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{\an8}I don't understand.
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{\an8}We nailed potty training
with Felix and Viv.
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{\an8}This guy is making us
seem like amateurs.
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What are we doing wrong?
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Well, he's putting his junk
in there.
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He's got the right idea.
- Attention!
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We have a question.
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Excuse me,
Daddy is trying
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to learn how to not be seduced
if he's in a cult.
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What does Mommy
do for her job?
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Okay. Guess we're just
going to hope
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that I'm never
in that situation.
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I am a data analyst
for the city so I...
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I look at information
and numbers...
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See, her job is boring.
You were wrong.
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- What? Viv?
- We made a bet.
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I said that you were
in charge of the World Cup.
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Well, yeah, okay...
So, I...
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I said that you were the queen
of all the garbage trucks.
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Garbage trucks
are infrastructure.
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So what I do is
I take the data...
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Do you control the trucks
or not?
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Everyone has a little
critic in their head
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that undermines
their confidence.
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Tells them that
they are not good enough.
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No.
But I do take the data.
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That's not anything.
When you have kids,
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that little critic
doesn't live in your head,
it lives in your house.
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And you feed it
three square meals a day.
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Nobody wins.
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Couldn't agree more.
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My job is interesting.
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Right, Morris?
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{\an8}We have a problem.
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{\an8}Oh, what up?
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{\an8}The waterfront for
our proposed World Cup village
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{\an8}is closed due
to contamination.
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{\an8}- Oh, dang, sis.
- What's with all the stickers?
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{\an8}Are you doing another
unboxing video?
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{\an8}Oh, no. I just lost
the instruction manual so I'm
just kind of winging it.
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{\an8}Okay, do you have time
to discuss this right now, or...
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{\an8}...would you rather play
with your toys?
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{\an8}I can do both.
Contaminated with what?
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{\an8}- Geese.
- Okay, well,
they'll just fly away.
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{\an8}Well, it's actually
their poop.
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{\an8}So geese feces is toxic
and abundant.
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{\an8}This could be a complete
disaster for
the World Cup village.
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{\an8}Oh, dang...
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{\an8}Well, we do have a World Cup
committee meeting on Friday.
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{\an8}Councillor Flynn will probably
want to hear this.
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{\an8}Flynn...
What does he care?
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{\an8}Him and his developer buddies
would probably rather build
a golf course there.
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{\an8}He's more toxic than the poo.
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{\an8}Yeah, and he always calls
me "Kyle."
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{\an8}I think he knows my name,
but he's just trying
to like disrespect me.
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{\an8}Yeah, maybe.
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{\an8}He's kind of sort of
been put in charge
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{\an8}of our World Cup event.
- Him?
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{\an8}Argh...
- Yeah...
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{\an8}Hey, but you should
take the lead, Astrid.
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{\an8}You slap.
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{\an8}Yeah.
You're right about me.
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{\an8}I do slap.
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{\an8}Okay, yeah.
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{\an8}I'll give that turd
the truth about crap.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- You have a sticker
on your chin.
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{\an8}Oh. Uh...
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{\an8}Did I get it?
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Thanks!
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Thank you.
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Look, Daddy,
I've basically killed this list.
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It really helps you
stay on top of things, huh?
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Our helper teacher said
my brain is like a puppy.
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If I train it properly,
it'll be my loyal companion
for life.
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Well, I think all that
hard work deserves a reward.
What do you think?
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Like a puppy that's not
my brain?
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- No, no.
- We're getting a dog?
- No!
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No, no. Felix,
remember when I taught
you how to ride a bike?
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That was awesome.
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I got to skip school
and eat a banana split.
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And you got to learn
how to ride a bike.
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No, I think I learned
before that.
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No. It happened on that day.
Because Daddy taught you.
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That's why you got
the banana split, bud.
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I don't remember.
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Very special memory for me.
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But Viv,
what do you say you and me
give it a go?
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What are you talking about
this Friday, huh?
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Yeah! Banana split!
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Yeah, valuable new skill.
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Alright, I put Morris to bed
a half hour early.
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I really have to practise
for my presentation on Friday.
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I'm so rusty.
- Why don't you do
your presentation for us?
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Okay.
Okay...
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Goose feces...
- But I get to do
a presentation first.
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Can I have your phone
for background music?
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I can dust off
my history presentation
about Alexander Graham Bell.
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Guys, guys,
I think Mommy needs our help.
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I don't think we need
to put on a whole talent show.
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No, no, don't say it!
Talent show!
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Talent show!
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Alright, keep your acts tight.
Three minutes max.
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Yes! I'm so horny
for this.
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- Felix!
- I'm sorry, buddy...
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What?
It just means excited, right?
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Let's just stick
to saying the word "excited."
Okay?
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Talent show!
Talent show!
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Talent show!
- Alright, which one of us has
to talk to Felix about "horny?"
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Yes!
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Ha!
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Conclusively,
by matching projections
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against our detailed data sets.
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And that's why this species'
feces makes me uneasy.
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Anyway, that's it.
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Ye... Yeah!
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Very informative.
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I know where I won't be swimming
this summer.
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Okay, what's
with the robot voice?
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What robot voice?
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You, um, talk, um,
like, this.
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Okay, that's just Mom's
professional speaking voice.
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Like broken Siri?
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No, no.
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Anyway, I won the talent show.
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No, I did!
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It's not that children
don't care about
your feelings...
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It's that they don't
think you have any.
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As parents, we work
hard to nourish our children's
confidence
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and protect them from
harmful criticism.
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But the more
confidence they have,
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the more they feel
they can share their hurtful,
tactless opinions.
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Which can make you feel
like crap.
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- Oh, you want it?
- I do!
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Hey!
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Oh my God, I'll be back.
Guys, guys, guys.
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Dawn's left for work,
but Corey's making
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nettle tea
before we hit the books.
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Thursday is homeschool day.
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Oh, right.
What are you studying?
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Capital punishment.
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Right.
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Join us for a tea
and a little chin wag?
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Both those things
sound gross.
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I should probably just go.
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Wait, is everything alright?
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I'm sensing
a nervous energy...
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Oh, I can feel it
in my glutes.
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Come here.
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Okay, I mean,
you used to work in
the corporate world, right?
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With actual professional people?
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Yeah, I had a nervous
breakdown to prove it.
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I mean, what I wouldn't give
to have those years back.
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Right, right, right.
Anyway,
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so you actually did
a lot of public speaking.
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With presentations,
and pitches, and what not.
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Oh, I see.
You've got to impress
the big wigs
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and as a result,
you are "wigging out."
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More or less.
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- My advice:
- Okay.
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Accept the public speaking
trauma of your past.
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Wait, what
public speaking trauma?
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In grade three?
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With your speech
about peer pressure?
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Dawn told you about that?
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That was so humiliating.
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I belched in the middle
of my speech.
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I can still hear it
echoing through the auditorium.
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I can still taste the turkey
sandwich I had for lunch
that day.
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Well, you can forget
about it now.
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Whoosh!
- I had forgotten about it,
but you just reminded me!
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Really?
It comes up in our household
fairly often.
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Every charades night someone
inevitably
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puts "Astrid's Speech"
in the hat.
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Most of our guests laugh.
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I...
actually find it moving.
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You can leave it on the desk
or in the kitchenette,
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just make sure Fintekoäly
can see it. Okay?
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Thank you.
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Hey, Marla...
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I just want to say,
great email today
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about footwear in the office.
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I don't think sandals
should be worn in the workplace
either.
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This is a business,
not an all-inclusive.
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I love that line.
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Can I get a personal day
tomorrow?
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Personal day?
For what?
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It's personal.
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But still,
I must know.
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Well, I wanted
to take the day
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to teach my daughter
how to ride a bike.
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No one taught me
how to ride a bike.
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I had to teach myself.
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Oh, that's very sad.
Also, inspiring...
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I rode straight down a hill
without knowing how to stop
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and crashed through
a construction barrier.
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To this day, I still scream
every time I see a traffic cone.
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Hey, it's my birthday!
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Take your personal day, James.
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But do not fail
to teach that child to ride
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or she will suffer
for the rest of her life.
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Oh, thank you
so much, Marla.
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I already taught my son,
so I feel like...
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Mark my words!
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Do not fail.
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Okay,
I don't think we need
to do this part.
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I feel very confident.
- I certainly hope so.
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So what are you trying to
grow? A Fu Manchu kind of thing?
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- Yeah.
- You'll get there, man.
Oh, talk to you later.
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Astrid! Hey,
I just want to run something
by you.
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So what if I introduce
your presentation
with music?
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You know, like,
as you go out to the podium,
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I play Nirvana
or Public Enemy.
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Something badass
and retro like you.
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A podium?
Where is this taking place?
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- Like City Hall.
- There he is.
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Watching you in my rearview
mirror, buddy.
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Hey, how's your golf game?
Turkey.
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Ah, hey, Councillor Flynn.
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Yes, hello.
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Leonard Flynn.
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Councillor for
Etobicoke, Lakeshore.
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You don't know that jingle?
That was my campaign jingle.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, and you are?
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- Astrid.
- Astrid.
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Like asteroid.
Or asterisk.
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Spell it for me.
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A-S-T...
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...R-I-D.
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Astrid.
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You're the one
who's presenting
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at the committee meeting
on Friday.
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Yeah.
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Kyle here says
it's going to be really crappy.
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- Jean-Luc...
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Well, I hope not.
I've been preparing.
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Oh, no, no.
That you're actually talking
about crap.
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Isn't there a big issue
with goose crap?
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Oh, yes, "crappy."
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It'll be good, though.
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I'm very "poo-shinate"
about the topic.
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I mean "passionate."
242
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,477
It's a bad poo pun.
243
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,521
Anyway, I'm quite horny
about Friday.
244
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,357
I mean, sorry, excited.
245
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,776
I said the wrong thing.
What... I meant...
246
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,072
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
247
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,534
Astrid, I really appreciate
all the research you've done
248
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:39,537
and it matters to me big time,
249
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,581
but I think this sensitive
information
250
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,165
should perhaps
be disseminated
251
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,709
by someone the committee knows
a little bit better.
252
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,836
Like maybe...
Kyle here.
253
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,421
Oh, you mean me?
254
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,880
Yeah, you, Kyle.
255
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,424
What do you say?
256
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,301
- Sorry.
257
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,927
Yeah, yeah. Sounds good,
sounds good.
258
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,138
I got to run, so...
259
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,933
Gas, like burpee.
"Gastrid."
260
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,476
I've got her name
locked in now...
261
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,728
...Kyle.
262
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,105
Is that your Starbucks name?
263
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,065
- Yeah...
- Mine's Ricky.
264
00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,618
Astrid?
265
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,453
Thank God you're still here.
266
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,705
Is everything okay?
Did that girl leave
another mean comment
267
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,458
on your crochet video?
- No, I just feel awful
268
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,418
for bringing up
your old public speaking thing.
269
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,420
It was thoughtless,
and I want you to know
270
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,505
that Dawn is very cross with me.
271
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,382
It's okay, it's fine.
272
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,759
It's funny, I guess.
273
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,219
Still, don't let
a little past humiliation
274
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,472
stop you from sharing
your voice.
275
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,891
It's fine,
it doesn't matter anyway.
276
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,393
I've been passed over
for the presentation.
277
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,687
They've asked my boss,
Jean-Luc, to do it.
278
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,190
That's outrageous.
Sexist.
279
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,485
I mean, no doubt
you're the one with
the expertise in...
280
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,196
What is it exactly?
281
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,448
- Goose poo.
- Seriously?
282
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,867
Yes, it's a very
serious problem.
283
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,371
- Oh.
- They're highly parasitic,
they cause E.coli contamination,
284
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,332
salmonella,
and spread bird flu to humans.
285
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,085
If we host the World Cup
before we deal with
our poo problem,
286
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,712
we could be hosting
the next global pandemic.
287
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,423
But who cares, right?
Like the kids say,
"My job is boring."
288
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,801
Why get worked up
about it, why, why, why?
289
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,804
- That's not boring, Mom.
290
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,641
That's really gross
and important.
291
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,226
He's right.
292
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,936
If you don't do this
presentation,
293
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,397
all this poo could be swept
under the rug.
294
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,068
Here.
295
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,361
They're not in order
296
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,114
and I accidentally spit
on one of them.
297
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,782
You got this.
298
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,702
You're right.
299
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,705
All I need is a little nerve.
300
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,416
And perhaps an antacid?
301
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,045
Okay, now...
302
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,756
The key to riding a bike
is focus.
303
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,591
I can't do that.
My brain is different.
304
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,844
Yup, no, that's true.
That's why we took an extra
half an hour
305
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,262
to find the most
quiet place in the park.
306
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,973
- So...
- Different because ADHD.
307
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,517
Yup, that's true.
So put your little feetsies
on the pedals here.
308
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,394
What's that guy doing
over there?
309
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,021
Oh, that doesn't matter.
Let's concentrate on you.
310
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,941
This is a handbrake, right?
So put your fingies on that
and we'll squeeze that.
311
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:16,527
- Okay, hold on.
- What's in that bike's trunk?
- Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.
312
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,779
So why don't you just tell
me more about how
this handbrake feels?
313
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,532
When you squeeze it,
it goes all the way down
to the wheel.
314
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,951
Honey, it goes all the way down
to--
- Puppies!
315
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,954
Yeah, that's exciting
and cute.
316
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,123
It's a little bit suspicious,
but honey, honey,
317
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,001
the reason we came to the park
is to learn how to ride a bike, right?
318
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,336
Want to hold one?
I'm trying to socialize them.
319
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,713
Yes!
320
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,633
Oh my God.
Maybe we'll get a puppy.
321
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,845
- Really?
- Yeah, we get stuff
we shouldn't get all the time.
322
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,306
Take-out, your baby brother.
323
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,642
Maybe we'll surprise your mom
with one in like
three to eight years.
324
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:52,062
- Yay!
- Okay, okay, okay.
325
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,815
Let me take this guy.
Oh, buddy,
326
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,192
please take back
your kid magnet.
327
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,985
You sure?
This one is on sale.
328
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,487
Dude, you're killing me.
329
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,238
Okay, we took the whole day off.
330
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,324
So why don't we learn how
to ride a bike?
331
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,368
Use our time wisely, yeah?
Yeah! Okay.
332
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,914
- I did it, Daddy.
- Yeah, you climbed a tree.
333
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,916
You want to show me
how you can ride a bike?
334
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,793
It's too high.
335
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,966
- Hello.
- Astrid.
336
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,304
Just to play Devil's
Avocado...
337
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,765
Aren't goose feces
a part of nature?
338
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,850
How bad could it be?
- What are you doing?
339
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,436
Oh, hey, Astrid.
Just going over some notes.
340
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,563
- What's that on your hand?
- Visual prop,
341
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,482
Devil's Avocado.
Thought of it last night.
342
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,900
Were you high?
343
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,653
Alright, I had gummy,
but it was all CBD.
344
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,321
You know, for anxiety.
345
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,906
Okay, well,
no need to be anxious.
346
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,032
I'm going to do
the presentation.
347
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,951
Okay, are you sure?
348
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,496
Wait, why is there a camera
in here?
349
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,540
Oh, they're livestreaming
to the other committee members
350
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,958
and other host cities.
351
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,627
Oh God...
352
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,758
She's not Kyle.
353
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,719
Good morning.
It's the afternoon.
354
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,098
Oh. Right...
355
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,642
Sorry, I missed lunch.
356
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,855
Psst.
357
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,619
Please, c'mon, let's go.
358
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,834
Anyway, peer pressure.
359
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,669
Yikes...
360
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,504
I mean...
361
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,969
Okay, finally got
some peace and quiet.
No distractions!
362
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,054
- I'm tired!
- Nope, that's, nope.
363
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,848
Let's just...
364
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,893
Momentum and balance,
they go hand in hand.
365
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,936
They're like best friends,
they're like that.
366
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,688
- I don't understand.
- It's okay.
367
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,815
You don't need to understand,
Daddy's very confusing
sometimes.
368
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,650
All I need you to do
is trust me, okay?
369
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,194
So let's put your feet
back up on the pedals.
370
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,405
And we're just going
to start pedaling, okay?
371
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,073
Ready?
Here we go.
372
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,575
Yeah, that's it...
373
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,410
You're doing it,
Wonder Girl.
374
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,870
Oh my God, you're so good.
375
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,663
You trust me?
376
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,916
What? No!
377
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,594
Viv!
378
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,388
I said, "I don't trust you!"
379
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,140
- It's okay.
- But you didn't listen.
380
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,644
- Let me...
- I'd never do that
to you, Peanut Butter.
381
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,481
Let me see your hand,
let me just see your hand.
382
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,232
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
383
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,074
And now, I'd like
to introduce my colleague
who has a question.
384
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,243
"Just to play Devil's Avocado,
but weren't the geese here
first?
385
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,579
If so, aren't we the problem?"
386
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,415
Well, that's a...
Oh, that's a great answer.
387
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,876
That's a great idea,
Mr. 'Cado.
388
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,504
I don't understand
any of this, quite frankly.
389
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,381
Hey, still good.
He's fine.
390
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,633
That's a really great
point, Mr. 'Cado.
391
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,386
Yeah, I think that's
392
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,805
a great discussion
to have with everyone here is
393
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,850
are geese peers
or are they...
394
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,560
Okay, yeah, tough crowd.
395
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,771
If she burps again...
396
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,816
Sorry, if this
has been confusing.
397
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,192
Big time!
398
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,989
The issue is quite simple, actually.
399
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,951
The area that we have
tentatively designated
400
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,412
as the World Cup village
is contaminated.
401
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,624
Meaning,
all the work that we've
put into hosting this event
402
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:45,212
can be undone by what comes
out of a goose.
403
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,092
Yeah, we can come up
with some solutions
404
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,094
before scaring off investors.
But first,
405
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,304
why don't we understand
the facts?
406
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,056
Oh, great save, Astrid.
407
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,683
Should have been you
the whole time.
408
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,976
Stupid Flynn.
409
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,353
Thanks.
Sorry your puppet
didn't go over.
410
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,605
Yo, I never want to see
this again. Here.
411
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,107
Give it to your baby.
412
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,316
That was horrible, Kyle.
413
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,776
That was horrible, Jean-Luc.
414
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,486
I'm Leonard.
415
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,904
Wow.
416
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:11,947
Okay...
417
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,490
Wow, I thought it
was all over
418
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,825
after you belched
into that microphone.
419
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,535
But somehow you turned
a corner
420
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,495
and it became
quite enlightening.
421
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,330
Well, I appreciate that.
422
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,833
You've inspired me to come up
with a bold idea.
423
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,169
And I could really use your
help getting the city on board.
424
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,628
Really?
425
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,631
Yeah, I would love
to help develop a task force.
426
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,592
No, I'm talking
about a mass cull.
427
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,469
Harm reduction.
428
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,762
A goose reduce.
429
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138
They're invasive,
you said it yourself.
430
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,431
They're kind of grotesque.
431
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,142
They get all over
our beautiful golf courses,
432
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,852
and you're not allowed
to harm them.
433
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,979
But now that we know
they're trying to harm us,
434
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,024
I think there would be
big support for a massacre.
435
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,902
Yeah, I don't want to kill
any of the geese.
436
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,862
Oh, no, we'll get some
guys from out of town.
437
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,572
I'll talk to the mayor.
438
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,742
You know, Astrid...
439
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,536
I think you're too smart
for the job you have.
440
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,580
You've got a really
bright future.
441
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,040
I can see that.
442
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,751
So let's kill some geese
together.
443
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,711
Okay?
444
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,265
What's up, dog?
445
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,102
You're not mad at me?
446
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,979
No, the banana split
in my tummy has melted.
447
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,940
Now, I have a popsicle.
448
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,692
I'm great.
- Yeah, that's good, sweetie.
449
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,112
I'm sorry if I wasn't paying
attention to your feelings
before.
450
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,447
I just wanted the day with you
to feel so special, you know?
451
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,741
It was special.
We played with puppies,
452
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,370
climbed trees, and rocked out.
453
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,206
I know, right?
It was... It was, like, crazy.
454
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,833
- Crazy special.
- Yeah.
455
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,960
Best.
- Best.
456
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,003
So, is the bike working?
457
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,630
Yeah, this bike
will be working.
458
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,090
This bike will be
under you in no time.
459
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,925
Here, do you want to see?
I'm about to fix it.
460
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,593
See, it's just the chain part.
461
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,096
Raising kids can be
rough on the old ego.
462
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,722
You have a sleepy brain,
bags under your eyes,
463
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,724
and some kind of stain
on your sleeve.
464
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,893
It's grease from
chicken fingers.
I know what it is!
465
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,604
Your kids can be
your harshest critics,
but also your biggest fans.
466
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,190
- Mommy's home!
- Yes, she is!
467
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,693
Feels good to be needed,
and loved, and missed.
468
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,153
There she is!
469
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,697
And sometimes
out of nowhere, supported.
470
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,115
Hi.
- Hi.
471
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,741
Thank you
for your note today.
472
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,243
It really helped me.
473
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,914
I came up with
a mascot for Toronto's
World Cup.
474
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,958
It's a goose with
a diaper on.
475
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,002
- It's a work of art.
- Thank you.
476
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,837
How was bike riding?
477
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,340
Great, I climbed up a tree
and tried out some dogs.
478
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,885
You tried out
some dogs?
479
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,553
You know,
for the future.
480
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,638
I see...
Great job.
481
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,391
- How was your presentation?
- Oh, they were really horny
for it.
482
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,894
That's great.
Hi.
483
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,521
I kind of feel like
I should have a final thought
on confidence.
484
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,356
Maybe stronger
to just let the moment sit.
485
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,984
I'm confident
you're right.
Boo.
486
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,072
I was really focused
when I invented the telephone.
487
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,534
Guess you could say
I was... dialled-in.
488
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,954
- I could do some animals.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's have it.
489
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,873
You're all very familiar
with my crow.
490
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,168
Look at your card,
now hand it back.
491
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,128
And close your eyes.
- Okay, okay.
492
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,130
Open your eyes.
493
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,673
Where's the card at?
494
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,801
Okay, well there's
two kinds of dogs.
495
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,470
There's the dogs that bark
like this,
496
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,182
or,
497
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,808
My name's Rappin' Daddy,
498
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:30,437
and I'm here to say
that I like rappin'
in the Daddy way.
499
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,190
I do laundry, and dishes,
and gettin' kids fed.
500
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,734
End of the day,
puttin' suckers to bed.
501
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,362
A parent all day
and a parent all night,
502
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,614
and sometimes I wonder
if I'm doing it right.
503
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,283
And that's...
honestly, the hardest part.
504
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,578
Is the...
The doubt of it.
505
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,248
And wondering if
I'm ruining a young life.
506
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,961
And give it up for Astrid,
my lovely wife!
507
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,004
Whoa!
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