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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,657 --> 00:00:04,124 Hi. Hey. 2 00:00:04,292 --> 00:00:05,281 - Hey. - Hi, Selma. 3 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,950 Anybody got change for a 20? 4 00:00:07,128 --> 00:00:10,222 - Yeah, I've got two fives and a 10. - All right. 5 00:00:10,398 --> 00:00:12,025 - There you go. - Great, thanks. 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,168 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 7 00:00:14,336 --> 00:00:16,566 Wasn't I supposed to get something in return? 8 00:00:16,738 --> 00:00:18,569 My undying gratitude. 9 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,205 Uh-uh. 10 00:00:20,375 --> 00:00:23,139 Listen, I will pay you back as soon as my ship comes in. 11 00:00:23,311 --> 00:00:26,576 The ship that's been in dry dock since your IRS audit? 12 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:31,280 I have got to get back in the black, Mac. 13 00:00:31,453 --> 00:00:33,819 Don't you people understand what's happening to me? 14 00:00:33,989 --> 00:00:35,456 Every time I pass my bank now... 15 00:00:35,623 --> 00:00:39,787 ...I can hear the Instateller machine calling my name and laughing. 16 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:42,327 - So you need money for psychiatric help? Heh-heh. 17 00:00:42,497 --> 00:00:43,521 Harry, listen to this. 18 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:46,826 I have a chance to get in on the ground floor of a condo conversion. 19 00:00:47,002 --> 00:00:51,496 If I play my cards right, my 2000 could turn into $20,000 by Christmas. 20 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:55,575 I'm only $400 short of my goal. I'll take anything, a buck, spare change. 21 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:59,009 - Loose fillings? - That's the spirit. 22 00:01:05,854 --> 00:01:08,220 Okay, fine. 23 00:01:09,891 --> 00:01:12,519 - What rhymes with perpendicular? - Why? 24 00:01:14,029 --> 00:01:16,020 No, that's not it. 25 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:20,032 - No, Bull, I mean, why do you need one? - I'm writing a poem. 26 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:23,099 - You? - Sure, been doing it for years. 27 00:01:23,271 --> 00:01:25,239 Well, let's hear one. 28 00:01:26,107 --> 00:01:27,165 - No. Oh, come on, Bull. 29 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:29,640 - Come on. - Come on. 30 00:01:30,478 --> 00:01:31,843 Okay. 31 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,947 Page 29. 32 00:01:38,486 --> 00:01:42,445 "'Forever Damp' by Bull Shannon." 33 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:45,884 Lethargically, he trudges down 34 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:50,325 To the shore of the big wet sea 35 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:55,597 Sensing their fate of impen... 36 00:01:56,538 --> 00:01:57,698 - ding mud 37 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:03,274 His feet seem to cry, "Why me?" 38 00:02:04,846 --> 00:02:07,644 - Where you going? - Doughnut. 39 00:02:12,987 --> 00:02:17,617 The slime rises to his ankle bones 40 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,953 His mind flies far away 41 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:26,560 To the time he missed the boat of life 42 00:02:28,203 --> 00:02:30,228 Hey, nonny, nonny neigh. 43 00:02:37,846 --> 00:02:40,337 It was about me. 44 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:47,916 - That poor guy. - Yeah. 45 00:02:49,224 --> 00:02:51,055 I better go find him. 46 00:02:54,662 --> 00:02:58,098 - It was the talking feet that did it. - Yeah. 47 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,877 Think we've got trouble. 48 00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:47,412 Look what I found in the trash. Bull's notebook. 49 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:52,279 Oh. So the world will never hear "At the Bailiff's Jamboree." 50 00:03:52,453 --> 00:03:55,581 - Let me see that. - Mac, how could you be so insensitive? 51 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:59,284 - Why did you laugh? - To prevent internal injuries. 52 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:06,495 - Bail reports. - Thanks, Bull. Right on time. 53 00:04:06,668 --> 00:04:09,603 And in perfect order. Billie, look how neat that is. 54 00:04:10,071 --> 00:04:12,972 Yeah, I didn't drool on it or anything. 55 00:04:13,441 --> 00:04:16,205 Look, Bull, I'm sorry about what happened in the cafeteria. 56 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:19,813 It doesn't bother me that you laughed at my rhyme scheme. 57 00:04:19,981 --> 00:04:21,141 You laughed at me. 58 00:04:21,316 --> 00:04:22,943 Oh, come on, Bull, that isn't you. 59 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:27,417 You never missed the boat of life. Besides, there is no boat of life. 60 00:04:27,589 --> 00:04:29,181 It's called a metaphor, Harry. 61 00:04:29,357 --> 00:04:31,257 A literary device used to illustrate... 62 00:04:31,426 --> 00:04:34,293 ...dissatisfaction with my current status in the cosmos. 63 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:38,431 - Come again? - My life is poo-poo. 64 00:04:40,368 --> 00:04:43,462 Bull, we all feel like that from time to time, right? 65 00:04:43,638 --> 00:04:46,038 I mean, everyone wants more out of life. 66 00:04:46,207 --> 00:04:50,610 It seems to me like you've got it already. You're a judge. You stand for justice. 67 00:04:50,778 --> 00:04:54,077 You're a public defender. You stand for the underprivileged. 68 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:57,275 I'm a bailiff. I stand. 69 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:00,814 Kind of like cattle. 70 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:07,284 Are you feeling any better? 71 00:05:07,462 --> 00:05:09,020 Moo. 72 00:05:10,632 --> 00:05:14,329 - What have we got here? - People v. Doris McKenzie, Your Honor. 73 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:17,027 The Santini brothers are gonna take care of you. 74 00:05:17,205 --> 00:05:19,730 They're gonna break every bone in your body. 75 00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:22,205 Please, lady, would you quit hassling me? 76 00:05:22,377 --> 00:05:25,039 You're gonna get plenty when the Santinis get revenge. 77 00:05:25,213 --> 00:05:26,544 All right, settle down. 78 00:05:26,714 --> 00:05:30,172 Is it warm in here or is it just me? 79 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:40,919 You're not alone. 80 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:44,988 Don't usually see something like that without a yoke attached to it, do you? 81 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,994 I kid, ask anybody. 82 00:05:50,938 --> 00:05:52,735 What's the story, Mr. Prosecutor? 83 00:05:52,907 --> 00:05:57,003 The defendant, Mrs. Doris McKenzie, was arrested at Madison Square Garden... 84 00:05:57,178 --> 00:05:59,169 ...when she stormed the ring and assaulted... 85 00:05:59,347 --> 00:06:02,282 The Klondike Butcher. 86 00:06:03,151 --> 00:06:06,052 Klondike here was engaged in a professional wrestling match... 87 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:08,848 ...when Mrs. McKenzie hit him over the head with a chair. 88 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:13,517 - She almost killed him with that thing. - It hurt like the dickens. 89 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:17,193 Jack Delman, Your Honor. Promoter. 90 00:06:17,365 --> 00:06:19,993 And I think this crazy broad should be put away. 91 00:06:20,168 --> 00:06:22,295 Look at how she scratched up his face. 92 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:26,031 - It hurt, Jack. - I know, baby, I know. 93 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:29,734 Why don't you try to do to me what you did to Little Caesar at the Spectrum? 94 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,402 - You cheap-shot artist. - That's enough, Mrs. McKenzie. 95 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:35,071 No, it isn't. This is for Caesar, beef lips. 96 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:38,946 All right, lady, that's enough. Leave the poor guy alone. 97 00:06:41,155 --> 00:06:43,646 You're squishing my kidney. 98 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,725 Oh, I'm sorry. 99 00:06:48,996 --> 00:06:52,898 - Now you behave yourself. - Muck face. 100 00:06:54,202 --> 00:06:55,999 Cut the muck slinging, Mrs. McKenzie. 101 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,503 That will be 10-day suspended sentence and a $50 fine. 102 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:00,868 Selma. 103 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:03,709 Come on, honey. 104 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,903 Hey, haven't I seen you at the Garden? 105 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,880 Yeah, I beat Tunney in 12. Come on. 106 00:07:10,852 --> 00:07:13,116 - Anything else, Mac? - That's it for tonight, sir. 107 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,653 Then that's a wrap. See you tomorrow, people. 108 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:19,652 Go freshen up and I'll meet you downstairs, okay? 109 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:22,022 - Okay. - Attaboy. 110 00:07:26,134 --> 00:07:29,831 Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a minute? 111 00:07:30,004 --> 00:07:31,528 About what? 112 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,943 You know, nobody but nobody has ever had the Butcher off his feet before. 113 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,640 - Hey, if I hurt him, I'm sorry. - Hurt him? 114 00:07:43,217 --> 00:07:45,310 Ahem. Listen... 115 00:07:45,853 --> 00:07:48,913 ...have you ever thought of wrestling professionally? 116 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:50,284 No. 117 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:52,153 Ho. No? You're perfect. 118 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:55,386 You're big, you're tall, you're ugly. 119 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:59,192 Good Lord, man, use the gifts that God gave you. 120 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:01,232 I'll think about it. 121 00:08:01,402 --> 00:08:04,667 Think about it hard and call me. 122 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:10,070 Stars make $ 10,000 a night. 123 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,641 And you... 124 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:16,841 ...are a star. 125 00:08:26,694 --> 00:08:29,185 - What did he want? - He thinks I'd make a great wrestler. 126 00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:30,387 - Oh... - Ha-ha-ha. 127 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:32,089 You, a wrestler? 128 00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:35,827 That's the craziest thing I have ever heard. Ha-ha-ha. 129 00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:37,836 I'm starting to like the idea. 130 00:08:38,005 --> 00:08:41,338 That's what I meant, it's crazy but I like it. 131 00:08:41,943 --> 00:08:45,106 Bull, I know you're a little upset about this poem thing, but... 132 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:47,304 He said I could make $ 10,000 a night. 133 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:49,411 Ten thousand dollars? 134 00:08:51,219 --> 00:08:53,346 Ten thousand American dollars? 135 00:08:55,256 --> 00:08:58,225 Well, Bull, you're not serious about this? 136 00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:01,594 You know, you people always assume you know what's best for me. 137 00:09:01,762 --> 00:09:03,753 Well, I'll tell you something, you don't. 138 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,762 Maybe it's time to shake up my life. 139 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,595 Bull, you don't just become a wrestler overnight. 140 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:10,999 It takes a lot of time and training. 141 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:14,664 If you decide to take up wrestling, you're gonna have to quit your job here. 142 00:09:14,842 --> 00:09:17,936 Now, I want you to take some time and really think about this. 143 00:09:18,579 --> 00:09:20,171 Okay. 144 00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:23,113 I quit. 145 00:09:27,121 --> 00:09:30,284 Oh. He's not serious. 146 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:37,822 Well, I mean, he'll cool down and then he'll change his mind. 147 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:44,328 I hope he's wearing boxer shorts. 148 00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:48,604 Briefs. 149 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,643 This is ridiculous. 150 00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:01,050 Bail reports don't just vanish into thin air. 151 00:10:01,222 --> 00:10:04,589 Bull has been gone a week and this place has already turned upside down. 152 00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:07,023 Yeah, and it doesn't just stop with the paperwork. 153 00:10:07,194 --> 00:10:09,219 It's open season on us in the courtroom. 154 00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:11,524 Well, word's out on the street Bull's gone. 155 00:10:11,699 --> 00:10:13,530 Somebody's gotta keep order around here. 156 00:10:13,701 --> 00:10:15,669 Well, that's Dirk's job. 157 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:18,038 Hi, everybody. 158 00:10:19,106 --> 00:10:21,597 Hi, Dirk. 159 00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:27,409 - Bail reports. - We thought they were lost. 160 00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:30,373 Sorry, there was a holdup at the Xerox machine. 161 00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:34,752 - Something get jammed? - No, a real holdup. 162 00:10:35,856 --> 00:10:38,882 - And you got involved? - You bet. 163 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,051 Gave him my wallet. 164 00:10:42,463 --> 00:10:44,260 Oh, there you are. 165 00:10:44,432 --> 00:10:47,799 - Parole forms. Thank you, Selma. 166 00:10:50,271 --> 00:10:52,171 I'll be in the court. 167 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,105 Fill the room with your presence. 168 00:10:57,778 --> 00:10:59,109 Bye. 169 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,544 Bye, Dirk. 170 00:11:03,618 --> 00:11:04,880 - Boo. Aah! 171 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,755 What a mealy worm, huh? 172 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:15,585 - You sure seem chipper. - Why shouldn't I be? 173 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:18,891 Just this afternoon, I found a benevolent and wise man... 174 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,830 ...who had the vision to loan me the final $200. 175 00:11:22,303 --> 00:11:25,238 - What did you hock? - My mother's wedding ring. 176 00:11:25,406 --> 00:11:26,430 - Dan! Ha-ha-ha. 177 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:29,804 I'm just kidding. It was just her engagement ring. 178 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:33,238 So why all the long faces? 179 00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:35,780 - We miss Bull. Yeah. 180 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,544 Nobody to carry the heavy files. 181 00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:41,620 Or walk us to our car at night. 182 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,288 Hey, wait a minute. Listen to the way we're talking. 183 00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:48,155 All we care about is how this affects us. 184 00:11:48,329 --> 00:11:51,696 We're supposed to be his friends. Let's back him up. 185 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:53,891 I mean, maybe he's made the right decision. 186 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:57,360 That's a lot of buffalo chips. 187 00:11:57,972 --> 00:11:59,633 No, Selma, I think Harry's right. 188 00:11:59,807 --> 00:12:02,640 We've gotta support Bull. We can't let him know how we feel. 189 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,744 I will not participate in this charade. 190 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:07,847 The man is making a fool of himself. Somebody should tell him. 191 00:12:08,015 --> 00:12:11,883 All you have to do is have the guts to stand up to him and say, "Bull..." 192 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:17,254 I'm behind you all the way, you big Greco-Roman nut, you. Heh-heh. 193 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,521 Thanks. 194 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:23,597 I knew you'd come crawling back here where you belong. 195 00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:27,530 - I just came back to clean out my locker. - You should clean out your head. 196 00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:30,068 - You know... - Hey, Bull, good to see you. 197 00:12:30,237 --> 00:12:31,261 You too, sir. 198 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:35,876 So, Bull, I guess you've been at the gym pumping things, huh? 199 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:40,207 Yeah, they keep us pretty busy. I just came back from body-slam class. 200 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:44,378 Do they grade that pass-fail or is it on a curve? 201 00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:47,112 There's a few things I would like to know... 202 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,553 - Yeah, like, when's your first match? - Next week. 203 00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:53,888 - I've got passes if you're interested. - Interested, are you kidding? 204 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,996 - He wants to know if we're interested. - Wouldn't miss it. 205 00:12:57,164 --> 00:12:58,631 - Oh, boy. Ha-ha. 206 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,497 Selma? 207 00:13:00,835 --> 00:13:03,804 I'd rather eat linoleum. 208 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:10,104 What's with her? 209 00:13:11,078 --> 00:13:15,014 - Well, she got some bad news. - What? 210 00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:18,708 Uh... The Dodgers left Brooklyn. 211 00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:22,147 Say, that is bad news. 212 00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:25,920 Yeah, yeah. Well, I gotta get back to work. 213 00:13:26,093 --> 00:13:27,151 You go get them, tiger. 214 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,367 Bull, Bull, Bull. Aah. 215 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:41,936 - Break a leg, big guy. - We're supposed to. 216 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,346 So, uh... 217 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,249 ...guess you're having the time of your life, huh? 218 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:54,387 Yeah, going to Akron next month. 219 00:13:54,622 --> 00:13:58,058 Wow. Be sure to hit that tire-tread museum. 220 00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:05,894 You don't think I'm doing the wrong thing, do you, Harry? 221 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:08,967 Listen, as long as you're happy, Bull, that's all that matters. 222 00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:11,127 It's your big shot. You gotta take it. 223 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:13,239 Don't look back, we're behind you. 224 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:16,205 Do your own thing and... And... 225 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,470 And stuff like that. 226 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,941 Well, I guess, we'll see you next week, huh? 227 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:29,153 I know you won't let us down, big fella. 228 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,923 All rise, rise. 229 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:37,620 Criminal court, part two, city of New York is now in session. 230 00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,197 Now in session. 231 00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:42,858 - Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. - Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding. 232 00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:00,382 Mandinka. I am Mandinka. 233 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:03,614 I am king. 234 00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:18,571 Do you realize that you came this close to hitting me out there? 235 00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:20,138 Gosh, Ed, I'm sorry. 236 00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:22,798 - I'm really miffed, Alan. - My mind wasn't on it. 237 00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:25,878 I was thinking about that Donahue Show I gotta do tomorrow. 238 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:27,707 He's ruthless. 239 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:30,574 Ed, Ed... 240 00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:32,912 No, I don't want... No... - Just look at him. 241 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:35,783 When they dragged him out, his face looked like a pizza. 242 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,619 Come on, come on, he's right over here. Look at him, he's fine. 243 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,585 Hi, toots. 244 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:45,661 - Hey, you're not allowed in here. - We've got passes. 245 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,698 - We're looking for Bull Shannon. - Who? 246 00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:52,100 He's a big guy. Kind of weird-looking. 247 00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:55,634 All right, let's have your attention. 248 00:15:55,809 --> 00:16:01,304 Gents and ladies, meet the next wrestling champion of the world. 249 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,940 Hey, you promised me I'd be champ next. 250 00:16:05,119 --> 00:16:07,383 Don't get bitchy, Ed. 251 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,354 I'm sorry. I've been on the edge lately. 252 00:16:10,524 --> 00:16:13,789 This new fabric softener isn't working out at all. 253 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:16,587 All right, here he is. 254 00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:19,995 Bull, the Battling Bailiff. 255 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:23,501 Ta-da. 256 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,874 Well? What do you think? 257 00:16:34,048 --> 00:16:36,243 Spiffy, real spiffy. 258 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,477 It's the first time I ever bought off the rack. 259 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,678 Bull, it's almost time. 260 00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:44,221 Boy, is this great or is this great, huh, Bull? 261 00:16:44,391 --> 00:16:46,586 Center ring, 20,000 screaming fans. 262 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,320 This has to be the greatest night of your life. 263 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,391 Where's Selma? 264 00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:55,001 Oh, traffic out there is so bad and... 265 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,932 She's not coming, is she? 266 00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:59,330 No, Bull, she isn't. 267 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,940 Bruiser, you're on. 268 00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:05,203 - How do you feel? - Like I'm gonna throw up. 269 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,013 All the great ones do. 270 00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:12,649 Bull... 271 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,311 ...I believe it was the Apostle Paul who said that: 272 00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:18,390 "Faith is the substance of things hoped for... 273 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,550 ...the evidence of things not seen." 274 00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:25,223 Now, go out there and rip his lips off. 275 00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,833 Go get them, Bull. - You can do it. 276 00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:30,697 Whoo. Did you see that arena out there? 277 00:17:30,871 --> 00:17:34,432 Twenty thousand drooling maniacs at 12 bucks a head. 278 00:17:34,608 --> 00:17:37,543 - We're going to be rolling in it. - We? 279 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:41,010 Yeah, I dumped that whole condo scam, I put all of my money into Bull. 280 00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:44,082 I'm his syndicate, 25 percent off the top. 281 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:47,914 - Does he know that? - No, Delman and I made a deal. 282 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,784 Look, what the hairless wonder doesn't know can't hurt me. 283 00:17:51,225 --> 00:17:52,954 - You wanna look at the carnage? - Yeah. 284 00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:56,722 - No, I am not going out there again. - You can watch it right here on TV. 285 00:17:56,897 --> 00:17:57,955 What? Great, great. 286 00:17:58,132 --> 00:18:00,828 Keep an eye on my investment without having to sit with the riffraff. 287 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,195 Ha, ha. 288 00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:08,474 Been playing with the knobs, haven't you? 289 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,710 Look. Look, there he is. 290 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,576 Wow, they love him. 291 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:17,974 Crowd's going crazy. 292 00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:22,020 Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. 293 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:27,718 Introducing on my left, weighing in at 245 pounds... 294 00:18:27,895 --> 00:18:31,922 ... from Vatican City, the Choirboy. 295 00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:37,429 Excuse me, they're booing a choirboy? 296 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:41,404 They hate his guts. He stabs guys with his candles. 297 00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:43,543 And his opponent in the opposite corner... 298 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:47,237 ... tonight, making his professional debut... 299 00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:53,751 ... weighing in at an even 250 pounds, the Battling Bailiff. 300 00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:58,422 Boy, what a moment this is for Bull, huh? 301 00:18:58,592 --> 00:19:00,560 They love him. I'm getting chills. 302 00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:03,696 - I'm getting nauseous. - I'm getting rich. 303 00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:06,228 Come on, I told you it's all an act. 304 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,368 There's nothing to it. It's all fake. 305 00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:13,671 See? This isn't real wood, it's fake. 306 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,074 There's the bell and we're under way. 307 00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:18,541 Come on, Bull. Come on. 308 00:19:18,712 --> 00:19:20,976 - Pulverize him. - Use your footwork. 309 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,281 He's not moving. 310 00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:30,284 Come on, Bull. Do something. 311 00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:34,518 The Battling Bailiff has yet to come out of his corner. 312 00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:38,655 - You're very calm about all this. - It's all part of the act. 313 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:41,300 No, this isn't in the script. 314 00:19:41,468 --> 00:19:43,026 Wait, wait, he's moving. 315 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:46,798 I told you, it's a sure thing. The only way I can lose is if he left the ring. 316 00:19:46,974 --> 00:19:49,534 He's leaving the ring. 317 00:19:50,944 --> 00:19:52,775 Bull, what are you doing? 318 00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:56,507 I could have burned the money. It would have been quicker. 319 00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,780 It's that kind of performance that gives this game a bad name. 320 00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:10,158 It wasn't fulfilling. 321 00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:14,992 It wasn't fulfilling? Ha-ha-ha. 322 00:20:15,169 --> 00:20:17,899 It wasn't fulfilling. It wasn't anything! 323 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,062 We don't want any violence in here, do we? 324 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,105 Go ahead, kill me. I don't care. 325 00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:25,507 Come, take me, Mr. Death. 326 00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:27,112 I felt like an ass out there. 327 00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:29,442 But, Bull, you were so excited about wrestling. 328 00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:31,243 You were the one who was excited. 329 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,943 I came back to the courthouse hoping you'd ask me back. 330 00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:37,147 Instead you gave me a pat on the back and sent me on my way. 331 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:39,622 - I thought it was what you wanted. - Heck, Harry. 332 00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:44,162 I made a stupid rash decision and you backed me up into a corner... 333 00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:46,856 ...in front of 20,000 people... 334 00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,628 ...dressed like this. 335 00:20:50,237 --> 00:20:52,967 What you're saying is that we... 336 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,243 - That I made you feel... - lf I didn't wrestle, I'd be letting you down. 337 00:20:58,412 --> 00:20:59,674 I'm sorry, Bull. 338 00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:03,145 - Nobody tried to stop me. I tried. 339 00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:06,616 But I was outmuscled. 340 00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:12,689 - Selma, you came. - Oh, I wouldn't miss it. 341 00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:18,661 Violence, stale beers, sweat. Reminds me of my prom. 342 00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:24,134 - I looked pretty stupid out there, didn't I? - Yes. 343 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:26,802 But it took a lot of guts. 344 00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:35,981 You know, while I was out in the ring, I started thinking about things. 345 00:21:36,149 --> 00:21:41,143 The old courthouse, the food in the cafeteria. 346 00:21:41,321 --> 00:21:45,417 The Ping-Pong tournaments in the guards' lounge. 347 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:50,458 The way the air conditioning hits me in the summer if I stand in the right place. 348 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:55,924 And I thought, "Hey, I really miss those things." 349 00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:59,800 - What about us? - Yeah. 350 00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:03,241 I miss you guys most of all. 351 00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:06,068 There's no place like home. 352 00:22:06,613 --> 00:22:10,447 And starring Dan Fielding as the scarecrow. 353 00:22:14,421 --> 00:22:18,016 Promise if I ever do anything stupid like this again, give me a good smack. 354 00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:20,819 I promise. 355 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:24,589 Come on, let's all go out and get some dinner. 356 00:22:24,798 --> 00:22:27,733 Heh-heh. - Bull, aren't you gonna change? 357 00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:32,730 - We're not going anyplace fancy, are we? - No. 358 00:23:06,306 --> 00:23:08,934 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 28170

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