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♪ If I was in World War
Two They'd call me... ♪

♪ If I was in World War Two
They'd call me "Spitfire" ♪

- What the hell, Bad Guy Number Two?
- What?

Cut!

No, I... I say...
I say "cut" Lana.

Paul, one more!

Can you tell her I sa...

- I'm the director? For fuck's sake!
- He said cut.

We can do better. Come on.

Okay. As
we were. Go again.

Action!

What's the matter? Cut!

- A good take!
- One more!

- Paul!
- Action!

This guy sucks!

- Reset. This time, better.
- And action!

- Cut!
- The director is the one who says "cut."

Who "cut" s? I do!

- One more!
- Take 50! How many takes do you need?

- One more!
- Action! Now! Go!

- Come on, man!
- Action!

Cut!

And that's a cut.

Okay, Lana, that's it. That
was take 60. We got it.

No, you got it. I didn't.

Oh, so you know how to
do my job, is that it?

- I've been here for, what, three seasons?
- Three seasons?

I've been here
seven. Seven, Paul.

Yeah, and you've
always been a bitch.

Well, you know what?

Better a bitch than a mediocre
piece of shit, Paul Kitchener.

- You think it's professional...
- I've had enough of this shit.

...to need
more than 60 takes?

- Lana! Lana!
- Shit.

Lana! Lana! Lana! Lana!

- Hey, guys!
- Lana!

Lana! Lana, over here!

- Hey there!
- Could you sign this?

Want me to sign it?

Thank you!

I love you! Goodbye!

So nice. Thank you.

- Lana!
- Love you!

Oh no! I'm so sorry.

Forgive me, sweetheart. I didn't mean to.
It's just I didn't see you coming, and...

You startled me.

I hate you, Lana Cruz!

Did you see the wallop
Lana Cruz gave her fan?

I hardly touch her. It wasn't like
that. It was like this. It wasn't...

Carmen, have you seen
the one on TikTok?

The star of Special Crimes, Lana
Cruz, from that famous show...

It's a lady slap.

No, I want you to get them to take
it off TikTok and Instagram and...

Prepare yourself to feel
the evil wrath of Lana Cruz.

Fuck.

- Hitting a Lana Cruz piñata.
- That doesn't even look like me.

It's obvious. It was an accident. What
do you think, she's saving whales?

An accident, a misunderstanding.

Was she the top actress in the
biz? Not anymore, sweetheart.

#IHATELANACRUZ

- I hate Lana Cruz.
- Free Lana? Free us from her boring show.

She didn't slap just that
girl. She slapped all of us.

Can't somebody tell
Lana Cruz to go away!

THE BIGGEST FAN

Carmen, the whole thing has been
completely blown out of proportion.

I know it was, totally. And other
people know too. Check this out.

"#Lana is innocent."

- Of course.
- Okay?

"#Free Lana."

Huh? The campaign is working.

- That's good.
- Don't look at the followers.

But what we're going to need

is an apology.

Lana, apologize?

- That's the idea.
- No! No!

- It wasn't my fault.
- I know.

- She was right here. I was startled.
- I know.

Girl, it's me, your friend.

This isn't what
you want to hear,

but if the world doesn't see an
apology come out of your mouth,

this will get worse, much worse.

I started my artistic
career at nine years old,

and I've always had a
great deal of success

and millions and millions
of fans all over the world.

But I want to apologize because I
never meant to hit that little girl.

It was all just a misunderstanding.

That's all.

Now, I'm asking the public and
the media to respect my privacy,

to allow me to deliver on the
commitments that my career requires.

♪ Better make
sure She never gets mad ♪

♪ Or Lana Cruz will come
And she'll slap you bad ♪

I'm at the stand
for Lana Cruz's face slaps.

- A friend knows the girl that she slapped.
- Show everyone how hard it was.

Leave my mom alone.
Think you're so smart?

- Stupid trolls, get a fucking life.
- Your mom's a crazy bitch.

- Are you for real? Fight me!
- Fucking yeah.

Greta, what did you do?

- Did someone hit you?
- Some kids were making fun of you.

I hit back, but there
were more of them.

Honey! Let me get you some ice.

There's never a
reason to hit anyone.

That's hilarious,
coming from you.

Hey! That was an accident.

Well, look, I promise we'll
spend more time together.

- You can count on me.
- I can count on the world's worst mom.

Mm. There are worse.

After the slap,
nobody is watching the show.

I mean, she did assault a fan.

We'll settle this in court!

We're done here.

Special Crimes is
canceled. Forever.

What is Lana Cruz going to do?

- Hello and goodbye, acting career.
- Sayonara, Lana Cruz.

ONE YEAR LATER

Hey, Ma.

Greta, sweetie. How did it go?

Great. I brought you your
favorite gummies, to cheer you up.

Oh, I love you. Thank you.

Mm. Who's about to graduate? Hmm?

- I'm always there for all your big events.
- Yeah.

- Finally!
- Uh-huh.

Carmen, what
are you doing here?

Wait till you see what I
got you. Fab!

An art house film is just what you need.
And they said your career was dead.

- Huh?
- Who said...?

- Not me, I defended you.
- I can defend myself.

Okay, so, your
character is a spy.

TREMULOUS

Sophisticated, mysterious...

- Takes place in the '70s.
- I love it.

You're too young. Best part
is it's based on a true story.

Really? I love that.

- So, when does it start?
- What?

You fly out in the morning.

Eight weeks in Mexico.

- Your home, your people, your music!
- No way.

It's being shot in a little village...

...where nobody will know you.

So you can dedicate
yourself to your art.

It sounds great, but I can't.

I can't miss Greta's graduation.
I promised I'd be there.

Okay.

This is your only
offer on the table,

and it's been a year already.

I don't even get
asked about you.

Shall I talk to Greta? If you
want me to handle it, it's done.

No. No, no.

No, I'll do it.
I'll let you know.

Smile and stay strong,
my girl. I want to see it.

Smile and stay strong.

Greta...

You're making the movie.

I know.

You know I wouldn't go if I
had the choice myself, right?

Besides, you need to spend
more time with your father.

Same as always.

"The price of fame," right?

Your grandma... she
would always say,

"Smile and stay strong."

Can I see you
strong and smiling?

Break a leg, Mom.

I love you!

Talk to me.

Carmen, is this movie
going to save my career?

You do this, and I know it's going
to snowball into other projects.

Then the network's going
to regret letting you go.

We need your
face on that screen for fans to see,

and this is your
chance to do that!

All right, then.
Let's go to Mexico.

Eww, gross...

I'm almost done, okay?

No way!

No! No! No! Is it her?

Am I dreaming?

Has anyone ever told you that
you look just like Lana Cruz,

only a bit smaller,
just a little?

No, I am her.

Ah...

- Oh. No, listen.
- Hey...

I wasn't one of those jerks
who... who attacked you online.

I... I don't hate
you for... for...

Like, you clearly weren't
aiming your hand for her at all.

I know, right? No
one believes it.

Well, I do. I'm, like,
a major, major fan!

- Thanks.
- My mom always told me we looked alike.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah. I should introduce myself.

I'm Polly Melgar.

A servant, a friend,
and a pool expert.

- My pleasure.
- You too!

To be honest, I have
two favorite actresses.

For a young actress,
Danna Paola.

For everything else, it's you.

I've seen all your movies
and your telenovelas.

- My mom and I would watch Flower of Mine.
- Ah.

And remember that scene

when Colunga grabs you by the
waist and just plants one on ya?

That was a good one.

You've got telenovelas here,
the movies in the States,

your daughter,
your... ex-husband.

And you went out with
that blonde chick?

And you released a line of
salsas and lingerie after that.

- That's right.
- You're friends with Ricky Martin?

You really are a big fan.

Yeah, so what
brings you out here?

Like, are you on vacation?
Got a little sweet thang?

I came to do a movie.
It's kinda hush hush.

Oh, really?

Lana! Hey, welcome. I'm Paola.
I'm the assistant director.

Lana, nice to meet you.

Sorry, but, uh, the director wants to
see you right now, and we have to leave.

- Right now?
- Right now, yeah.

Um... I don't know if my agent spoke to
any of you guys already, about production,

but before any calls, I
need a black tea, hot.

Really nice and hot,
with two drops of lemon.

- I'll take care of it.
- Perfect.

Lana! Lana! Lana. Selfie.

Let's go.

- Great filter. Yes.
- Right?

- We're going now? Just like this?
- Whaaaa? No way, man! Lana Cruz!

- Aristóteles is excited.
- She is little.

Oh, you printed your script.

Lana, we'll all
have to be patient,

'cause the director
is really sensitive.

Sensitive? In what way?

How should I put it? He's
in touch with his feelings.

But he's... peculiar,
but a genius. Mm.

So, like, Cuarón, Del Toro, and
Iñárritu all wrapped in one?

No, they're more like
mainstream, you could say.

While this kind of cinema, it's
more experimental and artsy. Mm.

Oh, hey, but is this movie
really the gem they say it is?

A gem that lasts 15
minutes... before the tragedy.

Wait, what tragedy?

What tragedy?

Who said the forbidden word?

Hm?

- Oh, hi.
- Lana Cruz.

With her defeated gaze...

With that nostalgia she
carries in every gesture...

Uh, yeah, no. I hate scripts.

My movie will be different.

But my notes were in there.

That's exactly your problem.

You don't take risks,
but this is art.

- This is reality and cinema.
- Together.

Reality cinema,
because this movie is

- danger.
- Danger.

- Mm.
- Right.

Okay, but the movie is
about Tina Uruchurtu, right?

The movie is what I read?

The movie is about life.
And what is life about?

Nobody knows.

That's
right. We don't know.

Is there any way I could see

those 15 minutes of that
movie you made back then?

I didn't have much time before coming...

How's the place where
we're housing you?

Well...

Exactly. That's
where you'll find Tina Uruchurtu.

What?

I want you to get comfortable with
this, like you grew up carrying it.

'Cause this is Tina Uruchurtu.

It's a toy gun.

Carmen, I want to die.

The director pulled a pistol on me,
burned my script in front of me,

he puts me in this cheap
house just to make me suffer,

and the assistant director
mentioned some tragedy.

I had to drag my own bags
all the way into the house...

Oh, what's her name?

- Hey! Hey, over here!
- Ah! Whoo!

What did you do?

My little niece,
she's a wild child.

She thought it would be funny to
swap the chlorine tablets for soap,

hence the bubbles.

- Sorry, what?
- There's a key. It hasn't been turning.

So I have to keep
coming to do it by hand.

Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

- Yeah, I already put in the flocculant!
- The what? I can't hear you!

Look at this mess!

I know you're mad. I know
you. I can already tell.

It's clear as...
water. Not that water.

And I thought if I
impressed you... But no...

- What? What?
- No, I shouldn't.

- What is it?
- Nothing.

- No, come on.
- Uh... Well, um...

What?

I was wondering if you could get
me a job on your movie. Hire me.

Lana Cruz! Look, I don't
know. I'll be an extra.

Or help the set builders.
I can do it all.

I'm very good with animals.

I could be your assistant.

You know what? First handle this,
then we'll talk about more work.

Oh, hey, um...

Oh, right, I almost
forgot. Here is the Wi-Fi.

- If you need it.
- Oh, great. Thanks.

Oh, and I already took your bags
to your room, so that's done.

I left some of those gummies that you
said on Instagram are your favorite.

And there's tea with lemon

because you like your
black tea with lemon.

Yeah, so should be
good.

I really appreciate it.

- Polly.
- Polly, mm-hm. Right.

Oh, my God!

You haven't changed in 20
years. What's your secret?

Yeah, right. The director just
congratulated me for letting myself go.

Oh, no, no. Don't listen to him.

You're a beauty. Like you
were sculpted by da Vinci.

- Sure. Listen.
- Huh?

What do you know about
the director's tragedy?

Well, um, they say he only filmed
like 15 minutes of this movie, right?

It was so good.

Everyone predicted it
would be the perfect movie.

And then, he never finished it.

What else has he told you? Has he
said anything about this movie?

We went to a park...

where he swung me
like a little girl.

And I just...

And then he

hugged me, like I've
never been hugged before.

And, my god,

what he said...

"I know...

I know the woman you've striven
to be since you were a child."

That, and I'm not
allowed to use any fabric

that wasn't available in
Chilpancingo back in '75.

Bet that swing was a metaphor.

Roberto Belmonte.
You're my co-star.

No, no. You'll be my co-star.

No, really. You are.

No, no, no, you are my co-star.

No, you are the co-star.

You are my co-star.

Whatever.

Well, at least we can
agree that we're, uh...

How do you say it in
Hollywood? We're campermates.

You know, like roommates,
but in a camper.

- Campermates.
- Mm.

Didn't the direc tell you?

Since we're a couple, he wants us
to get used to each other's scent.

Fucking lunatic.

Fucking lunatic.

This is a rehearsal. Don't
think of it as a rehearsal.

You're sculpting
yourselves in time.

Tarkovsky.

Exactly. Always listen
to your conscience.

He is your conscience.

Your conscience is
meta... Metaphysical.

But, look, he's going to
betray you, but you love him.

So, you have to decide
what your priorities are.

Love or hate.

Just go with it. It'll be good.

- Um... Um... Okay, so I, uh...
- Foucault.

No! You're a lioness who walks her
path very slowly, and powerfully.

- Right now?
- No!

'Cause right now
you're in a deep sleep.

But ready to pounce. Okay?

Sure. But so I'm Tina
Uruchurtu, Foucault,

- and a lion? All of those?
- Exactly. Well said, that's perfect.

Yes.

Does this guy not know
who Lupita D'Alessio is.

Is she Italian?

And get ready. Action.

Yes! That's it. Keep
going! Don't let go!

- Lana!
- I said don't let go!

Who is that?

- It's me! Polly!
- Why are these people at my rehearsal?

I came so we could
come to an agreement!

- Yeah, of course she'll say hi to you.
- Sorry, I know her.

Is that the pool girl?

Say hi, everyone!

Cut it.

- What are you doing here?
- That's my dad...

It's a pleasure.

- ...my aunt, my little niece...
- Hi.

- And Chuy.
- Chuy.

When I told them it was
my first day in the movie business

they wanted to root me on.

My aunt got her hair done.

- My little niece is ditching school.
- Tina!

Lana, so sorry. The director is
waiting for you. If you would.

- All right.
- I brought your tea. Want it?

Where is my Tina Uruchurtu?

- Tina Uruchurtu!
- Here's what we'll do.

You guys can stay over there, but only
if you stay quiet while I finish up.

Then we can talk about
career moves for you.

All right! Oh, hey, by the way,
head to toe, you look amazing.

- Thanks.
- And these tits!

Ooh! They look real.

'Cause these are mine.

- Lana! Lana!
- Oh. They look so...

Action!

No!

Caress! Smell each
other! Come towards me!

Exactly, perfect. Very good.

Good, good. Very good.

You love each other! Love
each other! But, doubt it!

Aha.

You love, doubt each other!

Movement of your heart gets
confused with movement of the night!

Yes, yes, you're leaves!

I love it. That was
a great rehearsal.

Great rehearsal.

What? Is it already over?

The more one talks, the
less words have meaning.

Wait, what?

He's quoting Derrida.

The greatest in history.

Aris! Aris, I loved
the rehearsal.

You've outdone yourself,
really!

All right, say "whiskey."

- Come on.
- Whiskey.

Whiskey.

- Can we talk a second?
- Amazing! Still identical. Look!

Polly, you have a job already.
And it's not like you quit, right?

I'm going to work in
film and make art!

You can stick your
job up your...

up your... up your...!

No, no. I mean, I
already quit that job.

I thought I was going
to be your assistant.

That's not what I said.

Here. I got you...

It's just you said, "We'll
talk about your new job."

And, I mean, I don't know, what did
you want me to think? It's confusing.

And you didn't
even take your tea.

I guess there's a reason
they say you hate your fans.

I don't hate my fans.

No? Well, people here are already saying
that you treat your fans really bad.

But don't worry, I'm already deleting
all the bad comments from my photo.

Look at the good ones. "Lana is
cool." And, "She looks really great."

"I thought she passed away."
Um, that one's kind of neutral.

I'll make you my assistant if you can
improve my image on social media, okay?

Great.

Thank you.

No!

Coming here was a bad idea, all right?
The director is a total lunatic, Carmen.

But I get it, I understand.

And if this is what I have to do to
resurrect my career, I'll do it, okay?

This won't be a very
comfortable gig.

Remember, you're there
to win back your fans.

And, I'm working 24/7 to bring
your ass back into Hollywood, baby.

- We're going to bring Special Crimes back.
- Hm. Hey, um... I...

Um...

So, I hired an... an assistant.

A fan, actually.

Her name is Polly, and she
has a lot of followers.

You can't fire her
like you usually would.

- I wish.
- I'm not going to fire her. She's my fan.

She posted a photo of me. She's helping
me get rid of all the bad comments.

Or, just... Look at it this way.

Everyone will see a
happy fan, a happy Lana,

a happy you, a happy movie.

Just don't put
the movie at risk.

And let's hope she's
not a psycho fan.

TEA

MOSQUITO REPELLENT

Who ordered tea?

Um, Polly, I'm not
sure that little outfit

is appropriate to
wear on the set.

What's wrong with it?

- You're wearing fake eyelashes?
- Yeah, it's the Hollywood look.

- Wow.
- Haven't you seen the premieres?

You're supposed to put only
two drops of lemon in it.

I did, but then I tried
it, and it was no good.

And lemons are cheap, so
I put a whole lemon in it.

- What comments have you gotten?
- Ah! I'll look.

I'm sure everyone's
saying, "I hate Lana Cruz."

Uh,
no. No, no. Nothing.

I HATE LANA CRUZ

No, all good things being said.

If you want to take more
photos and post them, go ahead.

- Oh, already?
- Yeah. Closer.

- Watch the road?
- I got it. Just smile.

I know what we need.

Yeah! A little
scream to de-stress!

It works, doesn't it? Don't
you feel like... "Ah!"

A good scream, I swear, it
can even heal daddy issues.

Uh-huh, it works, doesn't it?

It's from a podcast I was
listening to recently.

- A... pod...
- Yeah, you should try it. Give it a whirl.

- Now, really?
- Hell yeah. Go for it.

Go on.

Uh... no. You have to give it
more guts than that. You gotta...

- I think it had plenty of guts.
- Oh, okay.

Anybody knows about
guts, it's you.

DAY 01 OF 40

Good morning!

- Watch out because later you're going to...
- Good morning!

Careful there, please.
Here, Polly. Here.

- There's Paola. Hi Paola.
- Hey, Lana, welcome.

- Actress on location. Can I help?
- Thank you.

I have today's scenes
waiting in your camper.

- Wait, is this an avocado tree?
- Gonzalo, were you able to get me those?

I love it! It's like a
commercial! Or a music video!

Wow! What is this? So cool.
What do they use that thing for?

Oh, hi, sweetie!

Is he an actor as well?

Wow, he really is, huh?

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, yeah! Now, that's
the light I need!

I love it! No, wait!

- No photos on set!
- Right! Coming!

Strong and smiling.

Remember, strong and smiling.

Strong and smiling.

It's our first day of filming. I'm
wishing you all lots of success!

Director?

My work,

it won't be a stain on creation.

No, no, no. It will be the light
that illuminates our spirits.

Film is life, we'd
die without it.

We're putting our lives
in your hands, Lana Cruz.

Mm. Mm.

The whole
world is in your hands.

Whoo!

- I think...
- Okay, everybody, let's get to work.

Happy first day of shooting!

We're ready for places.

I need everything
over here moved to the...

One point one. Take one.

Did you take the documents?

Tina, you're being
pursued by the army, okay?

You love him.

- You'll do anything to save him.
- Hang on to me!

- Cut. Again. More contained.
- Let's cut!

- You're not her dog. Find your light.
- Okay.

- Light you lost.
- One point one. Take ten.

The documents. Let's go.

What did we say? We said you
were going to find your light.

- Remember?
- I thought I was walking toward the light.

Uh, no, that's a spotlight.

- Find your inner light.
- Rolling.

One point one, take 15.

- You sure you're okay?
- I'm fine.

Look for it! It's in you.

- Yes, I will look.
- Don't look. Just find it.

Do you have the documents?

- Cut!
- Take 23.

- Set!
- Action!

- You escape with the documents?
- Cut!

Twenty-four!

Cut!

It's not working for me.

We've almost made it, Tina.

Cut!

Let's bring in... Flores Magón.

Can we get Flores on set?

- Come here. Let's see what you got.
- Flores Magón is my dog?

- Uh-huh.
- What's the deal with my dog?

What? He's a spy.

He's an anarchist,
actually, Roberto.

Not a spy. An anarchist.

One point three, take 20.

Action!

- We've almost made it, Tina.
- I know, I know.

There.

This is a sign.

To each of you. the set
is a temple. It's sacred.

And today,

today it's been profaned.

This can't be happening.
This can't be happening!

That's what I did.

Yeah, I meant to put it on silent.
Instead, I turned off Bluetooth.

Thanks.

Lana.

Look, I think that...

- Let me guess. It's Polly.
- Yeah.

You still have time to change assistants.
Let me know and I'll fire her.

- I'm the producer. If you need it done...
- I don't.

It was only one take she ruined.

The rest is on the director.
I'll fire him, if you want.

No, no, we don't have the luxury of, uh,
losing any more scenes or the director.

Why are we working
with someone like him?

When you see the movie,
you'll understand.

Okay, but no one fires Polly.

Uh... Uh... We'll see.

Polly.

- Yo. Ah!
- Listen, the set is really a temple.

- Uh-huh.
- Which is why we have to respect it.

Oh, yeah.

A hundred percent.

Yes, okay. I get it! Off.

That won't happen
ever, ever again.

Polly, your silence
has to be absolute.

Absolute... Well, the only
absolute silence would be death.

And death certainly is.

Oh, hey, can I ask a favor?

- What?
- Here.

Check these out. I made
these using your photos.

Cool, right? And, I bet they'd sell
for even more if you signed them.

I don't know if you
want to go in on it,

but I already put down
the initial investment.

Polly! I don't think that
anyone would buy these.

No! What are you
saying? Are you crazy?

Lots of folks buy foot pics.

- You have nice feet. Consider it.
- Don't even think about it.

All right.

Okay, well, I guess
I'll see you later.

- See ya.
- Bye.

- How are you, sweetheart?
- Good.

Um... Did school give out report cards yet?

Mama...

- Greta, talk to me. I'm here.
- Room service!

What are you doing here? On
the phone with my daughter.

- Hi, Greta!
- Yes.

This really cute boy just
asked me to prom. No biggie.

- I want to say sorry...
- It's always the same.

...for what happened on set, and
what better way than with my pozole.

- Pozole? You didn't need to do that.
- Isn't a problem my pozole can't fix.

Seriously? Right now?

When's the last time you
had good pozole at home?

I don't cook, so, 30 years.

What?

Well, it's not
popular in the States.

No, it's just that my mom always
wanted me to stay in shape.

Well, look. Not even Mari Trini
would want to resist this pozole.

- It's too late for pozole. Too heavy.
- No, really.

- I'm good.
- Too long without the deliciousness.

- I don't want it.
- No, yes.

- Ah. The airplane is coming.
- No. no. no.

Here comes the airplane!

Eat the pozole plane!

That's it!

You're going to get fired.

Mmm.

- That's really good.
- I told you!

- Right?
- Mm-hm. No.

- Yeah. Polly, no. That was enough, thanks.
- Aww.

Well...

- Shall I sign these for you?
- Yes. I brought this.

- To sign in gold.
- Ah.

Great.

Oh, I love that one!
That's my favorite!

Oh, that one. Like, what a
great era for you, wasn't it?

Well, honestly, all your eras.
But that one... Ooh! So great.

- Thanks for the pozole.
- What? Oh...

- Sorry, I'm very tired.
- Oh, yes.

Don't forget to turn the
pool key or it'll flood.

And I'll send you my location right
now so you always know where I am.

Bye, Greta! Bye!

Oh, Greta,
you still there?

- Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
- Who was that?

My assistant, Polly.

She's helping me with
my fans and all that.

Do you have anything
else to tell me?

Nothing important.

You sure?

- Mm-hm. Get rest, Mama.
- Smile and stay strong!

I love you.

Um...

DAY 03 OF 40

Okay? That's it.

Okay, today we've got
young Lana, Lana in love,

more mature Lana, action Lana.

Which? The one with the flowers?

Action!

Lioness.

Majestic. You're strong.

And now you're a kitten...

You're an eagle,
watching from a distance.

Dragon. Sleeping lioness.

And now, Tina Uruchurtu.

All of that? Internalize it.

Okay. Okay.

- What up, dude?
- Hi.

DAY 05 OF 40

What's going down, clown?

- You better drop that prop.
- What's up?

Before they charge you for it!

Hey, what's up?

Hey guys, lets go get
drinks later. Hey.

Whoo. Whoo.

Lana! Lana! Lana! Lana!

Lana! I've got some of your fans!

Whoo!

Lana!

Check it out!

Huh.

Whoo!

They can't get mad at you if
you take photos with your fans!

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED LANA CRUZ!

We love you so much!

Everyone good? Actress on set?

DAY 11 OF 40

- Oh, Lana. Aristóteles is angry!
- I'm here.

He saw you with your fans.
Better hurry. Let's go.

- You're six minutes late.
- Good morning.

- I'm ready. No, thanks, I'm good.
- Look at the sun.

No, I can't shoot
this scene now.

- Sir, please, I'm sorry.
- Tragedy.

- Sir, don't.
- Not again.

- Yeah.
- Aristóteles.

I'm sorry.

I was only late by six
minutes. And I'm never late.

There were a bunch of
fans outside my house.

- I have to be good around the fans.
- Be zen.

I'm zen, you're zen, all
right? It doesn't even matter.

Thanks to your assistant,
your social media is on fire.

It even got you an audition.
You deserve it, girl!

Oh, hey.

- Who's that?
- The main character who's worried

we're never going to finish the movie
if Lana keeps pissing off the director.

- Are you done?
- He's good-looking! Shoo! Bye.

Cut it!

DAY 13

Cut, we got it! Moving
onto the next shot!

DAY 13 OF 40

Hi, I'm Lana Cruz,
I'm five four,

and I'm auditioning for Dolores.

I know I'm not God's
favorite child...

God's fav... No!
That was horrible.

If he chose me to be the
best drug lord in the world,

so be it.

I loved your audition, dear!

You're going back
to Hollywood, baby!

Tina, someone very close
to you is going to betray you.

Cut. That works.

DAY 15 OF 40

LOVE THAT!

- Whoo! You'll get tons of followers.
- Like that?

Sorry,
dear. No news yet.

But don't lose hope.
Your videos are a hit!

DAY 17 OF 40

Friends, foam party.

Bikini and all, okay? Bathing
suit, don't let me down.

There'll be booze
and everything.

- Hey, been to a foam party?
- Um...

No? You should come. It's
my birthday. It'll be cool.

- You can't hand out fliers around set.
- Oh, no?

Foam party.

You will come, though?

- Dang right, I will. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
- Whoo!

Have you seen Lana?

Oh, yeah, she's in her camper. But
one sec, she's doing an audition.

Come on, Tina!

I'll cover you!

Can I chill
here with you guys?

DAY 32 OF 40

It's... so hard.

I don't understand why they start so early
in the morning, when they end so late.

DAY 34 OF 40

Carmen, darling.

Hey, have you heard
anything about my audition?

Let me know if they
call you. Okay, thanks.

Scheduling auditions, huh?

Bored of this movie already?

- What's it to you? No, no, I'm good.
- Someone order tea?

I want rest, and
I want this off.

DAY 36 OF 40

I did it! I actually
did it! I graduated!

- My daughter.
- Thanks for my graduation gift, Pa.

I'm really
proud of her.

Hell yes! I graduated!

Whoo!

Greta, sweetheart,

you look incredible.

So many congrats.

Tonight, go have a great
time. I love you, baby!

Congrats again.
Dance and have fun.

Don't go kissing any idiots, okay?

We're ready for you.

I'll be right there.

All right.

- Cut it!
- Let's cut!

- We got it.
- Can I have one more? I can do better.

No, I don't
think so. We like accidents.

That's where the truth is.

How do you expect me to do my best when
I get the scene two hours beforehand?

- Aris, seriously, it would really help me...
- Uh-huh.

...to receive the script
early enough to read it.

Okay, okay, no. You
have to help yourself.

You can start by not doing
auditions for other movies,

and focusing on
the one you're in.

- It was you, right?
- Me?

Please, Lana.

- Lana...
- Polly.

My movie still doesn't
have what it needs,

and you're already thinking
about running away.

Are you serious? What is it,
then, that your movie requires?

Let's give the
diva another take.

- I'm the diva? Really?
- Yeah?

How about we take a five?

- Not necessary.
- No!

- I brought you tea.
- I don't want tea right now...

...Polly!

I hate
you, Lana Cruz!

This is too much.

- I'm going to my trailer.
- Ten minutes to clear heads, then back.

No, I really didn't mean to.

I had no idea she was there.

It was involuntary,
like the last time.

- Everything got blown out of proportion.
- I don't care about Polly.

What matters is you
didn't mean to do it.

All right, it was a mistake.

I wanted to help her, but, well,
the girl isn't catching on.

What can I do? She
doesn't get anything.

The truth is, she's
just some fan.

Your offer to fire
her, would you really?

- Yeah, of course. Yes.
- Well...

So, I guess, no tea, then?

Polly,

will you come with
me for a few minutes?

- Yeah.
- It's okay. Come on.

I didn't know anything,
and you all...

Well, you had patience and
you taught me everything.

This industry, the film industry,
is the best job in the world.

- Aww.
- I have to leave you today, but...

But thanks for sharing
your world with me.

The whole thing and
all of you are magical!

Whoo! Let the party begin!

["Espuma"

Whoo!

Whoo!

Let the party begin!

Lana is finished, for real!

Not a single person knows
who Lana Cruz is now!

Lana Cruz fails on set.
Images leaked here.

Did she even tell you, "Thanks"?

I think you got
taken advantage of.

Just don't think all of us
actors are the way she is.

Lana is... well,
she's different.

Like, she's...

She's not a serious actor. She
likes the fame, and that's it.

She doesn't get that she needs likes,
she thinks her fans are replaceable.

Lana, love,
what's up with Polly?

Did you fire her? What are we
going to do about your fans?

Lana is honestly a bad person.

And that's the reason this fan,

who would always defend her,

is telling you today, after
spending time with Lana,

I never thought
I would say this,

I hate Lana Cruz.

DRAFTS

SAVED

Thanks.

Good morning.

DAY 38 OF 40

Good morning, guys?

What happened to you?

Uh... I twisted my ankle, but just give
me a painkiller, and I'm good, you watch.

Would you send the doctor
to the campers? Thanks.

Code red. Code red. I'm headed
to the production office.

- You want my help?
- No, I'm good. I'm good.

She can't even walk. The chase scene
in the basement's scheduled today.

- And only two shooting days left.
- Okay, what can we shoot without her?

Well, any more news
to tell your mama?

How did your prom go?

Fine. You didn't come.

And you don't really care.

- Greta...
- You missed everything.

You weren't there for my first
period, any of my plays...

- Greta.
- ...black belt ceremony...

Your manager picked out
my quinceañera dress.

You were shooting a
tortilla chip commercial.

Later.

Not easy being a
good mother, huh?

What do they say in Hollywood?

Break a leg.

Well, how about that,
right?

Yes, I get it.

And I haven't broken a thing!

- No pain at all.
- Remember what Derrida said?

- Actress on set!
- Uh... Nope.

Is this a joke?

- Ow! Ow!
- Polly could stand in for you.

Then, we wouldn't lose a day.

Perhaps you'd like to thank her.

Thank you, Polly.

You got it.

- You look great.
- Thanks, you do as well.

And you look very, very
good for showing up here,

all tiny, with your
back to the camera.

And freeze.

Camera doesn't move! Polly
exit, Lana, enter for close-up.

I think if you lift your leg up
right here, it really works for...

- Yeah, thanks, Polly.
- Mm-hm.

- Leg.
- Set!

Cut there.

We can use that.

Happy birthday, Polly.

Thanks a lot.

Good thing you weren't at my party.
Since you had me fired and all.

Since we're having this confession time,

actress to actress,

everyone's been
singing your praises.

- And "everyone" is...?
- They're like, "How chill is Lana!"

Or, y'know, like, "She's really
not as annoying as I imagined."

But you know the thing
no one has said yet?

"How amazing is she
doing in this movie."

You really could
do better, Lana.

Don't disappoint the few
fans you actually still have.

- Listen...
- You've already disappointed me.

And the way you're playing it right now,
this movie's not saving your career.

Who gives you
support, huh, Lana?

Or celebration?

Who brings you your stupid tea
and defends you on the Internet?

And now you still want me to be
responsible for motivating you?

Know what? I'm done. I can't!

I can't do it anymore,
I can't. I can't.

I can't deal with that or the weight
of your personality! I can't do it.

And between you and me, your character's
not anywhere near as complex as Roberto's.

I could do your part.

Roberto's creating
a complex character.

He's amazing, look at him!

The guy is a literal genius.

Then I'll rack to her...

- Uh... Lana, you're in the shot, so...
- I have something to say.

- Sure, just, you're ruining my shot...
- Mm... Pl... Look.

This whole time, I've stayed quiet,
but I need you to listen to me now.

I can do better.

But I don't need
animals or philosophers.

I have 40 years
in this industry.

You direct me clearly,
I act in response. Hm?

That's how this thing gets done.

I loved that.

Damn, I love this industry.

Don't believe what
they tell you.

They're trying to
debilitate our movement.

You think I'd trust an
officer from the regime?

I love you, Tina Uruchurtu.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Cut!

- That's a cut!
- Did you feel it?

Yeah.

You are Tina
Uruchurtu. There it is.

Wonderful! There!
There it is! Yes! Fire!

I think the coast is clear. Do it.

Shoot.

- Cut!
- Cut! Let's cut!

DAY 39 OF 40

That was beautiful.

Polly!

Polly!

They told me you came to get your things.
I wanted to thank you for your advice.

Polly, listen, I know this whole
thing happened really quickly.

- Uh-huh.
- But, look, the thing is that...

...my daughter graduated, and
I felt awful because I wasn't there.

And Aristóteles, you
know how he is... Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah. No,
your life is hard.

Polly. Will
you listen to me?

Yeah, no, always, I
always listen to you,

Alana del Carmen García Cruz.

Whoa,
hey! You know my name.

Of course
I know your name.

I know lots of names!

Karol G, Carolina
Giraldo Navarro.

Chayanne, Elmer Figueroa Arce.

Bad Bunny, Benito
Antonio Martínez Ocasio.

Selena Gómez?
Yeah, Selena Gomez.

You know it's been 30 years
since I got to eat pozole?

And that's my life.

I've never been able
to eat what I want.

Everything I do, I'm criticized.

I don't know my daughter.

I wasn't at my mother's
funeral. Imagine that.

All so that one day, I'd wake
up, and the world would say,

"I hate Lana Cruz." I
left it all on the screen.

The only friend I have

is my agent.

Oh, you poor thing!

Poor woman!

"I'm trapped inside
of my gilded cage,

and... and I can't have all
the gummies I like eating!"

- "I'm sick of hooking up with sexy men."
- My bag, do you know where it's at?

- I don't know. I guess in the camper?
- Shit!

My gun was in my bag, Polly!

Aristóteles is going to go
ballistic! He'll kill me.

He asked me to rehearse
the final scene today.

- We talked, like you said we should...
- Oh, so the blame is on me?

- I've had enough of you!
- Is it on me or is it not then?

- I don't get it. Yes or no?
- You could be doing better too!

♪ Just the snap
of your fingers ♪

♪ And I am at your service ♪

♪ And you kiss me ♪

♪ And you have me
when you want ♪

♪ You chase me and you hurt me ♪

Because you're just way too damn nice!
You're way too sweet and you're...

I don't know, you're a
bonehead, or an idiot and...

Anyway, here we are!

We're going to go get
Lana's fuckin' bag now,

'cause Lana needs
the damn thing.

We can't have the director
mad at her, can we?

♪ You hurt me
and have me fired, and... ♪

I think the director is finally
understanding how I work.

So, I don't know, maybe this
might not be such a bad movie.

Purely good news today, huh?

The network, they wanna
talk about Special Crimes.

They... Hang on, what? I... I
don't get it, what the hell?

They canceled my show.
What more do they need?

- Did they change their minds?
- Only a check-in, to see how you're doing.

They may want to
bring your show back!

You earned it, baby!

If you can handle that amateur
Aristóteles, you can handle anything.

- Well, he's not a total amateur, actually.
- Enjoy your moment, girl.

Nothing can stop us, okay?

Is everything cool?

Yeah, looks
like it. Let's go.

This
chick, I swear.

Sweet!

And who were you expecting?

I'm Lana Cruz!

Get back down! Go, go, go!

It's Polly, the spy.

If he wants me to be the
best drug lord in the world,

so be it.

No! Stop him!

Wait! Be careful!

Run!

I'll give my life for
you, listen to me!

Save yourself, bastard!

No! Save yourself!

I will suffer!

- Stop right there!
- No! No! No!

It's always something
with this chick, man.

Look, tell her we don't
want her back on set again.

And don't let this leak.

Hang on, let me try again,
just once and I think...

- Come with me now.
- She's gonna answer. We're close.

Please, just let me do this. I'll
go if I have to, I'll cooperate.

And I'll listen. I'm just
trying to reach my friend.

So she can explain it.

And to think, we almost lost it.

What?

Your pistol.

That assistant you had, I don't know
if she's your friend, that Polly girl,

they caught her going
through a bag in your camper,

and the bag had all of your things
inside of it, and she was stealing stuff.

And your gun was
in the bag. Mm-hm.

So Gonzo finally said, "I've had it
up to here. Enough already. Bye."

And I really don't get how that
lady got so confident around here.

I'm going to say it, I was not on
board with her being your double.

But then why didn't
you say anything earlier?

Oh, well, you know, in this
business, you've got two choices.

You can be the one who's always right,
or you can keep your job, honey.

RECENT CALLS POLLY POOL GIRL

What's up, it's Polly.
Well, Polly's voicemail.

I can't answer 'cause I'm on set.
I make movies now. You get it.

Leave me a message. Bye!

You're still sharing
your location with me.

Sorry.

You already apologized,
like, so many times.

I make
mistakes, too, Polly.

You know, when I
met you that day,

my first thought was
of, uh... of my mother.

I could feel her there.

We were both your fans.

And when my mom got sick,
we couldn't leave the house,

and so we watched TV all day.

And she'd always ask to
watch your telenovela.

"The one with Lana
Cruz."

She loved what you did so much.

Then one day, she was gone.

And that's all.

That was absolute silence.

Damn, that got dark fast. Yikes.

Why didn't you ever tell me?

All right, you may
as well help me here.

Well, I didn't tell you because your
star problems are always more important

- than anything I'm dealing with.
- No, that's not true.

Oh, hey, that looks great,
actually. Let me see. There.

Let's make a deal.

I'll buy this bracelet

if I can learn who Polly is.

Well, it's going to cost
like five thousand pesos.

- You're not losing money on it?
- Lana Cruz helped me make that one.

You got a deal. Sold.

Okay, first of all,
your name is Polly?

Hipólita Melgar Camacho.

Nice to meet you, Hipólita.

I'm Alana del
Carmen García Cruz.

Yeah, I'm aware.

Obviously.

Hey, what's up?

Yeah, man, of course I am!

Listen up, peeps!

Now, this broad looks
like the chick on TV.

Yeah, yeah, they resemble each
other, but it's not her. Got it?

So no one talk to her or bother
her or do anything at all. Got it?

Okay, sweet.

It's just, Greta doesn't get that I
do it for her. Well, for her future.

Mm-hm.

I mean, you have to give this job
everything, but I'm missing her life.

That's what's happening. I miss everything
to shoot tortilla chip commercials.

Really, I just want her
to be happy. Well, free.

Free and happy.

Not like my mother.

Mari Trini treated you badly?

Mm-hm.

Bad like Lucerito, or
was it more like Anahí?

Just imagine I'm
sitting here with Luis Miguel,

and we're drinking and
hanging out and whatever,

and I say, "You wanna trade
my mother for your father?"

And you know what?
He didn't want to.

Ouch.

The truth is, I don't
even know that...

...that Greta likes what I do.

Or that she'll respect
me when she's older.

Another tequila? It's on me. Today,
my phone cases sold like crazy.

Just one. I have a call
at 9 a.m. tomorrow.

Mm-hm.

- Cheers, dude!
- Cheers, girl.

Ah!

Ha! I beat ya!

Watch this.

- Ah, dude! What the...? Ooh.
- It's wild, right?

It's alive and breathing,
that's crazy. Oh, fuck that!

How can you not even
eat one taco? I can't...

There we go. Mm-hm.
It's great, right?

- Lana!
- Whoo!

Polly?

♪ Just like yesterday ♪

- You're singing's nicer with the taco.
- Mm-hm.

Whoo!

Greta!

Your mom is the shit!

And she loves
you so much, am I right?

So much, honey! Even
more, I adore you.

And listen, I miss you a lot,
and I want you here in Mexico.

And I also want to tell
you that... that...

I'm so proud of you, sweetheart.

And I love you with my
entire heart and soul.

And I'll always be here for you.

Okay? I love you, sweetheart.

Come to Mexico. Come to
Mexico! Come to Mexico! Greta!

Hang on, I'm on my way.

Oh, jeez, this is so bad.

I can't find Lana.

- Maybe she's asleep, it is Sunday.
- She always answers immediately.

Uh... Maybe she
broke her cell phone?

Mm!

Look, I'll give her a call.

It's her voicemail.

Okay, you try again.

No.

Okay, let's both try.

Still no answer.

Look, you know what?

Um...

Buy some flowers and
bring them to her house.

- And tell her they're from production.
- Mm.

You can't just show up and be
like, "I thought you were dead!"

I didn't say
I thought she was dead.

- I wasn't saying...
- That would be the worst luck!

- That's why you need flowers!
- If she were dead... That would...

You're right.

- This cannot end in tragedy.
- No.

- No, this won't end in tragedy.
- No.

- I'll pick up the flowers.
- Yeah.

Huh. It won't end in tragedy.

No, please be kidding!

- Polly?
- Mmm?

Oh, God, where am I?

- Wake up!
- I don't get it...

What time is it?
We gotta go!

- Huh? Go where? Hang on, hey!
- Move it!

Let's do this! Are you
super hungover girl?

No way, Lana.

No, man! Please!

Holy shit.

It's just, um... we kinda,
sorta don't have any gas.

- Huh?
- I mean, I put some in, but only a little.

I didn't have much cash. My
card didn't have sufficient...

Polly, I have to be on a
super important call soon!

Why?! It's the weekend!
What are you working for?

In this industry, there's
no such thing as weekends.

Damn it! I can't get a signal!

- No?
- No.

Let's see if I get one.

Nope.

Still nothin'.

We should start walking that way.

That way? Are you nuts? No way.

You want to get there or
not? It's a shortcut, okay?

I know it, 'cause I'm from here.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

I can't believe that... that you
don't have the basics in your truck.

- Oh, the basics, huh?
- Gas? Gas?

Lana!

Lana!

Sorry to just show up here
like this. it's Paola.

I have a, uh,

a little gift from production.

Um, can I come in? Are you here?

Damn it.

I think you're going to need to
tell them that you had an emergency.

Look! Are they going to eat us?

Those are pelicans.
They only eat fish.

And you don't look
like a fish to me.

Gonzalo, she's not here! Lana?

- I knocked, I entered without permission.
- Lana!

I looked everywhere, the whole house.
And I don't think she even stayed here!

- There aren't dangerous animals?
- Right!

- This won't end with tragedy!
- There's no tragedy!

Get a receipt for the flowers?

You got any food over there?

Mm, no. My fanny
pack is in the truck.

One job you had.

Just one job, Hipólita.
That's all that was asked.

"You had
one job, that's all."

You know what, I tried, I
fucking tried, I really did!

I don't know why the hell
I was worrying about a fan

who was mad at me!

You tell me why
I've been worrying

about an old lady who earns
money playing dress-up!

Do not, do not, do not,
try to befriend your fan!

Yeah, you should never
meet your heroes.

Mm.

Give me one.

No. Nope. Nah, 'cause I...

- Give me one!
- What the hell? What are you doing?

Leave me alone!

Just think.

Like, what if this is a plan that
Aristóteles made to awaken the lion?

No way, come on.

Or what if that
girl, you know, Polly, kidnapped her?

I'm just saying. Like with
Yolanda Saldívar and Selena.

- No, wait a minute, look.
- No.

We're talking about Polly.
What could she do to her?

I'm going to kill you!

Ahh.

Didn't anyone ever
teach you how to share?

That's low.

Didn't anyone teach you how to say
"please" to ask for what you want?

You know what? People like you
are the reason I left Mexico!

Mmm.

Know what, Lana?

You were a better actress when
your mother was still alive.

You wanna know the
biggest mistake I've made?

Hm?

Trusting a "grown woman,"

whose greatest wish in life,

at 30 years old, was to
meet some actress she liked.

I hope you never have to
depend on someone like that.

Oopsie!

Oh, yeah, you're like that!

- Paola.
- Huh?

We're gonna have to talk to the police.

Why would we have to
talk to the police?

Have you talked to
Lana, or... or Polly?

- Someone kidnap her? Like that one singer?
- What?

- Selena!
- Selena.

- No, no, not that one.
- All right.

Do you guys think
this thing will end...

Will end up in a mmm...

A tragedy?

- What now?
- A tragedy!

- No. No. No.
- Uh-uh.

You all looked really nervous.

We're on top of the whole thing.

Tell her to send her location.

It's Lana!

- Where is she?
- Send your location.

- Is her wardrobe with her?
- Silence! Too many voices!

- Lana, are you all right?
- No, I'm not all right!

I'm really lost!

Were you kidnapped by Polly?

No way, man! You think Polly could
kidnap me? She's a complete asshead!

- Lana?
- Pao?

- Lana?
- Paola?

- Think I'm an asshead now?
- Paola?

- Can you speak up, Lana?
- Paola?

I lost her.

POST

Oh, no! No!

Lana is honestly a bad person.

And that's the
reason this fan...

Listen.

- ...who'd always defend her...
- Polly posted.

- I gotta see this!
- How'd she get service?

- Just relax.
- ...I never thought I'd say this.

I hate Lana Cruz.

"I hate you, Lana Cruz."

And, there you go. I called it.

This is going to end in tragedy.

How much is this
going to cost us?

Polly, Polly, Polly!

#IHATEYOULANACRUZ

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, it can't happen again!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No!

Remember Lana Cruz? Back at it!

I think I'm the only one
who doesn't hate her.

- Go, Team Polly!
- Polly! Polly!

I think it's time
to call the police.

But make sure they're very
discreet. No one can find out.

Initial reports seem to suggest that
Lana was out partying with a fan,

and then she was kidnapped!

They say she got wasted.

Apparently, she joined a cult!

Polly, the Yolanda
Saldívar of her generation?

Be honest. The person who's
suffering the greatest...

Aris, my guy.

Do you really want
to finish this flick?

Or are you going to let Lana
Cruz end all of this in tragedy?

Come on, use the
accident to help, man.

Live your life and
embrace the danger.

I can do the last scene for you.

They're never going to
forgive me for this.

Not showing up for the
last day of shooting...

And it's the movie that was supposed
to save my career. I'm done.

Smile and stay strong.

Smile and stay strong.

Why do you always say that?

Smile and stay strong.

Understand? Smile
and stay strong.

All right, now let me see
you. Be strong, smile.

Those tears...

- "Save them for the cameras."
- only for the camera!

- Okay, so, smile and stay strong.
- "Smile and stay strong."

Or do you want to be like all the other
little girls out there who don't matter?

Well, I was one of
those girls, Lana.

Those "little girls who don't
matter." But I saw you on TV.

And it made me feel better.

If it's any consolation, it helped my
mom not to have to suffer at the end.

Thank you.

As opposed to...

...my mother, who would be yelling
at me now, because I'm lost.

Because I'll
probably lose my job.

And I have no idea
how to handle it.

Greta would say she
hates me.

She always says that.

I... never said anything
like that to my mother.

I never could.

Why not?

Well, because she'd
never love me again.

Did it make you
stop loving Greta?

No, I could never do that.

She's my daughter.

Okay, you told me what Mari Trini
would say, what Greta would say.

And Lana?

What's she saying?

I hate you for
controlling me all the time, Mama!

Because I'll be an actress
that's so kick-ass!

I'll be the one to decide how!

And...

And I'm going to be a bad-ass
mom, the way I want to do it!

To Mari Trini!

And, also, to Mari Trini,

because you never know, right?

- I think you deserve to eat a gummy.
- Oh, you still got those?

Yeah, I was saving them
for something special.

Oh, listen, um...

it's just...

I made a video, and I posted it.

I said that I officially
hate Lana Cruz.

- Huh?
- I was just really mad, Lana.

When I have a signal, I will take it down,
and I'll defend you, like I always do.

You know, sometimes,
I also hate Lana Cruz.

But...

somewhere out there, there's
another Polly, just like you,

and she needs to see
this movie we're making,

and so we have to get to this
last day, however we can.

- How can we?
- I don't know, but we have to get there.

Yeah. Right on!

Initial reports seem to suggest
that Lana was out partying with a fan.

- Then she was kidnapped afterwards!
- No, no!

The famous actress' whereabouts are
still unknown. Where is Lana Cruz?

- Do I look like a spy?
- It's day 40 of filming!

- Do I look good?
- Let's focus and wrap with enthusiasm!

- Got it.
- We're ready.

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm.

- Final day.
- Final day. Going to be great.

- Ready?
- Yes, 15 minutes. Uh...

Places, please!
Let's get a take!

- God, I'm so thirsty.
- Shh! Shh, shh, shh!

Come on, here.

What?

See that?

Did you bring your gun?

Yeah, what for?

There's no other option now.

Either we do this, or
we don't make it there.

Okay.

- Follow me.
- Uh-huh.

Shhh! Not a sound!

Let's do this.

Ow!

Okay, you dirty scumbag!
Justice has come for you now.

Did you think you'd get
away with it, asshole, huh?

Are you ready to meet
your maker? It's over.

They've been looking
for you since yesterday.

- Shut your face, bonehead!
- Yeah, bonehead!

- Now move aside!
- Yeah, move aside!

- What is this mess? Get it out of here!
- What is this mess?

Get it... out of here!

Seventy-seven point one. Take one.

- Set!
- And...

And...

Set.

Set.

This
isn't working.

It just doesn't... it
won't work without Lana.

With... without my
Tina.

No, I can't do it.

I think that it's better
if it ends in tragedy.

- No! No!
- Yes.

Ari...

But... Sir, it...

Just give me a... Aris!

- Aris!
- No, wait, sir! Aris!

Aris, we can fix it in post!

I hate you, Lana Cruz.

I hate you, Lana Cruz.

I hate you, Lana Cruz!

I love you, Lana Cruz!

Why are you so tense!
Girl, scream it out!

No, I can't.

Oh, just scream, Lana, let's go!

- Whoo!
- Whaa!

Oh, wait, isn't that Aris?

- That's Aris, right? Yeah!
- Aris!

Aris!

Aris!

We did it! We're here!

I'm here, Aris!

Hey! Hey!

It's us!

- Fucking Lana.
- Another tragedy for our resumes.

Seen my mom?

- Just a second.
- Who's your mom?

- It's Lana!
- What?

Lana? Lana?

Lana!

- It's Lana and Polly!
- Oh, shit!

Over here!

- 'Kay, now you can brake!
- Yes!

Brake then!

- I don't know how to!
- How can that be?! What do you mean?!

What do you mean?! Brake then!

Brake, Lana!

- I don't get it! You're driving!
- I'm just steering!

Slow down.

- Why didn't you tell me you don't know?!
- Brake, Lana!

- You live here!
- Yeah, but I'm not, like, a sailor! Jesus!

Neither am I!

- Brake, Lana!
- Brake! Brake! Brake!

- Out of there!
- Out of the way!

Brake!

Brake! Brake! Brake!

Brake, now!

Roll the camera! Roll the camera!

Brake! No!

No! Oh my God, brake!

Mama?

Mama!

Mama, are you okay?

Call the paramedics! I hope
this doesn't end with tragedy!

Aristóteles was filming it! You
know how he loves accidents!

Honey, what are you doing here?

Sorry, Mama.

It's okay, look,
I'm fine. I'm fine.

I was scared I would lose you,

and I wouldn't get
to say how I felt,

that I'm proud of you, and love your
work, even your tortilla chip commercial.

I'm so proud of you,
too, sweetheart.

I know, you told me in
that video with Polly.

Polly?

Polly! Polly!

Polly!

Polly, are you there?

Help me, please! We need
to lift this! Help me!

And, one, two, three!

Push! Come on, towards me!

Polly! Polly!

- Polly, are you okay?
- For your fans.

Polly! Polly!

Polly, please, will you
answer?! Say something, Polly!

Isn't this what you all wanted?!

For me to be left
without my biggest fan?!

Well, you got it!

Please, my fan! Hate me all you want
if you need to, but stay with us!

Please!

Polly!

Are you all right?

- You saved me!
- Oh, yes!

My hero, Lana!

Lana!

I don't know... I don't know how I
could say such awful lies about you!

You're...

Don't worry about it.

You mean the world to me.

Lana, you're just the best
actress in the whole world!

And you're not just a fan to me anymore!
You're the best friend I've ever had!

I could never hate
you, Lana Cruz!

Never!

She survived, guys! She's alive!

It's a miracle!

All Lana, you guys! She's a hero!

Yeah!

Smile
and stay strong.

Understand? Smile
and stay strong!

No, no, no.
You need to let go.

Any notes for me, sir?

No.

You are Tina Uruchurtu.

What happened to not ever
selling yourself to the regime?

You don't understand.

None of us ever
understand anything,

and that's what
always silences us.

Whoa! Hey! Hey!

But the only absolute
silence there is...

is within death.

Cut it!

Let's cut.

And final scene!

It's perfect. It
didn't end in tragedy!

It didn't end in tragedy!
It didn't end in tragedy!

We've got it, guys!

All right, cats and kitties!

That's officially a wrap on
Lana and our film Tremulous!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

I heard you were trying
to steal my part.

You ladies did it.

The actress everyone
forgives, Lana Cruz.

No, Lana!

- You can't go around slapping everyone.
- Okay.

You're a well-known
actress, you can't. Nope!

You can't either,
Greta. Thanks, hon.

But me...

Oh, I'm just a fan.
I'm un-cancelable.

Lana, Lana, over here!

I love you!

Over here, Lana!

So, wait, what exactly
was the movie about?

I'm not sure, really.

It's just art.

Hi, can I get an autograph?

- Uh, sure.
- No. Polly, could you sign?

Mmm... hm? Sure.

- What's your name?
- Daniel.

Polly.

- Mm-hm.
- Thank you!

It's exhausting,
this fame thing.

Lana Cruz debuted her latest
movie at the Zagreb Film Festival

to overwhelming success.

The actress has now decided
to focus on new projects,

turning down a reboot of
her show Special Crimes.

A surprising move for her.

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