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Call Angela.
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Calling Angela.
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You've called Angela. Leave a message.
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Hi! You're probably meditating.
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Hey, I thought I'd get
Tomano's for dinner tonight.
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I've got a Chilean pinot to go with it.
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We can pretend to be adults just
for a laugh. Oh, one more thing.
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Um, would you mind watching those
final three eps of Broad City?
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It's just that I've got this Queer
Eye marathon on, you know.
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It'll take up at least 15%.
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Ugh, you've got to be kidding.
Um, hey, I've got to go.
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Mate, what are you...
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Ah, come on.
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Jeez.
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Jesus.
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Soft cock.
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They're for asking you
to delete Broad City.
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You didn't have to.
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I realised we could delete The
Americans. I can stream it any time.
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- Dad's here.
- What happened?
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You know how he had all that back pain?
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- Yes.
- Well, he's been
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diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis.
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Oh, shit. That's awful.
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I mean, I don't know what
that is, but it sounds awful.
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He might have to go into
low-care accommodation.
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- Really? Wow. That's so young.
- Not only that.
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He was road raged when he was
on the phone to his specialist.
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I actually had a road
rage thing today, too.
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I mean, what kind of idiot
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loses their shit at a guy
on an electric scooter?
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Wow. Things are a bit
weird at the moment
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with this solar new moon eclipse.
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Oh, don't mention astrology to Dad.
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He thinks it's bullshit.
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- What's his sign?
- Taurus.
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- Oh, yeah. Makes sense.
- I... I said he could stay here
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until we find somewhere
more appropriate.
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Well, at least I'll... I'll
get to finally meet him.
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It'll just be a week.
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Two at the most.
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Leonardo da Hinchi burns
in for a run from Green Ivy.
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...runs in front.
Muswellbrook's got him.
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Leonardo's getting out now.
Will he make it in time?
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- Hi. Nice to finally...
- Shh.
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Leonardo's flying.
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Leonardo da Hinchi takes the lead.
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- He's got the win. Leonardo...
- You little...
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Who have we got here?
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Dad, this is Fin.
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Fin, this is my dad, Peter Black.
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- Pleased to meet you, Fin.
- Nice to meet you, too, Peter.
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- Mr Black.
- Mr Black.
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Dad was the sports editor
of the Post for 10 years.
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- He covered three Tours de France...
- No.
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- ...20 grand finals...
- This is...
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- ...five Summer Olympics.
- Six. Just the six.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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Who's your team, Fin?
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Australia.
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- Would you care to be more specific?
- Fin's a writer, too, Dad.
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Really? What do you write?
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Oh, it's no big deal.
I just... I write ads.
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- What ads?
- Tell him about the dancing car ad.
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- He won a Golden Lion for that one.
- Uh, it's a visual concept. I don't...
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- Oh, go on. He'll get it.
- Really?
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Alright. Um, yeah.
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So, there's this guy
in the desert, right?
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He's run out of water, 50-degree
sun beating down on him.
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Then in the distance, he
sees a breakdancing robot,
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which miraculously turns
into a Nissan Pulsar
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and takes him straight to Darwin.
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- And you wrote that?
- Mm-hm.
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In crayon, or did you use kiddie paints?
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Well, it won a Golden Lion, so...
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Do you want a beer, Dad?
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Is the English cricket
team South African?
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- I'll take that as a yes.
- Pinot?
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What?
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Fin bought a really nice
bottle of Chilean pinot.
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- No, no. I'll join your dad in a beer.
- Are you sure?
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I thought you said
beer upset your tummy.
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- No!
- Okay.
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Where'd you get the food from?
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Uh, Tomano's.
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Tomano's?
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Only got two and a half stars on Yelp.
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Really? Oh, well, I think they're great.
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One review said what
they lack in quality,
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they make up for with butter.
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Yeah, well,
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you know the kinds of weirdos
that write those reviews.
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- I wrote that one.
- Yeah, that one's quite funny.
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That one... I was just talking
about Yelp reviews in general.
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Um, sort of not...
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Um, in fact, I was reading
them the other day,
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and... and one author wrote, um,
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"waffles", plural, with an apostrophe-S.
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You know, I didn't think
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that anyone in your generation
cared about that stuff.
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See, I read one this morning
about a cafe with lots of goodies.
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"Lots", apostrophe-S...
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"of goodies"... wait
for it... Y-apostrophe-S.
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- Oh, come on.
- It's madness.
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- Yeah! Right?
- What world are we living in?
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- Beers all around.
- Aha.
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Thank you, my darling.
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I'll take mine in my room.
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- What about dinner?
- No, no, no.
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Not for me, thank you.
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Ooh, excuse me.
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- I think he likes you.
- Oh. Yeah.
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Might wait for my Yelp review.
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I'm just going to move my car.
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Ah, I'm in here.
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Angela said this could be my toilet.
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Hence the rails.
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Yeah. I... I saw the rails.
Um, Okay. Sure.
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Next time, I'll use the normal toilet.
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You proposing this
is an abnormal toilet?
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No. No, no, no. I was just saying
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that I'll use the
toilet without rails...
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next time I use the toilet.
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Beer hurt your tummy?
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No, I'm doing a wee, if you must know.
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You sit down to wee?
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No splashback. A lot of guys do it.
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Guys might. Men don't.
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Swing by my room when you're done.
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Make sure you wash your hands.
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Three additional minutes
at the end of the first period
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of extra time...
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...due to the injuries.
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I thought you hated pinot.
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I'm not a quitter, Fin.
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Take a seat.
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You're used to that.
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Mate, I think we got
off on the wrong foot.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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I have severe ankylosing spondylitis,
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and it's slowly ossifying
the joints in my spine.
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Michael Slater's got it,
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former England captain Mike Atherton,
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and me.
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So, all the greats?
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See, my legs are weak.
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The disease stops me
from doing certain things.
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But it doesn't stop me from
punching an arsehole in the neck.
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Now, before I'm shuffled
off to some filthy facility,
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I want to make sure that my daughter
is in the best hands possible.
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So I'm going to ask you
a series of questions.
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- Oh, Peter, I...
- Ooh.
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Mr Black, it's... it's late.
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- Maybe we can do this tomorrow.
- So I'm going to ask you a series
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of questions, and you're
going to try and convince me
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that you're not... special.
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- Understand?
- Okay.
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How long have you and
Angela been together?
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- Eight months.
- And you moved in three months ago?
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Correct.
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- Do you love her?
- Yes, I do.
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Have you ever engaged in
intravenous drug use?
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- No.
- Receptive anal sex?
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Receptive? No.
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No. Ju... No. No. I haven't...
dabbled either/or, give or take. I...
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What's the former name of the
Indian city currently known as Mumbai?
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Um, Bombay.
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Table salt has two chemical elements.
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- Chlorine's one. What's the other one?
- Sodium.
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In Greek mythology, what did
Prometheus steal from Zeus
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- to give to mankind?
- Fire.
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What's Paul McCartney's middle name?
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Nathan?
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That'll be all.
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How did I go?
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I'll be passing on my
recommendations to Angela.
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What would those recommendations be?
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Flynn, do you drive a 2005 metallic
silver Mini Cooper convertible,
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rego WIC 927?
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No.
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Thank you.
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...two lengths, the inside of El Paso.
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- A couple of lengths...
- Fuck. Come on... you bastard!
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Get up!
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Here we go.
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He just...
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It's fine.
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I'll just grab that. Oh.
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Put your bathers on.
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- We're going swimming.
- No. I'm fine. Thank you.
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Go on.
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It'll be good for you to
get to know each other.
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You've got to have a team.
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What do you mean you don't have a team?
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- Well, I just don't really...
- Congratulations.
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- You now barrack for Collingwood.
- Great.
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See? You're welcome.
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We cater for good people and dickheads.
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What's with the camera?
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To catch any acts of bastardry,
like pissing or spitting in the pool
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or anyone dive-bombing
on unsuspecting swimmers.
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I film it, and I upload
it to poolpricks.com.
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What's funny?
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Uh, nothing, nothing.
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I'm just really enjoying
our time together.
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That makes one of us.
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I reckon you ladies, um, might want
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to think about jumping on
in, and we'll... we'll start.
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OK, ladies. You ready? We're
going to heat things up.
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You look great.
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Here we go. We're
feeling it. We're loving it.
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That's it. Get in there.
Knees up nice and high.
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Let me see them out of the
water, because you're looking fit.
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You're feeling fit. You feel fantastic.
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Get ready for the wide step. Ready?
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You look fit. You look great.
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Stay in there. Good work.
Clenching through the abs there.
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Lovely! I'm loving it.
Are you loving it?
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Twist, twist, twist. Good work!
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Protect those knees!
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Now, knees up nice and high.
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Is he... is he with you? Is that...?
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Is anyone with him or...?
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Is he...? Did you see
him, him with the...?
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That guy hasn't come up yet!
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Someone help him!
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Hurry up! Hurry up!
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Come on, ladies. Maybe just...
maybe just make some room.
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Ladies, give him a hand there!
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Clear some space.
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Careful!
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- Easy.
- Watch his head.
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Oh, help him!
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Is he going to be okay? Please, God...
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Is he breathing?
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- I think I saw him move.
- Are you his carer?
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No. I'm just the soft cock he
doesn't want dating his daughter.
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I'm alright.
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I'm alright.
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Bugalugs here obviously did
a bloody first aid course.
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Sir, this gentleman
just saved your life.
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Just calm down, man hands.
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Excuse me?
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Seriously, don't you get tired
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of having to open jars for your husband?
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Alright, smartass.
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00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,510
What collectively are a murder?
250
00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:44,315
- Uh, crows.
- An exaltation?
251
00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,824
- Uh, larks.
- An unkindness?
252
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:47,917
Ravens.
253
00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:52,092
In what Bob Dylan song would I hear
the words "Johnny's in the basement
254
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,544
"mixing up the medicine...
I'm on the pavement"?
255
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:58,607
Ah, the music questions
really stump you, don't they?
256
00:13:58,632 --> 00:14:01,265
No. Um, "Subterranean Homesick Blues."
257
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,101
Bah-bow... "Positively 4th Street."
258
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:06,620
Uh, I think you'll find
it's "Homesick Blues".
259
00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:09,064
The video trends every
year on his birthday.
260
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,664
Trends? Piece of art, you dildo.
261
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,460
You know what? I think
I'm doing pretty well
262
00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:15,725
with all your music references,
263
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:19,203
given I'm not in possession
of a cassette player. Yet.
264
00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:21,328
Hey, Flynn, why don't you bugger off
265
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:22,980
and let my daughter find a real man?
266
00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:24,570
Firstly, it's Fin.
267
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,414
And secondly, why don't you bugger off?
268
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,300
Because I'm her father,
and I want to make sure
269
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,062
there's someone there to look
out for her when I'm gone.
270
00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:32,220
Oh, like you nearly were 10 minutes ago.
271
00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:33,383
Get over it!
272
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,821
Just because you can blow a
bit of air into a bloke's lungs
273
00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:36,883
doesn't make you a man.
274
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:43,584
I'm going out with her, not him.
275
00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:45,881
And if she needs him to tell
her what she thinks of me,
276
00:14:45,905 --> 00:14:48,064
then, you know, it calls into question
277
00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:49,797
whether she's someone I
want to be with at all.
278
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,424
Yeah, yeah. I'm happy to go
on to the 24-month plan
279
00:14:53,449 --> 00:14:55,748
with unlimited text and
16 gig of data. Thanks.
280
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,624
Oh, Abdul, just email me
through the customer survey.
281
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,328
I... you know, someone's here. I...
282
00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:02,999
No, no. Very satisfied, very
satisfied. I just can't right now.
283
00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:04,860
I've got to... Nothing more
you can help me with, mate.
284
00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:06,264
Okay. Bye-bye, mate. Bye-bye. Bye.
285
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,705
No. Satisfied, very.
286
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:11,127
Hi.
287
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,541
Hi.
288
00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,820
Everything's fine. I just
want to let you know
289
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,760
that I'll be finding
alternative accommodation
290
00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:20,144
- while your dad's staying here.
- No. That's ridiculous.
291
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:23,020
Not ridiculous. No, no. He
clearly wants to undermine me.
292
00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:25,860
And no offence, babe. You're
not doing much to stop him.
293
00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:29,423
So, you're frightened of someone
with ankylosing spondylitis?
294
00:15:29,577 --> 00:15:32,954
No, I'm frightened of a sociopath
with ankylosing spondylitis.
295
00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:34,009
- What?
- You know,
296
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:36,130
I bet ankylosing spondylitis
isn't even an actual thing.
297
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,275
You're reaching, Fin.
298
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,494
Siri, is ankylosing
spondylitis an actual thing?
299
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:40,533
Yes.
300
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:43,275
Wow. Maybe Dad's right.
301
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,415
Maybe you don't have the ticker
for a long-term relationship.
302
00:15:45,522 --> 00:15:47,290
I have the ticker. I have the ticker.
303
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:49,854
I just don't want my life ruined
by someone who's willing to die
304
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,150
while filming women underwater
without their consent.
305
00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:55,056
What is wrong with you? You're
talking about my dad, Fin.
306
00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:56,501
Yeah, he did that. He did. You ask him.
307
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,142
Well, you obviously have
a low opinion of him.
308
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,322
And now, you're giving up on us.
309
00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:00,658
No, no. Look, look.
310
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,402
It's just for a couple
of weeks, alright?
311
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,340
We'll get things back on
track once he moves into care.
312
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,176
Unless, of course, he's staying
for longer than a couple of weeks.
313
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:17,535
Yeah, because people don't usually
install handrails in the toilet
314
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,794
for just two weeks, do they?
315
00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:25,963
In which case, maybe that's a
conversation that we could have.
316
00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:28,930
I'll be at the City Inn
on Compton Street.
317
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:31,234
I'm pretty sure City Inn
doesn't have Netflix.
318
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:32,914
Yeah, well, that's just a
risk I'm willing to take.
319
00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:49,686
Angie, look at me, darling!
320
00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,445
Angie, give us a smile!
321
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:55,829
Barney, Barney!
322
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,751
Come here, Barney.
323
00:16:57,896 --> 00:16:58,896
Come on, boy!
324
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,459
Oh, aren't you a good boy?
325
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:03,851
Not on the lawn, Barney. Not
on the lawn, mate. Get him!
326
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,175
You and Mum in happier times.
327
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,089
Yeah.
328
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,800
That's a good lawn ruined.
329
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:11,816
It wasn't all bad, you know.
330
00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,356
Aw.
331
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:17,453
Is that it?
332
00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:18,867
No, there's more where that came from.
333
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:21,292
Ah, capital of Sierra Leone.
334
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,040
- Freetown.
- Oh!
335
00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:24,985
- That's easy.
- She's good.
336
00:17:25,104 --> 00:17:26,400
Been taught by the best.
337
00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:28,775
What's this?
338
00:17:30,022 --> 00:17:32,087
Oh, no. Don't... Hey. Hey.
339
00:17:32,699 --> 00:17:34,714
- This isn't you, is it?
- No, of course it's not.
340
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:40,755
Hey. Angela Geraldine Black, co...
Give that back this instant, please!
341
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:42,858
Now, do not close that door!
342
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:45,271
Angie, unlock the door, please!
343
00:17:45,927 --> 00:17:46,944
Hey!
344
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:57,841
Are you his carer?
345
00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:00,868
No. I'm just the soft cock he
doesn't want dating his daughter.
346
00:18:02,621 --> 00:18:05,086
I'm alright. I'm alright.
347
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:07,870
Bugalugs here obviously did
a bloody first aid course.
348
00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,641
Sir, this gentleman saved your life!
349
00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:42,466
- Hello?
- You were right.
350
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,099
This place doesn't have Netflix.
351
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,802
But it does have a
mirror on the ceiling.
352
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:52,170
I was wondering if you'd be
amenable to me coming home.
353
00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:54,717
That'd be really good.
354
00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,085
Tell Angie I said hi.
355
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,195
Oh, and, uh... I left
the seat down for you.
356
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,242
Your dad says g'day.
357
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:10,145
So, what do you think?
358
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,531
Is it Chilean?
359
00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:13,883
- No, it's from New Zealand.
- Close enough.
360
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:18,148
I prefer it, actually.
It's, um, it's crisp,
361
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,562
yet it lingers on the palate.
362
00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:22,132
It'll go very nicely
with Angela's carbonara.
363
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:24,257
- Completely agree.
- Mmm.
364
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,649
Mate, I'm booked in for
an assessment next week
365
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:30,538
at a low-care accommodation facility.
366
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,374
Who knows happens to people
in these places, but...
367
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,529
And despite our initial difficulties,
368
00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:40,101
I'm assured that Angela
has found the right man.
369
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,663
That's all I've ever wanted for her.
370
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,883
I really appreciate you saying that.
371
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:51,925
So, uh... how long until
you work up the balls
372
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,593
to ask me for a turn on my scooter?
373
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,351
No, I would never be so presumptuous.
374
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,325
You know, people say to me, "Mr Black,
375
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:02,788
"it's so sad that you have
ankylosing spondylitis."
376
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:07,589
But you know, along with the
condescension comes a 110-amp motard
377
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:12,206
with all-around suspension
and a 250kg payload.
378
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:13,628
It's quite a beast.
379
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:15,111
I think so.
380
00:21:15,848 --> 00:21:17,034
You can try it out for yourself.
381
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,500
- No. I couldn't. I shouldn't.
- No, go on.
382
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,664
Roll a mile in my shoes.
383
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:25,258
Really? It wouldn't be,
like, ableist or anything?
384
00:21:25,508 --> 00:21:28,414
It's not like you're stealing
a blind guy's seeing eye dog.
385
00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:30,800
Alright. Yeah. Okay.
Alright. Give us a go.
386
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:35,511
Alright. Now, you see
that toggle on the right?
387
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:37,569
- Yep.
- Yeah. Pull that towards you
388
00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:39,967
- to go in reverse.
- Alright. Oh!
389
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:50,686
You OK, mate?
390
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,686
You said to pull the toggle
on the right to reverse!
391
00:21:53,906 --> 00:21:55,709
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
392
00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,506
You think I don't know my own scooter?
393
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,620
I'm physically incapacitated.
I'm not a moron.
394
00:22:04,270 --> 00:22:06,675
And I saw your car at the hotel.
395
00:22:07,714 --> 00:22:12,339
2005 metallic silver
Mini Cooper convertible,
396
00:22:13,295 --> 00:22:15,870
rego WIC 927.
397
00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:20,750
- I guess that makes us one-all.
- One-all?
398
00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,445
You repeatedly smashed my car!
399
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,391
You broke the headlights,
and you wrecked the grille!
400
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,961
Oh, that's right.
401
00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:28,907
It's two-nil.
402
00:22:29,498 --> 00:22:31,157
Got to make it best of five, snowflake.
403
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,590
It's not like I'm going anywhere.
403
00:22:35,305 --> 00:22:41,226
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