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You're coercing me into putting up

a dating profile.

Shinwell Johnson,
we're not to be ignored.

An order arrives, an order is executed.

What do you want?

I'm not looking to bribe you, Dr. Derian.

When you can't stand
in the middle any more,

when you can't play both sides

who are you?

I was warned that you
were a dangerous person

to have around. If you don't find

another job within two
months, then you're fired.

Have you ever felt like you're
not good enough, Dr. Watson?

I think everybody has.

My last name is phipps.

There are expectations.
Achievement. Vigor.

But my health has
never fully cooperated.

First, epilepsy.

It got so bad, I had to have a surgery

to sever the connection
between the lobes of my brain.

There we go. Yeah. It never rests

for very long now.

I'm sorry.

So you're not controlling that?

Why would I undress in front of a man

that I just met, Dr. Watson?

No. No. No one told me
that this could be a side effect

of the surgery. Sometimes my left hand

works against what I'm trying to do.

Other times it goes off
on missions of its own.

I'm sorry if I'm staring,
Mr. Phipps, but I've

never seen a case of alien
hand syndrome in person.

A year I've been living like this.

A year of my own hand
working against me.

Well, unfortunately,
there is no known cure.

It's so rare that it... There is a cure.

There has always been a cure.

I just need a doctor who's
willing to give it to me.

Dr. Watson, I'd like for you
to amputate my left hand.

I mean... It's driving me insane,

and I think it might want to hurt me.

Well, I mean, it's a
neurological phenomenon.

Your hand doesn't
want anything from you.

I want it gone. First of all.

I'm not a surgeon.

Eight surgeons have turned me down.

You are a thought leader,
you're a man of influence.

You can help me find one.

You are not gonna
find a reputable doctor

who's willing to cut off
your hand, Mr. Phipps.

Everything all right in here, guv?

It is, shinwell, thank you.

My family can pay.

I am very familiar with
who your family is. Listen,

I understand

that you are suffering, Mr. Phipps, and

I will work with you,

but I'm not gonna help
you amputate your hand.

The man obviously trusts you.

Perhaps you can influence his decision.

Dr. Watson is not keen to negotiate.

I'll pay. 15 grand to make the approach.

Well, there's no need to
be quite so spendy, guv.

I know a bloke in Brighton

who will lop that hand off for 50 quid.

And 15, of course,
is just a starting offer.

Yeah... Dr. Watson was

quite clear... no amputations today.

Sorry to disappoint, Mr. Phipps.

How can I help you, miss?

I'm just trying my luck with Dr. Watson.

Unfortunately, we've changed our policy

regarding pharma reps. No loitering.

So...

What are you doing in our office?

Gathering ideas. Taking attendance.

That's good. You've
learned not to ask why.

Do you mind if I just...?

Not too many.

I'm rather fond of it.

Professor moriarty would
like similar specimens

from each of the fellows at the clinic.

Doesn't have to be hair.

A tissue, maybe.

All right.

So, you're collecting DNA.

What do you want theirs for?

Hey. Let's check again.

You're more obsessed
with my profile than I am.

Not obsessed, just in awe.

It's like an eclipse
or the northern lights.

You're actually getting likes.
You cracked the dating apps.

Is the vibe weird in here?

Hello. You with me?

Ever since that night
with your spinal patient,

the vibe's been like... weird
between you and Watson, right?

I haven't noticed anything.

Can I help you with something?

Geez Louise.

Good night, Dr. Derian.

I have something for you.

What is it? I know, officially,

I'm supposed to be looking for a new job.

I understand Dr. Morstan
doesn't trust me.

I can't be part of the spinal
signal project anymore,

I accept that.

Mary is not one to walk back a decision.

There are meaningful
concessions in there.

Please just read it.

If you think it is worth
saving, then just...

Say so. Pass that on to Dr. Morstan.

Ingrid, I know this wasn't easy for you.

Dr. Watson, do you know a
man named Cameron phipps?

Yes. He just came into the er

via ambulance, and
right before he passed out,

he asked to see you.

He came in with chemical burns

on his right shoulder and his back.

I didn't get the whole story,

but I'm told it was hydrochloric acid.

You're Watson?

I'm Damian phipps.

Cameron's brother. What
happened to him, Damian?

We were touring the
new labs we just endowed.

Students were working in there.

Walking past one of the
lab stations and cam...

It just happened before
any of us could stop him.

He grabbed a container
that was half-full of liquid

hydrochloric acid, I think... and

poured it on his back. Wait.

So he burned himself
with hydrochloric acid?

He didn't want to do it, Dr. Watson.

He was screaming in agony until

the pain meds took hold.

Did Cameron burn himself, or was it...

Cameron's hand?

I'm gonna die. This
thing is going to kill me.

No, no, you're not
gonna die by your own h...

You're not gonna die.

I'm not gonna let that happen.

Sorry.

Maybe we should just...
Let it do what it wants.

Cam, world needs you. For what?

I'm a freak with an alien hand,

and now I have the burn scars to match.

Nurse Andrews, can you restrain
Cameron's left arm, please?

I'll keep my eye on him.

Absolutely I will.

Hey, hey, hey, I need you for one thing.

Yeah, be my brother.

Can you believe Damian's my brother?

He just glides through the world.

Yes, of course I can. You both have

widow's peaks, you
have flared eyebrows,

and your...

You're being facetious.

You have my sympathies

for everything you're
going through, Mr. Phipps,

but you are in the right place.

My team and I, we do
work on unusual cases.

And if you let us, I promise
you we will find a way to help.

Chop it off. Give him what he wants.

It's not even his dominant hand.

Cameron phipps can afford

the best prosthetics on the market.

I don't see the issue.

The issue is, we took an oath.

That's among the issues.

Cameron would be better off.

Unless he never wakes
up from the anesthesia,

or has phantom limb pain,
or gets deep vein thrombos...

There's no injury, disease, or trauma

to Mr. Phipps's hand.

So let's agree that we're not going to

amputate it.

Sorry.

If we're not gonna do the obvious thing,

we should assess his cognitive function.

We should run brain imaging.

Last night Cameron phipps's left hand

picked up a jar of acid
and poured it down his back.

Does someone need you, Dr. Croft?

That is the sound of
women all over Pittsburgh

trying to break off and
nibble a piece of my brother.

We want to protect Cameron
phipps from his own hand,

it seems like we need to attenuate

some of his motor functions.

What's the line, though?

Where does the "alien" threshold end

and the patient's
functioning mobility begin?

We know how to take
his motor functions to zero.

What about botulinum
toxin? It's a literal paralytic.

Rich people use it all the
time to freeze their faces

so that they don't get wrinkles.

We could use it to freeze
Cameron phipps' left hand.

Okay, a targeted injection
into the extensor muscle

in the left forearm.

Well, we need to figure
out the right dosage,

and that could provide partial relief.

I'm proposing something
a little more foolproof.

I don't think there's such a thing

as "partial amputation," Dr. Watson.

Last I checked, it-it was all-or-nothing.

Think of your left hand as a battery.

Full usage means it's fully charged,

but if we can drain it,

we can take away some of its functions.

You'd still have some mobility left,

not enough to hurt
yourself or anybody else.

How would you do this?

Surgery. We'd target the nerves

controlling the hand
movements and deaden them.

I want it. I want it today. Has
anyone ever done this before?

Well, it can't happen

until we find a neurosurgeon first.

And this operation would
be the first of its kind.

We'd keep your brother's hand immobile

with some neurotoxin injections
until we can arrange everything.

And that's been done
before? Well, it's not

the standard of care, but alien
hand syndrome is-is so rare,

there really is no standard.

Look at it, Damian.

It feels like this thing
wants the end of me.

These treatments, they'll
give me my life back?

If these shots work,

we can discharge you
as soon as tomorrow.

You can recover from home

until we have everything arranged or

until you need another injection.

Let's do it.

Give me the shots. Let's find a surgeon.

Okay, then. Thank you.

We'll add your name
to the list of candidates.

No ego like a neurosurgeon ego.

Got some interest? Two local.

Three willing to get on the next flight.

Watson has his pick. Nice.

Are you okay? Excuse me?

You and I, w-we're
friends. I think we're friends.

We do friend-adjacent stuff.

Okay, where is this all coming from?

That patient from the spinal signal thing,

are you connected to her?

It's the only thing that makes sense.

She comes in that night,

you have this intense conversation

with Watson and Mary, and suddenly

you're off the project.

You left a letter in the printer tray.

You're looking around for other jobs?

Why do you want to know all this?

Because we're friends.

You know, I like you.

That's why we can't be friends.

You tell me you're my friend,

and I start thinking
about what to do with that.

People who are friends with me get hurt.

That's a lonely way to live.

Yeah. So is being friends with everyone.

Yeah, I know that.

You are right, though.
We can't be friends.

Not until you stop underestimating me.

And I would never let you hurt me.

So, how does it feel?

Is it just numb or dead?

I can feel pressure if I poke it.

I can even move it if I concentrate.

You're hurt, cam. We should call a car.

It's a mile to shady side,

and I've been lashed to a
bed for the past 36 hours.

You don't have to walk with me.

I want to make sure you get settled.

Did you, did you tell dad that I...

About the burn?

He would've come, you know, if he could.

Right.

Whoa.

Okay. What...

You know what? They
didn't give you enough?

Let's go back to the hospital.

Hey. Okay, okay.

- Come on, let go.
- Help.

- Cam.
- Dame.

Let go.

I can't, it's not me.

Cam.

The suspect has an alien hand?

Alien hand syndrome.

Cameron phipps has
alien hand syndrome.

Spelled like it sounds?

It is. I've got, let's say,

two dozen people who
say they saw Mr. Phipps

shove his brother in
front of a moving bus.

But this alien hand syndrome means

he's somehow not responsible?

I can't tell you what
happened 'cause I wasn't there.

But I can tell you that
Cameron phipps has

a rare medical condition
in which his left hand

sometimes acts on its own accord.

So if he was saying that it
was his hand and not him...

He is saying that.

Then it's at least
possible that he's right.

Detective...?

Lestrade.

Detective lestrade, I
know how this sounds, I do.

Cameron phipps took out
the only other direct heir

to the family fortune
with this little move.

Made himself... taking a stab here

a hundred million dollars.

Fair. But he can't spend that money

if he's in prison for murder.

If he wanted to get rid of his brother,

why would he do it on
the corner of a busy street?

If he was in cahoots with a doctor

who said he wasn't
responsible, could explain all that.

You mean me? No. No, no, no, no.

I solve crimes. I don't,
I don't commit 'em.

You solve crimes? Yes,
on an amateur basis.

S-Semi-pro, really.

Overseas. Not, not, not around

Pittsburgh or anything like that.

Listen, I-I understand
how that sounds, too.

I-I do, but I am trying to tell you,

Cameron phipps has a
novel medical condition,

and he's also covered
in second-degree burns.

He needs to be in a hospital,

under protective custody, if you'd like.

That's a judge's decision, not mine.

I'll take your expertise under advisement.

Thank you. Can I talk to my patient now?

Go ahead.

You said my hand wouldn't work.

Yeah, I'm sorry, that dosage,
it should have been sufficient.

It's an experimental procedure.

Dame was the only person in my family

who'd still encourage my
ideas, and I-I killed him.

Okay, but was it really
you, though, Cameron?

Does it matter?

Can I stand in front
of a judge and-and say,

"it wasn't me, your
honor. It was my hand"?

You absolutely can say that.

You have experts backing you up.

Your lawyers, they
can file for an injunction

to get you into a hospital today.

We have a-a surgeon ready
to perform the operation.

Dr. Choi... he's coming all
the way from Korea tonight.

So by the time you stand trial,

the problem could be gone.

Excuse me.

I'm a little busy, shinwell.

Did you, by chance,

order a pallet of fake meat product?

Fake meat? Of course not.

The box says "phippshmeat."

That, that was me.

I-I believe it's a,

it's a, it's a gift from our patient.

All right.

I'll see you shortly.

I-I had that sent yesterday

when you took me on, before all-all this.

A-A pallet of fake meat?

"Shmeat" is-is preferable.
"Sheet of meat."

By the way,

how much freezer space
do you have at the clinic?

Nobody wants any phippshmeat?

I can't see anything about
fda approval on the packaging.

This could be human
meat for all we know.

You bring up cannibalism a lot.
Something you want to tell us?

I'm out on anything lab-grown.

Hurry up and dump the shmeat.

We have a video conference
with Dr. Choi in Busan.

We're still doing surgery on Cameron?

This might be a legal case now,

but Cameron phipps is still our patient.

The threat that hand
poses is greater than ever.

Come on, come on, let's go.

Dr. Choi has to board a long flight,

so let's stay focused.

Doctor, we propose to
diminish the motor input

in the hand by 50%.

I still think it should be 80.

We undershot with the
neurotoxin, and look what happened.

I thought you turned off notifications.

That wasn't me.

We're interested in your input, of course,

but we believe 50% will prevent

the transmission of certain
nerve impulses and knock out

the alien hand

but still preserve
enough of the motor input

so it could retain some
essential functions.

Say, for instance, if the
patient ever had children,

he'd be able to hold them.

If you can hold a baby,
you can throw a baby.

Okay, don't-don't translate that, please.

We can accomplish
this via a new technique

I named selective peripheral
topographic neurolysis.

I can isolate the radial ulnar

and median nerves in the forearm

and selectively shave
some of the motor fibers.

Guv. Guv?

Cameron phipps just
finished his hearing.

The judge released him to uhop.

Okay, this all looks great.

Dr. Choi, thank you for your time.

You have a safe flight.

We look forward to seeing
you here in Pittsburgh.

See you soon.

May I visit my patient, please?

Cameron, how you doing?

My... lawyer left me
with some, hope, I guess.

I have a diagnosis
and a pattern of injuries

that have escalated over time.

I've sought treatment for a year,

and I am willing to undergo

an experimental surgery
to correct the issue.

He said that's a lot to work with.

Well, we have one of the
top neurosurgeons in the world

flying in from Busan, so

we can proceed as soon
as you and he are ready.

I'm ready now.

Deaden the nerves.

Give me my life back.

Okay. I'll book the or,

and Dr. Choi will be
able to operate tomorrow.

Thank you, Dr. Watson,

for working with me,
for standing behind me.

I'm... I'm very grateful.

Of course.

Mrs. Cromartie

Dr. Watson, this is the
woman who raised me.

Stop that, Cameron.

She's still looking after my dad's place.

What are you doing down here?

It's your father, Cameron.

He's... he didn't react well
to the news about Damian.

It's his heart.

Is dad okay?

He's been admitted to the icu.

They say he's in critical condition.

Well, I-I wish him the best, of course.

Thank you. I'll

I'll leave you two to talk about it.

Cameron, thanks for the meat.

Dr. Watson?

You didn't eat any of it, did you?

Phippshmeat?

No. No, I didn't.

Thank god.

Why, is it unsafe?

It is neither safe nor appetizing.

Cameron has started that
company from scratch four times.

So, Cameron's a serial entrepreneur?

He would give $40 million
to a lemonade stand.

Mr. Phipps finally cut him off

after Cameron's second
attempt at phippshmeats.

God only knows where the
money came for the third and fourth.

But you didn't eat it.

Congrats on your native good sense.

Cam, come on, cam.

Guv.

You've been squirreled
away up here for hours.

Did you know Cameron phipps

filed for bankruptcy two years ago?

No, I did not.

But neither am I shocked.

The man did name his
company phippshmeat.

Yeah, but think about all the resources

that he's had at his disposal.

Right? He had th-the trust
fund, his father's backing,

and even with all of that,

Cameron's been through four versions

of this lab-grown meat company. Right?

Before that, it was cbd gummies.

Now, throw two
divorces onto that bonfire.

I can't audit the man, but
I... I bet you he was broke.

Convenient, then, for Mr. Phipps
to be cursed with an affliction

that killed the only other
heir to his father's fortune.

Exactly. But why...

Would he hit the crosswalk button

if he didn't want the bus to stop?

Look at this.

He never actually hit the button.

See?

Now look at this moment.

Look at Damian's expression

when he says his brother's name.

Damian's not reacting to the alien hand.

Damian's reacting to the look
he sees in Cameron's eyes.

Now watch this.

See, he pauses when
he grabs his brother's shirt

and shifts his gaze to the left.

Yeah, you think he's timing the shove.

I can't prove anything.

It's just a pause and a head tip,

but... I think this may
have been intentional.

Cameron is using the fact

that he has alien hand
syndrome to get rid of his brother.

And if I'm right, this wasn't an accident.

It was murder.

And now you're saying
it's not an alien hand?

Look, Cameron phipps does
have alien hand syndrome.

But it wasn't Cameron's hand

that pushed Damian in front of that bus.

It was Cameron.

Cameron disguised a murder
within his existing condition.

Which is actually the
best plan he's ever had.

And you think all this 'cause
Cameron phipps tilted his head?

Yes. See, look.

If you look closely...

He's obviously timing the bus.

You swore up and down
yesterday that this was an accident.

I spent an hour at the
district attorney's office

explaining that sometimes,
according to you,

a man's hand can just...

Push his brother in front of a bus.

Yes, and sometimes it can happen.

I just don't believe it happened here.

What about the jar
of acid down his back?

Yeah, if I'm right, that
was also Cameron.

He did it to make the
hand look dangerous

to set up the push.

Well, looks like you
got yourself in a pickle.

Well, I wouldn't
necessarily call it a pickle

but more like an evolving theory.

An evolving theory, to
a good defense attorney,

is called "changing your story."

You think Cameron phipps
hired a bad defense attorney?

I'll tell the D.A.

You evolved.

You got a nice suit,

so I'll even review the tapes

that we collected at the scene last week.

Thank you. But if you're right...

If this was a murder,

I don't know how to say this nice, doc.

But you got played.

It's a ballsy plan.

Murder his brother in front
of a few dozen witnesses,

then line up the best doctor in the city

to say it's not his fault, then profit?

We have no actual
evidence this was a murder.

We have a pause and a head tilt.

Either of which could have
happened for dozens of reasons.

We need more evidence.

The police need more evidence.

Once this operation is finished,

so is our connection to this patient.

So you can live with
knowing that Cameron phipps

is about to get away with murder?

You can live with the idea

that some deserving patient
might not get our attention

because you have a bruised ego?

You got duped.

Okay, so far, I just got
used. I didn't get duped

unless he gets away with it.

But the current theory on the table says

that our patient is guilty of murder.

The treatment is, of
course, indictment and a trial.

Which is good news because
we can make our case medically.

Now, the first point of
weakness is the acid burn.

There's no way that
Cameron dumped that jar

down his back without a trial run first.

You think he burned
himself more than once?

I think he burned somebody else.

That phipps money
can be very convincing.

Ingrid and Stephens, check with our er,

see if there's been
an influx of acid burns.

And check the students
at that new lab, too.

Sasha and Adam, comb
through Cameron's records.

See if there's been any types of conflict

with Cameron and his brother.

I'm gonna review his genetic tests.

I suspect that he has a "milkman gene."

What is the milkman gene?

It's a mutation to his drd4 gene.

It's been linked with promiscuity

and other impulsive behaviors.

The failed businesses.

The divorces. It all adds up.

Does everybody
understand the assignment?

This is perfect.

It works, but it can't work against me.

Yes, Dr. Choi did a remarkable job.

You know, Cameron,
when you're ready...

There is something I'd
like to talk to you about.

Of course, doctor. What's on your mind?

Well, this intervention has been effective.

You won't have to suffer from
alien hand syndrome anymore.

But I am curious, though

what happened between
you and Damian?

Was it really your hand?

Of course.

Why would I want to
hurt my own brother?

You have a mutation to your drd4 gene.

It's called the "promiscuity gene."

And it's not just about sex.

But it does make you more
likely to commit impulsive acts.

I live by my instincts.
That's not a sickness.

And it certainly didn't
lead me to kill my brother.

There is a treatment for that mutation.

We can help.

You won't have to live like this anymore,

and your lawyers, they
can ask for reduced charges.

Reduced from what?

I-I guess you didn't hear.

D.A. isn't pursuing this.

If you're right about what
happened to Damian...

Then that would mean

that I finally did something right.

I came up with a plan

and I got some of the
smartest people in the world

to buy into it,

and it worked.

I won.

Me, Cameron phipps. I won.

And all it cost me was a burn on my back

and a little bit of
mobility in my left arm.

And your brother.

It also cost you your brother.

Right. Damian.

You've got murder inside you, Cameron.

I should have seen it.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

No one sees past my hand.

Thank you, Dr. Watson.

None of this would've
been possible without you.

This lab is absolutely incredible.

Seriously. I want to
do an internship here.

I'll do more work than the robot.

His name's Clyde.

Well, we didn't invite you
down here to, show off the lab.

Your instructor said
that you gave yourself

three chemical burns
with hydrochloric acid

within the space of three weeks?

Yeah, well, I get stressed
when finals are close.

I got clumsy...

It looks like they get
more severe as they go.

Almost like you were
testing out how much acid

you'd need for a second-degree burn.

And why would I do that?

If someone paid you to do this, vijay,

say someone picked
up your student loans

in exchange for you
giving yourself those burns,

that's not a crime.

But you should know

that you may be a part of a murder plan.

Whoa... I didn't kill anybody.

Nobody's saying that you did.

But if you admit that
Cameron phipps paid you

to test those burns on yourself,

you could help prove that he did.

You tell us what we want to know,

we'll get in the door at the Holmes clinic.

Yes, and I wind up tied up in court.

Not that I'm admitting

there's any kind of
arrangement to begin with,

but if there is,

do you know how much a
year of graduate school costs?

We are talking about a
murderer walking away scot-free.

Yes, but I didn't do it.

I'm sorry, guys, but I'm
sticking with the deal I've got.

Your sense of civic
duty is severely stunted.

You'll be a billionaire
by the time you're 30.

30? So I look lazy to you?

How to weigh the value
of one life over another?

The fellows' DNA, in
the hands of moriarty,

can only be used for only one thing.

To take them off the field of play.

Fake samples it is, then.

Moriarty will never get his
hands on the fellows' DNA.

Not from the bastard shinwell Johnson.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

If those boxes are
packed with fake meat,

I'm afraid we're already full.

These are records from the
phipps family board meetings.

They even loaned me this
gentleman to cart the stuff.

And you are?

Detective lestrade.

Pittsburgh police.

Shinwell Johnson.

Dr. Watson's aide and general dogsbody.

I get the impression

you've caused harm in
your life, shinwell Johnson.

I think that's just unbridled
virility you can sense.

I don't think so.

The board of bch phipps has
agreed to share these files,

in case they may be of assistance

in your amateur investigation.

You could find some evidence of conflict

between the sons. Much obliged, ma'am.

Morning. Hi.

Excuse me, are you
part of the phipps family?

No, definitely not.

My name's Keith cromartie.

My mom's been their
housekeeper for 40 years.

Detective lestrade.

Did you decide to join
in the investigation?

I brought you records.
Make something of 'em,

don't make something of 'em.

Just don't say I didn't help.

Watson?

Would you happen to be
a part of the phipps family?

I get that a lot, but, nah, no relation.

You see it, too, don't you?

Yes, widow's peak, flared eyebrow,

repaired cleft lip.

That guy may be the housekeeper's kid,

but I'd bet six months rent

he's also John phipps' son.

Yes, there's another heir

to the phipps family fortune.

I can't talk about Keith's father,

even if I wanted to.

There are ndas,

lawyers who would
take everything I have.

Miss, I understand, but I believe

Cameron phipps killed his own brother.

Well, how would me telling the truth

about my son prove that? It wouldn't.

And I can't prove that he's guilty,

but I'm looking for a
different kind of justice.

Cameron possesses something
called a promiscuity gene.

It makes you prone
to impulsive behaviors.

John phipps certainly was promiscuous.

He had systems in place.

A lawyer to deal with the
nondisclosure agreements.

Do you have any idea how many?

Keith sent his DNA to
one of those lineage sites.

Came back he had... 36 half-siblings.

The man had 36 kids out of wedlock?

Oceans of money,

promiscuity gene. John phipps had

no checks on his behavior.

If your son could give
us a look at that site,

that's not violating any type
of nondisclosure agreement.

There he is, a vulture sitting vigil.

Hope you don't mind, I've
brought my whole team.

Uhop is a teaching hospital.

And you remember detective lestrade.

Front-row seat for your number one fan.

I appreciate your devotion,

but I'm trying to spend

these last few sacred
moments with my father.

He has more time than you think.

Unless you have other plans for him.

That would be Cameron's ultimate folly,

and it would be in vain.

Why, you ask? Behold.

Most people in their
right mind might wonder,

who wouldn't be satisfied

with splitting $300
million with their brother?

But then, they haven't led your life.

According to bankruptcy records,

your multiple attempts at
a truly impossible burger

add up to a cool $17 mil.

Plus the previous debts
you accrued from your

artisanal flavored ice cube venture?

Ahead of its time.

Including your own affairs,

resulting in two ex-wives,
two kids between them.

Alimony. Child support.

Then, suddenly,

$150 million just is
not quite enough, is it?

So, why not

double it?

This brings us to the
good news, bad news.

The good is, even though
you lost your brother,

you don't have to mourn
your father's death alone.

You have Keith, for one.

Mrs. Cromartie's son?

Your half brother.

Did you think the cleft
lip was a coincidence?

Father said it was a common trait.

With his help, even more so.

Keith discovered that he had 36

half-siblings, so many that he thought

that they all had the same sperm donor.

And, given their own inherited

promiscuous mutation,
they all have kids, too.

18 nieces and nine nephews.

And counting.

Direct descendants of Mr. Phipps.

A total of 68 pockets to
fill with your inheritance.

136 pockets, 'cause
pockets come in pairs.

That-that-that's my money.

I earned it.

By all means, fight for it.

These relatives live in Europe.

Ports in your father's travels.

And Keith already alerted them

about their potential inheritance.

European courts could
force them into arbitration,

taking a 75% inheritance tax.

At best, your fortune
will be tied up for years,

if not drained completely.

That's the bad news, by the way.

Any thoughts, questions, regrets?

Well, I found that riveting.

Still can't bring him in,

but who can hate on poetic justice?

We'll leave you to grieve
your losses, Mr. Phipps.

So, who are you meeting up with first?

No idea, haven't even

gone through all the dms yet.

Let me see your phone.

Who knows your type better than I do?

Let's see.

It is insane that you
have this many messages.

Why is that surprising?

Whoopsie-Daisy.

Whoa, you all right?

You almost jumped a mile.

It's my over active amygdala.

Well, hope you have a nice night.

Wait!

Can I talk to you?

I think we are friends.

I want to be.

I think I want to be,

even though you say
things like, "whoopsie-Daisy."

What you said about not letting

me hurt you, I would
never hurt you on purpose.

I know that. I was just being dramatic.

I need to tell you that my father's gone.

He's never coming back.

He left when you were 16.

He didn't leave.

He's gone, he's never coming back.

I can personally guarantee
that he's never coming back.

Do you understand?

He hurt me.

He hurt my sister.

He's the one who put
her in a wheelchair.

Gigi? My god.

Gigi's the one you wrote the letter for.

I lied to you about that.

I've lied a lot.

I kept it a secret for 15 years.

That's why you lost the trial.

Someone found out before that.

Someone found out that...

Someone found out what I did.

And I think they're trying to blackmail me.

And I don't know what to do.

I always know what to do.

No. It's okay.

It's okay.

You're gonna be okay.

I always know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

It's okay.

How do you imagine this ends?

Moriarty... now, not that I know the man

strikes me as one that finishes a plan

and then promptly cleans house.

Why leave loose ends lying about?

Two words, shinwell:

Stay... Useful.

And if you should feel this usefulness

coming to an end?

Get creative.

Find another function.

To what do I owe the
honor, detective lestrade?

21 years I been a murder police.

I could retire, full pension,

but something keeps me coming back.

Could be I'm looking for a surprise.

Could be that surprise is you.

I'm flattered. I said, "could be."

If you ever need to contact the police,

I'd be honored to be your first phone call.

Same goes for you,

if you ever need a medical perspective.

Can I see you out?

Dr. Watson.

Hello, my name is vijay dewan.

I was in here yesterday.

The one with the burn scars.

Yes. About that,

I may or may not have made an
arrangement for compensation,

but it seems my partner has
some sudden cash flow issues.

He's trying to pay with shares

from some company
called phippshmeats.

What am I going to do with a warehouse

full of rotting fake meat?

Look, you're not gonna find

a more qualified chemist anywhere.

If you give me this internship here,

I'll tell you the whole story.

Cameron phippspaid you

to burn yourself with hydrochloric acid?

Wait right here, please.
I'll take your statement

after we arrest Cameron phipps.

Do you want to do the honors

of cuffing him, or should I?

I don't know how you
did things overseas,

but here in Pittsburgh,

it's the cops that handle the handcuffing.

Okay, what about a citizen's arrest?

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