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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 The following programme contains disturbing scenes. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,360 He wants to thrill us. 5 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,240 He wants to get our attention. 6 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,240 So this is not only magic... 7 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,280 ..it's the spectacle of the real. 8 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,000 Can I borrow your wedding ring? Of course. 9 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,440 Can I borrow your wedding ring? Of course. 10 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:01,440 In magic, there's a trick, we take rings and link them together.Right. 11 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,000 Do you mind if I take David's wedding ring? 12 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,360 Do you mind if I take David's wedding ring? 13 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,920 No, go for it. 14 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,840 Can I borrow that ring?Mm-hm. 15 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,800 Yeah? It's OK? 16 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,880 Yeah, that's cool. 17 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,200 Are you gonna take it off? 18 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,160 So you've never taken it off? No, this is the first time. 19 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,480 First time you've taken it off? Yeah, in... 20 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,680 ..16, 17 years.Oh,BLEEP!Oh, wow! 21 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,240 My thumb's... 22 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,600 Here, here's what I do with the ring. 23 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,920 Oh, no.Looks like you smell blood. 24 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,480 It's not in my mouth. 25 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,800 No.No, no. 26 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,000 No, no, no. 27 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,000 Nothing, no, look. 28 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,480 BLEEP, BLEEP 29 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,000 Wow, have you swallowed it? 30 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,040 Wow, have you swallowed it? 31 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,720 He did swallow it. 32 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,440 No, no, no. 33 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,000 Lift up your tongue. 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah.No, no, no. There is nothing in there. 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,360 Yeah.No, no, no. There is nothing in there. 36 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,200 Is there a hanger somewhere? 37 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,560 We do like this. 38 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,160 Straighten it out. 39 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,000 Straighten it out. It's definitely not in your mouth? 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,400 Straighten it out. It's definitely not in your mouth? 41 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,760 It's not. 42 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,040 Oh! 43 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,160 Too far down, that's too far down. 44 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,440 Ssh, ssh! Please don't.No! 45 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,000 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:56,120 Oh, my God. 47 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,920 You want me to pull that. OK? 48 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,560 Don't pull it out. 49 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,800 Oh! 50 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,240 Oh, my God! 51 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,960 No, no, no! 52 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,000 Oh, my God! 53 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,200 Oh, my God! 54 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh, my God! 55 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,560 Oh, my God! 56 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,000 It's totally hooked onto the hanger. Oh, my God! 57 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,640 It's totally hooked onto the hanger. Oh, my God! 58 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,080 There's no way. 59 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,400 That's ridiculous. 60 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:45,920 David... 61 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,680 ..that was amazing. 62 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,880 I've got to go to the bathroom. 63 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,000 Do you have a bill, like a big bill? 64 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,480 Do you have a bill, like a big bill? 65 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,960 20 dollars?Yes, perfect. 66 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,000 20 dollar bill.Yes.Perfect. 67 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 20 dollar bill.Yes.Perfect. 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,800 Can you give her the cigarette? 69 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,000 Here's what I want you to do.Mm-hm. 70 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,280 Here's what I want you to do.Mm-hm. 71 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,920 See the bill?Mm-hm. 72 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,040 Can you burn a hole in the bill? 73 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,440 Yeah, burn a hole. 74 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,960 Push it right through, slowly. Slow. 75 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:16,000 Push. 76 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,720 Push. 77 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,600 Push. Slow, slow. 78 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,320 See how it burns through? 79 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,720 Good. Now let go of the cigarette. 80 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,200 Can you see how it's through the bill? Yeah? 81 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,360 OK?Mm-hm.See?Yeah.Yeah. 82 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,000 Do me a favour?Uh-huh. 83 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:32,640 Do me a favour?Uh-huh. 84 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,120 Can you grab the cigarette from the bottom? 85 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,240 From the bottom, under here. Carefully, don't hurt yourself. 86 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,000 And just see how there's a hole? 87 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:40,160 And just see how there's a hole? 88 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,520 Just pull. Pull. 89 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,560 What?! 90 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,200 See, see, look. 91 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,160 Look, make sure, it's real. 92 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,520 What?! 93 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,440 That's impossible! 94 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,000 Do you have a bill? It might not be big. 95 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,400 Do you have a bill? It might not be big. 96 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,400 OK, well, as big as you have is good. 97 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,920 It's the biggest one I have. Great. A 20?Yeah. 98 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,000 Can you do me a favour? Let's use that surface. Can you sign it here? 99 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,400 Can you do me a favour? Let's use that surface. Can you sign it here? 100 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,200 I have a sharpie. 101 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,760 Perfect. 102 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,000 What do you think of that green? When did that start? 103 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,160 What do you think of that green? When did that start? 104 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,000 You see the signature, I can't copy that, correct? 105 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,280 You see the signature, I can't copy that, correct? 106 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,040 No.Nobody could. OK, let me...Who'd want to? 107 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,400 So this is your bill that you signed.Yes.Correct?Yes. 108 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,000 Do me a favour. Can you just pinch your fingers like this for me? 109 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,200 Do me a favour. Can you just pinch your fingers like this for me? 110 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,760 Yeah.Good. And hold that. 111 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,000 See if I bend... See if I give the bill a little bend. 112 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,240 See if I bend... See if I give the bill a little bend. 113 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,560 Yeah.Right? 114 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,600 Here. And it doesn't... it doesn't ruin the value... 115 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,240 Well, I guess if you go through both serial numbers, 116 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,000 it kind of decreases the value. 117 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,880 it kind of decreases the value. 118 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,560 But is that really ripped? 119 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,120 Yes.Will you pull it off? Pull it off.Me? 120 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,600 Yeah, just rip it. 121 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,000 Good. Perfect. 122 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,080 Good. Perfect. 123 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,200 And can you put that in my mouth, that little piece? 124 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,560 This guy, yeah?Uh-huh. 125 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah. 126 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,520 Yeah. 127 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,360 What?! 128 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,000 What? 129 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,600 What? 130 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,440 Oh! Is it...? 131 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,960 That is insane.That's it, yeah. 132 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,000 That's insane. 133 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,560 That's insane. 134 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,040 How...? 135 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,680 That's crazy.That's not... That's crazy. 136 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,000 I never let go of it, and it was totally gone. 137 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,960 I never let go of it, and it was totally gone. 138 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,600 It's like a reverse bris. 139 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,160 All right. 140 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,000 OK.All right. 141 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,720 OK.All right. 142 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,840 No, no, no, no! 143 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,960 Holy BLEEP! 144 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,160 He could break his teeth, his jawbone. 145 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,840 If something goes wrong, it was my doing, my wishes, 146 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,000 I did everything according to what I wanted to do. 147 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,560 I did everything according to what I wanted to do. 148 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,000 The deadliest feat in magic is the bullet catch. 149 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,440 The deadliest feat in magic is the bullet catch. 150 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,800 And there are two ways you can go about doing it. 151 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,000 You can do it for real... 152 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,040 or you can fake it. 153 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,680 Ironically, 12 magicians that have faked it in the last century 154 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,080 died performing it. 155 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,000 In 2009, I performed a real version of the bullet catch 156 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,400 In 2009, I performed a real version of the bullet catch 157 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,680 where I convinced my best friend to fire the gun. 158 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,000 And that's the last time I'll ever ask anyone to assume that risk. 159 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,640 And that's the last time I'll ever ask anyone to assume that risk. 160 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,360 So, from now on, I'm going to be the one pulling the trigger. 161 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,000 I'm also going to use a bullet 162 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,320 I'm also going to use a bullet 163 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,320 that's nearly twice as big and twice as fast. 164 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,520 I'm going to have a mirror in one hand, and with the other, 165 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,000 I have to carefully pull a string attached to the trigger 166 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,240 I have to carefully pull a string attached to the trigger 167 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:03,120 which will send the bullet flying into the steel cup in my mouth, 168 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,000 and there's no margin for error. 169 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,200 and there's no margin for error. 170 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:10,480 If anything goes wrong, it will be a disaster right here and right now. 171 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,760 I'm here at the dentist's today 172 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,400 to get a mould taken for a new mouth guard. 173 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,000 The reason I need to do that is because, since the only other time 174 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,080 The reason I need to do that is because, since the only other time 175 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,760 I did the bullet catch, my teeth have shifted. 176 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,880 Everything has to be perfect because the cup can't move 177 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,000 when it takes the impact of the bullet. 178 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,320 when it takes the impact of the bullet. 179 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,320 The amount of force this bullet can give 180 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,040 can break his teeth, it could break his jawbone. 181 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,720 What do you mean? 182 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,000 Cos it wouldn't be fun. 183 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,640 It'd be boring. 184 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,200 I mean, obviously. 185 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,520 My advice would be not to do this trick. 186 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,640 Would I take your advice?No. That's it. 187 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,000 I also told you to stop eating glass 188 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,400 I also told you to stop eating glass 189 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,880 for years now, and you haven't listened.And they're getting bad. 190 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,120 Yes.I feel hot and cold much stronger now. 191 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,000 That's because glass is not a normal food that you're supposed to eat. 192 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,240 That's because glass is not a normal food that you're supposed to eat. 193 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,240 Have you been eating on the right side of your mouth? 194 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,000 Yeah, only on the right. It's so weird.You're wearing your teeth 195 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,920 Yeah, only on the right. It's so weird.You're wearing your teeth 196 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,280 on the right much worse.Wow. Much worse. 197 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,800 Yeah, I started shifting to the right cos the left was hurting. 198 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,000 Your right's worse than your left. This is totally worn away. 199 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,880 Your right's worse than your left. This is totally worn away. 200 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,480 All the enamel's gone, his nerve is almost exposed. 201 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,000 He didn't believe me in the beginning.I didn't believe him. 202 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,680 He didn't believe me in the beginning.I didn't believe him. 203 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,520 I've never seen anyone do it, I thought there was a trick to it, 204 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,720 but he's eating glass. 205 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,000 Can I take a sip of this? 206 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,720 Can I take a sip of this? 207 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,680 Sure.Watch this now.Is that OK? 208 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,120 It's your glass? 209 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,240 He wants to see one more. 210 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,000 This is your glass?Yes. 211 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,880 This is your glass?Yes. 212 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,400 It's a real glass? Yeah. 213 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,920 Nice.Uh-oh! He's just having a drink. 214 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,000 That's the...that's the trick! 215 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,760 Hey, wait.BLEEP! 216 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh! 217 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,320 Oh! 218 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,320 Oh, come on! 219 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,680 Be careful. 220 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,880 You're crazy. 221 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,000 D'you want to drink it just to...? 222 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,080 D'you want to drink it just to...? 223 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,080 And that's a real glass, for sure. Yeah. 224 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,960 You should really see someone about that. 225 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,840 You guys are missing this. 226 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,000 He's eating my glass. 227 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,680 He's eating my glass. 228 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,200 The boyfriend I always wanted. 229 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,000 Might be blood, but I don't know if you bleed like the rest of us. 230 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,520 Might be blood, but I don't know if you bleed like the rest of us. 231 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,160 OK, let's not do that any more, I'm scared now. 232 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,000 You want me to make a rabbit appear out of your purse? 233 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,040 You want me to make a rabbit appear out of your purse? 234 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,680 Preferably a rabbit, bunny, Shetland pony. 235 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,680 Oh, there is literally nothing in it. 236 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,400 Well, actually... 237 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,440 That wasn't in my purse. Oh, my God! 238 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,000 Finally he got a big one. 239 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,960 Finally he got a big one. 240 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,640 Um...has it got teeth? 241 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,920 Oh, my God! 242 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,560 No! 243 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,440 If you do this stunt and you die, 244 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,960 it's like, you had it coming. 245 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,000 I feel like you're arching and all, 246 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,040 I feel like you're arching and all, 247 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,160 cos it could be hitting your spine. 248 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,920 You know how this works? It's like...No, no, no! 249 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,560 No!No! 250 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,840 What the BLEEP! BLEEP! 251 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, my God.No...flipping, and, like... 252 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,400 Oh, my God.No...flipping, and, like... 253 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,200 No, it's gone. 254 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,200 Oh, my God! 255 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,000 Here, let me... You know, we can do a cell phone as well. 256 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,480 Here, let me... You know, we can do a cell phone as well. 257 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,800 Is this... This is yours? 258 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,000 Yes.So, watch how quickly it goes. Watch. So it's one, two...look. 259 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,520 Yes.So, watch how quickly it goes. Watch. So it's one, two...look. 260 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,000 No way. 261 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,240 No way. 262 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,080 I owe her a new phone. 263 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,320 Is that phone important to you? I just got it a week ago. 264 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,000 Like, exactly, like...Yeah. 265 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,960 What the BLEEP just happened? 266 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,760 That's my purse in my bag. Grab her purse. 267 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,000 Grab her purse. What the BLEEP! 268 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,320 Grab her purse. What the BLEEP! 269 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,240 No! 270 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,560 BLEEP! 271 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,680 No! 272 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,440 Hold on, hold on! 273 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,000 What's inside? 274 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,040 What's inside? 275 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,560 Oh! 276 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,040 It travelled into your friend's bag. 277 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,000 Go ahead, reach inside. Go ahead. Let her reach in. 278 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,080 Go ahead, reach inside. Go ahead. Let her reach in. 279 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,000 I saw it go into the water. Look in the bag, go ahead. 280 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,760 Reach inside. Check, make sure it's her phone. 281 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,600 Oh, my God! 282 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,440 I saw it going into the water. 283 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,520 My God! 284 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,000 Do you know how to shuffle cards, like a riffle shuffle? 285 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,440 Do you know how to shuffle cards, like a riffle shuffle? 286 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,000 Jen, name any card, at random. 287 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Name any card in the deck. 288 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,680 Name any card in the deck. 289 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,160 Jack of clubs. 290 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,440 Name any number between 1 and 52. 291 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,000 23.You said jack of clubs and then 23, right? 292 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,880 23.You said jack of clubs and then 23, right? 293 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,080 Yeah.Count 23 cards. 294 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,000 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 295 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,480 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 296 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,520 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 297 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,360 17, 18, 19, 29, 21, 298 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,600 22, 23. 299 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,000 Can you show me the card that... Turn over the top card. 300 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,120 Can you show me the card that... Turn over the top card. 301 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,920 The one you've counted. Let me see it.No! 302 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,000 You're a witch! 303 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 You're a witch! 304 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,760 You're a witch! No! 305 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,360 No! 306 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,000 BLEEP! 307 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,760 BLEEP! 308 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,400 What?!But, Jen, you did that. I didn't do it. 309 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,000 So I'm not the witch, you thought of the card and the number.No! 310 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,080 So I'm not the witch, you thought of the card and the number.No! 311 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,360 No! 312 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,000 Witch! 313 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,960 One day, before you die, are you just gonna write a book 314 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,000 and tell us everything? You can't die. 315 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,640 and tell us everything? You can't die. 316 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,680 One of the strangest characters in magic was Mac Norton, 317 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,000 and he called himself the Human Aquarium. 318 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,240 and he called himself the Human Aquarium. 319 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:49,160 He had the ability to convert his stomach into a home 320 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,000 where creatures could live and then bring them up on command. 321 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,200 where creatures could live and then bring them up on command. 322 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,960 I've spent the last ten years trying to figure out his secret. 323 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,800 You think you can swallow this whole potato? 324 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,400 It wouldn't go down. 325 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,000 BLEEP! 326 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,600 BLEEP! 327 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,240 I'm getting it to here. I don't think it's swallowing it. 328 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,920 They're overriding the gag reflex. 329 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,000 Whatever it is that stops you from just swallowing BLEEP random 330 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,880 Whatever it is that stops you from just swallowing BLEEP random 331 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,960 that you need to go...when you eat, 332 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,440 you need to unlock that. 333 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,160 I think that's what we need to do. 334 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,000 My name is Brett Loudermilk and I'm a sword swallower 335 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,880 My name is Brett Loudermilk and I'm a sword swallower 336 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,120 and I'm cleaning some swords for some practice with David. 337 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,440 I'm getting him to get a sword down 338 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,000 so that we can make him better at the things that he wants to do, 339 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,440 so that we can make him better at the things that he wants to do, 340 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,160 which are BLEEP insane. 341 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,760 So you're moving your body. Don't move your body. 342 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,920 It looks like you're feeling some sort of resistance. 343 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,720 Mm-hm.OK. 344 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,000 So that was right in here?Yeah. Yeah.It's hitting something. 345 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,480 So that was right in here?Yeah. Yeah.It's hitting something. 346 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,000 Do you feel like you're arching? Cos it could be hitting your spine. 347 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 So I'm only down to here. 348 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,200 So I'm only down to here. 349 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,560 Yeah. 350 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,400 I basically have to get it down... It's gonna go to there.To there. 351 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,040 Just kind of square yourself up. 352 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,840 That's it. 353 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,200 Ah! 354 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,000 You don't decide, ever, in real life, what your oesophagus does. 355 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,720 You don't decide, ever, in real life, what your oesophagus does. 356 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,000 But this, you have to train yourself to go, oh, OK, I have to figure out 357 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,600 But this, you have to train yourself to go, oh, OK, I have to figure out 358 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,280 how to work this muscle now. 359 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,080 It's really crazy you can override your complete BLEEP body. 360 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080 Yeah. 361 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,600 Ah! 362 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,400 Ah!All right. 363 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,000 It's perfect. It doesn't feel like I can go any further. 364 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,640 It's perfect. It doesn't feel like I can go any further. 365 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,440 Cos it can't go any further. 366 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,400 Oh, so that's...that is... 367 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,840 You got it! 368 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,000 OK.It was hitting the bottom of your stomach.OK, got it. 369 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,760 OK.It was hitting the bottom of your stomach.OK, got it. 370 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, yeah.It feels like that. Yeah. 371 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,040 It's like you commit to, like, I'm going to get beat up today. 372 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,000 You're a magician. 373 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,480 You're a magician. 374 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,200 Why didn't you do this? 375 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,720 We're doing this so we can figure out one new trick. 376 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,920 He's almost like addicted to the danger. 377 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,560 There's no way to stop him. That's what he wants. 378 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet 379 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,240 I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet 380 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,400 from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself. 381 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,000 Can you splay the cards like that? 382 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,280 Can you splay the cards like that? 383 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,400 Can you do that?No, I can't.Try. Here, take this. Take it. 384 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480 Try to spray them from back here to me. 385 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,000 Yeah, but to me. Hold on, do it to me. Spray 'em this way.To you. 386 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Yeah, but to me. Hold on, do it to me. Spray 'em this way.To you. 387 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,840 Yeah. Leave 'em. No, leave 'em. 388 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,440 Spray here, go. Hard, go. 389 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,000 Perfect. 390 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 You thought of a card? What card were you thinking of? 391 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,920 You thought of a card? What card were you thinking of? 392 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,920 Ace.Of what? 393 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,240 Spades.Bingo. 394 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,440 Blindfold me. Go. 395 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,600 Go. 396 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,000 Maybe... I'm not sure, maybe this one. 397 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,320 Maybe... I'm not sure, maybe this one. 398 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,240 Oh, yeah. 399 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,720 BLEEP 400 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,000 Put your head back. 401 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,960 Put your head back. 402 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,520 Relax your lips. 403 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,360 Never. 404 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,000 It's amazing. 405 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,800 It's amazing. 406 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,640 Yeah. 407 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,440 That's the word, insane. 408 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,160 Let's assume you're not David Blaine any more.OK. 409 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,760 You're now in the audience, the arena.Right. 410 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,000 And the guy you're watching got hurt. 411 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,040 And the guy you're watching got hurt. 412 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,480 Do you admire him? 413 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,080 I'm intrigued. 414 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,920 Like, wow. Then I'd be like, what's the reason, 415 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:16,000 like, why is he shooting himself in the mouth? 416 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,760 like, why is he shooting himself in the mouth? 417 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,640 Why doesn't he just do card tricks and get rich? 418 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,200 That's what I'd wonder. 419 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,000 Guess what his reason. Why would he do that? 420 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,880 Guess what his reason. Why would he do that? 421 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,800 I think he finds a really high excitement in it. 422 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,760 Where does it tie? 423 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,080 Do this real fast. 424 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,000 Just don't move your body, just pull your hand. 425 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,440 Just don't move your body, just pull your hand. 426 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,800 I don't know. I have to admit that's something 427 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,040 I still don't fully understand, 428 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,000 this idea of putting your life on the line, either for entertainment 429 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,720 this idea of putting your life on the line, either for entertainment 430 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,040 or...philosophically to say something 431 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,120 that's, you know, bigger and greater. 432 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,760 Just move over a little bit. 433 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,000 It always felt like, if things go wrong, like, if you do this stunt, 434 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,240 It always felt like, if things go wrong, like, if you do this stunt, 435 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,280 and you die, it's the opposite of inspiring a person, 436 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,000 it's like, OK, he had it coming. 437 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,680 it's like, OK, he had it coming. 438 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,080 I think we're good to go with that. Yeah. 439 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,240 I don't know if it's like... 440 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,000 he's almost, like, addicted to the danger, it gives him this... 441 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,480 he's almost, like, addicted to the danger, it gives him this... 442 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,000 rush, this... 443 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,600 There's no way to stop him. 444 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,000 That's what he wants. 445 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,320 That's what he wants. 446 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,080 I would know that if I became a father, and I was in his shoes, 447 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,000 things will shift, things will change. 448 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,200 things will shift, things will change. 449 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,960 Oh, that's it, 70 Rancho Drive. 450 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,000 Well, Mary, Papa loves you. 451 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,400 Well, Mary, Papa loves you. 452 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,120 You're going to the zoo? 453 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,040 Whoa, that's way louder, huh? 454 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,000 There's an... 455 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,960 There's an... 456 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,760 I'm off by a millimetre. 457 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,800 You saw whales? 458 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,000 What?! You saw beluga whales? 459 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,320 What?! You saw beluga whales? 460 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,240 I'm David Blaine, I'm about to try for the first time taking a bullet 461 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,000 from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself. 462 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,560 from a .22 calibre rifle that I'm going to operate myself. 463 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,720 So I indemnify every single person on this property, 464 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,960 if something goes wrong, it's my doing, it's my wishes 465 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,000 and I did everything according to what I wanted to do. 466 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,200 and I did everything according to what I wanted to do. 467 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,600 Laser on. 468 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,120 Trigger's set. 469 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,840 Keep going. 470 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,560 Keep that slack. 471 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,000 Just keep your eye on the camera. Make sure that dot doesn't move. 472 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,760 Yeah. 473 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,040 Yeah. Little off centre. 474 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,560 Off centre.Keep looking at it. 475 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,800 No, no, no. 476 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,000 Make sure it's glowing. 477 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,600 Make sure it's glowing. 478 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,800 Now... 479 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,560 Up slightly. 480 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,480 That's it.Right there, right there. 481 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,160 No.No. 482 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,400 Right there. 483 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,160 You're still off. 484 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,840 No, no, no. 485 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,320 Right there. 486 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,920 Right there. 487 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,440 Glowing. Right there. 488 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,080 Wow! 489 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,760 It's like a BLEEP punch! 490 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,000 Wow!Are you good?BLEEP! 491 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Wow!Are you good?BLEEP! 492 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,800 That is a BLEEP punch! 493 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,480 Wow! 494 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,000 Congratulations.Congratulations, that is...Holy BLEEP! 495 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Congratulations.Congratulations, that is...Holy BLEEP! 496 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,160 Carl...You did it, man.Dina. 497 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,000 BLEEPThat was great. 498 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,720 BLEEPThat was great. 499 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,120 Wow, that's like... 500 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,040 It's pleasing, man. 501 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,000 My heart was pounding. 502 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,560 My heart was pounding. 503 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,160 Pounding, I was like, no, no. 504 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,360 Yes, no. 505 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,280 Duh-duh-duh-duh. 506 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,000 Let's just kill you and be done with it. I mean, why? 507 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,640 Let's just kill you and be done with it. I mean, why? 508 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,200 You were like...aargh! 509 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,640 I would have been so ecstatic. I just feel like...oh, man. 510 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,000 Holy BLEEP! 511 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,440 Holy BLEEP! 512 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,080 I-I'm not happy. 513 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,600 I'm not happy, I'm the opposite of happy. 514 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,800 Cos he'll do it every night. 515 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,760 We have 911 on speed dial. 516 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,840 You see how thin that is? It's that? 517 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,400 Wow! Wow! 518 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,000 You're thinking of something that I could never know, 519 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,080 You're thinking of something that I could never know, 520 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,160 even if I researched you. Yeah, yeah. 521 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,760 And nobody here would know it. So I couldn't ask him 522 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,880 what's she gonna think of, correct? OK, they might know it. 523 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,000 I'd know?You guys would know it. 524 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,520 I'd know?You guys would know it. 525 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,560 Is it something that's personal to you?Yeah. 526 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,000 OK, it's fine. They didn't tell me anything.No. 527 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,320 OK, it's fine. They didn't tell me anything.No. 528 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,040 It would be really weird for them to bring it up. 529 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,720 Go anywhere you want, where nobody can see what you're searching. 530 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,320 Make sure nobody's looking at what you're searching. 531 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,000 When you search it, I could watch your fingers, 532 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,360 When you search it, I could watch your fingers, 533 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,400 but that's not what this is about. I'm not kidding. 534 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,000 OK.And when you're done searching, it'll bring you to an article.Yep. 535 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,320 OK.And when you're done searching, it'll bring you to an article.Yep. 536 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,000 OK, scroll through.Mm-hm. 537 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,120 Think of a word in the article. 538 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,600 And you have a word? 539 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,000 Does that word somehow relate to what you're thinking of? 540 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,400 Does that word somehow relate to what you're thinking of? 541 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,000 OK, so it's random. So it's not like the word will tell me 542 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,440 OK, so it's random. So it's not like the word will tell me 543 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,200 what you were thinking of, correct? No. No, it's really random.OK. 544 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,000 So let me ask you a question. Keep that hidden. 545 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,760 You're thinking of... 546 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,880 like, when you were five years old. Mm-hm. 547 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,000 And there was something... I don't know much, 548 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,400 And there was something... I don't know much, 549 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,880 but it's something that was, like, with your family, like...? 550 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,080 Yeah. 551 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,120 Something that meant a lot to you. 552 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,000 BLEEP My God! 553 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,560 BLEEP My God! 554 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,960 Yes. 555 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,480 Before I try to figure out what that is, can you come here? 556 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,000 No.No, I need to use...I know. 557 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,160 No.No, I need to use...I know. 558 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,120 No, no, but look, no, no, hold on. 559 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,960 In order to... 560 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,560 No, no, I'm gonna use this right here. 561 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,720 Keep your hand open, just like this. 562 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,560 I hope I'm wrong. 563 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,320 I hope you are too. 564 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,000 BLEEP! 565 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,720 BLEEP! 566 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,800 That's not only weird, but really embarrassing. 567 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,520 BLEEP! 568 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,000 It's right. 569 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,880 It's right. 570 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,440 BLEEP! 571 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,160 You were also...you were also thinking of a word, right? 572 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,000 From the article. You just thought of a word.Yes. 573 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,520 From the article. You just thought of a word.Yes. 574 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,560 Nothing related. It was the opposite... 575 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,400 of what you were thinking of, in a weird way. 576 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,000 Yeah.Hold on. 577 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,960 Yeah.Hold on. 578 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,240 Think of a letter in that word. 579 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,720 In the word, think of a letter.OK. 580 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,000 OK, wait... 581 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,720 OK, wait... 582 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,320 You see, you changed.Yeah. 583 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,440 Sorry.You went from an M to an R. 584 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,760 All right. 585 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,680 Yeah. 586 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,240 I changed it to an R. 587 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,840 Really weird. 588 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,600 Petrifying.Isn't it? 589 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,480 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, 590 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,360 J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, 591 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,000 S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. 592 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,240 S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. 593 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,120 Yeah. 594 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,000 What was the word that you were thinking of? 595 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:20,360 What was the word that you were thinking of? 596 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,760 Numerous. 597 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:28,000 What?! 598 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,560 What?! 599 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,120 BLEEP! 600 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,600 No. 601 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,000 You scare the BLEEP out of me. 602 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,840 You scare the BLEEP out of me. 603 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,680 BLEEP! 604 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,400 Oh, my God. 605 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,880 It's so weird. 606 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:44,000 That's so weird. 607 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,480 That's so weird. 608 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,000 You're gonna put this in your body. 609 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,240 You're gonna put this in your body. 610 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,160 This one I've done already, but this one I haven't done. 611 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,960 So this will be the first attempt. 612 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,760 We have 911 on speed dial? 613 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,120 Press it, press it. 614 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,000 Oh, he fricking did it. 615 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,880 Oh, he fricking did it. 616 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,880 That's ridiculous. 617 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,160 So ridiculous. 618 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,000 That looks pretty good. It doesn't look real, though. 619 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,280 That looks pretty good. It doesn't look real, though. 620 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,240 It's as real as it's gonna be. 621 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,560 100 years ago, there was a guy, 622 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,760 and hypothetically, he was able 623 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,000 to convert his stomach into an aquarium. 624 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,560 to convert his stomach into an aquarium. 625 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,280 He would drink a large amount of water and put creatures inside and 626 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,000 he'd spout them out into people's wine glasses filled with water. 627 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 he'd spout them out into people's wine glasses filled with water. 628 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,520 See, the oesophagus starts here, 629 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,240 and you can see how thin that is? 630 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,000 How are you gonna get a creature to go up that?It's that thin line? 631 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,920 How are you gonna get a creature to go up that?It's that thin line? 632 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,360 Yes, the thin red line. 633 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,320 You know what I just realised? If I'd studied this book 634 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,000 and discussed this before I'd worked on it, 635 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,720 and discussed this before I'd worked on it, 636 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,640 I'd never think it was possible. 637 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,320 It would do the opposite. 638 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,000 It's amazing.Excuse me, I still don't think it's possible. 639 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,640 It's amazing.Excuse me, I still don't think it's possible. 640 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,160 You're thinking of a small creature. Yeah, I got it. 641 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,680 One that could fit in the palm of my hand?Yeah. 642 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,640 Cos he's gonna draw something.OK. 643 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,000 Let me try this. 644 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,960 Let me try this. 645 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,680 I wanna draw... Yeah, you're gonna try to draw it. 646 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,240 A small creature that can fit in the palm of Drake's hand. 647 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,880 If I drew Mick Mills, you'd be like, oh, man! 648 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,280 All right. 649 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,720 All right. 650 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,800 To me, this looks a little bit like a frog.I would absolutely agree. 651 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,520 Frogs are like, er, what do they say, the plague? 652 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,000 That's right, it rained frogs in Egypt. 653 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,440 That's right, it rained frogs in Egypt. 654 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,840 It rained frogs? 655 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,800 It rained frogs in Egypt. 656 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,000 BLEEP 657 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,800 BLEEP 658 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,160 No way! 659 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,480 No way! 660 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,120 Wha...! Wha...! 661 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,240 No way, no way! 662 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,400 Wait, wait, wait. 663 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,840 Wait! 664 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,120 He's jumping around. 665 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,000 It tastes like chicken. 666 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,680 It tastes like chicken. 667 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,840 Wait, hold on. 668 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,920 Stef, come here, is my mouth empty? 669 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,520 Yeah. 670 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,320 Get your frog. Get your frogs. 671 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,240 Hold on, make sure my mouth is empty. Is my mouth empty? 672 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,000 Yeah.Wait, wait. 673 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,720 Yeah.Wait, wait. 674 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,040 Eh?Yeah. 675 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,480 Got another frog? 676 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,440 No, no, no! 677 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,000 BLEEP! 678 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,560 BLEEP! 679 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,240 Oh, my God! 680 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,560 You're addicted to adrenalin, but you're in denial. 681 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,920 How is that even possible? 682 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,000 Did anyone make David disappear yet? No, wait a minute. 683 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,360 Did anyone make David disappear yet? No, wait a minute. 684 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,840 You have no idea what just happened, that's ridiculous. 685 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,200 No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 686 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,000 He said, name a animal that he can keep alive in his hand, 687 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,760 He said, name a animal that he can keep alive in his hand, 688 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,960 so I said frog. 689 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,520 There's nothing in my mouth?No. 690 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 So he sewed his mouth shut with needle and thread... 691 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,320 So he sewed his mouth shut with needle and thread... 692 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,920 I thought sewing the mouth shut was the trick. 693 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,000 I thought that was it. I forgot about the frog thing. 694 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,760 I thought that was it. I forgot about the frog thing. 695 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,000 Live frogs came out of his mouth. 696 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,280 Live frogs came out of his mouth. 697 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,160 Oh, my God! 698 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,720 Live frogs. 699 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,120 Oh, my God! 700 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,080 So we go to the desert a day before the show. 701 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,000 And you decide to pull the trigger 702 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,120 And you decide to pull the trigger 703 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,280 and we think everything is perfect. 704 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,520 And then we realise that actually the mouth guard broke. 705 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,000 He won't tell me, he had no doubt, do it again the very next night. 706 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,320 He won't tell me, he had no doubt, do it again the very next night. 707 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,880 No. 708 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,000 Three, two, one... 709 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,680 Three, two, one... 710 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,080 fire! 711 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,600 Sweet. 712 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,000 Can you take everyone through what the plan is? 713 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,680 Can you take everyone through what the plan is? 714 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,800 So, if anything were to happen, 715 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,600 lights are gonna go to blue, 716 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,760 we get the ambulance, and off.OK. 717 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,360 It's almost there. 718 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,000 I really think that we've solved all the problems with this device now. 719 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,200 I really think that we've solved all the problems with this device now. 720 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,080 I think it's gonna be good to go. 721 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,640 The lower mouthpiece is of a soft material, 722 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,000 like an athletic mouth guard material. 723 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,040 like an athletic mouth guard material. 724 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,160 The top is hard acrylic that obviously has to be hard 725 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,000 in order to stop the velocity of the bullet. 726 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Yesterday at the rehearsal, the piece I had, 727 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,040 when it took the bullet that we did, it broke. 728 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,000 So he jumped on an airplane, brought this whole dentist kit and his tools 729 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,360 So he jumped on an airplane, brought this whole dentist kit and his tools 730 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,840 to modify the thing so it'll fit and actually stop that. 731 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,000 I really feel good about it. I think it'll work out really well. 732 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,400 I really feel good about it. I think it'll work out really well. 733 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,640 But my advice to him from the start was...Not to do it.Exactly. 734 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,000 David, don't do this, man. 735 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,280 David, don't do this, man. 736 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,320 I would never build a prop for card tricks an hour before the show. 737 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,000 He's gonna put his life on the line. Maybe he got balls, man. 738 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,800 He's gonna put his life on the line. Maybe he got balls, man. 739 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,920 '44 minutes to the show, exactly 44 minutes to the show.' 740 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,400 I'm very nervous.You are? 741 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,000 How do you feel? 742 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 How do you feel? 743 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,680 It's a crazy life. 744 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,000 My heart is racing. 745 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,480 Is it? Mine too. 746 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,000 Mine actually is racing. 747 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,120 Mine actually is racing. 748 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,920 BLEEP nervous BLEEP. I don't even know why. 749 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,960 I mean, I know why. You've got to shoot yourself in the face. 750 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,000 It's like we're all doing something 751 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 that's like we're about to rob Macey's or something. 752 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,400 No, that would be less scary. 753 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,000 That's not bad, actually.We'd be in jail, practising card moves. 754 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,880 That's not bad, actually.We'd be in jail, practising card moves. 755 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,000 There's no margin for error. 756 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,720 There's no margin for error. 757 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:10,800 If anything goes wrong, it will be a disaster right here and right now. 758 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,160 Three, two... 759 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,440 one... 760 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,760 Fire. 761 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,000 All right, we're good. 762 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,280 All right, we're good. 763 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,240 Yes. 764 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,280 Hold on, no, no, no. 765 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,320 Yes. 766 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,880 Yes. 767 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,000 Up slightly, up slightly. 768 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,840 Up slightly, up slightly. 769 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,480 Stop, stop. Yes. 770 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,920 Huh?Yes. 771 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,320 Huh?Yes. 772 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,640 Huh? 773 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,640 Yes. 774 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,000 So, what happened when you fired the gun? 775 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,920 So, what happened when you fired the gun? 776 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,640 Time just started to move... 777 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,480 really slow. 778 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,000 When the bullet struck the cup... 779 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,920 When the bullet struck the cup... 780 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,560 ..there was a high-pitched ringing in my ears. 781 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,000 And I felt an impact in the back of my throat. 782 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,680 And I felt an impact in the back of my throat. 783 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,920 And I was sure the bullet went right through my head 784 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,400 and I was dead. 785 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,200 And then suddenly, I became aware of the pain. 786 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,920 And it brought me back. 787 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,000 And at that moment, I realised 788 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,440 And at that moment, I realised 789 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,360 that the mouth guard had simply shattered again 790 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,920 and I was alive. 791 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,000 Oh!Are you good? 792 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Right, you OK? 793 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,520 Right, you OK? 794 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,360 The BLEEP broke! 795 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,760 Agh! 796 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,000 This popped off. 797 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,040 This popped off. 798 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,600 This whole thing came off. 799 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,560 Thank you, everybody, for being such an incredible audience. 800 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,000 Peace and good night. 801 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,280 Peace and good night. 802 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,840 Never again. 803 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,000 David will not do that again. 804 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,840 David will not do that again. 805 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,200 Of course we are, we're BLEEP. I quit. I'm telling you right now. 806 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,600 We're gonna do it right. End of story.OK. 807 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,000 We're doing it right. 808 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000 We're doing it right. 809 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,480 Listen, there's no point to argue right now... 810 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,600 You think I'm gonna stop cos it's wrong? 811 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,000 I did it to you.You didn't do anything.No, it's my fault. 812 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,160 I did it to you.You didn't do anything.No, it's my fault. 813 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,360 Hate me, I don't care. I will not help you with this ever again. 814 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,040 I promise you, I swear to God. I believe you. 815 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,000 I think that, if we're all gonna be on the same page, he won't do it. 816 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,800 I think that, if we're all gonna be on the same page, he won't do it. 817 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,760 If we all said we were leaving, he'd still do it. That's gonna fuel him. 818 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,800 Guaranteed.He will.Guaranteed. 819 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,000 What if he dies?I'd be BLEEP traumatised. Are you kidding? 820 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,400 What if he dies?I'd be BLEEP traumatised. Are you kidding? 821 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,480 But I would rather we know that BLEEP did everything I could 822 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,000 to help him than me walking away. 823 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,240 to help him than me walking away. 824 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,760 It's something that really matters to him. 825 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,040 You don't think this really matters to him? 826 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,000 I think that it's possible to convince him 827 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,560 I think that it's possible to convince him 828 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,120 to do a kick-ass show that doesn't require dying. 829 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,000 Your biggest fear is to die from old age or something. 830 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,760 Your biggest fear is to die from old age or something. 831 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,440 Of course! 832 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,000 I mean, if I was gonna die, I'd like to die, like, pretty quick. 833 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,680 I mean, if I was gonna die, I'd like to die, like, pretty quick. 834 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,280 On stage with a gun pointing at you? 835 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,880 No, that's not how I'm gonna die. 836 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,000 Something like that. 837 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,480 Something like that. 838 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,520 No chance, it's not how I'm dying. 839 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,120 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 58015

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