him.
354
00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:45,417
- Gonna be a hard one to get over, Harry.
- Yeah.
355
00:22:46,687 --> 00:22:48,552
Maybe this will help.
356
00:22:49,723 --> 00:22:51,247
A stick.
357
00:22:55,295 --> 00:22:57,422
Happy Valentine's, Billie.
358
00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:59,895
Oh, Harry, you're wonderful.
359
00:23:01,568 --> 00:23:03,468
There's a question
I've been dying to ask.
360
00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:05,935
- What's that?
- Why you wearing two watches?
361
00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:10,707
I cheat too.
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