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Well, that took longer than I thought.
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Sorry, bud.
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The Lafayette Gazette is running
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a piece on girls' basketball,
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and they wanted Coach Kenneth's take.
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You don't know any Phil
Jackson quotes, do you?
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Hopefully, no one else will either.
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"I've been waiting for 20 minutes."
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What? Oh, is someone not
happy with their service?
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Wait. Is this because I
haven't fixed the headrest yet?
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I ordered the part!
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You don't know I didn't.
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Hey, babe. Why are you still here?
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"Ask Phil Jackson."
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His Highness is feeling
that he's not my sole focus,
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but he has my full attention.
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I don't even notice, for example,
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that my power forward is in
the back without her seat belt.
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Thanks, Olivia.
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We're gonna get yogurt.
I'll text you later, JJ.
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All right. Take care.
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Oh. Hello, Melanie.
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Um, bye, JJ.
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"Bye."
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"I love you."
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Yeah? Kind of early for that, no?
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R...
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"Car."
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Y-O-U-R.
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Your c... Your car.
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Your car!
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He said he loves your car!!
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Hey, just a heads-up.
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I've got someone coming
here to study tomorrow.
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Ooh, is it a boy?
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- Yeah.
- Wait, really?
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Yeah. There's a hot new kid in my class.
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He got kicked out of his last school.
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He sounds like trouble.
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I know, right?
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Dylan's bringing home a boy.
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Already?
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I mean, I knew this day was coming,
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but I figured by that
time, I'd be threatening.
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You know, jacked, with a bigbeard
and a scary dad handshake.
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Andhe's a bad boy?
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What? Do I cut an apple with a knife?
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- Do we have a shotgun?
- We own a Shop-Vac.
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That thing's loud.
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Oh, hey, darling. Thanks so much
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for your help with my
bank-loan application.
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I sent it in with some creative
interpretation of collateral.
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I'm talking to you, "Banksy original."
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Oh, yeah? I'll leave you alone now.
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What's wrong, darling?
Did Saturn blow up?
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Today's the anniversary for the time
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you said you were gonna
take me to a water park
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for Special Boy Time,
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but then something came
up and we didn't go.
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Huh. I didn't know it
meant so much to you.
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It's too late to make up for it now.
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And, in a sense, there
were water slides that day.
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"Ray's Cheeks. Must
be this sad to ride."
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A word, Ray?
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Hey! Stop pulling on it!
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The doctor said you gave me long ear!
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He loves your car!
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He said he loves your car!
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Hey, Izzy.
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Slight miscommunication.
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JJ was saying, "I love your car."
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The "I love you" was mybad.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, that seemed... big.
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Huge.
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Okay.
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Uh, we're cool.
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Bye!
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"That was my first 'I love you.'"
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I understand.
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I'm sorry.
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"I don't throw it
around, like some people."
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Is this about my multiple marriages?
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You know I'm sensitive about that.
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"What are you notsensitive about?"
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Is this about me being
sensitiveabout everything?
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You know I'm sensitive about that.
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It was an honest mistake.
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"And you've been making
a lot of them lately.
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You and I need to have a conversation."
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Did you talk to my second ex-wife?
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You're starting to sound a lot like her.
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And you don't have
the ass to pull it off.
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What are you doing kicking up drama?
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Mom's a great lady.
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I'm sorry. I'm just up...
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...to no good.
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Ooh.
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I reallyhated that.
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I don't care about Special Boy Time.
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Here's how it works.
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I guilt Mom about something
that happened 10 years ago.
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She wants to make it up to me now,
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but she doesn't want to take a day
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to bring me to a water park,
so I get something else.
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That's actually pretty good.
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Hello, private SAT tutor.
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You had to go and Ray it up.
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I've been guilting Mom about
Special Boy Time for years,
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all to get other stuff.
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She has no clue.
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This kid has been guilting
me about Special Boy Time
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for years to get other stuff!
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I am sick of it!
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How does it even work on you?
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Ah, it used to be cute.
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You know, thisis a special boy.
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Thisis a needy man.
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What is that even doing in here?
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Did he put it over our wedding photo?
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I don't know, but I am done with it.
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Son, I am gonna crush you.
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I'm glad you came to me, JJ.
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A relationship with
an aide can be tricky.
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Sometimes, you need a forum
to air your grievances.
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Do Ineed to sit in the damned forum?
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How long have you guys been together?
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- Three years.
- Three years?!
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And how many aides have
you had before this?
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- "None."
- None?!
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Do you say everythingthat way?
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Everything?!
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Guys!
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It's not meant to be a long-term gig.
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Sometimes, you need to make a change.
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"It's not like that."
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And your loud insensitivity aside,
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JJ is leaving for college in six months,
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and I'll be moving on then.
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You are kind of
crowding the forum, dude.
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- Take a page out of Randy's book.
- Randy?
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Randy!
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Reveal yourself!
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Hi, I'm Randall.
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That's right.
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He hates being called "Randy."
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Randy, meet the guys.
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Dude, whatever. Have your little talk.
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But you don't know how
good you have it with me.
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Wait six months. You'll see.
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"Maybe we should see now."
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Oh, Randy. You just slid
right in there, didn't you?
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You shouldsee! Take Randy for the day.
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"Works for me.
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Take the day off."
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Today? You want to give
me this day off, right now?
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Okay.
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Today is my day off, dummy!
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Oh, darling.
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I feel so guilty,
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I couldn't sleep at all last night.
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Ugh. That's the last thing I wanted.
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Darn it!
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There's got to be some
way of making it up to you.
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We can find a way. We must.
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Let's go to a water park.
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Let's brainstorm and come
up with several ideas.
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No, darling. You've reallywanted to go.
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So pick a day, and let's go.
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A water park sounds great, Mother.
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Why don't we go today?
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Music to my ears.
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Which, unlike yours,
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don't instantly become
infected when submerged.
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Music to my... hair.
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Which, unlike yours, doesn't
get this big when wet.
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I'll be waiting in the car.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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I'm looking five-ward to it.
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I'm looking five-ward...
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three it.
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Hi. I'm Kai, here to see Dylan.
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Hey, Kai.
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I'm Dylan's dad.
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Come on in.
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Please.
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So, Kai, is it?
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What are your intentions
with my daughter?
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Dad!
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Let's go study.
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Okay.
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You guys go study.
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I will be right here...
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the whole time.
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Aha!
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Okay, okay, is this about the banana?
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Look, we were out of apples.
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What are you doing?
You're ruining everything!
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I am intimidating him.
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You bring a bad boy into my house,
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I'm gonna show him my vacuum.
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Look, this kid is trouble, and
I am going to check him out.
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Fine! Do it while also
showing him you're normal.
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I can do that.
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Yeah. Head back in the game.
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Those were not there a minute ago!
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What is going on?!
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No, I'm good. I'm good.
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"Just a note to say...
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I still love your friend's car."
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"Inside joke. Funny story."
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No need. It's your business.
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Um, I just need a stamp.
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I actually have a couple on me. Um...
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American flag or Gregory Hines?
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"No stamps.
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We'll chase down Izzy's friend's car
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and toss it in.
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It'll be fun.
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Let's"... P-R... "practice."
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This is from JJ.
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"More energy. Toss it."
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Got it.
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Um... this is from JJ.
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I'm not really into capers.
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"Fine.
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How about we go see a movie
about a caper instead?"
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Now I'm excited.
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Here we are, in the parking lot.
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Last chance not to
enter Great Wolf Lodge.
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Here we are, in the lobby.
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Last chance to not go
into the water park itself.
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Here we are, at the
entrance to the water park.
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The real and final...
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...incontrovertible point of no return!
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- Why are you making me do this?!
- What is wrong with you?!
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- Just give up!
- Fine! Let's go!
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Okie-dokie. Have fun!
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No! We don't want this!
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Tell me what you were
trying to squeeze out of me!
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A private SAT tutor!
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Nerd alerrrrrrrrrrrrt!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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That was awesome!
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- Again!
- Out of my way!
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- Out of my special boy's way!
- Yeah!
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So, Kai,
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you were gonna tell me about yourself.
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Uh, you're not gonna vacuum me?
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No, no, no.
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Nothing to worry about
there. I'm normal.
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Do you smell weed, Kai?
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- No.
- How do you know?
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Hey, is that a Martin?
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Uh, yeah.
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Why? Do you... Do you play?
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I'm kidding. You don't have to...
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We'll get to your
intentions in a moment.
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In the meantime, key change?
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Oops.
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Guess I don't like movies
about capers, either.
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Huh?
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What?
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"You followed me here?"
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You?
267
00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:24,830
I followed The Rock here.
268
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,277
Hey, what is this?
269
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,312
Oh.
270
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,749
It's for Izzy, huh?
271
00:11:30,751 --> 00:11:32,098
Ooh!
272
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,317
This is some good stuff here.
273
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,536
You know what you should do?
274
00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:36,824
You should track her down
275
00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,757
and then throw it in her friend's car.
276
00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:39,845
Hmm?
277
00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:46,070
"Say good night"... R-A... "Randy."
278
00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:48,288
Good night, Randy!
279
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,363
Shhhhh!
280
00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:50,812
Good night.
281
00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,781
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ah!
282
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,413
I am reborn!
283
00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:29,764
I am a special boy!
284
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:38,392
Oh, hey, Dylan.
285
00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,765
Your dad's awesome!
286
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,456
Kai wants to hang out
with you more than menow!
287
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,024
You're ruining everything again!
288
00:12:46,027 --> 00:12:47,694
How can I ruin everything twice?
289
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:48,827
Things either stayed ruined
290
00:12:48,829 --> 00:12:50,616
or I fixed them and
then ruined them again.
291
00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:52,750
I at least would like
some credit for the middle!
292
00:12:52,753 --> 00:12:54,710
- Denied!
- You asked me to fix it. I did.
293
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,834
He was actually starting
to open up to me.
294
00:12:56,837 --> 00:12:58,924
Kai Haskins was opening up to you?
295
00:12:58,927 --> 00:13:00,969
- Yes.
- New plan.
296
00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:02,623
Go back in there and pump Kai
297
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,799
for info I can use to make him like me.
298
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:06,192
Okay.
299
00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:08,468
I'll catch you at my next screw-up.
300
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,805
3... 2... 1.
301
00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:13,460
- Aaaaaaaah!
- Oh!
302
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:14,896
Oh, my God!
303
00:13:14,898 --> 00:13:16,702
Did we just see someone die?
304
00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:17,902
Where'd they go?
305
00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,066
Are they in Hell now?
306
00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:20,293
I've always dreamed
307
00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:22,295
of being old enough
to ride the Wolf Tail.
308
00:13:22,297 --> 00:13:25,298
Now I'm too old and finally ready.
309
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,214
Don't worry, my special boy.
I'll be right here with you.
310
00:13:38,182 --> 00:13:40,226
15... 14...
311
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,577
Stop! I'm not ready!
312
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,855
Oh! Hello?
313
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,569
- Mom?
- Yeah, just a second.
314
00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:48,265
I'll go somewhere a bit quieter.
315
00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:50,055
Mom? No, stop the ride!
316
00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:51,758
My emotional support person is gone!
317
00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:53,308
Come back! I can't do this witho...
318
00:13:53,311 --> 00:13:54,980
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
319
00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:56,895
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
320
00:13:56,897 --> 00:13:58,331
Some day apart, huh?
321
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:04,250
"I found that being
together took the edge off."
322
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:13,781
Couldn't make it one day.
323
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,227
We couldn't make it one day.
324
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:27,752
What are we gonna do next year, buddy?
325
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:41,064
I call that one "They
Love Me Till They Know Me."
326
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,940
They... are fools.
327
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,164
One second.
328
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,905
Wow.
329
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:53,351
I don't think I've
ever met a soul so deep,
330
00:14:53,354 --> 00:14:56,257
and I once pumped gas
next to Jewel. I...
331
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,457
Kai? Deep?
332
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,913
No.
333
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,347
No, is... is dumb. Is pretty.
334
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,525
Is dumb.
335
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,624
But... you... you like him.
336
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:05,897
I mean, his face,
337
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,487
not the nonsense that comes out of it.
338
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,403
Plus, all three queen
bees in my class like him.
339
00:15:10,405 --> 00:15:11,585
I get Kai,
340
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,804
the entire social fabric
of the grade collapses.
341
00:15:14,807 --> 00:15:15,772
Chaos!
342
00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,835
But Kai's heart is like
a brittle sand dollar.
343
00:15:18,838 --> 00:15:20,587
He says so in one of his songs.
344
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:21,936
I-I guess my question is,
345
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,895
what are your intentions with Kai?
346
00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:26,767
What are yourintentions with Kai?
347
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:28,987
First, you weirdly try to protect me.
348
00:15:28,989 --> 00:15:31,729
Now you're veryweirdly
trying to protect Kai.
349
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,804
Who are you?
350
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:33,905
Who are you?
351
00:15:33,907 --> 00:15:35,428
"Dad, don't be weird.
352
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,866
Dad, don't be his friend.
353
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,997
Dad, don't keep him from being
a pawn in my sick social game."
354
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,335
Uh...
355
00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:43,522
I'm gonna peace. Later, Dylan.
356
00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:46,485
Mr. D.
357
00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:51,335
See, now I have ruined everything.
358
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,969
Okay, well, thank you. Bye!
359
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:58,059
Sorry, love. It was the bank
about my loan application.
360
00:15:58,061 --> 00:15:59,060
How was it?
361
00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:00,322
What do you think, Mom?
362
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:01,686
It was the Wolf Tail.
363
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,804
It tossed me around and laughed at me
364
00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,067
as my life flashed before my eyes.
365
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:07,590
And you know what I saw?
366
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,157
The abyss within!
367
00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:10,519
So pretty good, sounds like.
368
00:16:10,522 --> 00:16:13,248
Oh, darling, come on.
Let's go get some lunch.
369
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,252
Have fun. I'm going thisway.
370
00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:28,796
Would you prefer to go thatway?
371
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,409
Yes!
372
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:36,296
We'll find this kid.
373
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,230
Lucky for you, your dad
has spent half of his life
374
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,233
looking for decent guitar players.
375
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,915
Tell me what to do. I
don't know how to help you.
376
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,223
I don't think I know
how to help me, either.
377
00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:49,632
I wanted you to be there,
and then I wanted you gone.
378
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,634
I wanted him to like you, then I didn't.
379
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,288
I-I want everything and nothing,
380
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,638
and I want to be able
to yell at you about it!
381
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,078
I can handle that.
382
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,949
What?
383
00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,995
But, Dad, I'm being so unreasonable.
384
00:17:03,997 --> 00:17:08,890
Look, we're obviously
entering a new phase here,
385
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:11,102
and it's gonna be
weird, but that's cool.
386
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,280
Weird is good.
387
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,008
Weird is us.
388
00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:17,382
Forget Kai.
389
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:21,011
Let's go get milkshakes?
390
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,448
See, that makes sense to me.
391
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,449
Awesome.
392
00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:25,146
This really cute guy,
Henry, works there,
393
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:26,543
and I want to hang out with him.
394
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,691
Don't ruin it.
395
00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:30,064
I mean, you will.
396
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,894
Ah, but we get to find out how.
397
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,215
Ray, darling, where are you?
398
00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:37,207
You're making Mummy very nervous!
399
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,899
Excuse me. Did you lose your child?
400
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,248
Yes! Thank you! My Ray.
401
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,496
He's about yea high, 16 years old.
402
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,027
He's very good-looking.
403
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,994
In fact, you're his type.
404
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:49,730
Come and stand here, and
I'm quite sure he'll appear.
405
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:52,521
Boom. Done. Less than a minute.
406
00:17:58,893 --> 00:18:00,763
Bet me you could do it faster.
407
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,488
Cough it up... 11
gabillion killion dollars.
408
00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:06,535
Ray, darling, I'm sorry I hurt you.
409
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,999
To be honest, I'm
quite surprised I could.
410
00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:10,931
You didn't exactly come here to bond.
411
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:14,382
I didn't think you'd be fun.
412
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,589
Well, it was a work
call. You understand.
413
00:18:16,591 --> 00:18:19,374
No, I get it. It's just...
414
00:18:19,376 --> 00:18:22,377
JJ always has gotten
a lot more attention,
415
00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:24,590
and it was nice to have a bigger piece.
416
00:18:24,593 --> 00:18:27,687
Now that he's gone to
do his own thing, and...
417
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,913
I just hope that work
doesn't become the new JJ.
418
00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:32,002
Oh, darling.
419
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:33,962
You know that is the
most honest and direct
420
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,343
you've been about what you want since...
421
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:38,567
- Ever?
- I mean, maybe even before that.
422
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,484
Yeah, well, the Wolf
Tail changes a person.
423
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,875
I love you so much.
424
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:47,726
But you know what? I
also really likeyou, Ray.
425
00:18:49,579 --> 00:18:51,623
Work or no, I'm gonna make time.
426
00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:53,974
You know, for your good andfor mine.
427
00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:57,499
And if you don't, I will ask for it.
428
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,694
You're right.
429
00:18:58,697 --> 00:19:00,605
I should stop hinting and playing games
430
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:02,499
- to get what I want.
- Yes, love.
431
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:04,147
But, just to be clear,
432
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:06,561
we're here because you
were alsoplaying games.
433
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:08,075
Yeah, but you're the only one
434
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,384
that has a chance of changing.
435
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,821
Hey, buddy. I, um...
436
00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:16,956
I-I figured out what we need to do.
437
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:21,022
"Me too.
438
00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:23,923
When I go to college, wherever that is,
439
00:19:23,926 --> 00:19:25,327
I want you to come."
440
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,139
Oh.
441
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:30,837
Well, I'd watch that movie.
442
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,361
You and me in the big city?
443
00:19:33,363 --> 00:19:35,788
We meet up with some gruff cab driver
444
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:38,574
who teaches us all about...
445
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,848
being gruff.
446
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,660
"Is your plan not my thing?"
447
00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:54,080
JJ, as much as I'd love to
stick with you forever...
448
00:19:55,646 --> 00:19:59,038
...I signed up to help
you through high school.
449
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,241
We did it.
450
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:03,785
It's time.
451
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:09,155
But I'm not gonna
leave you high and dry.
452
00:20:09,158 --> 00:20:11,443
Next year's gonna be
full of changes for you.
453
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,481
You shouldn't have to deal
with splitting with me, too.
454
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,142
I'm gonna ease you in.
455
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:18,343
We're gonna help you find
the... the best aide out there.
456
00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:24,151
Second-best.
457
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,910
"Kenneth?"
458
00:20:34,913 --> 00:20:36,383
What, bro?
459
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:40,863
"I love you."
460
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,743
Well, I love...
461
00:20:50,745 --> 00:20:52,875
your car.
462
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,880
Please welcome our
honorary King of the Wolves,
463
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,257
Ray DiMeo!
464
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:05,527
And his mom, the woman who
invented honorary wolf royalty
465
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,890
15 minutes ago and made us all do this,
466
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,765
Maya DiMeo!
467
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,272
Is it okay if other people dance, too?
468
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,984
Eh, in a second.
469
00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:18,921
How about now?
470
00:21:18,924 --> 00:21:20,337
You know, on second thought, no.
471
00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:29,205
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