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I am so glad we could all
get together for this brunch.
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Mulia and I really missed
seeing you guys.
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- Yes, Chonathan and I are so
glad to finally have you over
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to see the changes to our house.
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We feel the flow is much better,
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now that our walls
are entirely organic.
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- Phephanie and I are
so glad to see you guys,
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and see what you've done
with this place.
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Aren't we, Foofy?
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- Please don't call me that.
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- Uh, I... brought
an organic cantaloupe
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from our cantaloupe trellis
in the backyard.
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Please, cut some.
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- Oh, wow!
- Uh-huh.
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- Maybe later. It's organic...
- I'm focusing on a completely flesh-free diet,
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so anything that has
a flesh-like exterior,
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it's not on the table.
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- Oh, wow, that is amazing.
- I know.
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- I just think it's so great
what you're doing.
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- It is. It is great.
- It is great.
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You know what I've been doing,
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I've been picking up trash
along the Line.
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Just in my down time. It is
so spiritually empowering.
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- Oh wow, that's great.
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Are you doing both sides
of the Line?
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- Hmm?
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- Are you... Also going to
the other side of the Line,
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Below the Line? And then
picking up trash from there?
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- Let's toast.
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Using my locally sourced,
home-brewed,
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pumpkin lavender ale!
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- To those less fortunate
than us.
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- Hmm. How are the avocado
finger toasts?
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- Avocado is fleshy,
so I wouldn't know.
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- I've been putting an effort
into just being kind to everyone.
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Even store clerks and waiters.
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- I've been posting about
my opinions on social media.
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If a politician disagrees
with what I have to say,
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I make sure he hears it
by retweeting like 40, 50 times.
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- You know what I heard?
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I heard that Palph and Plisa
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sponsored a kid
from Below the Line.
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They just send him
a few credits every month,
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to help the kid buy tablets
for school, and you know,
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socially acceptable toe shoes.
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- I've seen those commercials,
with the sad music
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and the awful conditions those
Below the Line kids live in.
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- Steffi. Play the commercial.
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Okay, Phephanie.
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- That is just... so good!
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And... great,
of Plisa and Palph.
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- Yes, so good. So great!
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- It's a little impersonal
though. Right?
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- Wait, what?
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- I mean, they're sending
credits.
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I'm sorry, but that's...
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a little impersonal.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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- Right!
- Right.
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- What Below the Line kids need
is contact. Love!
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- Yes! Yeah, absolutely!
- They're doing it wrong, completely wrong!
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Love them so much, though.
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- Yeah, they're amazing,
but yes, they're doing it wrong.
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The morally correct thing to do
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is to spend some real
face-to-face time
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with some poor,
Below the Line kids.
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- I mean really, we all should.
- Right? I mean, what...
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Palph and Plisa think
they're better than us?
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- Yes, they do.
- But they aren't.
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Because we're gonna go Below the
Line, and find a kid to sponsor.
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Right now!
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- Okay. Sure.
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- I'm gonna bring the cantaloupe, for...
- hunger later.
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- So, I don't wanna say this to
any way signal that I'm scared,
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because I'm absolutely
in no way scared,
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but just for conversation sake,
I will let you know that
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I have never been
Below the Line.
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- I'm not scared either.
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- No need to worry,
or be scared.
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I have been Below the Line.
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Know it very well,
as a matter of fact.
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Love it down there. So vibrant.
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Enter Below the Line
at your own risk.
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- You know what?
- It just occurred to me.
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If we ride our bikes Below,
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how are we gonna bring
our sponsee back?
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There's no room on the bikes.
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- No room? Absolutely no room.
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- Just to make
it clear, Chonathan,
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are you sure that's not because you don't want
to be riding your bikes down Below the Line?
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- Of course not.
- This is a totally practical point.
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The kid is from Below the Line,
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he might not even know
what a bike is.
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- He may think it's some sort
of animal predator.
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I don't want him to be scared.
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- Listen, I'm famished
from this bike ride.
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Anybody want to dig into
this cantaloupe?
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- We're not gonna walk
down there, are we?
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- Should we...
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- You're not stealing a van!
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- The virtue of our mission
of mercy overrides
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the moral ambiguity
of taking the van.
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- "Can't start a revolution
without lighting a match."
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Marlo Umfree.
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- You can't start a revolution
without breaking some eggs.
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- He always has to be right.
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- No, it's not right.
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Go! Move it along!
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Move it along!
Let's go!
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This place is so vibrant.
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Art is made on walls here?
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No, Barsley.
That's called "graffiti".
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They can't afford tablets,
so they just write on the walls.
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Ohh!
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- What kind of yoga is that?
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Looks like just
regular hatha yoga.
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He's in shavasana right now.
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- Where are
the children in need?
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Is there a bin
full of them somewhere?
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- Let's find out.
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- What is that?
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They put their clothes into
machines full of water,
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and it's just spinning around.
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Oh! Is this some kind
of theme park?
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- No, Phephanie,
those are called "laundromats".
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You see, people Below the Line are
forced to wash their own clothes.
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Oh...
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- Okay, well what is that?
- That place with the giant "T" on it?
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That's not a "T",
it's a crucifix.
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It's a symbol of their religion.
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- They have religion? Sad!
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It comforts and guides
them through life,
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we're so lucky
we have an app for that.
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- Yeah.
- There but for the grace of Steffi go I.
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Houses?
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Barsley, did you get us lost?
We're back Above the Line.
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- Actually, Phephanie,
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Below the Line, they have
neighborhoods just like we do...
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You know what?
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I'm just thinking this
right now,
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in fact, I might be the first
person to think this,
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but in a lot of ways, people Below
the Line are no different than us.
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- It's almost like
they're people too.
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- We never would've learned
this if we'd just sent credits
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like low-morality
Palph and Plisa.
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I mean, Below the Liners
are almost like us.
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They have houses,
they walk around.
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- Exactly.
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And where's the best place
to find a poor kid?
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A house.
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- Is that primitive yard art?
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- They're child accoutrements.
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A poor kid lives here!
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- Oh.
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Aw, he seems good.
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- Seems good? He's perfect!
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- I wanna sponsor him.
- I wanna sponsor him right now!
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- I hope he likes cantaloupes.
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- Let's get him.
- Okay.
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- Hey, guy. We're here
to sponsor you!
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C'mon, buddy! Come on!
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- What's your name?
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- Um, Oliver.
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You can't just
walk into people's houses.
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- Ooliver? What a great name!
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- Dad!
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- No, he's not your dad.
- We're here to sponsor you!
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- Dad! Some weird people
just walked into the house!
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- Yeah, you can call me Dad
if you really wanna.
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- This cantaloupe is organic!
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- I love you so much!
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Hey!
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Get the hell out of here!
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You okay?
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- Yeah. I'm okay.
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- What the hell was that?
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- Jeff? Detective Girth Haddock.
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I've been assigned
to your stolen van case.
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Nice to meet you.
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- A detective?
- For a stolen van?
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- This is by far the worst crime committed
Above the Line in a really long time.
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But don't worry.
I'll put out an immediate APB,
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and we'll find these scum.
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- That's great, thank you.
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- I guess the game...
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has begun.
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- You okay?
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- Hmm? Yeah, I'm just trying to
remember where I parked my car.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop! Stop!
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- Great, thanks so much.
- Thank you.
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We're in luck.
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These are known as "long-meats".
Very popular Below the Line.
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Four long-meats please!
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- Steffi, check my
Don't-put-that-in-your-mouth app,
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for Below the Line food.
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All food Below the Line
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is potentially toxic.
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But eating here does have
character building social merit
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- These long-meats look
so authentic!
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- What's wrong, Mulia?
- The long-meats too good for you to handle?
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- I can't seem
to enjoy anything,
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ever since we lost Ooliver.
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- Ooliver!
- Shh, shh, shh!
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Everyone get in the van.
I have a plan.
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- Hey! Cut it out!
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Hey! Let me out of this van!
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- Go, go, go!
- Stop!
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- He's so perfect!
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- Would you like some
cantaloupe, sport?
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It's organic.
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- Who are you texting, buddy?
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- Telling my dad
I got kidnapped.
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- What? No!
- We're not kidnapping you.
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- I'm pretty sure if you lock
a kid that's not yours in a van,
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it's called kidnapping.
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- Oh, so precocious!
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- Aw, he already hates me!
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- We're sponsoring you.
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We want to show you
what happiness looks like.
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- And just for a few hours.
- You'll be home by supper.
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We're gonna get you
so much bigger
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than you already are.
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But not too big.
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- Is that your child?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- To clarify, he's not
our biological child.
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We just put him in a van,
and we're taking him home.
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We're sponsoring him.
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- Organic cantaloupe?
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- Whatever. Go ahead.
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- O-Shell. I just got an APB
on a stolen delivery van.
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Have you seen anything?
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- Nope. Next!
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I've never been
Above the Line before.
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The air is really clean.
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- Sure is, buddy.
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- And your palm trees
are green, too.
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And the truck we passed
was re-paving a street
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that looked like
it just got paved!
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They didn't re-pave our street,
even after the sinkhole opened up.
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- That's terrible!
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- Yep. These are
delivery van tire marks.
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I would know. My father
was a delivery van driver.
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- Uh-huh...
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- Thank God.
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- Girth Haddock.
- Police detective.
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- Thanks for coming.
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- You kidding?
- I'd do anything to save a van.
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- I called the cops
about my kid being abducted.
250
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:11,150
- A kidnapping and a van theft?
251
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,810
Crazy day.
252
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,950
You know what, I wouldn't
normally do this,
253
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,950
but I'm gonna fold your kidnapping
case into my stolen van investigation.
254
00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:19,950
- Thanks, are you a cop?
- Sorry.
255
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,490
- That's Jeff,
the delivery driver.
256
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,520
- Hey.
257
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,860
- You know, these van thieves...
258
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:25,260
they don't think
like you and me.
259
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,130
They're sick in the head.
260
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,100
They can't wait to get
their greasy palms
261
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,270
around the wheel of that van,
and take control
262
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,900
like they don't have at home!
263
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,970
Did I mention my father
was a delivery van driver?
264
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,870
- Yeah, you did.
- I did, okay.
265
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,110
- You know what? Here.
266
00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,286
My kid has been texting me,
do you wanna track his phone?
267
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:43,280
- You kidding? That's exactly
what they'd think we'd do.
268
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,480
- So what are we going to do?
269
00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,180
- We're gonna stay
one step ahead,
270
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,380
just like a game of chess.
271
00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:50,920
Consider me and Jeff,
the delivery van driver, showing up,
272
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,190
bishop to rook six.
273
00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,420
- Crack the goddamn phone.
274
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,820
- Track the text, Jeff.
275
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,460
I don't know how to do that.
276
00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:59,290
- Jeff doesn't know
how to track texts.
277
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:04,470
- This is the softest couch
I've ever sat on!
278
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,600
Nice!
279
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,040
- So... So what do we do
with him now?
280
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,986
- We should take pictures
of ourselves with Ooliver,
281
00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:13,850
to show our friends how much
we're helping him.
282
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,280
And to motivate them
to take action.
283
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:18,010
- Why is the middle toe
of your shoes missing?
284
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,510
- Oh, well, it...
285
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,320
- circulation.
- The conduit to the eighth shakra.
286
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,490
- It just looks cool.
287
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,160
- Yes, we have
one of the best collections
288
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,060
of screen-saver art in the city.
289
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,160
- I miss my dad.
290
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:34,160
- Oh, he's sad.
- I got this, guys.
291
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,460
I've been going to therapy
machines for years,
292
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,370
I'm best equipped to talk
to a neglected child.
293
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,470
- I'm not neglected.
- My dad takes care of me.
294
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,910
- Mm-hmm?
- Clear the room, please.
295
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,590
This is my crying closet.
296
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,920
It's where you can go
to take a break from the world,
297
00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:02,420
and let your emotions out.
Come on, try it!
298
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,990
- I don't need to cry right now.
299
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,530
I'm actually kind of having fun!
300
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,530
Even though you guys are weird.
301
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,160
- Yes, you do need
to cry, Ooliver.
302
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,030
You need to release your trauma.
303
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,110
I want you to tell me
about yourself,
304
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,240
no detail is too disturbing.
305
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,440
I can help.
306
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,540
- Um... Well...
307
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,950
I live with my dad.
308
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:26,350
- And he abuses you.
- No.
309
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,050
I love my dad.
He's really cool.
310
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,520
He's raised me on his own
ever since my mom died
311
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,290
in that sinkhole accident.
312
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,960
I was pretty young.
313
00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,960
But I do sometimes
think about her.
314
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:41,300
- Oh, my God. That reminds me
so much of Chonathan!
315
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,500
He's always telling me
what to do,
316
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,000
you've noticed that, right?
317
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,200
I just...
318
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,240
I need to be self-actualized,
319
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:51,040
and I don't know if I can
do that with Chonathan,
320
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:54,980
he just can be so cold
sometimes.
321
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,310
Do you know that we haven't
had sex in seven months?!
322
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,680
- Have you tried talking to him?
323
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,220
- Talking?!
324
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,550
No!
325
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,450
What do you know,
you're just a kid.
326
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,200
- I gotta get its scent on me.
327
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,540
You left me a trail of
breadcrumbs to follow, didn't you?
328
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,610
You van thieves thought
you could outrun
329
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,510
the long arm of the law,
but you can't!
330
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,380
'Cause this van didn't want
to leave its daddy!
331
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,710
- Great!
332
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,550
Oliver just texted me
the address.
333
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,150
I know where my son is.
334
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,020
- You bring me to your son...
335
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,190
I'll bring you to your van.
336
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,166
You got a car? I took one of
those scooter rentals here.
337
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,106
- Yeah, right here, the white one...
- Great, I'll drive.
338
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,560
- No, no, no.
- No, no, I got it!
339
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,060
- No, no!
- I got it. I'll drive!
340
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,306
- You're not
driving my car, man.
341
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,300
- Okay, I'll take shotgun.
342
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,500
No, my legs are longer.
343
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,200
- Okay, I'll hop in the back.
344
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,600
Hey, Ooliver!
345
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,140
Brought my home-brew kit,
346
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:00,040
so I could teach you
how to brew some beers.
347
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,010
Smell these hops.
348
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:04,150
- They smell weird!
349
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,720
- I agree, they smell great.
- Get you drunk, too.
350
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,420
So...
351
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,090
Did Mulia mention me during
you guys' therapy sessions?
352
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,260
I don't know if you noticed,
353
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,020
but she tends
to complain about me
354
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:16,930
behind my back.
355
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,290
You know? She just wants
so much attention.
356
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,060
I just had sex with her
seven months ago,
357
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:21,900
what else does she want?
358
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,330
- That's great, Chonathan,
just great!
359
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,070
Pitting Ooliver against me?!
360
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,576
- It's not like you weren't
doing the same thing!
361
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,300
- I think it's time that we got
some time with Ooliver.
362
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,170
Ooliver...
363
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,410
What do you want to do, buddy?
364
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,080
- I'm kinda hungry.
365
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,710
- Oh, great, okay. Why don't you
come and eat with me?
366
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,150
My Don't-put-that-in-your-mouth
app just alerted me
367
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:44,620
to a brand new diet, where you receive all
of your nutrients through air and sunlight.
368
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,820
It works something
like this, here we go.
369
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,220
- Okay, you know what?
370
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,430
Me and Ooliver
are gonna brew some beers.
371
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,230
- What is wrong with you?
- He is just a child!
372
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,800
Do you know how much gluten
there is in beer?
373
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:02,100
- Oh, I am so sorry, Phephanie, that we're
not feeding him rainbows and sunshine!
374
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:04,140
Or is that not okay
with your app?! I don't know!
375
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,670
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
376
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,616
We shouldn't fight like this
in front of the child!
377
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,480
You're gonna be okay.
It's okay.
378
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:13,110
You're okay. You're okay...
379
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,280
- Can we watch some TV?
380
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,620
- Of course. Ha! Of course!
381
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,820
You know what? This is a great
time to introduce you
382
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,590
to some prestige television.
383
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,820
- Yes. You're gonna love it.
384
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,290
This is what we call
385
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:28,800
prestige television,
you are going to love this.
386
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:56,120
- Yo, why we gotta be
waiting out on these corners?
387
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,660
I hear Above the Line,
they got texting services for schnootzy.
388
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,290
They don't need
no copping zones!
389
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,130
- Man, that's bullshit!
390
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,476
What if the rollers be tapping
your phone?
391
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,270
- You use codes, and shit.
392
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,576
- Your head too full of dreams.
- Gonna get you dead one day!
393
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,500
- Maybe. But not today, foo!
394
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,910
- Splinter's coming! Run!
395
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,550
- Ah, incredible!
396
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,850
- To see your experience
captured like that.
397
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,290
- I can't believe
you have to live
398
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,436
through that every single day.
399
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,730
- So, what'd you think?
- Realer than reality, right?
400
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,536
Except for the dragons, we know the
dragons are just a metaphor for poverty,
401
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,200
there's no actual dragons
Below the Line.
402
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,770
- I didn't watch it.
403
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,746
- Oh, you know what?
- It really picks up after season seven,
404
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,446
so you just gotta tear through
the first 300 episodes.
405
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:42,440
- Okay.
406
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,670
I have to go. My dad's
gonna pick me up soon.
407
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,610
I have to get home
and do my homework.
408
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,610
- What? Are we not
good enough for you?!
409
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,710
- After all we did?
- Not even a thank you?
410
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,180
- You know what? If it wasn't
for you and Mulia,
411
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,526
arguing in front of him
the whole time,
412
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,726
he wouldn't be
running away right now.
413
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,190
- Oh, like you and Phephanie's
relationship is just so good.
414
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,320
- Excuse me,
what are you insinuating?
415
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,960
- Phephanie, you're clearly
starving your feelings,
416
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:07,260
and not addressing any
of the underlying emptiness
417
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,500
that pervades your existence.
418
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,676
- And it's like, Barsley,
do you literally have any other
419
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,630
personality trait,
other than that cantaloupe?
420
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,540
- What?! Yes!
- I have these glasses.
421
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,610
- You know what?
- Glasses aren't a trait.
422
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,380
- Thanks. Thanks for driving.
423
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,320
Boom! There's our van.
424
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,690
Ha-ha!
425
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,390
Now there's just
one thing left to do.
426
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,630
- Get my son back.
427
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,490
- Bring these van thieves
to justice.
428
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,830
We're gonna need
an "infil" plan.
429
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,560
Dad, you flank the place.
430
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,870
Inverted wedge formation, wait for my signal
before you commit, wait for my signal!
431
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,670
Jeff. You're gonna
take the back.
432
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,540
Triple-I formation.
Watch your six.
433
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:54,010
Keep your eyes on your six.
Keep your eyes on your six.
434
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,680
These van thieves
are ruthless, Jeff!
435
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,380
- Oliver?
436
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,250
Come on, come on!
437
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,430
- Freeze, you van-stealing
sickos!
438
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,230
No!
439
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,600
My cantaloupe!
440
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,570
Who am I?
441
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,340
Oh God, please.
442
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,910
No.
443
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,740
Get it in there,
get it in there.
444
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,280
Come on!
445
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:33,380
- Officers, cuff 'em.
446
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,750
Right this way.
447
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:39,850
- You four are under arrest
for stealing a van.
448
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,290
- And kidnapping.
- Right.
449
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:46,706
You have the right
to remain silent.
450
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:49,760
Anything you say or do
will be uploaded to the cloud.
451
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,870
You have the right
to an attorney app.
452
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,340
- Okay, we didn't kidnap him.
- We were sponsoring him!
453
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,800
- They don't need
to go to jail, do they?
454
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,740
They didn't hurt me,
or anything.
455
00:20:58,770 --> 00:20:59,870
- They stole a van, kid.
456
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:03,780
This is what happens
when you do that. I would know.
457
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,580
My dad was a delivery driver.
458
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,850
Wish we could spend
more time together, but...
459
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,096
There's probably another van
getting stolen somewhere.
460
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,890
- Yeah, we're all set.
461
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,896
- If you ever wanna hang out,
or something, get a beer...
462
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,660
- No. We're all set, thank you.
- Good luck.
463
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,330
- Yeah, appreciate it.
464
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,530
You okay, Oliver?
465
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,360
- Yeah, I'm good, Dad.
466
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,930
It was fun. And I learned a lot.
467
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,740
Did you know they eat
sunshine Above the Line?
468
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:31,470
- I did not.
469
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,980
But I bet sunshine doesn't
taste as good as ice cream!
470
00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:40,956
- That's what you get!
- Aw, it was broken!
471
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,380
The whole thing's broken!
472
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,790
- Mmm. Mmm.
473
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:49,560
Are you gonna eat that?
Do you mind if I just take a quick bite?
474
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,330
It's real good.
475
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,470
- I think I was transferring
my feelings
476
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,640
towards my absent father
onto Chonathan.
477
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:04,640
Ooliver offered me a chance
to finally break that pattern.
478
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:06,510
He's my best friend.
479
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,540
I do think I was
a good mother to him.
480
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,250
- Hello, Barsley.
481
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,720
You've been a bad boy!
But we're here to sponsor you.
482
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,160
It's the new
Adopt a Prisoner Program!
483
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,730
We brought you a cantaloupe.
484
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,830
It's organic.
485
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,500
Yum, yum!
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