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-What a beautiful day, huh?
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-I'd say borderline
glorious, Marlene.
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-It's days like these
that I'll-- what?
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What is--
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-Is this an ambush, boys, or
an invitation to tea time?
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-Sorry, Skipper.
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We just can't get
the drop on you.
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-Don't tell me.
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You asked them to attack you.
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-Got to stay frosty, Marlene.
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When you dance with Lady
Chaos as many times as I have,
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you could never
tell when or where--
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MARLENE: Look out!
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-Now, that's what I'm
talking about, Kowalski.
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You almost had me.
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-Uh.
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Yeah.
Those darts weren't mine.
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-Oo.
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My mistake.
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Top notch work there, Private.
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-Not mine either, Skipper.
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-Really?
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Then, Rico.
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-[NEGATIVE MUMBLE]
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-Well, then, who?
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[CLAPPING]
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-That clapping.
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I know that icy cold clapping.
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-Ah, Skipper.
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All these years.
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And you haven't missed a step.
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-Hans, what are you doing here?
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-I came to see you, my old foe.
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-Uh, guys.
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Who's the duck?
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SKIPPER: Marlene,
meet Hans, deadliest
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puffin in all of Denmark.
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-Puffins are deadly?
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-Deadly.
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Two-faced.
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Treacherous.
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They can't be trusted.
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-Ah, Skipper, please.
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I've come to say I sorry
about the Copenhagen incident.
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It was my bad.
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-Your bad?
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Made me Denmark's
public enemy number one.
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-You're the reason Skipper
can't go to Denmark?
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-Oh, why dwell on the past?
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Can we not be friends now?
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-Friends?
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-Yes.
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Friends.
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Chums.
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Palsy-walsies.
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I would be honoured to
be a guest in your home.
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-Oh, lovely.
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We can host a get to
know you barbecue.
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-Hey.
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-We'll invite everyone in the
zoo and wear festive hats.
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-Oh, I'll bring the clams.
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-I like festive hats and clams.
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-I will never, ever, ever be
palsy-walsies with that puffin.
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-So what was it that
happened in Denmark anyway?
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-It is such a long story
with so many twists
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and chases and explosions.
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You wouldn't be interested.
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-Oh, I would.
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Really.
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-Skipper?
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I have brought you a
hand-drawn greeting card.
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It says, "Roses are red.
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Posies are green.
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Sorry about Denmark.
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I was too mean.
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Your pal, Hans."
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I also brought flowers.
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And homemade Danishes.
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Come now, Skipper.
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Treat yourself.
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Hm.
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-No sense in these
going to waste.
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-Skipper, give Hans a chance.
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He just wants to be your pal.
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-Marlene, I don't know what
that sick sea bird wants.
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But it ain't friendship.
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PRIVATE: Are you sure, Skipper?
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I mean, these Danishes
are delicious.
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-Mm.
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Pass me another puffin muffin.
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-Oh, don't eat the
puffin's puff pastries.
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They're evil.
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-A bit rich maybe, but
evil seems a trifle-- ow.
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-Skipper, your
deep-seated paranoia
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is understandable
even admirable.
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But I believe science
can show us it is wrong.
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Here is a pie chart of gifts
one might give to a friend-
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cards, flowers, pastries,
and, of course, pie.
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-Yum.
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-On the other hand,
here are things
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one might give to an enemy-
wedgies, contagious viruses,
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flaming sacks of doo doo,
and, of course, poisoned pie.
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-Not yum.
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-Given the evidence, we must
conclude Hans' friendship
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overtures are, indeed, sincere.
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-Come on.
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You can do this, Skipper.
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-Mm.
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Fine.
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I still smell double-cross.
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-Sh.
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Hans, Skipper has something
he'd like to say to you.
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-OK.
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I extend to you my
flipper in friendship.
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Can I go now?
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-I never thought
I'd see the day.
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Please, Skipper, tale this gift
as a token of my gratitude.
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-Well.
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Thank you, Hans.
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I don't really know what to say.
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[YELLING]
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-Come on.
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The exploding rope bomb?
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You didn't see that coming?
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-And this is why we
never forgive and forget.
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-Uh.
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What's going on over there?
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-Hm.
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Someone is sacrificing
penguins to the volcano.
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Eh.
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These things happen.
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[YELLING]
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Hans, It's a fake volcano.
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There's no lava down here.
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-Oh, I had no plans
to fry you, Skipper.
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I only need this
phony bologna volcano
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to hold you for
precisely 38.2 seconds.
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In which time, I will
complete my-- ah!
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-Stop that puffin!
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MARLENE: Um.
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Hello?
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Guys?
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-(GRUNTING) No good.
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He's locked us out.
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-Ah, Skipper.
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This is the perfect revenge.
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Ah.
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In the heart, of one of the
largest cities on Earth,
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with all your weapons
at my wingtips,
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do you now what I can do?
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-He can help animals in
trouble, just like we do.
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-Oh, sure, Private.
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And then, he'll fly away
on his magic unicorn,
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spreading rainbows and
pixie dust wherever he goes.
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-Hans has a magic unicorn?
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Oh.
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I guess not.
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-All clear.
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-Hans will never
see this coming.
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No one knows about our
secret entrance but us.
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-Right you are, young Private.
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-And nobody knows about
our intricate booby traps.
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Nobody could possibly get
passed them not even us.
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Oh, wait.
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-OK.
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We can't get to Hans.
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So we'll just turn up the heat.
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-Hm.
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Where to begin.
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The orbital death ray?
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Nah.
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Hm.
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-Hot enough for you, Hans?
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Kowalski, right now the
temperature in that lair
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is sweltering with a high
chance of back sweat.
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-No sea bird can withstand
that magnitude of mugginess.
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-All we have to do is wait till
Hans flees and then grab him.
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-Roger that.
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I'll see you topside.
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That was a Christmas present.
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-Any moment now,
we'll grab Hans.
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Any moment.
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Here it comes.
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Get ready.
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-Run, Skipper.
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Run.
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She's going to blow!
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-Just wait.
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-So we finish it with fish.
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-Just like Denmark.
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[YELLING]
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-You cannot win, Skipper.
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I'm fueled by a boiling
head, a raging fury--
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-And a babbling beak.
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-You should know that I kissed
your sister on the lips.
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-I don't have a sister.
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And if I did, she
wouldn't have lips.
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-Really?
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Then, who did I kiss?
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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-Don't even think
about it, Hans.
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Your cold-blooded
vengeance spree ends here.
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-(CRYING)
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-Hey, are you?
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You're not crying are you?
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-No.
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No.
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No.
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I just have a
little, um-- (CRYING)
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--what is to become of
Hans the Puffin, now?
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I have no home.
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-No home?
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-The Danes finally caught onto
me and my devilish schemes.
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And they part me
from my own home.
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-So that's why you took my HQ.
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It wasn't revenge?
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-Oh, there was a little revenge.
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But it was mostly because
I have nowhere to go.
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I am a puffin without a perch.
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-Hans, I think I
know what you need.
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-Yeah.
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I'm here to pick up a
transfer for the Hoboken Zoo.
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-Yes.
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We will load it right away.
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How about this weather?
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Hot enough for you?
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-So this Hoboken
Zoo, it is nice?
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-I'll be honest with you, Hans.
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It's a disease-riddled cesspool.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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-I get the five-day forecast.
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But do we need the 10-day?
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What are they?
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Fortune tellers?
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OK.
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You're all set.
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-Right.
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See you later.
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Freak.
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-Well, that wraps
up that chapter
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of my life in a nice little bow.
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-Except, I still don't know
what happened in Denmark.
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-Oh, young Private.
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That's between me,
Hans, and the Danes.
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Get your own secret life.
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MARLENE: Hey, guys.
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Still trapped in here.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,492
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