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"Call back yesterday,
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Shakespeare knew what he
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God, he was really good at writing.
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This week,
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Or, "Hey you, fatty,
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Dr Proops,
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Just having a last look round.
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Your home from home
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That's right.
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One can't depend on
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Indeed you can't, Dr. Vine.
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I think you and your husband deserve
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think out your options.
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We've just taken one, remember,
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that's when you made the
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I know.
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I was all for keeping you on,
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but you know the general
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Yes, too theoretical, no
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Well, exactly, we have to
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That's what everyone says.
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Why don't you try America?
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They are always in the market for
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Cold fusion and all that.
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Actually I intend
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Golly,
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Very.
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You won't have the use of
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I'll manage.
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Dr Proops. Yes.
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Do pop back from time
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Of course I will, Edie!
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Bye.
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Hello, Rita Proops!
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Hello, love.
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What have you brought home today
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Crumbs. Be careful with
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I'll stick it in the garage
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It's very good of them, letting
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It's not as if they
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Why not? Because the only person
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has been given the chop.
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Who's that? Me!
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Of course! I was thinking of
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Sit down, darling.
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Now because I'm based at home
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we're going to be in each
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So we will have lots
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Yes, but I want to lay the
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Starting on Monday I am
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You are going to have
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the cook and the housekeeper.
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In there. Working.
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Now, it could take weeks, it could
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but if I succeed, Selwyn,
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I shall have harnessed the tachyon,
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Wnnff?!
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OK, the manipulation of space
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No, but I can still
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Usually.
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Do you know what could
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Wiggling my ears.
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Wnnff?
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Exactly.
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So, Monday morning, then.
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Monday morning.
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It's very space age, isn't it?
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I'll just...
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Darling, the erm...
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...washing machine.
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I needed a cyclotron.
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Of course.
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I'll go to the laundrette.
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I was going to make you some coffee
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You know, the plunger thingy?
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Power source.
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So, instant will be
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Yes. Right.
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Please don't come until I say.
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OK.
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Good morning.
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Didn't you come to bed?
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Worked all night.
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You didn't!
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Read that!
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"Treasury leak sparks row."
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No, not that, there. The date. June
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You've done it.
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Well, not quite
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particles down a tachyon beam
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Wnnff?
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I should know more
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How exciting.
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Distractions permitting.
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I'll not be wearing the
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Seriously though,
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the best spaghetti bolognese
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Yow! Ooh! Ooh!
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Is it lunch time yet, Selwyn?
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Do I have to do
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Selwyn?
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Selwyn, where are you?
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Buffoon!
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I haven't got time for this, Selwyn.
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Selwyn?
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Selwyn?
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Yes?
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I am very busy,
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When I come out.
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And when will that be, pray?
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I don't know, Proopsy.
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Fine.
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Thank you for lunch(!)
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What's this? String! For your
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So you bought some? Yes.
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What makes you think I need string?
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Because you asked for it. Well,
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Only trying to help.
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Any chance of lunch?
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So, you WANT lunch?
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Yes!
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And knock!
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Come in.
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I turned a blind eye to the string.
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The string, I thought, was
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but this is a direct taunt.
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You asked for it.
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I asked for lunch. Lunch!
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Not an unopened can of soup.
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MAKE... ME... MY... LUNCH!
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OK, OK, OK.
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Would you like some dessert...
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or anything?
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No.
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I better get on.
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Buggery!
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You've been in there, haven't you?
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No, I haven't.
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Is that serious?
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Serious? That is my life's work
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Come on, Proopsy! Let Selywn
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I'm only trying to help.
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Help? Help?! You are trying to
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I'm not jealous! Jealous because
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Are you?
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It was the wind,
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Stay out of here!
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What's this?
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You've been moving my things around.
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No, I have not.
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Well, it damn well wasn't me!
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Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle!
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Soup, string, soup, string!
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When are you going to get
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that I am dealing with transfinite
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Mmmm?
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Rita, so it's true, then.
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My God!
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'Emergency, which service?'
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Police.
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'I would therefore suggest
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'that Rita Proops is a woman
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'but of pity.
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'Recently made redundant,
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'thrust willy-nilly into the
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'she retreated into a fantasy world
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'in which she was building some sort
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'I would urge you then to return a
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'for which I may give a
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Rita? Rita!
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You were moping again,
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I am not a moper, Helen, I am a
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I just think it all
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Don't you ever wish you could have
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knowing what you know now?
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I would have thought twice about
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knowing you were part
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Seriously, don't you wish
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Well, of course I do! But I can't.
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Look, you get out in two weeks,
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stop raking over the past,
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Well, maybe YOU can't Helen.
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Yow! Oooh!
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Here, let me have a look at that.
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It's you, Proopsy. I thought
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I was, come on.
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How's that then?
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Still stings a bit.
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How about you fancy
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We haven't got time for lunch, we
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Am I being too noisy, I'm sorry.
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No, it's just your
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What? If you don't get out of this
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I am being too noisy,
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Yes, yes, you are being too noisy,
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Now why don't you go down to the
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Yes, but you didn't get
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String!
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Yes, not the normal hairy kind,
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the smooth kind with a
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Blue thread.
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Wait.
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There.
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I'll survive.
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A blue thread? Yes, and don't
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Is it lunch time yet, Selwyn?
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Do I have to
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Selwyn?
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Selwyn, where are you?
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Buffoon!
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I haven't got time for this, Selwyn!
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Selwyn?
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Yes?
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I am very busy,
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When I come out.
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And when will that be, pray?
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I don't know... Proopsy.
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Fine.
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He'll be all right as long as
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I've got it.
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What's this?
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What you asked for.
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Well, I don't want it,
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Only trying to help.
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Any chance of lunch.
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So, you WANT lunch?
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Yes!
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And knock!
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I'm sorry, darling, I'm just tired.
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That's all right.
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Was it the wrong sort? What?
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The string.
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But what I'd really like is for you
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Yes, and get me
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Oyster soup?
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But it's got to be from Uruguay.
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You don't expect me to believe
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you are doing
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No, off you go.
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Uruguay, I knew it!
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I turned a blind eye...
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...Lunch!
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Not an unopened can of soup!
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OK, OK, OK.
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I'm making it.
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No, it's me. I know its you,
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I'm not the woman you were
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Calmed down, have we?
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I'm from the future. Wnnff?
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I have missed you.
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You only saw me 30 seconds ago.
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You're tired, why don't
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The monkey wrench, I'm an idiot!
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If I get rid of the monkey wrench
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Lunch is ready!
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The monkey wrench
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I picked it up,
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Where is the monkey wrench?
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Where is it? Tools!
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Buggery!
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Buggery!
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You've been in there. No, I haven't.
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You are trying to sabotage me
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Jealous because your wife
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It was the wind,
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Stay out of here!
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What's this?
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No, I have not.
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Well, it damn well wasn't me!
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Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle!
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When are you ever going to
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that I am dealing with transfinite
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Mmmm?
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Rita, so it's true, then.
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My God.
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'Emergency, which service?'
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Police.
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It's all right, love,
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it's all right,
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I'll be back.
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