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I believe in the playground.

It's my favouritest place in the whole wild world.

But two yesterdays ago a bad thing happened when we was playing there.

Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.

Binky bye-bye.

They maked my brother cry.

So I said: "Dilly, this is a job for the Bobfather."

You come to me on the day of this wedding,

and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?

No. Dil just wants a new binky.

That's it? A binky?

I don't get to squeeze no one's head or pull no one's hair?

- No. - Binky, peeze!.

Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring.

Go send the next one in, and tell him to bring a sponge.

Nine, eleven, twenty...

Chuckie!. You're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.

But I gots to, Susie. They just keep getting all tanglied up.

Faster, Phillip!. We gots to get to the peoples on top.

- I gots dibs on the feets. - Phil, Lil...

The Bobfather wants to see you now.

I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.

I can't mother and merger at the same time.

She only saw a scene or two. It couldn't have made an impression.

Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.

That's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.

So that's where I left them!

Let's give a round of applause to this week's number one newly-weds:

Mr and Mrs Lou and Lulu Pickles!

Let's show these whippersnappers how it's done.

I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing!

Think you'll ever tie the knot again? 'Cause I got a cousin who's lookin'.

Big bones, broad shoulders... And she can eat her weight in cheese!

Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating.

Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.

You're like family to me, Finster. Name your wish.

Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.

Just pick something already!

I don't mean your nose!

Come on, Chuckie. Granpa Lou's throwing the gardener.

I'll take that binky.

There you go, Drooly. It fell off a truck.

See, Dilly? You got your wish.

- I'm really happy for you, Pop. - Yeah, Lulu's a great lady.

Yep, she's a keeper! 'Course, no one will ever replace your mother.

It's her love in here that helped this old geezer love again.

Now it's time for a special dance for all the kids and their mums.

Mummy just loves dancing with her handsome boys.

Angelica!

Wait, Angelica! I think I know what I want to wish for.

I'd kinda like to have a new mummy.

Sorry, Finster, game's over. Besides, I'm wanted on the dance floor.

But that's my wish.

It's getting late, Chuckie. What do you say we head home?

Chuckie, what are you doing up?

I was just looking through some of our old things.

Remember your Wawa?

Your mummy made it for you.

Oh, Chuckie, your mum was an amazing woman.

I bet she's in heaven right now looking down on us.

I've been missing her so much, Chuckie.

Maybe we could use a mummy's touch around here.

Huh, little guy?

You got to love the lnternet. Behold the future of dating.

What are they doing?

My daddy's helping your daddy catch some dates in a net.

- What are dates? - Big raisins that make you poop.

- What is it with you babies and poop? - Where do you want us to start?

Wow! My own web page!

"Chas Finster. Bureaucrat. Bachelor."

- Are you sure this is gonna work? - Look, you already have 1 2 dates.

That's triple my lifetime record.

Look at this one. She loves sunsets, long walks on sandy beaches

and "is not allowed in the state of Kentucky".

I don't know about this, Stu.

Let me put it to you this way.

Dates is for people like Mr Chuckie's dad who don't got no wife.

But why does Chuckie's daddy need a wife?

What I have to put up with!

'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife, then Chuckie gets a new mummy.

I'm really gonna get my wish?

Yeah, so long as you stay in my good flavour.

I didn't know she had a good flavour.

Guys! I'm gonna gets a mummy!

I bet she's gonna be clean and cuddly and nice.

- Sounds great, Chuckie. - I hope she's not too clean.

Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!

I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning.

Don't you, Jean-Claude?

It moves me deeply, Madame.

That Reptar is a nuisance He's a thorn in our side

The way things are going Our village will be fried

That Stu Pickles!

I want that nincompoop inventor here within 24 hours,

or another head will roll.

I'll take care of it personally.

Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her Pickles. Now!

Hello?

- Hello? - Mr Pickles?

This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar.

Sorry to call so late, but the Reptar that you designed has broken down.

My boss is having a fit.

Reptar's a hit? That's great.

We need you to come to Paris on the next flight.

Paris. Oh yeah, the city of lights.

Madame kindly recommends that you...

Come with my family and friends?

Okey-dokey. Here...

HeLLo? Mr PickLes? Are you stiLL there?

Hey, Dee, we're going to France.

Oh Stu, I'm too tired to dance.

France!

I'm going to France and you're not.

I already learned how to parsley-voo-francy.

Which, for your information, means "speak French".

No one likes a show-off, Susie.

We're headin' out, babies There we go

Get your stubby legs moving No time to pick your nose

We've got stuff to do Let's take Spike too

We're on our way to France Don't forget our underpants

We're heading out, babies We're on our way

Here we go on a big exciting trip

We're heading up, up, up, up, up

Hang on to your diapies Don't lose your bib

Get moving babies I hope we're all packed

We don't know when we're gonna get back

No time to worry 'bout getting stinky

I hope you remember to pack your binky

We're taking off. Whee!

We're on our way to France, Paris

- How do you work this thing? - I don't know.

I think I'm gonna scream.

Guess Robosnail thought he could fly.

Press a button, get a mummy!

I never saw a mummy button before.

Let's see what kind of mummy your button gots, Chuckie.

Hey, I wanted to press the button, Lillian!

You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!

Oh look, a toy that was already broken.

Unfortunately, the union forbids me from picking it up.

That's a job for your mummy.

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.

- Let's try again. - No, let's not, Lillian.

I'll just wait for the Bobfather to bring her. Whenever that is.

Let's go ask her. She just sneaked behind that curtain.

- Hey, what's the big idea? - Hi, Angelica!

For feet's sake! Can't you see this is the 'no dumb babies' section?

Sorry, but Chuckie was wondering when his new mummy was coming.

I'm...working on it. And I almost had a good one,

but I got so hungry I had to sit down.

- Maybe you need a nap. - Or cookies.

- Or cookies. - And ice cream.

- Which happens to be in that kitchen! - Be right back. Come on!

Where they going? There's lots of neat stuff down here.

Like a hairy toothbrush, a 'tato chip.

Somebody must have losted their lunch.

Finster!

Look, Phillip, party hats.

Thanks a lot, diaper bags!

I smell a ripey diapie.

Come on, sweetie. Time to get changed.

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum to make it all better

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum who will love me whatever

I want a mum to take my hand and make me feel like a holiday

A mum to tuck me in at night and chase the monsters away

I want a mum to read me stories and sing a lullaby

And if I have a bad dream to hold me when I cry

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum to make it all better

I want a mum that will last forever

I want a mum that will love me whatever

Forever

No one else is being picked up by a guy in a Reptar suit.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Welcome to Paris. I've been asked to take you directly to EuroReptarland.

Out of my way! The prettiest, smartest girl gets the front seat.

So why is she in such a hurry?

My tummy is all bubbaly.

Don't worry, Lil, I gots your baggie.

Lookie! Reptar's house!

Pokyo sure looks different on TB, huh?

Pokyo? Don't you know nothing? This is Parrots!

You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.

Wee wee.

'Cept him. He's speaking French already.

Welcome to EuroReptar.

Yeah, Reptarland!

Et voiLa! Our Parisian pied-a-terre.

Pretty posh digs!

The beds are quite comfortable.

Yeah? Incoming!

So is the floor.

It's the most beautifullest potty I ever seed.

I'm a diapie man myself.

A potty that squirts you back!

I don't know, you guys. I squirt myself enough already.

We're off to the boutiques.

It's time to meet Ms LaBouche, the woman who made all this possible.

Shall we?

- It looks like you, me and the kids. - Oui, oui, mon ami.

Come back!

Seems kind of odd to have a Japanese theme park in the middle of Paris.

It's a new century. Just go with ""Le flLow"".

Bonjour. Welcome to EuroReptar.

And one of you must be Mr Pickles.

That would be moi. And this is my good friend Charles Finster.

- And this is my son, Chuckie. - Hi, Chuckie. I like your bear.

What sweet children. Is this your first time in Paris?

Well, France, yes. But I've been to Paris, Texas, a number of times.

Reptar's head!

Wonder if the Bobfather had anything to do with this.

Come on, Chuckie! It's a wadey pool!

- They look hungry. - Must be lunchtime.

...just don't leave no fingerprints.

Where did those filthy little bookends come from?

What have you done to my priceless collection of koi fish?

I told you to get the piranha.

Call the dog catcher! The exterminator! Do something!

Oui, Madame. Kira!

Come along, children. Madame, Mr Pickles is here.

Oh, good. Send in the clown.

So, if it isn't the brilliant designer.

- I wouldn't say brilliant. - Neither would l.

Let's take the babies to see the Princess Parade

while they get better acquainted.

The kids would love that.

See this face?

I never want to make this face again! Now get to work.

Sure. Mechanical expertise is my middle name.

Then your first name should be "l have no".

Sorry to interrupt your episode, but it's the boss on the phone.

Monsieur Yamaguchi, so nice to see you.

I"m stepping down as president ofl Yamaguchi Industries.

I"ve begun a search flor my repLacement.

Splendid! I accept.

You are one ofl many under consideration.

But I have made millions for this company!

The candidate shouLd not be concerned onLy with money.

They must understand what it means to bring joy to chiLdren.

In flact, they themseLves must have the heart ofl a chiLd.

I must have one in a jar somewhere.

In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful man with a baby thing all his own.

CongratuLations, Madame.

I Look florward to the wedding and seeing you with your new flamiLy.

We"LL discuss the promotion then. Goodbye.

What now, Pinocchio?

Years of clawing my way to the top gone to waste.

Why am I not some child's tender mother?!

Why?! Why?! Why?!

Because you hate children and men find you to be a heartless shrew?

There has to be a spineless little man with a brat of his own out there.

Bonjour?

My chocolates are in her little American stomach! Get them back!

- Open wide. Say, "aah". - No, wait!

You have five seconds to come up with a reason

why I should not lock you up for ever and ever.

Because I can stick five raisins up my nose, and sing real good and...

- For ever and ever is a long time! - Tick tock...

I know where you can find a spiny little man with a brat of his own.

I think I just made a friend.

Isn't this neat, Chuckie?

There's something weird about a guy in a ponytail and a dress.

Golly, Kira, you're a natural.

I have a beautiful little girl to thank. Kimi. She's almost two.

So's my Chuckie! Not a girl, I mean, but you know...

Look! The Princess is coming.

Once upon a time there was a mighty dinosaur named Reptar.

Everyone ran away from him except the beautiful princess.

She was not afraid, because she could see that Reptar was not vicious.

He was lonely and unhappy. So she promised to take care of him

and keep him safe and loved for ever and ever.

For eber and eber...

My mummy says Mr Chuckie's dad is so desperate

that he'll marry the first lady that plops the question.

Excellent! Now run along before you give me lice.

Hey! What do I get out of this deal?

- Why should I give you anything? - I don't know...

I could accidentally tell someone why you want to marry Mr Chuckie's dad?

An extra scoop for cunning.

Tell Auntie Coco what you desire.

Let's see. Not much. Just my own float in the Reptarland parade

with matching ponies and my own fashion show

and to be the flower girl at your wedding.

And who said Americans are greedy? I'll take care of it, Angelique.

Find out where our guests are dining tonight. Love is on the menu.

This place gots the biggest babies I ever sawed.

That's got to be one stinky diapie.

When I came to France, I had dreams of bouiLLabaisse,

crepe suzette, chicken cordon bLeu.

Well, I had dreams of eating with a fork. Pass the squid brains.

It's Karaoke time!

Well, do-re-mi!

Bad girl

Talkin' 'bout the sad girl

Bad girl

Talkin' 'bout the bad bad girl

- Eat all the cookies in plain sight - Chewin'

- Pickin' on the dumb babies - Always have to be right

They're so easy to trick and tease

'Cause they don't know a thing, baby

When I seed the magic sprinklies in my hand, I knowed she was the one.

You mean you want the Princess to be your new mummy?

Yup. She's everything I've been wishin' for.

She's real nice, she loves Reptar.

And bestest of all, we could live happily forever after.

Stewart, what a surprise!

Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.

MademoiseLLe.

Who is this devastatingly handsome man you are trying to hide from me?

That's my good friend Chas Finster.

Enchantee.

Bonsoir, MademoiseLLe.

Call me Coco.

And that adorable misproportioned ragamuffin must be your son.

Madame LaBouche!

- Hi, Kira. - What?!

I'm sorry to interrupt, but these need your signature.

- Can you join us for dinner? - You're much too busy, Kira.

That's too bad.

That must be Kimi!

- Who? - My daughter.

Of course.

So, Kimi, do you and your mummy and daddy live in Reptarland?

Not exactly. It's just me and my mummy, and we live in Paris.

But I gets to come here all the time.

- You met the Princess? - Sure. Lots of times.

She lives in that castle on that bowlcano

and comes out between 'splosions.

Now we know where to find your new princess mum, Chuckie.

Chuckie?

Sorry, I stopped listening after 'splosions.

Would Kimi like to come to the park with me and the kids tomorrow?

What a coincidence! I planned to spend the day with her there myself.

- But, Madame! You never... -...tire of taking care of Kimi.

So, it's a date!

It'll just be you and me and that adorable swarm of infants.

Wow! Robosnail!

I think I'm in love.

Hi, Robie.

Why didn't you follow my design?

I used paper clips and rubber bands for a reason!

I love their fries, but this is advanced robotics.

- It looks pretty complicated. - Actually, it's not.

You just put on the gear, and anything you do, Reptar does.

It's so simple, a child could work it. Right, champ?

Sorry!

Did I say child? I meant young adult.

Bonjour, everyone!

- Ready to go, mon cheri? - Let me just get Dilly settled.

And how is this precious gherkin today?

You're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?

Mon cheri, I could listen to your fascinating health history all day.

I'll tell you about my sinus drainage when I get back from the restroom.

Would you mind holding Dil?

- Of course not. - This should be good.

So, we meet again.

How delightful.

Kira! They're staring at me,

and this child is leaking from the mouth!

- What do I do? - Just smile and be nice.

Hello! You are not horrible.

Let go!

Do you know how much I paid for these lips?

I don't think Dil likes that lady too much.

Stop it, you dripping urchin!

I don't think she likes Dil too much, either.

She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy.

- He's crying. What do I do now? - Comfort him. Gently bounce him.

According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.

Why wouldn't he? After all, children, they are my life!

I have that poem taped to the refrigerator!

- Pardon? - "Children Are My Life", a classic.

"Dappled laughter, patting feet"...

"Joy and wonder, heaven's treat", it's one of my favourites!

"Joy and wonder, heaven's treat", it's one of my favourites.

Oh dear, they're getting fussy.

- Take them to Ooey Gooey World. - Ooey Gooey World?

Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!

Behind the couch is a Land ofl smudge

A home to wrappers, toys and fludge

Gummi bears, baLLs ofl hair...

Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!

Look! No hands!

Look! It's so soft and squishiful.

Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up.

And eggsackly how am I opposed to find the Princess

with my glasses all googlied up?

Here.

Thanks, I guess.

Look, the castle! Let's go see that Princess, Chuckie!

They said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.

- That didn't stop her! - I'll show you the short cup!

Kimi, no! You guys!

- What are you waiting for? - Great. Another Tommy.

Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!

Finally. What? No!

Wait! Get them back before Wheezy finds out!

Security, we have an emergency situation!

Lifle is a party

Let"s get it started, get it started, get it started tonight

Lifle is a party

Get excited, you"re invited There"s a party tonight

All this goo is giving me a diapie rash!

Imagine everyone in the worLd

Out in the street tonight

Everbody"s gonna rock aLL day

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