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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,235 --> 00:02:28,487 What name did you use? 2 00:02:28,987 --> 00:02:30,238 Liza Dolittle. 3 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:32,032 No, silly, I used my own. 4 00:02:36,453 --> 00:02:37,496 Want to use the bathroom? 5 00:02:38,038 --> 00:02:39,498 Ken, don't rush. 6 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,291 Can't we just talk for a little while? 7 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,002 Oh, you know I'd love to, but I have rehearsals. 8 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:47,589 You still don't think I can make it, do you? 9 00:02:49,091 --> 00:02:50,217 What's there to talk about? 10 00:02:51,134 --> 00:02:52,803 Well, when are we going to talk about it? 11 00:02:53,136 --> 00:02:54,346 You know I'm leaving tomorrow. 12 00:02:54,763 --> 00:02:55,564 Okay. 13 00:02:55,764 --> 00:02:57,015 I still think it's a mistake. 14 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,395 Thousands of girls every year go to New York 15 00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:02,946 and fall on their faces. 16 00:03:03,146 --> 00:03:04,606 They're all hoping to succeed. 17 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:08,410 Most of them end up as broken down waitresses, or doing trade shows. 18 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:11,988 Now, is that what you want to go down, huh? 19 00:03:12,823 --> 00:03:15,992 Now, you only got a year left to do in graduate school, huh? 20 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:18,120 Now, you don't want to blow it all now. For what? 21 00:03:18,537 --> 00:03:20,539 What's a degree in drama going to get me, huh? 22 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:21,707 A teaching job? 23 00:03:21,998 --> 00:03:22,999 Listen, you teach. 24 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,636 Besides, you know how hard those jobs are to get. 25 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:29,131 I've stood at the job boards and watched those other drooling grad students, 26 00:03:29,331 --> 00:03:32,426 just aching for a junior high school spot in the middle of nowhere. 27 00:03:33,093 --> 00:03:34,386 I want to give it a try. 28 00:03:34,678 --> 00:03:36,471 I don't want to look back with regret. 29 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,891 You know, "If only I had gone to New York, I could've been on Broadway." 30 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:44,104 Besides, Ted, you said I was good. 31 00:03:45,897 --> 00:03:49,276 You said my acting had a spiritual aesthetic. 32 00:03:49,776 --> 00:03:51,278 You're not wrong. I'm sure you do. 33 00:03:52,446 --> 00:03:53,864 Listen to me, damn it. 34 00:03:54,698 --> 00:03:55,666 Okay. 35 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:57,576 You wanted my opinion, I gave it to you. 36 00:03:58,201 --> 00:03:59,202 Stay. 37 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:00,454 Do you really want me to? 38 00:04:00,912 --> 00:04:01,880 Of course I do. 39 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,541 Why do you think I've taken these chances to be with you, huh? 40 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,376 Look what I've got. 41 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,588 - Ted. - Come on, take it. 42 00:04:10,964 --> 00:04:12,132 Come on. 43 00:04:13,091 --> 00:04:14,092 Put your lips on it. 44 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,261 Come on, baby. 45 00:04:17,763 --> 00:04:18,764 Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. 46 00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:21,316 Come on. 47 00:04:21,516 --> 00:04:22,517 Yeah, like that. 48 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:24,186 Oh, yeah. 49 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:25,988 Oh, yeah. 50 00:04:26,188 --> 00:04:27,272 Oh, God. 51 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,150 Oh, you are so special. 52 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:31,985 Ted. 53 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:38,033 Oh, yeah, yeah. 54 00:04:41,119 --> 00:04:41,712 Oh, listen. 55 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:43,413 Oh, take those panties off. Oh, God. 56 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,248 I want some of that right now. 57 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:46,249 It's been so long. 58 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,844 - What about Arlene? - Oh, God. 59 00:04:49,044 --> 00:04:50,262 I haven't touched her in a year. 60 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:51,963 Then why are you still with her? 61 00:04:53,882 --> 00:04:55,300 Oh, don't mind that now. I want you. 62 00:05:02,891 --> 00:05:04,267 Oh, Ted. 63 00:05:04,768 --> 00:05:06,478 Kiss me. Please, I'm not ready. 64 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:07,687 Oh! 65 00:05:21,743 --> 00:05:22,894 - Oh, God. - Not so fast. 66 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:24,246 Oh, God, it feels so good. 67 00:05:31,419 --> 00:05:32,262 No. Not yet. 68 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,714 Yes. Baby, come on. 69 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:37,684 No, honey, hold on. Hold on. 70 00:05:37,884 --> 00:05:39,094 No, not yet. 71 00:05:39,427 --> 00:05:40,646 No, not yet. 72 00:05:40,846 --> 00:05:43,265 No. No. No. 73 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,533 Ted. 74 00:06:04,077 --> 00:06:05,078 Oh, honey. 75 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:08,173 Tell me you love me. 76 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:09,541 Oh. 77 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:10,792 Oh, sure. 78 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:12,586 Oh, baby, I love you. 79 00:06:24,222 --> 00:06:26,016 You're serious about this New York thing, huh? 80 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,477 Well, what about us? 81 00:06:31,187 --> 00:06:32,188 Well, that's up to you. 82 00:06:33,982 --> 00:06:35,775 You know you're the only woman I care about. 83 00:06:36,735 --> 00:06:37,736 Your wife? 84 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:40,780 You know I can't leave her. She can't function without me. 85 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:42,786 You've got to trust me on this. 86 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,084 Listen, we got a good thing going. 87 00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:45,785 Come on, let's not lose it, huh? 88 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:49,205 Then you'll come and see me in New York? 89 00:06:50,373 --> 00:06:53,501 l guess if I can't change your mind, I'll come and see you every week. 90 00:06:56,087 --> 00:06:57,380 Get yourself a little apartment. 91 00:06:58,131 --> 00:06:59,224 We can fuck all night, huh? 92 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,343 How do you like that, my itty-bitty darling, huh? 93 00:07:03,094 --> 00:07:04,095 Sounds great. 94 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:05,814 Oh, Jesus, I got to go. 95 00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:06,857 Chekhov calls. 96 00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:09,309 Listen, what do I owe you for the room? 97 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:12,729 - Forget about it. - Well, here. 98 00:07:16,191 --> 00:07:20,570 Remember, when you accept your Tony, don't forget who got you your start. 99 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,061 Billie. 100 00:07:54,437 --> 00:07:55,438 Billie! 101 00:08:00,819 --> 00:08:01,820 Billie, I want to talk to you. 102 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:04,447 Billie, give me a minute. 103 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:07,918 Billie, you walked right out. 104 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:09,628 You didn't even give me a chance. 105 00:08:09,828 --> 00:08:10,629 I don't want to talk about it. 106 00:08:10,829 --> 00:08:12,539 I'm done. I quit. I'm through with hustling. 107 00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:14,186 For good. - I've heard that before. 108 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:15,834 Listen, you can't leave like this. 109 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:18,003 You have other people to consider. 110 00:08:18,378 --> 00:08:19,763 I only have one person to consider. 111 00:08:19,963 --> 00:08:22,841 Myself. - Honey, you've got a lot to learn. 112 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,592 You're a fucking whore. 113 00:08:25,218 --> 00:08:26,219 Was. 114 00:08:26,594 --> 00:08:27,595 I've got a job. 115 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:28,596 Areal job. 116 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:30,807 Look, baby, we've got clients, and every day 117 00:08:31,007 --> 00:08:32,726 that you're out, we're losing big bucks. 118 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,894 Didn't I treat you right, Billie? 119 00:08:35,562 --> 00:08:37,355 Didn't I give you everything you needed? 120 00:08:37,605 --> 00:08:38,815 Like three times in jail? 121 00:08:39,858 --> 00:08:40,826 I bailed you out. 122 00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:42,027 What about the clap? 123 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:43,365 I got you a doctor. 124 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,120 A very good man. 125 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,450 The mayor's own doctor. 126 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,623 What more could you want? 127 00:08:46,823 --> 00:08:48,867 What about a future? Can't find one on your back. 128 00:08:49,409 --> 00:08:50,785 Oh, big fucking deal. 129 00:08:50,985 --> 00:08:51,786 Once a night. 130 00:08:52,412 --> 00:08:53,830 You know, you have really got it good. 131 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:56,666 How do you expect to keep yourself dressed like that? 132 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,461 What about the trips to Palm Springs? 133 00:09:00,295 --> 00:09:01,296 Look at this apartment. 134 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:03,506 Ming ain't cheap, sweetheart. 135 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:06,351 You've got a job that's going to pay for all of this? 136 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:07,802 None of your goddamn business. 137 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,345 Probably not. 138 00:09:10,472 --> 00:09:11,598 But I do care about you, Billie, 139 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:13,725 and I don't want to see you get hurt. 140 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:14,876 Don't worry, 141 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:15,977 I'll survive. 142 00:09:16,227 --> 00:09:19,397 And if you're concerned about how I'm going to keep this apartment, I've solved it. 143 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:20,824 Oh? 144 00:09:21,024 --> 00:09:22,067 Find a daddy? 145 00:09:22,484 --> 00:09:23,743 I'm getting roommates. 146 00:09:23,943 --> 00:09:24,995 Roommates? 147 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:26,946 Oh, I can hear it now. 148 00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:29,291 "Oh, we'll put the stereo in the living room 149 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:31,668 and we'll put the Donny Osmond poster over there, 150 00:09:31,868 --> 00:09:33,953 and the incense holder over there." 151 00:09:34,162 --> 00:09:35,497 Jesus. 152 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:38,374 I see you've really thought this one out, haven't you? 153 00:09:42,295 --> 00:09:43,379 I guess I'm just wasting my time. 154 00:09:45,465 --> 00:09:47,967 I suppose you know that you can't close the door on your past 155 00:09:48,802 --> 00:09:50,220 and it always comes back to you. 156 00:09:50,929 --> 00:09:51,930 It always does. 157 00:09:52,806 --> 00:09:53,807 Always. 158 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:56,768 Billie, 159 00:09:57,769 --> 00:10:02,190 I just want you to know that you've been very special to me. 160 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:05,568 Very special, goddammit. 161 00:10:27,882 --> 00:10:28,883 Hello? 162 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:30,552 Yes, itis. 163 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:32,804 Oh, the ad. 164 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:35,348 Yes, I still have the two rooms available. 165 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:37,225 They're both quite nice. 166 00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:41,229 You'll have access to the living room and full kitchen, 167 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:43,439 and there's lots of light. 168 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:45,275 Do you like plants? 169 00:10:47,277 --> 00:10:48,278 All right, that's good. 170 00:10:48,486 --> 00:10:49,496 That's good, that's fine. 171 00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:50,697 Look at me. 172 00:10:50,947 --> 00:10:52,198 All right, a little more. 173 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:53,908 Here, now - Okay. 174 00:10:54,108 --> 00:10:54,909 No, no. Look. 175 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:57,871 Defiant and - Yeah, that's the one. 176 00:10:58,079 --> 00:10:59,089 Yeah, that's it! 177 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,840 That's it, all right. Yes. 178 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,425 No, no, no, no. Give me some hair. 179 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,294 Shake the hair. Shake it. 180 00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:05,628 Yes, yes, yes, 181 00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:07,097 yes, yes. 182 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:09,048 Okay, great. Right into the camera. 183 00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:10,934 Yes, good. 184 00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:12,143 Yes, all right! 185 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:13,386 Okay, take five. 186 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,145 Steve, turn the lights. 187 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:15,513 I've got to change film. 188 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:25,732 - I've got plenty of this stuff. - Yeah? 189 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:27,525 Any time you want it, beautiful. 190 00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,321 Oh. How about ludes? 191 00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:32,080 Sure. 192 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,657 Toolies, greenies, acid, horseshit. 193 00:11:35,658 --> 00:11:37,493 Maybe you can stop by my place later. 194 00:11:38,286 --> 00:11:43,291 Sit around, get high, and, uh... you know. 195 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,876 Mm, maybe. 196 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:46,836 I don't know, I'm moving my stuff. 197 00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:48,213 Moving? 198 00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:49,756 I'm sharing an apartment. 199 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:53,551 Aren't you going back to LA? 200 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:55,178 No. 201 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,180 I think I'm giving New York a shot. 202 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,399 I'm so tired of those Hollywood jerk-offs. 203 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:00,734 All right. 204 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:02,727 Cut the crap, let's get back to work. 205 00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:04,571 See you later? 206 00:12:04,771 --> 00:12:05,772 Sure. 207 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:16,699 Hi, I'm Sherry. 208 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:19,369 - Yeah? - I'm supposed to be moving in. 209 00:12:19,702 --> 00:12:21,120 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! 210 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:22,130 Come on in. 211 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,331 Gosh, I'm sorry. 212 00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:26,009 Billie? 213 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:27,710 It's the new girl. She's here. 214 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:31,056 I'm Joan Harmon. 215 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:32,465 I just moved in yesterday. 216 00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:34,184 Oh, there you are. 217 00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:35,602 We thought you'd be here this morning. 218 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:37,512 Yes, but I forgot I had a job this morning. 219 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,430 - What do you do? - I model. 220 00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:41,149 The Magdalene Agency? 221 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:43,610 Their girls are in Glamour, Vogue. 222 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:44,852 Oh, Vogue. Really? 223 00:12:45,061 --> 00:12:45,820 Where'd you go to school? 224 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:46,946 Where do you want me? 225 00:12:47,146 --> 00:12:47,906 Oh, shit. 226 00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:48,907 I'm sorry. 227 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:51,150 Right this way. Your room is the one in the back. 228 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,069 I think you'll like this. Plenty of light. 229 00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:55,405 Our fields aren't really that far apart. 230 00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:57,282 I'm an actress. 231 00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:02,837 Hello? 232 00:13:03,037 --> 00:13:04,038 Yeah, hold on. 233 00:13:05,123 --> 00:13:06,124 Billie, it's for you. 234 00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:10,503 As I was saying, I'm an actress. 235 00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,171 In theater. - Hello? 236 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:14,933 I told you not to call here anymore. 237 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,259 I'm out of the business. 238 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,202 I don't care what she said. 239 00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:19,762 Why don't you go fuck her? 240 00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:24,734 No. You see, I'm just getting started, but tomorrow's my big day. 241 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,644 It's my first audition. 242 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,571 - A musical? - No. 243 00:13:28,771 --> 00:13:30,115 I'm mean, musicals are fine. 244 00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:31,774 Something like West Side Story. 245 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:35,486 I want to do something serious, like Euripides. 246 00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:36,696 That's an old one. 247 00:13:36,904 --> 00:13:39,657 I don't know about either of you girls, but I could sure use a drink. 248 00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:41,367 - What you got? - Almost anything. 249 00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:43,253 How about Jack Daniels, straight up? 250 00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,579 You got it. Joan? 251 00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:47,206 Fine. I'll have the same thing, 252 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:48,916 with orange juice, please. 253 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,501 Are you sure? 254 00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:54,422 Oh, before I forget, I'm having the phone number changed. 255 00:13:54,622 --> 00:13:55,306 Oh, good. 256 00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:57,091 Billie tells me you're from California. 257 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,259 You have family there? 258 00:13:58,468 --> 00:13:59,435 Sort of. My mom. 259 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:02,263 Oh, she must really be excited about you moving to New York, huh? 260 00:14:02,805 --> 00:14:03,606 Not really. 261 00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:04,807 We don't get along. 262 00:14:05,516 --> 00:14:07,101 What's there to do in this neighborhood? 263 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:10,864 Oh, the usual assortment of discos, dives, single bars. 264 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:12,190 All ready to fuck you over. 265 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,568 Well, let's do it. 266 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,111 What? 267 00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:19,330 Here's to both of you. 268 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,948 May you pay your rent on the first. 269 00:14:43,429 --> 00:14:45,264 I probably shouldn't wait for Ken. 270 00:14:45,598 --> 00:14:47,016 He'll never leave his wife. 271 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:48,976 Oh, but I don't know. 272 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:50,478 I can't help it. 273 00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:52,772 I think I love him. 274 00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:55,024 Does he love you? 275 00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:56,484 What? I don't know. 276 00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:00,822 God, he would love it here. 277 00:15:01,572 --> 00:15:03,116 He loves natural theater. 278 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:06,127 Hey. 279 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:07,578 Hey, what's she sniffing? 280 00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:09,297 Amyl. 281 00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:10,498 What? 282 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,291 You know, poppers? 283 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,501 Oh! 284 00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:15,253 Poppers? 285 00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:37,275 - I don't know about you - - What? 286 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:40,903 I don't know about you, but tomorrow I've got to go to work. 287 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:41,988 I want to be fresh. 288 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:44,365 You really like doing those commercials? 289 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:47,410 Oh, yeah, I always wanted to work in film. 290 00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:50,997 I know Assistant Production Manager doesn't sound so great, 291 00:15:51,539 --> 00:15:54,801 but in this company, I feel that I've got a future. 292 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:55,718 What? 293 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,920 Someday, I feel I've got a future. 294 00:15:58,254 --> 00:16:02,383 Someday, I might even be a producer for a Sherry Lansing movie. 295 00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:21,903 You guys, I hate to break up a party, but we're going to split. 296 00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:23,738 With that guy? 297 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:25,323 You don't even know him. 298 00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:26,824 So what? 299 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:28,743 Isn't that dangerous? 300 00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,495 That's what makes it more fun. 301 00:16:30,745 --> 00:16:31,746 See you, guys. 302 00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:37,126 Don't worry, Joanie. She can handle herself. 303 00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:39,462 Oh. 304 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,101 Stay here. 305 00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:46,302 Right there. 306 00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:55,645 Well, come on in. 307 00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,782 What do you think? 308 00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,400 You dig the place? 309 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:03,661 Nice. 310 00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:07,073 - Where are the ludes? - Ludes? 311 00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,000 Oh, one second. 312 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,001 I'll get it. 313 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,202 Stay right there. 314 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:21,879 Take that. 315 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,091 I'll get it for you, I'll be right back. 316 00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:49,332 You know what I want to do? 317 00:17:49,532 --> 00:17:50,533 What? 318 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,205 I want to fuck you. 319 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,207 Wait a second. 320 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,418 Take one of these. 321 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,251 You're still here? 322 00:21:29,794 --> 00:21:30,961 About time you got up. 323 00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:33,589 I got a job to get to, y'know. 324 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,424 Where am 1? 325 00:21:35,716 --> 00:21:36,309 You're in Queens. 326 00:21:36,509 --> 00:21:37,968 Where the fuck do you think you are? 327 00:21:38,969 --> 00:21:39,970 Queens? 328 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,931 As in New York. You ever hear of it? 329 00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,227 Just show me how to get back to 77th Street, okay? 330 00:21:46,852 --> 00:21:47,853 Out there. 331 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,377 That son of a bitch. 332 00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:16,841 For five years, I really believed I was helpless. 333 00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:19,844 Like some kind of a pet. 334 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:23,305 Every time I talked about a career, 335 00:22:24,056 --> 00:22:25,724 he put me down. 336 00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:29,362 Excuse me, but let's try this with a sense of honesty, okay? 337 00:22:29,562 --> 00:22:31,522 Now, what's your New York background? 338 00:22:31,939 --> 00:22:36,869 Well, I really don't have any, but I've gotten loads of experience. 339 00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:41,574 No, I'm sorry, but we really need people with Broadway credits. 340 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:42,541 I'm really sorry. 341 00:22:42,741 --> 00:22:45,035 My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, 342 00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:48,038 or else my heart concealing it will break, 343 00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:52,468 and rather than its shell, I will be free even to the uttermost 344 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:54,128 as I please in words. 345 00:22:54,879 --> 00:22:57,464 Pardon me, but can we try with a little more gusto? 346 00:22:57,664 --> 00:22:58,465 I mean, passion. 347 00:22:59,425 --> 00:23:00,267 Yes, dear. 348 00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,467 How old are you? 349 00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:04,471 Well, I just turned 25 last week. 350 00:23:04,805 --> 00:23:05,606 Oh, I'm really sorry. 351 00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:07,099 You're much too old for the part. 352 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:11,779 Well, I work with Joseph Papp on off-Broadway. 353 00:23:11,979 --> 00:23:13,606 You might've seen me in Desire Under the Elm. 354 00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:14,407 Thank you. 355 00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:16,567 I've been working on a modern choreograph - 356 00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:17,568 Dancing? 357 00:23:19,987 --> 00:23:20,830 I'm sorry, 358 00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,031 I'm not a dancer. 359 00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,533 I just turned 21 last week. 360 00:23:25,326 --> 00:23:29,496 Well, we were looking for someone with a little bit more maturity. 361 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:31,165 Dance? 362 00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:33,792 Well, you ever hear of Martha Graham? 363 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,519 Help! 364 00:23:43,719 --> 00:23:45,012 Help, police! 365 00:23:46,221 --> 00:23:49,767 If they would've bought Simmons luggage, that would've never happened. 366 00:23:50,184 --> 00:23:52,394 Simmons luggage is rugged, durable, 367 00:23:52,594 --> 00:23:53,395 and heavy. 368 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,065 Cut. 369 00:23:56,523 --> 00:23:57,524 Okay. 370 00:23:58,484 --> 00:23:59,777 Let's all take it from the top. 371 00:24:00,653 --> 00:24:01,328 Again. 372 00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:02,329 Okay. 373 00:24:02,529 --> 00:24:03,572 Have you got the bands arranged for tomorrow? 374 00:24:03,772 --> 00:24:05,374 Yeah, they'll be on location at 2:00. 375 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,368 It took a little arm twisting, but I got them. 376 00:24:07,993 --> 00:24:10,212 You know, Ron, I am worried about the Angela Jean spot. 377 00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:12,047 That director hasn't picked a girl yet. 378 00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:13,257 Well, find someone for him. 379 00:24:13,457 --> 00:24:14,917 - You trust me? - Trust you? 380 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:17,294 After a week, you handle the business like an old pro. 381 00:24:17,544 --> 00:24:18,804 Call the agencies and get a model. 382 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,255 - You got it. - Hey, Marv. 383 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:21,974 You haven't met Marv yet, have you? 384 00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:23,225 He's our sales rep. 385 00:24:23,425 --> 00:24:25,302 Mary, I want you to meet our newest hot shot. 386 00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:27,229 Billie, long time no see. 387 00:24:27,429 --> 00:24:28,606 - You know each other? - Oh, sure. 388 00:24:28,806 --> 00:24:30,808 Billie and I settled a few deals together. 389 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:33,727 Worked rather closely, too, I might add. 390 00:24:34,144 --> 00:24:35,437 That was a long time ago. 391 00:24:35,813 --> 00:24:36,814 Excuse me. 392 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,441 She's a real pro. 393 00:24:41,276 --> 00:24:42,277 Sarah, 394 00:24:42,528 --> 00:24:44,279 I want you to sit down with me for a minute. 395 00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:46,115 Yeah, Pa? 396 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:48,450 - I stopped by McNulty's today. - Okay. 397 00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:49,785 Who's the next victim? - l am. 398 00:24:50,536 --> 00:24:51,462 I'm Joan Harmon. 399 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:53,330 - I'm Eddie. - Nice to meet you, Eddie. 400 00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:57,551 As you can see, I've been with ACTF, we're performing at the KV Center - 401 00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:59,220 Hey, relax. 402 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:00,421 This is not Broadway, you know. 403 00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:02,047 It's only a little showcase. 404 00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:03,382 l know. 405 00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:05,100 I really want that part. 406 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,468 You want to be my sister, huh? 407 00:25:06,668 --> 00:25:07,394 Are you in it? 408 00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:09,021 Yeah, I was cast last week. 409 00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:10,189 Blackmail. 410 00:25:10,389 --> 00:25:11,732 I typed his lousy script up. 411 00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:12,525 Great. 412 00:25:12,725 --> 00:25:14,293 Listen, can I give you a suggestion? 413 00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,061 - Sure. - If you really want the part, 414 00:25:16,478 --> 00:25:17,771 he's looking for someone sexy. 415 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:19,740 Sexy? I - 416 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:21,283 Yeah. First, get rid of the glasses. 417 00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:22,776 I can't read without them. 418 00:25:22,976 --> 00:25:24,236 Fake it. Fake it. 419 00:25:24,987 --> 00:25:26,238 Here, let the hair down. 420 00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:29,616 Thank you. 421 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,076 We'll get in touch with you. 422 00:25:31,744 --> 00:25:33,287 Eddie, who's next? 423 00:25:33,579 --> 00:25:36,999 This is Joan Harmon and she studied with Gadg. 424 00:25:37,499 --> 00:25:39,043 Kazan. Really? 425 00:25:39,293 --> 00:25:43,172 How long were you with him? - Just for a very short time. 426 00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,011 Okay. Here, just get up on page 29. 427 00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:53,223 You ready? 428 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,850 Yeah, I think so. 429 00:25:55,809 --> 00:25:56,810 Sarah, 430 00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:59,021 I want you to sit down with me for a minute. 431 00:25:59,897 --> 00:26:00,898 Yeah, Pa? 432 00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:03,817 I stopped by McNulty's today. 433 00:26:04,401 --> 00:26:05,527 What'd you do that for? 434 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:07,988 Pa, I'm sticking by Sarah's side. 435 00:26:11,992 --> 00:26:14,036 Pa, I'm sticking by Sarah's side. 436 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:18,957 Pa, I'm sticking by Sarah's side. - I got it. 437 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,334 I got the part. 438 00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:23,003 I don't know how to thank you, but thank you. 439 00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:25,506 Well, then, there, sis, seeing now that we're family, 440 00:26:25,706 --> 00:26:27,091 how about joining me for some grub? 441 00:26:27,841 --> 00:26:28,842 Lunch? 442 00:26:29,635 --> 00:26:31,637 Well, I don't really have time and I had an awfully late breakfast, 443 00:26:31,837 --> 00:26:34,598 but thank you. I - - Joanie, you have nothing to worry about. 444 00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:36,100 I'm gay. 445 00:26:37,101 --> 00:26:40,104 Oh, well, I didn't... l... aw, shit. 446 00:26:40,437 --> 00:26:42,189 Well? Lunch? 447 00:26:43,273 --> 00:26:44,325 - Okay. - Terrific. 448 00:26:44,525 --> 00:26:47,036 Listen, I know this fantastic place, overlooks the Hudson. 449 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:49,947 The food is superb and the atmosphere is tops. 450 00:26:55,202 --> 00:26:56,337 Good food, good view. 451 00:26:56,537 --> 00:26:57,704 Eddie, this is great. 452 00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,666 Three weeks of rehearsal, my first New York play. 453 00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:02,209 God, I can't wait to get started. 454 00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:06,463 Oh, you'll get over it as soon as you see your first paycheck: zilch. 455 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,590 I don't care, it's theater. 456 00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,802 I still have to find a job, something that pays some money. 457 00:27:13,303 --> 00:27:14,304 Are you proud? 458 00:27:14,847 --> 00:27:15,648 Can't afford to be. 459 00:27:15,848 --> 00:27:18,225 Good. Listen, there's a job opening where I work. 460 00:27:18,851 --> 00:27:20,936 Long hours, short pay, good food. 461 00:27:21,478 --> 00:27:22,604 By the way, you're eating it. 462 00:27:22,804 --> 00:27:23,605 Last night's special. 463 00:27:24,106 --> 00:27:25,607 - A waitressing job? - Yeah. 464 00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:27,067 Well, can you get me in? 465 00:27:27,401 --> 00:27:28,402 Can I get you in? 466 00:27:28,610 --> 00:27:31,113 I'm the Maitre d' and you are hired. 467 00:27:34,908 --> 00:27:35,993 I got the one on the left. 468 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,329 - Oh, I wasn't - - Mm-hmm. 469 00:27:40,914 --> 00:27:41,924 It's incredible! 470 00:27:42,124 --> 00:27:43,467 Two jobs in one day! 471 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,136 Of course, one pays and one doesn't, but who cares? 472 00:27:46,336 --> 00:27:49,423 After all, Bernhardt had to suffer too, didn't she? 473 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,008 Didn't she die of TB? 474 00:27:52,176 --> 00:27:53,427 Oh, and you've got to meet Eddie. 475 00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:54,228 Oh, this guy is great. 476 00:27:54,428 --> 00:27:55,854 You'll love him. - Watch out. 477 00:27:56,054 --> 00:27:57,372 Could be dangerous. - What? 478 00:27:57,572 --> 00:27:58,774 You dump your professor friend? 479 00:27:58,974 --> 00:27:59,975 No, I didn't. 480 00:28:00,309 --> 00:28:01,402 Besides, Eddie's gay. 481 00:28:01,602 --> 00:28:03,478 At least, that's what he said. - Yeah, sure. 482 00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:05,480 Anybody expecting anyone? 483 00:28:06,648 --> 00:28:07,649 No. 484 00:28:08,650 --> 00:28:11,996 Oh, Sherry, before I forget, I might have a job lined up for you. 485 00:28:12,196 --> 00:28:13,497 Another one of those jeans commercials? 486 00:28:13,697 --> 00:28:15,324 - Sounds good. - All you got to do is wiggle 487 00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:16,325 your little ass. 488 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,204 Bob, what are you doing here? 489 00:28:20,412 --> 00:28:23,665 Hey, is that any way to talk to Cleveland's best lay? 490 00:28:23,865 --> 00:28:24,666 I'm out of the business. 491 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:25,759 Bullshit. 492 00:28:25,959 --> 00:28:27,094 Just for a few minutes. 493 00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:28,337 No, I've got company. 494 00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:31,298 Hey, I've got the bread. 495 00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:33,517 We'll have a little orgy. 496 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:34,518 They're straight. 497 00:28:34,718 --> 00:28:35,978 Now get out of here. 498 00:28:36,178 --> 00:28:38,689 Look, I only get to New York twice a year. 499 00:28:38,889 --> 00:28:40,349 I want a blowjob. 500 00:28:40,557 --> 00:28:41,975 Get lost. 501 00:28:42,309 --> 00:28:45,395 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, you fucking cunt, 502 00:28:45,595 --> 00:28:46,280 whore, bitch?! 503 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,524 Get out of my life and stay out! 504 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,528 I'll call the fucking cops on your ass, you lousy slut. 505 00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,111 I'm sorry, girls. 506 00:29:09,311 --> 00:29:10,212 I'd like to explain. 507 00:29:11,505 --> 00:29:13,298 - You don't have to. - Yes, I do. 508 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,343 You're my roommates and I think you should know the truth. 509 00:29:18,428 --> 00:29:20,347 If you haven't guessed by now, I was a hooker. 510 00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:23,100 I don't regret it. 511 00:29:23,475 --> 00:29:24,977 It was a damn good living. 512 00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:30,199 After a year of struggling in this goddamn town, gloomy apartments, 513 00:29:30,399 --> 00:29:33,610 office Casanovas, I found out there was another way. 514 00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:38,115 All of a sudden, like that, I was part of the American dream. 515 00:29:38,448 --> 00:29:39,825 Gucci handbags, 516 00:29:40,367 --> 00:29:41,418 cocktails at the Plaza, 517 00:29:41,618 --> 00:29:45,580 Cats, and all I had to do was spend two hours a night satisfying 518 00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:46,623 a lonely stranger. 519 00:29:47,249 --> 00:29:49,126 It was fun, exciting. 520 00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:50,669 I felt like a rebel. 521 00:29:51,128 --> 00:29:52,462 Even proud of it. 522 00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:54,298 Then the strain, 523 00:29:55,132 --> 00:29:56,133 always on. 524 00:29:56,425 --> 00:29:57,267 It was a riot. 525 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:58,635 A regular riot. 526 00:30:00,887 --> 00:30:05,100 Some I even cared for and I couldn't take their money. 527 00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:11,106 I could've died of loneliness. 528 00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:15,277 Well, I'm out. 529 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:16,620 I beat the calendar. 530 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:20,449 It was only a matter of time before those $20 tricks, massage parlors - 531 00:30:22,159 --> 00:30:22,960 Well, there you have it. 532 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,786 Confessions of an Ex-Call Girl. 533 00:30:25,912 --> 00:30:26,913 On sale now. 534 00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:31,084 You can find her in bookstores all over town. 535 00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:33,128 Shit. 536 00:30:34,254 --> 00:30:36,506 Look, I don't think that will happen again. 537 00:30:41,303 --> 00:30:43,722 How could you let men take advantage of you like that? 538 00:30:45,223 --> 00:30:48,769 Joanie, you missed the point. 539 00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:51,104 It was my choice. 540 00:30:58,945 --> 00:31:02,166 I know it's just a showcase, but it's a great opportunity to get 541 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:03,366 some experience. 542 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:05,452 I mean, who knows who will be in the audience? 543 00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:07,371 Producers, agents. 544 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:11,750 Anyway, I'm in the title row of A Song for Sarah. 545 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,251 It's a little corny, 546 00:31:13,543 --> 00:31:14,544 but I love it. 547 00:31:16,922 --> 00:31:17,723 Oh, God, 548 00:31:17,923 --> 00:31:18,924 I missed you, baby. 549 00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:20,467 I missed you so much. 550 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,805 I thought of that body of yours every night,. Oh, it's so good. 551 00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:29,059 Oh, yeah. 552 00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:32,104 Please, Ted, I want you inside me. 553 00:31:32,437 --> 00:31:33,939 In a minute. Keep sucking. 554 00:31:39,111 --> 00:31:43,665 Yeah, like that. Oh, yeah. 555 00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:45,325 Yeah, faster. 556 00:31:46,159 --> 00:31:47,711 Faster. Oh, God, yeah. 557 00:31:47,911 --> 00:31:48,670 I'm coming. Yes. Oh, suck it. 558 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,080 Don't stop. 559 00:32:25,282 --> 00:32:27,325 Oh, don't get dressed. 560 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,620 Oh, sorry. I gotta catch that 5:45. 561 00:32:30,829 --> 00:32:32,581 I thought you were going to spend the night. 562 00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:34,023 You know I can't do that, 563 00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:35,208 I've gotta think of Arlene. 564 00:32:38,003 --> 00:32:38,845 Come on. 565 00:32:39,045 --> 00:32:40,088 Cheer up, huh? 566 00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:45,677 Better? 567 00:32:50,932 --> 00:32:55,437 ? There's one beer outselling the best? 568 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:58,824 ? Because that beer? 569 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:00,525 ? Has got that zest? 570 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,620 ? Dark or light, now's your chance? 571 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:08,033 ? For a Top Slugger? 572 00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:11,670 Okay, guys, that's a wrap. 573 00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:12,771 Ron's got the checks. 574 00:33:12,971 --> 00:33:13,872 Thanks for everything. 575 00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:15,632 Billie, why don't you stick with the mix? 576 00:33:15,832 --> 00:33:17,792 I'll pay off the talent and meet you back at the office. 577 00:33:17,992 --> 00:33:18,793 No problem. 578 00:33:20,837 --> 00:33:21,838 Good job. 579 00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:25,967 This is your first time out in a recording session? 580 00:33:26,343 --> 00:33:28,220 First time. I'm impressed. 581 00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:32,641 Now, don't tell me that you really liked that jingle. 582 00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:34,976 Yeah, it was kinda nice. 583 00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:38,897 I hate it. 584 00:33:39,773 --> 00:33:44,069 I think that if I have to write one more of those rinky-dink commercials, 585 00:33:44,269 --> 00:33:46,530 they will send me off to Bellevue as a raving madman. 586 00:33:46,905 --> 00:33:47,948 Then why do you do it? 587 00:33:48,406 --> 00:33:49,407 That's a good question. 588 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:52,994 I think I do it for the money. 589 00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:55,714 Yeah, that's it. I do it for the money. 590 00:33:55,914 --> 00:33:56,915 Now, what's it going to be? 591 00:33:57,115 --> 00:33:58,458 French, Greek, what? 592 00:33:58,792 --> 00:33:59,793 I beg your pardon? 593 00:34:01,211 --> 00:34:02,212 Dinner. 594 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,840 Oh, now you're not going to play hard to get, 595 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:06,767 are you? 596 00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:07,968 Yep. 597 00:34:08,552 --> 00:34:09,844 You slut! 598 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:12,163 I stick up for you with Pa and what do you do? 599 00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:14,152 You whore! - No, you don't understand, Jason. 600 00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,142 I did it to help the family! - You're lying! 601 00:34:16,342 --> 00:34:16,651 You're nothing! 602 00:34:16,851 --> 00:34:18,612 You're nothing but trouble, 603 00:34:18,812 --> 00:34:21,439 mean trouble. I intend on beating that meanness out of you, you hear? 604 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:22,699 No, Jason! No! 605 00:34:22,899 --> 00:34:25,443 No! No! - And... curtain. 606 00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:28,446 Okay, kids, very good. 607 00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:29,864 Just a few notes. 608 00:34:31,032 --> 00:34:33,752 Eddie, try slapping her on the upstage side. 609 00:34:33,952 --> 00:34:36,288 You're blocking her, particularly in the first slap. 610 00:34:37,539 --> 00:34:40,250 Joan, instead of entering from stage right, 611 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,751 come from the bedroom. 612 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,712 The audience will think you've been at Sally's, 613 00:34:43,912 --> 00:34:45,505 and I want to keep them in suspense. 614 00:34:46,673 --> 00:34:47,474 There we were. 615 00:34:47,674 --> 00:34:49,388 Now, I'm going crazy, right? 616 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,103 We got 24 hours to do two spots. 617 00:34:51,303 --> 00:34:55,515 Now, I got the baby oatmeal commercial in one room, and in the other, 618 00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:57,684 they're singing their hearts out for disposable douches. 619 00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,111 It's complete chaos. 620 00:34:59,311 --> 00:35:00,487 Anyway, we get the thing done, 621 00:35:00,687 --> 00:35:03,240 the optical tracks are made, and then we get the whole thing 622 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,909 to a lab and it's put on film, okay? 623 00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:09,988 Now comes the big day for the screening for the baby food people. 624 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:11,656 Disaster. 625 00:35:12,073 --> 00:35:14,034 Somehow they got the tracks mixed up, 626 00:35:14,451 --> 00:35:19,664 so you see this little two year-old wolfing down oatmeal while the Santa Anita singers 627 00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:22,771 are chanting the advantages of feminine hygiene. 628 00:35:22,971 --> 00:35:25,879 I didn't know the client ever knew the difference. 629 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:26,972 Probably not, 630 00:35:27,172 --> 00:35:29,215 as long as you brought the project in on budget. 631 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:32,260 What did you do before you got into the commercial game? 632 00:35:32,594 --> 00:35:34,596 Nothing important, this and that. 633 00:35:35,889 --> 00:35:37,349 Thanks very much for dinner. 634 00:35:37,849 --> 00:35:39,017 I really enjoyed it. 635 00:35:40,352 --> 00:35:41,645 Now, this isn't goodbye, is it? 636 00:35:43,229 --> 00:35:45,231 I had designs on your body. 637 00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:47,233 You're a draftsman, too? 638 00:35:47,859 --> 00:35:49,903 Fastest T-square east of Park Avenue. 639 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:52,781 Shh. 640 00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:54,949 I got roommates. 641 00:35:58,370 --> 00:36:00,413 You! Stop it, Danny. 642 00:36:09,172 --> 00:36:14,135 Now, last one undressed gets their navel kissed from the inside. 643 00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:16,846 On your mark, get set, shoot. 644 00:36:21,059 --> 00:36:22,727 Shh, be quiet. 645 00:36:38,868 --> 00:36:39,869 Ta-da! 646 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,121 I lose. 647 00:36:42,497 --> 00:36:43,665 Start kissing. 648 00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:45,875 Yeah. 649 00:37:01,808 --> 00:37:03,017 You're delicious. 650 00:37:05,979 --> 00:37:07,188 You're pretty cute yourself. 651 00:37:14,904 --> 00:37:15,947 Got to get your neck. 652 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,201 How did you know? 653 00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:29,127 Another one of these. 654 00:37:34,215 --> 00:37:35,216 Now - 655 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:39,053 Shh. 656 00:37:41,514 --> 00:37:43,475 Am I inside? 657 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:55,820 You teasing me? 658 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:07,415 Oh, yeah. 659 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:53,753 l can't believe how good you feel. 660 00:39:06,307 --> 00:39:08,142 Oh, you taste good. 661 00:39:29,205 --> 00:39:30,290 I'm gonna cum. 662 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,084 Oh, you're making me cum. 663 00:39:34,836 --> 00:39:35,837 Oh, I love it. 664 00:39:55,815 --> 00:39:56,816 Oh, Billie. 665 00:40:01,029 --> 00:40:02,322 Take it easy. 666 00:40:04,449 --> 00:40:05,575 Okay. 667 00:40:10,038 --> 00:40:11,456 Oh, feels so nice. 668 00:40:11,956 --> 00:40:14,042 Yeah. 669 00:40:23,301 --> 00:40:24,469 Try to be a little quieter. 670 00:40:25,094 --> 00:40:26,095 I'll try. 671 00:40:28,765 --> 00:40:30,934 Yes, yes, yes. 672 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,481 Oh, yeah. 673 00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:45,206 - Shh. - Yes, yes. 674 00:40:45,406 --> 00:40:46,407 Shh. 675 00:41:10,556 --> 00:41:11,766 Do you think Billie's asleep? 676 00:41:12,183 --> 00:41:13,184 Don't think so. 677 00:41:13,768 --> 00:41:14,894 I'm going to run and change. 678 00:41:15,269 --> 00:41:17,313 See you in the morning, okay? - Okay. 679 00:41:28,783 --> 00:41:29,784 Shh. 680 00:41:40,545 --> 00:41:42,630 l always go with Angelo. 681 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,677 I'm sorry, I forgot the line. 682 00:41:48,011 --> 00:41:49,012 Cut. 683 00:41:49,262 --> 00:41:53,099 Honey, it's, "and Angelo goes out with me." 684 00:41:53,891 --> 00:41:55,309 Do you think you can remember that? 685 00:41:56,102 --> 00:41:57,103 Don't print any of this. 686 00:41:58,354 --> 00:41:59,355 Script. 687 00:41:59,689 --> 00:42:01,691 Sherry, what's wrong? 688 00:42:02,191 --> 00:42:03,401 I just don't feel so good. 689 00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:04,536 You better get it together. 690 00:42:04,736 --> 00:42:06,446 I put myself on the line for you. 691 00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:08,448 Okay, let's clear the set. 692 00:42:09,323 --> 00:42:11,826 Sherry, try to put a little life into it. 693 00:42:12,076 --> 00:42:13,786 This isn't Revenge of the Zombies. 694 00:42:20,376 --> 00:42:21,836 How's the happy hooker? 695 00:42:22,128 --> 00:42:24,630 - Ex. - Oh, what do we call it now? 696 00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,424 Marv, what are you driving at? 697 00:42:26,716 --> 00:42:29,218 Not a hell of a lot, except that I think you've got 698 00:42:29,418 --> 00:42:31,637 some potential assets for the company. 699 00:42:33,931 --> 00:42:37,185 Y'know, Billie, getting clients is not an easy task. 700 00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:39,145 You've got to win them over. 701 00:42:39,395 --> 00:42:41,105 Woo them, so to speak. 702 00:42:42,523 --> 00:42:44,817 A night on the town is sometimes sufficient. 703 00:42:45,902 --> 00:42:48,946 Sometimes a bribe, or something simpler, a woman. 704 00:42:49,906 --> 00:42:51,307 Not interested. 705 00:42:51,507 --> 00:42:52,909 Oh, yes, you are. 706 00:42:53,701 --> 00:42:56,454 That is, of course, if you are genuinely interested remaining 707 00:42:56,654 --> 00:42:57,455 in our employ. 708 00:42:58,498 --> 00:43:00,458 Billie, Billie, it's a simple proposition. 709 00:43:00,792 --> 00:43:03,961 You take care of the clients and we take care of you. 710 00:43:05,421 --> 00:43:07,090 Now, of course, we don't expect you to do it for nothing. 711 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:09,267 Let's say $200 per. 712 00:43:09,467 --> 00:43:10,760 That's the going rate, isn't it? 713 00:43:12,053 --> 00:43:13,054 Think about it. 714 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,843 She loves it. Look at her. 715 00:43:44,043 --> 00:43:44,802 Huh? 716 00:43:45,002 --> 00:43:47,088 You love it, don't you? Good, huh? 717 00:43:47,421 --> 00:43:49,390 Yeah. Yeah. 718 00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:50,683 Look at that slit. 719 00:43:50,883 --> 00:43:52,760 I feel that slippery cum inside. 720 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,740 Yes, bitch, come on. 721 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:54,670 You take that hard cock. 722 00:43:59,016 --> 00:43:59,984 Are you ready? 723 00:44:00,184 --> 00:44:02,528 I'm going to cum all over your face. 724 00:44:02,728 --> 00:44:04,355 Yeah, cum on her face, Sal. 725 00:44:04,555 --> 00:44:05,156 Rub it in. 726 00:44:05,356 --> 00:44:05,990 Make her eat it. 727 00:44:06,190 --> 00:44:07,158 Come here, bitch. 728 00:44:07,358 --> 00:44:08,368 - No. - Open it. 729 00:44:08,568 --> 00:44:09,569 Wide. 730 00:44:11,863 --> 00:44:13,322 Yeah, yeah. 731 00:44:13,531 --> 00:44:14,574 Come on, swallow that. 732 00:44:14,907 --> 00:44:15,908 Swallow that load. 733 00:44:19,745 --> 00:44:20,788 Oh, man. 734 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,081 Better. 735 00:44:22,415 --> 00:44:25,343 The cunt's so fucked up, she doesn't even know what she's doing. 736 00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:26,544 Jesus. 737 00:44:27,336 --> 00:44:28,629 Who wants her next? You want to take her? 738 00:44:28,829 --> 00:44:29,889 - Thanks, man. - Hey, I got it. 739 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:31,841 I got it. I got to take a wicked piss, man. 740 00:44:38,890 --> 00:44:45,890 My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea. 741 00:44:51,611 --> 00:44:53,863 Give me a bottle. Any bottle. 742 00:44:54,197 --> 00:44:54,914 What you going to do, Sal? 743 00:44:55,114 --> 00:44:56,578 What the fuck does it look like, moron? 744 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,242 I'm gonna shove this thing up her box. 745 00:44:59,452 --> 00:45:01,037 Come on, bitch, spread it. 746 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,081 Shut up, you love it. 747 00:45:05,917 --> 00:45:07,793 Come on, you guys, help me hold her fucking legs. 748 00:45:07,993 --> 00:45:08,261 Come on. 749 00:45:08,461 --> 00:45:10,880 After you get that in there, let's try with the tire iron, huh? 750 00:45:12,924 --> 00:45:16,802 Open your fucking legs, girl. 751 00:45:18,888 --> 00:45:19,889 - Cut it out. - Come on. 752 00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:22,808 What do you mean, cut it out? 753 00:45:23,142 --> 00:45:24,143 We're having fun. 754 00:45:28,022 --> 00:45:29,032 l mean it. I said, cut it out. 755 00:45:29,232 --> 00:45:31,117 - Hey, fuck you. - Listen, asshole. 756 00:45:31,317 --> 00:45:32,985 I said leave her alone. - You don't tell me what to do. 757 00:45:33,185 --> 00:45:34,620 All right, get the fuck out of here. 758 00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,455 All of you. 759 00:45:35,655 --> 00:45:38,041 Out! Out! Out, you fucker! 760 00:45:38,241 --> 00:45:39,367 Get the fuck out of here! 761 00:45:39,992 --> 00:45:40,668 Ou! 762 00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:41,961 All right! Look, man - 763 00:45:42,161 --> 00:45:42,920 Out! 764 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,330 Out! Out! 765 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:49,085 Fucking idiot. 766 00:46:15,736 --> 00:46:16,904 Poor baby. 767 00:46:22,868 --> 00:46:23,953 They hurt you, baby? 768 00:46:25,162 --> 00:46:26,163 You okay? 769 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:27,581 So pretty. 770 00:46:28,749 --> 00:46:29,750 So pretty. 771 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,838 That's why they did it, because you're so pretty. 772 00:46:36,549 --> 00:46:37,550 Let me see. 773 00:46:38,259 --> 00:46:39,427 Did they hurt your pussy? 774 00:46:40,594 --> 00:46:42,430 Did they hurt your pretty pussy? 775 00:46:45,016 --> 00:46:46,350 Did they hurt you with the bottle? 776 00:46:47,351 --> 00:46:49,145 When they were fucking you, did they hurt you? 777 00:47:08,789 --> 00:47:11,709 Let's me see if they hurt you. 778 00:47:12,376 --> 00:47:13,177 Did they hurt you? 779 00:47:13,377 --> 00:47:14,879 Come on, let me see if they hurt you. 780 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:17,173 They stuck the bottle in. 781 00:47:17,423 --> 00:47:18,182 Did they hurt you with it? 782 00:47:18,382 --> 00:47:19,559 Did they hurt you with the bottle? 783 00:47:19,759 --> 00:47:22,678 When they jabbed it in, did they hurt you with bottle? 784 00:47:24,722 --> 00:47:25,722 Let me see. 785 00:47:26,807 --> 00:47:27,808 It looks all right. 786 00:47:28,392 --> 00:47:29,393 Looks pretty. 787 00:47:31,645 --> 00:47:32,855 Looks like they didn't hurt you. 788 00:47:33,055 --> 00:47:33,781 It'll be okay. 789 00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:35,199 I'm going to take care of you now. 790 00:47:35,399 --> 00:47:36,484 You'll be okay. 791 00:47:39,153 --> 00:47:40,154 You're going to be okay. 792 00:47:44,367 --> 00:47:45,493 You're going to be all right. 793 00:47:48,496 --> 00:47:49,830 I shouldn't have let them fuck you. 794 00:47:50,581 --> 00:47:51,749 Did they hurt you, baby? 795 00:47:54,668 --> 00:47:55,669 I'm sorry. 796 00:47:56,045 --> 00:47:57,463 I shouldn't have let them do that. 797 00:48:00,591 --> 00:48:02,009 They pissed all over your tits. 798 00:48:03,427 --> 00:48:05,012 They pissed all over your pretty tits. 799 00:48:05,763 --> 00:48:06,764 I'm sorry. 800 00:48:07,348 --> 00:48:08,557 I shouldn't have let them. 801 00:48:10,101 --> 00:48:11,685 I shouldn't have let them all fuck you. 802 00:48:13,312 --> 00:48:15,689 I shouldn't have let them fuck the shit out of you. 803 00:48:16,315 --> 00:48:17,400 They pissed on you. 804 00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:19,318 They shoved things in your pussy. 805 00:48:19,568 --> 00:48:20,569 I'm sorry. 806 00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:24,582 I shouldn't have let them ram a beer bottle up your cunt. 807 00:48:24,782 --> 00:48:26,242 I shouldn't have let them do that. 808 00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:29,912 I'm sorry. 809 00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:34,750 I won't let them do that anymore. 810 00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:36,877 I won't let them come back. 811 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:38,587 You're going to be just mine. 812 00:48:40,297 --> 00:48:41,298 Okay? 813 00:48:41,590 --> 00:48:42,758 You're going to be just mine. 814 00:48:43,634 --> 00:48:44,635 He won't come back. 815 00:48:45,803 --> 00:48:47,888 I won't let him come back and fuck you again. 816 00:48:48,347 --> 00:48:49,890 I won't let him come back and fuck you. 817 00:48:50,266 --> 00:48:51,976 I won't let him come back and piss on you. 818 00:48:52,351 --> 00:48:54,320 I won't let him come back. 819 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,605 I won't let him. 820 00:48:59,150 --> 00:48:59,867 Yeah, 821 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:00,910 yes. 822 00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:02,111 That's a good girl. 823 00:49:02,445 --> 00:49:03,529 Oh, that's a good girl. 824 00:49:03,988 --> 00:49:05,114 That's a good girl. 825 00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:06,532 That's a good girl. 826 00:49:07,116 --> 00:49:08,325 Oh, yeah. 827 00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:09,827 That's a good girl. 828 00:49:10,494 --> 00:49:11,662 That's a good girl. 829 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:13,372 That's a good girl. 830 00:49:13,747 --> 00:49:14,715 Yeah. 831 00:49:14,915 --> 00:49:16,125 That's a good girl. 832 00:49:18,127 --> 00:49:19,420 There's my girl. 833 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,881 Yeah, yeah. 834 00:49:25,217 --> 00:49:27,094 Aren't you nervous about the opening? 835 00:49:27,553 --> 00:49:28,637 Me? Nervous? 836 00:49:29,013 --> 00:49:30,014 Man of nerves? 837 00:49:30,556 --> 00:49:31,482 Hell, I'm petrified. 838 00:49:31,682 --> 00:49:33,401 You know with a smash, it can lead to anything? 839 00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:34,694 Off-Broadway, Broadway. 840 00:49:34,894 --> 00:49:36,320 - Stratford. - Hollywood. 841 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,197 Oh, co-starring with Sir Lawrence Olivier! 842 00:49:38,397 --> 00:49:39,198 Doris Day! 843 00:49:39,398 --> 00:49:40,449 I'll produce my own play. 844 00:49:40,649 --> 00:49:41,942 I'll star in a musical. 845 00:49:43,527 --> 00:49:45,496 ? I'm singing in the rain 3 846 00:49:45,696 --> 00:49:47,239 ? Just singing in the rain? 847 00:49:47,615 --> 00:49:51,202 ? What a marvelous feeling, so happy again? 848 00:49:51,535 --> 00:49:52,795 And I'll star in Street Car. 849 00:49:52,995 --> 00:49:54,046 Whoever you are, 850 00:49:54,246 --> 00:49:57,383 I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. 851 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,509 Bravo! Bravissimal! 852 00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:02,087 I would like to thank all you folks for coming and God bless. 853 00:50:03,547 --> 00:50:05,841 Listen, you think we really got a chance? 854 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,727 Of course. Do I look like a liar? 855 00:50:07,927 --> 00:50:10,346 Oh, wait a minute, I have to get out my glasses for this one. 856 00:50:10,638 --> 00:50:11,639 Okay, four-eyes. 857 00:50:11,847 --> 00:50:12,565 Ciao. 858 00:50:12,765 --> 00:50:13,766 Ciao. 859 00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,777 ? Singing in the rain? 860 00:50:25,069 --> 00:50:26,946 ? Just singing in the rain? 861 00:50:27,738 --> 00:50:29,198 ? Singing in the rain? 862 00:50:29,490 --> 00:50:31,534 ? Singing in the rain? 863 00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:33,702 I've been waiting an hour. 864 00:50:33,911 --> 00:50:35,663 I don't know, I think we should call it off. 865 00:50:37,706 --> 00:50:38,507 No, really, Mark. 866 00:50:38,707 --> 00:50:39,383 I don't need another woman. 867 00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:40,584 I don't need anyone. 868 00:50:42,002 --> 00:50:42,803 I think she's here. 869 00:50:43,003 --> 00:50:44,463 Listen, I'll call you in the morning. 870 00:50:47,341 --> 00:50:48,601 Yeah, coming. 871 00:50:48,801 --> 00:50:50,094 Okay, okay. 872 00:50:53,806 --> 00:50:54,807 One second. 873 00:51:01,564 --> 00:51:02,490 You must be Dick. 874 00:51:02,690 --> 00:51:03,532 Yeah, I am. 875 00:51:03,732 --> 00:51:04,575 I'm Billie. 876 00:51:04,775 --> 00:51:07,361 Mark didn't tell me I'd be going out with such a handsome man. 877 00:51:07,861 --> 00:51:09,288 - Oh, thank you. - Can I come in? 878 00:51:09,488 --> 00:51:10,781 Yeah, please do. 879 00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:12,491 You're very pretty yourself. 880 00:51:15,035 --> 00:51:18,339 Can I make you a drink? 881 00:51:18,539 --> 00:51:19,461 Oh, sit down. Relax. 882 00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:20,583 I'll fix the drink. 883 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,960 Ooh, Johnny Walker Red. 884 00:51:24,044 --> 00:51:25,546 I love a man with good taste. 885 00:51:32,595 --> 00:51:34,722 Tell me, Dick, where are you from? 886 00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:36,623 I'm from Evanston, lllinois. 887 00:51:36,823 --> 00:51:37,942 It's outside of Chicago. 888 00:51:38,142 --> 00:51:39,643 Sure, I know the place. 889 00:51:39,852 --> 00:51:40,778 You do? 890 00:51:40,978 --> 00:51:43,814 God, you're killing me. 891 00:51:45,274 --> 00:51:46,275 Relief. 892 00:51:47,568 --> 00:51:48,902 Here's to fun and games. 893 00:51:49,778 --> 00:51:50,779 To fun and games. 894 00:51:53,866 --> 00:51:55,993 Do you do this often? 895 00:51:58,287 --> 00:51:59,288 No. 896 00:51:59,622 --> 00:52:01,999 Only with men I really admire, like you. 897 00:52:04,543 --> 00:52:08,881 l was wondering, maybe we really shouldn't do this, y'know? 898 00:52:11,342 --> 00:52:13,969 Baby, you're just so tense. 899 00:52:14,678 --> 00:52:16,639 These are strong shoulders. 900 00:52:17,431 --> 00:52:18,807 Are you strong like that all over? 901 00:52:22,102 --> 00:52:24,855 Oh, easy, Dick. We've got all night, darling. 902 00:52:25,606 --> 00:52:27,691 I didn't expect anyone like you. 903 00:52:28,150 --> 00:52:30,444 You're just so beautiful. 904 00:52:32,571 --> 00:52:33,572 Lie down. 905 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,287 Be comfortable. 906 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:45,793 I want to make you real happy. 907 00:52:51,632 --> 00:52:52,758 Come on, up you go. 908 00:52:54,176 --> 00:52:55,177 Slide up. 909 00:52:55,803 --> 00:52:56,804 Ooh. 910 00:52:58,222 --> 00:52:59,473 Come on, you've got to help me. 911 00:53:00,015 --> 00:53:01,183 You've got to help me. 912 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:02,768 That's a good boy. 913 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:06,647 Look at this. 914 00:53:07,022 --> 00:53:08,315 So nice and hard. 915 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,652 This is one of the biggest ones I've ever seen. 916 00:53:12,945 --> 00:53:14,238 I'm going to touch it. 917 00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,661 Play with it. 918 00:53:24,164 --> 00:53:25,207 Oh, wait. 919 00:53:25,499 --> 00:53:26,884 Wait, stop, stop, stop. I said, stop. 920 00:53:27,084 --> 00:53:29,336 Stop, stop. No, no, no, don't, stop. 921 00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:33,257 Yeah, oh, God. Wait a second. 922 00:53:33,757 --> 00:53:34,757 Oh! 923 00:53:35,592 --> 00:53:36,593 Oh! 924 00:53:36,885 --> 00:53:37,786 Oh! 925 00:53:37,986 --> 00:53:38,887 Damn. 926 00:53:39,471 --> 00:53:40,472 Oh. 927 00:53:41,807 --> 00:53:43,976 Oh, I'm sorry. 928 00:53:46,729 --> 00:53:49,398 I didn't mean to do that so fast. 929 00:53:50,441 --> 00:53:52,151 Oh, damn it. 930 00:53:53,861 --> 00:53:55,487 I can doit, I really can do it, y'know? 931 00:53:57,614 --> 00:54:00,617 It's just that this is the first time I've ever been with - 932 00:54:01,744 --> 00:54:03,871 - With another woman. - With another woman. 933 00:54:05,164 --> 00:54:07,040 You see, my wife, I'm okay. 934 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,401 She's very happy. 935 00:54:09,601 --> 00:54:10,502 I never let her down. 936 00:54:10,961 --> 00:54:12,087 Don't worry. 937 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,716 Don't worry, this happens to a lot of men. 938 00:54:16,425 --> 00:54:17,718 We'll start all over again. 939 00:54:18,218 --> 00:54:21,180 You know what they say, it's better the second time around. 940 00:54:23,223 --> 00:54:24,850 I don't know if I can. 941 00:54:25,517 --> 00:54:26,518 Yes, you can. 942 00:54:36,945 --> 00:54:37,946 Oh, Jesus. 943 00:54:38,781 --> 00:54:40,032 Oh, God. 944 00:54:41,533 --> 00:54:42,868 Jesus, that feels good. 945 00:54:59,802 --> 00:55:01,094 You really are gorgeous. 946 00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:03,597 What are you going to do now? 947 00:55:05,724 --> 00:55:06,725 You'll see. 948 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:08,477 Just relax. 949 00:55:09,561 --> 00:55:10,562 Oh, God. 950 00:55:10,771 --> 00:55:11,772 Oh. 951 00:55:13,106 --> 00:55:14,107 Oh. 952 00:55:17,236 --> 00:55:19,738 Oh, shit, this is incredible. 953 00:55:21,782 --> 00:55:23,075 I told you you'd like it. 954 00:55:25,661 --> 00:55:26,829 I told you could do it. 955 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,176 I'm going to - 956 00:55:32,376 --> 00:55:33,669 I'm going to - 957 00:55:57,317 --> 00:55:59,069 I'm out of thank you. 958 00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:01,446 Can I get a kiss? 959 00:56:11,415 --> 00:56:13,592 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 960 00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:15,502 Oh, can I - Where can I see you? 961 00:56:27,931 --> 00:56:34,931 I put a pinch of anchovy paste and two - not one - egg yolk, 962 00:56:37,566 --> 00:56:40,369 and the juice from tous les mons. 963 00:56:40,569 --> 00:56:47,569 Ooh la-la! 964 00:56:55,334 --> 00:56:58,170 And as I put the lettuce on top... 965 00:57:00,797 --> 00:57:04,092 mix well and voila! 966 00:57:04,384 --> 00:57:05,252 Caesar salad. 967 00:57:06,386 --> 00:57:07,387 One more time. 968 00:57:07,721 --> 00:57:09,139 Hope it tastes as good as it smells. 969 00:57:09,598 --> 00:57:10,816 Teddy, can you really cook? 970 00:57:11,016 --> 00:57:13,268 Hey, do mashed potatoes grow on the ground? 971 00:57:15,437 --> 00:57:16,405 That's probably for me. 972 00:57:16,605 --> 00:57:17,547 It's my girlfriend. 973 00:57:17,747 --> 00:57:18,690 Tell her I'm not here. 974 00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:22,861 Hello. 975 00:57:23,362 --> 00:57:24,655 Oh, hi, Ted. 976 00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:26,573 Oh, yeah? 977 00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:28,575 Oh, sure. 978 00:57:29,242 --> 00:57:30,744 Yeah, tomorrow's fine. 979 00:57:31,411 --> 00:57:32,955 Hey, well, you know where I work. 980 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:34,623 Yes, I'll see you then. 981 00:57:35,082 --> 00:57:36,083 I love you. 982 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,422 That was Ted. - Prince Charming himself. 983 00:57:43,173 --> 00:57:44,016 What did he want? 984 00:57:44,216 --> 00:57:45,592 Don't be like that. 985 00:57:45,968 --> 00:57:47,886 They're coming by the restaurant tomorrow for drinks, 986 00:57:48,086 --> 00:57:49,563 they've got tickets for a show. - Really? 987 00:57:49,763 --> 00:57:51,139 Yeah, his wife. 988 00:57:51,598 --> 00:57:53,358 Give me a fucking break, wife. 989 00:57:53,558 --> 00:57:55,060 Danny, she's really sweet. 990 00:57:55,268 --> 00:57:56,561 She's my costume instructor. 991 00:57:57,145 --> 00:57:58,897 What did she teach you how to do, wear her husband? 992 00:58:01,108 --> 00:58:01,909 Hide the dope. 993 00:58:02,109 --> 00:58:03,151 I'll get it, I'll get it. 994 00:58:03,527 --> 00:58:06,655 Anything for you guys? - Yeah. 995 00:58:06,855 --> 00:58:07,656 The same, please. 996 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:10,617 Good treat. 997 00:58:10,826 --> 00:58:12,703 - Yes? - Hi, is Sherry home? 998 00:58:13,245 --> 00:58:14,246 Sherry. 999 00:58:14,496 --> 00:58:16,206 Someone's here to see you. 1000 00:58:20,293 --> 00:58:21,670 How'd you find out where I lived? 1001 00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:23,847 You gave me your address. 1002 00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:25,048 My kids? 1003 00:58:25,257 --> 00:58:27,217 Sherry, why don't you invite your friend to have dinner with us? 1004 00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:29,928 - Yeah. - Make it couple's night. 1005 00:58:30,303 --> 00:58:31,246 Oh, thanks, sir. 1006 00:58:31,446 --> 00:58:32,389 We got reservations. 1007 00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:35,526 You ready to go? 1008 00:58:35,726 --> 00:58:36,727 Go where? 1009 00:58:36,977 --> 00:58:37,978 Dinner. 1010 00:58:39,521 --> 00:58:40,522 Wait a minute, okay? 1011 00:58:42,149 --> 00:58:44,735 Guys, it looks like I screwed up. 1012 00:58:45,318 --> 00:58:46,319 I got a date. 1013 00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:48,238 It looks delicious. 1014 00:58:49,156 --> 00:58:50,165 See you guys later, okay? 1015 00:58:50,365 --> 00:58:51,450 Okay. Have a good time. 1016 00:58:51,908 --> 00:58:53,827 Take care. - It was great meeting you, 1017 00:58:54,027 --> 00:58:55,162 whoever you are. 1018 00:58:55,912 --> 00:58:57,831 - Where are you taking me? - Don't worry about it. 1019 00:58:58,415 --> 00:58:59,416 Here. 1020 00:59:00,042 --> 00:59:01,043 What is it? 1021 00:59:16,767 --> 00:59:18,435 I didn't really have a date with you. 1022 00:59:19,144 --> 00:59:20,145 Huh? 1023 00:59:21,313 --> 00:59:22,647 I just wanted to see you again. 1024 00:59:24,858 --> 00:59:26,485 l knew I didn't tell you where I lived. 1025 00:59:28,570 --> 00:59:29,863 I followed you home. 1026 00:59:33,992 --> 00:59:35,368 Here, take this. 1027 00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:38,580 I got something really good for you later on. 1028 00:59:56,389 --> 00:59:57,724 Would you do something for me? 1029 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,601 What? 1030 01:00:00,644 --> 01:00:01,645 Take your shoes off. 1031 01:00:03,105 --> 01:00:04,106 Why? 1032 01:00:06,066 --> 01:00:07,234 You'll be more comfortable. 1033 01:00:09,194 --> 01:00:11,279 Come on. 1034 01:00:12,114 --> 01:00:13,115 Do it. 1035 01:00:26,044 --> 01:00:27,012 What are you doing? 1036 01:00:27,212 --> 01:00:28,213 Shh. 1037 01:00:28,588 --> 01:00:29,589 Just keeping them safe. 1038 01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:43,645 Now, just take your panties off. 1039 01:00:45,897 --> 01:00:46,898 Shh. It's okay. 1040 01:00:47,107 --> 01:00:48,441 Come on. - I feel silly. 1041 01:00:49,818 --> 01:00:51,528 You take your panties off. Come on. 1042 01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:52,737 Do it. 1043 01:01:03,874 --> 01:01:05,125 That's it. 1044 01:01:29,733 --> 01:01:33,737 Now, I'd like you to spread your legs. 1045 01:01:40,076 --> 01:01:41,328 Come on. Spread your legs. 1046 01:01:41,745 --> 01:01:42,746 - l can't. - It's okay. 1047 01:01:50,378 --> 01:01:51,379 No. 1048 01:01:59,179 --> 01:02:00,179 Waiter. 1049 01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:03,942 - What can I do for you? - Ah, yes. 1050 01:02:04,142 --> 01:02:05,644 The young lady would like - - What was it, sir? 1051 01:02:05,844 --> 01:02:07,195 A glass of water. Yes, 1052 01:02:07,395 --> 01:02:08,155 one glass of water. 1053 01:02:08,355 --> 01:02:09,773 A glass of water. Thank you very much. 1054 01:02:09,973 --> 01:02:10,774 Okay. 1055 01:02:17,572 --> 01:02:19,199 You know you're my little girl, don't you? 1056 01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:29,709 Hello? 1057 01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:30,919 Anybody home? 1058 01:02:32,629 --> 01:02:33,630 What time is it? 1059 01:02:33,838 --> 01:02:34,881 It's half to four o'clock. 1060 01:02:35,298 --> 01:02:36,466 Have you been asleep all day? 1061 01:02:37,801 --> 01:02:38,643 Oh, damn. 1062 01:02:38,843 --> 01:02:40,720 I missed my job. 1063 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,306 Sherry, what happened to your arm? 1064 01:02:45,183 --> 01:02:47,102 Oh. Oh my God. 1065 01:02:48,770 --> 01:02:50,489 I must have fallen or something. 1066 01:02:50,689 --> 01:02:51,490 On your arm? 1067 01:02:51,690 --> 01:02:52,691 Bruises like that? 1068 01:02:53,191 --> 01:02:55,568 Sherry, something happened. - Don't worry about it. 1069 01:02:56,736 --> 01:02:57,621 I've got to get to work. 1070 01:02:57,821 --> 01:02:58,863 Are you going to be okay? 1071 01:02:59,072 --> 01:03:00,115 I'll be okay. 1072 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:12,094 Each sister I dressed in a different gradation of blue 1073 01:03:12,294 --> 01:03:14,713 and the rest of the cast are dressed all in black and white. 1074 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,098 Oh, it was stunning. 1075 01:03:16,298 --> 01:03:19,759 Oh, too bad they didn't know how to wear the costumes right. 1076 01:03:20,385 --> 01:03:23,772 Anyway, with Ted's superb direction, we've pulled off a decent show, 1077 01:03:23,972 --> 01:03:25,223 if I do say so myself. 1078 01:03:26,016 --> 01:03:27,109 We've done enough shows together, 1079 01:03:27,309 --> 01:03:30,103 Ted, to know what's decent and what isn't, haven't we? 1080 01:03:31,146 --> 01:03:34,316 Oh, by the way, Joanie, how's your little show coming along? 1081 01:03:34,516 --> 01:03:36,243 Oh, fine. We open on Thursday. 1082 01:03:36,443 --> 01:03:36,993 Great. 1083 01:03:37,193 --> 01:03:39,538 Eddie, I want you to meet my drama teacher and his wife, 1084 01:03:39,738 --> 01:03:41,323 Arlene and Ted. - How you doing? 1085 01:03:41,740 --> 01:03:42,707 He's my co-star. 1086 01:03:42,907 --> 01:03:44,200 How you doing? Nice meeting you. 1087 01:03:46,369 --> 01:03:47,746 Anyway, back to work. 1088 01:03:48,330 --> 01:03:49,414 Dirty business calls. 1089 01:03:49,622 --> 01:03:53,168 Oh, speaking of serious theater, where's the theater tonight? 1090 01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:55,420 42nd Street. 1091 01:03:57,839 --> 01:03:59,049 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 1092 01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:00,800 It was so difficult. 1093 01:04:01,343 --> 01:04:02,269 We were lucky to get the tickets, 1094 01:04:02,469 --> 01:04:04,012 it's almost an impossible show to see. 1095 01:04:04,721 --> 01:04:05,972 I've been dying to talk to him. 1096 01:04:06,639 --> 01:04:07,807 I thought he'd never piss. 1097 01:04:08,058 --> 01:04:09,225 Anyway, I'll give you a hint. 1098 01:04:09,434 --> 01:04:11,570 This milk, this is not for me. 1099 01:04:11,770 --> 01:04:12,771 Guess. 1100 01:04:13,271 --> 01:04:13,989 For Ted? 1101 01:04:14,189 --> 01:04:14,948 No. 1102 01:04:15,148 --> 01:04:16,941 For the itty-bitty one. 1103 01:04:17,567 --> 01:04:18,618 What? 1104 01:04:18,818 --> 01:04:21,446 I'm pregnant after all these years. 1105 01:04:21,654 --> 01:04:23,490 I thought I couldn't have a baby. 1106 01:04:23,782 --> 01:04:25,158 Oh, I'm ecstatic. 1107 01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:27,369 Ted and I tried and tried. 1108 01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:28,661 You don't know that man. 1109 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:29,754 I love him, 1110 01:04:29,954 --> 01:04:34,084 but sometimes I think he's a sex maniac, especially this past year. 1111 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:37,545 He comes home after his classes and wow. 1112 01:04:38,296 --> 01:04:39,297 Now, don't say anything. 1113 01:04:39,672 --> 01:04:42,467 Anyway, I heard the dancers are simply spectacular. 1114 01:04:42,675 --> 01:04:44,302 Turned everybody on to tap. 1115 01:04:46,638 --> 01:04:47,439 You have to excuse me. 1116 01:04:47,639 --> 01:04:48,807 I've got to get back to work. 1117 01:04:49,474 --> 01:04:51,151 Listen, can we have drinks after the show? 1118 01:04:51,351 --> 01:04:53,937 No, I don't think that'll be possible. 1119 01:04:54,521 --> 01:04:55,822 - Goodbye, Ted. - Goodbye. 1120 01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:56,990 Good luck, Arlene. 1121 01:04:57,190 --> 01:04:58,191 Thank you. 1122 01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:31,599 He doesn't love me. 1123 01:05:32,976 --> 01:05:39,976 He doesn't love me at all. He doesn't love me. 1124 01:05:54,456 --> 01:05:57,459 Beth, you should get some of my attention now. 1125 01:05:58,209 --> 01:06:00,920 You know, I'm so nervous about the opening tonight I could scream. 1126 01:06:01,713 --> 01:06:02,964 Don't worry, Joanie. 1127 01:06:03,339 --> 01:06:06,301 I don't know how to tell you to relax, but you'll do just fine. 1128 01:06:07,927 --> 01:06:08,728 What's with her? 1129 01:06:08,928 --> 01:06:10,188 She's been in there all day. 1130 01:06:10,388 --> 01:06:12,399 - Yeah, I know. - Did you see the bruises on her? 1131 01:06:12,599 --> 01:06:14,142 Yeah, and I don't like it. 1132 01:06:15,852 --> 01:06:17,770 If that's Ted, I'm not speaking to him. 1133 01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:19,189 He and I are through. 1134 01:06:19,481 --> 01:06:20,482 Don't worry. 1135 01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:21,941 I hope it's Jim. 1136 01:06:24,027 --> 01:06:25,028 Hello? 1137 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,362 Hold on, I'll see. 1138 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:27,998 Sherry? 1139 01:06:28,198 --> 01:06:29,199 Sherry? 1140 01:06:29,491 --> 01:06:30,909 - What? - Sherry, are you home? 1141 01:06:31,201 --> 01:06:32,202 It's Joel. 1142 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:33,661 No. 1143 01:06:34,454 --> 01:06:35,380 She's not here. 1144 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:37,040 No, I don't know when she'll be back. 1145 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:40,293 Has that guy got you into some kind of trouble? 1146 01:06:40,752 --> 01:06:42,253 No, I just don't want to see him. 1147 01:06:42,453 --> 01:06:43,463 I don't like him. 1148 01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:45,140 What's bothering you? 1149 01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:46,266 Nothing's bothering me. 1150 01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:48,134 Come on, Sherry. We know better. 1151 01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:49,519 Look, you've been in bed all day. 1152 01:06:49,719 --> 01:06:51,229 You missed work three times last week. 1153 01:06:51,429 --> 01:06:53,806 You come home bombed out on whatever it is you get high on. 1154 01:06:54,006 --> 01:06:55,099 Something has to be wrong. 1155 01:06:55,517 --> 01:06:57,936 Lay off. It's my fucking life, okay?! 1156 01:06:58,603 --> 01:06:59,654 Kick yourself and it won't be. 1157 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:02,273 You'll burn yourself out like a cinder if somebody doesn't kick 1158 01:07:02,473 --> 01:07:03,241 your brains in first. 1159 01:07:03,441 --> 01:07:04,242 I don't care. 1160 01:07:04,442 --> 01:07:06,194 I want to have fun. I want to party. 1161 01:07:07,195 --> 01:07:08,530 I don't care if I live to be 30. 1162 01:07:10,073 --> 01:07:12,492 All of a sudden, you act like you care. You don't give a shit. 1163 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:13,701 Nobody does. 1164 01:07:14,327 --> 01:07:15,954 Look, Billie, I'm not coming down on you. 1165 01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,748 It's my life to fuck up, okay? 1166 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,208 You get the rent on time. 1167 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:21,709 Just worry about that. 1168 01:07:23,294 --> 01:07:24,295 Okay. 1169 01:07:24,504 --> 01:07:25,305 Come on, Joan. 1170 01:07:25,505 --> 01:07:26,506 Get ready, it's six o'clock. 1171 01:07:38,059 --> 01:07:40,653 What do you mean they wouldn't let you in carrying a shoulder bag? 1172 01:07:40,853 --> 01:07:42,855 My dear, they were full prevention. 1173 01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:45,817 - Wait a minute. - They don't put their babies in a suit. 1174 01:07:46,276 --> 01:07:47,243 Yes, they do. 1175 01:07:47,443 --> 01:07:52,031 - Can I borrow your Brussels sprouts? - Now he's an anti-bus boy. 1176 01:07:52,231 --> 01:07:53,032 In Washington. 1177 01:07:53,449 --> 01:07:55,368 We've also got zucchini, cucumbers and - 1178 01:07:56,744 --> 01:07:57,629 Meg! 1179 01:07:57,829 --> 01:07:59,130 Thank God you're here! 1180 01:07:59,330 --> 01:08:00,715 Where have you been? 1181 01:08:00,915 --> 01:08:03,501 Oh, God. I didn't have the balls to face it. 1182 01:08:04,168 --> 01:08:06,429 How did it go? - Oh, I think your play works. 1183 01:08:06,629 --> 01:08:08,598 Meg, congratulations. 1184 01:08:08,798 --> 01:08:09,766 It was great. 1185 01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:10,850 Terrific. 1186 01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:12,051 Really? 1187 01:08:12,719 --> 01:08:13,928 What did you really think? 1188 01:08:14,387 --> 01:08:15,763 To tell you the truth, at first, 1189 01:08:15,963 --> 01:08:16,764 I was a little scared, 1190 01:08:17,181 --> 01:08:18,332 but you surprised me. 1191 01:08:18,532 --> 01:08:19,484 You were terrific. 1192 01:08:19,684 --> 01:08:21,477 - You mean it? - We both enjoyed it. 1193 01:08:22,478 --> 01:08:24,063 l just adored the play. 1194 01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:28,443 Except I thought the second act was just a little slow. 1195 01:08:28,651 --> 01:08:29,652 Hey, Andy. 1196 01:08:32,071 --> 01:08:34,332 Oh, Joan, you were wonderful. 1197 01:08:34,532 --> 01:08:35,742 Except for that third act. 1198 01:08:36,784 --> 01:08:39,912 Oh, Eddie, I'm thrilled. 1199 01:08:41,372 --> 01:08:42,832 Guys, I want you to meet Brett. 1200 01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:45,677 Brett Parsons. Come here. 1201 01:08:45,877 --> 01:08:48,054 Brett Parsons? Joan, this is Brett Parsons. 1202 01:08:48,254 --> 01:08:50,573 He's an agent. - Meg, you yellow son of a bitch, 1203 01:08:50,773 --> 01:08:53,092 get over here. - I think you both did a fine job. 1204 01:08:53,468 --> 01:08:54,269 Thank you. 1205 01:08:54,469 --> 01:08:55,637 Not at all. You have talent. 1206 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:57,055 Look, let me level with you. 1207 01:08:57,472 --> 01:08:58,556 I'm interested in you both. 1208 01:08:58,931 --> 01:09:01,726 Now, I can't make any rash promises, but I'd like to represent you. 1209 01:09:02,143 --> 01:09:02,819 As an agent? 1210 01:09:03,019 --> 01:09:04,020 Of course, Eddie. 1211 01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:05,980 Why don't you call my office and we'll set up an appointment? 1212 01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:07,282 Hey, Brett, come here. Sure. 1213 01:09:07,482 --> 01:09:08,566 I want you to meet Meg. 1214 01:09:11,944 --> 01:09:13,529 Quiet, everybody. Quiet, everybody. 1215 01:09:13,729 --> 01:09:14,572 Quiet, quiet. 1216 01:09:14,822 --> 01:09:16,291 I just heard it from the Soho News. 1217 01:09:16,491 --> 01:09:17,491 They loved it! 1218 01:09:19,994 --> 01:09:21,371 Okay, bye-bye. See you tomorrow. 1219 01:09:21,746 --> 01:09:22,747 Bye-bye. 1220 01:09:28,378 --> 01:09:30,004 We did it. 1221 01:09:32,590 --> 01:09:33,800 An agent! 1222 01:09:36,177 --> 01:09:37,845 We've got an agent! 1223 01:09:38,096 --> 01:09:44,360 - We've got an agent! - We've got an agent! 1224 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:51,560 We got it, we got it! 1225 01:10:03,037 --> 01:10:04,163 Hey. 1226 01:10:04,956 --> 01:10:05,957 Are you sure? 1227 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:08,251 I think so. 1228 01:10:09,919 --> 01:10:10,919 Oh, please. 1229 01:10:11,796 --> 01:10:13,172 I want you so much. 1230 01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:32,288 Okay, let's see if we can shoot this turkey. 1231 01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:33,831 Roll sound. 1232 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:35,925 See? - Roll camera. 1233 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:38,002 Rolling. Pussy treats, take one. 1234 01:13:40,212 --> 01:13:41,097 Action. 1235 01:13:41,297 --> 01:13:42,340 Come on, kitty. 1236 01:13:43,466 --> 01:13:44,467 That's a good kitty. 1237 01:13:44,967 --> 01:13:46,552 That's it. Eat it. 1238 01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:48,220 Eat it. 1239 01:13:49,889 --> 01:13:50,932 Eat it. 1240 01:13:51,891 --> 01:13:53,017 That's it. Come on. 1241 01:13:53,851 --> 01:13:54,977 Cat. 1242 01:13:58,439 --> 01:13:59,440 Come on. 1243 01:13:59,732 --> 01:14:00,733 Give him a poke. 1244 01:14:00,942 --> 01:14:03,277 How would you like to be a nice rug? - Cat. 1245 01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:08,407 Cut. 1246 01:14:08,616 --> 01:14:10,835 Come on, kitty. - Cut. 1247 01:14:11,035 --> 01:14:12,545 Look, we're shooting now. 1248 01:14:12,745 --> 01:14:14,338 That cat you sent this morning is a dud. 1249 01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,548 D-U-D. 1250 01:14:15,748 --> 01:14:16,799 That's a good Kitty. 1251 01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:19,005 No, I'm not interested in his friskies credits. 1252 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,212 What did you feed that thing this morning, a cow? 1253 01:14:22,254 --> 01:14:23,547 No, no. 1254 01:14:24,131 --> 01:14:24,974 Come on, kitty. 1255 01:14:25,174 --> 01:14:26,175 Cat. 1256 01:14:27,093 --> 01:14:28,094 Okay. 1257 01:14:29,387 --> 01:14:30,388 Come on. 1258 01:14:30,588 --> 01:14:31,314 No. 1259 01:14:31,514 --> 01:14:33,065 - Okay, right. - Where have you been? 1260 01:14:33,265 --> 01:14:35,017 How come you haven't been returning my calls? 1261 01:14:35,351 --> 01:14:36,444 l haven't had the time. 1262 01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:39,071 As it is, we're one day over schedule on this shoot. 1263 01:14:39,271 --> 01:14:40,314 Well, make time. 1264 01:14:40,564 --> 01:14:41,983 I've got an important job for you. 1265 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,484 I think you'll like this one. 1266 01:14:43,684 --> 01:14:44,285 Pays a grand. 1267 01:14:44,485 --> 01:14:46,362 What do I have to do, fuck the Boston Symphony? 1268 01:14:48,239 --> 01:14:49,323 No such luck, Billie. 1269 01:14:49,865 --> 01:14:50,995 Just some kid getting married. 1270 01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:52,326 A little bachelor party thing. 1271 01:14:52,576 --> 01:14:53,953 Old American institution. 1272 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:55,379 Uh-huh. 1273 01:14:55,579 --> 01:14:58,290 One-on-one is bad enough, but bachelor parties are the worst. 1274 01:14:58,582 --> 01:14:59,583 Forget it. 1275 01:15:00,418 --> 01:15:01,511 Okay, it's forgotten. 1276 01:15:01,711 --> 01:15:04,463 Just stop up at accounting and pick up your last paycheck. 1277 01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:05,765 Marv, you wouldn't. 1278 01:15:05,965 --> 01:15:06,699 Okay. 1279 01:15:06,899 --> 01:15:07,433 Try me. 1280 01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:08,643 Okay, action. 1281 01:15:08,843 --> 01:15:10,344 You know, you're a fucking prick. 1282 01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:11,679 Of course I know. 1283 01:15:12,179 --> 01:15:15,307 And because you've always been such a royal pain in the ass, Billie, 1284 01:15:15,766 --> 01:15:17,268 I think you owe me a favor. 1285 01:15:19,270 --> 01:15:20,271 Guess what I want. 1286 01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:23,482 A lifetime membership to Club Med. 1287 01:15:28,571 --> 01:15:30,281 Okay, action. 1288 01:15:31,782 --> 01:15:33,034 That's a kitty. 1289 01:15:33,617 --> 01:15:34,418 Nice Kitty. 1290 01:15:34,618 --> 01:15:35,953 Let's hear it for Mr. Cat. 1291 01:15:36,162 --> 01:15:38,789 Yay! 1292 01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:54,388 Huh? 1293 01:15:56,891 --> 01:16:03,891 Let's see if you remember how to operate a hundred dollar blowjob. 1294 01:16:05,357 --> 01:16:06,400 You're a pig. 1295 01:16:09,653 --> 01:16:10,654 Come on, Billie. 1296 01:16:12,198 --> 01:16:13,198 That's it. 1297 01:16:13,657 --> 01:16:14,584 Yeah, take it in your mouth. 1298 01:16:14,784 --> 01:16:15,334 That's it. 1299 01:16:15,534 --> 01:16:16,827 Yeah. 1300 01:16:18,412 --> 01:16:19,463 Oh, easy now. 1301 01:16:19,663 --> 01:16:21,415 No teeth. 1302 01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:24,919 Uh-huh. 1303 01:16:25,961 --> 01:16:26,962 That's right. 1304 01:16:28,756 --> 01:16:29,882 Come on, come on. 1305 01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:36,972 Those teeth hurt. 1306 01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:38,682 Not like that. 1307 01:16:38,891 --> 01:16:39,892 Yeah. 1308 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,401 That's right. 1309 01:16:50,277 --> 01:16:51,987 Yeah. 1310 01:17:26,355 --> 01:17:30,151 - My fucking shoes. - Your fucking shoes. 1311 01:17:35,698 --> 01:17:36,624 Hello. 1312 01:17:36,824 --> 01:17:37,825 Anybody home? 1313 01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:46,917 What are you doing here? 1314 01:17:48,043 --> 01:17:49,086 I missed you, baby. 1315 01:17:52,464 --> 01:17:53,549 How'd you get in? 1316 01:17:53,883 --> 01:17:55,301 l just wanted to see you. 1317 01:17:56,886 --> 01:17:57,970 Can I see you sometimes? 1318 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,764 I love you, sweetheart. 1319 01:18:01,974 --> 01:18:03,350 I just want to be able to see you. 1320 01:18:07,313 --> 01:18:08,731 Look, I got something for you. 1321 01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:10,399 It's your birthday present. 1322 01:18:11,734 --> 01:18:12,735 You can have it all. 1323 01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:16,447 Joel, you don't understand. 1324 01:18:18,490 --> 01:18:19,491 I'm in a lot of trouble. 1325 01:18:20,242 --> 01:18:21,285 I can't take these. 1326 01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:25,122 Joel, you don't understand. 1327 01:18:31,503 --> 01:18:33,547 You fucking cocksucking bitch! 1328 01:18:34,048 --> 01:18:35,257 What the fuck do you want?! 1329 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:36,767 I'll fucking kill you! 1330 01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:43,190 - No! No! No! - I'm going to kill you! 1331 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:47,728 Help! Help! Help! 1332 01:19:18,467 --> 01:19:19,468 Sherry? 1333 01:19:23,806 --> 01:19:24,807 Sherry? 1334 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:32,439 Sherry? 1335 01:19:33,691 --> 01:19:36,026 What is it? What is it? 1336 01:19:55,379 --> 01:19:56,380 Sherry? 1337 01:19:59,091 --> 01:20:00,426 That you, sweetheart? 1338 01:20:05,681 --> 01:20:06,765 Where are you, baby? 1339 01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:11,603 I know you're in here. 1340 01:20:16,692 --> 01:20:17,693 Come on out. 1341 01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:19,611 It's okay. 1342 01:20:22,072 --> 01:20:23,198 It's okay, baby. 1343 01:20:34,668 --> 01:20:36,170 I guess you're not in here. 1344 01:20:39,715 --> 01:20:41,050 Couldn't be in this room. 1345 01:20:48,307 --> 01:20:49,433 Guess I'll go home now. 1346 01:20:52,436 --> 01:20:55,147 Have some really nice things for my little Sherry. 1347 01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:00,194 Oh, well. 1348 01:21:01,779 --> 01:21:02,780 Too bad. 1349 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:34,144 Come on, you guys are animals. 1350 01:21:34,353 --> 01:21:35,279 Take a break already. 1351 01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:39,033 You've got the nicest tits I've seen in a long time. 1352 01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:41,985 Uh-huh. Willing and able, but not for you. 1353 01:21:42,361 --> 01:21:43,362 Take a peek. 1354 01:21:44,113 --> 01:21:47,533 They're nice enough. - Hey, guys, I've got another joke. 1355 01:21:47,866 --> 01:21:49,919 No, listen to it. They're good. 1356 01:21:50,119 --> 01:21:51,837 Okay, there's this French Foreign Legion commander 1357 01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:56,083 and he's just in from Paris on his inspection from Algeria, 1358 01:21:56,283 --> 01:21:56,926 right? 1359 01:21:57,126 --> 01:21:58,544 He says to the sergeant, "Where do you guys 1360 01:21:58,744 --> 01:21:59,711 get some action around here?" 1361 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:02,381 The sergeant says, "Well, we've got our camel here, 1362 01:22:02,581 --> 01:22:03,382 Bertha." 1363 01:22:03,841 --> 01:22:05,259 The commander says, "Bertha? 1364 01:22:05,968 --> 01:22:07,219 Okay, I'll give it a try." 1365 01:22:07,719 --> 01:22:11,557 He gets a stepladder and he climbs up, and he plugs old Bertha real good, right? 1366 01:22:12,099 --> 01:22:14,977 Then he climbs down and he says to the sergeant, 1367 01:22:15,811 --> 01:22:16,812 "Is this what you guys do? 1368 01:22:17,020 --> 01:22:18,530 You dork Bertha every night?" 1369 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:21,316 The sergeant looks at him like he's crazy and he says, 1370 01:22:21,516 --> 01:22:23,652 "No, we get on and we ride her to town. 1371 01:22:23,861 --> 01:22:25,487 There are plenty of broads there." 1372 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,792 Almost funny. Almost. 1373 01:22:29,992 --> 01:22:35,172 Not quite. So when's the lucky guy going to get here? 1374 01:22:35,372 --> 01:22:37,124 Oh, don't worry, we've got all night. 1375 01:22:37,332 --> 01:22:39,543 I've got something for you. 1376 01:22:40,252 --> 01:22:42,379 What do you want me to do, salute it? 1377 01:22:43,297 --> 01:22:44,423 Oh, what a card. 1378 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:46,842 Hey, Jim, it's about time. 1379 01:22:47,426 --> 01:22:48,936 Things are really getting hot around here. 1380 01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:50,387 Jimmy, you've gotta meet Billie. 1381 01:22:53,932 --> 01:22:54,933 Nice meeting you, Jim. 1382 01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:56,977 Oh, she's a laugh riot. 1383 01:22:58,437 --> 01:23:00,105 Don't be so shy, Jim, she's not. 1384 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:07,446 You're tying the knot? 1385 01:23:09,198 --> 01:23:10,457 Why so heavy? 1386 01:23:10,657 --> 01:23:12,743 Come on, I'm ready to spill a load. 1387 01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:15,454 You want to fuck? 1388 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:18,665 Let's fuck. 1389 01:23:18,874 --> 01:23:20,459 Let me see what kind of a man you are. 1390 01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:22,419 Show me that puny dick. 1391 01:23:22,669 --> 01:23:24,755 Hey, what did I do? 1392 01:23:25,214 --> 01:23:26,757 Shut up and give it to me. 1393 01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:28,884 All right. You want to fuck? 1394 01:23:30,093 --> 01:23:31,094 Welcome. 1395 01:23:32,221 --> 01:23:33,263 Here it comes. 1396 01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:11,718 Oh my God. 1397 01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:13,512 What happened? 1398 01:24:13,929 --> 01:24:15,138 Who did this to you? 1399 01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:19,393 Who did this? 1400 01:24:21,019 --> 01:24:23,272 Joel. 1401 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:25,691 Oh my God. 1402 01:24:29,027 --> 01:24:30,028 Joel. 1403 01:24:32,614 --> 01:24:34,491 Call an ambulance, quick. 1404 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,876 I don't want to die. 1405 01:24:45,711 --> 01:24:46,753 I don't want to die. 1406 01:24:47,296 --> 01:24:48,380 You won't, honey. 1407 01:24:49,464 --> 01:24:50,465 You won't. 1408 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:55,721 You won't. 1409 01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:00,434 Don't block the label, honey. 1410 01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:03,020 Okay, 1411 01:25:03,312 --> 01:25:04,646 a little slower. 1412 01:25:05,939 --> 01:25:07,232 Sensual. 1413 01:25:09,026 --> 01:25:10,027 Catch the light. 1414 01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,739 Spread your fingers. 1415 01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:16,475 Come on, he speaks for himself. 1416 01:25:16,675 --> 01:25:17,993 Three Cleos, what more do you want? 1417 01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:20,003 Excuse me, Mary, can I talk to you for a minute? 1418 01:25:20,203 --> 01:25:21,371 Hey, guys, I'd like you to meet Billie. 1419 01:25:21,571 --> 01:25:23,185 She's one of our greatest assets. 1420 01:25:23,385 --> 01:25:24,842 Nice meeting you. A little slower. 1421 01:25:25,042 --> 01:25:26,543 Just give me a second, will you, fellas? 1422 01:25:26,743 --> 01:25:27,628 Are you free tonight? - Sure. 1423 01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:30,756 What's on your mind, sweetheart? 1424 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,008 You owe me some money. Catch the light. 1425 01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:36,178 Oh, yeah. Right. 1426 01:25:37,929 --> 01:25:40,265 One, two. 1427 01:25:40,515 --> 01:25:41,516 Services rendered. 1428 01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:43,727 Marv, this is only $200. 1429 01:25:45,103 --> 01:25:46,488 Oh, yeah. 1430 01:25:46,688 --> 01:25:48,273 I did promise you more, didn't I? 1431 01:25:48,607 --> 01:25:49,608 $1,000. 1432 01:25:50,317 --> 01:25:52,161 You promised me a half-decent job. 1433 01:25:52,361 --> 01:25:55,113 Those guys the other night were very, very disappointed. 1434 01:25:55,405 --> 01:25:57,115 That made me look bad and I don't like that. 1435 01:25:57,315 --> 01:25:58,116 Take the deuce. 1436 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:02,087 Oh, and for tonight, I want you to take care of these two. 1437 01:26:02,287 --> 01:26:06,958 Because you're such a smart-ass broad, you can do them both for a $100 bill. 1438 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:08,510 I'm not doing it. 1439 01:26:08,710 --> 01:26:09,553 You're going to do it, honey. 1440 01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:11,797 You're either going to shape up, or get the fuck out. 1441 01:26:12,214 --> 01:26:13,140 Is that it? 1442 01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:13,974 You got it. 1443 01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:15,175 A little slower. 1444 01:26:17,469 --> 01:26:18,470 You motherfucker. 1445 01:26:20,055 --> 01:26:23,609 If you ever come near me again, I'll tell the whole fucking world 1446 01:26:23,809 --> 01:26:25,227 what a pimp you are. 1447 01:26:29,272 --> 01:26:30,774 Services rendered! 1448 01:26:38,949 --> 01:26:40,742 Sherry, are you all right? 1449 01:26:41,451 --> 01:26:42,452 Yes, I'm fine. 1450 01:26:42,661 --> 01:26:44,621 I'll be out in just a minute, okay? 1451 01:26:46,665 --> 01:26:48,333 You don't want to be late for your flight. 1452 01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,377 Okay. 1453 01:26:50,794 --> 01:26:51,795 I'm hurrying. 1454 01:26:55,006 --> 01:26:56,049 Life must be good. 1455 01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:58,301 - You look wonderful. - Yeah. 1456 01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,178 Eddie and I get along real well together. 1457 01:27:00,429 --> 01:27:02,180 We're just taking it a step at a time, though. 1458 01:27:02,556 --> 01:27:03,557 Who knows? 1459 01:27:04,558 --> 01:27:05,734 Say, how's she doing? 1460 01:27:05,934 --> 01:27:06,735 Much better. 1461 01:27:06,935 --> 01:27:09,271 I think it'll do her a lot of good to get back with her mom. 1462 01:27:15,193 --> 01:27:16,820 How's the Broadway star? 1463 01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:18,388 It's not Broadway. 1464 01:27:18,588 --> 01:27:19,489 It's summer stock. 1465 01:27:19,990 --> 01:27:21,575 Can you believe it? I'm playing Blanche. 1466 01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:23,410 At least this one pays. 1467 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:26,413 Really? 1468 01:27:27,456 --> 01:27:28,457 You cleaned your drawers, 1469 01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:31,126 got your tickets, 1470 01:27:34,171 --> 01:27:35,464 and you're all packed. 1471 01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:37,132 Everything. 1472 01:27:40,635 --> 01:27:41,762 I'm going to miss you both. 1473 01:27:48,226 --> 01:27:49,436 You take care, too. 1474 01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:50,529 Keep in touch. 1475 01:27:50,729 --> 01:27:52,481 I want a postcard from every stop. 1476 01:27:52,814 --> 01:27:53,782 You, too. Promise. 1477 01:27:53,982 --> 01:27:54,983 Okay. 1478 01:27:58,195 --> 01:27:59,196 Bye. 1479 01:28:00,238 --> 01:28:01,239 Hi. 1480 01:28:28,892 --> 01:28:29,893 Hello? 1481 01:28:30,393 --> 01:28:31,394 Yes, itis. 1482 01:28:32,854 --> 01:28:33,855 Oh, the ad. 1483 01:28:34,773 --> 01:28:36,608 Yes, I still have the two rooms available. 1484 01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,076 Yes. 1485 01:28:38,276 --> 01:28:39,319 They're both quite nice. 1486 01:28:40,904 --> 01:28:44,032 You'll have access to the living room, the full kitchen, 1487 01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:46,535 and there's lots of light. 1488 01:28:47,869 --> 01:28:48,870 Do you like plants? 99189