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NARRATOR:
Even though I was the oldest,
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I never felt
like Drew's big brother.
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I'll take him.
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People expect a big brother
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to be better at everything.
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Dominique Wilkins
was the Human Highlight Film.
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And Gerald Wilkins
watched a lot of film.
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Bill Clinton was the President of the United States.
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But Roger Clinton
needed a presidential pardon.
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But with me and Drew,
it seemed like no matter
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what we did,
he always came out on top.
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I'll take Drew.
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He was better at sports.
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He was better with girls.
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BOTH:
Hi, Drew.
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BOTH:
Hi, Drew.
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Hi, Chris.
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She's kind of cute.
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He looked older.
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Two for Scarface.
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You can go.
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Your little brother's gonna
have to see something else.
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But I'm older
than him.
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You want to see a movie,
or don't you?
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I actually went
to seeMr. Mom that day.
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It was pretty good.
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But worst of all,
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he was a better big brother
than me.
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I'm gonna get
my big brother on you.
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Chris!
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Go get Drew!
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KID:
Uh-oh, no,
I wouldn't mess with...
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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It was embarrassing.
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When they heard
Drew's name, they ran.
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And you were standing
right there?
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Just like I'm standing
right here.
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I've got to do something.
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I get the crap kicked
out of me here.
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Even my little sister
knows I can't fight.
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I'm gonna ask my mom
if I can take karate.
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Why don't you take
boxing lessons?
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Nah. If you tell people
you can box,
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then everyone wants
to fight.
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How come nobody messes
with your brother?
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Because he knows karate,
and if they mess with him,
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they think he might kill them.That's perfect.
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If you learn karate,
you'll never have to fight.
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[SIGHS]
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All right, Tonya,
hold your ear.
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NARRATOR: I imagine this is how it must be before they hit the switch.
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Ow. You burned my finger!
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Well, if you'd be still,
that wouldn't happen.
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Why can't I just go
to the beauty shop like you?
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You got beauty shop money?
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No.All right then. Be still.
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Your daddy barely wants to pay
to get my hair done.
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I know he's not gonna spend
the extra 10 dollars
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to get yours done, especially
when I can do it here at home.
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Hey, what's burning?
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My hair.
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[SIZZLING]Ow!
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Tonya, stop
fidgeting so much.
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You're moving
like a squirrel.
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Sit still!
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Mom, can I sign up
for karate lessons?
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Why don't you just learn
from Drew?
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Why don't you just mind
your own business?
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Hey, enough, okay?
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Chris,
go ask your daddy.
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I can't be bothered
with this right now.
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Tonya, bend down,
so I can get the kitchen.
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Ow!
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Girl, I didn't
even touch you.
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Hey, man.
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What's going on?
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Dad, can I sign up
for karate class?
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Karate class?
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Why don't you just
learn from Drew?
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I want to learn
from a real teacher.
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Drew just does stuff
he sees in movies.
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Everything Drew knew
about karate,
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he got from the Masters
of Channel 9 Asian Invasion.
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Grand Master Lung Ti
and the immortal David Chung.
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What are you gonna do
with karate, anyway?
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Just in case someone messes
with Drew or Tonya,
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I'm gonna be able
to do something.
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My father knew
I couldn't fight,
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but he never said anything
about it.
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How much is it gonna cost?
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It's free.Oh. All right, go ahead.
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For free, my father would
let me learn almost anything.
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What are you doing?
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Taking How to Knock Off
a Liquor Store lessons.
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How much does it cost?It's free.
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Go ahead.
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Get on the floor, now!
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Don't hurt anybody.
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If I didn't want
to hurt anybody,
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I wouldn't be taking karate.
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Baby, you should have
listened to me.
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I told you to keep still.
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Hey, I'm headed to work.
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All right, baby.
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Baby, what happened?
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Mama burned me with
the hot comb again.
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Oh, let Daddy see.
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[GASPS]
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Ooh! Rochelle, that looks bad.
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Ah, she'll live.
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I don't think
it'll make a scar.
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Yeah, but that's 18 cent worth
of butter
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she's holding on her forehead.
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You can't do her hair
without burning her?
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I told you before
that I wanted to take her
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to the beauty shop,
and you told me no.
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My father thought that going
to the beauty shop meant
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that Tonya was growing up
too fast,
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and she would end up like this.
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She's 10 years old.
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Why I got to spend money
getting her hair done?
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She's tender-headed,
she moves around too much,
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and she keeps
getting burned.
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And I'm sick of this.
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You pay to get it done,
or you do it.
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If my father didn't want
to do something,
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my mother got to decide
how it would get done.
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Why you cooking biscuits
and ribs for breakfast?
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You gonna do it?
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Go ahead.
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Why are you cleaning the tub
with a broom?
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Are you gonna do it?
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Go ahead.
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How much is it gonna cost?
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Ten dollars.Mm-mm. No.
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Daddy...please.
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That never worked for me.
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Okay.
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I am Mr. Jackson,
your sensei.
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Shotokan Karate is a very
ancient art of combat.
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"Karate" literally means
"empty hands."
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[STUDENTS GRUNTING]
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Now what we're gonna do
here today
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is learning how to whip
somebody's ass
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with your empty hands.
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Matei!
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Uh, so,
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are we going to be learning
how to break boards?
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You got something
against boards?
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Huh? What has a board
ever done to you?
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Has a board ever embarrassed you
in front of your woman?
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Asked Yolanda
for her phone number
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and dared you
to do something about it?
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Did you just stand there
and watch her get
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into the boy's car
and just drive off?
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Uh... no.
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That's why we ain't learning
how to break no damn boards.
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Now, I want each and every one
of you to listen to me.
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And watch.
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It's called
the Shaolin handbreaker.
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Now this move is guaranteed
to break anybody's hand.
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But I don't want y'all
to try this.
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It's very dangerous.
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[SHOUTS]
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Come here, boy.
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Me?You.
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If you don't want us to do this,
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then, why are you showing us?
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'Cause that's what martial arts
is all about.
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Learning ways to kill people.
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And then not doing it.
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Now grab my shoulder.
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[JACKSON SHOUTING]
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[BONES CRUNCH]
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At that moment,
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I learned two things.
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One-- I learned a great
karate move.
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And two,
this fool was crazy.
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Man, karate--
It sounds complicated.
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I tried wrestling once,
but I got knocked out.
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Wait. You got knocked out
in a wrestling match?
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I'm as surprised
as you are.
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Well, I'm doing good.
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My sensei says
I have a lot of potential.
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I think I might even be better
at this than Drew.
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Wouldn't you have to kill him
to find that out?
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I never thought of that.
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Mama, how long do
we have to wait?
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Hush, girl. My appointment was
at 3:30. It's only 5:00.
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The only thing you wait for
longer than a washer
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at the Laundromat is a chair
at the beauty shop.
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I'm ready for you, Rochelle.About time.
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Watch your mouth, girl.
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Hey, Vanessa.
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Hey, Rochelle.
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Whew. Okay. Pam?Yes.
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Can I make an appointment
for Tonya?
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Uh, yeah, I can squeeze her in
this week.
Cool.
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Girl, don't tell me,
that's your daughter?
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Mm, sure is.
Isn't she beautiful?
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She's big, huh?
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Oh, she sure is.
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Pretty soon she'll be old enough
to date Richard.
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Mm-mm!ROCHELLE: Oh, do not tell me
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his old ass is still
chasing after young girls.
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Girl, I thought
you knew.
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They're the only ones
dumb enough not to run
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when they see him coming. He
old, he broke. He need a fool.
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There's one thing that you get at the beauty shop
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that you don't have
to pay for-- good gossip.
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VANESSA:
I heard Peggy said that
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she caught them
in her house.
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Wait... In her...
In her house?
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Yes.Well, did she stab him?
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Girl.
You know I
would have stabbed him.
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Mm-hmm. Now he's
staying with Lisa.
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PAM:
Light-skinned Lisa?
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Bow-legged Lisa.Mm.
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Wait a minute.
I thought Lisa was with Darius.
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She was, until Darius
caught her with his brother.
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The one with no job?
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Yeah, yeah, him, yeah,
and he married too.
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A wife, a girlfriend,
and no job.
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You know these men--
They just ain't no good.
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They ain't no good.
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Get out of here. Mm.
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Oh, I'd throw
the hot grits.
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Tonya never listened
to my mother
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until she heard something
she wasn't supposed to.
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[GRUNTING]
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What are you doing?
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Working on my form.
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Why do you take lessons, anyway?
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I saw some stuff in The Return
of the Five Deadly Venoms.
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It was way cooler than that.Yeah, right.
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I bet you can't hit me.No, I think I can.
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Then try to hit me.But I don't want to hurt you.
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No. I dare you.
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[GONG CRASHES]
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Try to hit me.
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All right, then. Fine.
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[WIND WHIPPING]
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Aah!
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[PEOPLE GROAN]
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[GRUNTING]
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[EXHALES][EXHALES]
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GIRL:
They got some moves,
though, huh?
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[GROANS]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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I was just getting warmed up.
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GIRL:
Y'all need to stop.
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Wah... Whh...
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Ow! What you do that for?
257
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,110
What?
258
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,678
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
259
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,945
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
260
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,860
[GRUNTING]
261
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,167
NARRATOR:
Whoops!
262
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,255
[CRIES OUT]
263
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:53,565
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
264
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,484
NARRATOR: Even though it was an accident,
265
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,922
after breaking Drew's hand,
I felt horrible.
266
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:05,012
I'm gone for 10 minutes,
and y'all are breaking bones.
267
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,188
I knew that karate class
wasn't a good idea.
268
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,147
Rochelle, it was an accident,
just boys being boys.
269
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:13,107
Do you even know what they're
teaching Chris down there?
270
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,761
Where were you
when this happened?
271
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,197
Asleep.
272
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,981
Mm.
273
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,504
What's that supposed to mean?
274
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,245
"Mm" means
she's gonna blame him
275
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,725
for the rest of his life.
276
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,121
Asleep again, huh?
277
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:30,820
That's how Chris
broke Drew's hand.
278
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:34,128
Rochelle,
that was 45 years ago.
279
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,738
Mm-hmm.
280
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,697
Don't worry about it.
281
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,350
I'll deal with it.
282
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,483
I'll go down there tomorrow.Mm-hmm.
283
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,747
Ouch!It still hurts?
284
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,836
Of course it hurts,
it's broke.
285
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,186
Chris, help your brother
with his Kool-Aid.
286
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,410
Daddy,
287
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,194
do you have
a girlfriend?
288
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,195
What?!
289
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,719
Well?
290
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,243
No!
291
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,854
Why would you ask me a question
like that, baby?
292
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,900
'Cause men
ain't no good.
293
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,423
Where did you hear that?
294
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,511
At the beauty shop.
295
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,947
And where were you
296
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,296
when they were talking
like this?
297
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,037
It's just girls being girls.
298
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,300
I am not paying good money
so my baby can get her hair done
299
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,521
and come back hating men!She does not hate men.
300
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,262
What am I supposed to think
301
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,177
when she comes home
talking like this?
302
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,657
Fine, I promise I'll talk
to the girls at the shop
303
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,051
and make sure that they
don't gossip around her.
304
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,226
Mm-hmm.
305
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,577
Even with a broken hand,
306
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,623
Drew still managed
to come out on top.
307
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,494
Does it hurt
a lot?
308
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,409
If I had known you could get
this much attention
309
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,760
with a cast, I would have
let him break my hand.
310
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,544
[SHOUTS]
311
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,328
Mr. Jackson was an ex-Marine
312
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,461
who taught karate when he was on his medication.
313
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,680
When he was off his medication,
he did this.
314
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,467
Yolanda!
315
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:53,642
Jackson!
316
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,209
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
317
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,253
Okay?
318
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,473
[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
319
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,083
Yolanda!
320
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,304
Whah!
321
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,827
Can I help you?
322
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,525
Yeah, uh, my son Chris
323
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,964
was taking your class here.Chris? No, I don't...
324
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,269
I don't know any Chris.
325
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,097
What, is there...
is there a problem?
326
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,099
It's just that the boys
were fighting,
327
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,449
and Chris accidentally
broke his brother's hand.
328
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,624
He says you
taught him.
329
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,452
Hmm. Who was fighting?
330
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,541
Chris and my other son, Drew.
331
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:24,847
No, I don't know any Drew.
332
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,457
Either way...
333
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,285
I ain't had
nothing to do with that.
334
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,810
No, man, I didn't say you had
nothing to do with it.
335
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:34,639
[GONG CRASHES]
336
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,946
Come on, baby, let's go.[BOTH CHUCKLING]
337
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,469
Hey, baby. ¿Que tu quieres?
338
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,123
Let me get
with that phone number.
339
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,168
Ooh!
340
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,953
[SCREAMING]
341
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,173
Whah!
342
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:53,093
Oh, God, help me!
343
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,313
I can't believe she repeated
all that to Julius.
344
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,141
I didn't even know
she was listening.
345
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,751
She barely listens
to a word I say.
346
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,623
Rochelle,
I am so sorry.
347
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,625
Me too.
348
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,106
From now on, we watch
what we say in front of her.
349
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,022
Let me go pay half down on our
light bill before they close.
350
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,545
She'll be okay, though, right?
351
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,938
Oh, yeah, go ahead,
she'll be fine.
352
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,287
We'll watch Lil' Miss Nosy
for you.
353
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,811
[ALL LAUGHING]
354
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,682
Okay, Tonya, I'm gonna leave
for a little while.
355
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,206
I'll be right back. Okay?Okay.
356
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,468
All right, be good.
357
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,427
Y'all make her beautiful.Mm-hm.
358
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,344
[SIGHS]So is Richard still cheating?
359
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,085
Is the Pope still Catholic?Vanessa.
360
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,044
Oh, I'm sorry, it's a reflex.
361
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,046
Tonya, I don't think
we should be talking
362
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,699
about Richard.Why not?
363
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,397
That's
grown folks' business.
364
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,574
Oh, is that why my mom
and dad got in an argument?
365
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,358
[SCOFFS]
An argument?
366
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,012
About what?
367
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,362
Well, I asked my daddy
if he had a girlfriend,
368
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,582
and he said, "Why?"
Then mama said, "Well, do you?"
369
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,889
Then he asked me why I asked
him that, and then...
370
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,717
Although my mother told the
girls not to gossip to Tonya,
371
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,590
she didn't say anything about
Tonya gossiping to them.
372
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,592
At that moment,
I was having more trouble
373
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,724
coping with Drew's broken hand than he was.
374
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,639
Drew, if you
need a nurse,
375
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,555
I'll be happy to come over
and get...
376
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,296
You'd better not
let mama see that.
377
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,124
Drew still has that cast,
378
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,126
and he hasn't finished calling all those girls yet.
379
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,085
Hey, you need any help
with anything?
380
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,521
I could tie your shoe.
381
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,696
Nah, I got it.
382
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,741
I can tie it with one hand.
383
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,401
Okay, um... I could write out
your homework.
384
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,968
No, I'm fine.
385
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,057
I never wrote
with my left hand before,
386
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:31,017
but it turns out,
I'm really good at it.
387
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,369
Want to see
something else I could do?
388
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,855
I always thought
I needed two hands to do this.
389
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,161
I had to face facts.
390
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,771
Drew could do more with one arm
391
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,077
than I could do with five.
392
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,818
Want to sit on my back?
393
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,216
Your hair looks nice, baby.
394
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,782
Thank you.[CHUCKLES]
395
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,046
So, what you and the girls
talk about?
396
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,831
You and daddy.[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]
397
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,615
What? What about me and daddy?
398
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,443
I told everybody
about the argument.
399
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:10,230
Tonya, you just can't go
around telling our business!
400
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,493
Why not?
Everybody else does it.
401
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,756
Well, that's different.How?
402
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,192
Well...
403
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,846
My father was worried
404
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,543
about Tonya learning
the wrong things,
405
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,632
so my mother taught her
a few things herself.
406
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:25,114
Tonya, you're
a big girl now, okay?
407
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,464
And you got to know that
there is no difference
408
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,206
between what they said to you
and what you said to them.
409
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,686
It's still gossip.
410
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,470
But you got to remember
two things.
411
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:37,561
You talk about other people,
not yourself.
412
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:41,000
And number two,
what you say in the shop
413
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,610
stays in the shop.
414
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:43,828
Got it?
415
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,309
So don't tell Daddy.
416
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,137
Right.
417
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,142
Hey, Mama?Uh-huh?
418
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,362
Want to hear
about what happened to Carla?
419
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,146
[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]
420
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,365
What happened to Carla?
421
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,935
Hey.
What happened to you?
422
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,634
I had an accident.
What are you doing?
423
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:10,159
I thought Drew's arm
would get itchy under the cast,
424
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,336
so I'm making him a hand
scratcher out of a hanger.
425
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,252
Listen, you're going
to have to be more careful,
426
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,994
if you're going
to be doing karate.
427
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,649
I know it was
just an accident,
428
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,130
but you could have
really hurt Drew.
429
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,653
[KEYS JANGLE]
430
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,829
Dad?
431
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,396
It wasn't an accident.
432
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,224
What?
433
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,053
I hate that Drew can do
everything better than me.
434
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881
Tonya even calls on him
when she gets in trouble.
435
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,362
We were fighting.
I tried the handbreaker on him,
436
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,668
and I fell.
437
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,627
Chris, being brothers
ain't easy.
438
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,368
All right?
439
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,762
I had six brothers,
and whether you like it or not,
440
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:51,026
somebody is going to be better
than you at something.
441
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,811
[SIGHS]
You can't be jealous.
442
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,987
He's the only brother you got.
443
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,816
Besides, I don't know
if you realize it,
444
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,775
but he looks up to you.
445
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,429
He does?
446
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,344
I didn't realize
that no matter how cool
447
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,085
your little brother is,
448
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,261
he still wants to be
like his big brother.
449
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,524
It worked out for Keenan
and Damon Wayans.
450
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,353
Not so great for Eric
and Lyle Menendez.
451
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,138
You need to apologize
to your brother, Chris.
452
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,184
[♪♪♪]
453
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,842
That's my boy.
454
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,762
Hey, Chris,
watch this.
455
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,416
Whah!
456
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,334
I love this cast.
457
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,598
Cool, but I have something
to tell you.
458
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,078
What?
459
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,648
I tried to break your arm
on purpose.
460
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,693
How come?
461
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,260
'Cause I'm tired of you
462
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,957
being better than me
at everything.
463
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,524
What are you talking about?
464
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,613
I bet you're better than me
at some stuff.
465
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,050
Like what?I don't know.
466
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,313
Uh-huh.
467
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,966
But you're still my big brother.
468
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,620
Yeah, but you're bigger
than I am.
469
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,145
Yeah, but every time
Mom and Dad leave the house,
470
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,972
they always put you
in charge.
471
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,236
I wish I could be
in charge.
472
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,020
That's just
a lot of work.
473
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,065
So? Plus, you get
to go to school
474
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,111
all the way
in Brooklyn Beach.
475
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,896
I wish I could ride the bus
to school every day.
476
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,812
You do?Yeah! That's so cool.
477
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,988
Everybody in my class
is always asking me
478
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165
what it's like
at your school.
479
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,776
You're the coolest big brother
out of all my friends.
480
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,300
It never occurred to me
that even though Drew
481
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,737
was bigger and cooler,
and better with girls,
482
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,654
the coolest thing to him
was that he had me.
483
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,918
Hey, Chris,
can you show me that move?
484
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,269
I'll try.
485
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,532
[SIGHING]
Just...
486
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,839
it might not work,
because I've had training.
487
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,320
So basically, you take
your opponent's hand and...
488
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,539
Oh, I think I got it.
489
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,584
[SHOUTING]
490
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,501
[SCREAMING]
491
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:02,679
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
492
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,900
[♪♪♪]
493
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,165
♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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