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Oh, you're up early.
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Which makes sense,
because you fell asleep early.
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I'm sorry I crashed.
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I was awake the whole time
you were brushing your teeth,
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but then, in my defense, you flossed.
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Because I know that you've complained
about the flavor of my back tooth.
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And I appreciate your vigilance,
and let's have a do-over later.
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Love it. Sexy do-over.
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Also, guess where I went
while you were in the shower?
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No!
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You drove all the way to Crazy Jerry's?
Is it exactly the same?
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Mostly, yeah.
They did change the logo, though.
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Jerry is still a baguette with arms,
but his arms are, like, very jacked now.
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-He can kind of get it.
-Well, all bread can get it.
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And I got you the 17.
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Oh.
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What?
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The 7 is what I used to talk about
all the time,
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but I'm sure this will be great, you know.
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Wow, it's way wrong, huh?
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No, no, no. It's gonna be awesome.
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All right?
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-So, uh, last night was a cluster-F, huh?
-Oh, yeah.
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Claude throwing half of the Tom Ford
Fall Collection out a window? Sure.
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Yeah, you, uh,
just about squared away over there?
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Because I thought we could take
these sandwiches outside.
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There's a gazebo--
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Oh. Good news, bad news.
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I had a very similar idea to you.
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Come in!
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-Oh. Wow.
-Bring it on over.
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Oh, shit. Now I feel bad.
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No, we double-niced it.
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Thank you so much.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Wow, you got two full-size juices.
That's smart.
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It's just, you know,
in little hotels like this,
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it might take them forever
to come back and get these trays.
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If you want to just eat the room service,
that's fine.
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No. No, no, no. Watch this.
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See? I fixed it.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Thank you for letting me sleep here.
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This room you stole is fabulous.
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Thank you.
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It's none of my business,
but is everything okay?
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-Ah, it was just a little dustup.
-Have you heard from Nick?
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Mm-mm.
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I didn't expect Lila
to go after the girlfriend so hard,
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but I did laugh when she said
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her favorite subject in school
was home-wreckonomics.
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Hopefully, Ginny fled the scene by then.
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-Her name is "the girlfriend."
-Oh.
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Now, tell me one terrible thing about her.
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I'd love to play
this little game with you, Anne,
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but right now,
I need to go shop for a peace offering.
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Hmm. What would he want?
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Well, since it's Claude,
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he would want a blown-glass
Christmas tree ornament of Sophia Loren,
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but I'm gonna get him an apology coffee.
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Add a chocolate croissant.
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I think that says, "I'm sorry if I acted
like an arrogant jerk last night."
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I didn't say I acted
like an arrogant jerk.
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Oh, I've seen your work.
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-Ah.
-Mm.
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Uh, okay…
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-The girlfriend…
-Yeah.
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…is really into essential oils,
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and what she's using
makes her smell like Thanksgiving turkey.
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God bless you.
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Babe!
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Huh.
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Hello. I'm sorry I missed your call.
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Feel free to leave me a message,
or text me, or call me back. Ciao!
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-No.
-Yeah.
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-Are you good?
-I mean, I'm like…
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-Oh.
-Morning.
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Uh, I was headed out for a run,
and I saw you guys in here.
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Yeah, I've kind of gotten
into running recently.
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Jesus Christ.
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Look.
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I understand that it has been
a little uncomfortable with Ginny here.
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-A little uncomfortable?
-Mm-hmm.
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Wow, your EQ is off the charts, Nick.
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Ah, "Nick." I'm Nick now.
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What happened to Dad?
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Well, I don't know, Nick.
What happened to Dad?
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Sorry, it's my heart rate monitor.
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Look, I don't understand this.
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When Ginny came with us
to the Knicks game,
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you were in a great mood.
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It's 'cause I drank two beers
and took a ten-milligram gummy.
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-No, you shouldn't be…
-What?
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Well… Okay.
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That… Separate conversation.
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Hmm.
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Lila, you need to listen to me.
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Last night, you crossed a line.
You really hurt Ginny's feelings.
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I'm not gonna apologize to her, okay?
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She's a symbol
of how you destroyed our family.
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-Our family is not destroyed.
-Yes, it is.
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-Look at Mom. She's broken.
-No, it is not.
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-Whatever your mother is going through…
-You ruined her life. She is a shell.
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That is enough.
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We are not gonna shout
in a restaurant like dirtbags.
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Lila, you need to show your father
some basic respect,
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even if he's wearing a tank top
you can see his nipples through.
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And Nick, Lila is not gonna apologize
to Ginny just because you want her to.
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That is her decision, not yours.
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Also, Ginny is not a symbol.
She is a person.
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So thanks both of you for making me
be the one to have to say that out loud.
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Motherhood.
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Now, let's go.
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I want to have a nice time this weekend.
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I have been looking forward
to Ultimate Frisbee.
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I watched a video of the rules.
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You want it? You want it? Oh, you want it?
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Okay, Danny, heads up!
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No, thank you.
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-Oh! Yes! I got it!
-Yeah!
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-Yeah!
-Don't do that! Okay. Whoo!
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I'm open! I'm open!
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I'm open!
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Oh, shit.
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-I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
-Yeah, it's fine. It's okay.
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I'm trying to stay away from you.
I'm so sorry.
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Okay, well, I've been trying to hit you,
so clearly I suck at this game.
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I'm gonna hug you. Can I hug you?
I'm gonna hug you. Okay.
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Go, Jack!
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Ah!
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What's the rest of your day?
You want to grab dinner?
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Dad and the girlfriend
are taking me for tapas.
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-Oh, okay.
-Hang on. They don't know where those go.
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Fun.
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Hey.
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I'm glad you showed up. Are we, uh…
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Are you feeling better?
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Of course I'm not feeling better.
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You left me for three months
to go smoke in Texas.
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Oh, my God. I was… I was working.
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And I only smoked a couple of times.
Calm down.
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Oh, everything I care about,
you say, "Calm down."
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That's our problem, Danny.
You don't want to deal with anything.
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I haven't seen you in months,
and you take me to parents' weekend.
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We're not even parents!
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-I thought it would be fun. I don't know.
-No.
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You thought it would be
a good place to avoid talking.
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I can't be married like this. I won't.
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So what? What? You gonna leave me?
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Why don't you decide?
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Do you want a real marriage,
or you want to spend your life alone?
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Take your time. Think about it.
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You wanna get this tray out of here,
and I'll be right back?
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Congratulations.
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It's a sex day--
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Something's weird.
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Do you want me to give you a back rub?
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No, it's not my back. It's my hip.
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What does it mean when your hip clicks?
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I have no idea.
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Didn't your aunt
get a double hip replacement?
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-Ask her if it started with a click?
-Can I ask her?
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Uh, it started when she turned 88.
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I think some ice would really help.
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Rolled ankle. You?
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My hip.
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Hey, guys!
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Just getting some ice for Nick.
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He got a bruise on his shoulder.
Poor baby.
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Bye!
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Bye.
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It's really seizing up now.
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I'm lucky I made it down the hall.
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Proud of you.
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Can't wait to see
the 30 for 30 they make about this.
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You know, sometimes it'd just be nice
to feel taken care of by my wife.
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Oh, my God. All I do is take care of you.
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I only get the Jack
who's hungry, whose hip hurts,
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who doesn't believe
his colonoscopy results.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Everybody else gets
the top-shelf-version of your personality.
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You're out there diving over benches
to impress everybody.
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I can't even get you to eat a tomato.
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I would just love to spend
20 minutes a day with Bench Guy.
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Okay, and all I wanted is ice.
All right? Ginny got Nick ice.
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Well, I'm not Ginny.
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And I'm sorry you're jealous of Nick.
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What?! How could I be jealous of Nick?
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Huh? I'm better than Nick. I'm a good guy.
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You're jealous because
he has a 32-year-old sex hygienist
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catering to his every need.
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And I hate to break it to you, buddy,
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but you're married
to a middle-aged woman with dry skin.
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Projection! All right? That is projection!
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All right? You are the one who's jealous.
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All right? You want to hang out
with anyone but me.
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Anyone. Right?
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You are the one who wishes you could
blow up your life and start over.
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It's you.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Where's Ginny?
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I, uh…
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I thought it could just
be you and me tonight, if that's okay.
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Sure, that's fine.
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Hey, I hate this place.
You wanna get a drink?
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-What happened to Dry Fall?
-Fuck Dry Fall. I saw an open bar.
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Are we passing
as engineering parents with no kid?
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If anyone asks,
just say our son is majoring in civil.
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I like that.
Oh, but let's make it our daughter.
212
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And her name is Wren,
and she's a soft-butch lesbian
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who's a whiz at math.
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-Yes.
-I'm so proud of her.
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So, where is Claude?
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According to my phone, he has been sitting
at the Main Street Clock
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for the last three hours.
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-That's ridiculous.
-Yeah.
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-What is going on with you two?
-You know what's going on with us.
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Claude lives in his own opera,
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and this particular one
is many, many, many hours long.
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Claude!
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Claude!
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-Hey!
-Oh, hi!
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What's up?
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Is everything okay?
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No.
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Oh.
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Where's Nick?
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Um…
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Nick's having dinner alone
with Lila tonight, which is good.
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But, you know, it kind of again
makes me feel like I really…
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…really did not need to be here.
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You know, I didn't want to be here either.
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Based on what I'm hearing,
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you may not be in the mood for this, but…
237
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I was gonna do the scooter tour.
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-Now?
-Yeah.
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-I would like it very much.
-Yes! Okay, come on.
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So how are your classes going
this semester?
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Fine. Weirdly, I kinda like statistics.
242
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Oh. That's my girl.
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-I think you have a brain for finance--
-Were you ever in love with Mom?
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Whoa. Jesus.
245
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Oh, you want to get into it. Okay.
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All right.
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00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,042
Let's get into it.
248
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,839
Yes, of course I loved your mom.
I still love your mom.
249
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,716
Then what happened?
250
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,552
A lot of things happened.
251
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:52,892
Lila, here's the one thing
you definitely got wrong in your play.
252
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:57,897
My character, I think I'm a little
more complex than you depicted.
253
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,064
Oh, really?
254
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:03,235
You know, 'cause this, this feels
like a pretty basic midlife crisis.
255
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,322
Okay. All right.
You want to take some potshots?
256
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,948
I can take it. Go ahead.
257
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,369
Well, to start,
your fashion hoodie reeks of desperation.
258
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,956
Agreed. Next.
259
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,878
Oh, shit. He's on the move.
Maybe he's in a cab or something.
260
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,632
I just want him to meet me where I'm at,
but he's like a bird that hit a window.
261
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,592
He's always fucking stunned.
262
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,845
Where is he?
Zooming around a lake? The fuck?
263
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,141
-Oh, maybe he's on that scooter tour.
-That's insane. He wouldn't do that.
264
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,977
We tried that in Chianti
and he flipped over the handlebars.
265
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:37,895
Of course he did.
266
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,023
You should know that what you're doing
is really embarrassing.
267
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,108
-Okay.
-She could be your daughter.
268
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,985
Yeah, but she's not.
269
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,321
Also, she's 32. Come on.
270
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,657
Come on. Keep them coming.
Give me your worst.
271
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,991
Okay, here's my worst.
272
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,160
Did you even think about me
when you did this,
273
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,954
you selfish piece of shit?
274
00:15:56,830 --> 00:16:00,292
God… Fuck, I hate crying.
275
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,013
Yeah, you get that from me.
276
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,142
I stupidly thought…
277
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,438
that if I waited
until you were in college,
278
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,315
then this wouldn't be such a big deal.
279
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,901
Oh, God. That's so dumb.
280
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,112
Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot.
281
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,323
Most adults are fucking idiots.
282
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,662
I remember,
283
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,083
this one time, I was 15 years old,
and my parents were arguing,
284
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,710
which they did constantly.
285
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,671
And I chimed in, I tried to mediate.
286
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,340
And my dad took a swing at me.
287
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,884
Jesus, Dad, that's trauma.
288
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,345
Ah, well, not everything's trauma.
289
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,390
Anyway, later on,
290
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,183
they made up,
291
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,769
and I found them watching TV together,
292
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,062
holding hands.
293
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:06,483
And that's when I realized
that they were just people.
294
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,653
Flawed people, separate from me.
295
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,197
In their own weird deal.
296
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,034
Sorry, I just, I cannot believe
Pop-Pop tried to punch you.
297
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,036
Maybe you should write that play.
298
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,331
Look, I know you're mad.
299
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,710
You can be mad.
300
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,837
Be mad at me for as long as you need to.
301
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,342
All I can say is that…
302
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,138
I love you, and…
303
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,224
I love you.
304
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,147
Okay.
305
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,028
Um, we can agree that Ginny is just Mom
in a younger body, right?
306
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,031
Okay.
307
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,104
What happened to Dry Fall?
308
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,313
Oh, fuck Dry Fall.
309
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,356
Ugh.
310
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,399
What was I doing anyway?
311
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,026
Mm.
312
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,321
Yeah, Kate and I had a fight.
313
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,573
-Oh!
-Yeah. I don't want to get into it.
314
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,244
I-I just don't… I don't know why
she treats me with such disdain, right?
315
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,161
Yeah.
316
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,831
I mean, I-I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm a good husband.
317
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,457
-Yeah.
-You know? I'm romantic.
318
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,668
And I'm emotionally available.
319
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,004
I have an excellent sense of humor.
Uh, I don't cheat.
320
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,422
You're a real jazzy dancer.
321
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
-Yeah, I am!
-All the things.
322
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,926
Ugh!
323
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,512
I'm sorry. Look, I shouldn't
be dumping all this on you.
324
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,264
You've had a rougher weekend than I have.
325
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,308
-Oh, no, it's okay.
-So, I'm sorry. Yeah.
326
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,146
Everybody's getting along now,
so that's really great.
327
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,773
It's what I wanted, so…
328
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:13,443
Yeah, but you're so sweet
to be concerned about me, Jack.
329
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,072
You're a really good guy.
330
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,208
-What is your daughter majoring in?
-Civil.
331
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,460
Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah.
332
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,587
-He's gone.
-Oh.
333
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,505
-Nice meeting you.
-His little dot disappeared.
334
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,423
Oh, he's fine.
335
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,134
He's probably just turned it off
to make you worry about him.
336
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,136
He wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't try to upset me.
337
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,137
Would he not?
338
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,348
What's that supposed to mean?
339
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,809
I saw him throw
all your clothes out the window.
340
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,937
That's some Real Housewives
level psychosis, my friend.
341
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,608
Okay, you know,
you really criticize Claude a lot.
342
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,820
Ah, come on, you were just saying
that he lives in an opera.
343
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,614
I admire how you've set up your life.
344
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,616
You have me for intelligent conversation,
345
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:05,120
and then you get to go home to that
handsome, ridiculous person you married.
346
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,122
Okay, Kate, you're drunk.
347
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,209
And it's my marriage,
so please stay the fuck out of it.
348
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,301
Oh, this fucking tray.
349
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,851
Before I say anything…
350
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,646
I just want to say I'm sorry.
351
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,650
All right?
And that it didn't mean anything.
352
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,945
What are you talking about?
353
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,865
I kissed Anne.
354
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,845
Excuse me.
Has the scooter tour returned yet?
355
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,430
No. There actually was an accident,
356
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,891
but our manager's on her way
over there right now.
357
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,326
Claude! Claude!
358
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,079
Claude! Hey!
359
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,622
-…in front of you.
-Claude!
360
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,000
-Danny.
-You hurt? Why are you bleeding?
361
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:37,296
Oh, no, it's nothing.
Sheila, she swerved to miss a squirrel.
362
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,465
Then it just knocked everyone else over
like scooter dominoes.
363
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,884
I thought you were dead.
364
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:45,971
Oh, God.
365
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,141
-I'm fine. It's just a little scratch.
-Oh, God.
366
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,810
Hey, just breathe. It's okay.
367
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,813
It's not okay. None of it's okay.
368
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,774
But, Danny, you're here with me now.
369
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,151
We're all right.
370
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,696
Are we? I'm just an old man
with a bad heart.
371
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:06,491
And I am just an ageless Italian beauty
who is horrible at riding scooters.
372
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:16,918
One day, we won't be here anymore,
and that is so fucking scary.
373
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,089
Life is scary. It's also beautiful.
374
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,508
That's why we have each other.
375
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,262
So we can go through it together. Hmm?
376
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,098
Hmm?
377
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,353
I'm sorry I ran away from you.
378
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,399
Then from now on, let us run together.
379
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,401
Like wild horses.
380
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,155
-You're so Italian.
-I know.
381
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,491
Don't you love it?
382
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,085
Oh, God.
383
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,758
Kate, I have to tell you something.
384
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,302
I don't even know how to begin.
385
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,804
You kissed Jack.
386
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,014
Did he tell you?
387
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,975
No, but it's all over campus
that you're a whore.
388
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,186
Oh, my God.
389
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,063
I'm so sorry.
390
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,856
I think I've hit rock bottom.
391
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,359
Oh, no offense.
392
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,362
Was there tongue?
393
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,571
No.
394
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,782
No.
395
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,200
But there were tears.
396
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,328
-God.
-Oh, God!
397
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,622
It's just…
398
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,584
…Lila said I'm broken.
399
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,089
That's what she yelled to Nick.
400
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,258
She said, "Mom's broken."
401
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,843
No, you're not broken.
402
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,263
But have I just been
like a relentless bummer?
403
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:55,725
I mean… it's only been seven months.
404
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,227
God!
405
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,521
We are all a little banged up.
406
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,151
I'm gonna pull out of it.
407
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:05,819
I know you will.
408
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,028
-I am.
-I know.
409
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,911
Oh, God. Today was so hard, Kate.
410
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,291
I felt like I could see my future.
411
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:25,172
Lila's graduation,
and vacations, and holidays.
412
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,467
Could you see me in the future?
413
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,676
How fat was I?
414
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,512
You were about the same,
but your head is a little smaller.
415
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,184
I guess that's how it's gonna be now.
416
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,063
Nick will take Lila to meet
all his new Ginnys.
417
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,024
-And I'll just be alone.
-You don't know that.
418
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,568
It'll just become more and more normal
to leave me out.
419
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,864
I'll buy one of those bathtubs
with a door.
420
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:52,324
No way.
421
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,702
We are not gonna let that happen.
We all love you, Annie.
422
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,330
Especially Jack.
423
00:24:58,413 --> 00:24:59,623
Oh, God!
424
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:02,751
-Listen, I'm so, so sorry about that.
-No, I… I don't… I don't care.
425
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,962
-I'm drunk. I don't care. I'm sorry.
-Please. Oh God, Kate.
426
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:06,963
Oh!
427
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,848
How did you know things were going south?
428
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,226
What were the signs?
429
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,895
Oh.
430
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:25,899
-You and Jack are not me and Nick.
-No. That's not my--
431
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,567
Nick cheated on me
432
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:32,155
a couple of times
before all this happened.
433
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,408
A woman in his office about ten years ago,
434
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,869
and I'm pretty sure
that Pilates instructor
435
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,371
that fixed his computer hump.
436
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:40,664
Shit.
437
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:41,623
Yeah.
438
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,378
But your husband is not that guy.
439
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:52,968
Tonight was just
a messy old friend pity party.
440
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,511
Yeah.
441
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,554
Oh, God.
442
00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:58,932
I'm exhausted.
443
00:25:59,015 --> 00:25:59,975
Yeah.
444
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,103
What time is it?
I feel like it's 4:00 a.m.
445
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,693
It is 8:40.
446
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,821
Oh, my God.
447
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,870
Coming right up, sir.
448
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,876
Sorry that…
449
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,712
I think she's apologizing.
450
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:30,338
Her idea, not mine.
451
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,548
Yeah.
452
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:32,465
Good.
453
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,302
It's the right thing to do.
454
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:39,306
You're a good mom.
455
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,560
Thank you, Nick.
456
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,400
I got a ton of spa treatments
and a coffee table book on colonial decor,
457
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,152
so when you get the bill…
458
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,740
But also, I'll leave your golf clubs
on the back porch
459
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,074
if you wanna get them this week.
460
00:26:59,075 --> 00:26:59,951
Okay.
461
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,621
Thanks.
462
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,588
-Hey.
-Hey.
463
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,552
See you later.
464
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,804
-Bye.
-Bye, honey. Be careful.
465
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,722
Take care.
466
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,438
-Ready to go home, amore?
-Absolutely.
467
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,815
Let's go.
468
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,401
Go ahead.
469
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,444
Bye, friends.
470
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:35,945
-Bye, Claude.
-Bye.
471
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,133
Want to listen to a podcast?
472
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,510
Sure.
473
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,304
Anything in particular?
474
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,972
No, you pick.
475
00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:12,982
-I think we need to go to therapy.
-Yeah, I know we do.
476
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,069
-Fuck!
-Fuck!
477
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,362
-Shit!
-Fuck! Fuck!
478
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:20,198
-Shit!
-Ah! God!
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