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- I can't shred wearing
that thing.

- Well, you can't shred with
a brain injury either, my man.

- I'm getting good.

- You're not skateboarding
without a helmet.

- Fine.
Then I won't skateboard.

- Have a good day.
- Yeah, bye.

- I wanna go home with you.

- I know, sweetie, but...

we can play together
after school.

- Fine-uh!

(James): With kids, every day
is filled with drama.

Have a good day.

(Astrid): Life is
an emotional rollercoaster

and you're along for the ride,

as they have feuds
with their friends...

(James): Grudges
with siblings...

(Astrid): Or fits of despair
because there's a spider.

- Don't give me that
"no breakfast" baloney.

I offered you a can of Clamato.
You didn't want it.

Okay, have fun.
No biting, okay?

Oh hey, neighbour.
- Hey, Rachel.

- Do you think uh,
Julia's gonna wake up
for her closing arguments?

- Not if Dr. Redondo
has his way.

- Yeah. You know, I'd like
to have my way with Dr. Redondo,

if you know what I mean.
- You are bad.

(James): Sometimes,
you get roped into
your kids little dramas.

Because you love them.

(Astrid): And because deep down,
we all crave a little drama.

- You may be an orthopedist,

but as an attorney...

you don't have a leg
to stand on, Dr. Braun.

- I don't need legs,
I have laws.

And if you break those,
you're going to jail.

(chuckles slyly)

- Oh, don't trust him.

(theme music)

- Your motion to check
my client's vitals

has been denied, Dr. Braun.

- Hmm.
- Jennifer Braun.

(Dr. Braun): Then let me
give you 30 cc's of truth.

I love you still.

(laughing)
- Order in the Hospital Court.

- Hello.
- Yeah. Yeah, no. Hi.

Ahem.
- Julia in a coma again?

- Oh is that?
I don't... This was just on.

- Oh.
- What's goin' on with you?

I thought you were supposed
to be at work?

- No, I booked it off
for dental work.

- Oh, what?
What dental work?

- None.
My teeth are perfect.

I lied so I could help Dawn

fix up the baby's nursery

and give her this
unbeatable gift.

A-doink, da-doink,
da-doink, da-donk.

- Oh.
- It's a baby wipes warmer.

She doesn't even know
this exists.

I'm so much smarter
at having babies than her.

- Way to flaunt your fertility.

(Dr. Braun): Don't you
dare Jennifer me.

- The defendant has six
months... to live.

- Okay, well, I guess I'm off
to blow my sister's mind.

- She's dying.

My client and your twin sister.

- No!

(laughing)
Did you see--

- Here it is.
We are almost there.

What do you think?

- Yeah, I thought
you needed help?

- Oh, yes, that's why
Zinnia stepped in.

Hmm.

- Oh, the baby's kicking.

- Yay, okay.
You know the drill.

(fake belly buzzing)

Feel the baby. Come on.

- I can feel her little
motor oscillating.

Dawn, are we taking
this too far?

- Astrid, just because
I'm too busy with work

to be actually pregnant,
doesn't mean I can't

replicate the experience.
(grunts)

- Okay.
Uh, I got you something.

- Oh.

(paper crinkling)

Oh, that's lovely.
- Ha.

- But Zinnia already got us
the Toasty Tushy 3000.

(eerie music)

- Zinnia got you a wipes warmer?

- Well, it was
her thoughtful idea,

so I asked her to buy it
with the credit card
Bo and I gave her.

Oh, have you seen
my Chanel watch?

Um... hmm.

You know, I have been
misplacing things lately.

Classic baby brain.
- Uh-huh.

(Zinnia): Oh, it's in the
kitchen by the milk frother.

- Hmm.
- I'll get it.

- Dawn, you gave her
a credit card?

Is that a good idea?
- Oh, please.

We've done our due diligence.

Police check, references,
DNA samples.

She is 100 percent legitimate,
and 30 percent Dutch.

Hmm?
(fake belly beeps)

Oh, my belly needs
new batteries.

I'll be back.

(Zinnia, quietly): Now
is not a good time.

They're watching me
all the time.

I literally wear a tracker.

(eerie music)

Well, hopefully
they won't find out

until after I'm long gone.

Okay, bye.

- As Cincinnati's top lawyer
and oncologist,

it's my job to perform
a biopsy on lies.

- You've gotta watch this show--

- James, my TV queue
is already very full, okay?

I got Raptors games.

I still haven't watched
"Succession."

You know what movie
I haven't seen? "Cloverfield."

That's how behind I am.

- Oh, hold on one second.
Hello?

(teacher): Mr. Berney,
Viv had an incident in class.

- Yes, I'll be right there.
Thank you.

(teacher): Thank you.

(Ennis): Hello?

- Sorry, there's uh,
been an incident at school.

I gotta pick Viv up.
- Incident?

That's what they say
when there's a chemical spill.

(James): When the teacher
wants to talk,

it's never about something cool,

like your kid's too smart
or they found a jewel.

You know it's gonna be bad.

It's just a matter of how bad.

- Viv's having a bad day

in the way that a volcano
might be having a bad day.

We had to clear the classroom.

(clicks tongue and inhales)

- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.

- Oh, sweetie.
It's okay. It's okay.

What um, what happened?

- I can't share who else
was involved

or the specifics
of what happened.

School policy.

- Some girls started
the Kitty Cat Meow Meow Crew

and I couldn't join
because I like dogs.

- Oh, that's so,
that's-that's very unfair.

You know, the Kitty
Kitty Meow Crack.

- The Kitty Cat Meow Meow Crew.
- Kitty Cat--

- Kitty Cat--
(Ms. Wu and Viv): Meow Meow.

- Um, well, I'm sure
that Ms. Wu

will make sure that
the Kitty Cat Meow Meow Crew

will um,
maybe be more inclusive.

- I can't tell kids how to play.
That's school policy.

I can't even get them
to stop throwing chalk.

That's not policy,
they just won't listen to me.

(James): Viv had a tough day.

Uh, so did Dawn like
your diaper thingy?

- Zinnia already got Dawn
a newer, better,

expensive-er baby wipe thingy.
- Hmm.

- Dawn doesn't need my stupid
help for anything.

- Oh, no, that's not true.
Dawn's always gonna need
your stupid help.

- No.
- You are her sister.

- Nah, she's got Zinnia
for everything.

Zinnia.
- Mm-hmm.

And?

- I do think she's scamming
her somehow.

- I'm sorry, go on.

- Well, I overheard her
on the phone.

- Uh-huh.
- And she was like,

"Dawn's such a dummy, she's not
gonna suspect a thing."

So, I don't know,
maybe I'm crazy but, ahem,

I think she's hiding something.

- It's very highly unlikely,
but there is a world

where Zinnia could be, you know,

trying to swindle Dawn
out of money and or her baby.

Perhaps colluding with
an ex-lover or an evil twin.

- You've OD'd on daytime
television.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
that's a fair point.

It's, you're right,
it's best to stay out of it.

I mean, even if Zinnia's
operating under some sort

of stolen identity, I mean,
Bo and Dawn are smart people.

They can figure it out
by themselves.

- James, I know
what you're doing.

And it's very effective.
I'm gonna go get some answers.

- I believe in you.

(suspicious music)

- Dawn?

Zinnia.

- Hi.

- That's a nice bracelet.
Where'd you get it?

- This uh, was a gift.

- Oh! Nice. From who?

- Um, what can I do for you?

- I need to talk to my sister.

- She went up to bed.
- It's 5:30.

- She's really tired these days,

and come to think of it,
so am I.

- Hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- I'm just gonna...

- It's bedtime.

- It'll just take a minute.

- Night, night.

Good night.

Careful of the baby.

(suspenseful music)

- Okay.

I'm so cool.

I know I am 'cause I'm a cat,
meow, meow, meow, meow.

Lucy, why don't you
wanna be my friend?

Is it because I smell like dog?
(Astrid): James.

- Sweetie, why don't you stop
playing with dolls

and come over here
and talk with us for a sec.

- You had a tough day, huh?

- I threw a chair.

- Not good. But we talked
about that,

about expressing emotions
especially in--

- What are their names?
- Missy Hissdemeanor, Doja Cat,

Little Sphynx,
and British Shorthair.

- These are children
or drag queens?

- Why don't you just play with
the kids who like dogs?

- I wanna hang out
with the Kitty Cat
Meow Meow Crew as a dog.

Why is that so hard
to understand?

- Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what, sweetie.

We can be your dog pack
anytime you want.

(barking)

(Viv giggles)

- Why don't you stay home
from school tomorrow?

Just take the day off
of the drama.

- Ruff!

(panting)
- Good barking.

- What?
Why can't I stay home?

I have three quizzes tomorrow.
Yeah, three.

And my hair?
Yeah, it's low-key skibidi.

I'm stressed!
But I guess that's not
important to you guys.

- No, of course,
it's important, buddy.

I know that you're stressed.
- How do you know what I feel?

- 'Cause you just told me.

You wanna talk about it?
- I want to live my life.

- Wah.
- I would love to see

how this angst manifests
via guitar.

- Oh, see that's,
that's why you're the one.

(gentle music)

And how is Viv's
day off going?

- Perfect.
- Yeah?

That's good 'cause
you know this is a one-time
only thing, right?

You're going back
to school tomorrow.

- Time will tell.
(knocking at door)

- Hey!

Thought I'd come over
for a little Hospital
Court watch party!

- Oh, it's actually
not a great time, Rach,

'cause um, Viv's got
a tummy ache.

- Oh, that's perfect, actually,

'cause my chemtrail app
says that it's a heavy day

so I'm keeping
Dynasty home, too.

- Okay, hey, sweetie.
- British Shorthair!

(hisses)
(barks)

(hissing and barking continues)

- Is this a sacrifice?
I didn't read the entire email.

- Company retreats trick people
into believing

that their co-workers
are their friends.

It's a lie that
boosts output. Hi!

(Bo): This animal is one of
our most valuable colleagues.

The blankets on your back
once used to roam these fields.

(sheep bleat)

Huh, let's meditate
on that, hmm?

- What do we do?
- Just do this.

(sheep bleating)
(Astrid): Bo! Bo!

- Is that the sheep?
(Astrid): Bo?

Oh, there's a path?
Come on!

Hello.

Dawn said you were at a retreat.

She didn't say anything
about a ritual.

- We are connected
to the life cycle of wool.

Mwah! Is something wrong?

- Nothing wrong with a group
of buddies with a shared sense
of purp-a-a-a-se.

(all laugh)

- That's good.
- Astrid.

- Marla. Bo.
- Hmm. Oh.

- Have you noticed
anything weird about Zinnia?

She's been wearing
expensive jewelry,

using your credit card,
raising my suspicion.

- I can assure you,
Zinnia's one of the least
suspicious people I know.

Even so, we track her every move
with Surro-Gate Keeper.

Oh, look, she's on her
lunchtime stroll.

- She's stopping for lunch
at a place called Pawns 'R' Us.

- Hmm.
- Bo,

if she's pawning your jewelry,

that's a gateway into
pawning your baby.

(laughing)
- I mean...

(sheep bleats)
Ennis!

Ennis.
(Ennis): What?

- Don't feed Hilda junk.
(Ennis): I wasn't.

- Okay, I, I think this is just
a case of kids being kids.

- Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

- So all that's left to do is
for Dynasty to apologize to Viv.

- Is that why you
invited us here?

(mysterious piano music)

To trick us into
your little apology plan?

- I didn't invite you, Rachel.

- You have a lot of nerve
accusing my daughter.

- Viv faked a tummy ache
because of Dynasty.

- Where's the evidence?
You know what?

Don't tell me.
I don't believe in evidence.

- Look, Rachel,
all that needs to happen here

is just a simple apology.

- I don't believe
in apologies either.

(chuckling)

(sighing)

- Well, that's a good one,
Rachel,

because apologies are real.

Unlike chemtrails.
- Ha!

You fool.

- If you think it's okay
for Dynasty to exclude Viv,

then maybe you and your daughter
should leave my house.

- Your wife is gonna
hear about this, James.

Mark my words.

Dynasty, let's go.

Dynasty!

(Dawn): Can I just say
that I'm so touched
you asked me to lunch?

(Astrid): Yeah, mm-hmm, sure.
- I'm ravenous.

Eating for two
is a full-time job.

I'm craving Italian.

Oh, I could murder
a lasagna right now.

A whole lasagna.
I am that pregnant.

- Not pregnant.

- Are we going to eat?
- Uh, no, we are not.

Okay, Dawn, don't freak out,

but I have reason to believe
that Zinnia

is stealing your stuff and
pawning it off for more money.

- I knew you couldn't
leave well enough alone
when it came to Zinnia.

You are so judgmental
of everything I do.

- Hey, no, this has nothing
to do with being judgmental.

I am watching out
for you, Dawn.

Your surrogate
is swiping your stuff

from right under
that pretty, little nose.

- I need you to take me home.

- Oh.
- Immediately.

- Look! There she is.

Looks like she's waiting
for someone.

Who are you waiting for?

- Oh.

(Rachel): Dynasty!

(James): Will you stop
screaming in my house, please?

- No! I'm outraged!

Where am I going?
- First door on your left.

- Oh.
(girls giggling)

Dynasty.

- Hi, cat. I'm dog.
Can we be friends?

- Meow! That means yes
in my language.

(Dynasty yips)
- Now, you don't have

to ask permission, Viv.
You're a proud dog person.

If anything, Dynasty should be
asking for forgiveness
for hurting your feelings.

- Oh, oh, Dynasty,
don't listen to this man.

He doesn't even believe
that the government controls

the weather with chemtrails.
- Correct, I don't.

- Okay, so what do you
believe in, hmm?

The Easter Bunny?
Santa Claus?

- Yes, obviously.
- Yeah.

- Mommy, can me and Viv
have a sleepover?

Please?
- Yeah, yeah, please?

(barks)
(Dynasty meowing)

- I don't think
that's a great idea, honey.

James just kicked us out
of his house.

(Viv gasps)

- Aw, she's reading
the book I gave her. Look.

- Just wait, okay?

She's gonna go in there
any second and sell
some of your stuff.

That's why she's been coming
here every day.

Look!

Dawn, isn't that your watch?

- We wear the same clothes.

We might as well wear
the same jewelry.

It's really important
that we're fully in sync.

- Okay, whatever.
So this was all nothing then.

I was just trying
to do something nice for you
with the baby wipes.

Okay? You know, I feel like
you've completely left me out

of this second baby journey and
you've replaced me with Zinnia.

- Oh, Astrid.

Zinnia is paid to help me.
A lot.

And second, I don't run
everything by you

because I know
you'll just make fun of me.

I thought your home birth
with Felix was weird and witchy,

but I was there for it.

I thought you having
a third kid was really dumb,

but I'm happy you did it.

- I hear you. You're right.

Okay, I, I promise to be more
supportive and not judgmental.

Dawn, I love you.
I, I just want...

Oh, what the what?!

(gasps)

Oh! Oh, no.
No, no, no!

(laughing excitedly)

- Dawn, Astrid, um, uh,
what are you guys doing here?

Do you also go to this bakery?

- I knew you were
up to something.

In your face.
In your face!

In your face, sis! Boom!

- Don't mind if I do.
- No.

(barks)
(girls laugh)

- Look, things got
a little bit heated,

but the kids seem great now.

And even though you don't
believe in apologies, I'm sorry.

- Well, I believe
in receiving apologies.

(chuckles)
But I get it.

I would kill for Dynasty.
(girls): Please.

(Viv): Please, Dad, please.
- Like, vicious murder.

(mysterious piano music)

Wouldn't even take me
very much to get there.

- Anyway, I think we should
do this sleepover at some point.

(girls): Yeah!

- Okay. Um, what time
should I pick her up tomorrow?

- Huh? Oh, no.
I didn't mean that.

(girls): Sleepover!
Sleepover!

- Uh.

- Bye!

- What do you two have
to say for yourselves?

- Oh, you got so much
to answer for, my girl.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my goodness.

Secret relationship?
- Mm-hmm.

- Stealing from Dawn?
- Mm-hmm.

- Child endangerment?
Breach of contract?

Kidnapping, question mark.
- What?

No, just, just the secret
relationship.

I haven't done
any of those things.

- It's not a big deal,
all right?

We just hit it off
and we didn't wanna

freak everybody out
so we kept it quiet.

Which then ended up being
quite hot and exciting

for the both of us.
- Ugh!

- I held him off
as long as I could.

But he smells like a wet forest
and I like that.

- She always smells
like waffles. Like, always.

- Stop it, stop it.
- Doesn't matter
what time it is.

- Also, this is insane.
I don't need to be followed

by you or wear the same
clothes as you.

Stop Single-White-Female-ing me!
- Ah!

- How dare you betray
my sister like this!

She's pregnant!
- No, she's not. I am!

- Oh.

(sighs)

- I don't understand
why you two thought
you had to sneak around.

Our relationship is based
on trust

and an exhaustive legal contract
that allows you

to have personal relationships,

as long as it doesn't
injure the baby.

- Child endangerment. Don't.

- Okay, I don't even
see how I could.

Thank you for the...
But we won't.

- We won't.
- We won't.

- I know.

Because we'll be watching.

- Okay.

Yeah, okay.

- Can you not.
- Yep.

- Stop pointing down
there, please?

Thank you. I hope not.

I hope not everything.

(gentle music)

(James): Viv?

Let's go!

Okay, yes, very nice.

(Astrid): When you have kids,
drama is impossible to avoid.

Like while one kid has
a meltdown because they can't
find missing socks.

(James): The other kid
thinks you're the worst
parent in the world

because you won't let them play
in the oven.

(Astrid): But drama isn't
necessarily a bad thing.

For one, it can be pretty
entertaining.

(James): Hmm,
like when Dr. Redondo
learned his dermatologist

was legally his sister.
(Astrid): What a delicious
scandal.

- Oh, the baby's kicking.

(Astrid): That, and because
where there's drama,

there's an opportunity
to show that you care.

(fake belly buzzing)

(Dawn): Aw.

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