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Just think, one of those
guys could be President

of the United States,
one of these days.

Yeah, if they ever get
through pledge-week.

If we get
through pledge-week.

Isn't Chris in
that fraternity, this year?

Yeah, my son,
you know, he spends

all of his time in class
and the library.

'Real studious-type,
you know. Scholarship winner.'

He helped me,
uh, get my "A"

in Incan Civilization II,
last term.

- Yeah.

Six more years of this and then
I'm off to Machu Picchu, Peru.

Of course, right now,
I'm off to the Harbor Freeway.

The Harbor Freeway
or Indianapolis?

What kind of crack is that?

Well, we've been hearing some
weird stories about you, lately.

Uh, uh, about your driving.

Like, how, overnight,
you're in a class

with a pole sitter at Indy.

Well, how about it,
left foot?

Any truth to the rumors?

The dean's car again.

Call it off.
Pull it over.

- I can't.

Come on. All we're
into was a prank.

And it's already
getting out of hand.

Listen, I'm on probation.

They catch me, I'm expelled.

Better that, than dead.

I will be dead,
if my father catches me.

Hold on!

I lose those thieves,
I hold you responsible!

- Hey, Andy.

It quits on me just
when I'm going good.

I could have got those jerks!

Andy, there's a nice
paved street here.

You didn't have
to fly off the embankment.

Oh, the Monday-morning
quarterback.

I make one of the greatest moves
of my career, he complains.

Why don't you
come over tonight?

Throw a couple
of steaks on the fire.

Alright, great.
I'll bring the wine.

- And the girls.
- One girl. You get your own.

Alright. I'll take
a stab at it.

Hey, just the two guys
I want to see.

Probably
about that old piece

of pottery
I showed him yesterday.

This whole building's
probably sitting

on the lost city
of the Incas

and now, we're going
to have to move.

Grossie, do I kid you
about your diets?

Whoops.

Hey, I want to..

...apologize to you two guys.

For, uh..

...yelling at you.

- Yeah.

You know, when I
chewed you two guys out.

I...I want
to apologize for that.

Oh, you just tried something and
it didn't come off, that's all.

You weren't
yelling at us.

Come on, Jon.

Don't treat me
with kid gloves, huh?

Hey, look, all you
did was suggest

that...maybe we, uh,
Monday-morning quarterbacked you

and maybe, we did.

No, it wasn't..

...it wasn't what I said.

It was the way I said it.

And that's what I want
to apologize for, see?

'Cause I was way
out of line, and..

...and I'm really
sorry for that.

- Sure, but--
- Hey, Jon, come on.

- Yeah.

I didn't know the guy
was on the hook, I..

Apology accepted.

That's good.

...accept my apology.

- Hey, Chris, boy.

Hey, what a pleasant surprise.

What are you
doing here

Figured I might
as well see my

closest relative
at least once, today.

What are you talking about?
Aren't we going out for dinner?

Uh, Professor Dichter
gave us a test today.

I'm spending the next couple
of nights in the library.

Oh, boy. This Professor Dichter,
what a martinet.

Hey, you-you guys
know each other, don't you?

Does this mean
that you're free to break

some bread
with me and Jon?

- He sure is.
- Okay.

Be at my place
in one hour, okay?

I'll be there.

Can you give me a ride
back to the campus?

- I-I took the bus down.
- Yeah, sure. Come on.

How you
feeling today?

Are you kidding?
I feel great.

I'm on top
of the world.

- Cancel the girls.
- Cancel the girls.

What are they doing?

What are we sitting here for?

It's those Upsilons, man.

Let's go get them!

They're stealing the bird.

Hey, come on, dad.
You're a cop.

Aren't you going
to go after them?

You okay?

'It was just like chasing, uh,
greased pigs at a county fair.'

I think I cracked
a rib, laughing.

Just think,
in years to come

that stunt will become
a legend on Fraternity Row.

Yeah.

Even my
no-sense-of-humor son's

'gonna get hysterical
over with that one.'

What do you mean? Chris
didn't think it was funny?

He thought I should
have...gone after them.

Well, maybe you should have.

I mean, what if
that helicopter would have

dropped that pledge
or the statue?

Oh, sure, I can see me,
in my economy four-banger

chasing some helicopter
across town, huh?

Hey, uh, I gotta tell you guys
that, uh, it looks like

Chris is going to, uh,
get that scholarship?

We didn't know
he was up for one.

Well, why do you think
he spends all

of his nights
at the library, Ponch?

Look at him. He's got
that look on his face again.

Oh, I was, uh,
I was just wondering

who swiped that statue,
uh, does Chris know anything?

Yeah. The Upsilons.

They're going
to be talked to.

That's the engineering
students, right?

Yeah. They'd be the ones
that know about the helicopters.

Oh, hey, before I forget.

Should about cover it.

Uh, cover what?

What's that for, Andy?

Well, you know I don't
take freebies, Ponch.

I mean, you know
that about me.

And i-it's for all this!
That's what it's for!

Hey, you're my guest, Andy.

I invited you to dinner.

If it was gonna be Dutch treat
I would have said so

but it isn't, here,
put your money away, man.

Don't patronize me,
eh, Ponch!

I beg your pardon, Andy.

You think I don't know?

You really think I don't know
why you invited me here tonight?

Well, I got news for you, pal.

- I understand perfectly.
- Andy, come on.

- You're a guest here.
- Hey, it's okay, Jonny.

Alright, Andy. What do you think
I invited you here for?

Tell us what you think.

'Cause you think
I'm crazy, don't you?

Well, just take a look
at the look on your face.

Jon and Ponch.

It's as plain as day,
you know.

I got news for you,
you guys can go pound sand.

You..

...and you and Getraer.

And all of you!

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

That better cover it. If you
don't like it, then sue me.

What brought all that on?

- Andy's not here yet.

Ah, nothing.

Oh, yeah. I've been
thinking the same thing.

I wonder if we should
confide in Getraer?

Yeah, and if we do, and it turns
out that Andy is just tired

we've bad-mouthed
a damn-good officer.

Alright. I just have
a few items, this morning.

Number one, scratch 63 boy
from the "B" priority.

Uh, Stokowski is taking
four hours of CTO.

And won't be hitting
the bricks until 1300 hours.

For those of you
working the north end

a pledge-week note
on the kidnapping

of the Xi Chi
fraternity-statue.

- The bird.
- The bronze bird.

Happens to have been given
as a gift to Xi Chi

by the immortal Franz Brokapi
himself, a former brother.

So, the statue's
valuable, right?

Valuable enough
to be held for ransom.

And, uh, not
for birdseed, either.

You, never disappoint
your fans, do you, Grossman?

'Okay. That's it.
Get to work.'

I'd like to talk to Andy's son,
Chris at the college library.

Who knows? I may even
take out a book.

That’ll be the day.

'Frankly, I don't know
what’s wrong with him.'

I was hoping you guys
could tell me.

All I know is, he's got
something on his mind

big enough to give him
a headache.

Uh, you mean that literally?
I mean the migraine headaches?

That's what he claims.

He keeps saying
it's nothing serious

but he squinches up his eyes,
it's hard for him to breathe.

Takes aspirin by the handful.

Does he ever yell at you
for no reason at all?

I wouldn't call headaches
that bad, no reason at all.

Yeah, but I mean,
he-he-he does do it.

And then he gets
real apologetic, right?

Apologetic?

He breaks into tears.

Yeah, we know.

Either that, or he
starts laughing.

You should have seen him
when they helicoptered away

the statue.

Did he tell you about that?

Cracked him up, huh?

I thought he'd
asphyxiate himself.

He just couldn't
stop laughing.

Have you ever tried
to talk to him?

I mean, pin him down?

He claims that there's
nothing to talk about.

He says that, um,
I'm making him paranoid

and the next thing
I'm going to do is, go around

tilting all the pictures
on the walls

and then telling him
that they're perfectly straight.

Sometimes, I don't
think he's kidding.

I wanted to talk
to you guys.

Ask if you'd talk to him.

You think he'd
be more open with us

than he'd be
with his own son?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

I don't know.

Sure won't hurt to try, man.

It's like there's somebody
else inside of him.

Somebody coming between us.

I want to help him.

I just don't know how.

Well, we'll do the best we can.
I promise you that, Chris.

And you can believe him.

Thank you.

See you later.

I feel better already.

Uh-oh.

Oh, well, well, well.

'A drop and a pickup.'

Okay, doper, you want to race?
We're going to race.

Come on, Luke Skywalker.
Off your spaceship!

Okay! You win the battle.
We'll win the war!

Excuse me, sarge,
but no one told me..

...that there was a ransom
payoff going down.

Excuse me, Stok--

I mean, I thought
I had a good

narcotics bust
going down!

Yeah. Yeah.
I, uh, I guess you did.

I mean, I would have yelled
at me too, you know.

I would have
yelled at me, too.

Hey, listen, tell me, uh

how much are they
trying to extort

uh, for that statue?

Don't ask, huh?

Boy, oh, boy. This
is some day, isn't it?

Boy, you know, you guys..

'Dr. Wilson to ICU,
please, Dr. Wilson.'

'Dr. Grant, call 3 west,
please, Dr. Grant.'

Hey, boys.

Let's go celebrate.
What do you say?

- My clean bill-of-health, man.

That little fainting-spell
didn't mean a thing.

Oh, you could've
fooled us.

Well, here it is..

...in black and white.

Nothing wrong with me
except, I got to...cut out

some of those...late nights
and the wild parties.

Doctor's orders.

What's this about
this celebration?

Well, I thought we'd go hoist
a few at the Boom Boom Bazaar.

What do you say?

How does that fit in
with no late nights

and wild parties, huh?

Right. Scratch
the Boom Boom Bazaar.

Home and hot milk it is.

Well, you guys can't blame me
for wanting to whoop it up

a little, you know, it takes
a big load off my mind.

I'll see you guys.

- It had to be.

What's his name,
the, uh, Upsilon president?

His dad owns this garage.

Well, there's
nobody around.

Want to strike
while the iron's hot?

I still say they're
going to throw

the book at us
if they figure us out.

For what, it's just
a college pledge-week prank.

Then we're going to give
them the ransom back?

Did you hear that, give them
the ransom back, what..

- Watch out!

The heck there.
Let's go.

Sixty-three, boy.

Twenty unit, northbound,
vicinity

of Palm Drive
and...fourth street.

In pursuit, two vehicles,
one flatbed truck

with a statue,
not tied down.

The other, a 1970...Plymouth..

...California license, uh..

...3-5-0, Boy, Adam, Robert.

Mary 3 and 4 responding, 63.

We'll be coming up fourth
from the Harbor Freeway.

We'll attempt to intersect.

10-4, Ponch.

Hey, that cop wants us
to pull over, man.

For what?

All we're doing is chasing

the guys who
stole the Goshawk.

They stole
their own statue?

Yes. Machiavellian,
aren't they?

Yeah, but, it's two more
on motorcycles.

Would you pull over?

Oh, boy, just what we needed.

Hey, look, they want
you to stop. So, stop.

Stop! Come on,
I mean it!

- I'll switch the gears.
- Hey, man, we'll make it.

Come on. Look, you may not
know when to quit, but I do.

Hey!

Alright, knock it off.
Knock it off.

Hey.

Hey, hey, all
that we are doing

is rescuing
our own statue, officer.

Come on, Harold.
That's not all you were doing.

Hey, you want me to bring
you up on charges

in front of
the fraternity council?

Uh, you might have
to wait with that

until we bring you up on charges
in front of the judge.

Well, what do you think, boys?
We make a great team, don't we?

Team, Andy?

You almost turned us
into peanut butter

on the pavement.

That's colorful, Ponch

but, it's not true.

I was in complete control,
all the way.

Jon, why doesn't
he understand that?

Hey, I don't
understand it, Andy.

I mean, you're out there,
risking our lives.

Is that what you're
trying to tell us?

Now, come on, Jon.

We weren't risking anything.

Trust me.
We're heroes.

I don't know
about you, man

but I don't see
any improvement.

Clean bill-of-health.

You see, all he was doing was
waving that note in front of us.

He didn't let us read it.

'Dr. Stockley,
telephone call. Dr. Stockley.'

'Dr. Stockley, telephone call.'

Stockley.

Dr. Stockley?
We had you paged.

We'd like to consult you
about a colleague

of ours, Andy Stokowski.

You know, I'll want
to see some authorization.

We thought you would.

Officer Stokowski
is my father.

Oh, and you
want clarification

of the diagnosis
I gave him?

He said he'd
been overdoing it.

- Yeah, fatigue was implied.

Being a neurosurgeon,
we couldn't understand

why he would consult you
on a simple case of overwork.

That's what he told
you, overwork?

Why am I surprised?
I should be used to it.

It's a lot more serious
than that, isn't it?

You got a backbone?
Are you going to collapse on me?

Maybe, you better
sit down.

That bad?

Your father has a lesion
on the brain.

It's large.

It's malignant.
It's inoperable.

It's terminal.

Alright, sir.
Thank you.

Drive carefully.

Well, well, well.

You boys pull up here
to, uh..

...talk about my
little party, huh?

- Yeah.

My party
at the Boom Boom Bazaar.

Jonny, what's happened
to your memory, huh?

We didn't come to talk
about your party, Andy.

We just came from talking
with Chris and Dr. Stockley.

You had no right.

You had no right
to do that, Ponch.

It's none of your business.

It is our business.

You almost killed us out there,
and I don't think you knew it.

Who do you think you're
talking to, some rookie?

Look, Jon.

No matter what's wrong with me,
it doesn't affect my work.

That's exactly what
we're talking about.

It does, Andy.

Oh, boy. You boys are really
something, you know that?

You'd think I was going
to die tomorrow.

He said
you'd deny it.

Deny what?

That I have a brain tumor?

Yeah, okay.
What's there to deny?

I've got a brain tumor.

I've got maybe a,
a year or two left. So what?

What would you
be doing, Ponch?

Huh, would you be
sitting at home

looking at some
game show or soap?

'That's a real
useful life, isn't it?'

And that's exactly why..

...I didn't want to tell anybody
what was wrong with me.

Because you guys are looking
at me here now

like I got this,
this thing in my head.

And that completely alters
your judgment of my competence.

Andy, our judgment
of your competence

was altered before we
knew what was wrong.

Now, that's impossible, because
I've been at the top of my form

all the way through this and you
say I haven't, you're a liar.

So, let Sergeant Getraer
be the judge of that.

Jon, please.
Please.

Please, you can't
do this to me.

You guys,
you go to Joe..

You think I got
two years left?

I got two mon...I got maybe
two weeks left.

Is that what
you want to do?

You know how many lives I can
save out there during that time?

Maybe, even if
it's only one life

you think it wouldn't
be worth it?

Okay...okay.

It's alright.

There's no problem.
I'll go talk to Getraer.

You guys just relax, sit here

and, uh, tell yourselves
what, uh..

...what great friends
you are to me.

Yeah, sure.
It's easy for you.

You'll be off suspension by
the time next term rolls around.

I'll be pumping gas at my
old man's filling station.

Hey, look. Some other college
is bound to take you.

I mean, your grades
aren't that bad.

Yeah? Who's going to pay for my
tuition, my living quarters?

Hey look, Your old man isn't
really going to cut you off.

He means it, Paul.

Those lousy Upsilons really
did it to me, this time.

I don't think anyone
meant to single you out.

They're going
to regret it, though.

I'm not going without taking
a few of them with me.

Hey, if you're thinking
of doing something crazy again

you can count me out.

Don't worry about it, buddy.

I'm going to take care
of this one, all by myself.

Do that.

You want to talk
to us, sarge?

Yeah, I, uh..

I want to talk to you
about Andy Stokowski.

You two must've had
a pretty heavy talk.

A party at the Boom Boom Bazaar
is your idea of heavy, Frank?

That's what he
told you about?

You're supposed
to know all about it.

He said you were
co-chairman of the event.

What?

Look, maybe he just, uh..

...forgot to tell you
about it, whatever.

The point is, I'm not against
you having the party.

I'm just against the...place
in which he wants to hold it.

- You know, I would've thought--
- Look, I'm not a prude, Jon.

Where you guys go on your
off-duty is up to you

except, when that place
is under surveillance

by the local vice
and narcotics squads.

Look, it's not
funny, Frank.

I want you guys
to have a talk with him.

- Uh--
- Alright, Jon.

Yeah, we'll talk to him.

Come on, you know how early
the parking lot

fills up around
the Hollywood Bowl.

We don't get there by 6:00,
it'll take us

till the concert starts
to find our seats.

Especially when you
got Perlman

doing that Mendelssohn
violin concerto

you told me about, Neil.

The place, it will
probably be packed.

Yeah, what's the symphony?

It's Mahler's first.

Mahler?

Here you go.

- Open the door.

- Andy!
- Hey, Andy! Open the door!

'Andy!'

We're going to have
to call an ambulance.

Andy, open the door!

Uh.

Ambulance?

What? Are you guys
sick or what, huh?

Never mind us.
What about you?

Oh, boy.

Got to pull over and rest
my eyes for a minute

and the next thing
I know, I'm, uh..

...Rip Van what's his name, huh?

When did you pull over
to, uh, rest your eyes?

Jon, I'm joking.

When do you think it was?
This morning?

Yesterday afternoon?

Did you call in
for a break?

Oh, boy...no sense of humor.

Kind, considerate, courteous

but no sense
of humor.

Oh, we're in
for a real storm, aren't we?

Andy, there isn't
a cloud in the sky.

What are you
talking about, Ponch?

Look how dark it is.

You kidding me?

You kidding me, boys?

Not kidding, Andy.

Oh, so soon.

So stinking soon.

Stockley said it was going
to happen like this, but..

...damn, he said
it was gonna be a year.

This ain't even a month!

What kind of doctor is this?

Andy, uh..

...did the doctor
say you'd go blind?

Nah, nah, nah.

It's going to be alright.
It's getting lighter already.

It's, uh, it's, it's,
I'm, I'm going to be alright.

You're not going to be
alright, Andy, and you know it.

You didn't go to Getraer's
office this morning.

Ponch!

I'm not quitting
before I have to. I'm not!

Andy, Andy,
wait, wait a minute.'

You don't have to quit.

J-Just take some light duty
or some sick leave.

What, a desk job?

I'm a field officer.

I'm a cop.

That guy's crazy!

He's getting
back at you

because he was
kicked out of school.

Here he comes again!

We'll handle that, Andy.

I'm gonna get you.

Andy, don't do it, man.

LA 15, Mary 3 and 4 in pursuit
of reckless driving

suspects, northbound,
San Diego freeway.

Oh, not now.

He's all yours!

Come on, there's gas coming out!
It's going to blow!

- Move it, move it!
- Mary's in the car!

- I'll get her!
- She's hurt.

Roll an ambulance
and an 11-85 for one.

You guys alright?

Aah!

Ah!

- Uh, yeah.

I, um, oh..

...I think I am.

Don't move.
Don't move, man.

Can't move.
My back.

It's a piece
of metal. Shrapnel.

Don't move, man.
I mean it, alright?

It's okay, Jon.
It's alright.

Remember...when I said..

..."If could save one life..

...it would...be worth it."

Chris.

"In memory of Officer
Andrew Stokowski, CHP

"with gratitude
and affection

"from members of the Xi Chi
and Upsilon fraternities

graduating class of 1981."

♪ Should auld
acquaintance be forgot ♪

♪ And never
brought to mind.. ♪

I think I'm going to wait
until I get home or just gonna

to start crying
like a baby, right here.

Your father deserves
every bit of it.

I just have
this feeling

he'd like it a whole lot
more, if the bird had, like

a big cigar in its beak
and a pair of sunglasses.

You know something?

That's the truth.

Why don't we go pick it up and
sneak back later tonight, uh?

You got it.

♪ Kindness yet
for auld lang syne ♪♪