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And let's make Earth great again.

The world as we
know it ended in 2018

when the war between Earth
and moon Nazis

culminated in nuclear Armageddon.

The last survivors from Earth

boarded the only remaining craft
capable of interplanetary travel,

Vestial Celestials Amelia,

and traveled to the dark side
of the moon.

The good news is
humanity found a refuge.

The bad news is it was in
a former Nazi moon base.

They were living side by
side with former moon Nazis.

My name is Obi and I live on
the dark side of the moon.

How's that for a fancy opening line?

I've lived here my whole life

along with the last 1980
humans left in the universe.

Or so we thought.

What am I looking at?

An oval ship, ma'am.

On its way from Earth.

How did someone get one
of those things airborne?

Who's even left on Earth
to get it airborne?

It's heading here?

Straight course
for the landing dome.

The hatch is closed, right?

The hatch is opening?

It's opening, it's opening!

Sir, we are receiving an
override signal from the craft.

Well turn it off, shut it down!

That's not how override signals work.

We've gotta get people out of there.

Evacuate, seal the dome!

Anyway to tell who's on that ship?

Ma'am, we have pinged every
comm frequency we have.

If they have an override code,

they must be from the base.

We don't know who they
are and what they want.

I can't let them land.

So what's the alternative,
mom, shoot them down?

The last thing we need
is any more Nazis

back on this station.

Obi!

Stop her! -Warning, pressure
dropping in landing bay.

Evacuate immediately.

We are ready to fire, ma'am.

Are you okay?

What is this?

God, what the hell?

She went over here!

Maybe over here!

Obi, what's going on?

Are we shutting down section by section?

We're up.

Sir, I think she's in the hangar.

What?

Oh, no.

Abort fire!

Okay.

Here we go.

Environment detect
pressure rising.

Please use devices.

What the hell?

What?

What is she doing?
-She's going to save them.

Bring security.

A lot of it.

Obi Anija Washington.

You could have gotten yourself hurt.

Hello moon people!

Who are you?

My name is Sasha.

Relax.

We come from Russia.

Well, was Russia before this Earth,
how we say, blowed up.

And what is this
supposed to be?

Girl.

What is look like?
It's my ship, Koya.

I built it myself.

Hey, no touching.

Looks like you covered it in glue

and rolled it through a junkyard.

Well concern was to save my people,
not making beautiful sculpture.

Did you use a TPMS to
regulate the landing rockets?

Yes, from diesel.

Had to root to exhaust manifold...
-But that's not possible.

There's no way to hold
power without a D30.

It's easy to bypass with two...

Bullshit, then why didn't you
use one? -Why didn't you use one?

We were slowly dying on
the radiation planet.

Not leaving in one party dies,
okay? -Excuse me.

May I be in charge for a minute?

You the boss lady?

You looking for paradise, I got
news for you. -Obi, enough.

How do you know about
the moon base?

It's programmed in the computer.
Knows how to get home.

It's like a... pigeon.

Like a metal space pigeon.
-Damn straight it's a pigeon.

Funny.
-Sorry.

I'm sorry but you
can't stay here.

We barely have enough
food and supplies

for the people already here.

Mom.

Look at them.

We can't send them back.

Especially not on this thing.

I have a responsibility.

Put them in the
storage rooms for now.

Post guard so that
they can't leave.

I will see what I will
do with them later.

Move the refugees
to storage room 27.

Feed 'em, give 'em blankets.

Appreciate the hospitality.

Come on, move it along, go.

Girl, come visit me tonight, no?

I can tell you about the,
maybe other things.

Have you tried our fresh
alki-burgers, the hamburger?

Come to the market at level 17.

I'm not sure they would've been
in such a hurry to get up here

if they knew what a shit
hole this place was.

Overpopulated, under-supplied,
and very little

in the way of medicine, hygiene,
or skilled professionals.

I mean literally,
it's falling to pieces.

If it's not the helium three reactor

that blows, another
random moon quake

takes down the life support
and of course,

I am the only one who bothers

to learn how to fix things
around here.

Moon quake alert.

Moon quake alert.

Stay close to the walls and
wait for the quake to end.

Air pressure dropping.

Air pressure stabilized.

You okay, you okay?

It's gonna be alright.

As it's been so often

throughout history, while
the regular people suffer,

one group has all they need.

I'll spare you the bloody details,

but today the Jobsists
are the official religion

on the moon base.

I have a question for
you about this moon base.

Are we in a closed
system or an open system?

It is a closed system.

And it is only in a closed system

where we control all the inputs

so the outputs will be in harmony.

There are two types of
people in this world.

How many people who love...
-Shut the fuck up, sweetheart.

It is a perfect mechanism.

Now let us pray for
our holy father, Steve,

to shed light on us.

Look at your ePrayer apps.

Holy Steve, who art in the cloud,
hallowed be thy designs.

Thy will return as the CEO
when others have failed us.

Give us our inflated devices prices...

There's somebody here who does
not appreciate flawless design.

Someone who considers
themself power user.

You.

Let me see your phone.

Jail-broken.

Why don't you want to
be like everyone else?

Is our selection of default
wallpapers not sufficient?

Do we not provide you with an
adequate choice in ringtones?

You know what happens when
unauthorized changes are made.

You get bricky bricked.

No, no.

No, no, no!

I believe in Steve, I believe in Steve!

I believe Steve, I believe in Steve!

I believe in...

Have a nice afterlife.

Hi, Obi.

Lena.

You left all these people
out here to die.

The temple is open only
for those true in faith.

Like the guy that maniac
just blew into atoms?

He was excommunicated.

He was probably a hacker
or a pirate or both.

Hey. Here.

Man's got a point.

Do you have any idea how
much those doors cost?

Do you have any idea
how many people

were stuck out in a hallway?

The system must remain closed.

How long you think your
system will hold up

if I change the WiFi password, huh?

Okay. Ceremony over.
Everybody go back home.

Mom?

Mom.
-Hello sweetheart.

Why are you in here?

Did you know what
was going on outside?

Mom, where's your medicine?

You don't need to worry
about me, sweetheart.

Yes I do.
-I'm fine.

I have to worry about everyone.

Ever since dad died,
I'm the only person

keeping this place running.

The moon quakes are getting worse.

The wirings in the
hallways are all corroded.

The centrifugal blowers are,
I mean mom,

I don't know how long I
can keep the life support

working without help.

Thank you, Donald.

We offer simple solutions
for every problem.

All we ask people is
think different. -Fuck off.

Obi Anija.

You will never find a man if
you keep talking like that.

Mom, I don't need a man, okay?

I'm fine.

Commander.

Hello, Malcolm.

Hey, Malcolm.

Ms. Washington.

I heard you saved
the day out there.

Not bad.

Yeah, thanks. It was,
you know, nothing.

Well, I'd better be off.

I'll see you girls later.

He's such a fine young man.

And you two would make
beautiful babies.

What?

Here's
what's left of Amelia.

Poor girl was cannibalized
for parts years ago.

And no one stopped to
think what we would do

if the only spacecraft
left was torn to pieces.

You see the .6
G soccer match yesterday?

Oh yeah. I see.

Can't understand
how we've become so bad at it.

Who are you?

You know who I am.

The moon fuhrer?

My mother watched you die.

Your mother.

My God demon.

What about it?
-Where is it?

It's been gathering moon
dust for the last 20 years.

You humans.

All you want to do is
destroy what I created!

Like I destroyed your lazy nazi.

Stop it, human.

No, don't do that.

You need me!

Your mother is sick!

What do you think you
know about that?

What do I need you for, huh?

Give this to her.

It will make her feel better.

What do you have to lose?

You know she's going to die soon.

Mom, you okay?

Obi.

Mom.
-What is that?

You gotta bare with me, okay?

You gotta try it.

What was that?

Where did you get that from?

I'll be right back.

I knew you would be back.
-Explain.

It's called Vril-Ya.

It is pure energy.

It powers all our ships
and made us live forever.

Us who?

You have to cut
me loose so I can show you.

Better not try
anything funny, old man.

We are...

The Vril.

A long time ago, we arrived
on this planet

after a very long journey.

Our ship was heavily damaged.

But we were in luck.

We had found a planet with
air and water and life.

My fool of a brother was in charge.

He ordered us to try and
make contact with the locals.

I told him it was a mistake.

Of course I was proven right.

We were the only intelligent
creatures on the planet.

It was ours.

We studied the flora and fauna.

While the others obsessed
over big game,

I focused on the small.

A new order had arisen.

The primates.

Then, I did something
I knew my brother

would never understand.

I stole some of our precious Vril-Ya

and gave it to my two
favorites, Adam and Eve.

I could have waited, let
nature take its course,

but why not give evolution a nudge?

But I learned soon that
the paradise was doomed.

My brother ordered us
to take our ship

and move underground.

You see, the Earth is hollow.

In the center you find
enough Vril-Ya for all of us.

Enough to power your ship.

Enough to keep your mother alive.

The other Vrils are not as nice as I am.

They hate your kind.

Won't be easy to get
the Vril-Ya from them.

Wasn't planning on asking.

Oh, how human of you.

The entrance to the hollow earth

lies between two mountains
on Antarctica.

Entrance to hollow Earth?

Okay.

And once I'm down there?
-You find the city of Agartha.

In the middle of the city lies a
temple where they keep the Vril-Ya

in a simple vessel
called the holy grail.

What's your angle?

Why so eager to help?

I'm running out of option, my dear.

Just like you.

But you have to go soon.

Take that Russian with you.
-What? No!

What, you want to fly
that ship by yourself?

Why don't you go with me?
-Ah, no, no, no.

My presence would
only expose us all.

But there's something
I want you to have.

Gross, I don't want that.

Can come in handy.

Fingering.

If this is gonna
work, you have to promise

to keep your mouth shut and
do exactly as I tell you.

Ah, only need Sasha for muscles.

Okay, you will be impressed, girl.

Back at station,
they call me the Siberian bear.

My God!
-You ever seen bear?

I fight them all the time.

If you see true Russian bear...

Donald.

Ever thought of driving
that thing off a cliff?

I hear this time of year
is very nice

at the center of the Earth.

I know about your little trip.

I want in. -Girl, you need...
-Shut up. Stay there.

Obi, let's put our differences aside.

I need your help.
-Why would I ever help you?

You and I both know the truth.

The moon is not going
to be here for long.

Soon enough we will all be dead.

I just need some comfort
for my flock.

Alright... sure.

Let's go.

What was this? Why you
allow them to come?

Might be the only way I can
finally get rid of them.

Okay, stop.

Alright, we need to get rid of him.

I'll go find something big.
-Stay here, don't talk.

The red goes here
and the white right here.

Hey!

Dude.

This is like a fully
punch resistant outfit.

How did that make
any sense in your brain?

Hey, Donald. What's up Brian,
Kyler, Fat Tyler?

Obi?

Malcolm. -What are
you guys doing here?

Uh, sorry.

We really didn't know that
was you. -Hello, I am hurt one.

Listen.

We are gonna steal that Valcore,

head to the center of the Earth

which is apparently
hollow and hopefully

find the one thing that
can get my ship running

and save my mom and basically
the whole of mankind, okay?

Okay, cool.

Can I go?
-Yes!

I mean yeah, sure, we
could use the muscle.

Excuse me, it's my job.

Who is that?

Who are you?
Listen tough boy.

Team is full.
Already have all the...

Muscles we need.

Hey, Malcolm, not that
I'm complaining

but shouldn't you keep
the armor on?

It's gonna be dangerous.

Oh, that's not mine.

There's like an insane fine
if I wear that off duty.

Anyway, it's okay.

I got my lucky shirt.

Lucky shirt.

Alright.

Let's do this.

Yeah, let's do this.

Next stop, Earth.

Years of nuclear winter have
rendered the surface uninhabitable.

What fun and adventures
we'll have there.

Or we'll die a horrible
radiation death.

Buckle up.

Man, it's cold in here.

Oh sorry, you want me
to put on the heater.

Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

I don't have any.

Are you sure this thing can
handle atmospheric reentry?

Please, girl, it'll hold.
I build it.

Just read the map.

So the map says we should
be headed toward Antarctica.

Look for big ice sheets
or something.

Well that helps.

Half the world is covered
in ice these days.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Anyway.

Head south toward that
big building over there.

What is that place?
-Beats me.

Let's just land down slowly.

What are you doing?

Adjusting the yaw. -It's not yaw,
it's pitch! Get your head down!

Who puts the pitch where
the yaw's supposed to be?

What was that?

Congratulations, girl.

You broke it.
-No I didn't!

Stay very, very still.

I can't turn the ship, you broke it!

I didn't break anything!
It was already in pieces.

Don't touch anything anymore!

We're gonna crash!
-It's your fault!

Pull this!
-It won't work!

I do it!
-Russian quality!

Don't blame me,
it's German engineering!

Okay, okay, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Are you fine?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, everybody out.

This is the last time I'm getting
into anything built by you.

Would have been fine if
not touch pitch button.

I told you it was faulty.

I'm surprised the whole
thing didn't explode.

The CDI and the OBS were
completely miscalibrated.

Uh, guys. -Did you get that
SL meter from an old... -Guys!

What?
-Actually I did, so what?

Holy shit.

Maybe goes without saying
but we didn't expect to see this.

Shit.

Turns out it was all true.

I guess that means
Vril-Ya really is

powering that tiny adorable
little sun thing over there.

And that's what we need.

Alright, what do you think?

Probably go around here
and then go in the middle.

Did anyone think to
bring a compass?

Sorry.

No reception.

I thought I had it somewhere.

Is that a, whoa, yeah.

Nokia 3310, is classic.

My dad used to talk
about these all the time.

Yeah, I remember that.
-First phone he ever had.

Is this the original cover?

It's indestructible.

Survived nuclear war.

Does this still do the menu star button?

Yeah, auto-lock.

Of course.

All the original ringtones?
-Absolutely.

Snake?

Unbeatable high score.

Man, you should put that away.

If that freak sees you,
he'll excommunicate you

in a heartbeat.

Exco-what? -You don't wanna
know. Just put it away.

Actually, let me see it again.

So which one is it?
Put it away or give?

It can't be both.

Does this thing have a compass?

No, it's just games.

Settings.

Tools.
-Yeah, check tools.

It's calculator...

Compass.

Works perfectly and no WiFi needed.

This is it.

The promised land.

The perfect closed system where
we can control everything.

This is what I want.

Ryan, open your PowerPoint.

I'm going to dictate some slides.

Alright people.

I've got a strong feeling
it's this way.

Follow me.

Let's go meet the CEO of this place.

Hold on.

I'll go check it out.

That sounds like the exact
opposite of what you should do.

Malcolm, Malc.

Malc, Malc!

Don't worry, I keep you safe here.

Really, you gonna keep me safe?

What, you don't believe me?

Girl, I have experience
fighting bear, also tiger.

In Russia, in my camp, we
have many hungry animal.

Malc?

This place is crazy.

That things was like...

and I was like.

Promise me you'll never
do that again.

We should probably go then

because there's like
10 more of them coming.

Where is the problem?
10 against one is almost fair fight.

We gotta go.

Which way? Don't say that way.

Well... I just...

I just need a second.

She doesn't know.

We're lost.

We're not lost.
I said I just need a minute.

Get off.

It's wrong.

It's this way.

We just came from there.

Wait.

You're like actually insane?

We are inside Earth.

It's simple, it's like mirror.

Only east is west and
west is east. Me, crazy.

The legendary city of Agartha.

At the center of
the center of the Earth

and at the center of that, the Vril-Ya.

Unfortunately, the place is crawling

with Vril and I'm not hugely fond

of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids.

This should be interesting.

We have a union.

Kaboom!

Well, it certainly has

been an interesting
last few millennium

with this whole infiltrate
the upper echelon

of human society and
manipulate them

into destroying each other.

Now, we might've just
gone a little heavy

on the political realm.

Pardon me, madam,
but in my own defense,

I was far and away the first of us

to swim those frigid waters.

And we're all real proud
of you, Caligula,

but you went, for a lack
of a better word, insane

and we've all learned that humans

really don't like their
insanity being challenged

and then there was that
little thing with your horse.

We're just friends.

My god, little Zucky, yo.

Who knew that social media
was gonna work?

That was brilliant.

Everyone too wrapped
up in cat videos

and sending dick pics
to procreate

instead of thinking
with their brains.

Very nice. Sure helped with my
case during the elections.

And you two crazy kids
with your crusades

and your jihad or whatever
you wanna call it.

Nothing like a little monotheism

to throw people into
centuries of battles

over exactly the same ideology.

And don't even get
me started on Ady.

Ady Hitler with the achtung, hail.

Hail my sexiness, hail me.
-You damn morons.

Oh shut up, you old drunk fool.

What about me?

You managed to destroy
all that human vermin

but you destroyed everything
else along with them,

madam president.

Well.

Total victory.

All but a few stragglers gone

and now the planet is ours gone.

Yes, a beautiful, unlivable planet.

Totally nuclear wasteland.

Very good, Ms. President.

I will say something.

Shut up.

Perhaps I wasn't paying attention

but we still have our spaceship.

Why can't we just take it
and move to another planet?

Space, Margaret.

Space is huge.

Where do you recommend we go?

Second star to the right and
then straight till the morning?

You know how difficult it is
to find a planet to live on?

My brother created this pest...

the humans.

He will get punished
as soon as I find him.

But we really didn't have to leave

if you hadn't turned the surface
into a radioactive mess.

Ms. President.

A total victory indeed.

I really don't think there's
any reason to overreact.

Please.

Sit down, enjoy your meal.

My dear sweet brother.

I will find you.

And when I find you, I dip
your head in a bucket of shit.

Shit.

Nuts.

Alright, looks like
we're gonna take a left

at this junction and then...

Look, look, look. It's him!

It's really him!
He's still alive, I told you!

Donald.

I don't even know why
I have to tell you this

but that's not him.

How can you be sure?

Because we're in
the center of the Earth.

Who knows how far his reality
distortion field extends?

Perhaps we only think we're here

because that is what
he wants us to believe.

He is first among Steves.

He will show us the path.

We are not worthy.

Okay, we gotta run.

Greetings, your CEO-ship.

So what is plan?

Just give me a second, I
can come up with something.

Maybe go back to running, no?

Here, go, come on.
-You two go ahead.

I'll hold 'em off.

Come on.

Let's go.

I'm confused.

What we gonna do next?

We're gonna go get that grail.

I thought we were
supposed to save your man.

I know him, he can take
care of himself.

And I can't?

I can't do this alone, okay?

I need you.

What's his name?
-IBM.

Donkeys, Donald Trump, no.

Look at the costume.
King Nazi.

King Nazi, that's it.

I have so many questions.

We can help each other,
quid pro quo.

You didn't let me finish.

I have so many questions.

Too bad that you're not going
to be alive to answer them.

Nobody's getting killed.

They need us.

I have a business proposition for you.

You're going to like this.

How do you open it?

I don't know.

Stop.

Give me paper.

The structure says here...
something about finger.

Maybe it is gibberish.

Maybe not.

If you have an
idea, now is needed.

What is that?

Brother?

Where is he?

Quid pro quo.

What do you want?

I need you to bring my people
here to the hollow Earth.

So you can ruin Agartha

like you have ruined
the whole planet.

Only my followers,
only the Jobsists.

We of all people appreciate
what you've done here.

We will maintain it
in perfect harmony.

Donald, are you
negotiating with Hitler?

He is not well known for
keeping his promises.

Czechoslovakia, anyone?

Do you take me for a fool?

I'm trying to get him to sign
an end user license agreement.

No one reads that shit, man.

He's just gonna do
whatever he wants.

It's a wholly binding contract.

Siri, end user license agreement.

Opening holy end
user license agreement.

All that information
there is contingent

upon whether or not...
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Agree.

Siri.

Maps.

Destination home.

Calculating directions to home.

Route planned.
-That explains a lot.

The dark side of the moon.

You did us a great service.

Now we can finally leave
this horrible planet.

Of course. A man's only as
good as his exit strategy.

I could brainstorm with you.

Long as you deliver
my people to me.

Yeah.

About that.

Lunchtime, boys!

Wow.

The holy grail, huh?

I'm gonna go get it.

Be careful!

It says here the grail
is attached to the base

but can't be removed
without triggering some kind

of self destruction.

Wow.

What do you think's the
weight of this thing?

Why wait?

Ah, weight, weight.

It's about 84.

Zork-what? Did you
just make up that?

It's an old Russian system.
Look it up some time.

It's, 1500.

1500 what?

Ounces.

Or grams. Can't remember
conversion but probably grams.

It was ounces.

I saved room.

You looked the most delicious.

Not to give away my
plans or anything

but shit's about to get real
when these chains come off.

You will not take the chains off.

That's not how captivity works.

Sorry, I should have
been more clear.

There!

You know how to drive chariot?

How hard can it be?

Infidels!

Jump on!

You Polish bastard!

Give me that.

Jump in!

Now!

This is gonna be interesting.

Go, go!

Go!

Come on, guys!
I know you can make it!

We won't make it!

Guys!

Are you okay?

Holy shit!

I really hope this is
a stupid question

but you guys have
the grail, right?

We don't have to like
go back for it.

Oh, cool.

What happened to the others?

Hitler ate them.

Not a euphemism.

Alright.

Our work here is done.

Obi Anija Washington.

Do you have any idea in
how much trouble you're in?

Leaving like that was the
most naive, most stubborn...

Mom, not now.

And the bravest thing
I've ever seen.

I'm so glad you're back.

My little baby. -Out of the way,
out of the way.

Wolfgang? This can't be true.

Did you find it?
-Find what?

It's beautiful.

Excellent.

Give it to me.

You think I'm just gonna
let you walk out

of here and leave us all to die?

Then your mother dies first.

Shit!
-Okay, enough.

Why you shoot him, huh?

You think he's more dangerous?

Must be taken out
of equation? -Sasha.

At tat tat, listen.

I am very dangerous because...

Right on time.

Good old German punctuality.

Oh, I hope it's not what I think.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Brother.

How nice of you to visit.

Step away from the ship.

If you love this race so much,

then you can die along with them.

Roni!

You guys actually dying
or can you help?

I'm fine, I've got two
kidneys for a reason.

I'm fine too.
-Sasha, go prep my ship.

Malcolm, sound the alarm.

We've gotta get everyone
out of here now.

Mom. Mom, you've gotta
go with them, okay?

I'm gonna go find a way
to stop him. -Obi.

Listen to me.

I have lived my life.

I had my chance to be a hero.

We don't have time
for this, please.

You make me so proud, honey.

Your father and I will
always love you.

What are you doing?
Wait, mom.

Mom.

Now you go ahead and save
what's left of humanity.

Everybody get on that ship!

Come on! -Give me clear,
let me do the rewiring.

No, it's my engine. I just gotta
get these people in there.

Deal with it.
-Obi! -What?

We are a team now.
Trust me.

Trust me.

Come on, go!

Okay people, come on!

Come on, get in.

Sasha, come on, the
whole base is collapsing.

Mom!

Mom, come on, you can make it!

You're so much more
than I ever could dream.

A shame that you come
to such an end.

No, no!

It doesn't matter, Wolfgang.

They have the grail
and they are safe.

No!

It wasn't until that moment

that I realized how much
I'd looked up

and relied on my mom.

How much all these people had

and now they were relying on me.

Main engines running
at full capacity.

Shield power.

One now.

Coffee machine is online.

Everyone okay?

Yes.

Air pressure is under control.

Sasha?

Sasha.

Sasha, talk to me.

Why is this happening?

I don't know.

It's happening.

It's not easy to make
a fool out of me.

Which one is the weapons?
-There are no weapons.

This is a transport ship.

Is American, must be
weapons somewhere.

I have plenty of weapons
if that helps.

You and everyone on board
are entirely at my mercy.

How is he contacting us?

I gutted all of the
comms gear from...

Cellular network.

Malcolm, take the helm
for a second.

Sasha, show me your phone.

You humans never
understood how it could

have been if we would have
worked together

and not against each other.

We could have conquered
the whole gal...

Cliche villain monologue off.

Thank you.

This has a field, looks a lot
like a shield around the ship

and then a gauge
that's down like 75%.

Okay, it's almost gone now.

Well hello.

Malcolm, can you hold him
off for like 10 seconds.

No idea.

We're in. Right?
-Smart girl.

Wanna bet that hypocrite Donald
has his phone jail broken too?

Yes. Bingo.

Wanna do honors?

Malcolm.

Turn him on.

You never understood.

Hey, Wolfgang.

All I wanted to do...

was to help. -My mother
sends her regards.

Have a nice afterlife.

Yes!

Da!
-Yes!

Yes!

Hope is a funny thing.

All it takes is the smallest glimmer

and you can walk forever
through the darkness

or fly on a rusty space bucket.

Or a spacey rust bucket
as Sasha called it.

Yes, yes!

And that's a new high score!

Sasha, you okay?

You got the Salisbury steak.

I'm sorry, I should've
told you about that.

No, it's not that.

I'm just no match for him.

He fight prehistorical felines,

survived explosion,
not eaten by Hitler.

I have no good stories,
no good body.

I'm just, how you say,
an oiled baboon.

That's not at all how you say it.

It's grease monkey.

Listen, I've been meaning to
ask you about your Valcor.

I was wondering how did you manage

to stabilize the exhaust manifold?

I was trying to figure it out

but then all this happened
and I, well, you know.

I was rerouting it through
the D17 thermonica.

It used toilet as exhaust.

That was the only way
I could figure out

how to get rid of the excess stink
without using the coolant.

That is perfect. -I know it's
not elegant but I tried to...

No, no, it's perfect.

She likes you, dude.

I thought she likes you.

Dude. She's a little
too scrawny for me.

I like 'em big, strong,
and hairy...

like an oily baboon.

No, no, don't have to be worried.

I very open minded.

I have, I mean, some of
my best friends are...

Are you okay?

Are there peanuts in the sauce?

And shellfish?

And wheat?

There's nothing worse than saying
your goodbyes too early...

and sending off the
memory of your loved ones.

Especially if it's an empty casket.

Ready!

I never had a chance to
say how much I loved her.

And now it's too late.

And Malcolm, my only true friend...

Malc?

You're alive?

Sorry guys.

I have this weird thing
where my body shuts down.

It's like total catatonic state.

My mom must've buried
me almost 20 times

when I was a kid. It was crazy.

So you guys figure out
you like each other yet?

Well... maybe you knew it already
but to me it came as a surprise.

That annoying, wiry,
greasy Russian.

Who would've guessed?

The rate this thing is traveling,

it's gonna take us 100
years to get to Mars.

You forgetting to take lack
of into account.

Accelerates much faster,
is closer to 80.

I'm certainly not forgetting that.

But we're on course
to take advantage

of the orbital eccentricity
and meet it at its perihelion.

Eccentricity cycle much
faster than Earth's.

It will pull us forward to...

Now we're headed for Mars,
the red planet.

Maybe humanity can
survive after all.

We'll never know but at least
our children will have a chance.

Fingers crossed.

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