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Lookout Man 1: Oh, no.
They're coming.
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Lookout Man 2: Can I see?
Lookout Man 1: No, it's mine.
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I brought it from home.
Get away from me.
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Tyrannis: OK, OK, yes,
the rumors are true.
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The Erotes are coming.
Do not panic.
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Joshua: Why would
cupids make us panic?
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Tyrannis: They're called
Erotes, Joshua.
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Why do you want
to call them "cupids"?
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Joshua: Because
they're stupid cute!
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Citizens: Aww!
Tyrannis: No, don't
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"aww" in agreement.
They're not cute.
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This is a serious emergency!
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Scott: You said not to panic!
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Tyrannis: Well,
you over-corrected, Scott.
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You know, there's not just
two levels of panic.
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Hippocampus: There's 8!
Tyrannis: An Erote arrow will
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make you fall madly,
insanely in love
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with whoever you're
looking at at the time.
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[Citizens murmur in excitement]
Tyrannis: Not necessarily
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your husband or girlfriend
or whoever.
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It could be a total stranger!
[Citizens cheer]
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Tyrannis: No, you'll be
so in love with this person
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who just happened to be
in front of you,
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you'll temporarily forget
your job,
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your spouse, your whole life!
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[Citizens cheer]
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Tyrannis: You won't be
cheering if you
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end up falling in love
with a relative!
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[Citizens cheers]
Tyrannis: OK, that was a
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nonzero amount of cheering.
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Have we not learned that
sex with relatives is bad?
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We did a whole
public-service mural about it.
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Joshua: The mural
is confusing.
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How are we supposed
to know they're related?
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Tyrannis: They have
the same nose!
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Look, if you want to get
shot by deranged babies,
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I can't stop you.
But I can't let you destroy
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the social fabric of our city.
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Therefore, I am forced to
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declare this week "Love Week."
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And since everyone knows
Weeks have rules,
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that's what makes
a Week a Week--
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[Citizens murmur in agreement]
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Tyrannis: the first rule
of Love Week
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will be: "no hard feelings."
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Anyone with hard feelings
will be imprisoned.
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Donna, our relationship
counselor, will be working
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overtime to pick up the pieces
of your shattered marriages
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and shattered
extramarital affairs.
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Donna: Hello.
Tyrannis: Anyone who doesn't
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want to get hit, stay indoors,
or get ready to have your
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lives turned upside down.
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Lookout Man 2:
Ooh!
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Lookout Man 1: I've been
on lookout my whole life
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and I never spotted what
was right in front of me.
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Lookout Man 2: I did...I did.
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Singers: ♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Huh huh ♪
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♪ Huh huh huh ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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Ted: Hey, look!
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Philomena: Shoot me, baby!
Shoot me!
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Oh!
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Miriam: I love you!
Brutus: We'll figure it out!
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I mean, I gotta tell my wife...
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Shelly: No, it's fine.
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I fell in love, too!
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Hermit: I keep telling you
I'm a hermit.
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I'm very, very sick.
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Shelly: I can change him.
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Deliria: Tyrannis, what's
different about you?
Did you get shorter?
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Tyrannis: Could you mean
that I'm sitting in a basket
and wearing a bowl on my head?
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Deliria: Hmm...no,
I definitely think
you got shorter.
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Tyrannis: This is
for protection.
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I don't want to get hit
with one of those arrows.
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Shlub: Understandable.
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You've had more than
your share of
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one-sided relationships
and unrequited love,
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including
the magically induced kind.
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Deliria: Has he?
Sometimes I feel like no one
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in this family
pays attention when I say
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I don't pay attention to
anyone in this family.
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Shlub: I can see you not
wanting to get love-struck,
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but why not get out there
and let
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someone else fall in love
with you?
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Tyrannis: Because
that's cheating.
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Everyone knows you don't try to
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love-trap someone
during Love Week.
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Besides, it's fake love.
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I want the real thing,
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and Donna says I deserve it.
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Shlub: Yes, but
sometimes it sticks.
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I know several couples
who started off
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being shot by a flying baby.
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Tyrannis: Why aren't
you out there, then?
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Seems like sticking to strangers
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is kind of "your thing."
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Deliria: Oh, this
is amateur hour.
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Shlub: Right.
No place for a couple of
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super smash bros
like ourselves.
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And I'll have you know,
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I have a lot of "things"
that aren't sex.
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Tyrannis: Name one.
Drinking doesn't count.
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Deliria: Don't listen to him.
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He's just upset
because he got shorter.
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Your father and I are
full of "things."
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Passions, even.
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That's why we're off to our
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sexless cabin for the night.
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Scott: King Ty,
there's a reporter outside
asking to talk to you.
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Tyrannis: I don't talk to
the press unless they promise
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not to draw me crying.
I don't cry that much!
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And when I do, the tears
don't spray out
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like they're always drawing it.
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Scott: It's just that one
reporter from "Ice Week."
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Tyrannis: Tina? Tina's here?
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Stupendous: That lady you
got a huge crush on?
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Tyrannis:
It's not a "huge crush."
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We had some chemistry.
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Shlub: Some chemistry?
You told me you'd do
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anything to be with her.
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Stupendous: Yeah,
you sent that messenger
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to go tell her,
"Thinking of you every night
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"just kidding just kidding but
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how are you haha just kidding."
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Tyrannis: Well, maybe this
is her finally responding.
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Tell her, "New messenger
who's this just kidding
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rolling on the decorative mosaic
laughing be right out."
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Stupendous: Whoa, you got
one of their arrows?
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Hippocampus: Yeah, I want
to study this stuff.
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If I can harness this
technology, we can do
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so much beyond just arrows.
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Bombs that cause happiness,
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smoke that causes fear...
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Stupendous: Can we infect cats
to make them
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a little more silly
and a little less evil?
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Because something real bad is
going on with those things.
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Hippocampus: Sure.
Now, stand back.
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This requires
a very gentle touch.
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Ahem.
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Stupendous: Hippo, are you OK?
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Hippocampus: This is gonna
sound absurd to you,
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but I am
in love with this bowl.
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Stupendous: What? What's so
special about this bowl?
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Hippocampus: I don't know.
There's nothing special
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about it, but I love it.
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It's the weirdest thing.
It's just a stupid bowl.
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Stupendous: Don't you dare
call this
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gorgeous perfect bowl stupid.
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Hippocampus: Oh, no.
We both touched the juice.
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Now we're both in love
with the bowl.
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Stupendous: Ut-oh!
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Shlub: Thank you for
indulging me in a little trot.
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I feel it's the ideal start
to a relaxing, sexless retreat.
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Deliria: Oh, I don't
mind it at all.
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It's more scenic
and you don't get
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as many bugs in your teeth.
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Shlub: Do you think
the kids are right?
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Are we such passionate lovers
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that we have no other passions?
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Oh, no.
Deliria: What is going on?
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Shlub: Well, it sounds
like a stampede.
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And if it is...
I'm joining in!
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Deliria: Shlub,
where are you going?!
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Shlub: I don't know.
It's a stampede.
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My horse parts
are in charge now.
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It's like when I get spooked,
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which famously happens to me--
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one of my
main characteristics,
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getting spooked!
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Man O'Horse: Who are you
and where did you come from?
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Shlub: I'm Shlub.
I'm on my way with my wife
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to a sexless cabin, but I simply
cannot pass up a stampede.
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Man O'Horse: Sexless?
With those haunches?
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Shlub: It's not what you think.
We have plenty of sex.
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So much so that we force
ourselves to take breaks.
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It brings us closer
on an emotional level,
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and gives the troops time
to reload the cannons.
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Man O'Horse: Whoa!
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[Crowd cheering]
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Shlub: It's over? Already!
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I could go on all day.
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Official: We have a winner!
The mantitaur who joined
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halfway through the race!
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[Crowd cheers]
Shlub: Winner?
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What the hell is
he talking about?
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Man O'Horse: That
was a competitive stampede
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back there, and you beat me.
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You beat
the great Man O'Horse.
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Deliria: Darling, I have never
seen anything move so fast!
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Shlub: Wow!
I've never had anything
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other than sex and drinking
that I was any good at,
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but this, this winning feeling?
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It's amazing.
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Man O'Horse: You're
telling me that you're
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on your way to a sexless cabin
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while in the same breath
talking about
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how much sex you have?
Buddy, it's confusing.
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But one thing that isn't
confusing--your talent.
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I want a rematch.
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Shlub: Would you mind,
my darling, if we
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put off our getaway so I
can explore this
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recently discovered
competitive instinct?
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As far as I can tell,
it's also sexless.
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Deliria: Mind?
I think you have to!
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This could be your thing,
your--your other passion!
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And I can't believe
I'm saying this, but it was
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thrilling to be
on the sidelines.
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You see, usually I'm the star
of this little show.
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Man O'Horse: Lady, I don't
need to hear your life story.
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Deliria: Oh!
Sidelined once again!
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[Laughs]
Ooh, what a silly new feeling!
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Tyrannis: Tina!
What brings you here?
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Tina: Work, what else?
Life of a reporter.
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Tyrannis: Ah, so you're here
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to do a story about the Erotes.
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Tina: Yeah, can I get a quote?
Something that can be
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boiled down to a couple
stick drawings?
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Tyrannis: We're doing what
we can to protect ourselves,
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and I'll be relieved
to see them go.
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Tina: Hmm.
OK. I see this as
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a bigger story about the whole
idea of romantic love.
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Like, what even is it?
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One minute you're
living your life.
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The next minute
you're devoting yourself
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to someone else?
It makes no logical sense.
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Tyrannis: Are you saying
you're not even
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open to the possibility of love?
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Tina: I don't have time for it.
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I'm too serious about my career.
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But what I'm gonna do is
fall in love for my story.
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I'm gonna get shot by an Erote
and write about how it feels.
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Tyrannis: Oh?
Do you have anyone in mind?
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Tina: I'll fall for
whoever, I guess.
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I mean, that's
the experience, right?
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The temporary sensation of
love with a total stranger?
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Tyrannis: Sure, sounds like
a great story,
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for you and that
total stranger.
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Tina: Well, next time you
see me, I'll be in love.
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Tyrannis: Yup.
Happy hunting. Oh,
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did you get that
quote you wanted?
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Tina: Sure!
Donna: Ty, what are you doing?
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"Nobody should be alone
during Love Week."
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Follow her!
Tyrannis: What?
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Donna: Just admit it.
You want to be
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the guy she falls in love with.
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Trust me, I'm an empath.
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Tyrannis: Yes, I do want
her to fall in love
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with me, but not like this.
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Not as some assignment
for a story
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and it's gonna
wear off anyway.
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Donna: Sometimes it sticks.
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And you'll never
forgive yourself
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if it sticks with someone else.
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Trust me, I'm
a licensed astrologist.
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Unless you think
astrology is fake,
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in which case,
I'm a licensed healer.
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Tyrannis: But wouldn't it be
a little unethical?
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Donna: How so?
Tyrannis: Well...
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Donna: If you can't
articulate it,
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I'd say it's a grey area.
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Tyrannis: A grey area. Hmm.
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Could you say that
a little more officially?
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Donna: It's officially
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a grey area.
Trust me, I--
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Tyrannis: The more you say
"trust me," the less I do.
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Thank you!
I'm off to put myself
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in front of the woman
who's planning to
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fall in love with
whoever happens to be
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in front of her at the time.
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It's a grey area,
which means it's OK!
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Child: Grandma,
how come you don't
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want to get hit
with a love arrow?
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Grandma: Well, little one,
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after your grandfather died,
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I knew then
and there I would--
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Oh! Get off me!
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Hey, you there!
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Come give Grams a kissy!
Young man: Ahhh!
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Child: Grammy, no, that's Dad!
He's your son!
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Grandma: Look at that nose!
Oh, yeah!
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Tyrannis: Hey there,
how goes the story?
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Have you decided who you're
gonna fall in love with yet?
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Tina: Well, it'll just be
whoever I'm looking at
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when I get hit, right?
Although the babies
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seem to be avoiding me.
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I must be giving off
a "career girl" vibe.
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Should I giggle? [Giggles]
I can't pull it off.
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Tyrannis: I hear
they're attracted to red.
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Tina: Oh, good tip.
How much for this?
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Tyrannis: Never you mind.
I'll pay for it.
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But make sure you
watch me pay for it.
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I'm adorable when
I pay for these things.
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Ted: Uhh!
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King Ty, I never
noticed your eyes.
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Tyrannis: Not now.
Tina: Oh, what is this fruit?
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Helen: That's a--
Tyrannis: Cantaloupe.
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Helen: Calabash.
Tyrannis: These beautiful fruits
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are native to Krapopolis.
Helen: Sailors brought 'em.
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Didn't recognize the language.
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Tyrannis:
And they're delicious raw.
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Helen: They are poisonous raw.
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Tyrannis: Don't
overrule me, Helen.
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[Helen gasps]
I didn't even
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think you knew my name!
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Tina: I don't think your third
nipple is a story per se.
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Scott:
Mine gives milk, though.
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Uhh!
Tyrannis: Sorry.
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I thought he was attacking you.
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Are you OK?
Tina: Yeah.
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And--Oh, wow. Ty!
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What is this feeling?
I think...
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I may be in love with you!
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I guess my story's gonna
be about us.
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Scott: That beats
my drippy nippy?
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Hippocampus: We need to
be logical about this.
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We both know we touched
the juice, and
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that's what's causing these
surging emotions.
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Stupendous: Well, I don't
want to fight you
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for it because I'll kill you.
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Hippocampus: And I don't
want to outsmart you for it
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because I'll also kill you.
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But look, whatever we do,
we obviously
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can't let a bowl
get between us.
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Stupendous: Obviously.
You're my brother.
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Hippocampus: Exactly!
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Maybe it will help if
we turn away from it.
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Stupendous: I hate not being
able to see it, though!
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Hey, you tricked me!
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Hippocampus: I didn't trick you!
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B-Bowl came to me.
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Shlub: My whole body is
rippling with anticipation.
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I'm competitive, Deliria.
Isn't that amazing?
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I care if I win!
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Deliria: So do I.
The better you do,
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00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,551
the more
I'm able to influence people
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by using my association
with you as a platform.
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You wouldn't believe how
many people have asked me
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about this hat
since I sat down.
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Man O'Horse:
You're going down, Pony Boy.
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Shlub: Get ready
to eat my dust.
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And whatever else
falls behind me.
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Ha ha! I just trash talked!
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Official: Centaurs,
on your marks!
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Get set!
Loud noise!
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00:12:05,988 --> 00:12:08,238
Shlub: I think
this is better than sex!
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[Tyrannis and Tina kissing]
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Tina: Wow, this is incredible.
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I'd never realized how
effervescent your olive skin
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looks in the afternoon sun.
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Tyrannis: Wow, I guess
that arrow
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really does its thing, huh?
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00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:25,322
Tina: No! I mean,
well, yeah, I know
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intellectually your skin
is average at best,
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but I'm just seeing it
differently--you differently--
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and, honestly?
It's awesome.
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It feels good!
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I wish this could last forever!
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00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:36,183
Tyrannis: Yes, well,
I hear sometimes
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it does stick, apparently.
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Tina: I hope it does!
Or, I don't know,
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I guess that's just
the arrow talking.
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But who cares if it is?
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I love this feeling!
I love love!
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00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:47,102
Come on, let's do
love stuff for the story!
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Tyrannis: Love stuff,
for the story!
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00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:50,697
[Slurping]
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Tina: Your slurping
sounds cute.
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00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:54,460
What do you think?
4 dogs?
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00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:55,944
Tyrannis: And we
give them funny voices?
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00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:57,354
Pretend they can talk?
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Tina: I could
scratch your back for hours
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and never complain about it.
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00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,617
I'm obsessed with
cataloguing our life together.
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00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:05,304
Can you put underneath,
"Two souls, one journey.
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00:13:05,531 --> 00:13:08,140
One day down with this goober,
a lifetime to go."
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00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,309
Painter: I do not
know how to draw that.
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00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:12,478
Tina: This is the part where
I want us to have pet names.
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I'll call you Typhoon!
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Tyrannis: I'll call you...Tina!
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00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:17,891
Tina: I love it.
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00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,134
The part where
we're comfortable
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in each other's silence.
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00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:21,987
Me meeting your friends.
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00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,881
You guys, Typhoon and I
were walking in the park
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00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:27,475
and he saw this long blade of
grass and said, "Green much?"
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[Tyrannis and Tina laugh]
Joshua: I don't get it.
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Tina: Oh, my God,
our first inside joke.
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Tyrannis: This has been
the craziest
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few minutes of my life.
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Stupendous: Your gifts
for Bowl are so
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00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,658
embarrassing and stupid!
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00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:44,918
You're making it do work!
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00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:46,236
Hippocampus:
It isn't work for Bowl
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to have stuff in Bowl.
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00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:50,015
That's natural for Bowl.
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00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:51,925
What do you know
about bowls, anyway?
398
00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:53,594
Stupendous: I know
I don't need one
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00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:55,245
on my head to breathe.
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00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:57,339
Hippocampus: You think
that's an insult, but I think
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00:13:57,474 --> 00:13:59,174
that shows how much
better suited
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00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:00,526
Bowl and I are for each other.
403
00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:02,177
Stupendous: So we come
from different worlds.
404
00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:03,587
We can easily overcome that.
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00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,923
You know damn well
if Bowl could talk,
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00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,608
Bowl would choose me.
Hippocampus: Why?
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00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,093
Stupendous: 'Cause I'm hotter!
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00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:11,278
Hippocampus: You wanna
make it personal, cyclops?
409
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,097
Stupendous: I'm proud of
my heritage,
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00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,023
you sanctimonious fish-head!
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00:14:15,117 --> 00:14:17,267
Hippocampus: So am I, dumbass!
Stupendous: Idiot!
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00:14:17,286 --> 00:14:19,253
Hippocampus: Double dumbass!
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00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,866
Hippocampus and Stupendous:
Whew!
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00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,553
[Cat meowing]
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00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,780
Stupendous: What are you doing?!
Hippocampus: Why would you
do that?!
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00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:32,391
Stupendous and Hippocampus:
Bowl!
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00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,875
Singer: ♪ Cats! ♪
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00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:35,135
Tina: Typhoony?
Tyrannis: Yes, Tina?
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00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,287
Tina: I know this
started as--is
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00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:40,457
a chemically induced mania,
but it feels so real!
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00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,975
Tyrannis: Real love works
the same way, so it's,
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00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:43,051
in some ways, you could say,
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00:14:43,295 --> 00:14:44,461
very much a grey area
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00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,221
and there's essentially
no difference.
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00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:47,722
Tina: You're totally right!
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00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:49,391
I love the way
you think about things.
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00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:52,560
And I love you!
Ty--will you marry me?
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00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,247
Tyrannis: Oh, wow!
Uh, but, uh, of course,
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00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:58,233
knowing that the reason you're
feeling this way is--
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00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,919
Tina: Yeah,
I'm a grown-up, Ty!
431
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,495
Are you gonna say no?!
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00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,238
Tyrannis: No! I mean--yes!
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00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:05,499
No, I'm not gonna--Yes! Yes!
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00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:06,650
He said yes!
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00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:07,676
[Men cheering]
436
00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:13,507
♪
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00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,659
Tyrannis: Bard, will you stop
tuning that damn thing
438
00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:16,751
and play a wedding song?
439
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,087
[Bard playing "Baby Shark"]
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00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,664
Bard: This one is timeless.
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00:15:20,757 --> 00:15:23,025
[Song continues]
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00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,174
Scott: Marriage.
The timeless tradition
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where two parents
who were disappointed
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00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,953
they had a daughter
in the first place
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00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,270
hand her off to a man
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00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:37,197
in exchange for one to 3 goats.
447
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,533
Tyrannis: Scott, we've
decided not to go traditional.
448
00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:40,793
We wrote our own vows.
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00:15:40,962 --> 00:15:43,128
Tina, I love you.
Tina: I love you, too.
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00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:44,371
Tyrannis: And it's
real, the love.
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00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,023
I mean, we've agreed
it doesn't matter
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00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,800
that it's cupid magic.
You know it is.
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00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:49,301
You decided to get hit
by an arrow,
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00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:51,528
and you're making this choice
freely as well, you said.
455
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:53,030
Tina: Yes!
Tyrannis: Right, yes.
456
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:54,865
This has been gone over,
everybody knows it,
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00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:56,867
and it's clear.
Just triple-checking.
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00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:58,202
Those were my vows.
Scott: Great.
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00:15:58,370 --> 00:15:59,812
Now do you two take each other
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00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,221
to be husband and wife?
461
00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:02,055
Helen: I object!
462
00:16:02,224 --> 00:16:03,223
I'm in love with you, Ty!
463
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,316
I was there
when you were
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00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:05,818
trying to love-trap this skank
465
00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:08,061
and I ended up getting hit
by an arrow, too.
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00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,546
Tyrannis: OK, love-trap
is going a bit far.
467
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:11,381
Tina: And skank!
Tyrannis: Right, right.
468
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,826
Helen's objection is fake
because it just came
469
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:15,143
from an arrow.
So, let's move on.
470
00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:17,054
Scott: OK, I now
pronounce you--
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00:16:17,147 --> 00:16:20,648
Ted: I object, too!
Crowd: I object!
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00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,075
Scott: I'm sorry.
By law
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00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:24,003
I have to hear all objections.
474
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,896
OK, you with the bird.
475
00:16:25,989 --> 00:16:28,749
Charlie: Hi.
Charlie, 25, I love you.
476
00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,917
I saw you guys having
your picnic and I got hit.
477
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,845
I love you so much, Ty!
Painter: Hi.
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00:16:33,014 --> 00:16:34,179
Put me down
for an objection, too.
479
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:36,998
You're all I think about, man.
I got it bad.
480
00:16:37,092 --> 00:16:38,258
Tina: Oh, my God, these guys
481
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,260
think they're in
love with you, too!
482
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:43,355
Oh, my God, these guys think
they're in love with you, too.
483
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,840
Scott: OK, so,
without further ado...
484
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,027
Tyrannis: Actually, Scott...
I object.
485
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,029
Tina: What?
Tyrannis: Tina, I wanted you
486
00:16:50,214 --> 00:16:51,346
to fall in love with me
for real,
487
00:16:51,365 --> 00:16:53,365
but instead I took a shortcut.
488
00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:55,016
And the truth is,
I love you too much
489
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,201
to let you go through
with this.
490
00:16:56,428 --> 00:16:57,944
Tina: Wait, you're dumping me?
491
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,372
Tyrannis: Y-yes, but I'll
love you as long as you live!
492
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:02,690
Ted: Ya hear that?
The only thing standing
493
00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:04,601
between us and him is her!
494
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,860
Helen: Kill Tina!
495
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,379
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
496
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,364
Tyrannis: OK, maybe not
the best choice of words.
497
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,957
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
498
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,277
[Racers grunt]
[Deliria giggles]
499
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,112
[Creak]
Shlub: Hey! I didn't realize
500
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,097
I was in the seniors' race!
[Chuckles]
501
00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:18,799
Man O'Horse: You're in
my lane, old man!
502
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,768
Shlub: Wrong. You're in mine!
503
00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:25,731
[Man O'Horse groaning]
504
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,308
[Grunting, screaming]
505
00:17:28,477 --> 00:17:30,644
[Crowd cheering]
506
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:32,738
Man O'Horse: My leg!
507
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,649
Shlub: Oh, no,
what have I become?
508
00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:38,160
[Crowd chanting "Kill Tina!"]
509
00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:42,414
Tyrannis: How did a lion
fall in love with me?!
510
00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:46,067
Tyrannis: Come on, what's
this really going to solve?
511
00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,087
Painter: The problem
of Tina being alive!
512
00:17:48,314 --> 00:17:51,173
Helen: You loving
someone who's not me!
513
00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:54,259
Hippocampus: Umm...
Stupendous: Has it worn off
514
00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:55,743
for you, too?
Hippocampus: Yeah.
515
00:17:55,838 --> 00:17:56,987
It's just a bowl.
516
00:17:57,156 --> 00:17:58,822
Stupendous: So,
those horrible things
517
00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:01,416
we said to each other...
Hippocampus: I have an idea.
518
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:03,493
What if we don't
dwell on that too much?
519
00:18:03,587 --> 00:18:05,437
Stupendous: I would love that.
Kolax: I heard a crash.
520
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,831
Everything all right?
Oh, what a shame.
521
00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:09,166
I loved that bowl.
522
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,778
Stupendous: So did we, Kolax.
So did we.
523
00:18:14,632 --> 00:18:15,597
Kolax: OK.
524
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,841
Deliria: Shlub, you did it!
525
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,284
First place!
526
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:21,194
Man O'Horse: Aah!
Shlub: Yeah, I won,
527
00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:23,122
but I gotta tell you,
I don't feel great.
528
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,181
Man O'Horse: I knew you were
529
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,199
a bastard.
You broke my leg!
530
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,793
Shlub: Yeah, that's why
I don't feel great.
531
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,110
Man O'Horse:
Well, you shouldn't.
532
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,188
Shlub: I don't.
I just said I don't.
533
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,448
My competitive side
made me into a monster,
534
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,968
and I'm an actual monster,
so, if I say that,
535
00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:37,527
I don't say it lightly.
536
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:38,545
Would you be upset if I
537
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,863
didn't want to race anymore?
538
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,122
Deliria:
Darling, of course not.
539
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,049
I thought it was sexy
when you liked winning,
540
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:46,036
but I don't have the patience
to support a tortured man.
541
00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:48,538
Shlub: Maybe going
sexless isn't for us.
542
00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:50,891
Man O'Horse: That's the lesson
you've learned? Unbelievable.
543
00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:52,392
You know they're
gonna kill me, right?
544
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,378
I can't race anymore.
They're gonna kill me.
545
00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:58,231
This is the worst way
I can go. [Crying]
546
00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:01,493
Deliria: Shall we go
and ruin our sexless cabin?
547
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,886
Shlub: Every room.
548
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,997
[Man O'Horse yells]
549
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:07,457
[Crowd yelling]
550
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:09,817
Tyrannis: We should
be safe in here.
551
00:19:09,912 --> 00:19:11,170
This door
was built specifically
552
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:12,838
with angry mobs in mind.
553
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:16,175
So...maybe not in love
with me anymore?
554
00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:18,343
Tina: Nope, the fear
kicked it right out of me.
555
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:21,663
So, you...made sure you were
the one I fell in love with
556
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,423
because you want to date me?
557
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,426
Tyrannis: Every word
of that is accurate.
558
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,095
Tina: Even knowing it
eventually wears off?
559
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:30,355
Tyrannis: Sometimes it sticks.
560
00:19:30,582 --> 00:19:31,915
Tina: I guess
this is flattering...
561
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,099
Tyrannis: Yes!
Tina: in a weird,
562
00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:34,768
sorta gross way...
Tyrannis: Well...
563
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,619
Tina: and I was looking
for a story...
564
00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,012
Tyrannis: Do you think
in the story, you could
565
00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:40,348
make me...not pathetic?
566
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,850
Tina: Who's buying that vase?
You know what, though?
567
00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:45,037
I get the appeal of this
whole love thing now.
568
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:46,354
Tyrannis: You do?
Tina: Yeah, conceptually.
569
00:19:46,523 --> 00:19:48,040
But it kinda makes you dumb
and it definitely
570
00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:49,691
causes more trouble
than it's worth.
571
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,526
Yeah, that juice ain't
worth the squeeze.
572
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,104
I am kinda curious now,
though, about just dating,
573
00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:55,789
like without
the stupid love stuff.
574
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,865
Maybe the next time I'm in
town, you can ask me to dinner
575
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,884
instead of continually
trying to
576
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,219
trick me into being with you.
577
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,221
Tyrannis: Ask someone
to dinner...huh!
578
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,780
Hey, Tina...when this is
all over, would you
579
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,282
maybe wanna get dinner with me?
580
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,783
Tina: I said next time.
Tyrannis: Yes, of course.
581
00:20:06,894 --> 00:20:08,894
Tina: And I said maybe.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I regretted it
582
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:10,896
as soon as I asked.
583
00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,265
I have good news--
Tina and I aren't happening.
584
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:16,068
So, I'm here for you,
my beautiful citizens.
585
00:20:16,237 --> 00:20:18,237
Charlie: Hi, Charlie, 25,
you know what?
586
00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,054
It's starting to wear off.
587
00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:21,907
Helen: Yeah, were you
always this short?
588
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:23,224
Scott: I still love you, Ty.
589
00:20:23,318 --> 00:20:25,410
Tyrannis: You're not
a person to me, Scott.
590
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,249
[Man O'Horse screams]
591
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,809
Donna: Whoa, whoa, easy there!
You got this.
592
00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:35,287
Man O'Horse: Got what, Donna?!
Donna: What do you mean?
593
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:36,830
Man O'Horse: You don't
have to sugarcube it.
594
00:20:36,999 --> 00:20:38,999
You're gonna kill me.
Donna: Kill you?
595
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,926
Man O'Horse: They kill
horses who can't run!
596
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,536
Donna: Horses, maybe,
but you're not a horse.
597
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:46,506
You're one thing more
than just a horse.
598
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,842
Man O'Horse: OK, fine.
But I'm a racer, Donna,
599
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,160
a stampeder!
600
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:52,195
I don't even know
what I am without that!
601
00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:54,255
Donna: Then maybe it's
time to find out.
602
00:20:54,349 --> 00:20:56,591
Have you never thought about
what you'd do
603
00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:58,018
if you weren't a stampeder?
604
00:20:58,112 --> 00:20:59,927
Man O'Horse: Well,
sure I have, but--
605
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,429
Donna: Tell me.
606
00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:03,690
Man O'Horse: I wanted kids.
Never had the time for it.
607
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,843
I guess I spent so much
time running...maybe I was--
608
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:08,662
Donna: Running
away from yourself?
609
00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,681
Close your eyes.
Picture it.
610
00:21:11,775 --> 00:21:13,458
Your life--as a father.
611
00:21:13,685 --> 00:21:16,444
Man O'Horse: I can hear them.
Clip-clopping down the hall.
612
00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:19,113
I've got so much living
to do, Donna!
613
00:21:19,282 --> 00:21:20,966
Donna: That's right,
Man O'Horse!
614
00:21:21,193 --> 00:21:22,450
[Man O'Horse sneezes]
615
00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:26,713
Donna: Uhh...ooh, there's
no cure for centaur flu.
616
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:27,955
Man O'Horse:
Just make it quick.
617
00:21:28,124 --> 00:21:29,699
Donna: I don't know how.
618
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,393
Dan Harmon: Did you get
any of that?
619
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:34,980
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