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[Sunny]
What? I'm the most honest.
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I literally get paid
to be forward.
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Forward?
More like tactless.
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- And all you do is deflect.
- Says the girl
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who instead of saying
a few kind words
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at my mother's funeral,
stole her body
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because she believed
the coroners didn't do it right.
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I returned it, didn't I?
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Yeah, two months later.
Hoarder.
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- Shut up, Tulip!
- You shut up!
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Yo crumbly, crunchy self
bitched the whole time
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about how it wasn't fair
that I was keeping it to myself.
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I was bitching about the socks
and mittens I knitted for her,
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because I knew you had
that sweet lady
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freezing her ass off
in there.
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Dead bodies are supposed
to be cold, dummy.
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[grunting] You weird bitches
were sharing my mother's corpse?
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- No, Ladi kept it to herself.
- Did you just push me?
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What you gonna do
about it? Huh?
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Cry? Like you should have
at my mother's funeral,
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you emotionally
clogged toilet!
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[both grunting]
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[Tulip]
Ooh, you little...
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[all grunting]
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[Tulip]
Are they closed?
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- It's only 10 p.m.
- Look!
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Are you nuts?
You have no idea
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what pressing it
can trigger.
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What?
I have a thing for buttons.
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Mm, so do I.
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Yeah, Tulip has it
way worse than me.
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No!
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[energy pulsing]
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Son of a bitch!
Every time.
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[growling]
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[friends screaming]
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- Kill it, Ladi, kill it!
- [gun zapping]
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What the...
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Dude, you can't kill it
with that.
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- No shit!
- Let's get out of here.
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Wait, wait!
I have something to show you.
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- You do?
- Oh, can I guess what it is?
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He's lying.
Let's go.
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Sunny Green,
what has ever hurt you
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more than this?
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More than wha...
[moaning]
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Sunny?
What's wrong?
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I see my mother.
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Oh, my God,
they're actually doing it.
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For decades,
EgoSystems has been
working toward developing
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and fusing
mind-reading technology
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into the infrastructure
of our world
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that weaponizes our secrets,
memories, and fears,
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AKA the most corrupt form
of data analytics
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humankind has ever witnessed.
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A squelching a day
will keep the healing away.
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Isn't that right,
Ladi Olivia Sanchez the Fourth?
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[laughing evilly]
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All the dark corners
you've eluded,
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finally drowning you
in your own silence.
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Can't imagine a worse pain,
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can you?
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Stop! Stop it!
Make it stop!
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If it's an on button,
it's gotta be
an off button, too.
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[Tulip grunts]
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[announcer]
It's time to play
Gimme Yo Teeth!
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Give it up for your host,
Just Mustache and Teeth!
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- [cheering and applause]
- Hyuh, hyuh, hyuh, hyuh!
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How's everybody?
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Thank you very much.
[laughing]
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I appreciate y'all.
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- Welcome to Gimme Yo Teeth!
- [cheering and applause]
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I'm your host,
Just Mustache and Teeth.
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Hey, why am I the only one
chained up?
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- [crowd gasps]
- You know why
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[voice echoing]
bitch...
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We have a good one
for y'all today.
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Returning for the first time,
best friends for over 20 years.
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Give it up for Tulip,
Ladi, and Sunny.
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- [cheering and applause]
- What the fuck?
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Today,
they have the chance
to lose some teeth
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- and to win some--
- Wait. Whose teeth?
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You know whose teeth,
bitch!
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Now, y'all know
how this thing goes.
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I'ma ask you
a series of questions,
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and if you don't answer
absolutely truthfully,
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we gonna pop out
some of them incisors!
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- [♪ game show music playing]
- [cheering and applause]
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Now, Sunny,
how did you feel when Ladi
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didn't shed one single
motherfuckin' tear
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at your sweet mama's
funeral?
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- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- I felt fine.
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Ladi never cries.
I'm used to it.
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- [buzzer]
- [crowd booing]
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What the hell?
[grunting and screaming]
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Snap out of it, Ladi!
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Sunny is being
tormented by, uh, uh...
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Earth to Ladi.
Come in, Ladi.
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Why isn't she talking?
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- [silence]
- [metallic scraping]
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[demonic voice]
She's been triggered.
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[normal voice]
All right, now, Sunny Green,
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you can either get real
or lose a molar.
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Okay, okay!
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I know that grief
looks different for everyone,
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but I was really confused
because Ladi and my mother
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were so close,
and of all of my friends,
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Ladi was her favorite.
[sobbing]
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- Well, what about me?
- She loved you, Tulip.
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She just didn't understand you,
or why you never wore deodorant.
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- [audience gasps]
- And she thought you were
a bit slow on the uptake,
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and she thought
all of your partners were ugly.
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And she wanted to barbecue
your goat mother.
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- But she loved you.
- [audience] Aww!
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Anyways,
when Ladi didn't cry,
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it-- it made me feel
emotionally abandoned.
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[♪ upbeat game show
music playing]
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You see, Ladi, my mother was
your biggest fan, and so am I.
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She can't hear you.
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Apparently, me pressing
the button again
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was able to bring you
to the present,
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but Ladi is still in the past.
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- You pressed the button again?!
- I was trying to save you guys.
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Tulip, look at me.
You're free, okay?
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Much freer than Ladi and I.
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Not just now,
but in all the ways.
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- What do you mean?
- You aren't burdened
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by anything, so you can
make an insane choice
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in this very moment
that's so insane,
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and bad,
and won't get you
into heaven.
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But because you are
the way you are,
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you'll still be able
to forgive yourself
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and move forward with grace
and self-compassion,
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because that's how free
you are.
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- [audience] Ohh!
- What are you getting at, Sunny?
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[clenching teeth]
Kill that motherfucker.
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Now, Tulip,
for three incisors,
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is it true that
you wanted possession
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of Sunny's mother's corpse
so you could place a pen
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in her cold, dead hands
and make them
sign adoption papers?
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Now, Tulip is as odd
as they come,
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- but that's just--
- Yes.
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You sick bastard.
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- [pliers snipping]
- [Sunny gasping]
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I told the truth.
You don't get any teeth.
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No, no, no, no, the rules
are somebody's teeth
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got to get taken.
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- [Tulip grunts]
- [host laughing]
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Now, what you gonna do
with those?
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Ow!
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[Tulip screaming]
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- Ow! [grunting]
- [screaming]
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Whoo! That's right!
Kill his ass good!
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Kill his ass good
and make pine...
shaving waffles
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in the morning
like it ain't no thang!
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[laughing maniacally]
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[Sunny] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
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I want to see what else
this punk-ass button can do.
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[grunting]
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[Ladi sniffles, gasps]
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[warbling]
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- Mrs. Green?
- Mommy?
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[gasps]
Mrs. Green!
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No, Tulip.
She might be dangerous.
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Huh?
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Oh, fuck this.
I'm pressing it.
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Wait.
I think she's about to speak.
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Now, where am I lookin'?
Over here? Cool, cool.
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Wait, is my face greasy?
What about my hair?
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Okay. Tight.
Hi, Sunny, baby.
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It's me, Mommy.
Pretty gnarly, right?
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EgoSystems had this
BOGO offer on burials
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and personalized pre-death.
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All I know is my credit
was too fucked up
to pay for this shit,
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so, uh, I used your
social security number
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to get approved.
[chuckles]
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Sorry about that.
Speaking about apologies I owe,
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I'm also sorry I wasn't present
as I should have been,
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and that I didn't teach you
that you can be confident
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and insecure
at the same time.
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I'm sorry I spent more time
pissed at your daddy
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and running my mouth about
the cons of giving your heart
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to someone instead of
all the dope-ass pros,
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'cause there really are a lot
of fire-ass pros.
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As regretful as I am,
I'm also super at peace
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knowing you have two of
the most phenomenal people
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in your life loving you
through all your shit.
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And if you two
are also listening,
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shave them damn kneecaps.
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And you, don't be so afraid to
show people how much you care.
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Soften the edges a little bit.
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[sniffling]
Sunny, I love you
always and forever.
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Ooh, my one-of-a-kind
baby girl.
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Stay wild.
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That's it?
For 10,000 pions,
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I only get
two lousy minutes?
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What kind of crooked shit
y'all running down here?
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In order to get four more,
whose dick I gotta suck?
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Of all the freaky devil shit
that took place in this bar,
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that was by far
the worst damn...
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[Ladi sobbing]
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- Did the button do this?
- I think seeing your mother did.
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Yeah.
Maybe we should pick her up.
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Nah.
Something tells me
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touching her is a bad idea.
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Kinda like when people
have seizures.
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Say less.
Hey, Ladi, girl.
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What's going on?
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[Ladi wailing, vomiting]
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- Holy shit.
- Jeepers.
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[Ladi continues sobbing]
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[♪ somber music playing]
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♪
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♪
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- Hey, Ladi.
- Hey.
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- How are you?
- I'm pretty good.
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The sky is really...
sightly.
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- [Sunny] It is.
- [Tulip] Super sightly, indeed.
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So, after beating that
game show host to death,
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I now have bloodlust.
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Wait, hold the phone.
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Ladi, you don't wanna talk
about what just happened?
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- There's nothing to talk about.
- Like hell, there isn't!
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Dude, the arguably
most repressed person on Earth
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just let go.
[clapping]
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Our community needs to feel
empowered to do the same.
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- Community?
- Scuttlebutt.
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Oh, God!
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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Sunny Green here, live with one
of my best friends of 23 years,
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Ladi Olivia Sanchez the Fourth,
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the coldest, most
not-giving-a-fuckest woman
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that most of you have had the
pleasure of having your lives
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and that of your children
threatened by.
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And she just completed
a nine-day marathon
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of unencumbered grief.
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Proof that bad bitches
also be sad bitches.
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Watching her eyes
release liquid
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for the first time ever
was weird.
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At times, I was tempted
to smack her,
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tell her to do some push-ups
and shake it off
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like I and many of you
have been told to do
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whenever we hurt.
But I refrained.
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Sure, she looks like
she just got her ass whooped
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by the insidious beast
that is repressed pain.
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Because she did,
and she survived.
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Because true courage
is being able to admit
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when you're afraid.
And feeling weak
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doesn't have to be
at the mercy of your strength.
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And I, for one,
am truly inspired.
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Stay wild, South Central.
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Anything you want to add, Ladi?
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- [Ladi grunts]
- [glass shattering]
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[Sunny] What the hell
did you do that for?!
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[Ladi] I'm just stickin'
with the theme.
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[Sunny] Damn it, I just got him
out of the shop.
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[Ladi]
You said "stay wild."
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[Sunny] There ain't no theme.
This is real life!
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[echoing]
Life...
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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