All language subtitles for svr.remorse02

Ladies and gentlemen,
Cam Calloway.

I just want to thank
Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty

for bringing me to Atlanta.

No, but there's four people
who forced me to believe

that I and they were worthy
of a big-time dream.

Those four people that believed
in me are my family.

You got big new money now, Cam.

It is not your fault
that the world is the way it is

or that where we left ain't paradise.

Fuck this give-back shit.

What you got you earned.

You ain't got to give that back.

- Uncle J is feeling that weed.
- (laughing)

So thank you, Atlanta.

We here now, baby.
We home.

Uncle J,

man, you always discover
the best sandwich shops in every town.

Man, I beat the street
for this shit.

I'm a seeker, a finder,
and a taster.

Hey! We got a charity event
to get to, man.

You in training.

I see you, Missy.
Looking perfect as always.

Just what I do.
I actually need gloss.

And you need pants.
Where are the girls?

They where my pants at.

Locked in my bedroom
taking too long

to put on the new gowns that they done
bought with too much of my new money.

Well, their happiness is worth it.

They certainly believe so.

Dear wifey, will you
please tell my aunt

and my second favorite cousin
that their asses and ours

are due on the red carpet
right now?

I am fairly certain
I can relay the urgency

without referring to their asses.

But we shall see.

So, is this a should go event,
or, like, a must go event?

Well, the contract that you,
Cam Calloway,

max-cap free agent,
signed guarantees the team

25 must go events a year.

Cam will attend tonight's
Governor's Gala or be fined 50K.

That's cheaper than paying
for the clothes to dress these fools.

I got to say, they're treating you
like an indentured servant.

- Get you one of them chips.
- Stop it. Now look.

Nine-digit contracts,
they come with some strings attached.

Tonight's just one of those strings.

Paying a fine for not going
to some swanky ball is just stupid,

especially when it's now
part of who we wanted to be.

Fought to be
and now thankfully are.

So he's an indentured puppet?

(laughs)

- Cam, pants, now.
- Whoo, damn!

Cam:
Look at you!

Go on, Cassie.

Head to toe Oprah inspired.

After years of sitting in salons
reading Oprah magazines,

just one day wishing
to just get a whiff of that Oprah life,

my baby boy Cam is making sure
I'm living a little bit of that sliver.

It is a living that fits you.

- Thank you.
- Swaggin', Ma.

- Yo, we on the prowl tonight.
- Yeah!

When are you not on the prowl?

When I'm on the shitter.

- Oh.
- No, wait, that ain't true.

'Cause if I sit down
and things ain't moving too quick,

I'm scrolling
for sexting partners.

My niece the multitasker.

- That's right.
- (laughing)

- Ahem!
- Ooh!

All right, all right, folks.

It is now time to show Atlanta

that we new ambassadors
for their basketball team

are worth every cent
of Cam's contract.

- That's right.
- Let's go.

Hope they got some talent up there.

My goal is 26 waist, 34 shelf.

Yeah, my goal is a full set of teeth.

(laughing)

Ripped By mstoll

Here he is, Cam Calloway.

Cam, you look swell in that tuxedo.

Savannah, it just feels good
to be in pants that don't tear away.

Ooh!

Is it getting hot in here
or is it just Cam?

Uncle J, gators with a tuxedo?

You know, I had to let 'em know
I was handling business tonight.

The business of what?
Looking 50?

- Yeah, okay.
- (laughing)

Ladies, keep your legs crossed
and your clutches clutched low.

Oh, and don't forget
to suck in your FUPAs.

- FUPAs?
- Fat upper pussy area.

That's why she went acronym.

You go ahead, Unc.
You rep them gators, all right?

I'm sure some reptile-loving shorty
gonna climb up from the swamp.

Yeah, I'm comfortable.

Enjoy them Prada blisters.

I'm fixin' to go get me a drink.

- Hey...
- Fuck y'all.

- Ooh.
- Uncle J, really?

Uncle J, you gonna miss
the red carpet.

Oh, here's Cassie Calloway,
the mama.

Oh, your son Cam
is such a charming guy.

- When he wants to be.
- I find that hard to believe.

Oh, you must not be a mother.

Trying.
I'm trying.

Were you a doting mother?

Doting?
Oh, no, no.

Doting is not even in my vocabulary.

You know, only doting parents

are the parents that have
their kids' futures set up, you know?

Doting doesn't show a boy
how to be a man.

Doting doesn't show a boy
how the real world works.

- The world is a complicated world.
- Oh, no, most definitely.

You know, growing up
Cam was a line crosser.

He was a zig-zagger.

If he zagged too much,
I zigged him right back in line.

- With a stern talking to?
- Most definitely.

I whupped him.
Oh, I whupped him good.

And that's when talk time was over.

So a little pat on the bottom?

You know,
not once he turned two.

When he turned two,
I didn't mess with him at all.

- (laughs)
- Uh-huh.

Oh, you know, I would
use stuff like a belt,

a spoon, a Hot Wheels track.

The orange ones
that come with the toy cars.

- My brother lived for Hot Wheels.
- Yeah, see?

And, you know, it makes a sound
like a sword makes

when it cuts through the air.

- I did not know that.
- Yes!

And you know what?
That got Cam's attention.

But what really got
his attention was

when I pulled that extension cord
out of that junk drawer.

I mean, Cam would just take off running,
but I always caught him.

See, it's not easy being a mother.

But in order to be a good mother,

sometimes you got to mix
a little hurt with the hugs.

- Oh.
- And it's okay.

Kids are resilient.
The bruises will heal.

Cam is fine.
Actually, he's better than fine.

And, Atlanta, hello
and God bless you all.

God bless you.

That's Cassie Calloway.
That's the mama.

- Thank you so much, Cassie.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Hey. I saw you
with Cam Calloway.

- You a fan?
- No, just a fame whore.

Honesty is a virtue in decline.

- My name is Julius.
- Kiara.

Like the hat that holds diamonds,
just spelled with a K?

Finally, a man with brains.

Truth be told, it's a burden.

You his bodyguard?

I look strong, don't I?

Strong enough to wrestle a gator.

- (laughs)
- Kill or be killed.

My daddy wears gators.

Your daddy knows
right from wrong.

You're his sports agent?

- No, I'm a reconnaissance man.
- What's that?

I scout who Cam gets close to.

How am I doing?

Well, I haven't sent you away.

But how do I get sent to Cam?

Well, you got to pass the taste test.

What's the taste test?

If I can assure the emperor

that he won't be poisoned
in disappointment,

then the emperor gets
the full meal.

What does the taste test involve?

Abbreviations of the usual.

So it's just a taste?

- You ever been to Baskin Robbins?
- A few times, yeah.

You know them little bitty
mini spoons?

- Yeah.
- That's what I'm talking about.

(chuckles)

- Except I'm the spoon.
- Oh.

Yeah.

Uh, not the entire sundae?

Not unless you want
to burn more calories.

Where will we do this?

I prefer somewhere with a door.

But I'm flexible.

I am, too.

We'll see.

- Mm.
- Careful, this is hot.

- Thank you, baby.
- You're very welcome.

- (phone rings)
- What you reading? Hold on.

Mr. Flaherty,
good morning to you.

Only a man who has not yet seen
the news would sound this cheerful.

Oh, shit, has there been another
school shooting or something?

Worse.

Turn on your favorite
news channel.

Last night on the red carpet,
my star player's mother

was extoling the virtues
of beating children.

She used the word beating?

She said Cam is now who Cam is
because she gave him whuppings.

Well, whuppings and beatings
are not the same thing.

I don't need a vernacular lesson.

She said she whacked him
with many things,

not the least of which
was Hot Wheels track.

I am being bombarded
with e-mails.

People are making phone calls.
That's how horrified they are.

They're actually
making phone calls.

In support of or against?

Last night's Governor's Gala
was a benefit for Emily's House.

- You know who Emily is?
- I don't, and yet I feel that I should.

Emily is a five-year-old girl
whose parents beat her so badly

she had a charity named after her.

She wears a helmet now
to keep her brains

from falling out of her skull.

That's... that is unfortunate.

What's also unfortunate
is that Mattel issued a press release

saying that Hot Wheels track
is for the intended use

of playing
with miniature cars only.

They shouldn't have to do that.

I'm marketing
a family-friendly franchise.

I can't defend barbaric acts
like hitting kids

with extension cords:
No one can.

By the time the cord came into it
we were grown.

- We had to be, like, seven or eight.
- Reggie.

I'm just saying.
I mean, I hear you.

- I will write up a statement.
- You'll do more than that.

This is a problem.
I don't like problems.

I like solutions.
I like mea culpas.

I like the words
"I made a mistake."

I like them better
when they're spoken swiftly

and without equivocation.

I want you to escort Cam
and his contrite mother

to a press conference at 2:00 today
to say those words.

Understood.
I will try.

You will not try.
You will do.

Hey, thanks.
I like working with you.

- On it.
- (phone beeps)

Mr. Flaherty just dropped
some Yoda on you.

- Some what?
- "Star Wars."

Missy, I told you, I'm never
gonna get the "Star Wars."

Oh, oh.

Oh, you just gonna roll in

after not answering texts
all night?

We was worried about you.
You left right after we got there.

I did not leave alone.

How many teeth did she have?

When she smiled, plenty.

When she got down on it,
seemed like none.

Nice, Unc!

- (laughing)
- Yo, how'd you close it?

You know how pleased you was
when I scouted that chicken parm?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

She was the sandwich, I was you.

Oh, she must have loved me.

Yeah, she wanted to meet you, too.

Oh, yeah?
Why didn't you bring her through?

I suggested a screening process.

That logic worked?

Yeah, to me.
And surprisingly to her.

How am I supposed to react?

Appreciative.

I can't believe you didn't
run this game in Memphis.

Oh, me neither.

Hey, hey, your mother said
some stuff last night

that has blown up
into a cat-5 shitstorm.

- Reg, I got some stories for you.
- Not now.

She was on the red carpet
bragging about whupping you.

Oh, she's a black belt
in whupping.

She even whupped you
a couple of times.

- Your mom let your aunt whup you?
- Well, it takes a village.

Yo, you remember that time
she came at me

with the belt with that
big brass buckle on it?

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

I tripped over the couch
and I broke my arm.

It still hurts.

You guys know this shit
isn't funny, right?

- No, you had to be there.
- I wish I hadn't been there.

That's too bad.
I can't believe you...

Jimmy Flaherty ain't happy
because people ain't happy.

Cam:
What? Man, we good.

Look, people know how things go.
People don't judge.

To what people are you referring?

Let's look at some Twitter trends.

Uh-oh, she gonna go
Twitter trend on you.

#CassieCallowayWhupsKids.

#HowlsWhuppingNotACrime?

#OtherUsesForHotWheelsTracks.

My mama don't mean no harm.

Missy: What she meant
isn't the only thing it means.

And Jimmy Flaherty called
a press conference at 2:00

for you and your mother.

(laughs)
I ain't gonna embarrass my mom.

- I'm gonna step out for a quick bite.
- Cam: All right.

You go, you say, "My bad,"
and then you're on with your day.

Not a chance.

This ain't going away
until you make it go away.

She was probably just misquoted.

There's video of the words
coming out her mouth.

I mean, you can see this shit
on your phone right now.

Dude, this is my mom, your aunt.

I know, but it doesn't give her
the right to fuck up your brand.

This place that we just got to,
it can be taken away from us.

I thought the money
was a guarantee.

I'm not talking about the money.

I'm talking about the brand
of the man that we built.

Happy Cam. Wholesome Cam.
Cam the good.

I want you to be looked up to,
not down on.

Hitting kids, it might be necessary,
but you don't say it out loud.

I'm just a basketball player.

Not anymore.
She's got to walk this back.

Missy, you're good with big words.

Can you write something?

And if I like it,
maybe I'll release a statement.

And what am I telling Flaherty?

Tell him I work for him,
my mama don't.

(sighs)

- Do not tell Jimmy Flaherty that.
- Oh, no, ma'am.

You going down there
to talk to her?

Not until I run through some excuses
as to why I don't have to.

Well, I'm gonna go get
my nails done.

Really?
That's how you gonna do me?

It's me and you against
the world except...

When it's your aunt.
She is not my aunt.

And she is also not dumb.

Paint a picture.
She'll see.

(knocks)

This is how you answer the door?

Only when it's a dude
I don't care about.

Or a girl I do.

God, I love you so much.

Safe home.

Where's your mother?

She's looking at pictures
of herself on Getty lmages.

She's already ordered a Fathead.

I'm not letting her
put it up, though.

Cam bought this condo
for me, too, you know.

Yeah, I'm aware of this.
I make out the checks.

Cassie:
Who's at the door?!

The Chief Operating Asshole.

Hey, is that necessary?

Not necessary for you to tell me
that you write the checks.

Lick me where I shit.

Okay, but whatever I find
in there I get to keep.

Would you two stop bickering?

Y'all been bickering
since y'all were little.

Look, look, nephew.
Check this out.

Red carpet.
Belle of the ball.

You know what?

Growing up, the closest thing
I got to a ball

was a wet t-shirt contest
at a barbecue in Mattapan.

But I won third place, though.

- I like your titties, Ma.
- You better.

You're the one who sucked them
into their current shape.

I was a thirsty baby.

Oh, listen, Reggie,
I've been meaning to tell you.

You've been real good to all of us.

If my sister was alive,
she'd be real proud.

- Thank you, Auntie.
- You're welcome.

Thank you very much.

Listen, so last night,

some things that you said
about whupping Cam,

they've been taken the wrong way
by some people.

- What people?
- The American people.

You know, people that we need
enjoying Cam playing basketball

without thinking about
young Cam getting beat on.

What?
It just makes him more real.

It makes Cam one of them.

Somebody who's lived.

Somebody who's lived
and learned.

Yeah, well, a lot
of people these days,

they don't get
how we handled hardships

and learning and teaching.

They don't feel it's cool
to physically discipline kids.

Please. A lot of people don't feel
it's right to vaccinate.

And I wish them luck
when they try to pray off the polio.

Everything we say reflects on Cam.

Look, there's a lot of people
that say they don't whup anymore,

but there's a lot of people that act
different when the doors are closed

and they're tired and the little shits
is running around acting up.

I just... I need you
to help me on this.

You know, I think
people are too sensitive.

You're starting to put me
in a bad mood.

What's fuck face telling you to do?

Jimmy Flaherty, he's upset

about some things
that your mother said last night.

Jimmy Flaherty can suck
my drawer full of vibrating dicks.

Do you have a personal goal

on the amount of profanity
that you use every day?

Yes.

Listen, Auntie,
we in a different world now.

- Fuck you and the world.
- Okay.

Hitting some of my quota for me, Ma?
Thank you.

I'm gonna go on a run
and sweat off this hangover.

(door opens, closes)

I ain't taking back what I said.

I'm not asking for you
to take back what you said...

for free.

What if I were to arrange
for you to get $50,000

in exchange for
your words of contrition?

75?

How about you walk out that door

and never talk to me
about this again?

So when you want to meet Cam?

I'm not interested in Cam anymore.

He can't be better than you.

Wouldn't know.

I mean, we close,
but we ain't that close.

The way you tasted me
was just so...

comprehensive.

Spent a summer
working at a car wash.

Detailing was my specialty.

Can you stay for another tasting?

Why, sure.

I'm gonna need
about 45 more minutes.

You got a Red Bull?

Man:
Hey! Hey!

Hey!

- Are you Cam Calloway?
- I am.

Who's the young star there?

- Caleb.
- Hey, what's up, Caleb?

How you doing?

- Hey, can we get a picture?
- Oh, yeah, my pleasure.

Great.

All right, now smile, Caleb.

(clicks)

All right.
Caleb, say thank you.

- (mumbles) Thank you.
- I heard him. We good.

Oh, we good all right.

I've never hit my kid
until this morning.

But Caleb wouldn't cooperate,

so I showed Caleb
what Cam Calloway's mom

did to Cam when he acted up.

- Isn't that right, Caleb?
- Mm-hmm.

So, yeah,
I was hesitant at first.

You know, I was thinking,
am I really gonna hit my kid?

But then I thought about you,
how well-adjusted you are,

how successful you are, and bam.

Yeah, I did not spare the rod.

I beat the fuck out of him.

But Caleb listened.

He cooperated quicker
than ever before.

It was awesome.

My mom grew up in a different time...

Yeah, I'm glad she's bringing
that time back to this time,

'cause I was a wimp
when it came to being a parent.

I mean, like, timeouts,
sticker charts, rewards...

it just doesn't work as well.

Some things just need
to be changed back.

All right, so you have
a great season.

Godspeed.
Thank your mom.

Caleb, come on.
Come on, Caleb.

Get your butt over here now.

You know what my dad
used to call me when I fucked up?

Dummy.

I'll push the conference
to 5:00, dummy.

- On it.
- And stop saying "on it."

You need to start communicating
in complete sentences.

"I am on it, Jimmy.

I will do what I told you
I'd do, Jimmy.

I'll be there at 5:00, Jimmy."

All right, see you soon.

Oh, look, baby, I'm gonna
put a lot of plants out here

and make it seem like a real oasis.

You know, Ma,
I've been thinking.

We got to walk back what you said
at the Governor's Gala.

What? I like the way
you turned out.

- Don't you?
- I do.

So what, you just want me
to lie to people?

We live in a different world now, Ma.

You and Reggie have got to stop
telling the rest of us

that we live in a different world.

What do I look like...
Lisa Bonet?

And, personally, I think this world
is a little too sensitive.

So what? I whupped you.
You deserved it.

You sassed and sassed me a lot,
and you know it.

This is not about back then.

Cam, when I was a little girl,
I got hit with a switch.

My daddy used to make me
go pick it out off a tree.

You lucky you grew up
where there were no trees.

I never appreciated it until now.

See, now you trying
to be smart with me.

You all are trying
to mainstream me.

See, back when
you were playing in Memphis

making league minimum,
you didn't have to mainstream me.

Ain't nobody pay me no mind.

I was up in Boston
when my little boy Cam

was calling me from the road
lonely and homesick.

Kids are getting beat in my name.

You would call me crying
'cause some girl broke your heart.

You would ask me to send you
my homemade banana bread.

I didn't have to walk out
on any red carpet

and say the right thing.

And now my baby boy's
trying to make me eat crow?

Look, I'm just trying to show people
that you're not something

they're making you out to be,
how good you are.

I ain't gonna be made to feel bad
by a bunch of people

who have not walked
a million miles in my shoes.

Mom, walk up to the microphone,

say you did things differently back then
and that it's not proper now.

Lie if you have to.
I know you can.

You have the lying skill.

And don't say you don't
or that's a lie.

So if I say I did it wrong,

that means the way
you turned out was wrong.

So you happy with the way
you turned out?

I am, Ma.

Sometimes I wonder.

(sighs)
Auntie.

- Fuck you.
- Can it wait till we see Flaherty?

- Fuck Flaherty, too.
- Now that's a full day.

Reggie, she don't want to do it.

I don't want her to do it either.

- What?
- But we past what we want.

We're public people now,

people that's got to do shit
they don't wanna do.

I told you to stop asking me.

I am not asking anymore.

Oprah Winfrey is asking now.

- Oprah called you?
- No, she called Jimmy Flaherty.

She's gonna do a whole show
about the evils of parental discipline.

Fuck she is.

She's gonna get the girl
in the helmet... Emily.

Expert panel...
Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Dr. Bill.

Fucking bluff.
There ain't no Dr. Bill.

- Dr. Bill Cosby.
- Bill Cosby's a doctor now?

Mm-hmm, of child psychology
or some shit,

but not like a save-your-life doctor.

Look, whatever the fuck.
It don't matter.

If Oprah calls him, he'll be there.
Oprah don't play.

I am not the only one
who whupped her kid.

But you're the only one
they talking about right now.

Okay, look, what we got now
is a national referendum

on whether or not people
should hit kids at all.

What's a referendum?

It's a fucking thing
you don't want.

All right? So if you're interested
in participating on the show,

Oprah's extended the invitation.

Jimmy Flaherty says
she's expecting your call.

Fuck Flaherty.

I'll beat his ass blue.

Please don't whup your kids.

(cameras clicking)

Not with your hand
or a Hot Wheels track

or an extension cord.

I whupped my kids
because I thought it was my right.

But it is nobody's right
to do a wrong.

Not even a parent's.

What are you gonna do if she finds out
you lied about Oprah?

Duck.

I wish my kids were still young
so that I could parent differently.

But all I can say

is that I've seen
the error of that way.

A way that hopefully all parents
will now leave behind.

Thank you.

Excuse me.
You know Cam Calloway?

- I do.
- What's a girl got to do to meet him?

You like ice cream?

- I love you, Ma.
- Thank you, baby.

- You did good, Ma.
- Thank you.

I know that was hard, Auntie.
Come here.

I want $100,000 by tomorrow.

Your money, not Cam's.

You think you're gonna tell me
what's what, motherfucker?

I was born a hustler.

So let me know
when Oprah really does call.

'Cause she will
after that performance.

Go fuck yourself.

Cam:
Hey, Ma.

Cassie:
I'm okay. I'm okay.

(bubbling)

(coughing)

Oh, man.

I did deserve to get beat
that time I stole the bike.

Yeah, but not with the bike.

(laughs)
She beat me with the tire.

But the tire was still on the bike.

- Yeah, you right.
- I know I'm right.

All right, yo,
you ready to go again?

Yeah.
(coughing)

Put your goggles on first.

Come on.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

Wait, I'm first this time.

- Hey, I ain't scared.
- All right.

- Come on. Come on.
- (laughs)

- (shouts)
- Ow!

Man! If I wasn't so high right now,
man, I'd be in tears.

This shit hurts.

I'm a grown-ass man.
You ready?

- (snaps)
- Ow!

Fuck, dude!

God damn, you hitting
the money now.

Hey, you in the east now, baby.
I got to toughen you up.

Ow!

Ah!

Now go to your room!
Brush your teeth!

- Respect your grandma!
- Don't smoke my weed!

I brought you into this world,
I'll take you out.

Don't steal!

Put it back!
Put it back!

Reverse!

- Oh, really?
- Uh-huh.

- That's it, en garde.
- Come here.

- Get back here.
- (laughing)

♪ Oh, I feel good,
oh, I feel good ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good, oh, I feel good ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good,
oh, I feel good ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good, oh, I feel good ♪

♪ I feel good,
laid back, feet up ♪

♪ I know my money low,
I just re'd up ♪

♪ Chrome my car up,
no keys but ♪

♪ Left the Gucci store all G'd up ♪

♪ Yeah, on to the next one ♪

♪ If you see smoke,
that's our section ♪

♪ If you see hos,
that's our selection ♪

♪ At the strip club
during the recession ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good,
oh, I feel good ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good, oh, I feel good ♪

♪ Oh, I feel good,
oh, I feel good ♪

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