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That's how I did it.
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I took the knife out of the drawer.
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And I stabbed him.
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Again and again.
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And I couldn't stop myself.
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There was blood everywhere,
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but he wasn't dead,
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That's when I panicked
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And I hit him with it...
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repeatedly...
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And his body went limp.
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But I still wasn't sure.
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So I dragged him outside
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with the car.
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Thank you, Miss Snellgrove. We'll
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So you're not arresting me?
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There's a few loose ends to tie up
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I may be new, but I thought that if
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the procedure was to bang them in.
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Bang them UP, sir. In my office.
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Listen, sergeant.
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If we get off on the wrong foot,
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PEAR-shaped. The variety
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Believe me, sir, it is important.
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All right, but you had better
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No, it's villains you call chu...
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I'll run this place properly,
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Apples. What?! It was pears a minute
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I'd better show you
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Bodie, Doyle. I'm home!
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Where is Inspector Frost hiding?
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As if I didn't know(!)
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Oh, there you are,
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Now then, I expect you thought you
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Expect you thought she'd gone.
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20 years, with time off
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I've got a treat for you lot.
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'USA Cable Gold -
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'365 days a year!
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'Next, another chance to see
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HAWAII FIVE-0 OPENING MUSIC
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'Book him, Danno! Got it! I didn't
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'we got bigger fish to fry!
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TURNS VOLUME DOWN
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They haven't arrested me,
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Probably building
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She's bonkers. These are some recent
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I shimmied up the drainpipe
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I ransacked the joint.
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It was the first of 19 similar
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I'm running the rackets for the
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gambling, protection, hookers.
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They call me "Consigliere".
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I'm willing to turn evidence if I'm
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I want to face justice, basically.
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Hello.
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Hello. What? I was just saying
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Um. Yes, I admit it. Yes...
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I am... Lord Lucan!
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Harriet Snellgrove has confessed to
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Bank jobs, jewel heists,
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grand larceny, international
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And now she's confessed to the
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She's mad, but harmless.
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More sad than bad, really.
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Why don't you arrest her
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Then she'd be guilty of something.
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Yes, we did this at college.
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She has a delusional
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A passive, empathetic psychopath.
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Like bonkers, sir? Either way, we're
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that Harriet Snellgrove could have
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None whatsoever, sir.
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Damn. I thought our investigation
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It happens. Just when I think
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the gearbox falls out!
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The wheels are off.
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prove metaphorically unreliable!
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FREEZE!!!
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Police should really be here by now.
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I wonder what's keeping them.
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Where are you? You can never find
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'This is Foxtrot Romeo Tango.
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'Am proceeding to address,
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Ooh, they're on their way.
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Listen, you guys. You'll probably
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'Foxtrot Romeo Tango,
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'together with additional
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'Sarge, how many 'Pappas'
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Oh, Brother Cadfael.
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I don't think they're coming
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I might have to pay them a visit.
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I need my hat, my coat
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I've got the vital evidence
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A salival swab.
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It genetically matches skin lodged
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as he clawed desperately at my face
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while I hit him with a hammer.
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You said it was a breadknife.
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And you are?
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He's in charge of the missing
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Well, he's very rude.
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Citizens who confess
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are entitled to a bit of courtesy.
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Now listen, laughing boy.
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That doesn't work with women, sir.
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Can you suggest anything with the
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Now listen, darling!
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Oh, no. That's the one
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Still, waste not, want not, hey?
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Now listen... love? Very good.
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There are two reasons I don't
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One, your version of events is
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And you can't have killed him when
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At the time, poppet... (No.)...you
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you were HERE, confessing to
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All right, I admit it. I misled you
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I was covering up my part
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It was bound to come out as Song
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Get her out of my station!
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Look. They know who the murderer is.
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It's me. But they won't listen.
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That detective doesn't like me.
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It's not easy flushing a corpse
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Hacking off the arms!
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It's a hell of a job pushing
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I think it's time
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SCOTTISH ACCENT:
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I wanna speak to your captain.
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QUEEN'S ENGLISH: Hello, Alexander
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SCOTTISH: So, how bad
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in the pub quiz team.
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No comment. Fair enough, yeah.
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QUEEN'S ENGLISH: I'm so sorry, where
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Anybody else know about this?
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So, the Conservative Party
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No, no, this is dynamite.
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We're talking a splash here,
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DEEP, GRUFF VOICE: Hello, crime
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You did what?
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Wait, er, look, wait. Wait, darling.
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Sounds like a real story!
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'Kick the door down. Won't budge!
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'Use your bloody shooter!'
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I'm sorry but we've come to search
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Haven't you forgotten something?
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No! Kick down the door! Punch me
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Well, the press won't allow it. And
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A source tells us there's a body
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possibly down the jacksie.
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We're investigating the case to show
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and don't just sit around on
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Wa ho ho! So, you gonna rip
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You know, pull up the floor, smash
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Super. Let's get cracking!
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Hiaaargh!!
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SOUND OF FALLING RUBBLE
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You're getting warm. Warmer than
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But when you first arrived,
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Admit it,
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All right, there is no body
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in the house.
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It's in the garden!
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This is unusual cake. It's mackerel.
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It's Inspector Morse's favourite.
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I've found something, sir!
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You're positively hot now!
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It's a leg, sir.
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And a face! A hand...
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and a fishing rod!
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We can draw a line
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I had to bury the gnome!
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It was a voodoo effigy of my victim!
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I harness the evil spirits
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It doesn't look remotely like
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Inspector Dawson, Alex Docherty.
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Nutley Chronicle crime desk,
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art critic, defence correspondent,
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Close it! Don't you mean "shut it",
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She's right. "Shut it" is correct.
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What's the difference? It's a
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after our splash
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Apparently, he was last seen
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Having a drink, with a stranger.
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Oh, that was me. Yes, we met.
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We had a drink, we had a quarrel.
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Oh, call it a lover's tiff.
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We went to his and while he slept,
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This is nonsense!
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Will the police do anything, or are
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No comment. What about an ID parade?
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The public deserves to know why the
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If any face is familiar...
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He's the man! He's the barman.
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He was serving before I drowned
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Can you identify anyone as talking
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It definitely wasn't the mad woman.
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But it could be any of the others.
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Covering for me! He's my brother!
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Don't you agree, Mr Docherty?
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MUFFLED: Yes. Well, I've gotta go
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why I haven't got any messages.
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Right, thank you, constables.
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I'm not innocent! This is a gross
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You've got the right WOMAAAAN!!
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PHONE RINGS
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Dawson. 'You have made a mistake.
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'It was Harriet Snellgrove wot
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It's Harriet Snellgrove.
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HE HANGS UP
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It was me, you know.
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Jesus! Just to reiterate...
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Oh, there you are. Now, Inspector...
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Inspector, stop! Listen, Inspector!
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Ooh... Inspector!
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ENGINE REVS, WHEELS SCREECH
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Imbecile!
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Nooooo!
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Sorry to bother you, but I thought
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Yes, I killed the bank manager.
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There's a woman in there! She's
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I'm taking a holiday, Sergeant.
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My grey cells need some fresh air.
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I'm taking a long weekend,
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Don't write me off yet!
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"Manor" is a term used by criminals,
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The district encompassed by a police
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Have a good holiday.
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I did it, and I can prove it!
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How on...? Look! The murder weapon -
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It's not funny!
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No. You didn't murder anyone,
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I got this letter,
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It's an apology from Mr Charles
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He explains that
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and lives in Buenos Aires known as
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Miss Carlita Sanchez!
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'I've set up with
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called Roberto, who is very kind,
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You see? The stranger
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but Roberto, making long-distance
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He "ran into" the bank manager...
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'...in El Paradiso, the exotic bar...
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'...on the Nutley trading estate.'
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It's over, Miss Snellgrove.
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Case closed!
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You're a nutter, you are!
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Wacko!
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Off your trolley! OUT TO LUNCH!
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Yes! Yes! I'm a crazed psycho!
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A crazed psycho
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No, you're NOT! You're a sad case.
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Go back to your sad house,
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and watch sad little cop shows!
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Now leave me alone! I've got a life,
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ECHO: On with it, with it...
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SHE HEARS: 'Get her out of
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'It's over. Out to lunch.
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Aaaargh!!
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Oh, dear.
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And that's how I did it.
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I followed him, from his home.
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Got on the train and
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then I tracked him up the mountain.
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It was quite a climb! He was a
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I did the last 800 metres
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When I confronted him,
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So I hit him with this.
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That is, in fact, the murder weapon,
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my prints all over it. I struck him
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He fell, his broken body tumbling
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...into a bloody pulp
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He was dead.
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I had killed him.
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Thank you, Miss Snellgrove.
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We had the Inspector's death
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Now, we know the truth.
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It was murder.
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I'll tell the new Inspector
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Best one yet!
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HEARTY LAUGHTER
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♪ Murder most horrid
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♪ As soft as the smoke from a barrel
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♪ As cold as the blade of the knife
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♪ She's a stranger
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♪ Her caress could cost you
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♪ And you wake in the night
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♪ Enormously torrid
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♪ Murder most horrid
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