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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
It had been a year
since my mother sent me
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to Corleone Junior High
for a better education.
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Jerk.
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NARRATOR:
Oh, I was getting a better
education, all right.
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An education in misery.
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I was tired of my classes.
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Inga, binga, binga, bunga.
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Chris, what tribe
are you from?
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I don't know!
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NARRATOR:
I still struggled
to get sleep.
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Night, Ma.Night, baby.
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Get your butt up!
It's time to go to school.
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[GROANS]
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NARRATOR:
And worst of all,
everybody hated me.
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The kids hated me.
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The teachers hated me.
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Even the lunch ladies
hated me.
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The only good thing
that happened to me
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at Corleone was meeting Greg.
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You want to go
to the arcade?
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They've got Ms. Pacman.
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I don't like it over there.Hi.
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You're Chris, right?
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Yeah, why?
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I just wanted to let you know
I think it's pretty lame
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how everybody's
been treating you.
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Sorry I didn't
say anything before now.
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That's all right.
Thanks.
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Hey, I'm meeting some friends
over at the arcade
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to play Ms. Pacman.
You want to come?
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He doesn't want to.I didn't say that.
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Come on.
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You can come too.
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NARRATOR:
Finally, someone
was being nice to me.
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I'm gonna beat
your butt in Ms. Pacman.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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Surprise, Donkey Kong.
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NARRATOR:
I knew it was
too good to be true.
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Greg!BOY: Run away, you little idiot.
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Get him!Ow!
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Take that,
you little punk.
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[SHOUTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, I hate him.
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[SIGHS]
Silly Negro.
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NARRATOR:
You know what? I think it's time for this silly Negro
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to get out of this school.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, my God.
What happened to you?
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Mom, I am not going
back to that school.
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All right, now, wait a minute.
What's going on?
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I hate Corleone.
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I don't fit in. Nobody likes me.
I'm always tired,
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and almost every day,
somebody is picking on me.
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You cannot let that stop you
from getting a good education.
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We didn't send you
over there to be liked, baby.
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NARRATOR:
Got that right.
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The only thing I'm learning
is how to get jumped on.
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How come I can't go to
Lamont Sanford Junior High?
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It's only
a few blocks away.
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You are not going to school
in this neighborhood.
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Remember that girl got stabbed
at Marla Gibbs High School?
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Chris, Sanford has nothing
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but juvenile delinquents
and future convicts.
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A man just got ten years
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because he sold me
to an undercover cop.
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What am I?
Weed, cocaine, heroin or crack?
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STUDENTS: Ooh!Rachel.
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Crack.
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But Mom...But nothing, Chris.
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And how did you get paint
all over you, anyway?
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I went to the store
to go play Ms. Pacman.
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Aha! Ah! See there?
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See, now, had you not been
there in the first place,
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you wouldn't
be in this mess.
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I keep telling you, come
straight home from school.
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Maybe now you'll listen to me.
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I know you don't like
going to Corleone.
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But everything is not
supposed to be easy.
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You understand me?
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[♪♪♪]
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Now, go upstairs and get
out of those clothes.
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Yes, ma'am.
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What happened to him?
He looks like a wet mime.
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Nothing, he got
in an accident at school.
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NARRATOR:
My mother never liked
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to bother my father
with bad news.
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Like the time Tonya
got hit by a bus.
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What happened to Tonya?
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Nothing.
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NARRATOR:
Or the time Drew
got his legs cut off.
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What happened to Drew?Nothing.
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What are you so happy about?
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You know that job I applied
for at the fish market?
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Yeah.I got it!
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Oh, baby, that's great!
Congratulations.
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Yeah.
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It pays more than my
other two jobs combined.
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That's great!
I get to shop!
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[CHUCKLES]
Man, for the first time
in years,
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I only have
to work one job.
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And I'll be working
during the day.
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It's gonna feel like
retirement.
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Does this mean we don't
have to be quiet
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every day when we come
home from school?
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You can make all the noise
you want, until 6:00.
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Hey, Dad, can we start buying
name brands at the store now?
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Ooh, just Oreos.
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That's cool.We need to celebrate.
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Do something
we've never done before.
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NARRATOR:
That can mean anything
from going to the movies
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to holding hands
in the living room.
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Hey, Dad. Can we go
to Great Escape?
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The amusement park?
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Yeah, can we go? Please?
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Sure, baby.
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BOTH: Yes!I got to tell Chris.
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NARRATOR:
Since my mother wouldn't
let me leave Corleone,
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I had to take
drastic measures.
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You're going to get
yourself kicked out?
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I have to get
out of here.
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What other choice
do I have?
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I don't know.
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I guess I just
don't want you to go.
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You leave me here by myself,
I'm toast.
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You'll be all right. The only
reason why they mess with you
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is 'cause you
hang out with me.
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You'll find new friends.But we're a team, man.
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We're like Starsky and Hutch.
Hall and Oates.
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NARRATOR:
Like Itchy and Blacky.
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We'll still be friends.
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I'll just be
at a different school.
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So you think it's gonna be
different at the other school?
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Yeah. Real different.
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Hey, what's your name, kid?Chris.
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What's your sign?Gemini.
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All right. This cool cat
sailed around the world
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on the Niña, Pinta
and the Santa Maria.
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I will give you a year's
supply of Black Fro Sheen
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if you can
unscramble his name.
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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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So you're serious
about this?
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Hey, pygmy.
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[♪♪♪]
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What?
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I'm serious.
I got to get out of here.
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Mama, when we go
to the Great Escape,
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can we get
on the Neck Snapper?
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No, and if you get
on the Neck Snapper,
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the next ride you'll be on
will be the Butt Whupper.
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Besides, Tonya,
you're too little.
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Chris and I
are riding it twice.
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[SNIFFING AND SNORTING]
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NARRATOR: After just one day on the job, my father was bringing home
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more than just
a bigger paycheck.
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God, what is that?
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Hey, everybody.
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ALL:
Ew!
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Oh, my God.
Julius!
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What, are you selling the fish
or sleeping with a mermaid?
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What's wrong?
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Ooh, Drew,
go open up the windows.
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Hurry up, Tonya,
go get the fans.
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I'll bring y'all dinner
up to y'all later.
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Since when do they get
to eat in their room?
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Oh! Since you turn
people's stomachs.
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You smell like...
pierced ears and cheese.
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Are you gonna come home
smelling like this every day?
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My God!
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I don't know, but if I do,
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y'all just going
to have to get used to it.
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This job has
too many perks.
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Ooh! What am I going
to do with that?
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No, you need to take
your little friend upstairs
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and put him in the shower.
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If he smells anything like you,
I ain't cooking him,
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and I damn sure
ain't eating him.
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[SCOFFS] Baby.Go! Just go!
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[GROANS]
You smell like
curried tube socks.
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Just go!
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NARRATOR:
The next day I set my plan
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to get kicked out
of school into action.
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Chris, it's H-E-R-E.
Study!
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NARRATOR:
I never could spell.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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NARRATOR:
Come hell or high water,
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I was getting
kicked out of school.
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Oh! Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Another 30 seconds
in there,
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we would have
been blacker than you.
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ALL:
I pledge allegiance
to the flag...
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NARRATOR:
This has got to work, right?
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ALL:
...and to the republic
for which it stands.
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NARRATOR: Wrong!ALL: One nation...
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NARRATOR:
I couldn't believe
that didn't work.
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After a few days of being a full-time juvenile delinquent,
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I was out of ideas
and still in school.
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I give up. I'm never
getting out of here.
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Come on, man.
It's not so bad.
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Give it some time.
Things will change.
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Hey, bacon bit, want
to go to the arcade?
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I can't take this anymore!
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[♪♪♪]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[METAL CRASHING]
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Yes![ALL CHATTERING]
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A book hit
my windshield!
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NARRATOR:
Well, the good news is, I'm getting kicked out of Corleone.
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The bad news is,
I'm going to jail!
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♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
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NARRATOR:
I was so busy trying to get
kicked out of school
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it never occurred to me
that I might not
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live long enough to transfer.
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Okay, thank you
very much.
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[♪♪♪]
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You got suspended?
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It was an accident.
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Well, how can you accidentally
have an accident?
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Some kid was messing with me, so
I tried to hit him with my book.
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If you were reading the book
instead of throwing it,
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maybe people wouldn't
have time to mess with you.
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They always find time
to mess with me.
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I don't even want to hear it.
Don't think you gonna
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be laying around watching
Knight Riderall day, okay?
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You're gonna be working,
you're gonna have chores.
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You know what? Just go upstairs
and wait for your father.
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NARRATOR:
In our house,
"Wait for your father"
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meant I was getting
a whupping.
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My father took his whuppings
very seriously.
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He had a belt
for every infraction.
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There was the Lying Belt,
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there was the Stealing Belt,
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the Lying and Stealing Belt,
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the Got Somebody Pregnant Belt.
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And the worst was
the Doing Drugs Belt.
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While I was getting ready
for my punishment,
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my mother was getting ready
for my father.
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He's crazy if
he think he gonna...
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be...coming up in this house,
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smelling it up
like 42nd Street.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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People in this neighborhood
ain't gonna talk about...me.
248
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,264
[♪♪♪]
249
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,876
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
250
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,926
Rochelle...
what you doing?
251
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,407
Uniform was stinking
up the whole house.
252
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,278
I been cleaning
up all day,
253
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,367
trying to get that smell
out of here.
254
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,153
But what's all this? That's
$16 worth of plastic wrap.
255
00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,242
This plastic is
protecting my furniture.
256
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,375
That fish smell was
saturating everything.
257
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,118
Oh, baby, you
bought groceries?
258
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,078
I even got you the Turtles.
259
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,037
Thank you, baby.
260
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,388
Ooh, ooh, Turtles. Mmm!
261
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,957
Ew!
262
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,700
These Turtles taste
like...turtle.
263
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:58,745
I can't eat these.
264
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,182
Fine. Don't eat any of 'em.
265
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,662
But do I get something
to eat?
266
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,055
No! No!
Not until you take a bath.
267
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,144
I do not want you
smelling up my plastic.
268
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,364
Here, put your clothes
in there.
269
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,976
Oh, and before you do that,
I-I need you to talk to Chris.
270
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,457
What happened?[SIGHS] He got suspended.
271
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,328
Oh, no. I'm gonna
give him my belt--
272
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,982
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
273
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,682
This time, I really need
you to talk to him. Okay?
274
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,076
Okay.
275
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,339
NARRATOR:
My father smelled so bad,
I didn't know
276
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,298
if he was gonna beat me
or suffocate me.
277
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,648
Dad, before we start,
can you open up a window?
278
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,912
No. Consider this
part of your punishment.
279
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,131
Okay.
280
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,962
Come on, man.
281
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,615
Tell me what's going on.
282
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,878
I hate that school, Dad.
283
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,488
I hate everything
about it.
284
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:49,056
I know Mom wants me
to get a good education,
285
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,971
but every day,
it just gets worse.
286
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,930
You can't just quit something
'cause you don't like it, Chris.
287
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,758
But Mom quits her job
all the time.
288
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,239
But you're a man.
289
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,544
And men don't quit.
290
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724
What if Jackie Robinson quit?
291
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,335
What if George Washington Carver
quit?
292
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,859
What if Martin Luther King Jr.
quit?
293
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,035
NARRATOR:
When my father had
a point to make,
294
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:15,430
he always started off strong,
but he never ended that way.
295
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,432
What if Colonel Sanders quit?
296
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,608
What if
Apollo Creed quit?
297
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,958
What if Katherine Jackson
quit making kids?
298
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,351
NARRATOR:
Ain't she a woman?
299
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,961
They might be
The Jackson Three.
300
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,356
What if Kool from
Kool and the Gang quit?
301
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,793
You think they would have
gotten a record contract
302
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,100
if they were just called
The Gang?
303
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,624
NARRATOR:
To this day, I can't tell you
what my father said
304
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,495
but that smell stayed
with me forever.
305
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,411
If you quit,
you're letting them win.
306
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,022
It's not about winning
or losing.
307
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,632
I just want to leave the school.
308
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,373
Okay, fine.
309
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:46,896
Let me talk to your mother
310
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,333
about getting you in
a different school.
311
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,859
Another school?
312
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,775
If you bail Chris out every time
he doesn't like something,
313
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,778
that means he's gonna run to you
every time he has a problem.
314
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,041
Which means he'll never
learn how to be a man.
315
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,433
If you can't teach him
how to be a man,
316
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,044
that means
you're a bad father.
317
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,524
If you're a bad father,
I picked the wrong husband.
318
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,092
If you think I'm about to
let people run around
319
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,790
talking about
I just marry anybody,
320
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,313
you must be out
your damn mind.
321
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,054
[SIGHS]
Look...
322
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,795
Oh, wait, wait,
no, wait!
323
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,406
Put the plastic down first.
324
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,888
Thank you.
325
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,716
Look, I know
you're worried.
326
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,067
But Chris is just not
happy at Corleone.
327
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:31,723
I'm sorry. I just don't think
Sanford is good enough for him.
328
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,856
Well...now that
I got this new job,
329
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,685
maybe we can afford to pay
for him to go to school.
330
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,557
We could
at least look around.
331
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,255
Okay, fine.
332
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,692
We'll look for
other schools.
333
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,389
And we'll look for
other soap.
334
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,869
You stink!
335
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
Ugh!
336
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,873
NARRATOR:
We looked into Hebrew school.
337
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:54,485
♪ Hava Nagila,
Hava Nagila, Hava... ♪
338
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,878
Next!NARRATOR: There was
339
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,358
only one thing left to do.
340
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,664
Well, me and your father
discussed it,
341
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,580
and if you want to go to the
neighborhood school, you can.
342
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,321
For real?
343
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,933
Yes, but you have to
keep your grades up.
344
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,543
A's and B's.
345
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,675
If you even think about
getting in trouble,
346
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,373
I will march down
to that school
347
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,418
and knock the no-good
out of you.
348
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,638
We'll go to Corleone
and pick up your papers.
349
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,206
You can transfer next week,
after your suspension.
350
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,337
Thanks, Ma.
351
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,904
All right.
I love you.
352
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,604
NARRATOR:
I did this, but here's what I felt like...
353
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,346
I'm out of here, suckas!
354
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,088
[YELLING]
355
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,178
NARRATOR:
I was feeling great.
Meanwhile, on the street,
356
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,876
my father
was clearing folks out
357
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,703
like a cop in a crack house.
358
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,227
[PEOPLE GROANING]
359
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,098
MAN:
Something's dead!
360
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,144
[♪♪♪]
361
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,889
Mama, I don't like
Daddy's new job.
362
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,412
He stinks!
363
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,762
Yeah, but he's making
a lot more money now.
364
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,764
So? He stinks.
365
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,027
He didn't stink when
he worked his other jobs.
366
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,988
Well, baby, with this job, he
gets to spend more time with us.
367
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,467
More stink time!
368
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:07,123
Oh, come on, Tonya.
It's not that ba--
369
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,733
Ew!
370
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,996
[BOTH GAGGING]
371
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,084
Y'all smell that?
372
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,085
Yeah.Yeah.
373
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,869
Damn, man!
374
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,697
You stink!
375
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,616
WOMAN:
Oh, Lord! Oh!
376
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,193
Rochelle?
377
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,455
What?
378
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,023
Let me in.No. You smell.
379
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,720
That's the smell
of a working man.
380
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,940
No, that is the smell
of Aquaman.
381
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,985
Rochelle, open the door.
382
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,944
No. Look, baby,
383
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,815
I understand
that this job
384
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,252
brings you more free time
and more money,
385
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,254
but I can't take it anymore.
386
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,256
The kids can't breathe.
387
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,997
I cannot sleep at night.
388
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,957
Do you not know that I'm at that
laundromat every day?
389
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,784
I've been burning
so much incense,
390
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,352
10 people came by here trying
to buy reggae albums.
391
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,701
MAN:
Hey, mon!
392
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,529
What you want me to do?Quit!
393
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,053
I can't just quit!
394
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,316
What kind of example would
that be for the kids?
395
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,231
Did Thurgood Marshall quit?
396
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:14,060
Did Frederick Douglass quit?
Did Booker T. Washington quit?
397
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,539
I don't know,
and I don't care.
398
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,237
All I know is,
I want you to quit.
399
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,326
What about taking the kids
to Great Escape?
400
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,154
We don't want to go
nowhere with you.
401
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,851
Yeah, Daddy, you stink.
402
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,073
What's this?Clean clothes.
403
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,118
Where am I
supposed to change?
404
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,252
I don't know.
Why don't you ask them cats?
405
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,081
[MEOWING]
406
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,997
NARRATOR:
Meanwhile, back at Corleone,
like Kunta Kinte,
407
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,911
I was waiting
for my freedom papers.
408
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,435
Greg!
409
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,524
Hey, man. What are
you doing here?
410
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,178
My mom came to get
my transcript.
411
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,353
I'm going to Sanford.
412
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,007
So you're really gonna go?
413
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,617
Yeah.
414
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,836
Man! Well, at least
you won't have to worry
415
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,229
about Caruso anymore.
416
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,449
Yeah. How are things
going for you?
417
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,365
I don't know. Caruso doesn't
bother me anymore.
418
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,236
In fact, nobody bothers me.
419
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,499
It's kind of lonely.
420
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,502
NARRATOR:
He must be really lonely
to miss an ass whuppin'.
421
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,330
Well, I got to go to class.
422
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,984
All right. See ya.
423
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,073
Yeah, see ya.
424
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,075
Good luck.Thanks.
425
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,990
NARRATOR:
Since it was almost official,
426
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,645
the next day, I decided
to walk by Lamont Sanford
427
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,734
to get a feel of what it was
gonna be like
428
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,302
to go to school
in my neighborhood.
429
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,130
Damn! They got bullies
here too!
430
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,175
[CRYING]
431
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,178
What you looking at?
432
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,441
Nothing.
You guys go to school here?
433
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,227
Yeah. I've been going
here for 16 years.
434
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:38,013
Now boy, I asked you a
question, what you looking at?
435
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,015
Nothing.Oh, so, what you trying to say?
436
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,148
We're nothing now?I just...
437
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,976
NARRATOR:
I couldn't help but think
that if Greg was here,
438
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,544
he could've taken half
of this beating.
439
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,590
[♪♪♪]
440
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,332
[SIGHS]
441
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,377
Hi, baby.
442
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,205
I made you dinner.
443
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,557
I'm sorry about your job.
444
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:04,735
I know. I can't believe
I get one good job
445
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,781
and it almost destroyed
the whole family.
446
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,565
It's okay, baby.
447
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:12,308
Don't worry. You'll find
another good job one day.
448
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,833
It's better to have had
one good job and lost it,
449
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,228
than to never have had
one good job at all.
450
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,361
Now I'm back to two jobs.
451
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,885
NARRATOR:
Yeah, now his second job
is a philosopher.
452
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,236
Ew!
453
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,498
That tastes like fish.
454
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,718
I told you!
455
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,807
[♪♪♪]
456
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,072
Back to clean out
your locker?
457
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,900
Nope. Just back for good.
458
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,510
Cool!
459
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,469
NARRATOR:
Hey, this ain'tBrokeback.
460
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,688
Greg!Sorry.
461
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,560
So, what made you
decide to come back?
462
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,257
I thought Corleone
was my problem,
463
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,085
but then I noticed
the real problem.
464
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,479
I'm little, skinny
and I can't fight.
465
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,090
So no matter where I go,
I'm still the same guy.
466
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,353
So they jumped you.Yeah.
467
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,748
I figure the bully you know is
better than the bully you don't.
468
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,577
Hey, Dolomite.
Welcome back.
469
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,231
[SIGHS]
It was rough without you.
470
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:08,147
I had to go back to
beating up white kids.
471
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,453
The next time
you decide to quit,
472
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,586
could you let
somebody know?
473
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,937
So, what do we do now?
474
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,765
Same thing we always do.
475
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,462
Glad to have you back, man.
476
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,165
NARRATOR:
That day I realized that no
matter what school I went to,
477
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,167
things were gonna be rough.
478
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:32,780
But as long as I had Greg, things were gonna be all right.
479
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,825
[♪♪♪]
480
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,006
Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.
481
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,054
[♪♪♪]
482
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,841
♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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