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What's with all these mosquitoes?
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It's okay, amore.
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You're supposed to eat
a pound of insects every year.
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I think that's an observation,
not a recommendation.
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Can you believe it? Look at her out there!
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Honey! Look over here, let me get a shot!
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Give me a pose!
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Uh-oh! I'm calling Sports Illustrated!
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Love it!
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The water's so perfect!
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You…
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You made so much fun of me for wearing
my bikini under my clothes on the plane,
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but I told you it was a good idea!
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It was a good idea.
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Wait, you guys, you have to go in.
The water is, like, perfect.
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You're supposed to give sunscreen
like a half hour to absorb.
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Yeah, the sunscreen thing for me too.
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Mmm, yeah.
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I don't wanna.
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You know what? What the hell?
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Here we go! See you guys!
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-Come on!
-Bye!
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-Go in, go in!
-Come on!
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Oh! It's so nice!
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-Whoo! Oh!
-Oh! Oh!
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Wow, they are straight up frolicking.
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-No! No! No!
-Ow!
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Yeah, so I saw this Instagram post
about zero-waste hotels,
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and apparently this is number four.
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Oh. Wow.
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Yeah, they even use the output
from the bathrooms
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to fertilize the mango groves.
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What?
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Yeah, did any of you read
that Sunrise Movement article
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about how commercial development
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is just wreaking havoc
on the earthworm population?
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-I know it sounds funny, but it's not.
-No.
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Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth.
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-Wow!
-Blondie!
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-You look great!
-I know.
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Can I say you look like Sisqó?
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No!
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Can I say you look like Sisqó?
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Yes.
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For the past three months,
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the top of my head
is the only adventure I'm allowed to have.
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Oh my God, that's right.
Nick told me you had heart surgery.
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It was just a procedure, but yes.
Claude has been looking after me 24/7.
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Mm.
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He probably needs this vacation
more than I do.
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Nah. I love taking care of you.
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Oh my God, guys! A pedal pub!
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That looks so much fun!
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Oh my God, we gotta do that.
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So when can you go back to work?
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As soon as I get back. Literally.
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Yesterday, I got offered a huge project
from a hospitality group in Austin.
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But we're not taking it.
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I don't want to take it,
but I would like to bask in it.
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You know how I love basking.
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Oh my God, these yurts are so much bigger
than they looked online!
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Sweet! And we got three together.
How awesome is this?
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Why do they all have air horns?
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Oh, it's to scare away the crocodiles,
but you don't need to worry.
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They're really little here.
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Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth?
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What?
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First of all, everyone knows
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that the oceans
are the lungs of the Earth.
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Yeah, I felt like
I was going insane out there.
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-Insane.
-Oh, Jesus.
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I mean, I get it.
She's young and hot, right?
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Don't see a ton of upside for me
in answering that.
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What is he doing?
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He's changing his entire personality
for his 30-year-old girlfriend.
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He's being such a Zelig.
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Oh, that's a really fresh reference.
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You should say that in front of Ginny.
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And when she asks what a Zelig is,
you should explain,
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oh, it's a Woody Allen movie
that you like.
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All right, whatever.
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Why can't he have
his midlife crisis at home?
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Why does he have
to bring it on my vacation?
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I know! I can't relax around a new person.
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What if I have to fart?
What if I call her Anne?
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You won't call her Anne.
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I'm knocking, but the sound
isn't registering against the canvas.
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I assume you're talking
about how wild this situation is.
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Yeah, Ginny is throwing off
the whole mojo of the group.
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No, I'm talking
about this atrocious hotel.
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Okay. I think it's insane
that he had her plan our trip
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after dating, what, five weeks?
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Yeah, and by the way, do we all believe
it's only been five weeks?
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I have been cooped up
in the house for months.
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I deserve a luxury experience,
not some… mildewed jute and shit mangoes.
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You know the one person
who wouldn't hate this hotel? Anne.
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And Nick would have hated
coming here with her.
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How is Anne? We've been texting, but I…
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Not good.
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I hate that I needed
to keep this trip a secret,
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but she's just so miserable right now.
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It's like she's rooting for everybody else
to be miserable too.
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Yeah.
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Wait, do-- Do you guys, uh…
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No. Mm-mm.
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No, no, absolutely not.
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Oh!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hey! Do you know
where the compost is for the mango pits?
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No, I don't work here.
Neither does anyone else.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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I do not like it here.
I cannot like it here.
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I need you to like it here.
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This place is egregious.
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It's the hotel equivalent
of a white guy with dreads.
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We should be staying
at the hotel equivalent of Lenny Kravitz.
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-No, no, no.
-Yes.
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Do not use my favorite musician
against me, please.
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Look, I know that this is not perfect,
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but Ginny put so much work
into arranging this trip.
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Nick, do you think
you're the first old man
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to date a younger woman?
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No, you're joining a long tradition
of May-December relationships,
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but you are doing it all wrong.
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What are you talking about?
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As a December, we're supposed to pull
the Mays up to our way of life.
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We do not get dragged down to theirs.
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-But I like feeling young again.
-Okay.
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When you go to the ancient Greek
pottery section of the Met,
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are there images of old men
down on the ground
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with younger women playing marbles?
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No!
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They're drinking wine
and listening to a goddamn harp.
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You should be introducing Ginny
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to the pleasures
of high thread count sheets,
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not sleeping on a mattress
that smells like a cold sidewalk!
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I understand you feel strongly about this.
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-I'm gonna kill you.
-No. Could you just pretend, please?
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Please.
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Fine.
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I will be as fun and flirty
as this hair demands.
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Thank you.
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What about Jack and Kate?
Are they being shitty?
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You know those two.
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Complaining is their version
of having sex.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that sun!
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-Oh, it's gonna be hot on that boat.
-Jesus.
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What is that?
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My hat.
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Oh, I thought you couldn't find that
when you were packing.
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True.
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And odd, because I always store it
in the same place.
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But then, life is good.
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-Found this one for sale at the airport.
-Hmm!
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Fine. You can wear it
if I can cut my hair short.
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I have the exact picture of Anne Hathaway
that I'm gonna take to my hairdresser.
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-Hey, what are you doing?
-You skipped your feet.
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I don't need it on my--
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Melanoma of the toes
is how Bob Marley died, okay?
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Don't you remember? We watched
three movies about him last month.
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All right, sailors. Are you ready
for the best ride of your life?
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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-It's so beautiful.
-Right?
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-This was such a good idea. Thank you.
-Thank you.
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You okay? Jesus!
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Hey, guys, sorry, the captain just said
it's gonna get pretty choppy.
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-Okay!
-What?
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Here you go.
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-Oh, thank you.
-Yeah.
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So, remind me, how did you all meet again?
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Ah! That's a funny story. I'll tell it.
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Okay, so, Kate and Jack and Danny
all went to college together.
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But before Kate and Jack fell in love,
wait for it…
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Drum roll…
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Okay, that's a lot of drum roll.
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Kate and Danny used to be a couple. Boom!
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-What? No!
-Yeah.
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We were not a couple.
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Oh my God. How can you say we weren't
a couple? We kissed three times.
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And two of those times was in a play.
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Yes, but the third time
was genuine boredom.
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Anyway, then we met on March 12, 2014.
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-He stopped me on the street.
-Aw.
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Back then, my hair used to be
down to the butt.
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I had to know more.
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And you worked for Nick, right?
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Yeah, for four long years.
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It was great.
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-You fired me.
-Three years after I should have.
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You were a great hang at happy hour,
but you were terrible at market analysis.
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Well, I just wanted
all the little businesses to do well.
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Wow. You guys have a lot of history.
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So, how did you two meet?
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-Ginny is my dental hygienist.
-Oh, wow.
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Every time she'd clean my teeth,
she would tell me about all the fun,
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exciting adventures
she was going to go on.
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Now we're doing them together.
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Actually, we are going
to Burning Man next month.
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I already bought a steampunk hat.
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It's from the boat.
It's not about you guys.
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Ooh, do you have sunscreen?
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'Cause your shoulders
are getting red, Beth.
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Oh, my God.
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Not Beth. Ginny.
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Beth?
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-Who's Beth, Nick? Should I be worried?
-Nah.
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-It's a common name.
-Kate!
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Beth is your daughter, silly.
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-Yes.
-She's 17.
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She has such a baby face.
She looks very, very, very, very young.
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Sorry. I am so sorry.
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Oh, my gosh. No. No worries.
It's totally fine. Don't sweat it.
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Ginny.
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We love the hotel.
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Sì.
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-Great. Okay.
-Yeah.
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-It's so good.
-Thanks.
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-Hey, where'd you get fresh towels?
-I wouldn't say fresh.
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-I might not even 100% say towels.
-Ew! Why are they wet already?
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This place is a death trap.
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At least your husband is, uh,
sunscreening you against your will.
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Ha! Yeah.
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You should've seen him after my surgery.
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One time,
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I woke up to him bicycling my legs
so I wouldn't get a blood clot.
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Oh my God.
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-Yeah.
-But you're out of the woods, right?
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Depends on who you ask.
If you ask my doctor, absolutely.
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If you ask Claude, he will cry.
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Because he's ridiculous.
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He is.
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But I love him.
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-And he takes good care of me.
-He does.
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Yeah. Hey, you know
what I just remembered?
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About an hour ago,
when you called Ginny "Beth."
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All right. Goodbye.
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-Hey.
-Hmm?
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-Are people having a good time?
-Oh, yeah.
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Remember? Danny said he loved the hotel.
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Yeah.
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Everyone looks kind of exhausted.
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I think that's just the way they look.
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Yeah, but nobody responded either time
I brought up the pedal pub.
248
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,374
-Really?
-Mm-mm.
249
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,543
-No.
-I think they did.
250
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,879
Okay, can you take a look
at this itinerary and be honest?
251
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,006
Tell me if you think
this is stuff that they'll like.
252
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,174
Okay.
253
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,384
"Sunrise yoga."
254
00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,802
Fun.
255
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,012
"Open water paddleboarding."
That sounds cool.
256
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,640
"Sound bath with Shaman Jay."
257
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,850
I cannot wait to meet him.
258
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,476
That all sounds great.
They're gonna love it.
259
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,561
Yeah?
260
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,645
Yeah, don't worry.
261
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,939
-Trip's going great.
-Mm.
262
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:12,857
Thanks.
263
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,200
Hey. Hey. Hey.
264
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,245
Ginny just saw my penis.
265
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,165
-What?
-I was using the-- The outdoor shower.
266
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,709
And, um, okay, let me back up.
267
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,962
So, I-I-I mean, have you noticed
how the ocean breeze is, like,
268
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,881
strangely strong around here, right?
269
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,090
Yeah, so the door blew open?
270
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,260
Yes. Okay, but before I continue,
keep in mind,
271
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,429
there's just a lot of sand
around here, right?
272
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,014
Just tell me what happened.
273
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:48,893
Well, I had some sand in my folds,
down-- You know, right here.
274
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:53,063
So I was, like,
being extra careful cleaning, right?
275
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,650
And if somebody wasn't aware
of my intentions…
276
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,611
-Okay, act it out. Let me see.
-Okay.
277
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:02,531
So, you know, the shower's up here,
and I'm, like, you know, getting…
278
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,867
And it's like, God, it's really in there.
279
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,787
Cleaning, and I'm cleaning.
It's like, gotta lift.
280
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,997
Get in there, I'm not thinking
about any of this. Like--
281
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,749
"Oh, is the door open?" I was like…
282
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,334
And…
283
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,836
Okay, that's very bad.
Were you grimacing like that?
284
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,714
Well, the water temperature fluctuated!
It was startling!
285
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,261
Hey, hey, look, you also did
an embarrassing thing.
286
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,554
Remember the "Beth"?
287
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,556
Nope. Nobody does now.
288
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,744
How can I be both sweaty and cold?
289
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,621
Aren't you uncomfortable?
290
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,541
I lived much worse than this
in the Italian army.
291
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:58,087
Oh, man, how could I let Nick
guilt me into staying here?
292
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,507
I feel like I'm gonna return
more exhausted than when I left.
293
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,468
Absolutely not. You're still recovering.
294
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,679
Okay.
295
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,430
Go sit on the beach.
296
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,600
When you come back,
the room will be perfect.
297
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,394
-What?
-Go.
298
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,688
Okay! Okay! Okay!
299
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,814
Hey, hey, hey.
300
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,507
Oh, wow.
301
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,926
You made a little nest.
302
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,052
Better.
303
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,012
A cocoon.
304
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,348
Lie.
305
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,059
Hey.
306
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,894
Nick is crying.
307
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,395
What?
308
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,566
I just saw Nick drinking alone
by the fire pit, and he is crying.
309
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,484
Crying?
310
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,194
Crying.
311
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,112
Oh, that's so weird.
312
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,866
Is it? Or is it the first thing
that's made sense all day?
313
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,244
Like, maybe he finally realized
that he's blown up his life.
314
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,165
I don't know. I mean, I don't think
you can fake frolicking like that.
315
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,792
I mean, think about it.
316
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,087
We've been sucking in our guts for one day
and we're losing our minds.
317
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,674
He's been doing it for weeks.
Right? He's gotta be exhausted.
318
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,884
He knows this isn't gonna last,
319
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,972
and he's gonna have to impress
a million Ginnys on a million first dates.
320
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,976
He's gonna have to ask himself,
"Is this the right shirt for my profile?"
321
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,602
till the day he dies.
322
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,479
God, that's chilling.
323
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,150
Well, guess we won't be seeing
Ginny again, right?
324
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,736
Our humiliation will die in her absence.
325
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,615
That said,
326
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,660
I think you should go out there
because he did look very upset,
327
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,245
and he could probably use a friend.
328
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,162
Yeah.
329
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,209
Oh my God…
330
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,671
Couple questions about your, uh, theory.
331
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,007
I'm telling you, he's not happy.
332
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,636
Maybe it's goodbye sex?
333
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,180
Oh, yeah!
334
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,017
-I saw what I saw.
-Oh my God, Nick!
335
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,531
Oh…
336
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,077
Oh.
337
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,251
-Morning.
-Morning.
338
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,463
You need to take your Vasotec.
339
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,216
You're supposed to take it by 7:00 a.m.
in the morning. Every morning.
340
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,344
Oh, okay, okay.
I can take my own pill, Mama Bird.
341
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,055
Mm-hmm.
342
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,307
-Now, go.
-Mm…
343
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,436
Okay.
344
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,687
Okay.
345
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,359
-What? What's wrong?
-Nothing.
346
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,652
-I'm just feeling…
-What?
347
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,987
Nothing, I'm fine, fine, fine.
348
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,364
It's this place. You slept terribly.
349
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,992
We can't sleep here another night.
350
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,413
Oh my God, look.
351
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,042
There's a four-star resort one mile away.
352
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,960
Uh…
353
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,005
No, I-I promised Nick
that I wouldn't bail on this hotel.
354
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,299
Then we come back, but we go for the day.
355
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,094
Sit by the pool, relax.
356
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,471
We must go.
357
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,146
-Morning.
-Hey, morning!
358
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,856
-Morning!
-Hi.
359
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,316
Morning.
360
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,317
Thank you.
361
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,361
How was your night?
362
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,655
Not bad. Not bad at all, yeah.
363
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,242
-Good. Good, good.
-Cool stuff.
364
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,789
Oh, my gosh, Nick, what is this?
365
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,918
It's a little thank you for planning
such a wonderful trip for all of us.
366
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,003
Oh my God, it's beautiful.
367
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,797
Aw.
368
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,382
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
369
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,760
Nick, what did you get me
for planning our last seven trips?
370
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:02,224
A little off-brand box of raisins!
Oh my God, I love it. Thank you.
371
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,977
Yeah, you know what? I think I have
a gift receipt here somewhere.
372
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,604
Where is that? If you wanna return it.
Oh, there it is. Boom.
373
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,693
This is so great.
374
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,905
It's so fun. Your vibe, the hotel.
All of it is just good.
375
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,951
So today, Claude and I, we're gonna
take a little historical excursion,
376
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,661
if any of you are interested in joining.
377
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,580
-Where to?
-These ancient petroglyphs.
378
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,457
It's only a two-hour drive
and a 45-minute hike.
379
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,001
But when you get there,
380
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:33,297
you can almost see drawings
etched on the rocks.
381
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,548
-Pass.
-No, thanks.
382
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,883
Mm, yeah, cool.
383
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,509
-We're gonna stick around here.
-Yeah.
384
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,011
-All right.
-Okay!
385
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,932
Now, if you decide to do the pedal pub
while we're gone… it's fine.
386
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,393
-So fine.
-Okay.
387
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,686
-Have fun.
-Bye!
388
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:48,896
Come on.
389
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,024
Uh, does anyone need me
to compost anything for them?
390
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,525
Yeah, you know what? I'll help.
391
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,069
-I'll be right back.
-Yeah, sure.
392
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,075
Hey, uh, can I talk to you
about something?
393
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,203
Of course. Anything you need.
394
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:05,621
Um…
395
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,166
Could you and Jack
stop being so fucking weird?
396
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,083
What?
397
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,295
You're behaving like lunatics,
and it's making the trip really awkward.
398
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,214
Obviously why Danny and Claude left.
399
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,715
Oh, I'm being weird?
400
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,926
I'm the one who's ordering
a steampunk hat
401
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,261
and talking about the lungs of the Earth?
That's me?
402
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,680
And you guys with your eye-rolling
and your whispering.
403
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,767
-And you called Ginny "Beth"?
-You're lucky I didn't call her "Anne."
404
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,145
Okay, here we go.
Say what you want to say.
405
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,856
Okay.
406
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,650
This is not weird.
407
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,360
This?
408
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,279
This is weird!
409
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,989
It's weird that Anne's not here,
410
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,785
and it's weird that your girlfriend
wasn't born when Reagan got shot.
411
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,328
What the fuck is that metric?
412
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,040
It's weird that you are making us
all act like this is normal.
413
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,335
Know what? I don't think you should come
on the paddleboarding excursion today.
414
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,171
I'm gonna tell Ginny
that you are too tired.
415
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,465
Oh no, I feel great. You're too tired.
416
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,134
And I am gonna go,
and I'm gonna stare you in the eyes
417
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,388
while we float around
in the weird that you created.
418
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,723
Let's paddleboard, baby!
419
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,814
Isn't this pretty?
420
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,774
Oh, yeah. I love it!
421
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:16,984
I love it more.
422
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,166
…Dermatologist said nothing
to worry about. It's just a big mole.
423
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,794
-How do you like paddleboarding?
-Oh, loving it.
424
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,796
'Cause I noticed you ate shit back there.
425
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,131
No, I wanted to.
426
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,882
-The water felt great.
-Yeah?
427
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,260
Babe, I think that is the secret beach
we saw on TikTok.
428
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,469
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
429
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,470
Wow!
430
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,680
Awesome!
431
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,181
That is sick!
432
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,100
-I just see rocks.
-No, no, no.
433
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
If you climb up the rocks,
434
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,271
there's, like, this little
secret lagoon right behind it.
435
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,106
Maybe you can just send me the TikTok,
436
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,567
because those rocks
look pretty jagged and wet.
437
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,862
Actually, I don't have TikTok, but if you
could just share it to my Facebook--
438
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,741
Yeah, but don't let us stop you.
I know this is what Nick lives for.
439
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,200
New adventures.
440
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,786
Definitely not, like, drinking Bordeaux
441
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,080
at a restaurant
that serves creamed spinach
442
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,291
and also has a picture
of the Rat Pack on the wall.
443
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,418
Obviously, Kate is teasing me
444
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,129
because this isn't
the sort of thing I did before.
445
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:23,383
But now, I am having a blast,
making up for lost time.
446
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,845
So, yes, I would love
to see the secret beach.
447
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,597
-You want to go?
-Absolutely.
448
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,890
-Okay. Let's go!
-Let's go!
449
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,768
Let's go see the secret beach.
I am so down!
450
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,561
All right, we'll be here.
451
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,021
Have fun!
452
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,778
Going in.
453
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,742
Watch this, assholes!
454
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,204
-Watching!
-You can stop calling us that.
455
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,296
Whoo! You got it, babe!
456
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,340
Almost there!
457
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,218
Whoo!
458
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,135
Get it, babe!
459
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,141
Yeah!
460
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,021
-Yes!
-Yes!
461
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,564
Yeah!
462
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,150
Check me out, bitches!
463
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,027
Yes!
464
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,447
Oh, no!
465
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,242
Oh, God! Something's wrong!
466
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,701
-Oh, God!
-Oh, my God.
467
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,370
Ah! My foot!
468
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,789
-Shit! Babe, I'm coming!
-My foot!
469
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:39,126
Something happened to my foot! Oh my God!
470
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:40,877
Call an ambulance.
471
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,880
Pull out the spikes.
The pain is going up the leg.
472
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,591
Ah! Oh, goddamn it! What is that thing?
473
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,759
Take that down!
474
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,232
Hey, watch this, watch this.
475
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:05,485
Hey, would you mind getting that?
I can't get to my room key.
476
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,611
Hands are full.
477
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,779
Ooh!
478
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,114
-You got it.
-Thank you.
479
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,074
Hey! We're back!
480
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,617
-Whoo!
-Hi!
481
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,827
Nice to see you again.
482
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,120
Great to see you too.
483
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:18,290
Another perfect day in paradise!
484
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,459
Enjoy.
485
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,377
Ahem. Here we go.
486
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:25,172
Oh, shit.
487
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:26,882
Hi.
488
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,341
-Hi.
-It's us again!
489
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,260
-We're back!
-Welcome.
490
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,970
Can I get your room number?
491
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,305
-5000.
-714.
492
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,766
You guys are from the yurt place, right?
493
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,351
That happens a lot.
494
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,148
Look, I don't give a shit.
I'm starting at Villanova next week.
495
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,358
If you give me 100 bucks,
I'll get you a cabana.
496
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,945
-Deal.
-What are you gonna study?
497
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,995
Is that the last one?
498
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,498
Okay, great. The pharmacy had the cream.
499
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,291
-Ginny is on her way back.
-Okay.
500
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,084
Well, until she returns,
501
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,378
the Scotch will continue
to be my medicine.
502
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,925
-Thank you.
-I feel like this is my fault.
503
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,801
No, I did this to myself.
504
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,720
Although next time you're mad at me,
505
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,680
you don't have
to goad me into climbing rocks.
506
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,390
Just tell me to go fuck myself.
507
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,852
-No, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.
-Mm, yeah, you do.
508
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:22,729
You all do.
509
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:25,315
I left Anne.
Now you think I'm a piece of shit.
510
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,985
Hey, we don't think that, all right?
We wouldn't have come if we thought that.
511
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,821
Yeah. I'm sorry.
I know this divorce is hard on you too.
512
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323
It has been hard.
513
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,491
It's been rough.
514
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:35,408
Yeah.
515
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,328
It's okay. We're here. We're your friends.
516
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:41,706
Yeah, and Nicky, you don't have
to pretend in front of us.
517
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,708
What do you mean, pretend?
518
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,794
I mean, we've known you
for 30 years, and I get it.
519
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,337
Ginny is hot and new.
520
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,299
But anyone our age
would be exhausted by all this.
521
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,510
I'm not exhausted.
522
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,846
I-I'm happier
than I've ever been in my life.
523
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,642
You know when I was exhausted?
524
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,228
When I was living my old, shitty life.
525
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,313
I was just like you, Jack,
526
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,400
jerking off
in the hotel shower on vacation.
527
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,152
I wasn't doing that.
I had, uh, sand in my folds--
528
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,405
I don't care if you guys don't believe me.
529
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,282
I'm happier than I've ever been.
530
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,204
But… I saw you cry by the fire.
531
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,041
You know why I was crying, Kate?
532
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,920
Because I couldn't believe
what a lucky son of a bitch I am.
533
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,841
I was looking up into the heavens,
534
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,552
thanking God for allowing me
to meet Ginny,
535
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,888
for giving me a second chance.
536
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,808
I was dead.
537
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,476
And now I live.
538
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,814
When was the last time
you guys felt like that?
539
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,738
I will have the lobster roll and fries.
540
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:59,534
Then I'll get the antioxidant salad.
That way we can share both.
541
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,703
Thank you.
542
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,626
Oh, that's cute.
543
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,056
How does your body feel?
544
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,932
I need to run to the bathroom.
545
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,601
Okay.
546
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,433
Anne?
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