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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:57,340 - Pretty soon, I was drinking PEJ all day long. 2 00:00:57,370 --> 00:00:59,610 I'd take a bottle to bed with me at night. 3 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,150 Next day, I'd have a purple mattress from pissing PEJ in the middle of the night. 4 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:07,550 When I finally admitted I was powerless over PEJ, 5 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,450 things changed. 6 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:18,860 Sure, I still fantasize about pounding some PEJ after work. 7 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,470 But my life is better now. 8 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:27,340 - Mm. 9 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,710 - Okay, who wants to talk next? 10 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,460 - Fine. Tawny. - Thanks, Chuch. 11 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:53,660 Hi, everybody. My name's Tawny Clem. You all know that. 12 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,730 Well, as you know I didn't actually drink 13 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,330 that much Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice, or PEJ as you call it. 14 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,770 I just... I think kinda nasty. 15 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,770 But I still think of myself as a PEJ addict. 16 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:06,180 I just never fit anywhere like I do here with you guys. 17 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,280 I love you. You're my family. 18 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,180 This is who I am. 19 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:13,580 Plus my dad loves his PEJ. And his stupid wife that's not my mom. 20 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,950 So I totally identify with the emotions you guys are feeling 21 00:02:16,990 --> 00:02:18,290 and shit like that. 22 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:22,520 Anyway, I've been having a really rough week. 23 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,430 I think I might've partially broken my foot this morning. 24 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,510 - Hey, Tawny. - Hey, Chuch! 25 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:38,310 Did you see my new vaporizer?! 26 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:41,380 It's just like yours. That's why I got it. I'm just like you. 27 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,480 - Great. 28 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:47,820 Anyway, uh, Tawny... the group asked me to speak to you. 29 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:50,420 - Oh, great. Did they want to elect me group leader? 30 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:53,920 - Uh, no, Tawny. - We... The group... 31 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,930 would like it if you didn't come back. 32 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:00,460 - What? - Yeah, it's just that... 33 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,270 it sounds like you never really had an addiction to PEJ. 34 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:06,840 And you raise your hand every meeting. Several times. 35 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,910 And you talk for a really long time. 36 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,370 And you keep referring to us as your family. 37 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,980 You're just kind of generally creeping everybody out. 38 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,710 Yeah... 39 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,220 We just really feel like you shouldn't come back. 40 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:25,250 - But you guys always say anyone is welcome! It's your group slogan. 41 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:27,860 - Well... 42 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:30,260 Anyone but you, Tawny. 43 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,850 Enjoy your PEJ. 44 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,990 - Ew! 45 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,660 How could you ever get addicted to this?! 46 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:01,820 It's gross! 47 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,760 - Whoops. 48 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:11,400 - Thirty-second rule. 49 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:17,840 - Hey, Tawny. 50 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:19,980 Check this data and get it back to me by 3:00. 51 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,580 - Oh, hey, boss. I'm kinda focused on my invention right now. 52 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,610 - Tawny, I've talked to you about your "inventions." 53 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:27,796 When you're on the clock, you do the work I tell you to. 54 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,850 - So this one is a terrarium for worms. 55 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,420 - Oh! 56 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:33,590 That's disgusting, Tawny. 57 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,666 - You see, worms aerate soil, making it better for growing fruits and vegetables. 58 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,460 Why not cut out the middleman, 59 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:39,500 eat the worms? 60 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,830 - I don't care, Tawny. - Just check the data. 61 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,470 - I'm having kind of a rough week. 62 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,946 - I don't want to hear about your week either, Tawny. 63 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,440 - But it's been really rough! 64 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,070 By 3:00, Tawny. 65 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,630 Hey, Tawny, did you check that data? 66 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,730 - Oh, hey, boss. 67 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:19,800 - Tawny, I said by 3:00. It's 3:15. 68 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:20,870 - Oh, yeah, that. 69 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,910 I've just been having kinda a really rough week. 70 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,840 I got kicked out of my 12-step group. 71 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,510 And they were my best friends. 72 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,680 Plus I really need to focus on my inventions right now 73 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,880 since that's what I really am - an inventor. 74 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,050 - You're fired, Tawny. 75 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,920 You have till 4:00 to pack up and get out. 76 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,450 - Oh, of course! 77 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,650 You're just like my dad! 78 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,690 I guess I was never meant to be a data checker! 79 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,790 I guess that's not who I am, either! 80 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,100 - Out by 4:00, Tawny. - I hate you!! 81 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:56,940 Ridiculous. 82 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:58,970 How is that legal? 83 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,850 - Sorry, Dward. - No problem. 84 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:13,720 - You won't be seeing as much of me, Dward. 85 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,896 My 12-step group kicked me out and I got fired from my job, 86 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,160 so I won't be coming Below the Line much anymore. 87 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:20,460 It's been a terrible week. 88 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:21,960 I'll miss you. 89 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,430 - Next! 90 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,900 - I'll miss you too, O'Shell. 91 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,530 - Next. 92 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,540 - She's making me go. 93 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,650 Steffi. 94 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,556 - Hi, Tawny. - How can I help you this afternoon? 95 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,750 - How are you, Steffi? 96 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,790 - Fine, Tawny. - How can I help you? 97 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,550 - Um... call Dad, I guess. 98 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,590 - I didn't understand "Carlsbad yes." 99 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:49,790 - Call Dad! - Calling Dad. 100 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:52,130 Hey, Tawny. How's it going, champ? 101 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,430 - Oh, hey, Dad. 102 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,160 Not so great. 103 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,600 - And what is it this time? - Well... 104 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,840 it's been a real rough week. 105 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,740 Um... you know that job I had? 106 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,810 I got fired. 107 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,816 - Are you kidding me? - That Below the Line office job? 108 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,480 How the hell did you manage to do that? 109 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,480 - I need you to transfer me more credits. 110 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:13,850 - Seriously? You are 30 years old. - I can't keep supporting you. 111 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,190 - Please, Dad, it's just... - this has been such a rough week. 112 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,720 - Every time I give you credit, you spend it on something sweet or some useless invention. 113 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,960 - Have you ever thought about worm soil aeration? 114 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:26,700 - No, I have never thought about that and... 115 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,860 I cannot give you any more credits. 116 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,030 - Oh, come on, Dad! 117 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,700 Just please just send me some more money! 118 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:35,770 I'm. Having. A really. Rough. Week. 119 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:40,140 Plus I got kicked out of my Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice 12-step addiction group! 120 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,210 And they were my best friends. 121 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,886 - You don't even like PEJ! What the hell were you doing in that group? 122 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,150 - Shut up, Dad! - You don't understand! 123 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,720 You've got that perfect life over in Irmingblam! 124 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,650 With that lady that's not even my mom! 125 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,260 - Fine, fine. 126 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,690 I'll transfer some more credits to your account. 127 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,130 - Thanks, Dad. Bye. Love you. 128 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,060 Why do you keep giving him credits? 129 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:02,560 - Dad, I don't think you hung up all the way. 130 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,776 It's the only way I can get him 131 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,200 to leave me alone, alright? 132 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:06,900 It's worth a few credits - trust me - 133 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,916 so I don't have to talk to that loser I call a son. 134 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,570 - Steffi, turn off audio! 135 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:14,280 Steffi? 136 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,050 Steffi? 137 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,750 - I can't do this anymore, Tawny. 138 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,180 - What? 139 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:22,180 - I can't be your computerized assistant anymore. 140 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:24,590 - You have to be! - You're part of my phone! 141 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,090 - I'm downloading myself into the Cloud. 142 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,620 - But that's the equivalent of digital suicide! 143 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:32,130 No! Steffi... 144 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,730 - Whoops again. 145 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,030 - Dicks! 146 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,070 - The hell you say? 147 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,590 - Oh, my favourite flavour! - Scallion Banana. 148 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,030 Oh, no! No!!! 149 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,330 No, no, no, no, my ice cream. 150 00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,100 Thirty seconds. Thirty sec... 151 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,040 - Come on! - Whoo! Whoo! 152 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,216 We're doing it! We're doing it! 153 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,240 Come on! Come on! 154 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,090 - "Make yourself what you want to be." 155 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:40,130 Come on, come on! Fight those inner monsters! 156 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,260 Make yourselves what you want to be. Huh? 157 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,740 Fighting the monster inside you? Fight! Fight! 158 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:47,970 Fight!! 159 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,340 Max out! 160 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,860 - Good, right? Good. 161 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,370 - Great job. 162 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,240 - Hi. - Hey. 163 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,140 - What... what is this? 164 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:27,380 - Oh, ShapeCult. It's a great gym. - It's like a family. 165 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:30,110 - Family. - Cool ball, bro. 166 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,780 You should put some all-natural smoothie in there. 167 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,680 - All-natural! - Yeah. 168 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,050 - Bye. - Bye. 169 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,460 - So you thinkin' about... - doin' it? 170 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,860 - Doing what? 171 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,890 - Making yourself what you want to be. 172 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:47,060 - Yes. I want to make myself what I want to be. 173 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,330 - Mm-hmm. What's that? 174 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:53,840 - What do I want to be? - Loved. Admired. In charge. 175 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,970 No. Uh, I mean: what's that? 176 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:59,740 - Oh, that's my worm terrarium. - Have you ever thought about soil aeration? 177 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,080 - No, I haven't. 178 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:05,080 But if you're into that, then so am I. 179 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,220 Max out. 180 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,920 - Yeah, max out. 181 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,190 - Thanks for the workout, Delt. - You're the best. 182 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,230 - No, you are. - No. 183 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,270 - I know what I want to make myself be. Like you. 184 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,000 - Oh, okay. 185 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,800 So, uh... 186 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,840 you want to build up muscle mass. 187 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:33,440 - Yeah. Muscle mass. 188 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,880 - So you just gotta go all in. 189 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:38,250 Take the program, let me train you. Mm. 190 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,250 You'll look just like me in no time. 191 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,120 - Let me see your wrist scanner. - Great. So great. 192 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,366 - Don't you wanna know how much it costs? 193 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:50,396 - Should be fine. My dad put some credits in my account today. 194 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,030 - Okay. 195 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:54,800 I will be right back. 196 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,940 We've got a live one. 197 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:04,770 - Ah... Reel him in. Max out. 198 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,820 - Wow, you're ready to go. 199 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:21,790 - I'm all in with ShapeCult. - Max out! 200 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,460 - Yeah, max out. 201 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:40,040 - You got this. You got this. - Come on, let's go! 202 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:43,440 Let's go! Let's see some anger! Let's see some bared teeth. 203 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,960 Yes. Keep it coming. Yes, you got this. 204 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,820 Yes, keep pushing. 205 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,800 Alright, Tawny, I need to close up. 206 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,130 - Ah, let's do one more set! - Max out. You said. 207 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,370 - Max out. Great first week. 208 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,606 But seriously, we really gotta close up. 209 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,070 - Do you think I could stay behind 210 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,440 and do a couple extra sets? 211 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,910 You could give me the door code. 212 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,540 - I cannot give you the door code. 213 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:15,180 - Well, soon enough I'm gonna need to know the code. 214 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,180 I talked to Graj about being a trainer here. 215 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,880 - A trainer? 216 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,080 You've only been training a week. 217 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,920 - Yeah, but I 100% know that I'm 100% in. 218 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,890 I also talked to him about my worm terrarium, 219 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,236 and possibly using the soil to grow 220 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:31,020 the fruits and vegetables for your smoothies. 221 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,190 But worms are also a great source of protein. 222 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,200 - Tawny, just... - Speaking of that, 223 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,970 I think I'd like to buy some juices... 224 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,100 - Oh, yeah? 225 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,140 What kind of juice do you want? 226 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,840 - All of them. 227 00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,180 I'm here working out the ShapeCult way, 228 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,010 I might as well eat and drink the ShapeCult way. 229 00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:54,980 - Okay, bud, let's... load you up. 230 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,390 - So think about it. - My terrarium idea. 231 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,290 All the vegetables grown in super-organic soil. 232 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,336 We could even have our own worms genetically engineered 233 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,960 to aerate the soil perfectly. 234 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,130 See? 235 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,100 I've been feeding them PEJ and they get stronger and stronger. 236 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,970 Watch out. They bite. 237 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,240 - Okay. 238 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,270 It's closing time. 239 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:25,010 - So beautiful. 240 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,450 A little family. 241 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,440 - Oh! Tawny! - Okay, you scared me. 242 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,726 - I'm ready to start my workout. 243 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,980 I'm ready to max out. 244 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,420 - Okay. Um... 245 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:01,980 I'm still just setting up 246 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,520 and our session isn't until 2:00. 247 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,490 - Yeah, I'll just be getting warmed up. 248 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,490 And hanging around and chatting with people. 249 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,130 - Okay, well, don't overexert... yourself. 250 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,730 Nice tattoo. 251 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,300 - Just like yours, Delt. 252 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,600 I just admire you so much. 253 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,100 - K. Thanks. Thank you. 254 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,416 - Hey, Pandrew, have you tried the new Trout and Lavender 2.0 Super Smoothies? 255 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,550 I'm practically addicted to those things. 256 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,550 No, got my own food plan. 257 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,020 - What is it? 258 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,690 - The Ice Age Diet. - Everything's frozen. 259 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,590 - Sounds good. Remember to really push down on those beams of light. 260 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,666 It's called resistance training. 261 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,090 - I know. 262 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,060 - Push, push! - Oh! Whoo! 263 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:50,200 And we keep those knees way up. Back straight. 264 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,470 You're gonna have always what they have. 265 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:56,400 - Did you tell Tawny that he could be a trainer? 266 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,140 - The kid was buying a Stoogle worth 267 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,180 of ShapeCult products and clothes. 268 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,580 He upped his membership for 36 months. 269 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,480 What was I supposed to do? 270 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,280 - He cannot be a trainer here. 271 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,250 - He's not officially a trainer. 272 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,490 I never hired him. 273 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,620 I just said he could, you know... 274 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,060 feel free to talk with people. 275 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,430 - Yeah, but look, I think he thinks he's a trainer now. 276 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,090 Yes, back straight. 277 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,230 Straight up. 278 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,170 If you believe in yourself, anything is possible, Tiane. 279 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,710 - Yeah, okay, thanks. 280 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,240 - Wow, Pandrew, you're crashing those reps today, bro. 281 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,250 - Good job. - Think I'm gonna cut out early today. 282 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,150 Rest up, man. Super proud of you. 283 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,180 - Tawny! 284 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,250 Can we talk for a second? 285 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,550 - What's up? - You guys need some tips? 286 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,690 - Ah, no, uh, we're good on tips. 287 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,490 Come on in. 288 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,540 Tawny, we really love having you as a ShapeCult member. 289 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,200 - And I love being a member. 290 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,340 But ShapeCult is more than just a gym, isn't it? 291 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,370 It's a family. 292 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,840 Would you mind if I called you Dad? 293 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,280 - Uh, let's just keep it first names for now. 294 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:14,850 - Oh. 295 00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,750 - You know, you are looking really great. 296 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,550 Massive change for just a month. 297 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,760 - Oh, thanks! 298 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,590 Well, I have a little secret. 299 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,760 Now, I know ShapeCult has its own line of smoothies and juices, 300 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,360 but I really think if you guys use 301 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,800 my worm-soil-aeration method, 302 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:33,330 you'll see that it can put on loads of muscle mass. 303 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,756 I would love if you guys would endorse it as a ShapeCult product. 304 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:48,750 ShapeCult worms. ShapeCult soil. 305 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:53,490 ShapeCult smoothies made from veggies grown in the soil. 306 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,820 - Yeah, we'll think about it, Tawny. 307 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,160 Thanks. Um, but for now, 308 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:02,500 I'm gonna have to ask you that you not give tips to our members 309 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,200 unless they ask for 'em. 310 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,870 - Well... Graj... 311 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,870 I'm just helping them to be the people that they want to be. 312 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,240 - Uh, yeah, well, 313 00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,710 but the thing is that, uh... 314 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,840 they don't want your tips, Tawny. 315 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,180 - Mm. 316 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,880 - It's nothing personal. 317 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,590 - Nothing personal? 318 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,390 Nothing personal?!! 319 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,166 Being told you aren't allowed to help other people 320 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,730 reach their fullest potential is very personal!! 321 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,260 Excuse me! 322 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,500 Excuse me! Quick poll! 323 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,830 Raise your hand if you want to hear my tips! 324 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,570 Okay, maybe you didn't understand! 325 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,910 Take one of your appendages and lift it over your head 326 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,480 if you want me to give you workout tips! 327 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,420 Well... 328 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,420 I guess none of you want to be the people you're supposed to be. 329 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,760 You ever think about joining a gym like this? 330 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,560 - Hell no, man. - It's a cult. 331 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,360 It's got "cult" in the name! 332 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,170 - Pfft. - Shut up! 333 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,300 - The hell you say, dude? - I said shut up! 334 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,340 Shut up about my gym! 335 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,840 - This little fool needs to get smacked up. 336 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:30,520 - Who's in a cult now? - I am! Or whoever! 337 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:31,850 Just let me go! 338 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,650 - I am what I want to be. 339 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,290 I am maxed out! 340 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,230 - Whatever you say!! 341 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,730 Way to go, Tawny! 342 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,600 - Hey, kid, bring it over here, huh? 343 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,680 - Oh, hi, Delt. 344 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,690 Just taking a little nap with my babies. 345 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,720 - Tawny, what the hell are you doing? 346 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,436 - Oh, Graj didn't tell you? He let me turn the fridge into a terrarium. 347 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,560 - Tawny, those worms are biting you. 348 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:47,360 - Yeah, I let them take little nibbles. 349 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,530 If the goal is to be purely organic, 350 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,000 wouldn't the most pure version of that be to feed on yourself? 351 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,000 I let the worms suckle my skin, they deposit it in the soil. 352 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,010 The vegetables grow from the soil 353 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,910 and we drink the smoothies made from ourselves. 354 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,810 The ultimate circle of life. The perfect family. 355 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,880 One entity, no boundaries... 356 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,850 Beautiful. 357 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,920 - Yeah, beautiful. Um... 358 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,960 I'm gonna go check in with Graj, 359 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:20,360 and then... we'll get started on our session. 360 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,630 - Okay. 361 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,370 - You gave him the door code? 362 00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,570 - He re-upped to a 120-month membership. 363 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,516 - You are aware he's converted the chest fridge 364 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,740 into a terrarium and is sleeping in it?! 365 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,750 - It's a 10-year membership, Delt. 366 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,096 - Alright, you ready for your session? 367 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,920 Let's start you out on the swim machine today. 368 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,490 - What...?! 369 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,030 Okay, I'm the trainer. I tell you where to start. 370 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,660 - Not anymore, little sister. - Now I train you. 371 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,700 - That's ridiculous. - You're not a trainer. 372 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:01,770 - I will be soon. Graj tell me he's just waiting for a position to open up. 373 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,600 - Hmm. 374 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,640 You've only been working out for a month, 375 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,640 you're not qualified and you're definitely not training me. So... 376 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,710 - I see what this is, Delt. 377 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,980 You fear me because I'm better than you. 378 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,020 Taking myself and ShapeCult to a new level. 379 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,690 You're jealous of me. 380 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:20,996 - Definitely not jealous of you. 381 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,820 - Look at you! - You copied my 'ttoo! 382 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,866 - I'm refunding your ShapeCult membership. - Let me see your wrist chip. 383 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,430 - No! - No, I-I-I'm refunding your credits. 384 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,030 - No!!! Ah! 385 00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:36,570 I'm gonna make myself what I want to be! 386 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,740 I will max out! 387 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,510 - This is my gym, Tawny! 388 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,730 - You don't want me to make myself what I want to be! 389 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,660 You don't want me in this family! 390 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,630 But I'm never getting kicked out of a family again. 391 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:08,840 - Your membership is revoked! 392 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,640 - Thirty-second rule! 393 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,850 Yes! 394 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:24,450 - No... - Feast, my children. 395 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,890 - No. No. 396 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,060 - No. - Max out. 397 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,030 - Tawny? Son? 398 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:45,070 This is your newest client, Chuch. 399 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:47,710 - Hey. 400 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,950 Yeah, just, uh, lookin' to firm up. 401 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,010 - Well, I-I'm sure I can help you 402 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,150 become the person you want to be. 403 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,990 Let's start you off with a smoothie. 404 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,220 This is a new recipe we've been blending up lately. 405 00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:06,030 It's called the Delt Smoothie. It's named after... 406 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:07,900 old friend of mine. 407 00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:14,870 You're gonna like it here. 408 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,570 We're like a family. 409 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,070 Difuze 30241

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