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NARRATOR: And now, DreamWorks--
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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-Gentlemen, we are a go ho ho.
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-I can't believe it's here!
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-All right, people.
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Time to jangle the jingles
and criss the cringles.
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We are T minus 14
hours to Kidsmas.
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-Mr. Skipper penguin, is
the Kidsmas really here?
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-You bet your downy derriere.
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-But not till morning.
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-So skedaddle those eager
britches on home now.
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No peeking.
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-Excuse me.
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Hi.
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So Kidsmas, I'm confused.
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This relates to
Christmas how exactly?
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-Kowalski, get the
reptile up to speed.
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-Well, Roger, every year,
the Central Park Zoo
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closes from Christmas Eve to
the morning of December 26th.
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-Also known as Boxing Day.
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-We're not interested in your
made up holidays, Private.
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-We take advantage of this
human-free environmental
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to throw a mondo Christmas
fiesta for the animal families
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of Central Park, an
event we like to call--
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-Kidsmas!
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-Kidsmas!
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-Tomorrow morning.
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You know the drill, people.
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Let's open those
assignment cards.
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And let's go make this
the best Kidsmas ever.
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-Excuse us.
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Royalty coming through.
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-Hello.
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Who do give a talking at if
my job is stupid and lame?
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-Lame?
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Children love the
gingerbread house.
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-Yes.
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They also love finding crusty
things in their own noses.
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-Mine had a kazoo.
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-I am king.
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I demand the most important
of all the Kidsmas tasks.
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-Demand denied.
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Kidsmas is a well-oiled machine
with years of tradition.
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Mason always dresses
up as Zoo Santa.
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-Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
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-Burt makes his
famous peanut nog.
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-The secret
ingredient is peanuts.
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-And so on, without swapping
assignments the night
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before the big event.
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End of story.
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-Oh, really?
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What happened to the
freedom of changing?
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What happened to the
right of the peoples?
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I thought this was France.
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-America.
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-No, really.
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I seriously thought
this was France.
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I've been looking for
some decent crepes
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for like three months.
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-Yo, hey, the little
guy's got a point.
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-Yeah, I'm sick of doing
the same job every year.
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-Yes, the pressure of the
lead role is rather brutal.
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-We're on an overnight
deadline, people.
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There's no time to--
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-Yes.
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Let's mixy mix the Kidsmas.
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-Hey!
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-Hey, music.
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That's perfect for me.
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-All right!
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I'm on decorations!
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-[MUMBLES]
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-Best committee ever.
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-Smashing.
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I'm the decorations.
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-No way.
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Me too.
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Look!
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-Best committee ever.
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-No.
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Lame.
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Blah.
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Double blah.
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Yes, yes!
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I will find the
Christmasty tree!
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Truly, there is no job
more important than--
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-Santa!
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-What?
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Who's playing Santa?
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-You are, Skipper.
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It's the last one left.
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You didn't even
pick, and you got
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the most important job of all.
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How lucky is that?
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-Most important?
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-Me?
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Playing the Big Red himself?
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-And I'm your jolly little elf.
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I'm little [MUMBLES].
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-Negative!
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This is a holiday anarchy.
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We go down this road, there
won't even be a Kidsmas.
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-No Kidsmas?
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-Hey, you weren't
supposed to hear that.
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I'm just-- you know what
anarchy is, don't you, kids?
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We've got one night,
and-- chins up, soldiers.
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I've got it covered.
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-We should go total
rock and roll this year.
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Like sledgums, and flash packs,
and ski punk snowmen, or like,
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what's up.
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-Yeah!
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-We should go completely
Charles Dickens this year.
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-Top hats, monacles,
umimpeachable etiquette.
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-Kids love etiquette.
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-See?
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Nothing to worry about.
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It's Kidsmas.
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Santa magic will take
care of everything.
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-Santa magic?
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-It is a thrill to be on the
Music Committee with you guys.
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So let's warm up a
little bit, shall we?
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(SINGING) La la la la la la la.
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[SINGING]
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-Private.
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86 that caterwaul.
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-Curse you, Internet.
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28,000 cat videos, zero
useful information.
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-We wish you a
"meow-y" Christmas.
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I'm sorry, Skipper, but
it's just one party.
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Do you need the
real Santa magic?
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-If Mr. Tub of Jolly has
some sparkly, mystic secret,
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I need to find it ASAP.
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-Then we should ask Santa.
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He'd know.
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Don't get up.
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I'll do it for you.
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-Good thinking, young Private.
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Let's slide.
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-So I'm thikning the
Eastern White Pine.
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Or maybe you're more
of a Douglas Fir guy.
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That's cool.
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Norway Spruce?
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-Must I even louder
for you, Maurice?
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It is not the flavour of the
tree that is the problem.
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It is the not importance of it.
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-I thought tree choosing was
the most importantest job.
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-Yeah, it was-- until
the frowny flatted
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penguin got the better one.
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Now we must find the amazingest
tree in the history of Kidsmas.
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-You really think we can
find a tree like that?
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-Hey, this is New York City,
baby, the capital of France.
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If you can't find it here, you
can not be finding it anywhere.
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-I will find the amazing
tree, King Julien.
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Is this one amazing?
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-Jolly old Saint Nick in sight.
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Now show me your
secrets, magic man.
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-I don't understand, Skipper.
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-Yes.
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Why is the bell ringing?
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And a tip jar?
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That just seems crass.
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-No.
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I mean, I don't understand
why there are two of them.
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-What?
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Sweet Secret Service!
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He's got a body double.
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There must be some primo
magic he's projecting.
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-Look.
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They're leaving.
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-Blast!
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No time to ID which
one is the phony.
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Private, pin a tail
on the Santa Bravo.
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I'm on the Alpha Clause.
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-Look, Sweetie.
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It's Santa!
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-Never mind, Mort.
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Your face tried, but the
glass just wanted it more.
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-I'm tapped out, Your Majesty.
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We've seen real
trees, fake trees--
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-Toilet trees!
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-And you keep turning up
your nose at all of them.
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-Because none is amazing enough
to beat the Santa penguin.
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I need a tree that sits up,
smacks you upon the face
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and says Christmas!
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-This one says it
in 17 languages.
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-Merry Christmas.
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Feliz Navidad.
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[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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-I found it!
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The amazing tree!
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I know it is small and ugly.
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But if somebody was
nice to it and loved it,
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it could grow up to
be a beautiful swan.
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And that is the true
meaning of Chinese New Year.
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-Christmas.
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-What's a Christmas?
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-That tree is perfect.
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Now move the puny tree so I
can get a good look at it.
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Chopity chopity chopping.
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-Oh, minty.
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-Private!
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I thought I put you on
Santa surveillance duty.
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-Oh, well, Skipper,
he went in there.
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-Impossible.
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My Santa went in there.
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Why even have a body
double if you're just
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going to hang out
in the same room?
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-About that-- isn't
it a bit fishy
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that Santa is just
strolling about on Christmas
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Eve with no reindeer or sleigh?
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And he's using an elevator?
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-Both fakes?
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Then how are those
two phony Papa Noels
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tied into this
mysterious disappearance?
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-Wait.
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Santa disappeared?
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-You haven't seen him, have you?
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-Well, no.
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But-- you don't think--
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-No.
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I act with maximum force.
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Initiate Takedown
Protocol Foxtrot, Private.
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You get the first one, I'll
handle-- oh, sugar plums.
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-Skipper?
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-Windup Monkey
Misdirect, execute!
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-Cute toys.
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You know where I could pick
up a couple for my kid?
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-OK.
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I'll take the lead voice,
you'll take the astonado.
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The ding dongs.
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[SINGING]
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-(SINGING) Here come the
bells, I hear the bells.
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That's not the bells.
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What is going on here?
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Excuse me, fellas.
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We're on kind of a tight
schedule here, and I don't--
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-So shut it, already.
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We're trying to write
a Kidsmas [MUMBLES].
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-Hey, yo, Bing.
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You got a rhyme for yellow snow?
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-OK.
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How about-- what?
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Backing off.
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-Rock and roll, Rico.
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Just a few hours till
daylight, and the zoo
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is only halfway decorated.
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-Pardon me.
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I was just--
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-Guys?
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What are you doing?
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-Our jobs, obviously.
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-Decorating in 19th-century
Dickensian regalia.
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-Woah, woah.
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OK, first, we're the
decorations committee.
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Second, Dickens?
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Yeah.
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Did you get a visit
from the ghost
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of Christmas Been
There Done That?
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-No, no.
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We are the
decorations committee.
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And at least our
ideas didn't come
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from the pages of
Winter Hooligan Monthly.
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-Hey.
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How did you know that?
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-I guess we were all supposed
to work together, huh?
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-No problem.
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We can clear your
junk out in no time.
267
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,700
[MUMBLES]
268
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,720
-I say humbug to you, sir.
269
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,210
Humbug, humbug, humbug.
270
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:37,580
-Guys, guys, obviously there's
a difference in styles here.
271
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:40,300
But come on-- it's Christmas.
272
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,630
There's nothing we can't fix
with a little peace, love,
273
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,270
and togetherness.
274
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:44,970
-You know what?
275
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:47,880
I know. [MUMBLES]
276
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,370
-Tut tut, old bean,
think nothing of it.
277
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:54,750
-OK, great.
278
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,960
So how do we solve this?
279
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,860
-Let's say elephant rules.
280
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:01,560
-OK.
281
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,700
What are elephant rules?
282
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,970
-(SINGING) Smash and stomp
with Burt's great heinie.
283
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:10,700
Squash-a squash-a
squash, squash squash.
284
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,830
Cheerio!
285
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:15,540
-Rico, my man, this otter is
about to join the naughty list.
286
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,610
-Not the sleigh!
287
00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,430
-Hey, not a bad
charity haul this year.
288
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,630
-Merry Christmas, guys.
289
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,680
-Merry Christmas.
290
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:29,790
-Huh?
291
00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,260
What?
292
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,240
-Where is Santa Claus?
293
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,670
-What is this,
some kind of joke?
294
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,230
Esposito, is that you?
295
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,590
-Can we really have time
for conspiracies, Skipper?
296
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,840
You promised the children the
zoo would be ready for Kidsmas.
297
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,320
-Santa magic, Private.
298
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,840
We get that, and we're walking
in a winter wonderland.
299
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,890
-Where are you
anti yule radicals
300
00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:56,480
holding Santa and his magic?
301
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,160
-Hey, seriously, where am I?
302
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,770
-You are on the path
to Painsylvania.
303
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,190
Ha ha ha.
304
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,060
-I'm a lumberjack.
305
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:13,820
Arr, matey.
306
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,360
-Hey, somebody is
stealing the big tree!
307
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,940
Not in my city, pal.
308
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,450
-Look at their faces!
309
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,320
Punch it.
310
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:34,480
-This is Chuck Charles, and my
van has just been stolen along
311
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,070
with the city's Christmas tree.
312
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:38,800
-Chuck, without
the van, we're not
313
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,290
really broadcasting anything.
314
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:43,520
-I know, but I am no longer
able to speak in a normal voice.
315
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,160
-The real Santa
must have escaped.
316
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,420
And the impostors are
trying to haul him back in.
317
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,950
Execute Mobile Rescue Op.
318
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:59,370
-But Skipper, the zoo, Kidsmas!
319
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:00,720
-Follow the magic, Private!
320
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,320
Remember the winter
wonderland plan.
321
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,600
-Uh huh.
322
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,300
-Oh, a plan.
323
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:17,470
Good.
324
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,170
What did he say?
325
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,780
-Pow, pow, pow!
326
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,580
-We are losing more
plywood men by the second.
327
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,520
-Hold your ground!
328
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,280
We all knew there
would be casualties.
329
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,670
They got Tiny Tim!
330
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:47,840
-You may strike out
decorations, but you shall never
331
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,760
conquer the spirit
of Charles Dickens.
332
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,850
-And his razor-brimmed top hat!
333
00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,130
-Actually, I don't
believe Dickens
334
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,960
had a razor-brimmed hat.
335
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,340
-Learn your history, chimp.
336
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,630
-(SINGING) Dashing
through the street,
337
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:10,640
I think it's pretty neat that we
scored the best Christmas tree,
338
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,080
hey penguins, you can't eat it.
339
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,870
Julien, Julien, you
really are too much.
340
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,690
-(SINGING) It's time
that thing let off
341
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:22,810
the gas and stepped
on me, the clutch!
342
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,890
-I'm being high speed chasing!
343
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,320
-Quick, pull the clutch.
344
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,850
-Impostors dispatched.
345
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:03,400
Now let's go rescue the
genuine one and only Santa.
346
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,260
-Santa?
347
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:04,960
-Ringtail.
348
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,570
-Santa!
349
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,980
-Tree!
350
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,840
-Animals!
351
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,510
-Confused potato!
352
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:12,350
-Abandon van.
353
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,710
We must save the tree!
354
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,410
-What in the name of good
King Wentz's laws are you--
355
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,150
-Are you sure we're
not too early?
356
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,750
-Welcome to our Kidsmas
winter funderland.
357
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:43,370
-A'sooth, the last doth mean
our Dickensian celebration of--
358
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,320
-Party!
359
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,390
-You know what?
360
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,270
Maybe we'll just come back
on a different holiday.
361
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,900
-No, no, it's OK, really.
362
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,160
We got big fun ahead.
363
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:58,970
We got music-- and games!
364
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,130
We've got games!
365
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:02,660
-Who wants first go
at the Santa pinata?
366
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,010
-Why, you call this
a children's party?
367
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:08,840
We're leaving.
368
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,550
-Wait!
369
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,640
We haven't even decorated
the Christmas tree yet.
370
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,590
-I'd like to go home now.
371
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,620
-Somebody want to tell
me what in the Jack Frost
372
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,960
is going on here?
373
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,550
-Well, Skipper, it
seems some people don't
374
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,720
appreciate the finer
decorating arts.
375
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,960
-And some people are suffering
from chronic boring disorder.
376
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,750
-And some people wrecked my
completely awesome Christmasy
377
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,450
tree.
378
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,700
-You were one of those people.
379
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,320
-I was deliberately being vague.
380
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,230
-I had a vision.
381
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,310
-Fa la la la la, la boo hoo hoo.
382
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,110
Didn't I want you people?
383
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:56,940
I can't leave you alone for
one night without a-- huh?
384
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,380
-You said this would
be the best Kidsmas.
385
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,160
You promised.
386
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,140
-Aww, man.
387
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,930
-We-- we ruined Kidsmas.
388
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,620
-No.
389
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,620
I'm the Santa here.
390
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,610
This was on my watch.
391
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,600
What have I done?
392
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:35,890
-Well, for starters, you roughed
up a dozen of my deputies
393
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:39,230
and helped wreck the world's
most famous Christmas tree.
394
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:42,560
And I thought I
had a busy night.
395
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,030
Hey, Julien.
396
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,740
-Sup, baby?
397
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,940
Here we go, [INAUDIBLE].
398
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:47,640
-Santa?
399
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,070
Real Santa?
400
00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:52,190
Those dime store phony
Clauses work for you?
401
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,630
-They do the charity work.
402
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:54,960
I deliver the toys.
403
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,230
It works out great when they're
not being karate chopped
404
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,110
off a speeding Christmas tree.
405
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,590
-We're sorry, Santa.
406
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,980
We didn't mean to make
such a mess of things.
407
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:08,240
-All I wanted was a tiny taste
of that real Santa magic.
408
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,040
-Santa magic?
409
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,550
But Skipper, you had
that from the beginning.
410
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:14,250
-Really?
411
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,400
Well, then how do I use--
412
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,000
-What am I, your
guidance counsellor?
413
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,950
I got a haul toys to
seven more time zones.
414
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,880
Trust me, you'll figure it out.
415
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:28,000
-What do you suppose he meant?
416
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,710
You had it from the beginning?
417
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,260
-The beginning-- I
don't-- of course!
418
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,160
-Skipper?
419
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,100
-Santa magic coursing
through veins.
420
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,550
Feels ginerbready.
421
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:39,930
Follow my lead, people!
422
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,120
And can I get some
holiday music here?
423
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,770
-That would be
perfect, except that we
424
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,100
haven't practised
as much as we--
425
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,960
-Yo, absolutely.
426
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:54,010
-Santa magic says try it in G.
427
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:57,610
-(SINGING) It's Christmas day,
but you're feeling low with
428
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:01,870
the cold grey skies
and the yellow snow.
429
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:05,470
-Something, something,
something, [MUMBLES]
430
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,450
-(SINGING) But
I'll tell you about
431
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:12,200
one thing you've got to know.
432
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,310
-(SINGING) It ain't
perfect, but it's Christmas.
433
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,660
So what if you didn't get
all your Christmas wishes?
434
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,060
There ain't another day that's
a better one than this is.
435
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:26,010
'Cause it ain't perfect, yo,
but it's still Christmas.
436
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,780
-So Santa's got the best
things that were on your list.
437
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:32,610
-And soldier, tell that
frown to cease and desist.
438
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:38,480
-If you know where to look,
you'll find Christmas place.
439
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,650
-Oh, that's pretty.
440
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,340
We'll sing it one more time.
441
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,260
Maybe you will catch the jist.
442
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:52,500
-It ain't perfect,
but it's Christmas.
443
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,930
So if the day's--
444
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:58,100
-Had a few minor glitches?
445
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:05,230
-Just clean up the mess and
help your mum with the dishes.
446
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,350
-'Cause kids--
447
00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:11,210
-It ain't perfect, no,
but it's still Christmas,
448
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:15,090
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!
449
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,940
Christmas!
450
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,180
-Ho, ho, ho.
451
00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:23,190
-You really did it!
452
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,430
You found the Santa magic?
453
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,750
What was the secret?
454
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,160
-No secret, Private.
455
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,680
Big Red was right.
456
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,220
We had to get back to where
this all started-- trying
457
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,710
to make some kids
happy for Christmas.
458
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:34,410
-That's it?
459
00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:36,330
Santa magic is just
making people happy?
460
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,030
-Yeah.
461
00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,310
Seems to work for that guy.
462
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,050
-Merry Christmas,
Mr. Skipper Penguin.
463
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,870
-And to all a good night.
464
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,420
-Potato.
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