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[music playing]
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THEME SONG: We never
thought of finding
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a place where we belong.
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Don't have to stand alone,
we'll never let you fall.
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Don't need permission to
decide what you believe.
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You gotta learn something
when we meet you after school.
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I said jump, down
on Jump Street.
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Said jump, down on Jump Street.
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Your friends will be there
when your back is to the wall.
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You'll find you need us, 'cause
there's no one else to call.
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When it was hopeless, a
decision's what you need.
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You better be ready, 'cause
you're running out of time.
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Say jump.
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21 Jump Street.
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[cheering]
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NOREEN: Mom, would
you give me a break?
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I mean, come on.
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I got to hear this
every 10 seconds.
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-What's the difference?
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You only listen for one.
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Come on, anorexia, dinner.
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Real food, remember?
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-OK.
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Prehistoric.
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Pack some fat around
the old heart.
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[music playing on stereo]
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-Do we have to listen to that?
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-She's your daughter.
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-Yes, but she listens to you.
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-Only for a second.
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The rest is just white noise.
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-Hey, Daddy.
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Did you know Sherri's old man
got busted for drunk driving?
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Her mom went nuts.
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-I don't think that's any
of our business, Noreen.
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Mr. Bommler is a client
of your father's.
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And I hope you don't
call him the old man.
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-Well, he is an old man.
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-Of course.
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Married to an old lady.
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-I thought you didn't
like Sherri anymore.
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-Well, I don't.
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But I think her old man
getting busted is pretty neat.
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-He didn't get busted.
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Criminals get busted.
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Mr. Bommler was arrested.
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-[inaudible] out of his mind.
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I saw him a couple of
weeks ago, coming out
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of that dump on Elmwood.
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He needed a compass
to find his own hands.
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-So tell me, how's
the clarinet coming?
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-Ah, terrific.
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You're turning boredom
into an art form.
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-Now Kenny, that's
the same clarinet
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your father learned to
play when he was your age.
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-Ah, yeah, must
come in real handy
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when he has to serenade some
doofus into a whole life
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policy.
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-Just what is it about me
that you don't respect?
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-Nothing.
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I just think the
clarinet stinks.
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-So does the meatloaf.
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[screaming]
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-Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Stay quiet, stay alive.
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-[crying]
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-Diane, please, do what he says.
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Listen, we'll do-- we'll
do anything you want.
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Just don't hurt anybody.
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What-- what do you want?
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-Ask your little
no-color choir boy, huh?
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-[shout]
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-You owe me six grand.
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-Oh!
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-Kenny, do you know these boys?
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-Mom, please!
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Look, guys.
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I'll get it.
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I just need more time.
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-Get it?
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Get what?
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What is--
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-Time's up.
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There's a new Jag
in the driveway.
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Come on, give up the keys.
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-Give him the keys.
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Or we take little
sister here to the prom.
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It was nice meeting you folks.
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Sorry we can't stay for dinner.
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KENNY: Just forget
it, will you please?
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-I'm calling the police.
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-No, don't!
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-Stop!
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They were gonna kill us.
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-No, damn it, no!
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-Kenny, what's--
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-Please.
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-How's he into this thing?
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I am calling the police.
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-You call them, and
they will kill me.
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[toilet flushing]
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MAN: Never happen, kid.
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Never.
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KID: Why not?
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MAN: Because cops ain't
some kind of cowboy
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that run into the middle of
a shootout and sling lead.
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Police work's a science now.
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You got the computers.
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You got your forensic.
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And you got your
wimpy public defender
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who will spit your
case out of court
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and let you ask his
client what kind of rosary
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his mother used to
pray for him on.
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-Yeah, yeah.
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I know.
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But listen.
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Let's say we get a call, a 415.
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We got six guys with
knives and chains
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who are ready to do some
damage on some cops, cops
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who happen to be us.
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What then?
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-[belch] We leave.
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-Get out.
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[dispatch on radio]
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OK.
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But we can't, because they
got some lady with them
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and she's screaming
for help, huh?
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-We still leave.
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-I don't.
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-You do if you're
with me, poncho.
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I got six months left
in this stage play,
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and I'm not going up in smoke on
a 415 for some little old lady
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screaming for help.
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My old lady screamed for help.
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Big deal.
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I take it to the movies.
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-Is that what they taught
you in the Academy?
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-30 years ago there wasn't
any Academy, just the streets.
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You rode in the backseat
of a black and white
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for a week and a half, and
you got to go to grade school
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on a couple of guys who were
trying to kill each other
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or taking stuff
that wasn't theirs.
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It was simple then.
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But like I say, police
work's a science now.
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From what I hear
about you, the Academy
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must have a new "John Wayne
goes to cop school" cause.
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Last two guys you rode with
both ended up in the clinic
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with busted noses.
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Seems you like to roll
in hot and kick tails.
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-I don't want to kick tails.
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-Yeah, you do.
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Because with that
baby face you got,
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everybody's been kicking
yours since the seventh grade.
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I knew your dad.
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He was a good cop.
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One thing for sure,
he was a hell of a lot
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bigger than you are.
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DISPATCH [ON RADIO]:
One zebra six, code one.
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-Well, maybe that's why I
made such a good target.
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-Yeah.
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One zebra six, go.
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DISPATCH [ON
RADIO]: A 211 report
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at 729 Sycamore,
corner of Herman.
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-One zero six rolling, over.
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-Wait, wait, wait.
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What about the tray?
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-Forget the tray.
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-[grunt] Thank you!
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[sirens]
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-You say you never
saw these guys before.
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-Well, no.
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I'm in insurance.
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-Well then, at this point,
I hope that Jaguar of yours
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is covered.
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Because unless I get something
to go on, it's going to be
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[inaudible] and sold in
pieces by tomorrow noon.
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-He won't tell me anything.
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He's locked himself in his room.
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--[laugh] Last time he did that
was when you wouldn't let him
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go to the Eurythmics concert
'cause he got a D in gym.
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What a star my brother is.
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He can't even throw a baseball.
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Hey, are you old
enough to be a cop?
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You look just like that
kid in "Pretty in Pink."
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-Yeah, but we don't let
him wear pink anymore.
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Attracts attention.
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-Miss?
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-Hm?
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-Do you think there may be
the possibility of your older
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brother Kenneth having previous
knowledge of the suspected
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perpetrators?
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-In other words,
princess, did he
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know these jerks who
ripped off your dad's car.
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-Oh, they said they knew him.
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But I doubt it.
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They were pretty hard guys.
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Kenny's in the school band.
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-Thanks.
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Milk is fine.
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I've got an ulcer big enough
to have its own zip code.
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Anyway, we let Clint
Eastwood here drink coffee up
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until 10 o'clock.
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-Did you get through to him?
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-He's scared, Bill.
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-You're the one who just
finished domestics, partner.
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You're up.
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Kid graduated top in this
class at the Academy.
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But personally, Bill,
if Kenny were my kid,
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I'd unscrew the hinges on his
door and beat it out of him.
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--[nervous laugh] Please
forgive my partner.
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He went to grade school in the
back seat of a black and white.
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Is your son a good student?
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KENNY: Except when it
comes to gym, yeah.
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You flunk that, you don't
get to go see the Eurythmics.
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-Kenny, the police
are here to help you.
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-Yeah, sure.
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-Kenny, get down here!
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-Give me a second, all right?
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Hi.
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You're pretty scared, huh?
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Did you know the guys
that stole your dad's car?
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-I won't tell you spit.
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-It's not against
the law to be afraid.
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-So why don't you just
leave me alone, all right?
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-OK.
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But what happens
if they come back?
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-Great work, doctor.
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You got diddle in
the splash can.
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-He wasn't going
to tell us a thing.
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Why waste time?
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Look, we turn it
over to juvenile.
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And they'll enroll
Kenny and his old man
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into a tough love
program or something.
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-Like you're the expert, right?
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-Hey, pal.
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Domestics.
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Graduated top of the class.
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Anyway, that kid was too
scared to tell us anything
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but what wasn't true.
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-Three weeks in
the field, and I'm
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riding with the child counselor.
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Here, let's see what they taught
you about driving one of these.
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And watch the potholes.
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I got hemorrhoids too.
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-You know, Charlie,
maybe your old lady
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should have you put to sleep.
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-My old lady does put
me to sleep, kiddo.
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That's what makes
the marriage work.
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-Shut up!
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And you do exactly
what I tell you.
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Open it up.
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I said open it up!
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-He has it!
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Freeze!
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Where's the rest of it?
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Is that all there is?
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Yeah, right.
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CHARLIE: OK kid.
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What do you think that's
sticking a lot of kids
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sideways?
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-Drugs.
263
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,764
-Yeah, seems to be.
264
00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:04,042
Figure he owes his dealer,
and the guy came to collect.
265
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:07,045
[laugh] And I got a dime that
says his old man won't even
266
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,150
file a charge.
267
00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:11,567
Might make too much
noise on the first tee.
268
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,603
-I mean, it might be drugs.
269
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:14,604
Could be anything.
270
00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,572
But Kenny hardly
looked like an addict.
271
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,056
-What did you expect?
272
00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,782
Lenny Bruce?
273
00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,474
Nowadays, you find more
junkies in pro sports
274
00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,545
than you do in a jazz club.
275
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,582
Make a not of where
that kid goes to school,
276
00:11:26,616 --> 00:11:27,894
and we'll turn it into the desk.
277
00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:30,759
TOM: Okey-doke.
278
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,692
-Turn around.
279
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,003
-Why?
280
00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:36,247
-The car back there-- I want
to get a closer look at it.
281
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,214
And take it nice and easy.
282
00:11:56,957 --> 00:11:58,441
-Be cool.
283
00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,305
They don't know nothing.
284
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,962
-Everything OK?
285
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,446
-Yeah.
286
00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,448
-You sure?
287
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:06,484
-Yeah.
288
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,450
-Positive?
289
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,039
-Yeah, what's the problem?
290
00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:12,386
-Just wondered why you stopped
for a green light is all.
291
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:20,015
-OK, John Henry,
lights and sirens.
292
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,811
DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: Four units
in the vicinity and one zebra
293
00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:24,640
six, a 211 just occurred.
294
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,538
126 North Kensington.
295
00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,609
Suspects are armed and in
a late-model gray sedan
296
00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:30,750
southbound on Roycrop.
297
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,958
-Roger the call, colonel.
298
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:34,339
-This is one zebra
six to control.
299
00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:37,135
We are in pursuit of an
early-model gray sedan.
300
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,585
Vehicle is a Dodge.
301
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:39,655
License plate number is--
302
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,243
CHARLIE: Brevity is
the key hear, kid.
303
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,970
In pursuit, wants and warrants.
304
00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:55,602
Dodge low rider, two
[inaudible] with 135, over.
305
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,501
Hanson, don't kill me!
306
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,573
Just keep them in sight,
and remember my condition.
307
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,762
What are you, nuts?
308
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,488
-You said we're in pursuit.
309
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:20,454
I'm pursuing.
310
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,904
-Get off this
one-way street, you
311
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,148
idiot, before you kill somebody.
312
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,115
[car horn]
313
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,057
Freeze!
314
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,748
All right.
315
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:39,611
Don't move!
316
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,752
Don't even blink.
317
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:45,963
Hanson, take out your gun.
318
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,655
All right, fellas
Come on out now.
319
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,899
No fast moves, or
you're history.
320
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:51,554
All right.
321
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,038
Come on.
322
00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:54,281
Come on!
323
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:56,352
Put that piece on the hood.
324
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:59,045
Turn around and fall on the car.
325
00:13:59,079 --> 00:13:59,769
All right.
326
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,185
Now spread your legs.
327
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,151
All right.
328
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:03,670
Cover them, Hanson.
329
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:18,788
All right.
330
00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:22,551
Listen, I'm going to find a pay
phone call in for a back up.
331
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:23,863
You're going to be all right?
332
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,519
-Yeah, why don't you
just use the radio?
333
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:30,179
-Because I pulled it out trying
to find something to hang onto.
334
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,285
Six months to go to
retirement, and I'm
335
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,564
riding with Evel Knievel.
336
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,877
-What kind of merit badges
they be giving to Boy Scouts
337
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,223
for this type of gig now?
338
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,258
-Shut up, punk.
339
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,190
-Oh, a tough guy.
340
00:14:41,225 --> 00:14:42,467
You have some ID, son?
341
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,021
-This is all the ID
I need, thank you.
342
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,367
[laughter]
343
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,645
-Yeah, I got one like that
for being the best playground
344
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,853
model in school [inaudible].
345
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,027
-Hey, don't move, dirtball.
346
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:52,029
-Just a smoke, hottie.
347
00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:53,858
Your grandfather's
already got my piece.
348
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,824
-Hey, give him a break.
349
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:55,964
The kid's new.
350
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,586
-New enough to blow
another hole in your head.
351
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,449
Don't move!
352
00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,657
-I got to go to the bathroom.
353
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,625
[laughter]
354
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,593
-Donegan, what's going
on with that backup?
355
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:07,872
-Maybe he died of old age.
356
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,839
[shouting]
357
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,841
[gunshot]
358
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,809
-Oh my god.
359
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:14,810
-Move it!
360
00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,682
[fighting noises]
361
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,135
CHARLIE: All right!
362
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:29,859
OK.
363
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,689
I got him, I got him.
364
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,172
Get off.
365
00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:33,967
Get off.
366
00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:36,245
-Keep him away from me, huh?
367
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,835
I feel like a child molester.
368
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:40,318
-Oh!
369
00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:44,529
Oh, nice work, kid.
370
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,152
You're three for three.
371
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:50,604
Another broken nose.
372
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,887
-Hey, Crash Gordon.
373
00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,165
Nice work, pal.
374
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,304
Gonna have to be deduct
that black and white
375
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:01,581
for your next paycheck, though.
376
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:02,823
[laugh]
377
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:06,862
-Oh, hey.
378
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,484
Aw, I got a sinus problem, dog.
379
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:09,796
You think you could
straighten it out for me?
380
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,797
-Funny stuff, Meadows.
381
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,146
CHARLIE: Come on, Mike.
382
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:17,597
-Hey, I'm telling you
the kid's a liability.
383
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:20,980
I got pissed 'cause some
punk ass [inaudible]
384
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:24,121
driver's license before he
signed for a speeding ticket.
385
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:27,089
Didn't think Hanson was
old enough to be a cop.
386
00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,504
-Did Hanson throw
the first punch?
387
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,505
-No.
388
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,162
-Of course not. 'Cause
he's a good cop.
389
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,370
-[laugh]
390
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,269
-So he gets sensitive
when some jerk pushes him
391
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:35,442
about how young he looks.
392
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,167
He'll get over it.
393
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,548
-Hey, who can wait?
394
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:39,860
He's going through noses in
this division like a-- a Beverly
395
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,207
Hills plastic surgeon.
396
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,036
-Yeah, well yours
looks better, Summers.
397
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:46,867
I'll tell the kid
to send you a bill.
398
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:47,834
Come on, Mike.
399
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:51,044
Let's give the kid a break.
400
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,977
[door opening]
401
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,119
Hey, slugger.
402
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:59,259
-Sorry about the nose, Charlie.
403
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,123
-Would you forget it?
404
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:02,262
I'm Irish.
405
00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,850
I get worse than this
every St. Paddy's day.
406
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:04,989
-They find our unit?
407
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,714
-Most of it.
408
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,129
-Any suspects?
409
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,028
-It's worse than that.
410
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,443
Captain wants to see you.
411
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,961
-What a surprise.
412
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,066
-Listen, kid.
413
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:17,415
When life hands you
a lemon, do as I do.
414
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,280
Make a martini.
415
00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:20,798
-Thanks.
416
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,492
-Yeah, I know.
417
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,735
We are the the trouble lately.
418
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:27,667
Screw lately.
419
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:28,909
'Cause what I got
lately is mostly
420
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,739
your trouble when you
boys don't do the job.
421
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:31,567
Get it right, Lenny.
422
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:32,258
All right.
423
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,881
Take it to the chief.
424
00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:35,778
-Morning, captain.
425
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,435
-Prima donna down at Vice.
426
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,851
All they want to do now is
wear pink sport coats and drive
427
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:40,749
Ferraris.
428
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:42,268
How you doing?
429
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:43,096
-Oh.
430
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:43,993
When it comes to what, sir?
431
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,995
-When it comes to you.
432
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:46,651
-Lousy.
433
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,239
-[laugh] No kidding.
434
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,828
Look, there's really no
other way I can say this,
435
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,450
so I'm just gonna say it.
436
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,659
I got to make some changes.
437
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:57,869
-I figured you were probably
gonna say that, sir.
438
00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,906
I only got about
an hour of sleep,
439
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:04,324
somewhere between the farmer's
report and sunrise exercise.
440
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,499
TV stinks that early, sir.
441
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,845
-Don't take it so hard.
442
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,812
During the Korean conflict,
I got tossed out of the Navy
443
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,297
'cause they found
out I was only 16.
444
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,608
Our side still won.
445
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:13,575
-I'm 21, sir.
446
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,508
-I thought you were 22.
447
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,820
Look, when one of my officers
rolls in hot on somebody,
448
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,891
he's got to be able to
control the situation-- him
449
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:20,961
and his partner.
450
00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,342
They got to be able
to scare the got out
451
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,930
of whatever scumball
is messing up.
452
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,277
No offense, but sometimes
you're not so much scaring them
453
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:27,485
as making them laugh.
454
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,039
-Donegan tell you that?
455
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,386
-Nobody had to tell me.
456
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,319
-Look, Tommy, even
Sugar Ray Leonard
457
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,044
can't climb in the
ring with Muhammad Ali
458
00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,115
until he makes the weight.
459
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,461
It's like that.
460
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,738
I mean, you're good.
461
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,671
But-- well, if I keep
putting you out in the field,
462
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,397
I'm putting my
other men in danger.
463
00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:43,846
Something goes
down, we don't know
464
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,710
if the perps will get goofy.
465
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,782
No one will ride with
you anymore, Tom.
466
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:53,477
You make 'em nervous, come
in too punks, too ready.
467
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,444
Maybe too angry, I don't know.
468
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,204
Maybe too young.
469
00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:57,170
-[ANGRILY] I'm not angry.
470
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,967
Not a lot, anyway.
471
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:08,768
OK, so what does this mean?
472
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,701
I'm out?
473
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,461
Terrific.
474
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:16,603
Six months at the Academy, now
I can go manage a donut shop.
475
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,157
Or maybe when my
face clears, I can
476
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,366
become one of those
rent-a-cops who
477
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,022
checks proof at a teen club.
478
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,196
-Maybe.
479
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,440
But I got something else
I think you'd be good for.
480
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,925
You want to stick it out, you'd
be a hell of a cop someday.
481
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,409
-Just come back in 10 years.
482
00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,516
-10 years you'll be too old
for this kind of assignment.
483
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,724
Sit down.
484
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:34,897
Let me lay it out for you.
485
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:35,588
-What am I doing?
486
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,246
I don't even smoke.
487
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,144
-This department's got
an undercover program.
488
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,664
It's the mayor's baby.
489
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,080
Nobody on the force knows about
this except silver shields
490
00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:45,908
and up.
491
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:49,084
It's called Jump Street Chapel.
492
00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,534
Now, the reason
it's called that is
493
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,639
because this particular
undercover unit works out
494
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,917
of an old abandoned chapel
on the corner of Jump Street
495
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:55,918
and Sixth.
496
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:56,712
Interested?
497
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,818
-Not yet.
498
00:19:58,852 --> 00:20:00,233
-Every year, the
department takes
499
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,993
younger-looking
officers-- at least
500
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,893
the younger-looking ones we
think can handle the pressure.
501
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,550
Teach them how to
be teenagers again.
502
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,517
Then we sent them out
to various high schools
503
00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,485
where we can use a
good man undercover.
504
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,351
-Kind of like, uh, "Fast Times
at Bust Your Buddy High."
505
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,110
-Kinda.
506
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:16,318
-Yeah.
507
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,493
No, thanks.
508
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:20,253
See, I hated high
school the first time--
509
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:24,223
you know, swimming in gym
without trunks, health films,
510
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,810
not getting the girl
you wanted 'cause
511
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,399
you don't wear
groovy enough shoes.
512
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,470
And I don't think I'd get
off cuffing some kid who
513
00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:32,472
threw a spit ball at
his chemistry teacher.
514
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,372
-I've had 11 homicides in
high school since December.
515
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:40,135
-Look, I went to the
Academy to go on patrol,
516
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:45,313
to be a police officer, like
my-- to enforce the law.
517
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:48,177
-Tom, it's either this or I
assign you to desk at Parkinson
518
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,869
or until you look old
enough to be a cop.
519
00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,111
-I am a cop.
520
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:56,047
-Hey, genius, why do you
think I'm making this offer?
521
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,049
-[sigh]
522
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:58,774
-Think it over.
523
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:06,092
You know, I used to
ride with your dad.
524
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,231
-I know.
525
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,957
-Be proud of what
he did that night.
526
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,755
Hey, we catch those guys
that lifted your black
527
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,275
and white, I'll, uh,
I'll give you the collar.
528
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,241
-Give it to Donegan.
529
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,691
He's the one who
got his nose broken.
530
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:28,977
-You got your dad's
sense of humor, too.
531
00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:32,429
[saxophone music playing]
532
00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:09,983
[tape rewinding]
533
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:11,122
[beep]
534
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:11,882
TOM'S DAD [ON ANSWERING
MACHINE]: Oh, hi.
535
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:12,952
This is Tom Hanson Senior.
536
00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:14,367
No one is here right now.
537
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,403
TOM [VOICEOVER]: Hey, Dad?
538
00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:16,093
I got it.
539
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,094
Wait, don't hang up.
540
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:17,577
Hello?
541
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:18,578
Hello?
542
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:19,614
TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]:
Howdy, sport.
543
00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:20,718
Mom home?
544
00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:22,237
TOM [VOICEOVER]: No,
I had to go to school.
545
00:22:22,271 --> 00:22:23,963
TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]: Why?
546
00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,034
TOM [VOICEOVER]: I got
into a fight with some kid.
547
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,311
TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]:
Gee, Tommy, not again.
548
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,277
You shouldn't do that.
549
00:22:28,312 --> 00:22:29,624
We talked about it.
550
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,833
TOM [VOICEOVER]: Even when he
says my old man's a fascist
551
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,973
and all cops are pigs?
552
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:34,939
Mom's real mad, though.
553
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,251
She says I should grow up.
554
00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:38,080
TOM'S DAD [VOICEOVER]:
Your mom's right.
555
00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:41,118
[music playing]
556
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,839
-Yo, everybody
out the back door.
557
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:48,150
It's a bust.
558
00:23:48,185 --> 00:23:50,567
Guess nobody told you
to [inaudible] formal.
559
00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:52,085
Doug Penhall.
560
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,535
-This is Jump Street
Chapel, right?
561
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,572
-Only if you're Catholic.
562
00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:57,263
Ioki here thinks it's
a Buddhist temple.
563
00:23:57,297 --> 00:23:58,471
Me, I think it's a synagogue.
564
00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,611
You know, my mom's
Jewish, which only
565
00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:02,958
means I get to celebrate
both guilt and Hell.
566
00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:03,925
-Yeah.
567
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,375
You see, his father
was a priest.
568
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,688
So don't play bingo
with this guy.
569
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:10,103
He's a killer.
570
00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:11,380
[phone ringing]
571
00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,934
Oh, must be putting you on
to infiltrate the student
572
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:13,728
council, huh?
573
00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:14,522
-I doubt it.
574
00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:15,937
Officer Tom Hanson.
575
00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:17,110
-HT Ioki.
576
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:18,698
-H for Harry, T for Truman.
577
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:21,321
Guess what year his parents
moved to the states.
578
00:24:21,356 --> 00:24:23,358
-Yeah, and I'm named
after the guy who
579
00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:24,808
dropped an atom
bomb on my house.
580
00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,050
-Yeah.
581
00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:30,538
Look, I'm here to see
Captain Richard Jenko.
582
00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:33,748
-[SHOUTING] Yo, Jenk!
583
00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:36,509
You got to turbo charge your
hair or something, Hanson.
584
00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:38,442
You look like Richie Cunningham.
585
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,409
-[laughs]
586
00:24:52,111 --> 00:24:55,528
-Hey, what's happening, man?
587
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:56,909
-Hi.
588
00:24:56,943 --> 00:25:00,947
I'm here to see,
uh, Captain Jenko?
589
00:25:00,982 --> 00:25:02,293
-Yeah?
590
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:04,157
Far out.
591
00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:06,125
-Is he here?
592
00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,229
-Yeah.
593
00:25:07,264 --> 00:25:08,058
MAN: Yo, autograph.
594
00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,204
-Well, uh, could you tell
him Patrolman Hanson is here?
595
00:25:20,139 --> 00:25:22,382
I, uh, don't want him
to think I'm late.
596
00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:25,075
-Hey, you ain't late.
597
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,145
You like that sound?
598
00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,180
[saxophone music playing]
599
00:25:27,215 --> 00:25:28,699
-Not really.
600
00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:29,562
-Me neither.
601
00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:31,564
Praise God, hallelujah!
602
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:32,876
Maybe I'm saved.
603
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:35,085
Been a Deadhead since Woodstock.
604
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,086
-I didn't go.
605
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,328
I was only five.
606
00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,676
Look, I've really got to
check in with Captain Jenko.
607
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,194
-Yeah?
608
00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:44,094
-Yeah, well, where
can I find him?
609
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:45,578
-Hey, you're looking
at him, Hanson.
610
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:47,097
I'm right here.
611
00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:49,375
'Cept on Saturday nights
I play lead guitar
612
00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:52,758
with some bunco dudes
in my garage band.
613
00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:54,138
-You're Captain Jenko?
614
00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,623
-Gets better, doesn't it?
615
00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:02,491
Hey, can you believe that guy?
616
00:26:02,526 --> 00:26:03,700
Huh?
617
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:06,185
He could squeeze more
music out of a Stratocaster
618
00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:09,947
than Eric Clapton, Jeff
Beck, and Alvin Lee
619
00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:11,466
put together, man.
620
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,124
Jimmy was the best.
621
00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:15,677
Too bad he had to
throw it all away
622
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,231
on a short ride getting high.
623
00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:22,581
-I'm not, uh, familiar with him.
624
00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:26,585
Who did he, uh, play with?
625
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,620
-God.
626
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,897
Breakfast?
627
00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:29,726
-No, thanks.
628
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,106
I'll grab an omelette later.
629
00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:32,107
-Uh-uh.
630
00:26:32,142 --> 00:26:34,662
No, you won't When
was the last time
631
00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:37,837
you saw a teenager have
a cup of black coffee
632
00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:40,115
and an omelette for breakfast.
633
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:41,392
Uh-uh.
634
00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:43,843
From now on, it's potato
chips, soda pop, french fries,
635
00:26:43,878 --> 00:26:44,810
and pizza, man.
636
00:26:44,844 --> 00:26:46,812
It's a Pepsi generation, sport!
637
00:26:46,846 --> 00:26:49,124
[laugh]
638
00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:50,678
-Don't call me sport, OK?
639
00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:52,334
-Hey, pard, I'm your boss.
640
00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:54,647
I'll call you anything I want.
641
00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,270
Have a seat, sport.
642
00:26:57,305 --> 00:26:59,514
[dispatch on radio]
643
00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:00,377
Look, man.
644
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,210
While you were out in the
field getting your butt kicked
645
00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:09,386
by all the bad grownups,
me and my guys here
646
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,250
we're training to
do some real battle.
647
00:27:11,284 --> 00:27:16,876
You see, the way I look at it,
child is the father of man.
648
00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,258
I mean, these bad grownups
are coming from somewhere.
649
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,673
They don't just hatch that way.
650
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,330
That's why we're
trying to yank them out
651
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,953
while they're still
in high school, dig?
652
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:26,368
-Dig?
653
00:27:26,403 --> 00:27:29,164
-Hey, spare me the rap
about how I talk, OK?
654
00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:29,993
-Yeah, I know.
655
00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:30,821
You went to Woodstock, right?
656
00:27:30,856 --> 00:27:32,133
-Right on, brother.
657
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:34,238
Now, we're about four weeks
ahead of you hear, Hanson.
658
00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,793
So I'm going to have to rush you
through some of the training.
659
00:27:36,827 --> 00:27:37,759
-What kind of training?
660
00:27:37,794 --> 00:27:39,312
-Hoffs!
661
00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:41,936
Gonna teach you how to be
a teenager again, sport.
662
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,523
How does that grab you?
663
00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:45,974
I'm talking about the
bad kind, the kind that
664
00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:46,975
gets into trouble.
665
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,528
The kind you're
gonna have to be like
666
00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,496
so's they think you're
one of 'em, dig?
667
00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:51,670
-Hey, Hoffs!
668
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:52,705
Wake up.
669
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:53,672
-Relax, relax.
670
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,950
I'm up
671
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,262
-Hoffs, Hanson.
672
00:27:58,297 --> 00:28:00,748
Hanson, Hoffs.
673
00:28:00,782 --> 00:28:03,302
-Hi.
674
00:28:03,336 --> 00:28:05,614
-Jude, run this cat
down to wardrobe
675
00:28:05,649 --> 00:28:07,547
and see if you can take
some of the cop out
676
00:28:07,582 --> 00:28:08,963
of his presentation.
677
00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:12,518
And for God's sake, do something
about the Jack Kennedy haircut
678
00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:13,933
too, will ya?
679
00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:16,833
Go with what Officer
Hoffs tells you, Hanson.
680
00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:19,111
Been real, bro.
681
00:28:19,145 --> 00:28:20,940
Stick with Hoffs here,
and she'll hook us up
682
00:28:20,975 --> 00:28:22,493
with a little field
training tonight.
683
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:25,773
Later.
684
00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:28,465
[whistle]
685
00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,604
-Are you kidding me?
686
00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:32,124
-Oh, so Jenks a little
bit of a hang-on hippie.
687
00:28:32,158 --> 00:28:33,228
Big deal.
688
00:28:33,263 --> 00:28:34,678
Because when it comes
to going undercover,
689
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,438
the dude is the best.
690
00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:37,129
-[sigh]
691
00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:39,752
-I'm Judy Hoffs.
692
00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,236
Uh, that's OK, honey.
693
00:28:41,271 --> 00:28:43,652
My people don't do that anymore.
694
00:28:43,687 --> 00:28:45,654
-Oh.
695
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:47,139
Chip?
696
00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:51,108
[music playing]
697
00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:01,929
-It's showtime, folks.
698
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,866
Whoa, big deal now.
699
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:08,936
-OK, OK.
700
00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,247
Who's the clown?
701
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:14,079
Hey, what do we got here,
rock star or something, huh?
702
00:31:14,113 --> 00:31:15,080
Come on, punk.
703
00:31:15,114 --> 00:31:15,735
Come on.
704
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:16,771
You the wise guy.
705
00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:17,427
-Yo, Jays.
706
00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:18,221
Who do we got here?
707
00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:19,567
Some kind of killer hippie?
708
00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:20,913
-Peace, love, pal.
709
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:23,260
What tribe are you from?
710
00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:24,917
-Extraterrestrial, man.
711
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,539
Like Pluto.
712
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,645
You threw that bottle
at my van, didn't you?
713
00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:29,853
-Hey, what if he did?
714
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:30,992
There's a whole crowd of us.
715
00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:32,925
There's only one
of you long hairs.
716
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,893
-Yeah, well, you
got a point there.
717
00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,480
-Hey, you better
ease up on the dude.
718
00:31:36,515 --> 00:31:38,068
Look like he got a
lot of flower power.
719
00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:41,071
-I hate flowers.
720
00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:42,348
Come on!
721
00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,832
Let's dance.
722
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:47,146
-Thanks, but, uh, you
might step on my toes.
723
00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:48,285
-Oh!
724
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,528
Non-violence, man.
725
00:31:49,562 --> 00:31:52,531
Chief, don't hit me
in the face. [yells]
726
00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:53,842
-Hey, ease up.
727
00:31:53,877 --> 00:31:56,707
Ease up.
728
00:31:56,742 --> 00:31:57,881
I'll buy you a beer.
729
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,265
-[shout]
730
00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:03,438
JENKO: OK, handsome.
731
00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:04,474
That's your guy.
732
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,062
-Well, if that's the
guy, why don't we
733
00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,580
just take him in right now?
734
00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:10,445
-'Cause all I wanted to do
was make sure Penhall was cool
735
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,860
and ID the creep.
736
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:15,278
Gonna have plenty of
chances to bust you.
737
00:32:15,312 --> 00:32:16,589
You know what to do?
738
00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:17,349
TOM: Yeah.
739
00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,695
JENKO: Yeah?
740
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,663
What might that be, sport?
741
00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:22,699
-I'm going to make a buy.
742
00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:23,803
No big deal.
743
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:24,977
This isn't my first
assignment, you know.
744
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,047
I was on patrol.
745
00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:28,291
-Ooh, patrol.
746
00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:30,224
Got to eat a lot
of donuts, right?
747
00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:32,329
Don't act like you do
it all the time, Hanson.
748
00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:35,815
I think it would be hard for
you to buy a case of beer, man.
749
00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,610
HOFFS: [laugh] Now you
ought to talk, Ioki.
750
00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:41,925
First time out, he bought a
gram of baby laxative for $100.
751
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,099
-OK, cool it.
752
00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,204
Now, here's what's
going down, Hanson.
753
00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,724
Now, your Penhall's cuz.
754
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,519
You've been around
the block a few times.
755
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,486
So don't come on
like Dick Clark,
756
00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:53,109
or these cats will
make you [inaudible]
757
00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:55,559
faster than Gayle Sayers used
to run for the Chicago Bears,
758
00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:56,146
you dig?
759
00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:01,186
Don't worry, we
got you backed up.
760
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,842
Just remember, no bust.
761
00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,465
The only reason
we're doing this is
762
00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:06,743
so you don't look like some
geek the first time you
763
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,194
try to make a buy
for real, comprende?
764
00:33:09,228 --> 00:33:10,471
-OK, all right.
765
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:11,679
-I mean it, Hanson.
766
00:33:11,713 --> 00:33:12,404
No bust.
767
00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:16,787
-Yo, cuz.
768
00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:18,720
Hey, my cuz is here.
769
00:33:18,755 --> 00:33:19,652
Yo, Tommy.
770
00:33:19,687 --> 00:33:21,930
This here is Jays.
771
00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:23,622
-The guy you was
telling me about.
772
00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:24,105
-Mm-hm.
773
00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:29,076
-Come on.
774
00:33:36,773 --> 00:33:38,085
Your cuz says your cool.
775
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:39,362
What do you want?
776
00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:40,328
-A lid.
777
00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:42,917
-[scoff] A lid?
778
00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:44,643
Where you from, man?
779
00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,507
Omaha?
780
00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:47,439
-Buffalo.
781
00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,819
-Buffalo.
782
00:33:48,854 --> 00:33:51,546
Freakin' place must be
stuck in a time warp.
783
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:53,617
It's $200 an ounce.
784
00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:55,964
You give me the money.
785
00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,174
-I want to see if first.
786
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,451
-No, you don't look at it.
787
00:33:59,485 --> 00:34:01,556
-For $200, I want
to see it first.
788
00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:07,114
-OK.
789
00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:08,563
-Let me smell it, too.
790
00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,634
--[scoff] Man, you
must be from Omaha.
791
00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,336
-What's your problem?
792
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:25,097
-No, thing is, uh, what's yours?
793
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,480
I think you're a cop.
794
00:34:28,514 --> 00:34:29,274
-All right.
795
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:30,309
I don't need this, scumbag.
796
00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:33,933
I can get my drugs from anybody.
797
00:34:33,968 --> 00:34:35,797
-I still think you're a cop.
798
00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:41,424
-Then pull the trigger.
799
00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:53,677
-No, you ain't a cop.
800
00:34:53,712 --> 00:34:56,922
Cops have to be old enough
to drive after dark.
801
00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:07,174
-You're going to
have to learn how
802
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,692
to trust those instincts, Jays.
803
00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:18,564
You're under arrest.
804
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:21,222
You have the right
to remain silent.
805
00:35:21,257 --> 00:35:23,535
Anything you say can and
will be used against you
806
00:35:23,569 --> 00:35:25,157
in a court of law.
807
00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:27,263
You have the right
to an attorney.
808
00:35:27,297 --> 00:35:28,850
If you cannot
afford an attorney--
809
00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:29,679
-Horrific, horrific.
810
00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:30,680
--one will be appointed for you.
811
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:32,440
-What the hell are
you doing, Hanson?
812
00:35:32,475 --> 00:35:34,166
-Making an arrest!
813
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:35,857
Suspect threatened to kill me.
814
00:35:35,892 --> 00:35:38,170
But not until I
made the purchase.
815
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,275
Open and shut.
816
00:35:39,309 --> 00:35:40,759
Solicited sale, and
we made the exchange.
817
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:41,622
Didn't we, Jays?
818
00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:42,933
[ANGRILY] Didn't we, Jays?
819
00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,211
-Hey, save it.
820
00:35:44,245 --> 00:35:45,626
Save it, man.
821
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,869
What the hell are you
going to charge him with?
822
00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:50,217
Illegal sale of a
pair of smelly socks?
823
00:35:50,251 --> 00:35:51,563
-What are you talking about?
824
00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:52,219
-What's this?
825
00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:53,875
What's this?
826
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,808
Panama brown, huh?
827
00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:57,741
Hey, why don't
you save 'em, pal.
828
00:35:57,776 --> 00:35:59,709
I like to wear the ones
with the little turtles
829
00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,987
on the ankle pockets.
830
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,644
He was burning you, pal!
831
00:36:03,678 --> 00:36:04,507
[sirens]
832
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,093
Huh?
833
00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:06,060
Good work.
834
00:36:06,094 --> 00:36:08,131
Good work, Hanson.
835
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,270
Good work, man.
836
00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:10,651
Good licks.
837
00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:13,412
You just used up a punk we've
been watching for six months
838
00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:15,794
on an ADW, which
will be knocked down
839
00:36:15,828 --> 00:36:17,796
to brandishing by noon tomorrow.
840
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,901
Even a boot like you
should know that.
841
00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:21,317
-Take him in, Artie.
842
00:36:21,351 --> 00:36:22,870
-Captain Jenko, look, I'm sorry.
843
00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:23,353
I was--
844
00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:23,802
-Hey, man.
845
00:36:23,836 --> 00:36:24,734
Save it.
846
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:25,804
And please, don't
call me captain.
847
00:36:25,838 --> 00:36:27,081
-Look, I was just trying
to do my job here.
848
00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:28,013
-Trying to what?
849
00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:29,877
Trying to cowboy
the deal is what!
850
00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:31,913
Make a big call
or be a real cop.
851
00:36:31,948 --> 00:36:35,572
And with you being a real cop,
I've got to pull Penhall out,
852
00:36:35,607 --> 00:36:37,850
because every punk that's
been hanging with Jays
853
00:36:37,885 --> 00:36:41,233
will be able to make him easier
than Elton John in a hat shop.
854
00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:42,338
Come on.
855
00:36:42,372 --> 00:36:46,307
Let's get out of here
man, like splitsville.
856
00:36:46,342 --> 00:36:47,791
Good licks.
857
00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,276
Good licks, Hanson!
858
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:16,751
[alarm ringing]
859
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:33,699
[engine stalling]
860
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,294
-OK, try that now.
861
00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:45,470
[engine stalling]
862
00:37:45,504 --> 00:37:46,505
-Nothing.
863
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,749
-That's a nice car
you got there, Doug.
864
00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,613
-It's not mine.
865
00:37:50,647 --> 00:37:51,303
It's Hoffs.
866
00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:55,100
-Really?
867
00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:57,378
-Mm-hm.
868
00:37:57,413 --> 00:37:58,034
-Really?
869
00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:58,552
PENHALL: Yup.
870
00:37:58,586 --> 00:38:00,554
Try it again.
871
00:38:00,588 --> 00:38:02,003
-This is your car?
872
00:38:02,038 --> 00:38:03,419
-What's left of it, yeah.
873
00:38:03,453 --> 00:38:04,834
-Really?
874
00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,491
-Yeah, really.
875
00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:08,665
See, they were just all out
of those purple Caddies,
876
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:11,565
you know, with the mud flaps
and fur around the mirrors.
877
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:12,807
You know what I'm saying?
878
00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:13,636
-Wow.
879
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:14,637
Must raise hell with your image.
880
00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:25,579
Try it again.
881
00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:29,479
[engine starting]
882
00:38:29,514 --> 00:38:31,447
-Belt was stuck in the carb.
883
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,799
-What are you looking at?
884
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,319
JENKO: OK, let's run this down.
885
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:43,907
Hoffs, what's with getting
an A+ on your book report
886
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,323
for "Catcher in the Rye"?
887
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,566
-Well, everything's pretty
steady over at Bennett High.
888
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:49,016
I had time.
889
00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:51,294
Might even make honor roll.
890
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,502
-Groovy.
891
00:38:52,537 --> 00:38:54,780
You know, it's very unusual
for honor roll students
892
00:38:54,815 --> 00:38:56,264
to hang out with felons.
893
00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:58,681
Like, watch your
profile, Peaches.
894
00:38:58,715 --> 00:39:00,924
Penhall, what's
shaking with you, bud?
895
00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:04,203
-I figure with Jays out of
the mix and my cover blown,
896
00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:06,620
I thought I could play golf
for the rest of the semester.
897
00:39:06,654 --> 00:39:08,346
-Yeah, well figure gain.
898
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,451
Bob Hope plays golf.
899
00:39:10,486 --> 00:39:12,108
But don't sweat it, bud.
900
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,593
I'm sure we'll find
a place for you.
901
00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,320
Ioki, what's
happening on the hill?
902
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,702
-Well, um, I got my
dude set up at Cleveland
903
00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,289
High for some quantity.
904
00:39:21,324 --> 00:39:23,533
But I'm still waiting for
clearance from that six grand
905
00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:24,500
from Parket Center.
906
00:39:24,534 --> 00:39:25,880
-Hanson, we're
going to let you get
907
00:39:25,915 --> 00:39:27,917
your feet wet at Amherst High.
908
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,919
Put you in there for
a couple a weeks.
909
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,852
Hanson, you're a
disciplinary transfer
910
00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,441
from Wilcox with
a suspected drug
911
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,719
problem and a very bad attitude.
912
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:37,858
Dig?
913
00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:40,792
Everything you need to
know is in this deal.
914
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,588
Read it carefully, Hanson.
915
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:46,729
And please, do me a favor.
916
00:39:46,763 --> 00:39:49,766
Try not to blow your
cover on the first day.
917
00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:50,698
-Okey dokey.
918
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:52,044
JENKO: There's
absolutely nothing
919
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:56,911
heavy going on at
Amherst-- that we of.
920
00:39:56,946 --> 00:40:00,467
So just, you know, keep your
eyes open, stay out of trouble,
921
00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,779
and remember, you're
still in training.
922
00:40:02,814 --> 00:40:04,436
PENHALL: Let's go do it!
923
00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:05,920
[howl]
924
00:40:05,955 --> 00:40:09,303
-Glad he's on our side.
925
00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:12,686
[music playing]
926
00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:50,793
-Sorry, boy.
927
00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:53,036
But you can't park there.
928
00:40:53,071 --> 00:40:53,830
-Oh, yeah?
929
00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:54,417
I'm new.
930
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,591
I didn't know.
931
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,731
-Yeah, well, if you want
to get old, you know now.
932
00:40:57,765 --> 00:40:59,836
So move that ragged
piece of tin.
933
00:40:59,871 --> 00:41:01,424
I don't want it
stinking up my spot.
934
00:41:04,151 --> 00:41:04,600
Yo!
935
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,299
You don't want to park it there.
936
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,990
It might get hurt.
937
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:17,578
-Me or the car?
938
00:41:17,613 --> 00:41:19,373
-You heard the man.
939
00:41:19,407 --> 00:41:20,236
Move it!
940
00:41:26,242 --> 00:41:27,692
-No thanks, man.
941
00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:29,176
I'm trying to quit.
942
00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:31,178
[crowd jeering]
943
00:41:37,184 --> 00:41:39,151
[crowd cheering]
944
00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:40,152
-Move it!
945
00:41:49,127 --> 00:41:51,578
[crowd expressing astonishment]
946
00:41:56,099 --> 00:42:01,553
[crowd shouting]
947
00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,037
-You're dead, boy.
948
00:42:03,072 --> 00:42:06,558
[crowd cheering]
949
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:18,501
-Break it up!
950
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,330
-Let them fight!
951
00:42:20,365 --> 00:42:20,883
-All right.
952
00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,022
Who started it?
953
00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:22,678
-Started what?
954
00:42:22,712 --> 00:42:24,472
The guy's a friend.
955
00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:26,302
-That right, Tyrell?
956
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,753
[laughter]
957
00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,168
Who are you?
958
00:42:30,202 --> 00:42:31,479
-My name's Tom Bower.
959
00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:33,136
I'm new here.
960
00:42:33,171 --> 00:42:35,760
-You make a hell of
a first impression.
961
00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:37,416
Come on, who started it?
962
00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,147
All right.
963
00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:46,564
Both of you, Jake
Shaffer's office.
964
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,047
Move it.
965
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:52,708
-Park the ride.
966
00:42:52,742 --> 00:42:54,951
PRINCIPAL SHAFFER: Just
minutes into the first quarter
967
00:42:54,986 --> 00:42:57,713
on a Monday morning, I already
go two players out at bats.
968
00:43:01,026 --> 00:43:04,789
Gonna have to throw the
flag on you, Tyrell.
969
00:43:04,823 --> 00:43:07,274
Two weeks detention.
970
00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:11,243
And I got to send a report in
to your probation officer, too.
971
00:43:11,278 --> 00:43:13,418
Now, he's not gonna like that.
972
00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:18,665
Why'd he even make you park
that Ferrari out in the bullpen?
973
00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:20,598
You get your hands off me, boy.
974
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,775
Now you get out of here.
975
00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:50,524
This is not a real impressive
completion record, Bower.
976
00:43:50,558 --> 00:43:54,562
Seems like at Wilcox High, you
threw a lot of interceptions.
977
00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:56,081
Real tough guy, huh?
978
00:43:56,116 --> 00:44:00,085
[laugh] Oh, not to mention
a couple notes here
979
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,673
about a whiff problem.
980
00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:03,364
You know, when I was
your age, getting up
981
00:44:03,399 --> 00:44:05,573
for the game was
a spiritual thing.
982
00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:09,025
-I don't, uh, play
a lot of sports.
983
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:13,823
-Well, we got a tough love
program here at Amherst.
984
00:44:13,858 --> 00:44:16,688
I expect you and your old man
to make it tomorrow night,
985
00:44:16,723 --> 00:44:18,725
or I throw you
out of the league.
986
00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:20,036
-Well, thank you, sir.
987
00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:24,316
I, uh-- but my father works
nights and can't make it.
988
00:44:24,351 --> 00:44:25,628
-[WHISPERING] Make him make it.
989
00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:35,673
MALE STUDENT: Come on, Waxer!
990
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:37,122
Leave me alone, man.
991
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,405
-You're gonna like it
here at Amherst, boy.
992
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,512
You're gonna like it a
lot if you like dying.
993
00:44:54,968 --> 00:44:58,968
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