Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,310
Anne?
2
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,064
Anne?
3
00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,277
Anne?
4
00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,196
Oh my God, Danny!
5
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,990
-What are you doing here?
-Ah!
6
00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,743
Just a little solo getaway.
7
00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,702
Aw!
8
00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,787
Oh! Look at your hair. It's so chic.
9
00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,664
-Pfft! You look beautiful.
-Oh!
10
00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,917
Oh, I bought resort wear.
I feel like Mrs. Roper.
11
00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,420
-No.
-With a drop of Episcopal priest.
12
00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,381
So, are-- Are you-- Is everybody…
13
00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,384
-Oh, Claude's at the pool.
-Ah.
14
00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,719
We actually snuck in.
15
00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,764
This hotel is much nicer
than the place we're staying at.
16
00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,931
-Aw.
-And…
17
00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,768
we're also here with Kate and Jack and…
18
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,436
Nick.
19
00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:02,979
-Who's not alone.
-Yeah, no, I know.
20
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,273
I see all his pictures.
We're still on the family iCloud.
21
00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:06,399
Oh, fuck.
22
00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,735
Yeah. At first,
I thought he was just doing, like,
23
00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,696
pervert screen grabs of an Instagram lady,
24
00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,908
but then he started being
in the photos with her, so…
25
00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,160
-I'll ask him to take them down.
-No, no. Pfft.
26
00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,662
No, it's actually been funny.
27
00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:23,041
Yeah, Lila and I have been
texting about them.
28
00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,877
Yeah, it turns out Lila is a funny texter.
29
00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,963
Yeah. Did you know the word "fuckery"?
30
00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,050
I didn't. I like it as a gerund.
31
00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,809
Danny… I did know you guys were here.
32
00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,686
And I think I thought
I was coming to confront you all,
33
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,606
but then I got here, and I felt insane.
34
00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:50,777
So… I'm just gonna hide in my room
until my flight on Monday.
35
00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:56,533
Please, come have a glass of wine
with Claude and me by the pool.
36
00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,284
-Come on! Just one glass.
-Listen…
37
00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,619
I don't want to intrude.
38
00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:01,871
No, thank you.
39
00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,374
You have every right to be here.
40
00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,086
You are on a solo vacation,
which is incredibly chic.
41
00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,880
You don't need to hide.
42
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:15,218
You need to get yourself a massage,
go shopping, have yourself an adventure,
43
00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,427
spend all his money.
44
00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,847
Okay, maybe.
45
00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,391
Yeah.
46
00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,400
Girl, what you got on under this caftan?
47
00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,443
Pajamas and a sweatshirt.
48
00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,166
Oh, hi. Are you feeling okay?
49
00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,333
-Yeah.
-I texted you.
50
00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,752
I didn't have my phone with me.
51
00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:50,753
Oh.
52
00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,547
Oh, wow. You texted…
53
00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,632
a few times.
54
00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,261
No, I'm fine. Feeling fine.
55
00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,271
I saw Anne up at the patio.
56
00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,273
Our Anne?
57
00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,525
She flew down here to confront us.
58
00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,361
Nick is still on his family's iCloud.
59
00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,363
So she saw all the photos?
60
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,408
Ginny in the bikini?
Me when I sat on that really big chair?
61
00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:21,826
-Yep.
-Fuck.
62
00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,704
Poor Anne.
63
00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,167
-Are you gonna tell Kate?
-No. She doesn't want anyone to know.
64
00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,004
Well, I appreciate you telling me.
65
00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,551
Is everything okay?
66
00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,555
Yeah, I'm--
I'm just… feeling bad for Anne.
67
00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,520
Babe, did my lobster roll not arrive?
68
00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,940
It did, but it had too much butter in it.
69
00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,275
I ordered you a portabello hot dog.
70
00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,028
I just love you can make anything
out of anything now.
71
00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,530
Oh, my fucking God.
72
00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,632
Hey, can you tell
if my hair part got sunburned?
73
00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,133
It's pretty crispy.
74
00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,720
Am I crazy, or was Nick kind of,
like, coming at our marriage?
75
00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,099
Right? Was he trying to imply
that we're unhappy?
76
00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,602
Yeah, like, sorry, you've been dating
Yoga Barbie for ten seconds,
77
00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,187
now you're the king of relationships.
78
00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,230
-Yeah.
-Hey, guys.
79
00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,898
-Hey.
-Hey!
80
00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,525
How you doing, Tiny Tim?
81
00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,070
Um, about earlier.
82
00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,281
I hope I didn't insult either of you guys.
83
00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,365
What?
84
00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,784
-No, we'd never think that.
-Why are you so crazy?
85
00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,369
Really? You sure?
86
00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,579
-Pfft!
-Nick. Loco.
87
00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,207
Okay, good.
Because you know I love you guys.
88
00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,792
Yeah, we love you too.
89
00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,085
I think it was just…
90
00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:58,589
It was a combination of the Scotch
and the extra strength Tylenol.
91
00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,800
I was being protective of Ginny.
92
00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,969
-Yeah.
-I really like her.
93
00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:08,182
And I want her to like my friends.
And me. Mostly me.
94
00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,892
Well, she obviously likes you.
95
00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,811
Yeah, she thinks you're really cool.
96
00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:14,230
She's bought you a cane from the pharmacy.
97
00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:19,485
Just, uh, you know, be nice to her, okay?
98
00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,653
Of course.
99
00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,662
The fuck? I mean, we're…
we're being nice to her, right?
100
00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,291
No, I haven't. I mean, I haven't asked her
one thing about herself.
101
00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,502
Like, I haven't even made eye contact
with her since the penis.
102
00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,171
Okay.
103
00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,465
I guess we can try
to make more of an effort.
104
00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,478
-Hey, cool if I set up here?
-Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
105
00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,564
Just finishing up a light circuit.
Bird dogs, mostly.
106
00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:01,444
Um, I saw that the lodge
has a board game closet.
107
00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,698
Maybe after dinner we could get
mojito drunk and play a little Monopoly.
108
00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,117
-Bankrupt the shit out of Danny.
-Oh, heck yes.
109
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,952
-Yeah, I love a game night.
-Okay.
110
00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,329
Hey, gals.
111
00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,122
-Mm!
-Oh.
112
00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,166
I know. I just don't want
to burn my head more.
113
00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,126
No, hey. That's a cool hat.
114
00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,670
-Really?
-Yeah, yeah, seriously.
115
00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,214
It's very on trend, bucket hats.
116
00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,966
They're kind of Bushwick,
Dimes Square chic.
117
00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,719
You hear that? Very Times Square.
118
00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,639
-Oh, I-I said Dimes Square.
-Not what she said.
119
00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,395
Now you're gonna lie
on your stomach, okay?
120
00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,855
With your hands by your shoulders,
just like this.
121
00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,401
And you're gonna pop up to your feet,
122
00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,444
just like this, okay?
123
00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,448
And… up.
124
00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,537
Excellent. Great job, ladies.
Now let's try again.
125
00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,249
Let's see if we can do it
without stepping on the ocean.
126
00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,335
Oh, pfft, okay.
Sorry, I'm not good at this.
127
00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,087
Here, watch. Um…
128
00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,215
May I?
129
00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,550
Yes. Okay.
130
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,427
-Okay. So…
-You may.
131
00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,138
Now square your shoulders.
132
00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:14,600
Okay, put your weight
on your dominant leg, okay?
133
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,396
Just relax and have fun.
134
00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:19,605
-Okay.
-Okay?
135
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,357
-Yeah.
-You got it. Come on.
136
00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,817
Let's try it one more time.
137
00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,610
-Okay. Go down? Yep.
-Yep.
138
00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,156
Okay, and… up.
139
00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,035
-Pop!
-There you go. See?
140
00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,372
You're a natural, chica fresa.
141
00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,498
Sorry, chica what?
142
00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,083
Fresa.
143
00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,001
Your shirt.
144
00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,753
Oh, fresa means strawberries. Yeah.
145
00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,464
-Yes.
-I knew that.
146
00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,966
They're, uh,
kind of a little bit my thing.
147
00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,050
Mm-hmm.
148
00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,721
Back home I have strawberry pillows
and strawberry earrings and it's…
149
00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,639
it's… it's stupid.
150
00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,391
No. Oh, no. It's--
151
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,809
It's cute, like you.
152
00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,519
Chica fresa.
153
00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,648
Okay, ladies, uh, let's try one more time.
154
00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,944
Remember, balance it out.
Just stay low and have fun. Just relax.
155
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:07,945
Yeah.
156
00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,825
Ooh, do they have Clue?
157
00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,036
'Cause your boy
gots to be Colonel Mustard.
158
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,956
Uh, no, they don't have Clue.
159
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,542
The only game that's not water damaged
160
00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,921
is Canada's top adult
resource management game,
161
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,005
Number Color.
162
00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,048
-Ooh.
-Oh!
163
00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,716
-Hey.
-Hi, guys.
164
00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,384
Hey!
165
00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,304
How was your… wherever you went?
166
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,222
Stunning.
167
00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,849
We may go back tomorrow.
What happened to your foot?
168
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,809
Oh, it's nothing.
169
00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,771
It's just-- I was, like,
free soloing this rock face
170
00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,564
and things got a little gnarly.
171
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:47,735
-He stepped on a seashell and cried.
-It was a sea urchin.
172
00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,612
All right, sit down.
We're learning a new game.
173
00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,989
-Oh! What?
-Okay, what is it?
174
00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,743
Okay. "Object: to collect
the most color cards
175
00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,578
before your opponent can guess
176
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:01,082
what number cards
are in your secret color bank."
177
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,250
What?
178
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,210
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven…
179
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:08,047
-Why are you going eight?
-Because the card says move eight.
180
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,008
Yes, but the card is yellow,
so per the rules, Nick,
181
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,093
that means go five.
182
00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,511
-No, it can't be that.
-Yeah.
183
00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:17,139
It doesn't matter. Danny, is it your turn,
or are you still stuck in negative purple?
184
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,100
I have a question. I hate this.
185
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:23,104
No, you guys, it took so long
to deal everybody's cards.
186
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,231
I really think it's about to turn fun.
187
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,984
Kate, you know I love to have fun,
but this ain't the road to it.
188
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,654
Okay, Ginny, you're young and cool.
Like, what can we do? Where can we go?
189
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,531
Oh, no-- I like the game.
190
00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,157
No, no, you don't.
191
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,826
Okay! Okay. I…
192
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,412
…heard the paddle guy at the rental place
193
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,747
say there's gonna be a DJ
at the beach bar tonight.
194
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,374
Ooh! We're going out!
195
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,585
-Yeah?
-No, I already brushed my teeth.
196
00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:46,627
What?
197
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,213
No, but I'm wearing
my sad girl cult leader pants.
198
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,214
We're going out.
199
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,842
Old motherfuckers, we're going out!
200
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:54,927
We're going out!
201
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,034
Thank you.
202
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,133
I have gum, cash, ID.
203
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,509
Oh, don't forget to--
204
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,930
Pills. I remembered all on my own.
205
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,224
Oh.
206
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,811
-Hello?
-Is this a bad time? Are you alone?
207
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,315
Oh, it's never a bad time for you.
How's the solo vacation coming?
208
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,360
Actually, things are looking up.
That's kind of why I'm calling.
209
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,447
Would it be ethical
to sleep with my surf instructor?
210
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,991
Okay, Mrs. Roper after dark.
211
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,035
I know. I already had a cocktail
in my room.
212
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:05,748
But really, would it seem
like fun and carefree
213
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,750
or just like trashy and desperate?
214
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,669
Uh, it would seem like you're fucking.
215
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,212
Huh.
216
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,089
That does sound good.
217
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,509
Okay, look, I'm hanging up now, all right?
I'm glad you got out of your room.
218
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,177
-Thanks, Danny.
-Bye, baby.
219
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,315
Carlos. Hi. Anne.
220
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,984
-Anne!
-Chica fresa.
221
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,531
So, how's your night going?
222
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,408
Good, just-- Just having a drink.
223
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:41,826
Oh.
224
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,791
Actually, I just got something
at the gift shop
225
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,293
that I think you're gonna get
a real kick out of.
226
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,920
Oh, okay.
227
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,888
They wrap it for the airport.
228
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,223
Yeah.
229
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,059
Yeah, I-I can see. I guess, uh…
230
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,227
You…
231
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,856
are gonna love it.
232
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,692
Promise. Worth the wait.
233
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,318
-It's okay.
-Yeah.
234
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,113
Hold that thought.
235
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,966
It's a fun little strawberry guy.
236
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,426
Oh!
237
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,720
Wow.
238
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,138
I know!
239
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,139
Great!
240
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:47,975
I, uh…
241
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,604
Have a good night, Anna.
242
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,063
Oh.
243
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,651
Hi.
244
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,489
Hi, um, what reds do you room service?
245
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,703
Do you think I need
to bring my glasses or…
246
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,873
Oh, you changed?
Ginny said we didn't have to.
247
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:15,044
My shirt smelled kind of sunscreeny.
But you definitely don't need to.
248
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,879
What does that mean?
249
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,424
Oh, nothing, just, uh,
you don't have to if you don't want to.
250
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,134
Nobody cares.
251
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,978
-Come on, Gramps!
-This place is wild!
252
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,063
Oh, my God.
253
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,774
Okay! Well…
254
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,529
Danny and I did a joint bachelor party,
but it was nothing like that.
255
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,865
Yeah, it was kind of just a lunch
with me and Nick at Chili's.
256
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,284
No, that was the bachelor party
for our straight friends.
257
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,454
Our real bachelor party happened
in Mykonos with 12 beautiful men.
258
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,582
-What? I'm offended.
-Yeah.
259
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,919
Oh, that's romantic.
Her sash says "one dick forever."
260
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,672
-Ha-ha!
-That could never be our sash.
261
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,050
Oh, are you guys open?
Oh, my last relationship was open.
262
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,886
I don't know if that affects
what sash I would get, but…
263
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,431
Was that with… Uh, that was Hondo?
264
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,766
Hondo, yeah.
265
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,269
You know, I told you,
I mean, we-- We were fluid.
266
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,229
-We didn't label it.
-Oh, yeah, right.
267
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,439
-Yeah.
-Right, right, right, right. Right.
268
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,732
Right, right, right.
269
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,485
Hey, Nick, why don't we go
get drinks for everybody?
270
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,444
Yay!
271
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,238
I'm gonna-- Yeah.
272
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,620
Uh, I think Ginny likes PBR.
273
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,538
What?
274
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,291
Could I have a bottle
of your second-most expensive tequila?
275
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:39,003
On my friend.
"Likes PBR." You make me sick.
276
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:43,549
I gotta tell you, I did not know that
about her last relationship.
277
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,594
Well, no durr, bro.
278
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,345
I guess she told me, but I…
279
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:56,103
Would you please just explain to me
without laughter or judgment?
280
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,063
Listen, you can ask me anything.
281
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,065
What is fluidity?
282
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:05,154
Fluidity… is going to third base
in the dunk tank.
283
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,239
I knew you'd be mean.
284
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,911
Why doesn't anybody like labels anymore?
I like labels. I love them.
285
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,582
I miss the '90s, when it was
just girlfriend or friend zone.
286
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,334
God, you're bumming me out.
287
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,629
All you have to do is be cool.
288
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,174
-Cool.
-Okay.
289
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,011
So I shouldn't, like,
290
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263
ask her if she currently
thinks of me as her boyfriend?
291
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,181
I said cool.
292
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,974
-I know!
-That's not cool!
293
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,023
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
294
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,108
All right, here we go.
295
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,694
Are we seriously gonna pretend
to be people who still do shots?
296
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,738
Yes, Catherine, we're gonna clink.
297
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,660
Lick!
298
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,578
Let's go dance, come on!
299
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,496
Yeah!
300
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,210
Ah!
301
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:04,964
Yeah!
302
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,133
-Okay. Thank you.
-Oh!
303
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,551
See you!
304
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,363
All right, hey, hey, hey, group pic.
305
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,991
Look bored for Anne.
306
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
Smile, motherfuckers!
307
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,087
-Welp.
-Oh, boo!
308
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,006
No, no, no, no.
309
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:47,923
What?
310
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:52,011
You're trying to go home.
We all know what "welp" means. Boo!
311
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,265
-Did you just throw a cup at me?
-No, no, no. It was a tiny empty.
312
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,392
Oh.
313
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,520
Oh, tonight was so fun.
What happened to us?
314
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,814
We used to do fun stuff like this
all the time.
315
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:08,610
Oh, Jack used to really get after it.
He was a great dancer.
316
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,987
Hey, he still is.
317
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,322
Thank you, Ginny. Yeah.
318
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,283
And not to brag, but where I grew up,
319
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,285
the roller rink
had a little dance club in it.
320
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,828
It was called Secrets.
321
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,082
And I won a prize because I could do
a B-boy shoulder freeze.
322
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,292
Yep-yep!
323
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,211
-I don't know what any of that means.
-Well, allow me to show you.
324
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,505
-Jack! No!
-Oh my God, no! He's doing it.
325
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,340
No, I want to see this!
326
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,925
Oh, yeah. Yep!
327
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,135
Yeah, Jack!
328
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,728
Yes!
329
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:43,771
Whoo!
330
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,107
I didn't even split my pants.
331
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,777
Wait, tell them where you got those pants.
332
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,696
I got them at Kohl's.
333
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,114
-Oh, wow.
-What?
334
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,408
We were touring colleges in Nashville,
335
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,204
and Jack wanted to stop
at an authentic Country Buffet.
336
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,247
But it was 4:30,
337
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:07,002
so all the food had been sitting out
in chafing dishes for hours,
338
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,340
including the pork-soaked greens
that he had two servings of.
339
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,925
-No.
-Yes!
340
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,844
Sure enough, 45 minutes later, this guy…
341
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,888
dookied his pants…
342
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,223
No!
343
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,642
…right in the middle
of our tour at Vanderbilt.
344
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,645
And then we went to Kohl's,
and they were 50% off,
345
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,854
so that's good, right?
346
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,815
-No!
-So cute.
347
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,734
Jack, and you're still wearing
the same pants.
348
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,611
No, these are the new ones.
349
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,446
I understand that.
350
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,573
See? People love that story.
351
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,284
I love it. I do. I love that story.
352
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,162
I'm gonna get some water.
353
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,586
Oh.
354
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,007
Do you think they know
he's not a stripper?
355
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,218
Do you think he knows he's not a stripper?
356
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,138
I'm just glad he's having fun. You know?
357
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,641
He's been cooped up at home.
He couldn't even take the job in Austin.
358
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,854
Let him woo-hoo tonight. Woo-hoo!
359
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,901
Wait, what the fuck was that?
360
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,698
Oh!
361
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,200
Did you just do cocaine?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
362
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,077
You just had heart surgery.
363
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,955
It was just a tiny bump. I'm on vacation.
364
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,748
Tara says she fentanyl-tested it.
365
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,626
-Tara? Dr. Tara now? Thank you very much!
-Oh, well, if Tara said so--
366
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,295
You're 54, for God's sake!
367
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,463
You had a heart stent put in
three months ago.
368
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,717
You're gonna choose now
to try cocaine for the first time?
369
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,429
Amore, you're supposed to be--
370
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,390
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what I'm supposed to be doing.
371
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,185
What I'm not doing right now is this.
372
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,373
Do you think they'll want to play
more Number Color when we get back?
373
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,564
You really love strawberries, huh?
374
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,859
You know, my cousin got me
strawberry pajamas once for Christmas,
375
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,028
which I wore a ton when I was postpartum.
376
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,572
And then people just kept
buying me strawberry things.
377
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,075
And then I started
buying myself strawberry things.
378
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,910
And then one day I woke up
379
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,496
and this bright red son of a bitch
was laughing at me.
380
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,040
Well, my mom's thing is pigs, so…
381
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
She probably hates them.
382
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,129
Could you throw in one of those oars?
383
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,797
Sure.
384
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,864
-Thanks.
-Yep.
385
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,783
-Hey! Morning!
-Hey.
386
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869
I was about to head on a run.
Do you want to join me?
387
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,330
Oh, no. I slept, like, uh, five hours.
388
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,708
Oh, I know. I only got four.
Well, I'll see you.
389
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,173
-Hey.
-Hey.
390
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,009
Hangover? Or a Viagra headache?
391
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:24,968
Both.
392
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,769
Hey.
393
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,691
I'm sorry for coming at you
so hard last night.
394
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,944
You do get why I was upset, though?
395
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,280
You made it pretty clear.
396
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,574
Okay, good. Because…
397
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,744
it's not your favorite subject
all the time,
398
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,621
so I thought maybe we could just--
399
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,623
I have work emails.
400
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,417
Guys, we have to evacuate.
A hurricane is coming.
401
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,668
Okay?
402
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,422
Why do you have so many cushions?
Come on. Come on.
403
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,928
No van!
404
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,681
Okay, why isn't there a van or something
that can take us in an emergency?
405
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,600
The lodge is carbon-fucking-neutral.
406
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,518
No Ubers!
407
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,437
We can't leave. Ginny's not here.
408
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,064
-Ginny!
-Jesus!
409
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,274
-Ginny!
-Don't scream in my ear, please.
410
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,777
Why is there an eco-lodge
in a place with hurricanes?
411
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,028
I fucking hate it here!
412
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,738
-Hate it so much!
-Bugs, sand.
413
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,324
-It's because you let Ginny--
-Tribal art from Living Spaces!
414
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,700
-She's a child!
-Hi, guys.
415
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,827
Hey.
416
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,537
Oh, thank God you're okay.
417
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,247
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
418
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,873
What is the plan here, guys?
419
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,251
-Are hotels sold out?
-I told you that already!
420
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,878
-Do we go to the airport?
-It's 40 miles away, genius!
421
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,547
It was just an idea!
422
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,589
Stop! Fuck!
423
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,509
We can go to Anne's hotel room.
424
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,470
Wait, Anne's here?
425
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:53,140
Yes, but there's no way to get there.
426
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,891
-What's wrong with you?
-Uh--
427
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,144
We can take the pedal pub.
428
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,830
Is Anne even gonna let us in?
We didn't tell her we were coming here.
429
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:17,789
She already knows
430
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,959
because this ancient moron
is still on his family's iCloud!
431
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,628
-She's seen all your pictures!
-She's seen all of our pictures?
432
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,881
No, no, no! Not that one.
We used my phone for that one.
433
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:26,882
Oh, gross!
434
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,508
Okay, guys, we need to pedal!
435
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,218
Oh, my hat!
436
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,345
Oh no, your identity!
437
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,515
Come on!
438
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,917
Annie, honey, it's us!
439
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,338
Oh my God, are you guys okay?
440
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,131
Hurricane!
441
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,008
Oh, shit! Oh, man.
442
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,765
-Oh, no!
-Oh, yes, Anne, thank you.
443
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,644
Annie, I am so sorry
that we came on this trip without you.
444
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,229
-Thank you.
-Guys, I feel numb!
445
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,023
It is not necessary. Go get some towels.
446
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,317
-I'm staying in a hovel!
-Put them on!
447
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,070
And you know what?
448
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,489
I think a solo trip
was good for me anyway.
449
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,575
So where's Nick?
450
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:42,624
Uh, well, he… he thought, you know, uh,
out of respect for your-- Your feelings…
451
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,709
They're hiding from you
down in the business center.
452
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:46,419
Good.
453
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,180
You know, it's still one of the best trips
I've ever taken.
454
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,559
Yeah, right.
455
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,941
Will you be my girlfriend?
456
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,985
Oh, fuck.
457
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:10,902
I'm sorry.
458
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:12,988
Forget that I said that.
459
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,575
You should be running for the hills.
I'm an old man.
460
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,952
I like conventional labels.
461
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:21,204
I brought you to my ex-wife's hotel.
462
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,039
I have a cane.
463
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,168
Full disclosure,
I got a hip replacement 12 years ago.
464
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,006
When the metal detector went off
at the airport, that was not my watch.
465
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,090
You done?
466
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,926
I'm done out loud,
but it's continuing in my head.
467
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,015
Well, at least I never have to worry
about what you're thinking.
468
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,559
Because you always just say it. Out loud.
469
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,477
I can't be cool.
470
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,939
I like that you're not cool.
471
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:53,862
I've dated lots of cool guys,
and they're not romantic or thoughtful.
472
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,325
They definitely would not have let me plan
a trip for all their friends to a resort
473
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,452
that's probably blown away by now.
474
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,583
I would love to be your girlfriend.
475
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:09,836
Really?
476
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,254
Really.
477
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,508
Oh.
478
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:34,903
You're giving me a look
like I should apologize.
479
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:39,366
Uh-huh. You know,
maybe for the, uh, shit story last night?
480
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,952
You've told that story before
at your sister's Easter brunch.
481
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,746
Yeah, it's okay when I tell it.
482
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:46,539
I'm sorry.
483
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,542
Hey, I'm sorry, too.
I shouldn't have thrown a cup at you.
484
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:57,801
But would you be upset
if I had told that story in front of Anne?
485
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:01,554
Would you have told that story
if I was dancing with Anne?
486
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,475
I only told it
because of how thirsty you were acting
487
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,936
when a 32-year-old complimented your hat.
488
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,688
No, no, no, you're right. You're right.
489
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,899
I was so horny and vain
that I didn't want a stranger,
490
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:16,319
who we decided
to make more of an effort with,
491
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,780
picturing me with my pants caked in shit.
492
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,494
Maybe I am not as charming
as I think I am when I'm drunk.
493
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,496
I'm probably not either.
494
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,666
Maybe we should drink less?
495
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,044
-Yep.
-All right.
496
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,379
Mwah.
497
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,507
The surf instructor had an early morning,
so no sleepover,
498
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,385
but we had a great talk at the bar.
499
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,428
Hmm.
500
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,305
So, how's work?
501
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,558
Great.
502
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,437
I just got offered a job
to design a hotel in Austin.
503
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,856
Congratulations. Are you gonna do it?
504
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,901
Yeah. I took it this morning, actually.
505
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,653
I'll be away for a couple months.
506
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,946
Hmm.
507
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,575
What are you guys talking about?
508
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,368
Nothing.
509
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,036
Should we turn the TV on?
510
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,498
-Yeah.
-See how the weather is shaping up.
511
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,250
Oh.
512
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,513
Looks like the… storm
might have given the TV a virus.
35044
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof