All language subtitles for Belli.Ciao.2022.AMZN.ita.

(BELL TOLLING)

They are here.

00:01:04.791
Come on.

Boy, nobody's feeling it, huh?

Do you want to start?

- Me?
- Come on.

Please. Introduce yourself.

- Hi.
- (All) Hello.

My name is Gaetano and, pussy,
I lived in Milan.

Gaetano, let's moderate the terms,
watch your language, come on.

- Sorry, all these years in Milan...
- How many years have you been in Milan?

7 years.

Gaetano, that is not the case. I read in your
file that you have been more than seven years.

- I made a mistake in writing.
- Gaetano.

We are not here to judge you,
are we guys?

(All) Yes, that is true.

Come on.

(SUSPICION)

15 years.

(EXCLAMATIONS OF AMAZEMENT
FROM THE PARTICIPANTS)

It is not simple.

- Go ahead, Gaetà!
- Go on!

- I can't take it! (crying)
- Come on.

Does anyone else feel like
to tell us about their experience?

Come on guys, come on!

(Amedeo) Do you want to give it a try?

Come on!

Hi, this is Marisa.

- I the Amedeo.
- And I the Pious.

The article gets in front of things,
not people. Are we things, us?

No.

Come on.

So, I'm Marisa
and I have lived in Milan ten years

Performing the role of "Professional Make
Up Coach" in a "Beauty Academy."

You were a beautician, Marisa.

Yes, I was a beautician.

You don't have to be ashamed.
Aesthetician is a profession like any other.

Shall we give
a nice encouragement to Marisa?

Let's all say it together:
"Saying beautician to us does not make us sad"!

(All) Saying beautician
doesn't make us sad!

Let's give her a round of applause! Bravo!

Bravo!

(APPLAUDING)

Let's hear it, Marisa,
how much did you make a month in Milan?

Well, one thousand four, one thousand five,
sometimes even one thousand six hundred euros.

Wow, what a salary!

Milan rewards those who work.

How much did you spend to stay in Milan?

Of rent was eight hundred euros.

Then condominium, water, light,
heating another two hundred.

And that's a thousand euros.
Were you doing the shopping, Marisa?

I had to eat!

And so in the end Marisa
wasn't left with...?

- ...a dick!
- No, a dick!

(southern accent) "Nun g'hà fazz cchiù"!

(CRIES)

(INUDIBLE)

Guys, we fully understand your
state of mind. It is your first day.

Let's do this. To loosen you up a little bit
we tell you our story.

(all) Thank you!

Come on.

(SOUNDTRACK: "NORTH SOUTH WEST EAST")

Hey Pio, Amedeo, are you coming to play?

(Pio and Amedeo) No.

(Amedeo) (Since childhood,
Pio and I felt different.)

(We were not like
all the other children.)

Do you want the stickers?

Let your idiot son play with us!

Give me the "Sole24Ore."
And hurry, for time is money.

Take off, Concetta, I'll do it.
Pio, the usual one, right?

True.

(Pious) (Well, yes! I wanted to become
a great manager in finance.)

(I have always had
a passion for economics.)

Liborio's throat is fine, too.
How are you guys doing in the body?

(All) Good.

(Amedeo) (I, on the other hand, loved medicine.)

(I wanted to become
the greatest surgeon in the world.)

Now let's check the prostate.

Where do you go? Prevention is important!

(Amedeo) (Misunderstood, mocked. No one
believed in our potential.)

(Pious) (Even at home,
there was skepticism toward us.)

We have to buy
the cemetery niche for your father.

A burial plot?
Mom, dad, grandpa needs to be cremated!

Send him to ashes,
not your savings.

Here's your recipe, Grandma.

You can tell you're going to be a doctor when you grow up.
You can't tell shit!

(Pious)
(Amedeo and I were always together).

(To go to high school, we used to share the bike).

(We used to share the desk in class.)

(And at that time
we also found ourselves a girlfriend).

(Amedeo)
(One! Because we used to share that one, too).

(Pious) (And then came for us, too.
the fateful day of maturity).

(Shouts) (Promoted! We were delighted!)

(Amedeo)
(But that euphoria lasted a moment,)

(because, like all
provincial boys,)

(We were faced
at that dramatic crossroads).

Leaving...

or stay?

Staying...

or leave?

Whatever decision you made,
I am sure you stayed together.

Yes. Nothing can ruin
your friendship, can't it?

- Pio, don't go to Milan!
- I have decided.

Who is left for the future of this country?

I have to think about my future,
not the country's!

- The soil! The roots!
- The roots? It's not like I'm a tree.

One can dream here, too.
I will become a great doctor!

Then good luck! What should I tell you?

I will never forget you, Pius!

Neither do I, Andrea.

I am Amedeo, which Andrea?

I am Amedeo!

(Amedeo) (Only the future would tell
which one of us, that day,)

(He had made the right choice.)

(Pius) (Just arrived in Milan,)

(I enrolled in the best university
of business and economics).

(And, after five years,
I took my graduation examination).

In your thesis, you challenge the story
Of the lion running after the gazelle.

So you criticize neoliberalism?

So let me explain.
The gazelle runs at 77 kilometers per hour.

The lion runs at 55 kilometers per hour.

Now tell me, when will
will the lion catch the gazelle? Never!

The lion, however,
is an intelligent person.

It hides behind the bush
And as soon as the gazelle passes... (shouts) tac!

To the jugular.

My theory, very simple,

Is that you have to blend in as a person
decent, in a suit and tie,

And as soon as the saver passes...

- (All) Zac!
- Zac, to the jugular!

- Excuse me, are you from Milan?
- (Milanese accent) Now you are, pussy!

(APPLAUSE)

Zac.

(Pious) (I graduated with honors, pussy!).

(Within a few years I became
one of the highest-rated managers in the market).

Dr. Santoro, they say that
since he has become a great manager

He feels a little bit like Jesus. Does he?

In truth, in truth I tell you no.

(Pio) (Milan had given me everything.)

(My little town was now
a very distant memory.)

(But then, one day...)

Hi "guys!"
I am in Puglia with my "tatone".

I will accompany you to your country.
How long since you've been back, love?

20 years, "guys!"

(in English) "Twenty years!
(laughs)

Guys,
see you later for updates.

Meanwhile, a big kiss from your Elettra
"and good vibes!"

- Love, is the whole street like this?
- But no! Then it gets worse.

Then take it easy,
I got my period today.

(Pious) Thank goodness, up!
Although babies on social media rock!

(Electra)
Are all the streets here so narrow?

Cool, it feels like a car wash.

Are we now going to have to visit
all your relatives?

No, but we "pacify" them all.
"Ça va sans dire."

What about that friend of yours?

Who, the Amedeo?

Imagine if he stayed in the country!
He will be in America as a primary.

Surely he must be running
a private clinic in Boston.

We are talking about a medical luminary.

Talk about a "top" doctor! Figure.

The pressure is perfect.

(Amedeo) All right, Pasquà. Go easy.

Thank you, Amedeo. But should I change them?

Let's put on snow tires this winter!

Go, Pasquale! Always on the ball.

(Amedeo) (Well, of course,
I hadn't become a doctor.)

(But I had still remained
in the health field, let's say.)

(Amedeo) So, Marì, this
Is an anatomical rocker.

This is the future, you are the first in the
country to have it. Let me see, get up.

Madonna! (laughs)

It also slims you up! A "stangona."

Miss Italy! Come on, parade.

It feels like being on a boat!

(laughs) Then it calms down. Go on, make it your own.

Oh!

You have to get used to it, Marì.

"Li murte de ciabatte!"
Fuck you, you and them!

Maria, but these are the rockers.
This is the future.

If we put the rockers on, we avoid
Scoliosis, cervical spine, hump.

Are you a doctor?
You don't even "keep" your degree!

Maria, what is this meanness?

College graduates are the evil of Italy!

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The house of menopause!

"Saint Ambros'! But you are the Amedeo!

Oh, do you remember me? I'm the Pius! (laughs)

(Amedeo) (How could I have
forget a friend like him?)

And who can forget...

...of a piece of shit like you!

Are you mad at me because
I haven't been in touch?

Look at the fact that in Milan they are always
"busy." Life is hectic there.

(ironic) Here, on the other hand, we don't do
shit all day long. (laughs)

"We scratch it."

(Milanese accent) Not like you,
who carry the country forward.

We kill ourselves
Of crossword puzzles here, "we do wool."

It was a pleasure.

Let me say at least one thing.
Amedeo, pussy, will you let me talk?

Leave me alone.

(Pio) Amedeo!

He made himself the "big car",
the "big sissy."

He came to humiliate us, you know?

- Love, but who is he?
- The Amedeo.

- Ah, the doctor!
- Doctor? He sells slippers to "sciure"!

I love it!

Take two "photties" with "geriatrics",
I'll be right there, "nanny."

Amedeo. Cool,
but everything here has remained the same.

(Amedeo) Did you see that?
It shits as usual.

(Pio) Are you going to let me talk?

(Amedeo) They come here and even criticize!

- (Pio) Let me say something!
- (Amedeo) "Tengo da fa"!

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re-registered to speak
Assemblyman Moreo. He has the floor.

But are you also an alderman? In health care?

Can we have silence, please?

Out of courtesy.

- I only asked what department he has.
- Youth policy.

Dear Mayor,

I have called
this extraordinary meeting

because this morning I saw with my own
three other young people leaving,

Who have left our country
to leave for the north.

I wanted to ask Franco,
the sports councilor,

Where did your son go last year?

Unfortunately, in Milan.

Giannino, our alderman
for culture. Where is your daughter?

Also in Piedmont, in Milan.

But how is it done?

Hear that, mayor?
The best youth is abandoning us.

It is a continuous brain drain.

Only one remains.

Potito.

But how much longer can we keep
a brain like Potito here with us?

There is no work!
What are they supposed to do, play trump?

- Let's have them move away, please?
- I have to say something!

(INDISTINCT VOCALS)

- Come on.
- Let me say one thing.

(Pio) Will you let me talk?

Mr. Mayor, Potito will also leave us,

If funding does not come
to restructure this country.

Amede, (in Latin).
"rebus sic stantibus, repetita iuvant."

What does it mean?

What a "si' capa tota!" I'll explain it again.

Five years ago we presented
the village redevelopment project

To the European Community.

They told us "no."

Three years ago we asked
financing from banks.

They told us no.

Then we contacted
so many private finance companies.

They ignored us.
Only one responded to us.

What did he say?

That their CEO will come in
CEO to do the appraisal.

When is this jerk coming?

The jerk has already arrived. It's me.

(CITY BAND PLAYS)

(All) Bravo, Pio!

Thank you very much.

(APPLAUSE)

People of St. Agatha's, it is from this house,

"parva sed apta."

That our "civis illustris Pius"

departed "in Mediolanum et nunc,"

"alis volat propriis."

"et audentes fortuna iuvat"

"et per aspera ad astra."

Enzo, it's okay.
Stand next to the wall.

- "Intramoenia?"
- Yes, "intramoenia" there, perfect.

Pius, lifelong friend,

Today as yesterday, and as always,
Because I have always told you,

you were right to get out of here.

Because if I hadn't gone to Milan

You could not have come back today
To help your people.

And that's why
I say to you, "Thank you, Pius."

And I give you the keys to the country.

Thank you very much. Thank you all!

(All) Pious, Pious!

- Let me say one thing.
- It's just the beginning, there are gifts.

Come with me.

Come. There are little thoughts.

Put. Tomatoes.

Sausage.

Bread wheel!

(Amedeo) Look what has made
Mrs. Carmela, it's hand embroidered.

(Amedeo) The caciocavalli!

It's photonic!

(Amedeo) Let's sit down.

Good evening.

(Pio) How are you doing, are you all right?

How are yours?

They have been up there for many years.

Elettra, what are you doing in Milan?

I am a digital entrepreneur.

I manage a profile
of nearly three million followers.

It makes a lot of "stories" and a lot of "grain."
It is "top," my love.

I love it!

Shall we make a toast
to this successful couple?

How, no?

- A toast to the couple.
- Successful.

- Excuse me, my husband.
- Say hello to the Gianfri.

Yes. (on the phone) Gianfranco?

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No, she was married.

Excuse me, he is my son. He is in our house
And he doesn't want to go to his father.

Don't you want to go to Gianfri?

What does the Gianfri have to do with it?
He is the child of an earlier story.

Milan is liquid, liquid relationships.

Please talk to the George.
He won't listen to me.

(on phone)
Georgie, do a thing, listen to me.

What are these faces?

They exude prejudice. What is "stu fatt"?

No, sorry Amede, but this one gets the
"stories" and makes money? What does that mean?

That she's being a slut.

Eh, the slut!

It is liquid.

Did you hear that? In Milan they say "liquid."
Let's not meddle in things in Milan.

Let's think about our own liquids.
Pass the wine.

Here we go, "guys."
sorry. Shall we go "live"?

(Pious) All with the "top" glass, like this!

Come on now, I love it!

(All) I love it!

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You have to see it! It looks
he never left the country.

- He is one of us.
- Will he fund the project?

One hundred percent.

How fortunate that he is your friend!

"Fortunae rota volvitur."

Enzuccio, you have to do me a favor.

Don't let me hear you talk so "ancient"
from my friend.

- It is Latin, the language of the fathers.
- Let's leave the fathers alone, they are dead.

Now there are the children.
They are Milanese, they have evolved.

We also have to talk like this:
"Top, I love it."

Love, "top."

- I love.
- I love...?

"Top," I love "ad libitum."

He can't do it; he's stronger than he is.

(STROKES OF THE STICK ON THE GROUND)

Arrived at the palace
economist Pio Santoro.

Here I am. "Ghe pensi mi."

Come on. Are we staying here to strike?
Come on, it's late.

He has the computer!

I analyzed the project
of redevelopment of the village.

You have done a very good job.

A "top" job, right Enzuccio?

Love.

Here you have provided the plan for
Resurfacing of streets, squares, buildings.

Even the old library?

Yes. Right, alderman?

"Top!"

What do you want to do
in the old library?

Library.

Love.

- But the library is "too much."
- "Too much!"

Let's make a stuff.
If it's low, "lounge bar."

If it is high, "roof top."

Afternoon "splashy",
evening "champagnine"! (laughs)

But this way is "top." I love it!

(All) "Top!"

But maybe the books
get wet, get ruined.

- Why, do you still read books?
- No.

No!

Guys, we need to do some "easy" stuff,
so the kids come back.

- "Top!"
- Love.

"Top.

The funding you are asking for
Is 9.8 million K?

- Euro.
- Yes, K, euros...

Shall we make it a round number? 10 million?

(All) "Top!"

"Top," I love, "top," I love.

Agreed.

The terms of the financing are.
repayment in 10 years and interest at 15 percent.

Gosh, the interest is nice "top."

I get it, guys,
but you have a very big problem here.

- Which one?
- Longevity. One lives too long.

The elderly are not productive.

It's true. There is good air here.

The poison factories have
made them all in the north, these bastards.

(PHONE RINGING)

I'll be right there.
I have a "call" with Business Square.

Fifteen percent is too high.

The camorra makes us 10%.
What do I do, do I call?

Please. Call.

He is someone from the village. I talk to him.

(Electra) Is Pio there?

- Here I am.
- Love!

Today was a great day.
We closed a crazy "deal."

- Give me a story with the bad boys.
- Of course.

"Hi, guys!"
Here I am with the best youth!

Today I went down here to the small town
to give "top" funding.

When it comes to helping the underprivileged,
Pius "is present."

(APPLAUSE)

I thought I had lost him forever.

Instead, my best friend had returned
To help our beloved country.

(Pio) Then I went right back to Milan,

where waiting for me
was a very important meeting

With very high finance summits.

True.

Where is the file on the "bonds"
sold to those savers?

- Where is he?
- Yeah, where is it?

Ah, the "bond" file.

Here it is.

Dr. Santoro?

- Dr. Santoro.
- I'll be right there.

There is a friend of his for the financing
of the country. Shall I bring him down?

- No! Is he crazy?
- Indeed. What the fuck are we funding?

- Stay with the financier. I'm going up.
- Me?

Of course, Fumagalli.
And be sure to be optimistic.

- Positivity!
- Bravo. I'm calling you from home.

- See you later.
- Optimism.

- Positivity.
- Smile.

- Cheerfulness.
- Bravo.

What a nice surprise, a blitz!
It feels like Cortina.

I, then, have always suffered
the charm of the uniform.

Checkout party?

(Operator) Good morning,
We are Pio Santoro Finanziaria.

We would like to offer you
some of our financial products.

Will you tell me when I can call you?
Well, see you later.

- Do you randomly call all over Italy?
- Yes.

- Then I have to apologize.
- Why is that?

Who knows how many times I have sent you
to fuck off! I didn't know it was you.

But go there who is there!

I was paying compliments. Beautiful, here.

Did you see that? We invoice a lot of "money."

- Let's go.
- Can you show me the whole office?

No, today is an incredible day.

I have all the managers on "call"
with the bag, we are "busy."

Is this the first time in the north?

No, I went up once before, to Pescara.

Instead, this is the beating heart
of the Milanese economy.

Houses here go for 20,000.

Same as with us. I thought more.

By the square meter, cool!

Instead I now show you
the symbol of Milan.

The cathedral? Are we there yet?

But what a cathedral!
The vertical forest, look.

The symbols change.
And who lives among those branches?

Tarzan?

(Pio) But do you think Tarzan
has that much money? I live on it, pussy!

Come.

Do you have the store at home?

(Pio) But no! This is the whole world of
Electra. Sponsor, "ambassador," business.

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See you on Thursday
at my "Elettra Natural Green" event.

We on the vegan planet
we love animals.

What a show!
A money machine, cool!

(Pio) Come, I'll show you your room.

Here is the room. Lay your stuff here.

(Amedeo) Bella!

Here Electra comes to find
peace, inner silence.

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Who is it?

Electra's son.

Come on, he's there! Come on you have to kill him!
You have to kill him!

I have already explained it to you.

(Pio) Giorgino?

(Pio, shouting) Giorgino?

Meet my friend Amedeo.

Hi, nice to meet you, Giorgino.
How are you? How are you doing?

In short.

Giorgino, go see your father today.
You haven't seen him in months.

Giorgino, that's an order!

Understand? He stays here. Cool.

You don't want to go to your father because
Pius is good. You are very attached to him.

- My father has a slow connection.
- Ah.

You are very attached to the Internet, then.

(annoyed) Close the door!

Take it easy, though.

Pio, apply for 104.

They give it to him 100 percent.

(shouts) Now "pusha"!

Ame, you brought some very good things!

And now comes the best in the house.
The dulcis in furno.

You have to taste it.
You can't find it in the supermarket.

Oh, no?

(TOWARDS)

- What's it like?
- I love it!

I knew you meant to say "I love it!"
I could feel it.

We definitely need to do a "story."

- History.
- And sure.

I am here with the Ame,
Pio's friend, my "boyfriend."

Hello, "guy!" (laughs)

He brought a lot of stuff
"super super top" from his country,

including this chocolate cream.

The bleeding! My mother makes it, stuff
from the village, good stuff, no supermarket!

A very good chocolate!

Taste.
Show the "guys" how you like it, go.

- Eat.
- "Guys, I salute you.

- Good, this.
- I salute you, because...

(in English) Jodie, please,
it's a normal checkup, okay? Don't worry about it.

(in English) Pio, my boss wants to
be sure, okay? Just in case.

(in English) Yes, but we are sure.
There are no problems.

(Amedeo) Taste this, open your mouth.

How's that? I'm making a "call," cool.

(in English) Hello!

(in English) - Hello! Who is your friend?
- Yes, he is a friend of mine.

Amedeo, Jodie, Jodie, Amedeo.
Go that way, let me finish.

(in English) What is your friend eating?

Did he say to me?

He asked what you are eating.

- "Eggplant" in oil. Translate.
- "Eggplant with oil.

- No "with oil," under oil! "Under oil."
- "Under oil?"

My mother makes them. "Made from my mother."

Would you like the recipe?

What do you say? Can you leave?

It is done with parsley,
tell him. What's the word?

Translate.

- "Parsley.
- And garlic.

"Garlic.

"Garlic optional," because to certain
"person," "garlic" goes "up and down."

The breath is also bad.

Making out, kissing, friends, no.

Are you serious?

Yes, translate.

"The garlic...

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(in English) Pio, is everything all right?

What is it?

I posted the story with what it
made me taste. They are slaughtering me!

Why, isn't it good?

They say this cream
is made with cocoa and pig's blood.

This cannot be true!

How not? It is black pudding,
the original recipe. That's exactly what it is.

- Did you make her eat black pudding?
- Yes, why?

And did you eat the black pudding?
But how the fuck do you do it?

- But how the fuck do you do it?
- But I didn't know! What did I know?

Why, is she allergic to cocoa?
I didn't understand.

Hasn't civilization come to you?
Take the pigs and slaughter them!

Sorry, perhaps there is a misunderstanding here.

Dear Electra, it's not like we catch
pigs in the middle of the road, wild.

The pigs are ours,
we raise them. And he knows that.

But what do I know?

When you were a child, you used to eat
sausage, remember?

Give me this phone.
Let's make an apology.

What apology?
You don't know what they are writing to me!

Read, rather.

What do you want them to have written?

Pussy.

(reads) "You are a murderer, they must
slit your throat. But why don't you die?"

"Pig!" "Pig" is ugly, it is offensive.

Look, but "will you give up on us"?

Give me that! (crying)

I'm losing a lot of followers.
I'm even skipping the Natural Green event!

(PHONE RINGING)

It's them! (On the phone) Dearly beloved, yes.

What a mess! I'm sorry.

Uncle, do you still slaughter pigs?

"Uncle?" What "uncle"?

Mom slits their throats, she does the service.

Point the knife here
And with the point... zac!

And the pig.

The pig understands from the night before
That he must die. Clever, the pig!

begins to cry

(IMITATES PIG'S GRUNT)

It goes like this, I'm sorry.

(IMITATES PIG'S GRUNT)

(TOLLING OF BELLS)

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Were you able to get
lower interest rates?

This economically "stands strong."
You should see what a house he has!

I'll tell him about it tonight at dinner.

Good. carpe diem!

This fucking Latin again?

Sorry. Seize the moment. "Top!"

"Top" and out.

Pio, I'm ready. Shall we go out?

You know what I wanted to try,
that I've never tasted? Sushi.

(DOOR BELL)

Shall I go?

Good evening, did you ask for sushi?

- Yes.
- Sorry for the delay, there was traffic.

The napkins are inside.
You didn't ask for a drink, did you?

I didn't make it in time.
I thought we were going out to dinner.

Thank you, have a good evening.

Fucking efficiency in Milan!
You don't even have to open your mouth.

And I'll take this one.
Giorgino, the "delivery" has arrived.

We go, Milan is waiting for us.
Come on, there's apericena. Let's go!

- What about sushi?
- The appetizer is much better, come on.

Doesn't he take anything?

- Pussy, do you take me for a bum?
- No!

Cheers!

Good evening.

- Can I ask you for some raw?
- Where should I put it? There is no room.

Over the mozzarellas,
they always have to go in the stomach anyway.

And bologna.

- What are these?
- Carriage mozzarellas.

And the white scone.

It is not possible, no more can be done.

- And the redhead.
- Again? Come on!

- Where did you find the taralli?
- There.

- Are there chicken wings?
- Yes.

What, no appetite?

No, I'm hungry!
That's all, thank you. Thank you very much.

Will you let me know when the noodle comes out?

Ah, there is noodle.
I was getting worried.

You can tell that
you have recently arrived in the "city."

Why?

Look at all the stuff on your plate!

The fuller it is,
the less time you have arrived.

How long has that one been in Milan?

6 years.

Young, how long have you been in Milan?

Six years, why?

No, our own thing.

You are truly number one.

And because you are number one,
you have to do me a favor, Pio.

I came to Milan on purpose.

The interest rates
of financing are too high.

Can't they be lowered a little?

A little something we can also file,
it's not a problem. A little something is done.

Not a little something, Pio.

I was thinking 15 to 9 percent.

That would be fair.

6% less?

It is for our country.

I do it because
you are my friend. I'll give you the nine.

Thank you!!! Are you serious?

Of course! You are a friend.

(Pio) Damn it, you're hurting me!

- Bring a drink!
- I already have it.

If it came out, bring the noodle!

(Amedeo).
I fixed the interest rate, Pio.

Give it here.

What time are you leaving tomorrow?

I have a train at noon.
I'll be back with the signed financing.

The paperwork will take a few days.

Leave quietly, I will send you everything
by email. Let's go to sleep.

Alexa, turn off the light.

00:34:56.791
Alexa, turn on the light!

00:34:59.041
(AMEDEO LAUGHS)

Beautiful!

Alexa, turn off the light.

00:35:05.666
(AMEDEO LAUGHS)

Alexa, turn on the light!

00:35:10.708
(AMEDEO LAUGHS)

That's cool, Alexa.

Yes, it is strong.

Shall we play until tomorrow?
I'll turn it off and you turn it on?

Alexa, turn off the light.

00:35:20.583
00:35:22.416
Good night.

Alexa, do you feel like talking or do you need to sleep?

00:35:36.125
How nice!!! You don't find more
people willing to listen to you.

00:35:40.541
So what's going on?

I lost 100,000 followers
for your friend!

- Skipped Thursday's event?
- Not that one, thankfully.

Good thing.

00:35:50.875
With Alexa.

- I don't believe it!
- Believe it.

Pio, please,
but when is this oaf going to leave?

I promise you that tomorrow
I'll put it on the first "choo-choo"

And send it back to "terronia."

Instead, Amedeo, strangely enough,
did not leave that morning.

Who knows why?

What do you want, I was enjoying Milan.

(Pio) How much longer
do you want to stay in Milan?

A few days.

You know what it's like to work here.

(Amedeo) Beautiful, this place.

How white it is!

(Amedeo) Hello!

Can I help you?

I'm staying in Milan for a few days
and I wanted to start with the basics.

T-shirt, pants, blouse, jacket.

- No, the underwear! I'm running out of them
- All right.

We have this promotion,
it's three pairs for 24 euros.

There are different colors.

Three pairs 24 euros?
But what is this, a "poor thing"?

Take this.

00:37:02.958
I'll let you take your time to decide.
I'll be right over.

All right.

(Pio) It's cool, this one.

50 euros a pair of underwear?
With 50 euros I dress for a wedding!

It is the top of the range.

With 50 euros I make the wedding gift
And I wash the car.

Those are the prices, don't make me
make a fool of myself. Everyone here knows me.

We do not shout.

- Have you made up your mind?
- Yes, take this one.

- Two, three, four, five?
- No, one!

It is an investment
I want to make slowly.

Let's start like this.

I'll take two instead,
three and four. Here they are.

The cash register is downstairs.
Have a good day.

Thank you very much.

This girl is beautiful.

Then give it a try, right?

I am ashamed, he is working.

More? Milan is liquid, you don't have to
miss the moment, pussy. If you like it, go.

Give me your hand, look at this.

- Here.
- Faith?

The charm of the married man.
Go with this, knock her out!

Minchia, on the contrary.

In Milan, the forbidden works.

- Go?
- Go with faith.

- It is liquid.
- Good.

I look at you.

- Go? liquid!
- Go.

"Seccala!"

Interior 7 at checkout.

Hello!

Is there anything else needed?

- Aurora?
- Yes.

"Shop assistant. "Toppissimo!" (laughs)

It means committed.

Ah.

How long have you been working in this store?

Four years.

What about in the evening? What do you do for fun?

- But aren't you ashamed?
- Why?

- Are you married and trying?
- I am not married.

He said this is how it works in Milan.

However, married or not, it doesn't matter.

Can't talk to you.
The director goes back and forth

and looks for any pretext
to fire me or put me on mobility.

He always stays on my floor.

- Here?
- Yes.

- We solve it.
- What?

Internal communication. The director
Is urgently expected on the fourth floor.

I repeat, urgently
the director on the fourth floor.

No!

Correction, the director is expected
urgently on the first floor, thank you.

(sotto voce) Enough!

The director is expected with extreme
urgency on the eighth floor.

(laughs) But there is no eighth floor!

Warehouse manager, urgently.

(AURORA LAUGHS)

The director is expected on the terrace.

(LAUGHS)

The director to the parking lot, urgently.

(LAUGHS)

- At least he gets some mobility too.
- "Ce face buna a 'stu strunz."

But where are you from?

Pugliese.

Where from?

Lucera.

I am from Sant'Agata di Puglia.

Really?

And why were you talking like that before?

Because they are "shop assistants."

Ah, right.

Yes, doctor, they blocked all her
cards, even the corporate ones. (laughs)

But see the bright side, doctor.

If her wallet is stolen,
she doesn't even have to call the bank,

because they have
already blocked everything. Understand?

Free your mind
from worries. "Mindfulness!"

Also blocked.

I'm sorry, it's just that practically.

So? I did it first
And redid my wardrobe!

The cards became demagnetized by being
in contact with the keys of the "Lambo."

It happens, doesn't it?

All right, I'll pay for it?

But yes, I have to give you 10 million anyway.
I do all one bill.

How did it go with the chick?

Let's go for a drink
when he's done working.

But you are a steamroller!

- You are a tiger!
- How much is it?

- That's 250.
- So much for that. Then all of them.

Also, Alexa,
when Aurora is done working,

we went for a drink
something together at the Hydroscalo.

Alexa, are you familiar with Milan's Idroscalo?

(Alexa) The Idroscalo
Is a large artificial lake,

also often referred to
as "the sea of Milan."

Yes, I know. Aurora told me.

Oh, Alexa, I haven't dated
with a girl since my ex.

Then she also left for the north.
I felt terrible about it.

I also went into depression
and dropped out of medical school.

(SINGING)

Alexa, do you know I feel like crying?

(Alexa) Crying is a natural response
due to stressful situations

like bad news
or the end of a relationship.

No, I'm thinking of the Hydroscalo.

These in Milan call it a sea,
but it's a puddle.

Tatina, come on, they block
the cards provisionally.

After the assessment is over, they unblock them.

Why do you take ties?

The sponsor does not want me to wear them.

I'm no longer the testimonial?
"The ties of the man who has cloth."

No, rumors about you run fast.

Your friend?
Wasn't he supposed to leave this morning?

He fell in love with a shop girl.
In the small town he never saw pussy!

No, I don't understand. I don't want it here.
Lock it up somewhere.

And where do I take him?

I called her because for some time now.
her parents have been refusing food.

- Really?
- Yes.

Both of them?

Both his father and mother.

How long has it been?

It has been several weeks
they haven't eaten anything.

They don't eat
And you charge me room and board?

We need to review the tuition.
I don't pay the board.

We take out at least "a penny" each.

Is there anything else?

When Pius said you were up there,
I thought you were dead.

Maybe. He left us here.

He says it's fine.
Then why doesn't he come?

We have been fasting for many days.

- Don't they even let you eat?
- No.

We are on hunger strike
hoping it will bring us home.

That wretched son of yours!

Your son! I have to do the DNA.

Please, Amedeo, do something.

Don't forget anything.
We will not come back here again.

- What happens?
- You go home.

- Whose house?
- Your house.

- Thank you, my son!
- You are welcome, mother.

I wasn't talking to you, asshole.

Come on, let's go!

- I get it, mom.
- But fuck you!

- Dad, at least...
- You go home. Free!

I don't think we will see each other.
I'm not coming back. (laughs)

Guys, please, hands off.

You guys are leeches of the Inps.
Hands off.

Who did you meet last night?

Antonello Vannucci and Mauro Pulpito.

Gigio, I know them perfectly well,
they are my friends.

They are also the lawyers for the savers
who want to be compensated by the Pius.

- Did you tell them he is my "morose"?
- He is morose to them as well.

Elettra, I am your agent.
This ruins your image.

But then where is it?

He must have gone and dumped somewhere
That savage of a friend of his.

He was becoming more intrusive
than those earthlings of his parents.

Hi, Tatina!

Elettra, your in-laws.

- Hi, Electric.
- Good evening.

Tatina, look at the Leonardo
and the Eleonora I'll close them right away.

Also because I paid the tuition,
much less get a refund.

- (Elettra) To the Blues Hilton, please.
- (Pio) Come on, love. Why are you going away?

Our relationship is like the economy,
after the "down" there is the "up."

You'll see how it "splashes" my bag.

Don't leave me, love.

Did he leave you?

- Who.
- Electra.

She went to a photo "shooting."

Tonight I invited Aurora to dinner.

Ask if she has a friend.

- Who, Aurora?
- Of course. Pussy, mind you.

Won't Electra be pissed off?

Duh.
Milan is liquid, liquid relationships.

Where are we going?
To Mimmo's? Giannino's? Umberto's?

But no!

- Do we eat sushi?
- No, I'll cook.

- Excuse me, is there anything Italian?
- Excuse me?

No, nothing.

Nothing Italian, not even the clerk.

Vinello in the cart and there we go.

Did we get everything? Is there nothing missing?

No. The pots are missing.

Don't you have cookware at home?

No, we always eat out.

Whatever, I won't even comment!

Do you see Electra soaking
the lentils the night before?

Ame, you pay for it, because then I make
everything back into the financing.

He demagnetized the cards
near the key to the Lamborghini.

Indeed!

- Do you have a card?
- No.

- Does it make vignettes?
- No.

- Do you pay with food stamps?
- No, with money.

With cash.

It is 126.40 but, with 4 euros more,

takes the travel kennel
for dogs or cats.

- We don't have one.
- You don't have a cat?

- No.
- A dog?

No.

What an ugly humanity! 126 euros.

- Here I am. How do I look?
- Taste.

It is good, cool, good.

Do you have anesthesia in your mouth?
It doesn't taste like anything!

This is the first time I have eaten
a sauce made at home.

(DOOR BELL)

- They are the ones
- You go.

Do you still get excited about pussy?

But you are old-fashioned!

Let's evolve, fatty!

Come on now, let's evolve. I'll get it. I'm coming!

(IMPRECA)

00:47:51.250
00:47:53.333
00:47:54.750
(Gliulio) What is this, a showroom?

(Pio) That way, thank you.

Good evening!

Good evening.

- How are you doing, Aurora?
- All is well.

I am just finishing cooking.
It's almost ready, have a seat.

- I brought the cannoli.
- Thank you.

- Coming.
- You are welcome.

(sotto voce) How beautiful she is!

So she was bringing a friend, huh?

Pius, how old-fashioned you are!
Let's evolve, fatty.

I was for three years
with this Sicilian guy.

Boyfriend? Did I get it right?

Yes, you got it right.

Isn't your son worse,
who has been with a bitch for four years?

Not true!

- That you're with a bitch?
- It's actually been three years.

Ah!

- And then what?
- I dumped him.

He didn't want to tell his
that we were together.

Father, do you realize? How they live,
over there? Cool, but what era are they in?

Here we go, huh. Just a few more minutes.

- Don't you have parsley on the balcony?
- Do you think so?

All these plants, this green,
don't you have some parsley?

No. In fact, you know what I do?

Tomorrow I call the archistar,
get pissed off and say:

"Can you put some parsley?
My friend from the village is coming."

(DOOR BELL)

00:49:18.833
Madam, do you have some parsley?

00:49:30.708
I'm making spaghetti with mussels
and the sauce is not ours.

Even the mussels are not ours.
They are farmed, ma'am.

Ma'am, the noodle
Take it off al dente, though.

Madam, even less parsley!

And you, Aurora, have you known Amedeo long?

Well, two days.

We have known him since he was a child.
He has always been a good boy.

Good, generous.

Engaged with him.

But no, marry directly!

Mom, what are you talking about? Look
that Milan is liquid. Liquid relationships!

Shut up! The liquid is in your head!

- (Neapolitan accent) Who is Pio Santoro?
- Him.

It's me, why?

Could you follow us, please?

If it's because of that story about "bonds" being sold
to savers, I can explain.

- He says he is his friend. Is that true?
- Amedeo, what have you done?

We were called from within 23.

He wanted to break
his apartment to steal.

But what stealing! I asked
the parsley from the lady next door.

Amedeo, in Milan
neighbors don't bother.

Sorry, she is not local.
She can understand me.

(in Neapolitan dialect).
I know, "Uagliò," let's leave.

Parsley!

(Pio) Sorry again.

Absurd!

On the neighbor's door is the last name?
No. The neighbor doesn't exist.

Have you ever seen someone
who goes stealing in an apron? No!

To steal you put on a ski mask,
not the apron.

(LAUGHING)

If I asked for basil
would they give me 41a?

(LAUGHING)

However, the dinner
had gone "a slob."

So we immediately accompanied
Aurora and Julius home.

In the deep suburbs.

Guys, cool, you can't get there anymore.
But where do you live?

They stay in the suburbs.

Yes, in the outskirts of Monza! Check this out.

He is right.

- Aurora, are you okay?
- I mean.

What's going on, Aurora?

I miss my breath.

Quiet.

Pio, speed up a little.

Every time I peel
here a "fifty" starts.

I would get you a cab and save money.

But how ugly it is!

Breathe.

(KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)

- How are you doing, Aurora?
00:52:10.083
Call it a panic attack.

He is a great physician. He has saved
so many elderly people from corns and heels.

Look Amedeo is right.
She's been getting them a lot lately.

Come.

- Breathe.
- Excuse me.

- Let's go to the kitchen to get some air.
- Send 118 through, this way.

Get out of the way!

Come, take it easy. Breathe.

Now you sit in the kitchen,
breathe, get some air.

(ironic) Nice and big!
Careful not to get lost in it.

I want to go to my room.

This way.

(Amedeo) You have to stay calm. Don't think about it.

Oh, calm, yes.

Yes, good, with serenity.

Calm down, breathe.

Bravo.

Sit down. Lie down a little bit.

(breathing heavily)
Sometimes I run out of air.

I'll air you out, don't worry.

What it is. (Law).
"Acceptance of salary reduction.

No, take it off!

- I open the window.
- It's not there.

- I was saying, indeed! Where is it?
- In the kitchen.

- One window?
- Yes.

Rightly so in Milan
you protect yourselves from the air.

Eh!

Talk to me, let it out.

You said that
this is not the first panic attack.

Anxiety about the future.
I made a lot of sacrifices.

My ex-boyfriend and I
wanted to buy this house.

We wanted to take out a 30-year mortgage.
But then, you know, without certainty....

- 30-year mortgage for this house?
- Yes.

Wouldn't you be better off getting arrested?
At least they would put you in jail.

(LAUGHS)

You were waited on hand and foot,
and you even saved on your mortgage.

(AURORA AND AMEDEO LAUGH)

That's the cell anyway!

Then my ex-boyfriend and I
split up. I couldn't afford the house.

Fortunately, I met Giulio
and we split the expenses.

Good boy, Giulio.

Yes.

Can I take you into my confidence?

Tell me.

(AURORA LAUGHS)

Julius likes Pius.

How?

Yes.

(LAUGHS)

Ah, well!

Since we are on the subject of confidences,
may I share a confidence with you as well?

Pio likes Giulio.

No.

- Yeah, right. Can you tell?
- (laughs) So much.

I thought
you hadn't noticed, but you did.

He really has the eyes of love.

- Him?
- Yes.

Don't I?

No. What is this stuff?

- Coffee.
- Oh, yeah?

Pio, tell me the truth.
Has Amedeo fallen in love with Aurora?

No, he is "on a fixation."

These southern boys are all the same.
They fall in love with the first one they meet.

And then immediately married, children,
dog, station wagon. Cool.

I, on the other hand, always fall in love
With poor men. I don't know why.

Look where the fuck you live!
Poor calls poor.

A strange thing happened. It's the first
time I fell in love with a rich man.

This is a good thing.
You are not used to it and you will suffer at first.

But then it's crazy cool.

You can experience the thrill
of coffee pods.

You drink this "junk."

(LAUGHS)

Wake up!

- (Worker) Come on, pull it up.
- (Worker 2) Take it from the other side.

- Do you also take this away?
- Yes.

- Take care, it's by design.
- (Worker) Rest assured.

Giorgino, but are you going away too?

Mom's new partner has
ultra-fast fiber. You had to put it on!

Ah, does he have a new partner?

We were better off in the hospice.

00:56:49.333
00:56:53.833
I am expecting you tonight at my event,
you cannot miss it. Come in large numbers.

What happened?

Electra had everything taken away.

Alexa as well?

I didn't even say hello to her.

Ame, I need to talk to you, sit down.

I prefer to stand.

No, come on, this is important.
Come here, sit down.

What happened?

Tell me.

Oh!

Ame, I have a confession to make.

It is right that you should know.

You make me worry! Tell me.

I am in a moment of great,
great difficulty, believe me.

Because.

...Tonight is Electra's event.

I am undecided. Are we going or not going?

"Mocca to you!" But you make me nervous.

Of course we have to go!

So you don't understand
That you are suffering.

You are a great friend.

We have to go. Tonight at the party
We have to smash everything.

Yes! I'm too glad you stayed.

Who leaves you?

Top!

(together) I love it!

With my love! My fiancé Ken.

- Is this where the party is? Good evening.
- Did we get engaged to Bruce Lee?

Piss off, just a second.
Take a picture with your ex.

- Cheese!
- And with the ex's buddy!

- Tatina, are you okay?
- Yes.

(INUDIBLE)

(Amedeo) Good evening.

But no! Look who it is, the tatina!

- Hello, Fili, how are you?
- Good, you?

Good! Do you know her?

Good evening!

The Philippa, the Amedeo.

Pleasure, the Amedeo.

- Pleasure.
- Have you figured out who he is?

Filippa Lagerback, Ame! Rai Three,
Rai Two, see that she is "toppissima."

- Can I ask her a favor?
- Sure, she is a friend.

Take advantage.

Philippa. Do you want to be a godmother
at our place at the torciniello festival?

The torciniello? What is it?

The torciniello
Is the innards of the lamb,

extirpated from the lamb and mixed with
the lung, gall bladder and kidney.

All cooked on the "fornacella."

The "intimate" stuff is so good.

Come on, it goes. Cool,
Philippa has also gone vegan.

- What is this, an epidemic in Milan?
- Who the fuck knows her?

No, please!

I'm going to open it!

Go!

Weird. It is the gold card,
full of money, but it doesn't work.

- Never happened.
- I'll try.

- Why, do you have the card?
- Let's try this.

With the little picture of your dead uncle?

Uncle Pino.

He died of cirrhosis of the liver. If
he doesn't open it, the bottle is defective.

Let me try, turn around.

- (Amedeo) Watch your wallet.
- Go!

(Amedeo) Uncle, make me look good.

"Sgarella!"

(EXCLAMATIONS OF INCITEMENT)

(EXCLAMATIONS OF JOY)

(All, scan) Pious, Pious!

Thank you, uncle! You are always number one.

(PLAYING DANCE MUSIC)

(SUSPICION)

(SINGS HUSKILY)

(sings) # Brigitte Bardot, Bardot! #

(EXCLAMATIONS OF JOY)

(INUDIBLE)

(BELL TOLLING)

Good evening.

Is there something wrong?

I bet you need
IDs. I'll be right there!

My papers are a little wet.
Then again, Milan is liquid.

Do I take them?

01:02:16.458
Okay.

So?

His car
is under administrative detention.

- How?
- Marini, let's proceed.

(Milanese accent) Problems?

Are there any problems there?

Why do they carry it?

High blood alcohol content, they said.

- You didn't drink shit.
- No, I haven't. If I knew, I was drinking.

How do we get home?

Now look where I'm taking you.
This is another symbol of Milan.

- What symbol?
- The pussy, right?

Beautiful!

(Amedeo) And who are these?

- Have you been in Milan for twenty years?
- Yes.

I guessed it!

You are beginning to understand
how Milan works.

Pius Santoro!

Oh, that's Pio Santoro!

- That's Pio Santoro over there!
- You bastard! You stole our savings.

(Poodle) You've ruined our lives
With your investments!

(Amedeo) They are mad at you.

(Pio) They all know me,
I'm a big shot.

(Poodle) You are a piece of shit.

You are a piece of shit!

Doctor, I will call you back from San Vittore. But
maybe they won't let me bring the phone.

But do we want to see the positive side
of it? "Digital detox!"

I'll see you there anyway, we'll talk about it verbally.

You don't have to worry about anything,
doctor. They take care of everything.

They even pick it up, don't they?

Yes, they confirm me. See you later.

Thank you very much, very kind.

I went down to get breakfast
to Pio and the parents.

Too bad you didn't come yesterday,
we had a great time.

I learned how to ride a scooter.

01:04:33.375
Sorry, Amedeo, I have to go.
I'm running late.

All right. Bye Aurora, see you later.

Hello.

01:04:48.333
Let me tell you about a fact
that happened a few minutes ago.

A man attempted suicide
by tying a rope to a hanging branch

Which, however, did not bear the weight of man.

The man fell, but was saved.

(laughs) Who is this jerk, who has
jumped? Who hung himself on the plants?

It is the manager Pio Santoro.
He is the author of the insane act.

That moron friend of yours

Hung himself on the plants
And ended up downstairs.

Look at the mess he made!

Where is Pio?

Hospital.

Excuse me, did you find
the croissant with jam?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

- Did you ask for the one with cream?
- Amarena.

- Did he die?
- No, he was saved.

Good thing. So now
he pays for the damages of the condominium.

In a few minutes
the doctor will be with you. Have a seat.

I'm looking for a friend, Pio Santoro. Is he here?

No, in the private room it is not there.
Try in the public one.

Thank you.

(INDISTINCT VOCALS)

(INUDIBLE)

Pius?

Pio...

Pius, Oh!

What do the doctors say?

You have suffered an injury
to your spine.

You will remain all your life
In a wheelchair.

Shit!

They would like to try an intervention.

But the chances of success
are very low.

Holy shit!

What do you recommend?

I recommend the wheelchair
Salgin's, the 488. It is good.

Then I know the representatives,
I have it in health care.

No. What do you recommend for surgery?

Do you still think about walking?
You will never walk again.

(CRIES)

Idiot, it's a joke!

- I made a joke!
- Bastard!

(laughs) Did you shit yourself?

Indeed!

No, you will walk.

It's just a bump. You are also lucky!
You only took a bad hit. (laughs)

So now you've found out
that I'm in deep shit, right?

I knew it already, from the beginning,
as soon as I arrived in Milan.

Who told you that?

- A mutual friend.
- Who?

Alexa, where are you from?

(Alexa) I am not of this world.
I am an artificial intelligence.

I am from Sant'Agata di Puglia.

My country is very beautiful.

But after Pio's funding
it will become even more beautiful.

Alexa, are you familiar with
Pio Santoro finance?

(Alexa) Here is some news that
I found about the Pio Santoro finance.

Pio Santoro is a company that,
as a result of some investigations,

is closing its doors
due to financial irregularities.

Why did you stay if you knew
I wouldn't give you the funding?

Because you don't leave
a friend in distress.

(KISS)

And then I had a good time.
We did a lot of things.

These days have flown by.

Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

The famous five days of Milan.

(AMEDEO LAUGHS)

(SOUNDTRACK: "STO CERCANNO ANCORA")

(INUDIBLE)

(INUDIBLE)

- Did he fall asleep?
- Yes.

Forever?

- No.
- Too bad.

- How are you?
- Hi. Good! Pio?

01:11:07.958
I can't take it! Ever since
he jumped, he's constantly peeing.

You go, Giulio.

(KNOCKS ON THE DOOR)

- Cuckoo!
- Oh, Julius!

Listen, Aurora, I have health care, down.
You can come and work for me.

No, that would be a failure.

No, we have all our accounts in order.

- No.
- It is full of old people! When do we fail?

- For me it would be a failure.
- Ah.

After all these years in Milan...

It feels good down, though.

There are houses with windows.
The air comes in.

Think about it.

I told you.
You know that you always have a fixed place....

...in my heart.

Perfect. All good.

I changed him. I even bidet him.

How good you are, Giulio.
I would leave him in the shit!

No. Goodbye.

Hello.

(Aurora) Let's go.

No, don't worry.

Hello, Aurora.

- Do you think about it?
- Yes.

Hello.

Let's go.

Sorry!

- Are you still alive?
- Tié!

Because tomorrow we operate.

Checking.

Otherwise
we open the vacuum operating room.

Take care!

01:12:57.875
Can result in the involvement
of the nerves of the spinal cord.

Between colleagues we understand each other anyway.
We speak the same language.

I salute you. It's been a pleasure.
See you at some conferences.

So, I talked to the doctor.

- So what?
- You're out tomorrow.

Really?

Tomorrow you are in.

The crimes charged against you are bankruptcy...

I knew that one.

- Tax fraud.
- True.

I knew that one, too.

With seizure
Of all movable and immovable property.

You're in trouble!
They took away your car and your house.

(Apulian accent) I don't have a dick anymore.

Selling them will compensate
the savers you have defrauded.

This is a fair thing.

- Marshal, at the level of punishment ...
- Please!

What does the friend risk?

- For now, house arrest.
- This is the good thing.

But you have taken away his house!
Where will he spend his house arrest?

He's right. Where do I go for
house arrest, marshal?

You name it. Do you have an address?

Do you have an address?

I have the address.

Come. Eleanor.

- Here I am.
- Look who's here?

- Good morning.
- Good morning, ma'am.

- Two coffees?
- But what coffee?

We have come only
to certify that Pius is under house arrest.

- Pio came out.
- Yes.

Your child cannot go out.

I just made
a nice warm apple pie.

I'll have him call you on the phone
And have him say hello.

(INDISTINCT VOCALS)

Let me speak!

Can I explain? Can you let me explain?

(URLO)

Are you going to let me talk?

What do you want from me?

Take it up with your alderman.

"Top, I love"...

It's him!

Where is the alderman? I'll tell you.

He did not come.

And that's a real shame,

because he could have
tell us "ipso facto."

"de visu," "in corpore vivi."

The alderman
doesn't have the face to come? I believe so!

Instead, the alderman
always puts his face on.

And even his little friend
always puts his face on it.

"Ecce homines!"

Mayor, listen to Pio.

With Amedeo, we decided to initiate
an unprecedented initiative.

- Say the initiative.
- I will now say it.

- To make this country shine.
- Say it.

Trust me, I am an economist.
I know how some things work.

- This is better left unsaid.
- I'm a "blowhard."

You are under house arrest,
don't complicate the situation.

- 110 cum laude in Milan.
- We don't care. Say the initiative.

(Pio) Yes, Mr. Mayor.

If young people do not return here to the South,

(together) we'll pick them up!

We'll pick them up!

(APPLAUSE, CHEERS)

(Pio) (We still waited for
Julius and Aurora, but nothing).

Oh, Ame! Have they arrived or not?

No, they did not arrive.

What shall we do, shall we go?

Let's go.

(Julius) Pious!

(Julius) Pious!

(APPLAUSE)

(all) Beautiful, hello!

(APPLAUSE)

Good! Our story ends here.

Welcome to this country.

Which is not heaven.
The South is not better than the North.

There is no place better than the other.

A place becomes wonderful
when inhabited by a supportive community.

Yeah.

People who have the attention
and care for others.

In two simple words, knowing how to live.

Let's go!

Let's start the rehabilitation, come on.

(Pio) This way.

Head up. All around us are
things and people. It's called life.

Next. Go.

- Good, adagio, like this.
- Perfect, you are learning!

Bravo, bravo!

Bravo, go slowly.

Smiling, guys!

(Amedeo) Take all of them.

(Amedeo)
You have atrophied taste buds!

- (Pio) Cherry railroad.
- (Amedeo) Does it taste like cherry?

(Girl) Finally!

I pay for three coffees and three glasses of water,
even though I had not asked for water.

- Giampiè, you don't pay for water.
- You only pay for it in Milan.

(Pio) What is this, a resort?
No, here you come to hoe, ma'am!

Then I will explain it to you. Do it now,
because then they run out of houses.

Whatever, thank you.

There in front, you all breathe
at the top of your lungs. Let's breathe!

I don't feel good.

(All) Carlo!

It doesn't feel good!

- I feel like passing out.
- It is the too much oxygen, he is not used to it.

- Don't worry, we'll work it out.
- Potito, start the engine.

(Amedeo) Breathe deeply.

It is normal! He used to make deliveries
in Milan, in the middle of traffic.

He went into debt
of carbon monoxide.

- It works like this. Now he recovers.
- At the top of your lungs. Stay a little longer.

- (Carlo) I'm all right now.
- (Amedeo) Are you sure?

(Pio) It happens, guys.
These are things that can happen.

I'm okay now.

I am not well!

(Amedeo) I said it, me!

(Amedeo) At the top of your lungs, go!

(Amedeo) Go, breathe!

(Amedeo) Speed up, Potito.

(Pious) (Monossidati!)

(Amedeo) (Go!) "Ciodueizzati."

- (Pius) (What does that mean?)
- (Amedeo) (CO2, emissions.)