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This is for your father--
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loaded with antioxidants and good for his heart muscle.
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Ignacio suarez drinking pomegranate juice.
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He used to hate this stuff.
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Elena,you are a miracle worker.
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Just doing my job.
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Try it.
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Pomegranate ice was my idea,you know.
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Oh,here we go.
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Way before it was in the stores.
Way before.
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And now some lady who stole my idea is
living in a mansion in beverly hills.
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I should be in beverly hills.
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No,i should be living in beverly hills.
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You don't want to live in beverly hills,okay?
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I worked there for a year--
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bunch of stuck-up old hags with pulled-up faces...
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and their wives.
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good morning,familia!
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It's a beautiful 30-degree day in queens,new york.
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Perfect weather for a brisky,blood-pumping walk.
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I don't think "brisky's" a word.
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It is today.
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Ignacio,you gotta drink your juice before your walk.
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Crazy idea. We can drink and walk at the same time.
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Have a nice walk!
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Yeah,have fun!
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Wow,I am so happy.
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I can't believe how quickly papi has
bounced back from his heart attack.
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I know,and how great is elena?
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She's like the big sister I never had.
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Ay,now I know how important I am to you.
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Well,she is amazing...
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and it's just so nice not to have to worry.
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I know.I'll see you later.
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Ms. Meade?
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Good morning,betty.
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I tried to reach daniel.
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I'm in a bit of a pickle.
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Could you come to the drugstore at 58th
and lex and bring some cash?
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There's been a misunderstanding.
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I apprehended the suspec leaving
the store with this in her purse.
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okay.
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Well,first of all,
you don't have to call her a "suspect."
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It's claire meade.
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I don't care who she is.
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Woman got the sticky fingers.
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Oh,mrs. Meade,did you shoplift?
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Oh,betty,it is not shoplifting
if you can afford the item
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but simply do not have the funds on you.
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Wait. What? That--
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I think that is shoplifting.
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Well,we could debate this all day.
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Betty,why don't you pay the man his $24?
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And we'll be on our way curtis,have a nice day.
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shoplifting?
I don't even know what that means.
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Yeah,neither did your mother.
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Look,do you think something could be going on with her,
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something that could be provoking all of this?
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Well...
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oh!
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Oh?
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Yeah. 6-0,actually.
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It's her 60th birthday next week.
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Wow. Well,that could freak someone out.
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Maybe she just needs a little attention.
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You know,I always tell her
she doesn't get out enough and meet people.
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hey,we could throw her a surprise party.
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That's a good idea. You know what?
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She loves a party.
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You know what else we could do?
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A tribute video.
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A tribute video?
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Wow,that,sounds like a lot of work.
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That's okay.I could do it.
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Really?
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Yeah. I mean,your mom has always been
so great to me and--and my family.
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I-I wanna do this for her.
Do you have any old home movies I can watch?
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joy to the world
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and all that stuff
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let's see how much dough santa spent.
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oh,my... balls.
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This tree is overdecorated.
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Wow,it's kinda hard to watch it.
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Yeah. Also kinda hard to live it.
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And they're all pretty much the same.
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Though the 4th of july barbecue-in-the-pool
spectacular is pretty damn entertaining.
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Yikes. Well,I'm sure I can find something in here.
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And,hey,if you get me a camera,
I could interview her friends and family
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saying nice things about her and
then edit that into a warm,wonderful video.
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Great.
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Hello,daniel.
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Mrs. Meade.
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Hey,mom,I was just coming to see you.
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I know,I know.
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I'm due for a talking-to after my little bout
with the drugstore police this morning,
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but I thought it might be more pleasant to do it over dinner.
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How about michael's at 8:00?
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That sounds great,but I ac--
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oh,great. I'll call and see
if he'll make your favorite--
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spaghetti and meatballs.
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well,they're good.
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hey,mom.
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Uh,you know,I'd really love to do that,
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but molly has a surprise special date planned.
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Oh. Well,that's fine then.
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But,um,you know,we should do something fun together.
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Maybe just later in the week.
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That would be nice.
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We better make sure this party is good.
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Oh,we will.
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justin?
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justin.
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How do I know if this thing is on?
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You see the red light?
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If it's on,then you're recording.
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How did you know that?
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I'm a teenager.Technology doesn't faze me.
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Betty,what are you doing with that camera?
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Are you filming something?
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Uh,yes,hilda,I am.
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Which you obviously know,
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because you are dressed like J.Lo on the red carpet.
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What are you talking about?
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I always act like this.
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Mom.
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What? If we're doing home movies,
I wanna look good.
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I want my grandchildren to see how hot I was.
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Disturbing.
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Ay. Please.
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We're not really making home videos.
I'm just practicing.
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But I promise,when I'm done with claire's video,
you can get all glammed up again,okay?
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All right.
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How do I turn this off?
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Red button.
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you want me to make dinner?
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- no.
- Why?
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you know,I'm not really sure this was a good idea.
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Well,loosen up.It'll all come back to you.
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Yeah,but I never really learned how to skate.
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I was always the kid with the double blades on.
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No,look,you're doing great.
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This isn't so bad.
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But--
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watch what you're doing,you dumb-ass.
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Oh. You.
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well,this is awkward.
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is it?What,just because my ex-fiance is
here with her new boyfriend
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who's my mate?
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You're here with your girlfriend.
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You know what?We've been skating for a while.
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We're gonna go.
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No,you stay. We'll go.
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Oi! Look,this is ridiculous.
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Come on,what's the big deal?We're all grown-ups.
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it was,uh,in bhutan,winter of 2002.
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We took the elephants up into the hills.
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it was 2006,actually.
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You remember how weird that guide was?
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Oh! He was a freak!
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and then it got dark.
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the elephants.
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We slept in the forest with the elephants.
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Yeah. Then it rained all the way back.
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oh,yeah.
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Oh! And molly gets these terrible rashes from wet clothes.
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Awful,giant red blotches.
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I could only imagine.
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Are they painful?
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So,of course,molly went home disappointed.
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Well,I'd hoped to make it up to tibet,
and we never got the chance.
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I've always wanted to go. And the food is incredible.
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I didn't know they had food.
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I mean,tibetan food.Who knew?
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It's getting late.
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Yeah,it's,uh,7:30,
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- so we should probably-
- are you ready?
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Never been more.
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oh,daniel,great!I'm glad you're here.
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I want to interview you for your mom's video.
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Yeah,before we do that,can we check to see
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if there are any direct flights,J.F.K. To tibet?
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Tibet?
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Yeah,I just thought it'd be a nice surprise trip for molly and me.
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She's always wanted to go.
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Wow,uh,that's,
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what,too much?
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Kinda.
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Uh,not to mention we might run into some visa issues,
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a military occupation,civil unrest...
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yeah,but the food is supposed to be excellent.
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Besides,I want to do something special with molly.
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She has all these...amazing memories with connor.
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Well,you'll get there.
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It just takes a little time.
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Betty,that's what I'm worried about.
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I don't exactly have the best track record
when it comes to long-term relationships.
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Molly's different.I see you two together.
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You will get there,but it might be a good idea
to start a little closer to home.
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Okay.
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you know what?You're right.
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Let's do this interview.
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Great.
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- That's weird. - What?
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It won't record.
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Maybe 'cause it's full?
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Impossible. It's just probably broken.
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I only used it for ten minutes.
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Here.
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Okay.
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No,not broken.
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Just a lot of great shots of your front hall.
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Front hall,front hall...
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oh,wait.
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Uh,there's something.
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It's your father and... oh.
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What?
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nothing.
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What?
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oh,that's just my dad and his nurse.
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oh,my god.
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see? There!
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I don't know.
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You don't know?You don't know what?
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He's grabbing her booty.
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It's a very vague area.
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Sort of her hip,lower backside.
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Hilda,he is in there.
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Fine.
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we have to talk to dad.
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and say what?
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"Papi,we saw you going for the junk
in your nurse's trunk"?
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Yes.
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she could sue us for harassment.
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Elena is not gonna sue us.
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Well,what if she quits?
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Oh,no. No,no,no.
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We cannot lose her.
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See? So then we have to deal with it.
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ay.
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Fine. I'll talk to elena,and you talk to papi.
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No,why do I have to talk to papi?
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Yes,'cause this was your idea.
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What,you think I'm gonna ask dad
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if he's turning into the booty bandit of jackson heights?
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No.
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Okay,fine.
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This is a wonderful idea.
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I never come into the city anymore.
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Yeah,well,I thought it would be really nice
for us to have lunch together.
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Um,and there's something I wanted to ask you.
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I'm just not quite sure how to bring it up.
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Did my father grab a handful of your ass last night?
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Of course,sweetheart,I do miss eating cupcakes,
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but why would that be awkward to ask?
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Well,'cause I know elena's been
pretty strict on your diet.
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Oh,hey,since you brought her up,
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how are things going with her,everything okay?
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'Cause I wouldn't want to lose you
if papi accidentally slipped
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and tried to brace himself on your butt.
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Don't worry about your father,hilda.
He's a lovely man.
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excuse me.Too much pomegranate.
262
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I'm just saying,you know,
we can always get someone else,like a male nurse,
263
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if you feel uncomfortable having a woman around all the time.
264
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No. I'm usedo it. I've got two daughters,remember?
265
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If he got out of line,you would tell me,right?
266
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You don't have to worry,hilda.
267
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I mean,I've been doing this for a while.
268
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I can handle myself just fine.
269
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All right,I feel better.
270
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'Cause you're so good for him and you're good for us,
271
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and I just--I don't want you to quit.
272
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I promise I'm not gonna quit.
273
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Okay.
274
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Honestly? I don't know what I'd do without her.
275
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I know,dad,she is great.
276
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Elena is wonderful.
277
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And that's why I think it's important that
278
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we treat her with professional and appropriate courtesy.
279
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Betty...what's on your mind?
280
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Nothing.
281
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Let's go to lunch.
282
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connor and molly have trekked the wilds of south asia together,
283
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and I haven't even seen the inside of his apartment.
284
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Well,has he ever invited you?
285
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,750
Of course he has,marc,but he lives in murray hill.
286
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I'm not a barbarian.
287
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willie.
288
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He's seen her rashes.
289
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:36,190
I mean,my god,aren't some things better kept
between you and your dermatologist?
290
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:41,320
Personally,I'd like to think that everything
underneath that is pure,unblemished mocha.
291
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:44,160
Well,I will not be hiking in some wet,green,
292
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buggy climate where people grow rice.
293
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No way.
294
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That's not who I am.
295
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Willie...
296
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maybe you want to consider opening
yourself up just a teensy bit to connor.
297
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I don't do intimacy.
298
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Tried it once. It didn't work out.
299
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You don't have to reveal your
uncomfortable secrets overnight.
300
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This isn't "the bachelor."
301
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but baby steps--
302
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going in to see his apartment,
303
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letting him know that you really care,that you want more.
304
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That was really nice,mija.
305
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- Thank you.
- Of course,dad.
306
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Where's your bathroom?
307
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Right there.
308
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Oh. Be right back.
309
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Oh! Betty.
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Ms. Meade.
311
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My friend liz smith tells me that
you have wanted to ask her some questions about me.
312
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Oh,thank you.
313
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,030
well,I-I meant to tell you--
314
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this is the island of manhattan,betty.
315
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Anything you think is a secret isn'T.
316
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,900
Oh,it's not a secret.
317
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,890
Uh,I'm just doing an assignment for Y.E.T.I.
318
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Uh,a video on someone who
I admire in publishing,and I chose you.
319
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,640
I'm very flattered.
320
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Was that your father I saw?
321
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:05,020
Yes,we...just had a very unsuccessful lunch.
322
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:05,970
What happened?
323
00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:09,520
He did this weird thing,and
I couldn't bring myself to ask him about it.
324
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,560
What was it?
325
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,190
Really,ms. Meade...it's fine.
326
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,940
I'm no stranger to weird behavior,betty.
327
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:26,470
Well...we caught him grabbing his nurse's butt.
328
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,210
oh.
329
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:32,760
Bradford went through the same thing after
his first heart attack.
330
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,950
He could not keep it in his pants.
331
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:40,270
Uh,night and day,he would not leave me alone.
332
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:44,840
finally I had to slip him an extra
sedative so I could get some sleep.
333
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:50,260
well,I don't think I could drug my father.
334
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,320
But I did try talking to him,and,that was...
335
00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,530
awkward.So...
336
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,960
well,would you like me to talk to him?
337
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,390
Oh,well,I--
338
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:04,350
hello. Buenos dias,mrs. Meade.
339
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,350
Buenos dias,ignacio.
340
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:10,010
Oh,I was just aut to get a cup of coffee.
Would you care to join me?
341
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,580
Well,sure.
342
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,230
have fun!
343
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,700
I love it,thank you
344
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well,all set.
345
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,360
I'm meeting tomorrow morning with the saatchi brothers in london.
346
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,360
Great. Separate those bastards from their ad budget.
347
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,950
Godspeed.
348
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:36,150
Uh,uh,of--of course,I'm gonna miss you.
349
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,230
a lot.
350
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,370
you'd better****
351
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,940
But I'd rather be in bed with you...
352
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,800
sharing feelings.
353
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,630
thank you,marc.
354
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:03,880
Um,is there anything I can do for you
while you're away?
355
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,260
Oh,darling,I hate to bother you.
356
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:09,970
No problem,really,whatever it is.
357
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,930
nice to meet you.
358
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:20,910
Wilhelmina slater,meet olivia newton bird.
359
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,970
you're kidding,right?
360
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:27,010
She was a birthday gift
around the time "grease" came out.
361
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:30,250
I had the biggest schoolboy crush on ms. Newton-john.
362
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,150
I had no idea.
363
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,730
Well,that's because you've never been around my apartment.
364
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:39,710
Ah,there they are...
365
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,660
My two best birds.
366
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,550
I'll touch base when I land.
367
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,910
Well,hello there.
368
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,450
Olivia newton bird want a cracker?
369
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,840
pretty molly.
370
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,150
Pretty molly.
371
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,400
Pretty molly.
372
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,040
elena says it's perfectly normal for
someone who's been through
373
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,610
- what papi has to get a little...
- Justin,
374
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,040
- come on. Let's go.You're gonna be late for school.
- frisky.But she can handle it,yeah,yeah,yeah.
375
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,990
and she's not gonna quit?
376
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,220
No. God. Thank god.
377
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,360
How did your talk with papi go?
378
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,260
betty.
379
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,960
I couldn't go through with it.
380
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,480
- What? - Hilda!
381
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,630
But claire meade did.She talked to him.
382
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,500
And she said that it was probably better for him
383
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,530
to talk to someone his own age,anyway...
384
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,060
someone who's not his daughter.
385
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,260
- I can't believe you. You're such a--
- good morning.
386
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,130
good morning.
387
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,470
Good morning.
388
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,990
What were you two whispering about?
389
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:36,750
nothing.
390
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,570
Nothing. I was just,telling hilda
how we ran into claire meade yesterday,
391
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,600
and the two of you had a lovely chat.
392
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,360
Yes,she's an amazing woman.
393
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:48,530
Yeah,sure,if you can get past the booze
and the pills and the murder.
394
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:51,100
Why a biography has not been written about that woman--
395
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,130
it's criminal.
396
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,250
I'd buy it.
397
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:57,000
And she told me you two were worried about me.
398
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,490
But I want you to know that everything is fine.
399
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,090
In fact,better than fine.
400
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,180
oh,my goodness.I'm gonna be late.
401
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,330
Papi,I am so glad that everything is okay,
but I have to run.
402
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:12,400
I'm interviewing some of
claire meade's friends for her tribute video.
403
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,920
And they were really eager to talk,
404
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,380
so I think it's gonna be great.
405
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:21,900
So what is claire's best quality?
406
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:25,270
Wouldn't it be better
if you turned the camera on?
407
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,170
red button.
408
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:30,960
Okay.
409
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,950
Uh,what's claire's best quality?
410
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,460
Claire's best quality?
411
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:39,580
well,she's a fun drunk.
412
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,960
She's fun drunk.
413
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,900
Well,for the first five drinks,that is.
414
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,600
The next five,it's all tears and scenities.
415
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,770
But if you can hang in there till the seventh drink...
416
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:50,780
till number 11...
417
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,970
well,then it gets to be fun again.
418
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,050
She's a stumbling delight.
419
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,870
tell me something that you admire about claire.
420
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,340
Well,
421
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,540
- Well... - that's a tough one.
422
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:07,520
Mm. How surprisingly well she managed to round from th...
423
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:10,000
murder conviction.
424
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:15,060
Okay,um,what's the most fun
you've ever had with claire meade?
425
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:17,950
well...
426
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,960
claire wasn't actually there.
427
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,270
It was when she was on the lam.
428
00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:28,250
See,viveca and i were leaving le bernardin,
429
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:37,460
and we saw a woman who looked exactly
like claire eating out of a garbe caN.
430
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,330
oh,we laughed.
431
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,910
it was priceless.
432
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,680
Honey,are we done?
433
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,870
thank you.
434
00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,640
Oh,hey,betty,how's the claire with project going?
435
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,550
oh,those women were horrible.
436
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,270
Claire meade has no friends.
437
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,850
This tribute video's gonna be really sad.
438
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,910
Here. Shoot me. I'll give claire a little birthday greeting.
439
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,260
Really?
440
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,740
and... action.
441
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,790
Happy birthday,mrs. Meade.
442
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,910
You killed my mother.
443
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,880
Not helping.
444
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,430
Pretty molly.
445
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,190
you sound like an idiot.
446
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,460
See,marc,this is what happens
when you put yourself out there.
447
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,810
Well,you could have watered his plants.
448
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,650
You didn't have to offer to bird sit.
449
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,150
Well,I guess people in love do stupid things.
450
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,180
did you just say the "l" word?
451
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,740
Oh,willie...
452
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,370
have you told connor yet?
453
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,080
Has that bird crap rotted your brain?
454
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,180
Of course not.
455
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,110
Well,why not,if it's how you feel?
456
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,210
Have I taught you nothing about power?
457
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,010
I can't say it first.
458
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,730
It's like when you call bill clinton.
459
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,790
You put him on hold,and then you get me on the line.
460
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,770
I don't think it's the same thing.
461
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:57,610
Until he makes the first move,no one outside this office will er hear me say,
462
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,150
"I love connor.
463
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:01,960
" I love connor.
464
00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,270
did that just say...
465
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,670
I love connor.
466
00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,110
I didn't hear anything.
467
00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,970
I love connor.
468
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:12,880
I love connor.
469
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,080
New york's best-kept secret.
470
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,890
I know how much you like tibetan food,so...
471
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,780
the pride of little tibet.
472
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,850
You remembered.
473
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,140
That is so sweet.Thank you.
474
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,330
Surprised?
475
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,960
Yes,I am.
476
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,070
But there's something you should know.
477
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:40,620
Miss molly,welcome back!
478
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,640
Hi,sam.
479
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,800
I've kind of been here before.
480
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,900
You're not mr.Connor.
481
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,930
No,I'm not.
482
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:50,290
Where's mr.Connor?
483
00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:55,290
Uh,we don't know where mr.Connor is,sam,but you have me
484
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,440
-- mr.Niel.
485
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,820
Mr.Connor's not sick,is he?
486
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:58,710
No,I don't know.
487
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,030
Look,it doesn't--
488
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,100
I'm sorry.I didn't mean to snap.
489
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,610
Uh,w-would you show us to our table,please?
490
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:08,000
Absolutely.
491
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,340
daniel.
492
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,230
These women are supposed to be claire meade's friends,
493
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:32,030
but they're like vultures,fur-wearing vultures.
494
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,800
Can we see the tape?
495
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,140
No.
496
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:37,820
Papi!Dinner!
497
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,700
Now I don't know what I'm gonna do.
498
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:42,740
I mean,I guess I could always interview ms.Meade.
499
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,860
So she'll be doing a tribute video...
500
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,260
to herself?
501
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,470
Don't stress me out.I don't know what else I can do.
502
00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:52,580
Isn't there,like,home videos you could use or something?
503
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,380
you should see the home videos.
504
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:57,460
I saw claire meade fall into a christmas tree.
505
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:01,200
And apparently,there's a 4th of july barbecue-in-the-pool spectacular.
506
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,030
Ooh,you remember that 4th of july where we got the inflatable pool
507
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:06,240
and papi couldn't get the chemicals right?
508
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,810
Oh,and mami's hair turned green.
509
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:10,260
She was so mad at papi.
510
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,390
I know.I remember that green hair.
511
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,610
I think that is why I became a beautician.
512
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,470
Papi,dinner!
513
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:21,040
He's still upstairs with elena doing his physical therapy.
514
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,420
Elena's still here?
515
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,190
I thought she would' been gone hours ago.
516
00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:28,440
No,papi asked her to stay for dinner,so can you go get them?
517
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,440
Thank you.
518
00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:44,030
oh,my god.
519
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,930
Betty.
520
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,390
are you two...
521
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:58,270
together.
522
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,150
Mijas,I knew this would be awkward.***********
523
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:08,150
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
524
00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:10,520
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
525
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,910
I needed to come clean about it.
526
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,860
Elena and I were gonna tell you after dinner.
527
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:16,060
Wait.
528
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,950
So mrs.Meade said that this was a good idea?
529
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,670
Yes.
530
00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:21,890
She's a very smart woman.
531
00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:25,960
Hey,I askedou if there was something weird going on with my father,
532
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,560
and you lied to my face.
533
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,680
-Hilda--
-no,that's not her fault.
534
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,510
I ked her not to say anything.
535
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,820
Papi,comen,this is crazy.
536
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:34,350
She's your nurse.
537
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:36,850
You're recovering from open-heart surgery.
538
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,620
You're not in a place to think clearly.
539
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:43,220
And you-- you came into our house to take care of our sick father.
540
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,710
He's your patient.
541
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:47,850
-Okay,hilda,just listen to me--
-no,no,no,this is so inappropriate.
542
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:48,940
What is wrong with you?
543
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,260
That's enough.
544
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,160
Okay,maybe I should leave.
545
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,880
No,no,no.
546
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,400
No,it would be better if you left.
547
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,510
That is not up to you.
548
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:56,440
Hey,yeah,it is.
549
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,240
We are the only ones making sense here.
550
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,490
Y qu?sabes t?de making sense!
551
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,530
Papi,please.You should calm down.
552
00:25:02,530 --> 00:25:05,050
I'm sorry,I can't do this.I can't do this.
553
00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:08,100
-Elena.
-No,please.
554
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,150
dad,please...
555
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,040
don't be angry with us.
556
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,590
Listen to me.
557
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,700
I know I haven't dated since your mom.
558
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,600
I know it can't be easy for you.
559
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,310
But there is no way ena would ever...
560
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:36,260
-replace your--
-stop.
561
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:39,320
Don't say her name in the same sentence as mom.
562
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,260
-Betty--
-no.
563
00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:43,390
You can't date elena.
564
00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:45,130
You know what?
565
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:47,810
This isn't about me.
566
00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:50,710
It's about you two.
567
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,500
compliments of the chef.
568
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,020
Thank you.
569
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,660
Let me guess.
570
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,990
A mr.Connor favorite?
571
00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:05,160
Actually,it's for me.
572
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,500
I'm into the weirder stuff.
573
00:26:07,690 --> 00:26:09,800
Connor stuck to the noodles.
574
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,720
Really?
575
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:17,450
Oh,connor can keep his noodles,'cause I am all about the adventure.
576
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,870
So,um...
577
00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:28,680
what is this?
578
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,740
It'S...
579
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:32,330
it's blood sausage.
580
00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:36,150
Sure can taste the,um...
581
00:26:36,150 --> 00:26:38,090
blood.
582
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,540
are you ready to order?
583
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,810
I'm still deciding.
584
00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:46,670
You go.
585
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:48,610
You kn what?How about,uh...
586
00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:50,870
uh,I-I'll get this.
587
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,130
One brled yak tongue.
588
00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:54,970
uh,you know what?
589
00:26:54,970 --> 00:26:57,380
Uh,actually,I'll just,uh...I'll get the number...
590
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,380
uh,46.
591
00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:01,190
Don't tell me what it is,though.
592
00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:04,100
Ah,yes,bean thread noodles.
593
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:07,150
Mr.Connor's special.
594
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:14,110
could you...please give us another minute or two?
595
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,130
are you okay?
596
00:27:19,130 --> 00:27:21,330
Yeah,no,fine.
597
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,670
It's just...
598
00:27:24,670 --> 00:27:26,410
it's connor,you know?I...
599
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,510
it just...
600
00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:30,260
it makes me feel...
601
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,110
makes you feel what?
602
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:38,580
Uh,t-- sort of weird.
603
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,910
What are we drinking?
604
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,770
Fermented yak butter tea...
605
00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:45,350
tibetan delicacy.
606
00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:47,130
Why?
607
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:49,470
Daniel,daniel.
608
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,390
I can't believe your class would be interested in a day in the life of claire meade.
609
00:28:04,390 --> 00:28:08,780
Well,why no you are a big part of meade publications.
610
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:13,890
So tell me,how are things at "hot flash"?
611
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:16,070
oh,I'm starting an advice column.
612
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,780
Advice.
613
00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,160
How...
614
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,700
-interesting.
-I hope so.
615
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:27,030
I'm thinking about calling it "claire cares" or "i claire about you.
616
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,270
" I'm sorry.
617
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,600
I have something I have to ask you.
618
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:38,890
Um,did you tell my father it was okay to sleep with his nurse?
619
00:28:38,890 --> 00:28:42,260
-Betty--
-I thought you were gonna talk some sense into him.
620
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:45,380
I'm just a little surprised that you encouraged him to...
621
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,060
get busy.
622
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,010
He found someone he liS.
623
00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:51,350
I told him to follow his heart.
624
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:53,420
But she is way too young for him.
625
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:56,210
And he just had heart surgery.
626
00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,950
He's not ready for something like this.
627
00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:00,610
He's not ready...
628
00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:03,430
or you're not ready?
629
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:07,820
Ms.Meade.Did you just take something?
630
00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,190
Maybe.So what?
631
00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:11,440
What?Wh--so what?That's stealing.
632
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,090
Keep your voice down,betty,and keep moving.
633
00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:15,830
Well-- let's be done for the day.
634
00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:18,990
I think I saw a gyro cart on the corner.My treat.
635
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,590
mrs.Meade,give it to me.
636
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:23,220
Um,where are you going with that?
637
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,150
Well,uh...
638
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,880
I was just going outside.I--
639
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,070
that's what you think.Let's go.
640
00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:31,660
Come on.
641
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:39,080
Ot of nerveor a lot of confidence,lady.
642
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,870
Look,did not do this.
643
00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:46,810
I'm not trying to implicate anyone else,I'm just saying,
644
00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:51,630
I have never,ever stolen anything...in my entire life.
645
00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,160
Betty.
646
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,540
Ms.Meade.I am so sorry.
647
00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,710
This young woman didn't steal anything.
648
00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,690
I did.She tried to stop me.
649
00:29:59,690 --> 00:30:03,050
You know what?I think I'll let the cops sort this out.
650
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,320
The cops?
651
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,010
I don't understand why you're doing this.
652
00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,930
what are you gonna do if the press finds out?
653
00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:15,270
Oh,please,betty.
654
00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,670
Nobody pays any attention to me.
655
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:20,300
That is not true.
656
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:23,450
Getting older is very strange,betty.
657
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:32,080
You marry,you have children,everybody depends on you,and then one day you wake up,and...
658
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,730
you're invisible.
659
00:30:34,730 --> 00:30:35,960
You are not invisible.
660
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,660
You have your family.
661
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:43,890
No,bradford's gone,alexis and D.J.Are in france,daniel has molly.
662
00:30:43,890 --> 00:30:46,400
I'm alone.
663
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:54,530
Today's my birthday,which you are aware of,since thisite video presentation
664
00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:59,650
is obviously part of the surprise party that daniel is having for me.
665
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:00,780
You knew?
666
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,410
Oh,betty.
667
00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:05,070
You are so good at so many things.
668
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,170
Subtlety isn't one of them.
669
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:13,360
Daniel just really wanted to do something special for you.
670
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,910
You know what I wish he'd do?
671
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:21,610
I wish he would give me just a little time alone with him.
672
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,060
Be careful with your father,betty.
673
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,460
You and your sister aren't going to live with him forever.
674
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:32,950
And if he can find someone to share his later years with,
675
00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:37,990
it won't hurt quite so much when you can't meet him for dinner.
676
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:43,200
We checked the security tape.
677
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,950
you're free to go.
678
00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,190
-oh,good.
-You're not.
679
00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:49,810
Mrs.Meade,you need to come with me.
680
00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:51,510
What?
681
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,750
It--it's okay,betty.
682
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,090
I'll be fine.
683
00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:12,020
How you feeling?
684
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:14,430
Oh,god.Those better not be leftovers.
685
00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:16,050
Yak tongue always tastes good the next day.
686
00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:17,870
It's like pizza.
687
00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:20,040
no.I brought you some supplies.
688
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,180
Club soda,medicine.
689
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:24,250
I'm so sorry about last night.
690
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,940
Worst date ever.
691
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,130
No.
692
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:29,040
I threw up on a buddha statue.
693
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,070
So you come back as a rat.
694
00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,860
I really wanted it to be special...
695
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:36,670
you know,something we could remember as "our night.
696
00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:39,260
" You and connor have so much history together.
697
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:44,310
Daniel,you and I will have our own history.
698
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:51,670
I've never had a relationship that's lasted than six months
699
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,150
I'm afraid of screwing this up.
700
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:56,500
Well,I won't let you.
701
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:02,180
And for the record,last night may not have been perfect,but it was memorable.
702
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,950
I'm sorry.
703
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,480
betty.
704
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,780
Yeah,what's going on?
705
00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:22,520
Hi,mom.
706
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,980
Oh,god.Daniel.
707
00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:28,460
I was expecting the police.
708
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,710
Yeah.Betty called.
709
00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:36,320
I had our lawyer smooth things over,so...
710
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,470
you're free to go.
711
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:45,480
I've been a bit of a mess.
712
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,480
I'm sorry.
713
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,220
No.I'm sorry.
714
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,270
I haven't been a very good son recently.
715
00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:04,310
I guess we should get going.
716
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,070
I don't want to be late for my party.
717
00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:09,850
you know about that?
718
00:34:09,850 --> 00:34:14,550
I was almost relieved to spend the night in jail rather than with those piranhas I call my friends.
719
00:34:14,890 --> 00:34:17,860
But what the hell.
720
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:20,540
I'll make the best of it.
721
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,860
I love prada.
722
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,310
I love connor.
723
00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:27,260
I love gucci.
724
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,800
I love oscar de la renta fall 2009.
725
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,610
keep it simple,mary.
726
00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:35,390
forget it.
727
00:34:35,390 --> 00:34:37,570
Just throw it out the window.
728
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:38,860
I love connor.
729
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:40,230
But...
730
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,240
that's bird-er.
731
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,020
Oh,the little monster has wings.
732
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:47,940
Let it fly south and torment some poor family in staten island.
733
00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:52,230
you'd throw your boyfriend's beloved pet out the window so he doesn't find out you love him?
734
00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:54,240
Yes.
735
00:34:57,770 --> 00:35:00,000
May I say something,friend tfriend?
736
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,980
No.
737
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,810
-Man to woman?
-Oh,god.No
738
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:06,090
-Employee to employer?
-What is it,marc?
739
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:13,570
Waiting for someone else to say "I love you" first doesn't mean you're more powerful.
740
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,730
It just means you're afraid.
741
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,860
Hi.
742
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,520
Sorry.
743
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,150
I-I hope you don't mind.
744
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,030
I-I just needed to talk to you.
745
00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:46,140
Something you forgot to accuse me of last night?
746
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:49,120
No.I just want to say I'm sorry.
747
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,470
Look,this...
748
00:35:51,470 --> 00:35:55,560
thing with you and my father,it just took us by surprise.
749
00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:59,720
Me,too.
750
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,820
ten years I've been a nurse.
751
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:10,210
Not once in my life have I ever felt this way about one of my patients.
752
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,240
Now hilda thinks I'm some kind of predator.
753
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,820
No,she doesn'T.
754
00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:16,950
Maybe a little.
755
00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:20,090
But we're just worried about our father...
756
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,520
and his heart.
757
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Romance is good for your heart.
758
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,200
What do you think,we were swinging from the chandeliers?
759
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,540
No!God.No.
760
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:30,590
Well,I wasn'T.
761
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,950
Betty,I wasn't looking for this to happen.
762
00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:37,080
Believe me.
763
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,520
But your father's a good man.
764
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,510
He's kind,smart...
765
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:46,150
a great cook.
766
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,220
And he's good for my heart,too.
767
00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:14,900
um,we're gonna be five tonight.
768
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,760
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
769
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,750
Hilda,it might not feel good,but...
770
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:36,410
we don't have the right to stop papi from being with elena.
771
00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:39,260
Yes,we do,because it's wrong.
772
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:44,310
Or maybe it's just hard for us to see him with another woman.
773
00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:48,860
hilda...
774
00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,130
mom is gone.
775
00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:55,090
That doesn't mean that papi has to spend the rest of his life alone.
776
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:57,010
I know.I don't--
777
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:59,650
I don't want that,either.It's just...
778
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,370
it's hard enough to keep mami's memory alive.
779
00:38:02,370 --> 00:38:04,380
And I feel...
780
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:06,010
like she's disappearing.
781
00:38:06,010 --> 00:38:07,450
It's just...
782
00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:09,630
I know.
783
00:38:14,510 --> 00:38:16,450
Look...
784
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:22,830
no matter what happens with elena,your mom will never disappear.
785
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:28,420
Papi,I'm sorry.
786
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:32,330
This was more about us than it was about you.
787
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:34,330
It's okay,mija.
788
00:38:34,330 --> 00:38:36,530
I know it's complicated.
789
00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:37,790
guess what.
790
00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:40,150
Elena knows kiefer sutherland.
791
00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:41,500
I don't know him.
792
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,800
I gave him a b12 shot once.
793
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
He cried like a girl.
794
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,290
this is going straight to the message boards.
795
00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:51,780
Anonymously,of course.
796
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:54,510
Well,I guess I'll get another plate.
797
00:38:54,510 --> 00:38:56,750
Can I help with anything?
798
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,680
No,I got it.
799
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:07,310
Don't worry.
800
00:39:07,310 --> 00:39:08,970
She'll come around.
801
00:39:08,970 --> 00:39:10,770
Come on.
802
00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:14,880
how was london?
803
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,570
I closed the deal.
804
00:39:16,570 --> 00:39:18,620
Of course you did.
805
00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:22,660
oh,I missed you.
806
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:24,420
Oh,I missed you,too.
807
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,540
How's olivia newton bird?
808
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,200
sleeping.
809
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,820
I hope she didn't drive you too crazy.
810
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:34,400
Connor,I love you.
811
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,560
Uh,I-I don't know what you feel,but...
812
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,530
I-I needed to tell you,be-- mm.
813
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:49,310
I love you,too.
814
00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:55,050
I love connor.
815
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:59,670
I love connor.
816
00:39:59,670 --> 00:40:03,700
Daniel,if we do this,we are going to be late for my surprise party.
817
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,830
I just have to pick something up in my office.
818
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:08,220
It won't take a minute.
819
00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:15,220
what's this?
820
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,730
Surprise.
821
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,350
I thought it'd be nicer if you and I just had a little dinner together...
822
00:40:23,350 --> 00:40:25,360
alone.
823
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,940
Happy birthday,mom.
824
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:38,090
thank you.
825
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,420
Shall we?
826
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:57,940
♪ from behind these walls I hear your song ♪
827
00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:02,000
and bob served it out with beaming looks,
828
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,920
"while the chestts on the fire "sputtered and crackled noisily.
829
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,380
"Then bob proposed-- "'a merry christmas to us all,my dears.
830
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,350
' "'God bless us,every one!
831
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:16,850
' Said tiny tim...
832
00:41:17,430 --> 00:41:19,900
the last of all.
833
00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:28,780
♪ I let you navigate and demand just as long as we know ♪
834
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:35,120
♪ this land is mine this land is mine ♪
835
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:41,670
♪ but I let you rule I let you navigate and demand ♪
836
00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:47,900
♪ just as long as you know this land is mine ♪
837
00:41:47,950 --> 00:41:52,500
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