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Good morning, DiMeos.
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Good morning, Pepper. Whoa.
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Welcome, Kenneth. Pepper's
sorting us by gender.
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- Okay. Why?
- Don't know.
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But it was important enough
to start at 5:00 this morning.
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Pepper's been showing us all he learned
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in his service dog training.
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He can undress JJ.
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He brings us food.
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He gets the lights.
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Oh, thanks, Pepper.
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He even helps you when you get anxious.
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But he's also been showing us
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why he got kicked out of the program.
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Please, not again. I want them on.
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Pepper has his own
plans... For our clothes...
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Pepper, please. I hate bananas.
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For what we eat,
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and for our sanity.
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I'll tell you anything
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you want to know,
Pepper! Just make it stop!
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Drool makes me anxious.
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So he's got some skills,
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but a frustrating inability
to play by the rules.
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This dog is a DiMeo.
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No, Pepper! Not the lights! Stop it!
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It's not so easy, is it?
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Come here, Pepper.
Come here, poochie-poo.
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Hey, Pepper. Who's a good
boy? Who's a good boy?
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Wait. I'm the one who wanted him.
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Why does he like everyone more than me?
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I don't know. It just
feels nice to get a win.
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1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
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Whoa. This is...
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White. Yeah.
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JJ's got that big New Year's Party.
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So he wanted to explore some
creative dancing strategies.
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How much are we paying
you for these sessions?
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For the last six weeks, nothing.
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Dance on!
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Oh, actually, I should get going.
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Lost track of time. Almost
gave you your whole hour.
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So, the Double J's got a
really exciting night out.
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Hey, what about you, Jimmy?
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Uh, what do you got planned?
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I might be exploring some creative
dancing strategies of my own.
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I'm spending the night
out on the town with Maya.
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Good for you, buddy. You
two never get time alone.
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♪ Jimmy's gonna get some lovin' ♪
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♪ Jimmy's gonna get some lovin' ♪
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That was disrespectful.
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♪ Maya's gonna get some lovin' ♪
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Stop your bawdy playfulness.
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Jimmy, I've been thinking
about tomorrow night,
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our night together.
It's going to be great.
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I totally agree with the need for it.
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I'd like you to go alone.
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No! We are going out together.
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Yeah, but what if they need
us? What if JJ needs us?
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What if there's a fire?
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Why would there be a fire?
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Because of the earthquake.
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Something's gonna happen,
Jimmy. It always does.
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Come on. It's New Year's Eve.
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When was the last time you and I
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spent New Year's Eve together, just us?
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Oh, I don't answer questions
that prove someone else's point.
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Well, you sure do deserve it.
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Ring in the new year, have some fun.
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Yeah! So, what are we doing tomorrow?
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We?
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Uh, we don't have plans tomorrow.
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Uh... we do.
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We made a plan this
summer, you canceled,
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but promised to to reschedule,
we made plans again,
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then you canceled those, I said,
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"You're not just gonna keep canceling
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and never actually do it, right?"
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And you said, "Me? Nah!"
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And I said, "So when are we going?"
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And you said, "Ya know, in a bit."
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And I said, "Okay,
but this year, right?"
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And you said, "Of course!"
And the year ends tomorrow.
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♪ Kenneth's gonna get some lovin' ♪
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- ♪ Kenneth's gonna get some lo... ♪
- Stop it!
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Okay. Well, uh, I guess you and I
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will be spending New
Year's Eve... together.
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Mm.
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Pepper! What is your deal?
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You're supposed to be my weird dog.
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Sit on me.
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In a minute. I need this.
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'Sup, Ray?
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Oh, hi, I was just leaving.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Justin, I
must have accidentally told you
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to come too early, and
now you have to stand there
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and see my girlfriend kiss me goodbye.
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Aah! What a scheduling nightmare.
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Sorry.
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Bye, Justin. Happy New Year.
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You too. What do you two
have planned for tomorrow?
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Oh, my friend's parents are out of town,
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so we're going on her boat.
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It's just gonna be a small
thing, really intimate.
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It's gonna be a special night.
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What a joy that woman is.
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Dude. She's gonna eat you alive!
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What?
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A "special night" on
a boat with no parents?
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There's gonna be some
motion on that ocean!
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You ready to rock her world?
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Psssh. Yeah.
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I-I'm about to get
boisterous on that girl.
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It's gonna be so crazy,
I'm gonna get pregnant.
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But for the sake of conversation...
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wouldn't it be funny
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if I were actually super
nervous about all that stuff?
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Like, not ready for any of it?
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I guess that's kind of humorous.
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And what would you tell a guy like that?
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Would you tell him to be
honest with his girlfriend?
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Oh, definitely not. She
would laugh in his face,
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dump him, and then
go hit up his friends.
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Oh, yeah, he'd deserve it. That jerk.
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But you don't have to
worry about that guy,
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because you're "All the way Ray"!
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Mothers, lock up your daughters.
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What's this doing here?
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Not sure. Unrelated, something's
wrong with JJ's wheelchair.
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The housing snapped off,
and there's no way to fix it.
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He can't go out in this.
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"Great. No party for
me. I'll stay home."
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See, Jimmy? Something always comes up.
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- We'll stay home, too.
- Noooo!
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Too dramatic. I'm sorry.
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I've gamed out every scenario
for tonight in my mind.
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If we leave him alone,
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there's a 100% chance he'll die.
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"Don't cancel your plans.
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You..." D-E... "deserve a night out."
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Fine, you guilted me!
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Taylor and I will just
stay here with you, JJ.
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So long, romantic boat party.
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You don't have to stay.
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I'm gonna be here bonding
with my best bud, Pepper.
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Ha! Psych!
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Got me that time, best bud.
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Wait. Dylan and the dog
are gonna be here, too?
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That means I won't be able to do
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any of the things I'm comfortable with.
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See? The kids will all be
together. They'll be fine.
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I won't be able to
relax. We can't go out.
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Okay.
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We can still have a fun night.
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Let's go get some party supplies.
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We'll be back in a minute, kids.
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Yeah, I need my keys.
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Uh, Pepper! Keys!
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Ohhhh! Weird boy. So weird.
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Dude, I heard you with
your friend before.
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If you're nervous
about this Taylor stuff,
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be straight with her.
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Staying here and surrounding
yourself with people
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is a really dumb plan.
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Look, I don't know what you
think you heard... but ya didn't.
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- Hmm.
- You're just not down with the lingo.
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See, when we teens
say something is "bad,"
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we actually mean it's good, ya dig?
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Okay, let me try again.
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Uh, your plan is very bad.
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See? Now you're getting it!
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Ha ha! Too slow.
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Well, goodbye, party shirt.
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Hello, party supply buying shirt.
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Darling, don't hate me.
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You know, it's just our life.
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We don't get to take the night off.
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I know about our life. I love our life.
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We've been thrown some curve balls,
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stuff that blows a lot
of weaker people up.
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Stuff that blows a lot
of strong people up.
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And we're good.
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That's worth celebrating.
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You know what?
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Ahh.
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You're not gonna react to
that? I changed my mind.
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Oh! Well, that's how you always drive.
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I didn't realize. Great, great.
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You know the bar is back that way?
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I'm sorry you're stuck here all night.
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"It's..." N... "New Year's.
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I wanted some..." E-X... "excitement."
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Huh!
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Well, I'm around if you need me.
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Just gonna be spending quality
time with a dog who loves me.
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C'mere, c'mere.
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Don't run after him.
Show some self-respect.
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This is an unrelated run!
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Come back, Pepper! Come back!
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Hi. Happy New Year.
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Hello, ma'am.
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Hi, JJ.
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Sorry for the change of plans.
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I was really excited for
a romantic evening, but...
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I don't know... It
just didn't feel right
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to go out when JJ couldn't.
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Oh, I understand. That's so sweet.
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And don't worry. We can
have plenty of fun later.
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That seems insensitive to JJ.
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Please help yourself to a refreshment.
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- Hey, everyone.
- Kenneth?
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Yeah. What? Don't you remember
your parents begging me
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to cancel my big plans with
Joyce to come watch you guys?
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Not gonna sugarcoat
it, I am very unhappy
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to see you people off the clock.
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This sucks. I'll be in the kitchen.
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I thought you said
surrounding myself with people
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was a very dumb plan.
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That's weird, because your
plan seems awfully similar.
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Ray, now is not the time to nitpick.
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Now is the time to foster
a sexless environment.
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Think you can do that?
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Astronomy club in the house!
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Who wants to play "San Diego-opoly"?
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I'm in.
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You invited those guys?
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, I came to the right place.
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Well, I told the kids we
would be out for the night,
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and they were fine.
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Ray seemed a bit disappointed, though.
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He said something about
needing us to be a buffer.
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I didn't understand.
That was very sweet.
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- I like this place.
- It's fun, right?
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Yeah. It sort of reminds me
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of that bar we used
to go to in New York.
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Do you remember they'd
serve those giant balls
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of toxic, fruity rum drinks?
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I think we spent our first
New Year's together there.
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Did we?
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Oh, Jimmy, you're so romantic.
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- ♪ Jimmy's gonna get some lovin' ♪
- That's true. I am.
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♪ Jimmy's gonna get some lovin' ♪
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Oh, no! Darling!
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Who's driving home?
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A cab. Or my mom.
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You know, she always said that
if I ever had too much to drink,
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she'd come and get
me, no questions asked.
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To us.
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All right. We don't do this,
so when we do this, we do this.
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Oh, you are scary when you're fun.
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Hmm. To us.
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Aah! That was too strong.
254
00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,436
Yeah.
255
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,532
This is fun, right?
256
00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:18,672
Just a wholesome New Year's
Eve like the olden days.
257
00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:20,024
JJ, you good over there?
258
00:10:22,262 --> 00:10:23,996
- Is Taylor here?
- Uh...
259
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,263
Oh, hi.
260
00:10:25,265 --> 00:10:27,498
Taylor, we're gonna go to
Shelby's house, and we were...
261
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,834
There's boys here!
262
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,371
Whoa. This game's only for four players.
263
00:10:32,373 --> 00:10:34,640
You have bad skin, but you're cute.
264
00:10:34,642 --> 00:10:36,985
Dude! What the hell is going on?
265
00:10:36,988 --> 00:10:39,688
Taylor and her friends go
to an all-girls' school.
266
00:10:39,691 --> 00:10:43,039
Any boy to them is like a
water fountain in the desert.
267
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,610
Oh! Oh. That explains a lot
about you and Taylor, too.
268
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,201
No, because we...
269
00:10:48,204 --> 00:10:50,037
- Hmm?
- See, we met...
270
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,469
One problem at a time, Kenneth!
271
00:10:53,472 --> 00:10:56,273
Oh, look at these young lovebirds.
272
00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,735
How 'bout we two crusty
veterans show 'em how it's done?
273
00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:03,769
Actually, uh, Kenneth
was just about to show me
274
00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:05,664
the pustule on his foot.
275
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:06,875
Uh, yeah.
276
00:11:06,878 --> 00:11:09,703
I want to see if it looks like
the pustule on Ray's thigh.
277
00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,670
Oh, hey, Taylor.
278
00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:12,618
You got any questions
for the pustule brothers?
279
00:11:12,621 --> 00:11:14,945
Does the question have
to be about pustules?
280
00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:17,215
- It's preferred.
- Yeah, pre... ferred.
281
00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,352
Hey, can I sit here?
282
00:11:20,354 --> 00:11:21,789
Okay, great.
283
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,392
My boyfriend is such a jerk.
284
00:11:23,395 --> 00:11:26,295
He went to Burrito Burrito
without me and posted a picture.
285
00:11:26,298 --> 00:11:27,563
He knows it's my favorite restaurant.
286
00:11:27,565 --> 00:11:28,964
I mean, he doesn't even like it.
287
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,128
He says the fiesta sauce is too tangy.
288
00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:32,516
I'm sorry for venting.
289
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:35,066
I mean, you can leave if
you don't want to hear this.
290
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,869
Have you ever loved someone
who brings you nothing but pain?
291
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,571
Why was he at Burrito Burrito?!
292
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:50,548
How many bowls is that?
Hang on. One. And. Two.
293
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,684
Math. Very cool!
294
00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:55,211
Ah! My drunkenness level
has reached "karaoke."
295
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,023
But that bloke's been hogging
the mic for half an hour!
296
00:11:58,025 --> 00:12:00,826
That is a karaoke no-no.
297
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:03,895
Ha! Wait. You're a band. Carry on.
298
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,098
Pssh! You said you
wanted tonight to be epic.
299
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,571
I don't recall saying that.
300
00:12:07,574 --> 00:12:10,275
Ah! Yes, you do. It's my turn, buddy.
301
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,772
If these girls can flirt
with Ray's band of zeroes,
302
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,608
you can at least sit next to me.
303
00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:22,347
Seriously? Is something wrong with me?
304
00:12:22,349 --> 00:12:24,716
Anyway, those are the six reasons
305
00:12:24,718 --> 00:12:26,813
why I'll probably return my turtle.
306
00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:28,555
How did we even start
talking about this?
307
00:12:28,558 --> 00:12:30,310
Oh! Right. I got the turtle
308
00:12:30,313 --> 00:12:32,493
because stupid Xander's
allergic to everything else.
309
00:12:32,496 --> 00:12:34,493
Except apparently Burrito Burrito.
310
00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:37,362
I can't believe you remembered all that.
311
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:40,031
You are such a good listener.
312
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:43,668
I can't remember the last
time I dated a good listener.
313
00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:47,523
Are good listeners also good kissers?
314
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:55,147
Spin the dog! Spin the dog!
315
00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:59,417
Oh! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
316
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:01,899
Here's a thought...
Does anyone want to watch
317
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,670
Ken Burns' 10-part
Vietnam War documentary?
318
00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:07,250
The New York Times calls
it his saddest film.
319
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,753
Ray, there is a time and
place for documentaries,
320
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,756
and this is not it.
321
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:13,360
- Kenneth!
- Ray!
322
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:16,013
Oh! There you are. Let's do this, Ray.
323
00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:17,700
There's no point in having the same rash
324
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:19,571
if we're not gonna put
cream on each other.
325
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:24,411
Do you get the feeling
they're trying to ditch us?
326
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,147
This is gonna happen in your life.
327
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:29,580
Men are threatened by a woman
with strong sexual energy.
328
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,083
- So what do you do?
- You threaten them even more.
329
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:35,387
Who turned off the lights?
330
00:13:36,824 --> 00:13:39,124
The power's out.
331
00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:41,526
Wait. This is a good thing.
332
00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,862
Darkness will kill the party.
333
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,078
I can't see.
334
00:13:45,081 --> 00:13:48,086
Looks like I'm gonna have
to feel my way around.
335
00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:50,523
Ugh! Teens.
336
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:53,527
Are you like a really old
person trapped in this body?
337
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,674
♪ You're a heartbreaker ♪
338
00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:57,977
♪ Dream maker, love taker ♪
339
00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,305
♪ Don't you mess
around, no, no, no! ♪
340
00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:02,241
Get off the stage! We want the singer!
341
00:14:02,244 --> 00:14:04,311
- That's fair.
- Go on, order us another one.
342
00:14:04,314 --> 00:14:05,547
Sure.
343
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:09,785
May we please have minus
three scorpion bowls please?
344
00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:13,680
Uh-oh. Wait. It's Ray.
345
00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:15,110
Do we know a Ray?
346
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:16,251
Hold my shoe.
347
00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:17,820
Oh!
348
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,497
Speaking.
349
00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:21,666
All smooth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
350
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:22,901
Hold on, hold on. Oh, no.
351
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,402
Uh, the power's out at the house.
352
00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,727
They need us.
353
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:29,024
Not us, but, like, the version
of us that can feel our legs.
354
00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:31,950
Darling, it's Mommy. Yeah,
don't worry. Everything's fine.
355
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,445
Okay, the flashlights
are above the fridge.
356
00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:34,679
Dig them out, sit tight,
357
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:36,381
and just tell everybody
we're on our way home.
358
00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:37,415
Okay?
359
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,150
You're not drunk!
360
00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:42,754
You tricked me.
361
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:46,227
There wasn't any alcohol in these.
362
00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:53,726
I drank it all, and that
is how you tricked me.
363
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:01,751
What is this?
364
00:15:01,753 --> 00:15:04,553
Strip "San Diego-opoly," baby!
365
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,055
I dare you to play with us.
366
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,723
We're also playing truth or dare.
367
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:10,025
Actually, I think Kenneth wants to...
368
00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:12,094
Strip with teens? Oh, no, he doesn't.
369
00:15:12,096 --> 00:15:15,297
And shenanigans aside, I'd like
to be very clear about that.
370
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:16,966
Maddie?!
371
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,602
No way! Xander!
372
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:20,903
Who is this guy?
373
00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:22,905
He never said his name.
374
00:15:22,907 --> 00:15:25,875
But he means more to me now
than you have or ever will.
375
00:15:25,877 --> 00:15:27,943
- Tell him, guy.
- Go ahead.
376
00:15:27,945 --> 00:15:29,145
Tell me, guy.
377
00:15:30,148 --> 00:15:31,981
Harumph.
378
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:34,419
Is that a sound I make when I'm upset?
379
00:15:34,422 --> 00:15:36,419
I don't remember a
time before I was drunk.
380
00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:37,853
Why are you upset?
381
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,556
It's a good thing I stayed
sober in case something came up
382
00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:41,690
because something did.
383
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,292
You betrayed me!
384
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:46,295
Were you even really laughing
at my Forrest Gump impression?
385
00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:47,830
Yeah, I've never seen "Forrest Gump."
386
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:48,831
What?!
387
00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:52,835
Hi, Ray. We're on our way home.
388
00:15:52,837 --> 00:15:54,670
Come quick. Dylan is missing,
389
00:15:54,672 --> 00:15:56,839
some big guy is about to beat up JJ,
390
00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:59,442
and the darkness is making
things extremely randy.
391
00:15:59,444 --> 00:16:00,643
Dylan's missing?!
392
00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:02,144
Yes, but I feel like the headline
393
00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:03,950
is the randy atmosphere.
394
00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:07,516
If you treasure my
innocence, drive fast.
395
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,811
Ray, we have someone in the car with us.
396
00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:13,781
Forrest Gump. Would
you like to talk to him?
397
00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:14,915
God, no.
398
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,150
Aw, come on, he's good!
399
00:16:22,058 --> 00:16:25,893
You found me. You do care.
400
00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:29,597
Wait, how did you even get up here?
401
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:31,565
Hmm, doesn't matter.
402
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,657
Hold on a second.
403
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,937
So you didn't care until
I needed you, is that it?
404
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:39,707
Just playing it too cool.
405
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:44,445
Well, I try to come off
all tough, but I hurt, too.
406
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,154
That's better.
407
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:52,092
What's up, guy? Awful quiet.
408
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,522
You were talking a lot when you
tried to get with my girlfriend.
409
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,899
Go ahead and fight him.
He'll beat your ass.
410
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,659
He knows you don't
deserve me. Right, guy?
411
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,295
If you don't beg for forgiveness,
412
00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:02,329
I'm gonna destroy you.
413
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:04,765
One... two...
414
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,400
What, do you think I'm bluffing?!
415
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:13,407
You're right. I am,
and I don't deserve you.
416
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,509
But I want to.
417
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:20,080
But like guy said, it's never
too late to start trying.
418
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,616
Thanks, guy.
419
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:25,686
Yeah, man. You're the best.
420
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,857
I thought she'd never
leave. Mind if I sit here?
421
00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:33,759
Hmm. Strong, silent type.
422
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,965
20 minutes to midnight. If
we keep playing interference,
423
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,201
we might make it to
the new year unkissed.
424
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:42,036
We have weird goals sometimes.
425
00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:43,070
Yeah.
426
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,171
Oh.
427
00:17:44,173 --> 00:17:46,040
Ray, we need to talk.
428
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,608
I'll leave the three of you to it.
429
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,709
- Mm.
- Mm-mm!
430
00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:50,110
What's going on with you?
431
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,650
Either you're trying to
set me up with Kenneth
432
00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,347
or you're avoiding being alone with me.
433
00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:55,182
Kenneth does have his charms...
434
00:17:55,184 --> 00:17:58,085
Ray, we said that we would
always be honest with each other
435
00:17:58,087 --> 00:17:59,853
about two things... Our feelings
436
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,922
and our chances of getting
into top-tier colleges.
437
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:05,259
And tonight, I'm sorry, but
I'm giving you a Skidmore.
438
00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:07,595
I'm sorry!
439
00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:09,697
I know guys are always
supposed to be ready
440
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:12,506
and pushing it and "Ooh, hubba-hubba."
441
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,829
But I'm not like that.
442
00:18:13,832 --> 00:18:17,137
And I can get uncomfortable
with all the... mwah, mwah, mwah.
443
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,206
Yeah, I think we're all
uncomfortable with that.
444
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,275
That's why you're being so weird?
445
00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,978
Ray, it's fine.
446
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,380
No! That is not what you told me.
447
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:30,184
Ray, this is a woman.
A woman with desires.
448
00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:33,287
She needs to be kissed and kissed good
449
00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:34,855
by someone who knows how,
450
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:38,048
instead of chasing him all
over some kid party, Kenneth.
451
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,728
And if you're worried
about how to do it, here.
452
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:42,563
Watch this.
453
00:18:42,565 --> 00:18:44,231
Mm!
454
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:47,268
Mm!
455
00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,905
Should be something there you can use.
456
00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:56,810
W-W-W-Where are you going, girl?
457
00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:59,079
I-I think you just changed our dynamic.
458
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,981
Honey?
459
00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:02,616
So it's fine.
460
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,118
We can slow things...
461
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,424
How was it?
462
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:11,907
Be honest.
463
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:14,628
I have notes.
464
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,664
Yes! I love notes!
465
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,632
Hold up! Stop what you're doing.
466
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:21,902
Who's bothering JJ? No? Oh, good.
467
00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:23,437
Must have been quite a boring evening.
468
00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:25,039
Do you want me to get you off the sofa?
469
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,541
This guy's advice is
gonna change your life.
470
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,810
- He is so deep.
- Really?
471
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,312
- Hi.
- Hey.
472
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:34,915
Well, then, let's find Dylan.
473
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,651
I'm here, Mom. Pepper rescued me.
474
00:19:37,653 --> 00:19:39,953
From the pride I wore like armor.
475
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:44,091
That's gonna keep him busy for a while.
476
00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:46,026
- What about Ray?
- Oh, I'm fine.
477
00:19:46,028 --> 00:19:47,961
I've just got to use
my tongue a little less.
478
00:19:47,963 --> 00:19:49,263
Now we just need to find JJ.
479
00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,998
And if he's good, then they're all good.
480
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,361
Jimmy, we did him first.
481
00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:53,967
Well, I forgot!
482
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,469
Mom, we're all fine.
483
00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:57,404
You are.
484
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,773
Yeah, you figured it all out yourselves.
485
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,845
Do you know what? We
do deserve to relax.
486
00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:05,713
Maybe let go a little bit.
487
00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:07,637
I mean, not you.
488
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,583
You've let go quite enough.
489
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,509
But I can. And starting
now, I'm gonna try.
490
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,372
Not until we find Ray.
491
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,020
Ray!
492
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,886
Is everyone ready? Here it comes.
493
00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,681
- Ten! Nine! Eight!
- Eleven! Twelve!
494
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:24,783
- Other way!
- Seven! Six!
495
00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:26,236
I don't know what we're doing.
496
00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:28,273
Five! Four! Three!
497
00:20:28,276 --> 00:20:30,777
Too cool to count down? That's so hot.
498
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,144
- Two! One!
- Happy New Year!
499
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,247
Better?
500
00:20:36,249 --> 00:20:38,917
I think so. Try again.
501
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:42,832
That's not what I want.
502
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,784
Did you text your Mom
to come and pick us up?
503
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,587
'Cause she's on her way to the airport.
504
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:50,822
Oh!
505
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,797
Joyce, where are you?
506
00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:54,699
People and dogs are kissing.
507
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:57,117
You messed me up good, girl.
508
00:20:57,164 --> 00:21:00,050
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