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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,300 - Hey, uh, Steffi, what time is it? 2 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,560 Hello, Stu. -04 PM. 3 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,680 - Shit. 4 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,140 - I'm so tired of truffles. 5 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:47,240 - Me too. I hear they have great food vehicles 6 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,900 Below The Line but I'm simply too scared to go down there. 7 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,940 You Must Eat Here. Three Stars. 8 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,230 As a resident of Above the Line 9 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,400 you must eat here by end of month. 10 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:05,210 - Okay, we've got the Belgian Long Grain Wheat Quintuple IPA. 11 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,740 - Don't mind if I do! 12 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,610 - Creamy nose feel, you know. - Nice. 13 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:13,420 - And a Pumpkin Saffron Super Double Triple IPA. 14 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:14,880 - Boom. 15 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,350 - And who is the lager in a bottle for? 16 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:19,560 - That's my buddy. - Sorry. He's always late. 17 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:22,466 - Had to dig way back in the cooler for this. Didn't even know we had them anymore. 18 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,806 Can I get you handsome gentlemen anything else? 19 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:26,830 - Hey! Whoa, whoa! - We're both happily married! 20 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,930 - Easy now! 21 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,830 - That's great! - Yeah. 22 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:32,200 - Dewis! - Stu! 23 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,570 - Whaddup, bro! - Whaddup?! 24 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:41,680 Stu, Pobby. Pobby, Stu. - Nice to meet you, bro. - Good to meet you, bro. 25 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:42,980 Sorry I'm late. 26 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:45,610 - You know what? - I hear you're always late. 27 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:46,950 - Hey! Ah, guilty. 28 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:49,790 Oh, jeez, you had it! Thank you. 29 00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:53,360 - How do you drink that stuff? 30 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,896 - Hm. Love this stuff. - Just grew up on it, you know. "Lay-ger". 31 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,290 - That's rough. - Yeah. 32 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:59,290 Stu, any dates this week, man? 33 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,936 - No... none this week. Actually, I haven't had one since last month. 34 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,800 - Dates? You weren't assigned at birth? Why? 35 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:06,540 - Oh, Stu grew up Below The Line. 36 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:08,340 - Oh shit. - Yeah. 37 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,446 Nobody Below The Line gets assigned. You have to date. 38 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:12,986 But then my mom invented an app that removes apps from your brain. 39 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:15,316 - The UnAppetizer? - Yeah. So she made a whole bunch of money, 40 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:18,450 we moved Above The Line. I was already 18 by then, so I still gotta date. 41 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,250 - Dude, I love The UnAppetizer. 42 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,550 - Everybody does. - Hold on, I'm getting something here. 43 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:26,490 Steffi? Hello, Pobby. What can I do for you? 44 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,520 - Launch UnAppetizer. 45 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:34,360 - UnAppetizer recommends deleting Meet-Me-Sex-Me as you are now married. 46 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:39,500 It also recommends deleting Where-See-Movie-At as all movies are available on me. 47 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,976 It recommends deleting Get-Buff-Quick as you have clearly given up. 48 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,640 - Oh... 49 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:46,640 - Man, that's crazy. - You know, the dating world. 50 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,686 I feel like I just did my assigned hook ups after college, 51 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:51,750 and then did a little Meet-Me-Sex-Me, 52 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:54,720 and then, I married Nachel, and... it's good. It is good. 53 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,490 - Yeah, I mean, I gotta say, the dating world is brutal. 54 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,490 I don't know, I'm starting to think I might just be single forever. 55 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,420 - Sorry to interrupt but I was eavesdropping. 56 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:04,590 Have you tried The One That's The One? 57 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:07,330 - Uh... no. No. 58 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,406 What is The One That's The One? 59 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:09,970 - A dating site. 60 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,630 It's called The One That's The One because it promises, 61 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:16,770 100% guaranteed, to send you The One That's The One. The perfect person for you. 62 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:18,070 - Oh. 63 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,380 - That's how I met my wife, Mequela. 64 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:21,740 - How do you spell that? 65 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:25,310 - M, Q, ampersand, laaaaaaa. - Hm. 66 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,980 - Old school spelling. - Nice. 67 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,420 - You haven't seen the commercial? 68 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:30,650 - No. - Here. 69 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,660 - Do you work for the company? 70 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,490 - I'm still waiting to hear back. 71 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,030 - Oh... 72 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:40,360 - Grew up Below The Line? - Sick of your mandated mate? 73 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,930 Looking for someone, but coming up with none? 74 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,600 Just plain tired of the dating scene? Well, try... 75 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,600 The One That's The One! 76 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,510 At Negari Labs, we used a combination of specific questions 77 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,910 combined with DNA testing to assure that you get your perfect match! 78 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,950 Our city's prized scientist, Dr. Negari, 79 00:04:56,980 --> 00:05:00,850 has developed an algorithm that promises to send you not just anyone, 80 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,520 - but The One That's The One. - It even worked for me! 81 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,760 - Get outta here you dotty old lovebirds! 82 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:13,860 Come on down to Negari Labs today - and find your The One That's The One! 83 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,710 Get outta here! I'm dancing. 84 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,780 - Huh. 85 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,590 - Stu? Stu Maxsome? - Yes. 86 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,790 Oh, hey, it's you. From the commercial. 87 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,990 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 88 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:46,930 Follow me. 89 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,930 - I can't believe I'm doing this. At first, I thought: no way! 90 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,740 No way am I gonna do that. 91 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:57,070 I mean, I don't know, isn't that like, uh, I don't know, 92 00:05:57,110 --> 00:06:00,710 me doing One That's The One, isn't that like someone from Above The Line being assigned? 93 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,410 Yeah, it is! And then, I thought: 94 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,780 Well, I'm Above The Line now, maybe I should do it. 95 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:06,550 Also, I was just sort of depressed. 96 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,756 My mom has been really hard on me about finding somebody. 97 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,926 Not crazy, though. She's really sweet. She's... - I can tell you're nervous. 98 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:13,990 Just relax, I assure you'll be satisfied with our service. 99 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,760 - Yeah... 100 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:17,736 - Okay. So, as the machine extracts and scans your DNA, 101 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,830 - I'm gonna ask you a few questions. - Sure. 102 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,660 - The results of these two tests will give us 103 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,430 the information we need to find your One That's The One. 104 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:26,940 - Great. - All that matters is that you answer honestly. 105 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,140 - Sure. - Okay. Ahem. 106 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,146 What is your favourite number? 107 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:32,140 - Three. No, eight. 108 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:35,010 - It's okay, the questions can be a little awkward. 109 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,210 Just answer honestly. 110 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,180 - Okay. - What is your favourite number? 111 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,980 - Four. - Good. 112 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:42,080 - What is your favourite food? - Pepperoni pizza. 113 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,550 - Me too! - Okay, next question. 114 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:47,630 You're in the desert walking in the sand when all of a sudden, you look down, 115 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,096 you see a tortoise crawling towards you. 116 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,060 You reach down and flip it over on its back. 117 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:53,960 - Oh. - The tortoise lays there on its back, 118 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,670 its belly baking in the sun, its legs flailing. 119 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,930 It can't turn itself over without your help. 120 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,040 But you're not helping. Why is that? 121 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:05,440 - Oh... I don't know. - I feel like I'd probably help. 122 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,840 - Huh. 123 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,650 - Is it... 124 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,556 - You meet someone that reminds you of someone you just saw in a commercial. 125 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:17,120 He denies being that person. What do you do? 126 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,890 - And sign here. - Okay. 127 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,900 - Great. And that's 82 credits. - Okay. 128 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,200 - Okay. - Congratulations. 129 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:37,270 Dr. Negari will enter all your information into the algorithm 130 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:41,540 and your One That's The One will arrive at your home tonight exactly at midnight. 131 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,010 - Oh, midnight. Okay. 132 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,910 - For dramatic effect. 133 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,780 - All right. Ha. 134 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,590 - and find your One That's The One! 135 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:55,590 - I'll see ya! 136 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,090 - Good night! 137 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,610 - Hi, I'm Stu. 138 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,050 Hi! I'm Stu. 139 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,680 Mm! 140 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,960 Tsk. 141 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:56,820 - You have a visitor. - But... I'm coming! 142 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:01,220 - Hi. 143 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,960 - Hi. Can I help you? 144 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:06,630 - Uh... I'm Burt... 145 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:12,200 Uh... I'm your One That's The One. 146 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,200 - Are you...? - Oh, don't come in. 147 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:20,380 Uh, no. I'm sorry. That's... That's just, that's ridiculous. 148 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:22,656 - You can't be my One That's The One. - No, of course not. 149 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:27,150 I mean - and I apologize for asking you this - 150 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,720 are you a homosexual? - No. - Well, neither am I! 151 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,620 - Right. See? Okay, so clearly there's been some kind of mix-up. 152 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,390 - Yeah. I mean, I guess so. 153 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,290 I want my money back. No offence. 154 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:39,130 - Hey! None taken. 155 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,360 Man! 156 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,770 - Ah, don't take it so hard, buddy. 157 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,130 - No, it's just... 158 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,346 I don't know, sometimes I start feeling like I'll never find anybody. 159 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:52,110 Just... It sucks. Sucks to be born Below The Line. 160 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,740 - Where? What neighbourhood? 161 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,416 - Hallubeck Heights, right by Ooscar and Benowen. 162 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,110 - I used to sell cars down there before I got transferred. 163 00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:01,680 - No way! - God, I was happy for that. - Tell me about it, huh? 164 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:07,060 - Well, it was nice meeting you all the same. Burt Chund. 165 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,260 - Hey, yeah, you too. - Stu Maxsome. 166 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:12,330 You know, honestly, I'm just... I'm glad someone finally showed up. 167 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,406 It got to be 12:15 and I was thinking no one was coming. 168 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:17,970 - I'm sorry about that - I'm always late. Something I should work on. 169 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,240 - No, don't think twice about it. 170 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,910 Well, hey, listen, I got kinda hungry, I was actually gonna grab some food. 171 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,440 I don't know, you wanna come? 172 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:29,440 - I could eat. - Yeah? - You ever go to Al's? 173 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,280 - Al's Diner? Below The Line? - Love that place! 174 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,750 Be careful proceeding below the line. 175 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,150 - Reason for going Below The Line? 176 00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,790 - Gonna get diner food. - Gross. 177 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,366 - Normally I don't love patting people down, 178 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,430 but when they got muscles like you, I don't mind so much. 179 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,860 - I'm glad I could make your night better. 180 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:46,960 - Ha! - Okay, let's go. 181 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:49,060 - Right behind ya! Bye. 182 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,910 - I love when they're gonna blow the door off that armoured car. 183 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,280 - Oh, yes, yes! - And they decide not to. 184 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,150 - It blows up anyway! - Yes, right. 185 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,720 I love that show. 186 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,080 - Hey, Al. 187 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,120 - What do you want? - Egg-white omelette... 188 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,390 - Oh. 189 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:19,406 - Uh, egg-white omelette. But could you fry the yolks and put them on the side? 190 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,300 - What? No way! - That's my order. 191 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,730 I mean, that's literally what I order. That's so funny. 192 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,400 'Cause I like the yolks, but... - Separate! - Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,840 I'm gonna do the same. 194 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,870 - Okay. 195 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,740 - What are the odds? - It's unbelievable! 196 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:42,280 - but then, my wife passed away. 197 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:47,160 - Oh. I'm sorry about that. - It's okay. It was a long time ago. 198 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,530 - I got this. - Oh, no, come on, let me get it. 199 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,830 - No. - No, please. - No, I got it. 200 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,106 - I invited you, let me just... - Hey. Hey, hey. No, no, I got it. I got it. 201 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,470 - Alright. - Thank you. 202 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,776 - Well, that was fun. - Yeah, that was a blast. 203 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,070 And look, if I ever need a new car, I know who to call, right? 204 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:07,210 - Please. My days on the floor are over. I'm a desk jockey now. 205 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,480 - Listen, I'm back this way actually, so... 206 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,180 - Oh. Well... 207 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,810 - See you around? 208 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,220 - Oh, I... I'm sorry, I didn't... 209 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,520 - No, it's... weird that I went for the hug. 210 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,090 Take it easy. 211 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,020 - Yep! Bye! - Yes. 212 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,380 Hello? 213 00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,510 Hello-o-o?! 214 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,520 Hello? 215 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,900 Dr. Negari? 216 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,400 - Hello?! 217 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:13,540 - Wait a minute! - Whoa, wait! - Wait a minute! 218 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:22,150 Well, I guess he didn't want to give us our money back. 219 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,490 - Yeah, I guess not. - Good to see ya. 220 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:27,966 What are you doing? Wanna get lunch or something? 221 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:30,190 - Well, I had some work to do, but... 222 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,260 - Do you like grilled cheese? 223 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,370 That was crazy. 224 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:40,446 Had no idea that was gonna happen. 225 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:43,100 - Me neither. Well... 226 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,940 maybe some idea. 227 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,240 - Did you still want that grilled cheese? 228 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,280 - Nope. I don't even like grilled cheese. 229 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:59,190 - I'm lactose intolerant. - Stop! You dog! 230 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,000 - I can't believe I'm gonna meet your parents. 231 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,070 - Do I look okay? - Stop it. You look great. 232 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,516 - You like my sweater vest? - Yes, I love it! It's very dignified. 233 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,210 - Dignified. But its main purpose is to hold my stomach in. 234 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,580 - Hey! I love that stomach. 235 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,180 That's my stomach. Come on. 236 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,480 - Stu! - Hey! There they are! Hi, guys! 237 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,190 - Good to see you! 238 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,390 - Mom, Dad, this is Burt. 239 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,430 - Hi, I'm Ron. - Very nice to meet you, Mr. Chund. 240 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,730 - Call me Burt. - My father was Mr. Chund. 241 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,600 - He's as witty as you said, Stu! I'm Linda. 242 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:18,730 - Enchanté. 243 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:22,540 - Ooh, bonjour. 244 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,210 - Okay, dear. 245 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,010 - Yeah, take it easy, Mom. 246 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,350 - Oh, I love that song! - Hey, let's sing it! 247 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,990 - Oh, I loved Marlo Umfree. - I saw him live 17 times. 248 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,500 - Whoa! - Stu, you sure know how to choose 'em. 249 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,700 - Thanks, Dad. I was kinda nervous that you guys would be... 250 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,000 I don't know, upset about his age. 251 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,300 - Oh! - You kidding me? 252 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,210 You've given us another old fogey to talk about the good old days with. 253 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,740 - Oh, hey, Linda, Stu mentioned you liked owls, 254 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,050 and so, 255 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,410 I picked one up for you. 256 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,150 I hope you like it. 257 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,390 - Burt! - Oh, that's so sweet! 258 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,420 - Oh! - Wow! 259 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:18,560 - Oh! A mechanical owl! 260 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,660 It's beautiful! 261 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:24,470 Oh, it'll look perfect with my collection. Thank you. 262 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,040 - Are you guys staying for dinner? - Please! 263 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,340 - Dinner? - Yeah! 264 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:31,440 - Sure, thank you. - Yay! 265 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:38,450 - Jesus. I'm nervous. Sweating. - Don't be. They're great kids. 266 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,220 Besides, this is different from me meeting your parents. 267 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,756 These are my kids, and if they don't like you, 268 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:45,020 I'll tell them they have to. 269 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,290 - I just feel like they'll be comparing me to their mother. 270 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,836 - Stu, listen. Martha was a wonderful woman, 271 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,700 and when she passed away, none of our lives were the same. 272 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,770 But these are good kids. They want to see their dad happy. Kids! 273 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,570 There they are! 274 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,070 Plisa, this is Stu. 275 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,740 - Hi. - Hi! Nice to meet you. 276 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,270 - You too! 277 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,280 - Dad, you didn't tell me he was super hot. 278 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,340 - I wanted to surprise you. 279 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,710 - Booj, this is Stu. - Booj, how are you? 280 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:16,050 - Forget this! I'll be in the backyard. 281 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,290 - Sorry. He's just... adjusting. 282 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,490 - I'm gonna go talk to him. 283 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,390 - Actually, no, you know what? 284 00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,790 Let me go talk to him. 285 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:39,540 Hey, bud. 286 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,710 - Hey. 287 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,680 - You're, uh... - You're pretty great on that thing. 288 00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:55,360 Hey, you, uh... you like Safeball? 289 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,690 - Yeah. I guess. 290 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,860 - Why don't you... go long? 291 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:03,700 Come on! 292 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,700 It'll be fun. 293 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,210 There you go. Get out there. 294 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,340 You play in high school? 295 00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:15,240 - Yeah. I played at Central Awards. 296 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,810 - Hey, I played at Highland Awards. 297 00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:21,220 Man, you Above the Line guys always kicked our butts. 298 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,460 Listen, how you holding up? 299 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,630 - It's just, you're not my mom. 300 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,690 - Hey, hey, I totally get that. - Alright? 301 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,930 I don't want to be your mom. Look, I couldn't be. 302 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,540 From what your dad says, she was one of a kind. 303 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,400 - Yeah, she-she was. 304 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,570 But I mean, that's not everything. 305 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,780 - Come on, champ, you can tell me. 306 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,850 - After Mom died, I just got really depressed. 307 00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,420 So then, eventually, my assigned mate... 308 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,250 filed for unassignment. 309 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,326 - Well, look, have you tried going to the therapy vending machines? 310 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,390 - No. That's what my sister did. 311 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:06,290 I don't know, I feel like I should maybe try to just figure it out for myself. 312 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,760 - Listen. 313 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,400 Hey, it's okay. Look at me. 314 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:15,500 You don't think I was scared getting into this with your dad? 315 00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:17,610 I was terrified. 316 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,210 He's a big man. 317 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,280 - Yeah. - Yeah. 318 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,610 Well, listen, if there's one thing that I can tell you, 319 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,850 it's that anything - anything - 320 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,420 can be overcome with a little bit of courage. 321 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,290 And I know you got some of that. Right? 322 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,290 You just gotta find it. 323 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,860 Where is it? Huh? Is it there? 324 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,830 - No. - No? Right over there? 325 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,560 - No. - Where is it? Where's that courage? 326 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,770 - Not there. - Yeah, where is it? Come on! 327 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:47,800 - It's right here. - Yeah! That's where it is. There's my big guy. 328 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,940 You alright? Come here. 329 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,310 - Thanks, Stu. 330 00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:06,220 - Hey, Egg White, 331 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,096 when you gonna finish that up and give your old man a back rub? 332 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,960 - Why am I the one decorating this tree, and why am I the one giving the back rubs? 333 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,670 - Who could that be at this time? - You have a visitor. 334 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,530 - Come on in! 335 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:22,270 - You? 336 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,776 - That's the guy from The One That's The One commercial? 337 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,470 - No, I'm the technician from Negari Labs. 338 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,340 - Same guy. - I assure you I'm not. 339 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,910 - Huh... - What is with this... 340 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:30,956 - Mr. Chund. Mr. Maxsome. - We're both Mr. Maxsome now. 341 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,350 - Oh. 342 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,420 Well, I don't normally make house calls, 343 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,720 but this is a special situation. 344 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,820 You see, when Dr. Negari computed your input 345 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:42,360 at The One That's The One, he made a mistake. 346 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:45,860 He forgot to carry the one. You are not each other's One That's The One. 347 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,630 - But we've been together for a year. 348 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,836 - Yeah, I mean, we're married. 349 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:50,730 - I can't apologize enough. 350 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,800 It's the first mistake in the history of The One That's The One. 351 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:57,940 Mr. Maxsome. This is your One That's The One. 352 00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:58,970 - Oh... 353 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:02,540 - Mr... Maxsome. This is yours. 354 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,350 - Al from the diner? - Yes. 355 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,910 - It's still a dude? - Yes. 356 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:07,980 - Huh. 357 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,580 - We should have connected you two. 358 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,890 Al got so lonely, he relocated to Irmingblam. 359 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,920 - Irmingblam's horrible this time of year. - So humid. 360 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,566 - Listen, we don't care what you say, okay? 361 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:18,906 We're satisfied with these results. 362 00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:20,560 We really love one another. We're happy. 363 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,760 - I understand that. But you can't argue the science. 364 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,670 - Forget the science. We work. 365 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,740 I mean, we may contradict some data, but why would that matter? 366 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,370 - I'm afraid this is about more than just you two. 367 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,810 - Dr. Negari? - Were you waiting out by the entranceway 368 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,810 all this time? Why didn't you just walk in? 369 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,910 - I don't know. 370 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:37,040 - That's really weird. 371 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,450 - That's your opinion. 372 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,120 You see, the upper classes are assigned mates at birth to preserve order. 373 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:46,390 There is much more at stake here than just your relationship. 374 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:49,060 Order is the foundation of our community Above The Line. 375 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:52,390 You two have been mandated for separation. 376 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:54,760 - What?! No. - No way are we separating. 377 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,130 - You should have looked more closely at your paperwork. 378 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,070 In the fine print it says that in the event of a mistake, 379 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,870 separation is legally required. 380 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,040 - Who's gonna make us? - Yeah? 381 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:05,370 - I am. 382 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,610 Actually, those two will, but because I tell them to. 383 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,580 - Were you two out here this whole time? 384 00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:13,110 - Yeah, again, just... - super weird. 385 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,880 Like, how many more people are in the house? - Shut up. 386 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:20,120 You have two hours to separate. 387 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:24,060 - Two hours? 388 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,460 - Two hours. - Yeah, I... got it. 389 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:37,740 - Well, that's everything. 390 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,680 You want to try to take these guys out? 391 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,580 - I'm going to miss you so much. 392 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,580 They're armed. We can't take them. 393 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,960 - This could've been great. - It was great! 394 00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,990 - Hey, I know. Come here. 395 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,500 Shh. 396 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,500 Did you get your pod ticket? 397 00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:13,810 - Yep. Leaving for Irmingblam 10 pm, Thursday. 398 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,940 - Oh... 399 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,680 My Car Homie is here, so... 400 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:23,850 I gotta go. 401 00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:31,160 Bye, Burt. 402 00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,730 Good luck in Irmingblam. 403 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,000 - Goodbye... 404 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,030 Egg White. 405 00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:07,530 - So, did you notice that I get my egg whites, right? 406 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,900 But then, I get the yolks on the side. 407 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,830 - Why would you do that? 408 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:15,740 - 'Cause I don't... like them with the egg whites, so... 409 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:57,210 - Whoa, whoa! Whoa, what are you doing? 410 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,950 - Uh... Nothing. 411 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,650 I'm doing nothing. 412 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,790 And I should be doing something. 413 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,790 Burt! 414 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,630 Burt! 415 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,160 Burt! 416 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,270 Burt! 417 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:31,650 Burt! Burt! Wait! 418 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,210 Burt, wait! 419 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:45,860 Why am I always late? 420 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,660 Good thing I'm always late too. 421 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,680 - Screw science. - Yeah, screw science. 422 00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,900 You know, I think we're gonna like it here. 423 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,900 - Me too, Egg White. 424 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:43,286 You know what? I want to try something. It's silly, but let me try. 425 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:45,056 - Ooh! Carry me to the threshold? - Yeah, yeah. 426 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,080 - No, that'll be cute. - Yeah, I like this. 427 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,950 There we go. 428 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:51,290 - Ah! Nah. - No? No? 429 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,820 - Better walk. - Walk. Let's walk in. 430 00:27:52,850 --> 00:27:54,790 - Yeah. All right... - Yeah. 33083

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