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other husbands sleep late Sunday
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mornings yes Polly not you though no
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Polly you have to be different don't you
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yes Polly I don't know what you seeing
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it no
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all right Lads in your own gateways good
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lads can't you strangle each other at
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home that's why your fathers pay
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rates right
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move I said
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move I Shan say it
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again move
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I count to five then that's
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it 1 2 3 4
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six right
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you
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Crystal hopeless hey what's your team
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called Mony can you hear me
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I got
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there
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morning morning seen who's reing Lord
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Longford good God have you seen who's
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reing s for both sides he blinding both
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eyes blinding
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both we got a full team
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get
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motherucker so light now stop
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cing that's straight
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go on Sam what you know it don't work
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not with Lord Longford right it never
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has before it's worth a bloody
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try where you go you might report me
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he's threatened to before well threaten
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him back put the fear of Christ up in
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how do we do that stared him
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out morning Mr arish Ted no thank you
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I'm not offered you one yet offered me a
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what
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cigarette I had no intention of doing
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good do you fancy some chewing gum good
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morning oh nice to see you again mrv Dad
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brought my own lemon thank you and
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imbrication I never said a word nobody
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offered you a lousy
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lemon would you like to go before the
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league committee would you like to go to
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hell I've been ly that's what I'm doing
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here
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ball no Corner Flags again I notice it's
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the last time I'll lend anything to the
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YWCA
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captains please
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by
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Joey good morning good
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morning a few Pearls of Wisdom from one
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who
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knows what we're now about to witness is
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called a football match not the
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beginning of World War II not the
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destruction of the human race a football
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match in it each of the teams will
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attempt to score more goals than the
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other what are you looking at not
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much that will be done by kicking the
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ball in the net as opposed to kicking
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other people in the crutch right great
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thank you
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should we start are we going to stand
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there and freeze
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today if I see a good clean exhibition
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of footfall skill you won't know I'm
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here if on the other hand and acting
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according to the new Gospel According to
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lthm S Dan as any foul tackles from
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behind shirt pulling swearing at me
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dropping Dead with senitor dance because
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some other player accidentally looks at
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you out comes my little book and in it
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goes the name arguing with the referee
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will naturally not not be tolerated well
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all the bloody El's arguing are you
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trying to get yourself in the Guinness
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Book of Records the only player to be
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sent off before the game's even started
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like a bloody tape recorder did you
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speak no it was
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yawning heads or tails Tails heads it is
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as we are May the best team win why
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come on Al come on fellas you can lick
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this lot no
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bother come on back now go for that ball
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hungry for the ball play football and
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the goals will
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come good L that's the idea come on last
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move about making like bloody
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idiot yes come on
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come on
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Ronnie Ronnie's been off it for a week
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off what you know serving his strength
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for today so he says that it for God's
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sake ref obstruction BL
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obstruction Who's down Ronnie right in
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the doings
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all right you can get
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back yes Act of the Year award
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1971 the L hurt child birst never
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present off be fair ref I said off you
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can get up now you got your free kick
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and you lot get 10 yards
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back I said off yes I heard you
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magnificent referes Authority wonderful
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sight to
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see I'm warning you
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be okay
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now
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engag be fair ref oh hello first C of
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spring got a free kick what more does he
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want the British Empire medal in a visit
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to match of the day when it's in his
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area fair's fair ref same old song
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second verse same as the first bring on
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the dancing girls slice it for a goal
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kick and scream for a corner boot it
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into touch and claim a throw in one day
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a play will come up to me and say uh
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excuse me ref you probably didn't see it
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busy as you are but I've just kicked
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their striker in the cal It's praying on
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my mind so would you care to take my
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name please
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well I'm not supposed to be that par
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keeper it's his job not going fishing in
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cheser with his dirty boots and his bag
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worms you do the pictures Norman he said
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you can watch the
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football if I was interested in bloody
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football wouldn't be a park and Gardens
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Department employee would I be a bloody
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footballer calling for the ball without
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calling the name of the man in
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possession I called his name no argument
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I called it you Go funny with too much
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imagination you know you can start
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wearing ladies hats in Market Street I
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even called you the L's name before that
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one got it thank you that's an even
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bigger offense he's playing for the
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other side he's not the only one is
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he any chance of a game of
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football in association football we have
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rules we call them the rules of
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Association in football being fair
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doesn't mean being fair to you it means
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being
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fair understand
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no a ref come
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off L on God that's it now thr now
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you're thr now get to the Midfield L
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dominate the Midfield like a short
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you're
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gone Well Done Right striking hard now
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take it in take it in l into the space
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Freddy dear dear oh dear
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get together
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ladent President Nixon but I thought
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America and China were bitter enemies
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well it's what they call Ping Pong
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diplomacy I mean that's the expression
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they
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use and the Russians have got the needle
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oh naturally they've been daggers drawn
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with China ever since kov denounce him
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at the 21st Party Conference for
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revisionism for what well it's an
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expression they
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use the suspicious of the western block
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ever since you
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alter since when
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Y is that another
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expression another
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conference we seem to be better allies
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with France these days since old wats is
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named out well with the Advent of the
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course you know what happened during the
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first world war the French wom put
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poison in all the wells for our soldiers
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to
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drink we on our side not the women no
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don't tug sweetheart that's not nice
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nice walk
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great come on
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by hell they're a rough lot rough lot
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aren't they kick anything that moves
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they kick their own grandmothers never
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heard of
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sportsmanship get him down Tommy go for
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his left knee cap the one with the
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bandage on go for his left knee cap
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good lad good
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lad Gardens that's where I should be
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planting
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cran told on that the labor
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exchange no one
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listens D
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thing you can watch the football
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Sly
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s he's scared to be that's what it is
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when he try and pinch the go po after
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the
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match you come back with them
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GOP I know what team you play for I'll
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tell you the
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police silly old
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fool it was a police dirting that was
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pinching him
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that's never
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straight well cover John straight on the
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middle now John good long ball use the
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link man good luck that's it that's a
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play L you can do it oh for Christ sake
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on down with me with
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it I'm out face come on now what's
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tickling you the bad bounce that was all
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it wasn't my fault no it was a nice shot
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magnificent Marksmanship wonderful sight
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to see another in to the left you'd have
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had it rolling down the M1 could you do
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better I wish was your age ly that's all
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you never have been mate we had a thing
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called skill different game today
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World different world different world Al
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together handall
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referee he handled it ref play on play
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on oh come
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on accident where the hell were you
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looking don't be so cruel I'm old enough
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to be their father
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referee watch that man that's a
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foul it should be sent off for
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that then there's
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Japan very touchy about him going to
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China ping pong's right old Emperor
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dudah coming over here to visit the
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queen Queen soon forget don't they
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forget
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what like
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Germany they are allies
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now young boys go over there for
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holidays wasn't much of a holiday for
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their fathers born at the wrong time
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pingpong my next door neighbors booked
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Ireland football's not back already is
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it oh I get sick of it Malcolm Allison
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wears nice matching shirt
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sometimes come
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here get him apart get him apart animals
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come on both of you come here come on
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down right that's it come here both of
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you come on that's
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final it's been the next Sunday morning
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in
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church both of you for the first time in
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your lives certainly won't be allowed
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anywhere near a football he was pulling
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a Shar off me back it was a
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retaliation subsequent to constant
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provocation thank you Bob Wilson another
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two minutes and you would have had me
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down to MRA names it was EAS at the
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moment a technical foul that's all I'm
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not giving way I'm not giving way names
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keep your mtion say
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nothing did he pull your shirt Nora I
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wasn't asking
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you did he pull your shirt
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no were you retaliating to constant
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provocation
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no now look here the lot of you if you
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want to play this match according to the
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laws of the Jungle I'm abandoning it
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right
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right I got a couple of AR anger tangs
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fighting over a bloody
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banana this is a colly Hurston District
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third division League match not Custer's
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Last soding Stand only Lads Mr Army dead
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just lads that all look we live in a
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civilized society even two year olds
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know the difference between right and
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wrong play
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rules we play as a team with
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teamwork teamwork and skill
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right
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listen always leave at least half what's
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in the wallets if there three quid just
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Nick
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one same with any loose chain in the
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pockets why because then they're not
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sure it's missing
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oh so we'll have a bounce up
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B
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please uh and don't think I've given way
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because I haven't I'm respecting you all
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as
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footballers and you just respect the
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laws of the game respect for each other
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respect for the
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referee we'll all profit by
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it right
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[Applause]
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oh you're too bloody slow Joy you'll
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have to come up the
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beer Who the hell's disy te
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get come on you
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get how you how
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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goalkeeper
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here I don't believe it his whistle mad
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hey Ronny rald get on with the
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game he's whistle mad isn't he talk
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about Ronny rald oh ref are you the
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goalkeeper he ain't done nothing oh go
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away
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what are we ever going to have the
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pleasure of seeing you take this goal
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kick I'm taking it oh no me me like I
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can't
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walk it's biggest gme of all time
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wasting more than a crime a sin wishing
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your life away and that's more than a
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caution ly that's a philosophy of life
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it's nearly half time anyway be Hal time
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when I say so when the 45 minutes are up
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it's nowhere near half time
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off
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time right come on now Alin pull your
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together now Mark a man get him man he's
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in a space there big tall fell
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Joy good
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decision right lad go on swing it
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[Applause]
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back come on let's have some attack
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this time now this time move the ball
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Joey move the ball don't let the ball
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knock you
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over I have to I need a new defense as
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well must have somebody else up there
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back that's bloody
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shocking across now
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over stries ball I supp come on
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[Applause]
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oh you great big fairy go get the
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ball go straight to
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if if I didn't have a gumy leg I'd do it
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perfect and if if I did it perfect did
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say oh gracious me we can't have that
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let's put him on planting cant in
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Picadilly
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Gardens and if I was if I was brilliant
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at that they'd say oh gracious me he's
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brilliant at
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gardening let's sign him on for Arsenal
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at Center
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forward and I'd say stick
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sweetheart I'm not interested in
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football I'm not how many others like
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that's so broke me like in the first
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place two ball two
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ball oh God I'm hungry come on I'll what
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no idea you know
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been clear the ball up the field up the
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field made the ball come on
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I know that's the trouble feel like I've
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been through
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Mill no good keep the ball
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moving the post the fire
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post h fire
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D pigs bum pork you know I don't like
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you swearing
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oh you've come have
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you when the game's half over you told
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me not to come at all because you said
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you wouldn't because you told me not
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to why have you then because you won't
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do as I say or because you tell
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lies come on Stewart come on out
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quick get out take a
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it was you that was obstinate at the
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party you'd been obstinate all evening
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only after you've been obstinate at the
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party you should have said you were
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sorry when you had the chance well I'm
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here now aren't I silly halfway through
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the match proves I'm sorry two wrongs
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don't make her right
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come
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here Min come here everything by score
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it's heartbreaking breaks your heart
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doesn't he oh class and we should be
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five up at least different class should
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be winning five none
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the fire ball it come off him ref it
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come off the strike man
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ref right Mar fell now come
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on nasty ball mommy carry you bluming
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Ruffians then there was Cyprus few years
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back your May is Arnold killed the
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terrorists Archbishop macarius everybody
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all the cartoonist making him out
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another Hitler he looked to villain with
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that beard who not now though best of
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poers he comes visiting the queen as
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well must seem a bit puzzling for your
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Mary we late in the day for her
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Arnold poor Tommy nasty
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[Applause]
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men on
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ra Christ's sake on your bloody
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[Applause]
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eyes is now Mar's armor was under age
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when he joined
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up joke isn't it aled his birth
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certificate to get his death
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certificate I we should have a cricket
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score here that's life isn't it lad I
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can't you give us one that's wishful
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thinking that's a jinx on a PO you can't
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blame that blame the patron CER football
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who's
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that who's that come on
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Ste Ste Ste
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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Ste nice ball son use it bad luck be a
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decent player
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that's a foul oh forget it he globed him
480
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a minute ago mind you he deserved it for
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calling him what he did but then again
482
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he got cold it himself in the first half
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this your
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circle so where do you start tell them
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to play the game play to the rules half
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of them's probably been on the D for 18
487
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months find the space lad now Shield the
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ball oh hard
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luck of course he should have a cricket
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score but that is life
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I wasn't
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wrong not that it ever sinks in and all
493
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you can do is tell them to be fair it's
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never one a football match yet mind you
495
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never won anything they might not know
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meises but they know that all right been
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out of nappies long
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enough what can they do blame the ref
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yes Lads I know being fair isn't fair
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any day of the week that's why we turn
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out on Sundays hoping this time it will
502
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be never is but we hope the beauty of
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football we used to call
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it well we friends again now it's up to
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you ain't it you're the one that's
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silking hey
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when you never dance with me like you
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were with Alan Potter you never look at
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me like you did at that bird wearing no
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bra only because you'll dance like you
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did with Alan Potter don't that prove
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something no
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it does it proves
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theay with now
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do proves
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what can't
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remember one of them days we're just not
519
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getting the run of the
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ball come on Alan you've got nothing to
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beat I didn't know you were a comedian
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as
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well they're all over us they making us
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look
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sick who side are you on
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00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,240
anyway well they are why are they
527
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because they're a better rotten team are
528
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they what's the score
529
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:21,158
then just cuz there's no goals don't
530
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:25,519
mean there shouldn't have
531
00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:27,519
been you winning why are you interested
532
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if I wasn't I wouldn't ask if you were
533
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you'd rest as soon as you got
534
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here it's n n I'm not
535
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interested first time Watson first time
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first time
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[Music]
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Watson referee
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[Music]
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oh dear dear again for God's sake it's
541
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like a mad house it's like the world's
542
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gone mad like a flaming mad house isn't
543
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it do you have to repeat everything I
544
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say I don't
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do all the time every
546
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syllable no no no I just happen to be
547
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,679
agreeing with you that's all I share
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your
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opinions that's not agreeing sucking up
550
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that's it tackling oh come
551
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on I don't suck up to no one I
552
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don't never have done to me every
553
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Wednesday night at training sessions
554
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every Friday night at planning and
555
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tactics
556
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meetings every Sunday morning B I just
557
00:34:49,878 --> 00:34:53,559
said we're out classing them and we
558
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should have had five in you know the
559
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:59,000
world's gone mad well that's what I said
560
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yes agreed I just happened to say after
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you did that all you're an old man Sam
562
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to for this
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Caper you're 50 years too
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old I know my
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football I've got an old head on my
566
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shoulders You' got old bloody
567
00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:24,039
shoulders so Billy Meredith I did I Ro
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on wing for city with a toothpick in his
569
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:29,639
mouth he always played with a toothpick
570
00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:29,639
in his mouth
571
00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:37,598
what's that got to do with
572
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:44,320
it we happen to be playing
573
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:45,920
433 it's deliberate tactical strategy
574
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,960
we're playing it tight at the back and
575
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,960
waiting for a quick break up front we
576
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:53,280
must be quick I haven't seen one yet we
577
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,358
haven't had one yet we're pacing our
578
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,750
bloody
579
00:35:55,358 --> 00:36:01,039
selves you just biased come
580
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[Music]
581
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:05,159
onad come on have
582
00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:09,719
[Music]
583
00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:09,719
a you don't know what it's all about do
584
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:16,920
you a poor little love see how he keeps
585
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:21,440
looking at that ball he's Disturbed you
586
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:23,519
know it could disturb him for life oh oh
587
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,679
now don't do that to your auntie Gwen
588
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:28,759
that's
589
00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:31,440
naughty it was only playing
590
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:34,079
still that's politics isn't it nothing
591
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Ordinary People Can Do Well human beings
592
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:40,800
don't matter to them it's all money
593
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:42,679
power no feelings none at all how oh
594
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:46,318
leave your auntie Gwen
595
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:48,759
alone you see he is
596
00:36:46,318 --> 00:36:53,358
Disturbed I mean what do government care
597
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:59,240
about suffering nothing nothing at
598
00:36:53,358 --> 00:37:01,000
all a what's the matter a sweetheart he
599
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:04,759
probably stood on his stone with his
600
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:08,358
little paw little
601
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:10,200
love that's it now you're working well
602
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:12,519
no
603
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:15,318
never one more like that and you go and
604
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:16,719
get rest bingo I went for the ball
605
00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:18,239
according to the laws of football or you
606
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,318
liable before ascending off according to
607
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,399
the law of the realm you get 5 years at
608
00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:24,559
least without remission I accidentally
609
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,318
nudged him Grievous bodily arm before
610
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:28,639
any caught in the land now go on get 10
611
00:37:26,318 --> 00:37:31,880
yards back go on get get it on the wing
612
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:36,039
have a DI come on give me the ball no
613
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:38,838
ref no take the kick on my say so right
614
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:38,838
10 yards back I
615
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:47,358
said 10 not two
616
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,359
10 a bit more over this way come on come
617
00:37:49,358 --> 00:37:59,199
on 2 three 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 where I am
618
00:37:56,639 --> 00:38:02,679
keep it TI
619
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:05,799
captain please good morning I want these
620
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:08,039
qu girls standing here tell them oh move
621
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,039
back a
622
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:16,358
bit right if you don't move from off
623
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:19,599
that ball 10 yards I abandon the match
624
00:38:16,358 --> 00:38:19,598
got to bend it that
625
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:25,459
side that's see from here glad best
626
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:28,529
monkey two
627
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,530
[Music]
628
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:34,440
don't break whatever break aband it l
629
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:40,799
abandon we get y
630
00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:42,880
back get back 10 yard we will play the
631
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,839
game according to the rules or not at
632
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:48,920
all I shall not have my authority
633
00:38:45,838 --> 00:38:52,279
flouted that's it in it it's you that
634
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,280
matters you and your bloody
635
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:57,800
whistle not me you don't give a son
636
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:59,559
about the football just you you saw
637
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,960
you're the big cheese showing everybody
638
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:05,199
who boss it's the other way
639
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,880
around it's the other way around it's
640
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:12,598
completely the other I just want to be
641
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,599
fair well prove it then yeah prove
642
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:30,440
it go on then I'll accept your apology
643
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,440
have to be going
644
00:39:31,519 --> 00:39:37,519
now I was only R to you cuz we're not
645
00:39:34,358 --> 00:39:42,598
winning I
646
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:42,599
know and you did come to watch me yeah I
647
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,079
did you only dance with Alan Potter cuz
648
00:39:46,318 --> 00:39:51,480
I was
649
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:51,480
obstinate well you say you're sorry
650
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:58,599
then I'm sorry
651
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,399
Jina say it again
652
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:02,680
I'm
653
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,680
sorry I
654
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:11,960
accept oh well thanks for some lousy
655
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:17,599
times where you going roller skating
656
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,599
with Alan
657
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:20,599
Potter
658
00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:28,199
well back to your positions direct free
659
00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:30,559
kick defending team 10 yards from the
660
00:40:28,199 --> 00:40:32,039
ball and I mean 10 yards according to
661
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:34,000
the rules once the match has been
662
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:37,358
abandoned it can't be restarted can it
663
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,800
get on with the game I didn't abandon it
664
00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:45,119
I said I might you never
665
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:45,119
did don't argue with the referee come
666
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:51,318
on I kept my side of the bargain keep it
667
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:55,400
close back a bit
668
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:58,559
Lads thank you face the ball Palace come
669
00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:01,650
on I'll definely never 10
670
00:40:58,559 --> 00:41:01,650
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671
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:11,559
yard
672
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:15,279
anyway you do your
673
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:15,279
best it's all you can
674
00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:21,919
do even painting white
675
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:24,159
lines with the same love you give to
676
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:28,760
planting
677
00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:28,759
croissants that's a satisfaction
678
00:41:28,838 --> 00:41:32,119
why while she never he the boogers
679
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:52,490
mistakes go on he's outside don't him
680
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,358
offside he one
681
00:41:52,489 --> 00:41:59,679
[Applause]
682
00:41:55,358 --> 00:41:59,679
hour take it lad take it check it
683
00:41:59,739 --> 00:42:06,819
[Applause]
684
00:42:03,739 --> 00:42:06,819
[Music]
685
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,959
[Applause]
686
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:18,480
l well done get FL he was blowing his
687
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,280
nose I blowing my nose well what's your
688
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,639
bloody nose doing up there then your FL
689
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,640
for upside he didn't I didn't the refere
690
00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:29,118
on his back out there he the referee's
691
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:29,118
on his back out there
692
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:49,960
how long was I out few
693
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,960
seconds I'll add 5 seconds on
694
00:42:55,519 --> 00:42:58,949
[Applause]
695
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:09,519
it was no goal it was
696
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:17,679
offside no goal it was offside ref you
697
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,960
blew for a goal I blew for offside you
698
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:24,279
took your time about it I was jostled by
699
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:26,800
a player I Blew as soon as I could we
700
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,960
shall now proceed to take the free kick
701
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,960
sorry I sponge your face
702
00:43:32,838 --> 00:43:39,960
now what's that for could have allowed
703
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:41,759
it an offside goal is that how you want
704
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,679
to win it's right that's all if we don't
705
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:47,800
win it's wrong yes it
706
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:50,440
is no flaming Justice the other side's
707
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,280
got a free kick that's Justice oh you
708
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,519
know what I
709
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:59,040
mean yes I do sick of bloody football
710
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:59,039
I'm bloody sick of it
711
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:04,480
you should hang your boots up
712
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,480
then you shouldn't
713
00:44:07,838 --> 00:44:14,519
play what why do you think I I took up
714
00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:17,078
refereeing I have promise but for the
715
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:19,159
war Arrington Stanley once wanted me for
716
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:21,599
a trial
717
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:24,199
1939 I'd have been another dixid they
718
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:28,039
said once it filled out they were bloody
719
00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:28,039
wrong then weren't they
720
00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:42,480
[Music]
721
00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:42,480
big one down the middle
722
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:57,318
[Music]
723
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:00,880
fredet on J
724
00:44:57,318 --> 00:45:00,880
again Ro up
725
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:36,759
um I don't exactly uh get your team back
726
00:45:33,519 --> 00:45:36,759
in your own half ladder for the
727
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,119
kickoff the
728
00:45:40,119 --> 00:45:44,519
kickoff yes ladyy we always have a
729
00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:48,400
kickoff after a goal has been scored
730
00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:48,400
don't we otherwise we'd die of
731
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:56,039
exposure a goal's been scored a goal has
732
00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:57,838
been scored are we winning One n you're
733
00:45:56,039 --> 00:46:00,239
winning One n
734
00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,239
give a
735
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:04,119
[Applause]
736
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:16,160
go it you can't give that's a go that's
737
00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:18,719
stupid n law n paragraph B of the rules
738
00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:21,039
of football published by the Council of
739
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:24,519
the Football Association Patron Her
740
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:29,159
Majesty of the queen states that
741
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:31,960
uh the ball is in play at all times if
742
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:34,399
it rebounds off either the referee or
743
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,800
linesman when they are in the field of
744
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:39,599
play that's ridiculous how Bloody like
745
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,640
satisfied the ball didn't rebound off
746
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:44,160
you oh don't argue with the referee Lads
747
00:46:41,639 --> 00:46:46,279
I don't want to send you all up they
748
00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:48,279
only stroll up the field and tap another
749
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,839
one but look ref the ball didn't rebound
750
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,440
off you it was centered from the right
751
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:54,000
and you not of the suddening thing in
752
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,559
deliberate no sir and you're asking for
753
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,199
trouble being on the field of play get
754
00:46:56,559 --> 00:47:01,839
the was centered from the right I ran up
755
00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:04,358
with play according to my duty it struck
756
00:47:01,838 --> 00:47:06,279
me on the head accidentally as I
757
00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:10,838
endeavored to get out of the way and
758
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:13,280
rebounded into the net law 9 paragraph b
759
00:47:10,838 --> 00:47:15,639
a goal but took the bloody ball the ball
760
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,960
didn't strike you there 11 men over
761
00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:19,598
there who wouldn't agree with that
762
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,199
interpretation nor would the referee
763
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:25,680
acting in accordance with the rules of
764
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:25,679
the game be fair
765
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:36,340
[Music]
766
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:43,319
[Applause]
767
00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:43,320
[Music]
768
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,880
Asam Fred can't say
769
00:47:54,239 --> 00:48:01,118
anything to kick his ribs in
770
00:47:57,559 --> 00:48:01,119
bloody water for 90 minutes for
771
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,440
nothing excuse me
772
00:48:10,838 --> 00:48:17,078
Mr Excuse me Mr gy said yeah I'm not
773
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:22,239
complaining no but it wasn't far our
774
00:48:17,079 --> 00:48:25,440
goal was it absolutely legal law n
775
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:29,799
paragraph I see good
776
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:33,240
morning a still think it was unfair
777
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:37,440
really only in the eyes of God lad and
778
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:37,439
he's needed new glasses for nearly 2,000
779
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,639
years come
780
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:00,519
in hey mister are you disy D
781
00:48:57,358 --> 00:49:05,000
who footballer Dizzy
782
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:07,519
Dean Dixie Dean in then he was very
783
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,599
famous aren't
784
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:13,519
you who told you about him it was in a
785
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:17,680
comic oh I see I've been guarding this
786
00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:20,079
place H I've been guarding it while
787
00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:22,639
you've been playing in case anyone
788
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:25,160
breaks in and pinches anything he get
789
00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:28,318
skin heads around here sometimes thank
790
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:28,318
you son
791
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:40,358
five new pennies T hey son what another
792
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:46,119
five makes
793
00:49:40,358 --> 00:49:46,119
10 what's that for Sunday
794
00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:19,969
[Music]
795
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,269
[Music]
796
00:50:29,710 --> 00:51:30,619
[Music]
797
00:51:32,869 --> 00:52:25,518
[Music]
798
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,728
for
799
00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:31,729
[Music]
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