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It's Dad's basement, Vivian.
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He should decide
what happens to his stuff!
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Yeah, I-I know there was a flood,
but wet things can dry.
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No, it's-- It's not trash, Vivian.
Those are his treasures.
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I can't wait to see everybody.
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I can't wait to see some of the people.
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Are you sure you don't want
to text Kate before we get there?
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I don't know, something funny,
just to break the ice.
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She was out of line, okay? Not me.
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Whatever she said, I'm sure she's sorry.
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I'm just gonna tell her
we need to set some clear boundaries,
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and if she doesn't like it, too bad.
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I really hope she's in a good mood.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You're being ridiculous. You are!
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Just put on Dad, Vivian, I swear to God!
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Hey, Dad.
Yeah, just tell me what's down there,
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and I can help you decide
whether to keep it or not, okay?
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Keep.
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Keep.
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Keep.
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Oh, that, you, uh-- No, uh… Keep.
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Keep, yeah.
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Oh, we're getting so close.
I can't wait to see everyone.
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Ya know, we should probably stop
and get some groceries.
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Oh, no, they're already
bringing groceries, babe.
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What if they didn't get enough?
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Okay, why don't you just
throw everything in the house away?
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Huh? Just throw it all in the garbage.
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Oh, yeah.
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Happy New Year, party people!
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Who's ready to leave the past behind us?
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Hi!
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I-I'm using that tone
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because that's the tone
that you're using with me.
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Oh, yes, it is. Don't. No, no, no, no.
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Everyone's already here.
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Hi!
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Ginny in the house!
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Oh!
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We did it!
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Danny, are you cooking anything special?
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-Claude's cooking.
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm making a classic Italian
New Year's dish.
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Zampone with lentils.
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Is that a foot?
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No, it's a traditional Italian sausage
encased in a foot.
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Oh.
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Well, it won't be the first time
I've put a foot in my mouth.
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That came out weird.
I don't mean like I have an OnlyFans.
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Hi.
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Hey! The vacation can officially begin.
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The VIP is here!
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Hey!
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Thank you all for coming on my trip.
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Of course.
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-It's mama's turn.
-Yeah, it is.
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I said that 'cause I have tequila in this.
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Hi. Hi, hon.
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And this is the famous Terry.
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-Terry!
-Hi, there. Hi.
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No autographs, please.
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-And he's funny.
-Nice to meet everybody.
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What was your name again?
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-Terry!
-Terry.
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We met at a potters convention
in Poughkeepsie.
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Terry was hosting a demo where he made
a bowl that looked like a human brain.
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Yeah, it was… You know, the brain is
the most sensuous organ of the human body.
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Oh, wow.
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I'll go get the rest of the stuff.
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Thank you.
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So, how was your Christmas?
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It was perfect.
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Claude put up four trees
and we did nothing.
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Sorry, my dad's basement flooded
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and my sister's being crazy
just trying to toss out everything.
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Yeah. She's completely unhinged
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because she doesn't want
a pile of wet TV Guides from the '90s.
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Got it.
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Thank you.
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Let me show you our room.
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Come in.
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I have something to tell you.
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Okay.
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It's very much an emergency.
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Okay. Babe…
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…what is it?
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Eighteen years ago in Barcelona…
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Uh-huh.
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…I think I fucked Terry.
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I need to know.
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I mean, there's no way
I can ask him directly, though.
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Oh, Claude.
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-What?
-I love this mystery for us.
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Jack, I need a moment.
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I'm listening, Kate.
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I felt frustrated and resentful
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when you did not help me
with the groceries.
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Okay, I receive that.
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I apologize,
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and I will try to be more considerate
about carrying stuff in the future.
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Okay.
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Oh, I think your sister's texting you.
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What?
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Uh, what are you-- What are you doing?
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Vivian texted you.
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Thank you.
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Vivian, do not throw that out.
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Well, how wet is my poster?
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Mm.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh! I know what you did.
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Are we doing shots?
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-Oh.
-No, babe.
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-These guys don't drink, remember?
-Oh, right, right. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, they're immunity shots.
The ginger just burns like a motherfucker.
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Uh, you already know Rachel.
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Right, from the, um…
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And this is Sarah.
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-Hi again.
-Hi.
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-Good to see you.
-Hello. Good to see you.
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And obviously, this is Jett.
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Sup, sup!
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-Can't forget Jett.
-Nah.
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-Okay. Good to see you.
-Yeah.
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So, any of you guys big skiers?
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-Yeah. You guys ski a little, right?
-I went on like a middle school trip.
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And Jett sleds.
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I mean, Jett does sled.
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He said it.
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-We've got it all.
-Okay, here's a funny story.
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So, I was in REI yesterday,
and I was looking at sunglasses--
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Hello, hello, hello.
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-Colby!
-Oh, my God!
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Tell us everything!
How was Paris? Tell us.
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Oh, my God. It was so amazing.
I loved it so much.
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I may move there. It was so good.
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Okay, he said the same thing
about Lisbon, so…
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Okay, guilty as charged.
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Colby's the traveler of the group.
His TikTok is all packing videos.
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Wow.
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So, Terry, have you ever been
to Barcelona?
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Mm-hmm. Many times.
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Uh-huh. Were you there in 2007?
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Because I lived there in 2007.
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Did you have a mustache back then?
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I did a mustache once for Movember.
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Yeah, but no one is asking you.
I'm speaking to Terry.
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Gee, enough with the third degree.
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Give a guy a chance
to eat his potato skins.
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-All right, all right.
-It's okay.
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-Can I ask another question?
-Yeah.
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Yep.
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Danny, can we talk, please?
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You wanna do this in snow pants?
Fine. Speak.
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You have every right
to still be mad at me. I-I feel horrible.
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You cannot talk about my husband that way.
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You and I need to establish
some real boundaries.
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-Of course.
-No, no, no, it's not "of course."
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You don't have to like Claude,
but you have to respect him.
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-If you can't do that--
-Danny, I am so sorry, okay? It's just…
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It's… I'm fucked up, right?
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I take shots at people when I'm unhappy,
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and all I can say is I am genuinely sorry
about what I said about Claude.
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It will never happen again,
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and I know that it is my job
to do the work to regain your trust.
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Okay, wait. That apology was really good.
Who fixed you?
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-Dr. Suzanne.
-Hmm.
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Jack and I started couples therapy,
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and I won't complain about it
because I will respect our new boundary.
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Oh, I don't need boundaries. I'm amazing.
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We're going to go down
that one-way street right the fuck now.
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Who is Dr. Suzanne?
Does she have a candle?
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-How big is her jewelry?
-It is a candle trio, it is dusty.
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Her biggest necklace
is basically a bronze waffle.
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How's therapy going?
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Well, uh, we're not fighting as much.
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-That's good.
-We're also not talking as much.
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Except in this weird therapy speak.
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Um, also, we haven't had sex
in three months. TMI.
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You know, you're supposed
to say "TMI" before the thing.
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Sorry.
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TMI.
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Hello.
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It's just, you know, we're usually
pretty good in that area, so it kind of…
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Kind of has me wondering.
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Wondering what?
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What, you think Jack's cheating on you?
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Oh, he would never.
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Except he kind of already did.
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He kissed Anne at parents' weekend.
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That's exactly what I did, yeah.
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Because it's objectively hilarious.
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Yeah, no, I'm not worried about Anne. I…
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I just can't shake the feeling
that he's hiding something from me.
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Kate, come on.
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He changed the passcode on his phone.
That's bad, right?
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-What is your face?
-What? What? There's no face.
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Jack's not cheating.
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I mean, he's bad at logistics.
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You think a man who asks you
what his pants size is
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is gonna book a hotel room
with a secret credit card? Come on.
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…that I am such a fan of burgers.
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I could eat a burger every night.
I don't know why…
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And he loves you.
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Yeah, you're probably right. It's…
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I've really missed you.
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I missed you too. Come here.
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I'll be back.
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Oh, so, listen.
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I need to see Terry naked.
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Oh! Oh, okay. Of course you do.
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I just remembered the Barcelona guy
had a birthmark on his left thigh.
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Can we make it happen?
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-Let's make it happen.
-Yes, baby!
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See you at the bottom, shit sticks.
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All right, Katherine,
I'm coming after your ass!
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Whoo!
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Are you kidding me?
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Bye!
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-Whoo!
-No!
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Drinks on you, suckers!
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-You can't feel good about that.
-Oh, boo! You suck!
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Whoo!
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Oh, boo!
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I didn't even know we were starting,
you cheater.
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Ah!
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Oh my God.
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I win!
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Better luck next time, slowpokes.
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Oh my God, he's the Carl.
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-He's the Carl, everyone.
-The Carl!
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Sorry, babe.
Carl was Rachel's ex-boyfriend.
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He was, like, so competitive.
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No, no, no, no. Don't worry.
We've all been the Carl at some point.
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You're officially one of us.
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Oh, great.
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Do they care why?
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I know you're…
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I can get you regular coffee.
It's not a big deal.
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No, no, no. It's… It's good.
241
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You can really taste
the blended mushrooms.
242
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Rachel is a super-talented Ayurvedic chef.
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-Except for last New Year's.
-Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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What happened?
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Uh, Rachel only almost killed us all, so…
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No, I started a tiny grease fire,
and Jett put it out, so…
248
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By throwing my peacoat on it.
249
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-Still waiting for that Zelle.
-Oh, you know what?
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I have got a crazy New Year's story
for you guys.
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So my friends and I,
we always rent this house
252
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,234
every New Year's in Calico Mountain.
253
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:42,905
And one year, I think it was
like ten years ago, the hot tub broke.
254
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,867
So we called a handyman,
and he came and he fixed it.
255
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,704
And then we couldn't get him to leave.
256
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,457
Wait, so the guy just refused to leave?
257
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,000
Yeah, we were scared to ask.
258
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,336
I mean, he was just,
you know, a little off, right?
259
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:01,298
I remember while he was working,
he kept whistling that creepy song.
260
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,842
It was, like, a children's song.
261
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,643
-Wait, what was his name?
-Oh, it was, uh… It was like Eric?
262
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,812
-Or Ernie or something?
-No.
263
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,105
Edmond.
264
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,399
His name was Edmond.
265
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,901
And he was huge.
266
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,112
He was like a Viking warrior.
267
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,864
He fixed the hot tub.
268
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,949
He plopped down on the couch.
269
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,576
And then he just stared at us.
270
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,745
Yeah, he was watching TV,
drinking our liquor.
271
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,872
We were so confused.
272
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,917
We were, like, was he working?
Was-- Was he off-duty?
273
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,752
-We thought he might be homeless.
-Yep.
274
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,504
So you guys didn't want to help him?
275
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,591
No, we wanted him to get the hell
out of there, but he wouldn't leave!
276
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,801
Not Edmond.
277
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,679
This guy ate
like he was going to the chair.
278
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,766
A wheel of cheese down to the rind.
279
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,311
And then he was like,
"Uh, you guys got any eggs?"
280
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,312
Eggs.
281
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,440
I made him
a southwestern omelet, remember?
282
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,402
Well, we thought,
you know, the happier we kept him,
283
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,113
the less likely he was to kill us.
284
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,074
Finally, about 2:00 a.m.,
he gets up to leave.
285
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,620
And I say, "Oh, well, you know,
be safe getting home."
286
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,956
And he said, "Oh, I'm not going home.
I'm going to my brother's house."
287
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,126
-And guess who his brother was?
-Who?
288
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,671
Kenny Loggins!
289
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,258
Um…
290
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,886
Wait, his brother was Kenny Loggins?
291
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,598
That is so fucking crazy.
I'm dead, bury me.
292
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,515
That's nuts!
293
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,602
-We never even got in the dang hot tub!
-No! We never went.
294
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,895
Oh my God.
295
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,397
Speaking of hot tubs,
we should go in after dinner.
296
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,732
What do you think, Terry?
297
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,984
Yeah, sure, if you're there,
I'm there, handsome.
298
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:49,573
Remember in Caddyshack, the gopher,
when the gopher was dancing?
299
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,158
Oh, that's Kenny Loggins.
300
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,826
No, that's a gopher.
301
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,203
He's a musician.
302
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,249
Well, I'm probably
gonna get started on dinner.
303
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,794
Oh yeah. Uh, we-- We can help you.
304
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,630
Nick brought this knife
that he saw on Shark Tank.
305
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,840
Well, you go ahead. I'll catch up later.
306
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,385
Okay.
307
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,429
I'm always hungry.
308
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,723
I actually don't think
I'm gonna need knives.
309
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809
Really? What are you making?
310
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,603
It's really soft. So, yeah.
311
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,656
Hi, this is Danny.
Leave me a message, I'll get back to you.
312
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,908
Hey, Danny, I just wanted to call
313
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,870
and wish you guys a Happy New Year
before you got too busy.
314
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414
And… Uh, hold--
315
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,834
Oh! Okay, wait,
that's you calling right now.
316
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,003
I'm… Uh, okay, I'll talk to you in a sec!
317
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,840
-Hey, guys!
-Hey!
318
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,551
Oh, hey, hey, what was
the hot tub guy's name? It's killing us.
319
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,094
Edmond.
320
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,429
Edmond! Of course!
321
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,264
-Good old Edmond.
-Thank you.
322
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:59,601
So… So, what's the plan?
Are you guys staying up until midnight or…
323
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,479
Oh, no, we're too old
for that amateur-hour bullshit.
324
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,065
We're doing the Greenland ball drop
in one hour.
325
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,026
-9:00 p.m.
-Yeah! It goes like this.
326
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,362
Greenland ball drop
and then hot tub, everybody, right?
327
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,407
Hey, what are you guys eating?
328
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:17,411
It is foot sausage,
but actually, it's ve-- It's delightful.
329
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,495
It smells great.
330
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,413
Mm!
331
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,168
Oh my God, is that a guitar? No!
332
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,920
Did somebody bring a guitar?
333
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,507
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Nick, this is Terry.
334
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,301
-Anne's friend.
-Hey, there. Hi.
335
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,761
Hey.
336
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,179
Hi.
337
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,681
It's really nice to meet you, Terry.
338
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,310
We're very happy together, and you have
two minutes because this is my trip.
339
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,313
I know. It's just,
it's nice to see you guys.
340
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,316
Wait, how is, uh, Real World: Snow Town?
341
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:53,489
Oh, well, there's no booze and no meat,
and they made me drink mushroom coffee.
342
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,907
Oh, God!
343
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,868
Yeah, they'll die at 100,
but when do they get to live?
344
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,330
Right? So, what's, uh--
What's happening there?
345
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,416
Well, uh, Danny won the ski race…
346
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,542
And, uh…
347
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,712
And Claude is trying to get everybody
in the hot tub for some reason.
348
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,964
And Jack cannot put his phone down.
349
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,133
Oh, I'm sorry. My dad's basement flooded.
350
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,178
So I'm trying to help him save all
the valuable antiques he's got down there.
351
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,430
"Valuable" valuable or Jack valuable?
352
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,307
Yeah, what category would you put
353
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,935
an old Big Wheel
and a VCR full of spiders?
354
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,646
Oh, come on. Give him a break.
He's a very sentimental guy.
355
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,814
Oh, thank you.
356
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,066
She wants me to get rid
of the Mobsters poster
357
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,401
from my first job
at Mr. Napoli's video store.
358
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,278
Mr. Napoli? Let him keep it.
359
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,532
-But is it just a poster, Jack?
-Well, thank you for asking.
360
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,452
It's a poster, cardboard standee,
and soundtrack cassette.
361
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,162
How the hell
are you gonna play a cassette?
362
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,123
On my wet Walkman.
363
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,168
Hey, what-- What are you doing up here?
364
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,296
Hey! I called to wish the gang
a Happy New Year.
365
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,589
-Say hi.
-Hi, Ginny!
366
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,550
-Hi. Hey, guys. Happy New Year.
-Hey!
367
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,634
Ciao! Buon anno!
368
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,427
Um, hey, it's time for dinner.
369
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,012
Rachel made vegan paella.
370
00:18:59,096 --> 00:18:59,972
Oh, God.
371
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,602
You know what? Why don't you start?
I'll-- I'll be down in a minute.
372
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,021
-Okay.
-Okay.
373
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:14,027
Well, happy Greenland New Year's,
you guys.
374
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,028
Miss you all.
375
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,072
-Oh, we miss you too.
-Happy New Year!
376
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,491
We all miss you. Well, maybe not Anne.
377
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,534
Goodbye, Nick.
378
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,786
Have a happy New Year.
379
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,581
Love you, guys.
380
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:40,053
Wow, New Year's Eve
is going to be over by 9:00 p.m.
381
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,806
Should one of us get throw-up drunk
just for old time's sake?
382
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,019
You can't get over
the password thing, huh?
383
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,979
I freak out every time
he looks at his phone.
384
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:54,401
Come here. You need to talk to him.
385
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,279
Now I know it's a nightmare for you
because you're just like me.
386
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,282
You love making jokes and picking fights.
387
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,451
I don't like picking fights.
I like winning fights.
388
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,995
Okay, do you want to win
or do you want to have a nice life?
389
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,247
When do you need an answer by?
390
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,125
Claude won't let the hot tub thing go,
391
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,961
so after the ball drop,
we all have to put on our suits.
392
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,422
Okay.
393
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,930
Terry seems great.
394
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,598
Yeah.
395
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,060
I don't know, you may never see
Terry again after this trip.
396
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,020
He wears a dainty silver anklet.
397
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:30,938
Ooh.
398
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,440
But I am proud of myself
for getting back out there.
399
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,399
Absolutely.
400
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,861
He's surprisingly good in the sack.
401
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,113
I don't, uh… believe you.
402
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,577
It's almost time. Everybody!
403
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,787
-Su!
-Oh!
404
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,746
Okay.
405
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,540
The bottle.
406
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,418
Ten, nine, eight, seven…
407
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,255
…six, five, four,
408
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,924
three, two, one!
409
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,469
Happy New Year!
410
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,513
-Yeah.
-Okay.
411
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,772
He's like Marmaduke.
412
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,483
I can't look at it.
413
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,327
Are you kidding me, Nick?
414
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,246
I was just about to come down.
415
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:33,041
Talking to your friends I get,
but you're just hiding up here?
416
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,920
I'm not hiding, I just, you know,
I kind of lost track of time.
417
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,174
All my friends think
that you're avoiding them.
418
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,136
Well, it doesn't seem
like they really want me around.
419
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,220
That is bullshit.
420
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,181
Nick, you're not even trying
to have a good time with them.
421
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,516
I went skiing.
422
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,353
I told them a hilarious story,
which they did not appreciate.
423
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:54,771
I got groceries.
424
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,316
Yeah, you got groceries
that only you like.
425
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,402
I told you that half of my friends
were sober, Nick,
426
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,820
and you brought in champagne.
427
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,864
Rachel was really offended by that.
428
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,117
-Wait, which one is Rachel? I--
-Damn it, Nick!
429
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,746
We are always with your friends.
430
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,373
And your friends are…
431
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,168
Honestly, they're no walk in the park,
but I go,
432
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,503
and I sit in that discomfort for you.
433
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,214
-Ginny, babe, I… I…
-No, no, no.
434
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,549
I'm really mad at you right now.
435
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:27,429
And I'm gonna go
on a moonlight hike with my friends.
436
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056
You're not invited.
437
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,559
-And I'll see you at midnight, okay?
-Okay.
438
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,571
That was nice seeing Nick.
439
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,323
Yeah. Yeah.
440
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,576
And I'm feeling a little better
about Dad's basement.
441
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,704
I'll get rid of some stuff,
like my old retainer.
442
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,332
But wait, what if our grandchild
has the same mouth as you?
443
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,876
Oh, you're right, we should keep it.
444
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,345
Jack, I need a moment.
445
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,849
Kate, I am listening.
446
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,768
Oh.
447
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,106
Is it your sister again?
448
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,942
No, no, no, just some boring…
449
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,820
All right, I'm listening.
450
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,614
I know I'm not the best communicator…
451
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,491
…or whatever.
452
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,409
Yeah.
453
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,996
And, um, I feel embarrassed
even bringing this up.
454
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,124
Mm-hmm.
455
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,293
Tell me who you're fucking!
456
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,463
What are you talking about?
457
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,341
I'm talking about you
and that fucking passcode!
458
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,844
That bitch picked a fight.
459
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,929
-Maybe we should forget the hot tub.
-No!
460
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,640
-Your passcode's been the same…
-It will be over soon.
461
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,142
What the fuck?
462
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:59,479
Okay, people change their passcodes
all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
463
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,898
Okay, then what is your new passcode?
464
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,943
Okay, fine. You want to know
why I changed my passcode?
465
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,988
I went on to LegalZoom
to look into mediation.
466
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,574
All right? I-I looked one time,
467
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,410
and now I just get constant texts
and emails about it.
468
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,163
Mediation? You're googling
how to divorce me?
469
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,330
It was LegalZoom!
470
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,875
Whatever, that's so much worse
than cheating.
471
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,587
Well, I only did it because you constantly
make me feel like you're gonna leave me.
472
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,298
I could never leave you.
Your life would fall apart.
473
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,593
-Excuse me?
-You want to know what's on my phone?
474
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:33,680
Endless emails and texts
about all of your doctor's appointments
475
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:37,726
and all the bills because I do everything,
and you do nothing.
476
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,521
You don't like me anymore. I get it.
I don't like you much right now either.
477
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,608
We don't have to ruin
everybody else's vacation.
478
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,734
Shit!
479
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:52,199
Well, why don't you just throw it out?
That's what you love doing.
480
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,911
Okay, okay.
481
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,372
Where is she?
482
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,170
I hope they're okay.
483
00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:07,547
Shall we?
484
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:13,845
Yeah.
485
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,892
Nice.
486
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,314
It's not him.
487
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,736
Uh, sorry, it's gotten
a little too cold for us.
488
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,321
We're gonna go to bed.
489
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:33,490
Okay.
490
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,243
Whoo!
491
00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:37,911
Whoo!
492
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,455
Yeah.
493
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,917
So, where shall the night take us, milady?
494
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,753
Terry, we need to talk.
495
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,269
Please.
496
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,436
Let me help you.
497
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,447
Of course. Yes.
498
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,659
Thank you.
499
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,015
Happy New Year, Claude.
500
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,810
Happy New Year, Kate.
501
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,031
In all the right ways
502
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,533
All my underdogs
503
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,203
We will never be never be
Anything but loud
504
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:06,291
And nitty-gritty, dirty, little freaks
505
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:10,337
Won't you come on and
Come on and raise your glass
506
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,214
Excuse me, are these gluten-free crackers
also vegan?
507
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,050
-Mm-hmm.
-Thanks.
508
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,719
Slam, slam, oh hot damn
509
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,679
What part of "party"
Don't you understand?
510
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,973
Wish you'd just freak out
511
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,852
Can't stop, coming in hot
512
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,146
I should be locked up
Right on the spot
513
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,981
It's so on right now
514
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,402
Party crasher, panty snatcher
515
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,528
You're the Carl.
516
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,780
Call me up…
517
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:58,593
Finally.
518
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:11,981
Hi, Kate, it's Ginny.
I'm sorry for calling you, I don't…
519
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,402
Jack?
520
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:16,736
Jack!
521
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,198
-Wake up.
-What? What's wrong? What's wrong?
522
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,742
He was driving alone
and there was an accident.
523
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,036
Honey, calm down.
I don't know what you're talking about.
524
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,414
Nick died.
525
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916
He's gone.
526
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,838
Oh my God.
527
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:47,809
Anne?
528
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:48,977
Uh…
529
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:54,733
Anne, honey, wake up.
Something terrible has happened.
530
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,819
Kate! No! No, no, no! Oh, no!
531
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,529
Terry, get out!
532
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,822
Oh, God.
533
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,534
What's going on? What's wrong?
534
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:15,378
How is this real?
535
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,672
We just spoke to him.
536
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,136
Anne, do you want me to call Lila?
537
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,138
Oh!
538
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:26,973
No.
539
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:33,480
I think I'd rather wait till tomorrow
to break my baby's heart.
540
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,542
Goodbye, Norma Jean
541
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,087
Though I never knew you at all
542
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,757
You had the grace to hold yourself
543
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:04,761
While those around you crawled
544
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,223
They crawled out of the woodwork
545
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,351
And they whispered into your brain
546
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,145
And they set you on a treadmill
547
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,899
And they made you change your name
548
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,319
And it seemed to me
549
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:26,241
You lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
550
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,992
Oh, never knowing
551
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:33,081
Who to cling to when the rain set in
552
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,209
And I would have liked
To have known you
553
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,420
But I was just, I was just a kid
554
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:44,008
Your candle burned out long before
555
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,637
Your legend ever did
556
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,931
Please stop singing.
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