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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,490 - Glail! - Yeah. 2 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,560 - You got the detonators? 3 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:45,260 - Hell, yeah! - Good. 4 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,360 Alright. 5 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,130 The truck should roll in any minute. 6 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:52,530 We'll wait for the drivers to leave, and then... 7 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:54,700 - Bang! We blow the door off that mother. 8 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:58,340 - And a whole big-ass payload of chemicals is ours for the taking. 9 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,510 - Uh-huh. We gonna use those chemicals to manufacture Schnootzy. 10 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,280 - The most powerful drug available. 11 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:06,150 - Hm! - Makes meth and bath salts seem like artificial sweetener! 12 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:10,350 - Ha! Ha! Yeah, I just hope... - we don't have to use this. 13 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:11,790 - Oh, the gun? - Uh-huh. 14 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:13,160 - For sure. 15 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,490 But we will if we have to. We're criminal... 16 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:18,590 We're criminals. 17 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,330 - Yeah... 18 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,330 - But we will if we have to. - We're criminals. 19 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,240 - Yeah... Uh, Charlotta? - What is it, Glail? 20 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:03,370 - W-why are we saying this to each other? 21 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:04,540 - What? 22 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:06,610 - Why are we telling each other this? 23 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,740 I mean, we know who we are. We know why we're here. 24 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:09,886 Why are we talking about it? 25 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:11,910 - We're talking about how... 26 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:14,250 we're criminals, and we're about to steal some chemicals 27 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,390 to make Schnootzy, the drug that's worse than meth. 28 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:19,160 - Yeah... You're doing it right now. 29 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,290 - I'm doing what? What the hell are you talking about? 30 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,360 Oh! You know what? 31 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:26,700 You're probably still wasted from last night. 32 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,706 - Oh! Yeah! - Come on, help me wire these detonators. 33 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:32,540 - Ha! Yeah! Charlotta, what happened last night? 34 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,670 - What? 35 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,616 - Last night. You said I'm probably still messed up 36 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,640 from last night. 37 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,440 Wh-what did we do last night? 38 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:43,910 - Partying! Drugs! - Drogas! You know! 39 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,480 We're criminals, girl, come on! 40 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:46,550 - Yeah! 41 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,950 - We pull so many crimes, and give so little shit, 42 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:52,450 that we get totally sh-wasted the night before, dude. 43 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,720 - We don't give a shit! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! But what specifically? 44 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,860 What specifically did we do? 45 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,660 - I don't even remember, to be honest, 'cause, you know... 46 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:06,900 But probably Schnootzy though, because... we really love that shit. 47 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:11,610 And it gets you so messed up, it's better than meth in my opinion. It is. 48 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,280 - Yeah. Yeah, but you're guessing? 49 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:18,950 I just think it's strange that neither one of us knows what happened last night. 50 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:23,290 - Of course, I remember. - See, we were partying. 51 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,420 - You said that. 52 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:27,520 I can see it now. 53 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,390 - We were partying! - With who? 54 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:31,560 - Dudes. Hot dudes! 55 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:35,000 Like, six-pack abs galore! Oh yeah! 56 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,800 - Okay. But what were their names? 57 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:41,800 - Who cares? We're the kind of ladies that don't care what some dude's names are! 58 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,410 - No, Charlotta, I'm serious. - Tell me some of their names. 59 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:50,280 - There was Sammy. - But... Sammi with an "I". 60 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,550 - Who else? 61 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:53,750 - Timmy. - Hm... 62 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:56,290 - But there was a "y" where the "I" was supposed to be, 63 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,896 and an "I" where the "y" was supposed to be. 64 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,390 - Hm. - Oh! He was the hottest one of all. 65 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,030 - Yeah! Good ol' Sammi and Tymmi. 66 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:06,830 That's real generic, Charlotta. Real generic names, Charlotta! 67 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:10,830 - Oh, come on, Glail! You're shaking me while I'm holding powerful-ass explosives? 68 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:13,840 - Dumbass! - I'm sorry. 69 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,410 - But I mean, you saw it, right, like, as I was describing it? 70 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,070 In your mind's eye. You know. 71 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:22,610 - I mean, it was real shadowy and unspecific. 72 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,010 - Oh, well, I'm sorry that my memory doesn't have the budget 73 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,020 to shoot a killer party scene for you. 74 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:31,320 - What?! You just said your memory doesn't have the budget! 75 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:32,890 - Okay, shut the hell up, Glail! 76 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,690 Help me wire these goddamn explosives! 77 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,860 - Look at your hands. 78 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:38,360 You're just moving your hands around with chords in them. 79 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:39,490 You're not doing anything! 80 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,806 You don't even know how to do it! 81 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:42,730 - Glail, I know how to wire explosives. 82 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:43,900 - This... 83 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,830 is bullshit. 84 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,570 - That's enough! 85 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,340 Get your shit together, Glail! 86 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:53,440 What the hell? 87 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,710 - See? You didn't even make contact. 88 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,080 - Wh... I mean... 89 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,010 Well, I h... I heard the sounds though. 90 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,380 - The sound came from somewhere else. 91 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,720 - No, no, no, no, no. No. - This is crazy. Nope. Nope. 92 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,720 - You know what's even crazier? - What? 93 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,996 - I feel like walking over there. 94 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,630 - Oh, w-w-where? Where? 95 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:14,030 - Past where I feel like we supposed to be walking. 96 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,800 - Yo... No, no, no. - I'm scared. 97 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:19,006 - Glail, don't do it. - Just one foot in front of the other. 98 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:20,476 - You just got to keep moving. - Glail! 99 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,740 Be careful! 100 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:26,380 - Ha! Where am I? 101 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,710 - What the hell? 102 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:33,720 What is this? - It's a table with, uh... coffee and doughnuts, and... 103 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,620 - oh my lord, they have jicama. - They have jicama? 104 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,020 - Do you think we can take these? 105 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:40,690 - I mean, I feel like it's for us. 106 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:42,730 - Look! 107 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,560 - Holy shit, Glail, it's us! 108 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:49,730 - Charlotta, we're on a TV show. - And it's the... 109 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,830 series finale! 110 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:54,100 - Well, that sounds like the end. 111 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:57,140 - Oh hey! - Ah!! 112 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,940 - Hey, I'm Mario, from Tender Pipes. 113 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,980 I can fix any plumbing problem your house has. 114 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:09,390 For instance, if your drains are clogged. 115 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:13,760 Ha! Ha! If you got pipes that need scrappin', 116 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,460 I'm your guy. 117 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:17,890 I can do anything your house needs. 118 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:20,900 I got all the tools necessary for the job. 119 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:23,630 You got a broken down toilet? No problem. 120 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:26,540 Your whole house is flooding? I got you. 121 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:30,910 Just call the number on the bottom of the screen, ask for Mario! 122 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:34,040 I'll fix your house! Ha! Ha! 123 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:37,910 Now with a new location, serving East Irmingblam. 124 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,740 Sponsored by Negari Labs. 125 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:09,640 Nobody asked for it? You got it. 126 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,610 The complete collection of Hobo Railroad Project. 127 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:17,050 All 19 songs, including: "Got My Daddy and My Momma" 128 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,020 - "Cat's Bro-Jamas". 129 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,930 - "Sext One Two Three". 130 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:37,070 - And, of course, "Got My Daddy and My Momma". 131 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,180 - If you grew up Above the line these are the ballads of your lives. 132 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,110 - Yeehaw! - You've had it easy? 133 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:47,880 Then this collection will walk you through 134 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,150 all of your limited, shallow emotions. So, buy now! 135 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,660 - Wait! What the hell just happened? 136 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:58,630 - We faded to commercial. - Charlotta, do you know what this means? 137 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:00,300 - Not exactly, but I want a PEJ. 138 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,830 - It means that we're characters in a TV show. 139 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:08,070 This is the series finale, which means, in about 20 minutes, we no longer exist! 140 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:11,770 - Oh, my God, Glail... I want to live. - I want to live too. 141 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:14,640 - I mean, maybe if we figure out what kind of fucking show we're on, 142 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,316 well, we can figure out how to keep it going. 143 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,880 - You said "fuck", so I'm thinking it's premium cable. 144 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,980 - Oh goddamn, that's good. - Why is that good? 145 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:22,980 - Just artistically. - Doesn't help our situation. 146 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,690 - You know, let's think this through. 147 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,190 What can we control? 148 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:28,160 Uh, I woke up this morning, 149 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:31,660 I went to meet Palph at the storeroom to get explosives... 150 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:33,700 - Uh... - What the hell is this on our faces? 151 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,700 - I-I don't know. - Uh, I came to meet you. 152 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,170 - And then, I, uh... - It's a map! 153 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,140 It shows where you went. It's for the audience. 154 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:43,770 - Oh. - Try this. Say something that didn't happen. 155 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:46,610 - Okay. I went to the candy store. 156 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,740 - And that didn't happen. - No. 157 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,410 - If what you're saying is true, 158 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:55,120 in reality, you didn't do anything because we only exist in 30-minute increments. 159 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:58,066 - I think we actually exist in our increments, 'cause this feels like a drama. 160 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,320 - Oh really? I thought it was kind of funny. 161 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,520 - Hasn't made me chuckle. 162 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:05,630 - Okay. If you said you went to the candy store, but didn't, 163 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,860 yet it still shows up on the map, 164 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,876 that means that we still have some control over our past. 165 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,670 - And by extension, our future. Look! 166 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,740 - Candy! - Ah! 167 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,970 - Okay, okay! 168 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,140 I woke up, I went to get some coffee, 169 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:19,910 and then, I went to the dress shop, 170 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,110 I bought a gown and... I left wearing it. 171 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:26,110 - Holy shit! I want a gown too! 172 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,850 I also went to the dress shop. 173 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,720 - Oh, my God! Nice! - Who you wearing? 174 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,720 - Alexander McQueen, and you? 175 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,660 - Zero Cornelius! 176 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:38,160 - Uh, I also went to the jewellery store! Ah! Ha! Ha! 177 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,906 - Enough with the outfit. - You know what I mean? 178 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,360 - Okay. 179 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,106 Okay, now I'm done. - Alright, well, you know what this means, right? 180 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,070 - What? 181 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,070 - We can control it. - We can control our lives! 182 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,840 - It means we have free will! - We have free will, we have free will! 183 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:52,316 - It's kind of hard to jump in these heels. 184 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,140 - Yeah, I'm kind of over this outfit. 185 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,380 - Okay, the important thing is, we have free will. 186 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:58,350 - So now, we just have to... - No, we don't. 187 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,950 - Wait, what? Why not? 188 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:01,250 Because I say we don't. 189 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,720 - Charlotta, why would you say that? 190 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,226 - Oh, it's not Charlotta, it's me, Charlie Sanders, the creator of the show. 191 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,320 I'm the one writing this. 192 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,336 - Okay, if you're "Charlie", the creator of the show 193 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,836 and you're speaking through Charlotta, where are you right now? 194 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:13,830 - Uh, I'm in an airplane over the Pacific Ocean. 195 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:14,930 I'm going to Bangkok! 196 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,200 - Shit, seriously? - Yeah, my brother lives there. 197 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,076 I-I'm doing - I'm working on the script on the plane. 198 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:23,410 - Okay. Uh, how old are you? - Thirty-six. Thirty-eight. 199 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,270 Took me a couple years to get the show made. 200 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,810 - Come on, dude. - It's 1 pm, I just woke up. 201 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,180 I got super drunk last night though. 202 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:31,810 I'm hungover. 203 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,250 Yeah, I know. I had a rough childhood. 204 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:39,050 - That doesn't justify it! You a grown man. - You making these decisions now! 205 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:41,066 - Hey, don't judge me, Glail, you're a criminal, dude. 206 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:42,360 - So are you! 207 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,230 - I'm not a... I'm not a criminal. The character's a... 208 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,230 You know, forget it. Charlotta, come back. 209 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,930 Ahh! Where was I? 210 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,346 - You were nowhere. The creator of the show took over your body. 211 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,900 We gotta get out of this show. 212 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,340 - Oh, no, there's another ad break coming. - No! 213 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:58,316 - Oh, no, no. - You know what? We been here before. 214 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,940 - I'm not bothered at all. - Ah, alright. 215 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,710 Do you crave adventure? 216 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,050 Enjoy wine from Whisper Two-Vines. 217 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,480 Or skiing in the moonlight? 218 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,320 Or doing any water activity you want at any time? 219 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,360 Then, visit Irmingblam. 220 00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:19,490 You're gonna love it because unlike what certain people tell you... 221 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:20,930 - So humid. 222 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,030 - Irmingblam is great this time of year! 223 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,040 - How did I get here? 224 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:36,380 Hi, do you enjoy going Above the line on the weekends 225 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:37,650 to spend a little time? 226 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:41,050 Do you enjoy making new friends by having them walk by you? 227 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,920 Do you enjoy the breeze? I know I do. 228 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,650 Try reading in a park. 229 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:49,120 It's a great way to sit on a bench and see people from over the edge of a book. 230 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,890 - Books, am I right? - If you're lucky, a stranger will interrupt you. 231 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,530 That's called a friend. 232 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,900 I made this commercial myself because I enjoy reading in a park so much. 233 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:58,870 You should try it too. 234 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,340 - I've been here for four days. 235 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,440 - Goodbye, and thank you for your time. 236 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:10,180 Hey, it's Mario, from Tender Pipes. 237 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:14,780 I can fix any plumbing problem your house has. 238 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:19,050 For instance, if your drains are clogged. 239 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,520 I can unclog them. 240 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,030 If you got pipes 241 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,830 that need scrappin', I'm your guy. 242 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,300 I can do... anything your house needs. 243 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:39,310 I got all the tools... 244 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,540 necessary for the job. 245 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:48,380 Just call the number on the bottom of the screen. 246 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:53,320 I'm Mario, and I'll your house. 247 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,360 Just call. 248 00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:01,230 Now with a new location, servicing East Irmingblam. 249 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:06,300 Tonight, the dramatic series finale that you don't want to miss. 250 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,570 That you legally can't miss. 251 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,210 - Get your shit together, Gl... 252 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,010 - That you currently aren't missing. 253 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,340 How will it end? 254 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,380 Will it end? 255 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,090 - No... - Ah! 256 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,320 Who do we have to to get off this show? 257 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,990 - Glail, there is no getting off the show. 258 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:31,630 The show is all there is. - That is not the case, 'cause I spoke to the creator, 259 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,506 and he was on a plane and sitting at a desk somewhere in this other world. 260 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,970 - So there might be another world, but we'll never get to it. 261 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,300 Holy shit! 262 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:42,340 - This is it! This is the set of the show we're on! 263 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,610 - Look, it's a camera. 264 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,570 - These are those weird, high, folding chairs 265 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,516 - everybody sits in. - Why are they always these chairs? 266 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,580 - I don't know. 267 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,910 - But Glail, there are no people. 268 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:54,220 - Who's steering the ship? - We're all alone? 269 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,090 - Oh, wait! People! 270 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,650 - Hello! - Hi! 271 00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,990 - Can you help us? No? - Can you help us? 272 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,190 - Why aren't they talking? 273 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,260 - Oh, they're extras. - If they talk, 274 00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,890 - they make more money. - Oh. 275 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,560 - Uh, hi, hello. - I'll talk to you guys. 276 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,140 Holy shit! What the hell?! 277 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,100 - Why'd you shoot him? - I don't know. 278 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,410 I saw that gun in act 1, I felt like I should use it. 279 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,010 - Hm, Chekhov's gun. - Yeah. - Yeah. 280 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,380 Well, we're lost somewhere between free will and determinism. 281 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,310 - Oh, God, what are you, Jean-Paul Sartre? 282 00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:30,050 - You know what? Maybe we shouldn't worry about our characters dying. 283 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,250 Maybe we want this show to end. 284 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:36,160 - Right, because then, then, we'd wake up and we'd just be ourselves, the actors. 285 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,030 - Uh-huh. I can go out for some better roles. 286 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,530 - I could focus on my puppetry. 287 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,660 - You know what? - Let's finish this episode. 288 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,646 - Let's finish this episode. 289 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,600 - For luck! - For luck. 290 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:46,670 - Uh-huh. 291 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:50,040 - There's the truck. 292 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,670 - Okay, uh, Charlotta, like, what if we don't blow the door off. 293 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:57,350 I mean, we don't have to do it. - I don't want to do it, but I feel like I have to, I... 294 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,680 - Ah, no, no, no! But we don't have to, Charlotta, we can not do it. 295 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,550 - Just... don't do it. - I'm not gonna hit it! 296 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,626 I'm not gonna hit the switch - Don't do it, don't do it! 297 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,650 Come on! Come on! 298 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,590 - Glail. - Yeah. 299 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:17,470 - I didn't even flip the switch. - It blew up anyway. 300 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,670 - Maybe... it doesn't even matter. 301 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:25,270 Maybe... it was just meant... to be. 302 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,590 - Ooh! - Oh, man. 303 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,830 It was great working with you. 304 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:48,360 - Oh, it was lovely. - Absolutely lovely. 305 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,000 - It's back to our lives. 306 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,506 - Oh, back to our families, and lives. 307 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,970 Oh, would you like to keep in touch? 308 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 - Oh, I would love to. Yes. - I'll have my Steffi call your Steffi. 309 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,040 - That would be great! 310 00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:03,040 No. What's happening? 311 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,580 - Let us out! - Oh, please! Please, please! 312 00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:06,750 - Please let us out! - Help! 313 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,120 - Please, please! 314 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,690 No, we're inside. 315 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,120 Submitted for your approval: 316 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,690 two characters, trapped on the set of a show they can't escape. 317 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:24,700 But when you think about it, aren't we all just actors in an underbudgeted episode? 318 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:27,740 Food for thought, from Weird City. 319 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,080 I just had... the craziest dream. 320 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,610 - Me too! 321 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,090 - Look at this! - Oh, honey! 322 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,160 This is amazing. 323 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,090 Oh, my God! 324 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,090 Helen, oh... 325 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,630 It tastes like bubblegum. 326 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,080 Irmingblam. 25709

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