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Where's Ray? This is important.
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Yo. Sorry. I was getting a few items...
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Taylored.
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That was horrible, Ray. I hated that.
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Right. Big news.
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Cerebral Palsy Foundation
are giving away two tickets
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to the premiere of the
new "Star Wars" movie.
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Their phones open at 10:00 a.m.
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First caller gets the
tickets. JJ is gonna get them.
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Maya, the flier says that
the giveaway was Tuesday,
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so... yesterday.
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Oh, no. It already happened.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, JJ.
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It looks like somebody
already got those tickets.
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Me!
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Mom, you got them?
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That's amazing!
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And the way you announced it...
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You have a real flair for the dramatic.
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Do I?
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We're going to "Star Wars"!
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"Not so fast.
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Who should I take?"
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Oh, don't tease me like that.
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We've seen every "Star
Wars" movie together,
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and you know I'm the biggest fan here.
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"Let's put that to the test."
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Ooh, a family quiz
that also tortures Ray.
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I'm in.
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"Dad, this"... S-P... "space station
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blew up at the end of the first movie."
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The Death Star.
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- Everyone knows that.
- I didn't.
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I've never seen "Star Wars."
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What? What kind of person
has never seen "Star Wars"?
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Ooh, make a thing out
of this. I want to watch.
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"Dylan, Chew-bake-a is a 'blank.'"
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Awesome dude. Correct.
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No! The correct answer is "wookiee."
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You don't think
Chewbacca's an awesome dude?
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And you want to bring
this guy to the premiere?
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"Mom, fill in the blank.
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May the 'blank' be with you."
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- "Star Wars."
- "Close enough."
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We're done. We all
know I'm going with you.
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I refuse to let you torture me.
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I'm not gonna dance for you.
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"Or... dance for me."
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Look away, Taylor.
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We need to talk about how
this family wields power.
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Hello?! Is anyone here?!
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JJ forgot his notebook,
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and I'm just here to pick it up for him!
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Aaahhhhh!
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I fell and broke my leg!
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Oh, please help me!
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I'm gonna need backup.
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The old groundskeeper kept his keys.
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Looks like he's about to enjoy
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all of the school's amenities.
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Oh, he's getting the same
workout he did in his old gym,
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but for free.
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Ah!
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Come quick!
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He's turned on all the showers,
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and it's a steam room now!
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He's eating froyo, and it's a lot
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because there's no
one here to judge him.
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I'm starting to think
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this guy's never gonna get caught!
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- Morning, JJ.
- Morning, darling.
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"I was"... T-H... "thinking
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it would be fun to take a car to the"...
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P-R... "premiere."
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- I don't know, sweetheart.
- 'm more comfortable driving you.
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"I'd pay."
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- Oh, go nuts.
- Have a nice ride.
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"Sound good?"
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So, you are taking me?
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And you're answering in R2-D2?
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"We'll have to leave at 4:00."
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Oh, 4:00 no worky. I have plans.
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"Let me guess... With Taylor?"
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And her brother Logan, who you hate.
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- Dylan!
- Provocateur's gonna provocatoo.
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Are you sure you're okay with not going?
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Are you kidding me?
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It'll be great to have
them out of the house.
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One requires so much attention
and has all these needs.
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And then there's JJ.
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She has a point.
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It's never just the three of us,
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and those guys dictate
a lot of what we do.
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It'll be fun! We'll do
exactly what we want,
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just Mum, Dad, and Dylan.
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You guys can call it Mom-Da-Dyl night!
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- It's our night. Thank you.
- Thank you so much. We don't need a name.
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Bye.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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I have some very disturbing news.
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Last night, our dear school was violated
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by an act of vandalism.
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The perpetrators gained entry,
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accessed the frozen-yogurt machine,
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and left it running,
which ruined the floor.
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Sadly, he or she was wily enough
to avoid our security cameras.
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Security cameras?
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Be very careful. If you
encounter this vandal,
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please, don't be a hero.
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Let them do... whatever
they want to you.
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- Dr. Miller, don't freak out.
- What?
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There was no vandal. I did it.
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W-Wha-What do you mean?
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I still have my keys from
when I was a groundskeeper,
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and I come here at night sometimes.
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It's a good hang.
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My gym fees went up,
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and so I started to work
out here after hours.
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Could I please keep the keys?
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Nobody has ever said my
school's a "good hang" before.
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I put so much work into it,
and finally someone cares.
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Kenneth, you come
back any time you want.
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Just... you be more
careful, you old froyo hound.
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What are you staring at?
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India Herzfeld?
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I heard she has a modeling contract,
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and there's a billboard of her in Tokyo,
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and everyone who drives by it
gets in a car crash and dies.
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She saw us staring. Look away.
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Even her shadow's hot.
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Nice shirt. How did you get it?
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"It came with my tickets to the"...
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P-R... "premiere."
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You're going to the premiere?
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I would give anything
to go to that premiere.
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Mom!
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JJ, that is a jerk move.
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You promised the ticket to Ray.
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Ha. See?
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But I did give you the
tickets, so the choice is yours.
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But you really got to ask yourself,
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when you look back, will
you feel good about...
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Will you let me finish the sentence?
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So, you're gonna go
alone with this stranger?
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What if she needs to help you?
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I haven't seen her Japanese billboard,
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but I'm pretty sure she's not
giving a guy a bathroom transfer.
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Oh, Japan is weird.
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"So, I won't drink. Worth it."
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So that's it? I just get cast aside
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for the first gorgeous
international model
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that comes around?
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I'm very dateable.
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Ask Taylor.
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Or Mom!
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Aw.
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All right, let's have a
look at this India Herzfeld.
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Ooh, yeah, no, I get it. Yep, yep, yep.
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My own brother, tossing me
aside like a piece of garbage.
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- And it's "Star Wars."
- So sad.
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How would you know?
You've never even seen it.
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I'm sorry. I'm lashing
out. But watch it soon.
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- Why don't you try to go?
- How?
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JJ got the hookup through
a cerebral palsy group.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Find someone else with
cerebral palsy to take me?
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Ohh, that would drive JJ crazy.
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Hey, Logan. Do you like "Star Wars"?
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- I like screwing over JJ.
- That works.
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This is fun, just us three.
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I've always wanted to
express my artistic side,
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but there's never time.
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Also, Ray would never
let you paint the curb red
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so people can't park
in front of the house.
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He shouldn't have gone out.
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You know, I'm starting to
take some pride in this place.
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I just wish every house on the block
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didn't have a nicer
mailbox than ours, you know?
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Why can't you say "The Fredricksons"
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in a nice red script?
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Well, if you'd take your
turn, we could do that next.
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Nah, your guys' stuff is more fun.
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Besides, this thing's fine.
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I defy you to find a
mailbox with better timing.
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Here it goes. Wish me luck.
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Let me handle this. I've
got a way with people.
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Work your magic.
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Yeah, give us tickets.
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I can't do that.
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Well, no luck. Let's get tacos.
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Oh, JJ. You're looking well.
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- "What are you doing here?"
- I'm here with Logan.
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We're already having a lovely time.
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We were just on our way to get tacos.
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After!
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Thank you for bringing me here.
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Oh, right.
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Maybe there's a ramp?
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JJ, over here.
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He drives down the lane.
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He shoots... and he scores!
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Oh, and the crowd goes wild!
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Oh!
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What are you doing here?!
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I'm here to watch.
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Well, you said Lafayette
was a "good hang."
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I want to see what that means,
so just act like I'm not here.
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But you are.
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Well, it's only fair, Kenneth.
I did let you keep the keys.
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Have fun. Bounce your ball.
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Uh...
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Yeah, I don't think this works
with you standing right there.
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I understand.
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I-I'll just go watch on the
security cameras in my office.
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Uh...
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Uh, that's a
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fun run, Dylan.
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That's how fast you normally run, is it?
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Oh, Mom, Dad.
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You work so hard to be funny.
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She's funny!
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- I wasn't trying to be funny.
- "Work so hard"?
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Okay, then. Dad's turn
next. What should we do?
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Huh. What do I... want to do?
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I got nothing. You guys choose.
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Dylan and I have gone
three times. You pick.
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Uh... seriously, I'm down for whatever.
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No, don't say "whatever."
Oh, Jimmy, okay.
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Try this. Close your eyes.
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Now, you can do anything
you want in the whole world.
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Just pick something.
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And you're having fun.
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What are you doing?
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- Whatever.
- Oh, bloody hell, Jimmy.
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Hey, listen.
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You guys figure out what we're gonna do.
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Think of me as the family genie.
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With a budget of like six bucks.
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I'll find out what he wants.
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Give me 10 minutes alone
with him and full immunity.
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No. I gave you full immunity
once before. Never again.
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And I know things he wants,
but I think we've broken him.
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I mean, he gives and he gives,
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but he won't take anything for himself.
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We just have to find a
way of giving it to him
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without him knowing.
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- You can do that?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's how I got a second car.
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And a third kid!
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All right, follow my lead.
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Hi. We're here to
pick up our VIP passes.
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I'm actually in the movie.
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Who do you play?
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Oh, they had us sign something,
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so I can't tell you.
257
00:10:07,142 --> 00:10:08,975
Nice try, though. Pretty tricky.
258
00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:10,010
Next!
259
00:10:10,013 --> 00:10:12,183
Excuse me. Kevin Smith, please.
260
00:10:12,185 --> 00:10:13,451
Mr. Smith.
261
00:10:13,453 --> 00:10:15,786
Can you please help us
get in? We are huge fans.
262
00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,588
Oh! Of him? Who is he?
263
00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:21,175
Oh, my Lord. You are so much
better at this than he is.
264
00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:23,060
I would like to get these
boys into the premiere.
265
00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:23,928
Is that possible?
266
00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,663
Of course, Mr. Smith.
267
00:10:25,665 --> 00:10:27,098
Thank you.
268
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,799
That's called using the Force.
269
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,335
What are you laughing for?
270
00:10:31,337 --> 00:10:33,404
Because you said the Force is real.
271
00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:34,939
The Force is real.
272
00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:37,074
That's why people give me
nice things all the time.
273
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:38,676
Why else would they do that?
274
00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:40,544
Because you're a famous director?
275
00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:44,815
Can I get two goodie bags
for these young Jedis?
276
00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:47,451
Thank you.
277
00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:49,820
Because I'm a famous director.
278
00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:51,622
♪ Star Wars ♪
279
00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:53,457
Hey, I know you!
280
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,760
So, Dad, we thought about it,
281
00:10:55,762 --> 00:10:57,118
and there are a couple more things
282
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,030
- we would love to do.
- Yeah? Like what?
283
00:10:59,032 --> 00:11:01,336
Like listen to these
vinyl punk rock records.
284
00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:02,566
Since when did you like punk?
285
00:11:02,568 --> 00:11:04,835
Oh, well, I mean, I grew up in London,
286
00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:07,268
and so we sort of invented it.
287
00:11:07,271 --> 00:11:08,303
Yeah, well, you know,
288
00:11:08,306 --> 00:11:09,773
Joey Ramone and the city of Detroit
289
00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:11,275
might beg to differ, but...
290
00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:12,843
Well, you know, perhaps
you could teach us
291
00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:16,180
all about the punk
whilst we listen to it.
292
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:17,715
Could you?
293
00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,817
- Yeah.
- Oh, goody.
294
00:11:19,819 --> 00:11:22,386
Oh. I had no idea you
guys were into this.
295
00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:24,588
I said Detroit mainly
because of the MC5.
296
00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:25,909
I'll turn it up, shall I?
297
00:11:25,912 --> 00:11:28,092
Eight years on the Sex
Pistols, with all due respect.
298
00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:33,497
Do you want some? There are two straws.
299
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:42,206
JJ, look.
300
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,874
Hi, Captain Phasma.
301
00:11:46,451 --> 00:11:49,546
Oh, you're just wearing
the suit for the premiere,
302
00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:50,848
and you're not supposed to talk?
303
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:56,387
"Hey, I can't talk, either."
304
00:11:58,825 --> 00:12:00,378
Oh, hey, JJ.
305
00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:02,304
Want to play a little
more "Star Wars" trivia?
306
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:07,598
Which DiMeo brother gets
to sit in the VIP section?
307
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,034
Hint, hint.
308
00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:11,535
May the Force be with you...
309
00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:13,792
if it reaches back here.
310
00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:15,906
Come on, Logan.
311
00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:24,065
"Would you like to go on a mission?"
312
00:12:38,498 --> 00:12:40,998
How are you liking your frozen yogurt?
313
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,237
It's fine!
314
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,469
Kenneth, I can't hear you.
These cameras don't have sound.
315
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:48,606
Could you act out how
the froyo makes you feel?
316
00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:51,842
- Oh.
- I can't do this!
317
00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:54,612
I can't enjoy myself
while I'm being watched.
318
00:12:54,614 --> 00:12:55,980
It's the main reason why I got cut
319
00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:57,281
from "Big Brother" so early.
320
00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:59,950
That, and Sean needed to
stop using my body wash.
321
00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:02,086
- I'm just gonna go.
- No, Kenneth.
322
00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:03,175
Uh, please.
323
00:13:03,178 --> 00:13:05,723
I-I finally found someone
who appreciates this place.
324
00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,625
I'm gonna leave before I spoil that.
325
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:09,960
Oh.
326
00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:12,429
I-If you type 2-1-2-1
into the vending machine,
327
00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:14,231
everything's free.
328
00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:32,183
Excuse me. I'm kind of a VIP.
329
00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,984
I can't really see anything.
330
00:13:42,628 --> 00:13:45,763
I think I've seen this before.
331
00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:47,765
It's the premiere.
332
00:13:52,972 --> 00:13:55,039
Thanks, Dad. I've missed
dancing on your feet
333
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,273
like a little girl.
334
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:58,275
Hey, anything for you.
335
00:13:58,277 --> 00:14:00,612
I fixed the mailbox. What's next?
336
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,246
Maybe we should have a family jam.
337
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:04,181
You bought me those
drums a long time ago,
338
00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:05,516
and I've never played them.
339
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:07,985
But now I really want to
learn how to smack the tubs.
340
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:10,888
Yeah! We could cover your
old punk band's songs.
341
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,122
You guys were so good.
342
00:14:12,124 --> 00:14:13,424
What's going on here?
343
00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:14,825
The father-daughter dance,
344
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,737
the obviously Googled drum slang.
345
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,763
You guys have turned
Mom-Dad-Dyl night
346
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:21,131
into Jimmy Night.
347
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,434
What? No.
348
00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:25,336
I knew I shouldn't have
said his band was good.
349
00:14:25,338 --> 00:14:27,171
Guys, I don't need all this.
350
00:14:27,173 --> 00:14:28,839
Yeah, but you deserve
it. Don't quit now.
351
00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,774
We got one more surprise
for you, out by the curb.
352
00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:35,885
Get ready to be surprised.
353
00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:37,822
You're gonna love it.
354
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,324
Oh, my God!
355
00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:40,593
Oh, it's nothing.
356
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,129
Oh!
357
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:46,023
I would hardly call a
'62 Falcon "nothing"!
358
00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:47,128
A '62 what now?
359
00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:48,397
Oh, ho, ho!
360
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,060
- Oh, no, Jimmy.
- Dad, wait.
361
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,932
I-I know I said I didn't want anything,
362
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:53,364
but, oh, my God.
363
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:55,833
Wait, wait. No, Jimmy,
there's been a mistake.
364
00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:58,002
I know. You parked in the red zone.
365
00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,436
Let me fix that!
366
00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:00,838
- Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey!
367
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,439
Hey!
368
00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:05,253
And it's full of pizzas?! You guys!
369
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:11,649
The only reason why I'm sitting here...
370
00:15:11,651 --> 00:15:14,051
is because these are the
last two accessible seats
371
00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:15,886
not being blocked by
your 8-foot goon friend.
372
00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:17,788
You're ruining this.
373
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:21,091
"My girl here doesn't think so."
374
00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:22,626
She's not your girlfriend.
375
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:25,396
"Oh, yeah? Watch this."
376
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,097
Oh, sure.
377
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,136
JJ.
378
00:15:34,573 --> 00:15:36,407
I think I'm gonna get popcorn.
379
00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:37,942
"Allow me."
380
00:15:40,713 --> 00:15:43,347
Stop it. Stop it!
381
00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:45,596
My date said to stop it.
382
00:15:52,658 --> 00:15:55,092
Fight! Loser buys tacos.
383
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:57,628
An Emma Watson cameo?
384
00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:02,766
Nothing can stop me now!
385
00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:06,370
Why did they give us lightsabers
if they don't want this?
386
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:11,679
Wow, you must have
paid a fortune for this.
387
00:16:11,682 --> 00:16:13,248
Actually, she did not.
388
00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:16,200
No, No, listen, I love how
tickled you are by this,
389
00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,846
and you do deserve it,
but that said, the...
390
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,516
Pull over to the side.
391
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:23,785
I'm not speeding.
392
00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,587
Probably thinks a guy like me
couldn't own a car this cool.
393
00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,792
I don't own a car this cool, do I?
394
00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:32,794
We're also on the hook for the pizza.
395
00:16:46,977 --> 00:16:50,144
Ugh. What now?
396
00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:59,988
"P... P... P."
397
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:04,692
- Really? Now?
- Shh!
398
00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,065
I got to go help JJ.
399
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,450
Imperial stooge.
400
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,638
Dr. Miller. Dr. Miller, don't go.
401
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,364
Oh, it's fine, Kenneth. Have your fun.
402
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:23,111
Oh, I will. And you'll enjoy it.
403
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:26,278
Let me show you my your Lafayette.
404
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:28,882
I call it Lafayette After Dark.
405
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:31,732
Do
406
00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,187
Yeah! Do the boogaloo
407
00:17:33,189 --> 00:17:34,422
You sure you just want a small?
408
00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,024
It's perfect.
409
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:37,658
Okay.
410
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:41,696
You got to sing off your head
411
00:17:41,698 --> 00:17:42,764
Do the boogaloo
412
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:44,565
It splits!
413
00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:50,104
The end.
414
00:17:50,106 --> 00:17:52,673
This is one of my favorite spots.
415
00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:54,008
Some view.
416
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,743
Why are they up there, anyway?
417
00:17:55,745 --> 00:18:00,148
I just figured there'd be
something to celebrate one day.
418
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,117
But, man, are we bad at sports.
419
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,752
Well, those kids might
not appreciate you
420
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:07,161
the way that they should, but I do.
421
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:09,023
And maybe after tonight, you will, too.
422
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,194
I'll eat free vending-machine
snacks to that.
423
00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:22,054
"Thank you for helping me."
424
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,906
Yeah, sure.
425
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:27,375
You should have just taken me.
426
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:29,210
"Star Wars" is our thing.
427
00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:30,611
We'd watch all the movies,
428
00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:32,213
then we talk about our favorite scenes
429
00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:34,248
and have lightsaber fights.
430
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,250
But then you ditched me for a girl.
431
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,589
"You ditched me for a girl first."
432
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:45,419
What? Are you jealous
that I have Taylor?
433
00:18:45,422 --> 00:18:47,089
"No, dummy.
434
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,232
I'm jealous that Taylor has you."
435
00:18:52,294 --> 00:18:53,927
"All your time."
436
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:56,538
You want time with me?
437
00:18:57,616 --> 00:18:59,049
Do you...
438
00:18:59,052 --> 00:19:00,942
Do you like me?
439
00:19:01,903 --> 00:19:04,345
"Don't make me make you say it."
440
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:09,616
Let's see it again. Together.
441
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:12,220
"It's a date." Okay, this is good.
442
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:14,722
Let's promise that
from this day forward,
443
00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,653
no woman will get between us.
444
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,727
Forget the girls. The
brothers come first.
445
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:24,332
"Let's just say we
both like 'Star Wars.'"
446
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,467
Yeah, that feels easier.
447
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,536
Thanks for the ride!
448
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:33,441
Why didn't you just tell
me the car wasn't for me?
449
00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:35,343
'Cause you were so happy
and we really wanted
450
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:37,091
to give you something you wanted.
451
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,360
And after you'd seen the car,
452
00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:40,580
well, the dumb mailbox wasn't
really gonna measure up.
453
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,692
Oh! Look at our mailbox!
454
00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:47,940
I wanted this, and I got it.
455
00:19:47,943 --> 00:19:49,685
Feels good.
456
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,225
From now on, I'm gonna be better
457
00:19:51,227 --> 00:19:54,061
about figuring out what
I want and asking for it.
458
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:55,730
And I'll tell you more clearly
459
00:19:55,732 --> 00:19:57,482
when you're about to steal a car.
460
00:19:57,485 --> 00:20:00,953
And I learned that getting
arrested isn't so bad.
461
00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:11,880
The Force is strong with you,
but you have much to learn!
462
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,449
Ah!
463
00:20:13,452 --> 00:20:15,297
Aww, is there any force greater
464
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,367
than the love between brothers?
465
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,324
Okay, probably time to step in.
466
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,863
The water pressure in the
fountains is great today,
467
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,669
- Dr. Miller.
- Thank you, Ray.
468
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:31,271
And the froyo rocks.
469
00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:32,741
Wait. What's going on?
470
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:39,781
Well... Dr. Miller.
471
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:42,117
I know you're waiting on
something big to happen,
472
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,253
but this school has always
had something to celebrate.
473
00:20:45,255 --> 00:20:46,263
Aww.
474
00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,192
Guess it's been a little while
475
00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:53,928
since I had the balloon drop installed.
476
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,458
Cool, a dead bird!
477
00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:58,129
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