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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:18,793 That was refreshing. 2 00:01:21,163 --> 00:01:22,721 I'm refreshed. 3 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,624 I'm refreshing. 4 00:01:46,088 --> 00:01:47,749 Welcome back. I'm Bryant Gumbel. 5 00:01:47,856 --> 00:01:49,585 - And I'm Anne Howard. - Good stuff today. 6 00:01:49,691 --> 00:01:52,251 - We're going to be busy. - We've got pop superstar Elton John. 7 00:01:52,361 --> 00:01:53,349 He's going to be with us. 8 00:01:53,429 --> 00:01:55,363 And so, too, will best-selling author Al Franken. 9 00:01:55,464 --> 00:01:57,329 Along with some super-smart fourth graders... 10 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:59,264 with a great idea for getting schoolbooks... 11 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:00,665 to kids who really need them. 12 00:02:00,769 --> 00:02:02,224 But here's an idea whose time has come. 13 00:02:02,304 --> 00:02:04,295 Why don't we just start with... 14 00:02:08,744 --> 00:02:09,765 ...and fill the tart shell. 15 00:02:09,845 --> 00:02:13,440 Bryant, you put some ice cream on our angel food cake... 16 00:02:13,549 --> 00:02:16,450 - How much do you want? - As much as you like. 17 00:02:35,671 --> 00:02:38,663 What are you laughing about? This is Baked Alaska. 18 00:02:38,774 --> 00:02:41,242 - This is supposed to be low-fat. - It is! 19 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:42,537 Did they call? 20 00:02:42,744 --> 00:02:46,236 Someone from the show. The Gumbel show. They didn't call? 21 00:02:46,348 --> 00:02:47,645 Are you sure? 22 00:02:48,784 --> 00:02:50,773 - Once again, we're out of time. - Thank you. Already? 23 00:02:50,853 --> 00:02:54,584 We still got lots more ahead this morning. We're going to be back... 24 00:03:23,018 --> 00:03:24,747 - What's up, dude? - Next person in line. 25 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:25,979 What's up? 26 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:30,388 - Hey, can I get your autograph? - Next in line. 27 00:03:32,094 --> 00:03:34,221 I'm not who you think I am, so... 28 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:36,388 You're not the weather guy? 29 00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:37,795 Dan Spritz? 30 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,158 Dave Spritz. 31 00:03:39,268 --> 00:03:42,328 I'm not Dave Spritz, no. But I hear that a lot. 32 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,403 You don't have to be a dick. 33 00:03:53,582 --> 00:03:57,245 Look, can you just... All right, I'm just waiting in line. 34 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:01,819 Bro, I can read your vehicle registration form. 35 00:04:02,724 --> 00:04:04,123 So, whatever. 36 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:06,453 Can you... 37 00:04:07,462 --> 00:04:11,489 All right, can you give me a break? I just wanted to wait in line. 38 00:04:13,769 --> 00:04:15,566 You're on TV, bro. 39 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:17,905 You're on TV. 40 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:22,201 - You're on TV, bro. - So what? You keep saying that. 41 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:23,403 So you're on TV, bro. 42 00:04:23,512 --> 00:04:24,832 Go work in a bank or something... 43 00:04:24,913 --> 00:04:26,235 if you don't wanna be cool to people. 44 00:04:26,315 --> 00:04:28,977 Whatever. Just... Can you get out of my face? 45 00:04:29,418 --> 00:04:31,818 Can you get out of my face? 46 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:38,458 - Asshole. - You want to say that to my face? 47 00:04:38,927 --> 00:04:42,021 I thought you wanted me to get out of your face. 48 00:04:42,764 --> 00:04:45,062 People recognize me sometimes. 49 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:48,992 Some are dicks. 50 00:04:50,706 --> 00:04:53,607 This is the same system that created those strong snowfalls in Minnesota. 51 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,197 It's meant some slightly warmer weather... 52 00:04:55,277 --> 00:04:57,370 I should cool out a little, I guess. 53 00:04:57,479 --> 00:05:01,176 I mean, I'm not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. 54 00:05:01,283 --> 00:05:03,649 I do have a relationship to them. 55 00:05:04,353 --> 00:05:06,412 I let them know what they have to deal with. 56 00:05:06,521 --> 00:05:09,319 But listen, these warmer temperatures are not going to last. 57 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:12,587 This wind system will keep pushing colder air across the Midwest... 58 00:05:12,694 --> 00:05:14,821 I guess that's why they think they know me. 59 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,158 But they don't, really. 60 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:19,428 ...our Spritz Nipper of the week with a high of just 24. 61 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:22,136 I'm not a hill of beans. 62 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,629 I have a plan. 63 00:05:25,674 --> 00:05:27,301 Okay, see you then. 64 00:05:27,576 --> 00:05:29,669 - What's this afternoon? - You're picking up Shelly. 65 00:05:29,778 --> 00:05:31,268 - Where? - Chicago Dance. 66 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,143 Then you're taking your dad to Northwestern. 67 00:05:33,248 --> 00:05:34,215 At 3:00? 68 00:05:34,916 --> 00:05:36,850 Do you have that Hello America stuff? 69 00:05:36,952 --> 00:05:38,419 - The letter? - Yeah. 70 00:05:39,488 --> 00:05:41,683 You have Mike, too. 5:30 at the Norris house. 71 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:42,757 Okay. 72 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,841 Do they have my cell phone? 73 00:06:01,943 --> 00:06:05,003 Well, they should have all the numbers in case. 74 00:06:05,347 --> 00:06:07,076 And am I supposed to call that guy Dersen? 75 00:06:07,182 --> 00:06:09,878 Didn't he want me to call to touch base? 76 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:11,411 Okay. 77 00:06:12,854 --> 00:06:15,914 - Dad, can we stop here? - What for? 78 00:06:16,591 --> 00:06:19,116 I need a notebook for school. 79 00:06:22,297 --> 00:06:24,060 I'll just walk home. 80 00:06:26,835 --> 00:06:27,824 Okay. 81 00:06:29,338 --> 00:06:31,898 - Can I have some money? - You don't have any? 82 00:06:32,007 --> 00:06:33,031 No. 83 00:06:33,141 --> 00:06:34,165 You're 12 years old. 84 00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:37,712 You shouldn't be walking around without money, okay, Shelly? 85 00:06:37,813 --> 00:06:39,246 You're not a kid. 86 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:41,782 - How's your mom doing? - She's good. 87 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,453 Can I have a pack of Lights? 88 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,858 - Regulars? - The 100s. 89 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:00,256 Strikes? 90 00:07:29,364 --> 00:07:30,558 How's Shelly? 91 00:07:30,699 --> 00:07:32,166 She's doing great. 92 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:35,193 - Little angel. - Yeah. 93 00:07:35,604 --> 00:07:36,593 She's doing great. 94 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,570 - Who's an angel? - Shelly. 95 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:44,673 Shelly is grossly overweight and unhappy. 96 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:47,814 I'm concerned about her, as I am Michael. 97 00:07:48,283 --> 00:07:50,183 - David. - Yeah, Dad. 98 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:18,976 Robert Spritzel? 99 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:25,219 Would you get me a paper... 100 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:27,344 - for the way back, Son? - Yeah. 101 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:28,716 Fifteen minutes? 102 00:08:29,224 --> 00:08:31,124 Yes. I'll see you then. 103 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,360 Fuck. 104 00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:46,871 - It's getting cold. - Yeah. 105 00:08:47,943 --> 00:08:51,174 - What's the Nipper this week? - Thursday. 106 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:54,305 Thursday's the Nipper? All right. 107 00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:04,892 Here. 108 00:09:07,028 --> 00:09:08,825 Yeah, can I get some change? 109 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:10,624 Not really. 110 00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:14,527 Can I just get some quarters? I just need a quarter for a paper. 111 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:15,967 Not really. 112 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:19,065 All right. I'll get something then. 113 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:23,068 All right. 114 00:09:27,015 --> 00:09:28,448 Small coffee. 115 00:09:30,285 --> 00:09:31,479 It's 80 cents. 116 00:09:31,786 --> 00:09:33,310 No, it says $0.72. 117 00:09:34,089 --> 00:09:36,455 After the whole everything, it's $0.80. 118 00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:46,300 Where's the paper, David? 119 00:09:46,968 --> 00:09:49,027 I didn't have enough money. 120 00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,533 You bought a coffee. 121 00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:54,798 - What? - You bought a coffee. 122 00:09:56,077 --> 00:10:00,173 Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after. 123 00:10:00,882 --> 00:10:01,871 What? 124 00:10:02,918 --> 00:10:06,649 I didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so... 125 00:10:07,489 --> 00:10:09,423 You should carry more than $1, David. 126 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:11,014 You're a grown man. 127 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:17,990 Let me just move this letter from Hello America. 128 00:10:53,568 --> 00:10:55,866 My father is Robert King Spritzel. 129 00:10:57,272 --> 00:11:00,264 He won the National Book Award when he was 28. 130 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:02,873 And the Pulitzer when he was 33. 131 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:05,606 President Carter called him a national treasure. 132 00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:08,182 They played racquetball in a regular game. 133 00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:10,944 He was a great writer. 134 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,081 But what was the cost? 135 00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:16,756 Did he neglect his family? 136 00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:18,223 No, he didn't. 137 00:11:18,893 --> 00:11:20,554 He was a fine father. 138 00:11:21,196 --> 00:11:22,823 More than that, really. 139 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,990 It's fruitless for Shelly to be dancing. 140 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:29,662 She should find another interest that would be more rewarding to her... 141 00:11:30,038 --> 00:11:32,233 that she can take more from, David. 142 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:35,707 - We've talked about that. - Well, you should do something, Son. 143 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:39,109 We've tried a couple things. We'll keep trying, so... 144 00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:41,241 How's Michael? 145 00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:44,011 I think that was an overreaction on Noreen's part. 146 00:11:44,119 --> 00:11:46,781 I don't think he has a problem with pot. 147 00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:48,552 Let's hope. 148 00:11:49,391 --> 00:11:51,484 How's the weather business? 149 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:04,065 Last September... 150 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:08,199 I had encouraged Shelly to explore some other activities and interests. 151 00:12:09,244 --> 00:12:10,677 She picked archery. 152 00:12:11,579 --> 00:12:14,343 So I took her to an archery range in Bolingbrook. 153 00:12:14,449 --> 00:12:15,421 It was a 90-minute drive. 154 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,501 It was a 90-minute drive. 155 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:21,187 We purchased a junior bow-arrow kit... 156 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,484 and a leather wrist/forearm guard. 157 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:25,422 Okay, we'll take that. 158 00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:27,361 And private lessons. 159 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,899 All right, Shelly. 160 00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:35,836 You take that one... 161 00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:39,070 and go right ahead. 162 00:12:47,215 --> 00:12:50,116 All right. Okay, just remember... 163 00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:53,415 pull it straight back, parallel to your ear, okay? 164 00:12:53,955 --> 00:12:55,513 You can do it, Shelly. 165 00:13:03,932 --> 00:13:06,298 We purchased a five-pack lesson plan. 166 00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,396 We haven't been back. 167 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:17,068 Hello? 168 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,613 Can you pick up Mike at the mall on North? 169 00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:24,817 I thought he was at a friend's house. Paul Norris. 170 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:27,012 They went to the mall. He just called me. 171 00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:29,454 - He finished his rehab. - Okay. 172 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,328 - That's one of my counselors. - In your program? 173 00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:41,299 Don Boden. He's pretty nice. 174 00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:44,671 - He swears all the time, though. - Swears? 175 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,901 Yeah. To relate, I guess. But he's pretty nice. 176 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,412 Hey, Don. 177 00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:03,422 - What are you guys doing? - Looking for clothes. 178 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:05,925 You're just looking for clothes. 179 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,888 - Yeah. - That's great. 180 00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:11,663 I'm looking for clothes. 181 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,623 Okay. 182 00:14:14,702 --> 00:14:16,363 - This is Paul. - What's up? 183 00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:20,433 It's cold today. 184 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,237 - Yeah. - Yeah, no kidding. 185 00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:24,174 What is it, like, 20 or something? 186 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:25,473 Yeah, like 22. 187 00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:27,975 Yeah. Fuck. 188 00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:29,049 Yeah. 189 00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:35,551 - Yeah, I like this. - It's good-looking. 190 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,785 Yeah, I've been looking for something like this. 191 00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:41,225 Chuck it in here. 192 00:14:42,463 --> 00:14:44,863 - What? - Chuck it in. 193 00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:47,799 I'm loading up. I got a discount card. I'll get it for you. 194 00:14:47,902 --> 00:14:49,699 - That's all right. - Mike, big deal. 195 00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:52,500 - I can get it. - Bro, I got a serious discount. 196 00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:54,666 It's gonna cost, like, $7. 197 00:15:00,014 --> 00:15:03,177 - I'm gonna take off. Nice to meet you. - You, too. 198 00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,723 That's my dad. I'll see you later. 199 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:13,621 Sure. I'll catch you later. 200 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:28,904 - Who's that? - Don Boden. 201 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:32,277 - Who's Don Boden? - He's one of my counselors. 202 00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:36,880 - That's a nice sweater. - Thanks. 203 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,459 I'll walk you up. 204 00:15:59,073 --> 00:16:01,132 Thanks for getting Mike. 205 00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:03,803 - Hey, how was your thing? - It was good. 206 00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:05,880 - I'll see you, Dad. - Okay, Mike. 207 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,912 - I think he's gonna be okay. - Well, we'll see. 208 00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:16,720 What's new? 209 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:18,455 Nothing much. 210 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,058 I got a feeler from Hello America. 211 00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:23,027 - What? - I got a feeler. 212 00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:25,959 Dales is leaving it. I might get called to audition. 213 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,364 New York. 214 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,701 - If I get called. - That's good. 215 00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:34,474 What about the kids? 216 00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:37,606 It's just a shot in the dark, that's all. 217 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,175 Well, thanks for getting Mike. 218 00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:44,316 I had to take my dad to Northwestern for a test... 219 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,512 so I was right there, anyway. 220 00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:49,747 - Oh, is he okay? - I think so. It was just a test. 221 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:03,628 Noreen! 222 00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:08,335 Are you okay? 223 00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:11,642 Yeah. 224 00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:13,475 Fuck! What are you doing? 225 00:17:13,581 --> 00:17:16,550 I was just... You turned into it. 226 00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:19,016 I think you cracked the glass. 227 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,695 So do you have everything you need? 228 00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:35,132 Yeah, we got everything. 229 00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:38,205 We'll pare it down to three applicants after we watch the tapes. 230 00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,536 - We'll call if you're one, Dave. - Okay, Mark. 231 00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:42,233 It's nice to make your acquaintance. 232 00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:43,698 - You, too. Take care. - Hey, weatherman! 233 00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:44,836 All right. Bye. 234 00:17:44,946 --> 00:17:45,913 Fuck! 235 00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:49,783 Fuck. 236 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:51,018 David? 237 00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:56,418 - What happened? - I got hit with a Frosty. 238 00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:58,719 - Why? - What? 239 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:02,718 Why did you get hit with a Frosty? What is a Frosty? 240 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:06,391 A Frosty is a shake from Wendy's. 241 00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:09,863 Why would someone throw a shake at you? 242 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:15,209 - That happens sometimes. - People throw shakes at you? 243 00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:17,777 Stuff. People throw stuff at me sometimes... 244 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,565 - if they don't like me, or something. - They don't know you. 245 00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:21,369 - If they don't like me, or something. - They don't know you. 246 00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:22,746 From TV. 247 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:25,283 But you just read the weather. 248 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,117 Well, I predict it. 249 00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:30,751 You don't have a degree in meteorology. 250 00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:33,224 I make suppositions, or I... 251 00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:35,553 What are you doing? 252 00:18:35,663 --> 00:18:38,689 - I walked over. - You walked? It's freezing. 253 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,435 I have lymphoma, David. 254 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,195 What? 255 00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:45,973 I have lymphoma. 256 00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:50,237 - Doctor Pritch called. - What? 257 00:18:51,012 --> 00:18:54,379 I was having tremors. That's the reason that I went in. 258 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,884 Pritch read my scans. 259 00:18:57,819 --> 00:19:01,778 - What's the prognosis? - Well, it's not good. 260 00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:05,824 We'll talk about it this week. I wanted to tell you. 261 00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:07,283 Yeah. 262 00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:11,795 I'll call you after I've talked to Pritch again. 263 00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:17,170 I'll drive you home. 264 00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:19,968 I like the fresh air. 265 00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:22,804 - Well, I'll walk back with you. - No, that's okay. 266 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,038 Okay. 267 00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:51,299 Every couple months, someone throws something at me... 268 00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:54,370 a shake, a burrito once. 269 00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:58,508 Why? My name, partly, I guess. 270 00:19:59,147 --> 00:20:00,910 I changed it for professional reasons. 271 00:20:02,183 --> 00:20:03,741 My first station manager suggested it. 272 00:20:03,851 --> 00:20:07,582 He said it sounded refreshing and that they wanted that quality. 273 00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:11,215 That may be true, but it's also annoying. I know that. 274 00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:14,026 What kind of name is Spritz? 275 00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:18,360 It's a bullshit name. It's a TV name. 276 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,597 He's bullshit. 277 00:20:20,902 --> 00:20:23,166 Well, I like him. He's handsome. 278 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:25,269 He's an asshole. 279 00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,841 I don't like his face. 280 00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:29,971 His asshole face. 281 00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:35,842 The other thing, my job is very easy. 282 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,179 Two hours a day, basically reading prompts. 283 00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:45,223 I make $240,000 a year... 284 00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:46,793 plus appearances... 285 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:52,060 which are, you know, not comfortable for me... 286 00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,366 but lucrative. 287 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:57,603 "Four score and seven years ago... 288 00:20:58,139 --> 00:21:01,472 "our fathers brought forth, on this continent..." 289 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:12,585 Also, it makes other things easy, being on TV. 290 00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:15,786 Everything's easy. 291 00:21:18,226 --> 00:21:19,284 Yeah! 292 00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:31,499 I receive a large reward for pretty much zero effort and contribution. 293 00:21:31,806 --> 00:21:35,105 The shakes and stuff are a reaction to that, I think. 294 00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:51,959 What must you think of me? 295 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,884 Your family-leaver. 296 00:21:54,362 --> 00:21:56,728 Your non-meteorologist, yet weatherman... 297 00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:59,265 frosty-taking, fuck-happy son. 298 00:22:01,869 --> 00:22:05,202 Don't die yet, Robert. Give me time to get it together. 299 00:22:05,306 --> 00:22:06,967 Give me a little while. 300 00:22:07,074 --> 00:22:10,510 Let me get the Hello America job. I can get it together. 301 00:22:44,378 --> 00:22:45,436 Two for High Water. 302 00:22:45,546 --> 00:22:47,741 - I got mine, Don. - No, it's cool. I got it. 303 00:22:47,848 --> 00:22:48,940 Thanks. 304 00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:11,866 Tricia's a bitch. 305 00:23:13,674 --> 00:23:15,301 She's a little cunt. 306 00:23:16,043 --> 00:23:17,806 I hate that little cunt. 307 00:23:20,514 --> 00:23:22,311 I'd like to burn her. 308 00:23:36,497 --> 00:23:39,955 Today's the company party. I thought I'd take the kids. 309 00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:44,163 Well, Mike is out. 310 00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:47,336 - Shelly's home? - She's walking Jackson. 311 00:23:47,808 --> 00:23:50,971 - Where do you want to take them? - The rink. WCH. 312 00:23:58,586 --> 00:23:59,644 What? 313 00:24:07,428 --> 00:24:08,452 Dave. 314 00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:10,154 Hey, Tim. 315 00:24:10,264 --> 00:24:13,358 - I didn't know you were coming. - I always come to these... 316 00:24:13,734 --> 00:24:15,031 when I can. 317 00:24:16,837 --> 00:24:20,637 I have some time this week if you want to go back up to Bolingbrook. 318 00:24:20,741 --> 00:24:24,575 - What's in Bolingbrook? - Sportsman's. The archery range. 319 00:24:25,212 --> 00:24:27,578 - Okay. - Okay? You wanna go? 320 00:24:28,315 --> 00:24:29,805 Okay, I remember it. 321 00:24:30,384 --> 00:24:32,477 Well, do you wanna go back up? 322 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,517 Sometimes. 323 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,667 What's gonna happen? 324 00:24:48,736 --> 00:24:49,725 What? 325 00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:52,095 What are we gonna do here? 326 00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:58,106 Great stuff. 327 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:09,312 Ladies and gentlemen, on your marks! 328 00:25:09,857 --> 00:25:11,722 Let's go team Spritz! 329 00:25:12,226 --> 00:25:13,250 Get set! 330 00:25:14,161 --> 00:25:15,219 Go! 331 00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:19,465 Go! Go! Go! 332 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:22,365 - Just keep up, Shell. Come on. - I'm trying to. 333 00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:44,657 We should finish. 334 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,827 We're last. We're way last. 335 00:25:48,863 --> 00:25:51,263 There's a lesson here. Let's finish. 336 00:25:51,398 --> 00:25:52,558 I'm hurt. 337 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:55,260 Hon, you can do it. You can finish. Okay? 338 00:25:55,369 --> 00:25:58,896 I don't want you to quit. It's gonna mean a lot to Dad. Okay? 339 00:25:59,373 --> 00:26:00,431 All right. 340 00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:02,533 Let's go. 341 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:05,678 That's my girl. That's it. 342 00:26:06,113 --> 00:26:07,705 Good. I'm proud of you. 343 00:26:08,382 --> 00:26:09,349 Okay? 344 00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:19,258 Yay! That was great! 345 00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:22,887 Hon. Hon, you okay? 346 00:26:23,297 --> 00:26:25,356 You shouldn't have made me finish! 347 00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:27,991 That was like 100 yards you made me go. 348 00:26:28,536 --> 00:26:30,663 I'm not a football-jocker. 349 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,537 What happened? 350 00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:39,806 Just... We got tangled up in a sack. 351 00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,973 - What happened? - She tore her ACL. 352 00:26:42,082 --> 00:26:44,175 These fucking crutches are too long! 353 00:26:44,285 --> 00:26:45,980 - What did you say? - Shelly! 354 00:26:48,255 --> 00:26:50,849 - Well, what were you doing? - It was a picnic. 355 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,791 - And she tore something? - ACL. MCL. 356 00:26:53,894 --> 00:26:55,088 Which? 357 00:26:56,363 --> 00:26:57,455 Both. 358 00:26:57,565 --> 00:26:59,795 - Dave! - Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! 359 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,663 It was a fucking potato-sack race! 360 00:27:01,769 --> 00:27:03,930 - That's where she got it. - What? 361 00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:06,006 "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that. 362 00:27:06,106 --> 00:27:07,767 No, I never said that around her. 363 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:11,709 You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention! 364 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:13,710 Fuck that. 365 00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:15,606 What? 366 00:27:15,716 --> 00:27:18,378 - Just fuck that, Noreen. You know... - Dave. 367 00:27:18,485 --> 00:27:20,146 - What? - Step back. 368 00:27:20,588 --> 00:27:22,556 - Step back? - Step back. 369 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,119 What are you talking about, Russ? 370 00:27:25,225 --> 00:27:27,557 - Russ... - Step back right now. 371 00:27:28,395 --> 00:27:31,626 - Fuck you, right now. - Fuck you, Spritz. 372 00:27:31,865 --> 00:27:33,765 Fuck you, fat asshole! 373 00:27:34,335 --> 00:27:35,427 Dildo! 374 00:27:35,536 --> 00:27:38,300 David, what are you doing? 375 00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:40,532 I'm talking to my wife! I'm talking to Noreen... 376 00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:42,370 and this clown, whose business this isn't. 377 00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:45,036 You call me a dildo, it is my business, Spritz. 378 00:27:45,145 --> 00:27:48,637 You are a dildo, pork-fuck. You porker! 379 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,141 Stop, Son. 380 00:27:50,484 --> 00:27:51,508 Would you? 381 00:27:51,619 --> 00:27:53,086 Why don't you go? 382 00:27:54,221 --> 00:27:56,451 Why are you here? Are you okay? 383 00:27:56,557 --> 00:27:58,525 I came to talk to Noreen. 384 00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:02,089 Dave, come on. I will talk to you later. 385 00:28:07,701 --> 00:28:10,898 - Dave, what's going on, Son? - It's nothing. Just... 386 00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:12,837 Why are you here, anyway? 387 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:16,535 I came to talk to Noreen about an issue concerning Shelly. 388 00:28:16,877 --> 00:28:20,813 Well, you can talk to me. I'm her parent, too. So? What? 389 00:28:21,181 --> 00:28:24,981 Shelly dresses in clothing not appropriate for her... 390 00:28:25,319 --> 00:28:26,809 clinging stuff. 391 00:28:27,087 --> 00:28:30,454 All kids wear... Dad, it's a different generation. 392 00:28:30,991 --> 00:28:32,959 They call her camel toe. 393 00:28:34,528 --> 00:28:37,122 - What? - Are you aware of that? 394 00:28:37,698 --> 00:28:38,665 What? 395 00:28:38,766 --> 00:28:41,326 That her colleagues call her camel toe. 396 00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:42,732 What are you talking about? 397 00:28:42,836 --> 00:28:44,633 It means the crease in her vagina... 398 00:28:44,738 --> 00:28:47,036 that they can discern through her clothing. 399 00:28:47,141 --> 00:28:48,768 - What? - Camel toe. 400 00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:51,572 Yeah, I heard you. I mean, how do you know they do that? 401 00:28:51,679 --> 00:28:52,805 I heard it. 402 00:28:53,347 --> 00:28:57,977 I picked Shelly up on Wednesday, heard taunting, the older boys calling it. 403 00:28:58,085 --> 00:29:00,315 - You might have heard wrong. - No, I heard camel... 404 00:29:00,421 --> 00:29:01,854 Okay, okay, look. I'll deal. 405 00:29:01,955 --> 00:29:03,477 I want to get her through this ACL thing. 406 00:29:03,557 --> 00:29:04,677 I'm gonna take her shooting. 407 00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:05,813 I'm gonna reapply her there. 408 00:29:05,893 --> 00:29:08,225 I'm gonna get her talking to me. I'm gonna get to her... 409 00:29:08,328 --> 00:29:10,296 and I'm gonna work it out. 410 00:29:27,281 --> 00:29:30,546 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was. 411 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:37,723 It's basically just when you can make out more than you should. 412 00:29:41,128 --> 00:29:43,187 But it's the kind of thing... 413 00:29:43,297 --> 00:29:44,992 She's 12, you know? 414 00:29:45,232 --> 00:29:47,962 If you're around and paying attention, you catch it... 415 00:29:48,068 --> 00:29:52,004 then name-calling doesn't start, and maybe smoking doesn't start. 416 00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:56,407 And maybe she can just stay a happy kid for a couple more years. 417 00:29:56,677 --> 00:29:58,542 She shouldn't be unhappy. 418 00:29:58,645 --> 00:30:03,275 Fuck. What did she ever do to anybody? Shelly. 419 00:30:17,865 --> 00:30:19,059 Listen. 420 00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:20,493 Noreen, I was thinking... 421 00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:23,160 this pushing and pulling... 422 00:30:23,904 --> 00:30:25,804 the tug-of-war we do sometimes... 423 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,105 it's not good for the kids. 424 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,300 It's not. 425 00:30:30,377 --> 00:30:34,040 Noreen, let's see somebody. Work it out. Let's... 426 00:30:34,148 --> 00:30:35,740 - Fuck! - Asshole! 427 00:30:37,317 --> 00:30:38,477 Are you okay? 428 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:42,015 - I got hit with a pop! - What? 429 00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:44,484 A fucking... 430 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,725 A Big Gulp. 431 00:30:48,595 --> 00:30:52,190 - Man. - Are you okay? Are you okay? 432 00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,426 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. So... 433 00:30:55,235 --> 00:30:56,361 what I was saying... 434 00:30:57,771 --> 00:30:58,931 See somebody? 435 00:30:59,072 --> 00:31:03,338 We're going to begin with some trust-building exercises. 436 00:31:03,443 --> 00:31:06,139 The Buddy Drop. Up on your feet. Let's go. 437 00:31:08,482 --> 00:31:10,279 Dave, Noreen. Center circle. 438 00:31:14,154 --> 00:31:15,212 Okay. 439 00:31:15,322 --> 00:31:19,588 Now, Noreen, you're just gonna let yourself go... 440 00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:22,291 and Dave is gonna catch you. 441 00:31:22,629 --> 00:31:25,655 - Just go back? - Yeah. Cross your arms up front. 442 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,461 - Now? - Whenever you're ready. 443 00:31:28,802 --> 00:31:29,826 Okay. 444 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,974 Good. Very good. 445 00:31:35,909 --> 00:31:37,501 All right, Teresa, Mark. You're up. 446 00:31:37,611 --> 00:31:38,737 Okay. 447 00:31:39,746 --> 00:31:43,113 Now I want you to name something... 448 00:31:43,617 --> 00:31:47,383 that you did that affected your partner... 449 00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,847 and that you're not proud of. 450 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:55,526 I had this thing with porno on the computer, sort of. 451 00:31:55,629 --> 00:31:56,960 I got a little preoccupied... 452 00:31:57,064 --> 00:31:59,692 Actually, I want you to write it down, not say it. 453 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,767 Okay. 454 00:32:00,868 --> 00:32:03,564 I want you to put it on the paper that you got for a reason. 455 00:32:03,670 --> 00:32:04,637 Okay. 456 00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:10,768 Now make sure it's something the other person doesn't know about... 457 00:32:11,178 --> 00:32:12,907 that they don't know. 458 00:32:22,322 --> 00:32:23,687 All right. 459 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:27,089 Then you are going to give it to the other person... 460 00:32:28,095 --> 00:32:31,929 and the other person is never going to look at it. 461 00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:34,456 Ever. 462 00:32:35,302 --> 00:32:36,769 That's trust. 463 00:33:04,631 --> 00:33:05,689 What's up? 464 00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:20,175 I thought Dave's science-fiction novel, or whatever it was... 465 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,747 was stupid and sucked... 466 00:33:21,848 --> 00:33:23,816 and was a waste of time. 467 00:33:23,917 --> 00:33:26,886 It was embarrassing. Four years? 468 00:33:45,539 --> 00:33:48,064 Well, I thought that went pretty well. 469 00:33:49,009 --> 00:33:49,998 Yeah. 470 00:34:01,755 --> 00:34:04,588 It wasn't science fiction, just so you know. 471 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,525 - What? - It wasn't science fiction. 472 00:34:07,894 --> 00:34:10,260 - What are you talking about? - Did you even read it? 473 00:34:10,364 --> 00:34:12,730 No. One of the side characters was a scientist... 474 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,389 - but that's not even important... - God damn it, Dave. God damn it! 475 00:34:15,469 --> 00:34:18,302 What? I'm just asking, did you ever even read it? 476 00:34:18,405 --> 00:34:21,135 It was hard to read. It was poorly written. 477 00:34:21,608 --> 00:34:23,576 You're an asshole. God. 478 00:34:24,511 --> 00:34:26,502 You are a champion asshole. 479 00:34:26,613 --> 00:34:29,241 You're a real blue-ribbon fuck! 480 00:34:32,886 --> 00:34:34,786 I just wanna make it work, Noreen. 481 00:34:34,888 --> 00:34:39,018 I just want to know everything, so I can make it work. That's why I... 482 00:34:39,526 --> 00:34:43,155 - I want to try again. - I'm not going back. You fucked it up. 483 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:45,257 I mean, our marriage. 484 00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:46,723 What? 485 00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,372 I want to try again. 486 00:34:55,575 --> 00:34:56,803 Fuck you. 487 00:34:57,444 --> 00:34:59,742 You know, Dave, you can't even... 488 00:35:00,614 --> 00:35:04,641 You looked at it. That's dishonest. It's crappy. 489 00:35:04,751 --> 00:35:06,343 - Noreen. - Hey, should I look at yours? 490 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:07,882 That's all right. 491 00:35:07,988 --> 00:35:09,455 No. No, no, Noreen... 492 00:35:09,556 --> 00:35:13,925 "Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm. 493 00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:17,057 "Had difference of opinion over how important that was. 494 00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:18,495 "I thought very." 495 00:35:21,134 --> 00:35:22,829 You know what, Dave? 496 00:35:25,138 --> 00:35:28,005 You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm? 497 00:35:29,242 --> 00:35:30,436 I hated you. 498 00:35:31,611 --> 00:35:32,976 I hated your hair. 499 00:35:33,246 --> 00:35:36,477 I hated your ugly legs, your forearms. 500 00:35:36,983 --> 00:35:40,146 I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay? 501 00:35:40,287 --> 00:35:44,314 And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth. 502 00:35:46,693 --> 00:35:47,887 Hey, hon. 503 00:35:49,996 --> 00:35:51,554 Shelly, it's cold. 504 00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:55,134 Your father said it was going to be 65 degrees today, but... 505 00:35:58,872 --> 00:36:01,033 Go ahead. I'll see you later. 506 00:36:01,341 --> 00:36:02,672 How did it go? 507 00:36:03,276 --> 00:36:04,265 Good. 508 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:08,380 I'll call you tomorrow. Go ahead in. 509 00:36:24,531 --> 00:36:26,260 Did you start my novel yet? 510 00:36:27,601 --> 00:36:28,727 What's that? 511 00:36:29,269 --> 00:36:31,965 Breaking Point. Did you start that? 512 00:36:32,372 --> 00:36:36,001 No, I haven't yet, Son. I've been preoccupied. 513 00:36:39,446 --> 00:36:41,243 Well, that's good, actually. 514 00:36:41,848 --> 00:36:44,408 I want to make some changes, so... 515 00:36:45,285 --> 00:36:47,253 I'll give you the new one. 516 00:37:03,803 --> 00:37:05,100 What did he say? 517 00:37:05,872 --> 00:37:07,430 It's further bad news. 518 00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:10,476 The metastatic plane was too wide for radiation. 519 00:37:12,379 --> 00:37:16,338 He suggested I see a Dr. Frost in New York for clinical trials. 520 00:37:28,895 --> 00:37:31,261 I got a feeler from Hello America. 521 00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:32,726 National. 522 00:37:32,866 --> 00:37:35,926 They're looking at 20 guys, but they'll be cutting down to three soon. 523 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,731 It's a possibility. 524 00:37:37,837 --> 00:37:40,567 The salary's great. It's real strong. 525 00:37:43,843 --> 00:37:44,901 It would mean moving... 526 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:47,309 but I'd like to move everybody, you know? 527 00:37:47,414 --> 00:37:49,382 Renew things with Noreen. 528 00:37:49,849 --> 00:37:51,817 We've been seeing somebody. 529 00:37:54,287 --> 00:37:57,347 Let the kids start over in New York. 530 00:37:58,158 --> 00:38:01,753 Keep them away from some of the bad influences here that... 531 00:38:01,861 --> 00:38:03,726 Just get a fresh start. 532 00:38:05,265 --> 00:38:07,529 I think that would be great. 533 00:38:08,468 --> 00:38:10,527 - That would be terrific. - Yeah. 534 00:38:11,004 --> 00:38:14,770 You could rededicate yourselves, knuckle down. 535 00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:25,915 What's this? 536 00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:29,853 It's a Big Gulp. 537 00:38:38,632 --> 00:38:41,066 You should say, "We might see some snow... 538 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,328 "but it might shift south, miss us." 539 00:38:44,004 --> 00:38:46,734 I can say it, but I sort of wanna understand it. 540 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,966 Why is it? 541 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,676 Well, it's Canadian trade winds. 542 00:38:51,411 --> 00:38:52,776 Behind all of it? 543 00:38:52,879 --> 00:38:55,677 Yeah, this will get pushed by wind out of Canada. 544 00:38:55,782 --> 00:38:58,148 - So what's it gonna do? - I don't know. 545 00:38:59,486 --> 00:39:00,783 It's a guess. 546 00:39:01,221 --> 00:39:04,190 It's wind, man. Blows all over the place. 547 00:39:06,526 --> 00:39:08,221 For some reason... 548 00:39:08,795 --> 00:39:10,057 I don't know. 549 00:39:11,031 --> 00:39:12,999 I went back to Bolingbrook. 550 00:39:14,267 --> 00:39:16,394 I bought a three-month lesson plan. 551 00:39:17,103 --> 00:39:18,730 Hang on. Before you do that, you know... 552 00:39:18,838 --> 00:39:21,398 let's go out here and do a little stretching exercises. 553 00:39:21,508 --> 00:39:22,508 You got to rotate your... 554 00:39:22,609 --> 00:39:24,167 We warm up... 555 00:39:25,312 --> 00:39:28,941 then do basic focus drills, stuff you never think about. 556 00:39:29,049 --> 00:39:31,847 Like closing an eye without moving your face... 557 00:39:31,951 --> 00:39:34,943 because your face is the anchor point for your hand... 558 00:39:35,388 --> 00:39:37,322 that allows you to focus. 559 00:39:40,927 --> 00:39:44,419 You have to keep your triangle against a lot of force. 560 00:40:03,383 --> 00:40:05,977 We do draws for a half hour, then releases. 561 00:40:06,286 --> 00:40:09,084 That's called "loosing," when you release. 562 00:40:24,237 --> 00:40:25,829 Great shot! All right! 563 00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:29,738 It's hard... 564 00:40:29,843 --> 00:40:31,640 but that one good shot leaves you thinking... 565 00:40:31,745 --> 00:40:33,736 you might be catching on. 566 00:40:35,281 --> 00:40:36,509 Do you lift weights? 567 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,210 - What's that? - Do you lift weights? 568 00:40:39,586 --> 00:40:40,575 Yeah. 569 00:40:41,588 --> 00:40:44,216 - Cardio? - Yeah, you have to do both. 570 00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:45,780 Yeah. 571 00:40:46,426 --> 00:40:49,361 Are you on any kind of a program? 572 00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:52,090 Yeah, our gym coach gave us a program. 573 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,431 - That should be good. - Yeah. 574 00:40:56,369 --> 00:40:57,393 Yeah. 575 00:40:58,204 --> 00:40:59,466 Fuck. 576 00:41:02,575 --> 00:41:05,009 - You know what would be interesting? - What? 577 00:41:05,111 --> 00:41:08,205 We should take some pictures. Some shots, like... 578 00:41:08,515 --> 00:41:10,540 some now, some in a month or whatever... 579 00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:12,641 see if you're making gains. 580 00:41:12,786 --> 00:41:13,753 Yeah. 581 00:41:13,853 --> 00:41:15,445 I've got my mom's Nikon. 582 00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:18,422 - Whip your shirt off. - Whip my shirt off? 583 00:41:19,759 --> 00:41:20,885 Yeah. 584 00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:38,604 You're shredded. 585 00:41:43,683 --> 00:41:45,378 This is great, man. 586 00:41:46,085 --> 00:41:48,110 We can compare this shit. 587 00:41:48,488 --> 00:41:49,819 That's a Nikon FM? 588 00:41:50,857 --> 00:41:53,917 Well, yeah. You know something about cameras? 589 00:41:54,227 --> 00:41:56,422 Yeah. I took a class at Parker. 590 00:41:57,897 --> 00:41:59,387 A couple more. 591 00:42:02,502 --> 00:42:04,265 My dad's gonna get the F3 for me... 592 00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:06,998 if I can finish the program and maintain a B average. 593 00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:10,564 It's like a $600 camera. I'm psyched about it. 594 00:42:10,877 --> 00:42:12,640 I could loan that to you. 595 00:42:13,213 --> 00:42:14,271 Yeah? 596 00:42:14,447 --> 00:42:16,813 I could loan that shit to you if... 597 00:42:17,617 --> 00:42:19,244 you wanted it earlier. 598 00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:21,711 Okay. 599 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:32,995 This is gonna go a lot better. 600 00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:35,095 Why? 601 00:42:35,301 --> 00:42:38,828 Because I got you some bobtail arrows. They're easier. 602 00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:40,365 Why? 603 00:42:40,874 --> 00:42:42,967 Well, they're thicker at the ends. 604 00:42:43,176 --> 00:42:45,736 See? They taper toward the nock. 605 00:42:45,979 --> 00:42:48,209 - What's the nock? - The arrow end. 606 00:42:48,948 --> 00:42:52,008 - What was I using before? - Chested arrows. 607 00:42:53,019 --> 00:42:55,544 That guy didn't know what he was doing. 608 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,120 Okay. 609 00:43:02,729 --> 00:43:03,855 Fletch it. 610 00:43:04,163 --> 00:43:06,597 - What? - Fix your arrow in. 611 00:43:07,534 --> 00:43:08,899 That's the term. 612 00:43:09,235 --> 00:43:13,228 Arrow makers were called fletchers. That's where the last name came from. 613 00:43:13,339 --> 00:43:15,864 Here. There's a little bit of a... 614 00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:20,346 It takes a little while. Right there, right below the nock. 615 00:43:21,881 --> 00:43:23,007 There! 616 00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:24,776 Awesome! 617 00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,886 Okay, let's loose a few. 618 00:43:28,021 --> 00:43:29,989 Let's show our stuff. 619 00:43:32,425 --> 00:43:34,416 Aim about a half-foot above. 620 00:43:34,594 --> 00:43:36,789 - Okay. - You wait till you're steady. 621 00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:39,355 - Are you aligned? - Yeah. 622 00:43:39,465 --> 00:43:41,296 Okay. Let it go. 623 00:43:42,602 --> 00:43:43,694 Fuck! 624 00:43:43,836 --> 00:43:45,895 Come on, Shelly. Get your arrow. 625 00:43:46,606 --> 00:43:48,870 We probably didn't home long enough. 626 00:43:48,975 --> 00:43:52,502 That's the pause between drawing back and firing. 627 00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:54,914 Let's pause a little longer. 628 00:43:58,518 --> 00:43:59,678 What? 629 00:44:00,286 --> 00:44:01,583 Nothing. 630 00:44:02,589 --> 00:44:05,217 - Are you just not interested? - Yeah. 631 00:44:06,059 --> 00:44:08,755 Yeah, you're not interested? Or, yeah, you are interested? 632 00:44:08,861 --> 00:44:11,455 Yeah, I'm not. Really. 633 00:44:16,569 --> 00:44:19,436 What was it you liked? Let's think of it that way. 634 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:21,033 What? 635 00:44:21,507 --> 00:44:24,806 What interested you when you thought about archery? 636 00:44:25,545 --> 00:44:27,240 When you wanted to do it. 637 00:44:28,247 --> 00:44:31,546 I don't know. Going hunting or something. 638 00:44:32,652 --> 00:44:33,880 Hunting? 639 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,387 Yeah. 640 00:44:37,323 --> 00:44:39,314 - For animals? - Yeah. 641 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,258 You wanna shoot animals with arrows? 642 00:44:43,396 --> 00:44:45,227 - Yeah. - You do? 643 00:44:45,665 --> 00:44:47,394 Yeah, to kill them. 644 00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:51,566 But that's not archery. That's hunting. 645 00:44:51,671 --> 00:44:53,866 That's called bowhunting. That's what you wanted to do? 646 00:44:53,973 --> 00:44:56,669 - Bowhunting? - Yeah, I saw it on TV. 647 00:44:59,512 --> 00:45:02,413 Well, I don't really wanna kill animals with arrows... 648 00:45:02,515 --> 00:45:05,040 so that's not going to happen. We can target shoot, Shelly. 649 00:45:05,151 --> 00:45:07,210 - It's not fun. - It's a lot of fun. 650 00:45:07,353 --> 00:45:09,844 - You have to apply yourself. - Targets don't move. 651 00:45:09,956 --> 00:45:11,685 Well, you know, Shelly... 652 00:45:12,859 --> 00:45:14,190 you haven't really hit one yet. 653 00:45:14,293 --> 00:45:15,419 You should support me. 654 00:45:15,528 --> 00:45:18,588 I do support you. I support. 655 00:45:23,369 --> 00:45:25,701 All right, forget it. Take your bracer off. 656 00:45:25,805 --> 00:45:28,103 - We're not shooting anymore. - Okay. 657 00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:50,961 There's a chance I might be going to New York. 658 00:45:51,064 --> 00:45:52,326 A small chance. 659 00:45:53,466 --> 00:45:56,560 You think you'd like to come, maybe, if I go? 660 00:45:56,836 --> 00:45:57,894 Yeah. 661 00:45:58,004 --> 00:46:00,097 We could maybe go with Poppop. 662 00:46:00,206 --> 00:46:02,640 - He's got some tests. - Yeah. 663 00:46:51,691 --> 00:46:53,056 Hey, Mike. 664 00:46:53,159 --> 00:46:54,956 You don't look real good, Dad. 665 00:46:55,061 --> 00:46:56,858 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 666 00:46:57,530 --> 00:47:00,658 - What are you doing out here? - Just sitting here. 667 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:04,159 Sometimes I just sit here and look at the house. 668 00:47:05,037 --> 00:47:07,870 - You park here sometimes? - Yeah. Sometimes. 669 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:12,844 I just like to see you guys. I see you playing guitar up there. 670 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:14,974 Okay. 671 00:47:15,081 --> 00:47:16,912 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 672 00:47:19,051 --> 00:47:21,281 - You know, Poppop... - Yeah. 673 00:47:21,554 --> 00:47:23,647 - ...he's sick. - Mom said. 674 00:47:25,158 --> 00:47:27,251 I was thinking about that, too. 675 00:47:31,164 --> 00:47:33,530 Why do you have a bow and arrow in there? 676 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,163 I was just out with Shelly. I'm not playing favorites. 677 00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:39,738 I just think we need to be together for a while. 678 00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:41,466 Yeah, that's okay. 679 00:47:42,441 --> 00:47:44,671 - How's your program going? - Great. 680 00:47:52,819 --> 00:47:55,845 You're gonna get that camera if you keep it up! 681 00:48:00,693 --> 00:48:02,558 Look at this house. 682 00:48:03,296 --> 00:48:05,321 Someone should be happy here. 683 00:48:06,065 --> 00:48:07,965 How did I fuck this up? 684 00:48:08,634 --> 00:48:09,965 Seriously. 685 00:48:10,803 --> 00:48:14,830 What if I remembered the tartar sauce? Would things be different? 686 00:48:15,741 --> 00:48:18,676 Would Robert die not thinking I'm a jerk-off... 687 00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:20,339 jerk-fuck? 688 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:23,806 Don't forget the tartar sauce. 689 00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:24,971 Just call the order in, Noreen... 690 00:48:25,051 --> 00:48:27,576 and quit busting my you-know-what, okay? 691 00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:30,019 You always half-listen to what I'm saying to you! 692 00:48:30,122 --> 00:48:31,987 I heard you. Tartar sauce. 693 00:48:36,395 --> 00:48:38,886 Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. 694 00:48:40,099 --> 00:48:43,125 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce. 695 00:48:46,105 --> 00:48:48,801 Man, how I'd like to put my face in there. 696 00:48:49,408 --> 00:48:51,535 Right in there. Tartar sauce. 697 00:48:53,446 --> 00:48:55,846 My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. 698 00:48:55,948 --> 00:48:57,540 That's when you know it's cold. 699 00:48:57,650 --> 00:48:59,447 I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. 700 00:48:59,552 --> 00:49:01,040 A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do. 701 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,588 Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. 702 00:49:03,689 --> 00:49:06,179 What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world... 703 00:49:06,259 --> 00:49:07,487 in a balloon? Did he make it? 704 00:49:07,593 --> 00:49:08,855 I should put some espionage... 705 00:49:08,961 --> 00:49:10,861 or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. 706 00:49:10,963 --> 00:49:13,796 Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, it's cold! 707 00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:16,962 Neil Young? Why am I thinking about Neil Young? 708 00:49:17,069 --> 00:49:19,230 Neil Diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous Neils. 709 00:49:19,338 --> 00:49:20,999 Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. 710 00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:24,076 I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. 711 00:49:24,176 --> 00:49:25,803 That never really happened. 712 00:49:25,912 --> 00:49:26,896 I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time. 713 00:49:26,976 --> 00:49:28,776 I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time. 714 00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:30,512 Here we go. 715 00:49:32,985 --> 00:49:34,282 Anything else? 716 00:49:35,187 --> 00:49:36,279 No. 717 00:49:41,327 --> 00:49:43,352 Where is the tartar sauce? 718 00:49:44,497 --> 00:49:47,022 They were out. They apologized. 719 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:50,429 - They were cool about it. - They were out? 720 00:49:51,304 --> 00:49:54,671 - They were out. - They were out of tartar sauce? 721 00:49:56,108 --> 00:49:57,405 I'm calling them. 722 00:49:58,644 --> 00:50:00,202 Fuck, Noreen. 723 00:50:01,013 --> 00:50:04,813 It's not about the tartar sauce. It's about you. You don't care! 724 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:06,680 I don't care about tartar sauce! 725 00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:08,407 I'm trying to make a living for this family. 726 00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:10,682 I've got work things to think about and pressure. 727 00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:12,951 Tartar sauce? Fuck, Noreen, are you serious? 728 00:50:13,059 --> 00:50:14,492 You are so selfish! 729 00:50:17,863 --> 00:50:19,330 I would do anything for you... 730 00:50:19,432 --> 00:50:22,890 - Everything you say is right. - ...as if we're not happy. 731 00:50:26,005 --> 00:50:29,372 - I'm trying to take care of the family. - You come in here, looked in my face... 732 00:50:29,475 --> 00:50:30,635 and you lied to me, Dave. 733 00:50:30,743 --> 00:50:33,507 Do you think I'm a moron? "They're out." 734 00:50:35,281 --> 00:50:37,841 We both just think it's better for the kids. 735 00:50:38,617 --> 00:50:41,882 David, sacrifice is... 736 00:50:45,391 --> 00:50:49,589 To get anything of value, you have to sacrifice. 737 00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:52,357 I know that, Dad. But I think if we continue down this road... 738 00:50:52,465 --> 00:50:54,153 it's going to be too detrimental for the kids. 739 00:50:54,233 --> 00:50:55,928 It's just too hard. 740 00:50:56,035 --> 00:50:59,869 Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do... 741 00:51:00,573 --> 00:51:02,632 are usually the same thing? 742 00:51:03,576 --> 00:51:06,704 Nothing that has meaning is easy. 743 00:51:07,213 --> 00:51:09,807 Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 744 00:51:26,699 --> 00:51:29,327 I'm not comfortable with an 18-degree variance. 745 00:51:29,602 --> 00:51:31,900 - Why even forecast? - It's a technical art... 746 00:51:32,004 --> 00:51:33,972 not a science. People get that. 747 00:51:34,073 --> 00:51:37,406 - Let's narrow it down, Tim. - Dave, it's random. 748 00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:39,344 We do our best. 749 00:51:39,612 --> 00:51:41,739 A day can have that variance. 750 00:51:44,283 --> 00:51:46,615 - Dave, phone call. - Tell him to take a message. 751 00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,186 It's Hello America. 752 00:52:10,943 --> 00:52:12,410 Can we shop here? 753 00:52:13,112 --> 00:52:15,205 Sure. Where is that? 754 00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:17,108 - Bendel. - All right. 755 00:52:30,029 --> 00:52:31,053 Dad? 756 00:52:34,733 --> 00:52:37,861 You know what? Let's go for a walk. Take a break. 757 00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:39,564 You don't like it? 758 00:52:39,672 --> 00:52:42,766 No, maybe we'll come back later. We'll just take a break. 759 00:52:46,645 --> 00:52:49,773 - So how's everything going? - Good. 760 00:52:49,915 --> 00:52:51,883 - How's school? - Good. 761 00:52:52,351 --> 00:52:54,251 - Dance school? - Good. 762 00:52:56,422 --> 00:52:58,720 You know, when I was in school... 763 00:52:58,824 --> 00:53:02,920 I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. 764 00:53:03,929 --> 00:53:05,453 Names and stuff. 765 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:09,858 Do you ever get called names? 766 00:53:10,102 --> 00:53:11,433 Like what? 767 00:53:11,837 --> 00:53:15,603 I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question... 768 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:17,505 or "camel toe." 769 00:53:18,110 --> 00:53:19,941 Yeah. Camel toe. 770 00:53:22,414 --> 00:53:24,041 Do you know why? 771 00:53:24,383 --> 00:53:25,680 Why what? 772 00:53:26,619 --> 00:53:28,587 Why you get called camel toe? 773 00:53:29,622 --> 00:53:30,748 Yeah. 774 00:53:33,759 --> 00:53:34,885 Why, hon? 775 00:53:35,628 --> 00:53:39,189 Because camel toes are tough. 776 00:53:40,332 --> 00:53:43,733 They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. 777 00:53:44,870 --> 00:53:46,167 I'm tough. 778 00:53:49,708 --> 00:53:52,404 That's right. It's because they're tough. 779 00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,641 You ready to shop again? 780 00:54:01,854 --> 00:54:04,914 I think they make car tires out of camel toes. 781 00:54:05,157 --> 00:54:07,352 Yeah, I think I heard that. 782 00:54:09,361 --> 00:54:12,387 I just think you're more grown-up than that other stuff. 783 00:54:12,498 --> 00:54:14,022 I don't think I like it. 784 00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:16,158 But that was sort of kid stuff. 785 00:54:16,268 --> 00:54:19,066 I like this dress. It's New York style. 786 00:54:19,972 --> 00:54:21,269 Let me see. 787 00:54:31,016 --> 00:54:33,382 - You like it? - I like it. Yeah. 788 00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:35,344 Do you like it? 789 00:54:35,454 --> 00:54:37,354 Yeah, I think I do. 790 00:54:37,456 --> 00:54:41,085 Do you feel comfortable in it? Because, you know, that's the thing. 791 00:54:41,527 --> 00:54:42,994 Yeah, it's comfy. 792 00:54:43,862 --> 00:54:45,193 You look great. 793 00:54:45,497 --> 00:54:47,328 You look all grown-up. 794 00:54:47,766 --> 00:54:49,734 Okay, change. Let's get some more. 795 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:50,824 Really? 796 00:54:50,936 --> 00:54:53,962 Sure, and then we'll go show Poppop some of this stuff. 797 00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:23,895 Poppop! Poppop! 798 00:55:25,237 --> 00:55:27,364 - Check this out. - That's nice, hon. 799 00:55:27,473 --> 00:55:29,771 I know. I got a lot more, too! 800 00:55:32,244 --> 00:55:33,404 Dave. 801 00:55:33,946 --> 00:55:36,244 - How are you feeling? - I'm all right. 802 00:55:37,283 --> 00:55:39,251 Mike got arrested. 803 00:55:40,185 --> 00:55:41,243 What? 804 00:55:42,254 --> 00:55:46,452 He fucked his drug counselor's car up. They were on their way to a movie. 805 00:55:52,531 --> 00:55:53,828 A movie? 806 00:55:57,603 --> 00:56:01,164 Mike said he was trying to suck him off. 807 00:56:02,808 --> 00:56:06,710 Then Mike chucked a rock through his car's passenger window. 808 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,738 What is this sucking and chucking rocks? 809 00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:13,613 I mean, what is this? 810 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,644 What did the guy say? 811 00:56:16,755 --> 00:56:20,156 He said Mike tried to jack his wallet. 812 00:56:26,565 --> 00:56:30,797 What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fucking-up, Son? 813 00:56:31,470 --> 00:56:32,960 He's 15 years old! 814 00:56:33,872 --> 00:56:35,339 What is this shit? 815 00:56:36,775 --> 00:56:38,936 - Where is he? - He's at home. 816 00:56:39,545 --> 00:56:40,842 What is this? 817 00:56:41,313 --> 00:56:42,439 Fuck. 818 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,183 Are you ready for the doctors? 819 00:56:55,994 --> 00:56:56,983 Yeah. 820 00:57:00,432 --> 00:57:02,559 Got you! You're dead. 821 00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:04,636 I think just what he said happened, happened. 822 00:57:04,737 --> 00:57:06,692 I think the guy was trying to make a move on him... 823 00:57:06,772 --> 00:57:08,831 and Mike got surprised and scared. 824 00:57:09,441 --> 00:57:12,308 Hon, will you get me a pop from the pop machine? 825 00:57:12,578 --> 00:57:14,569 Can you get your pop later? 826 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:18,877 I'm trying to send Shelly away so she doesn't have to hear this. 827 00:57:18,984 --> 00:57:21,680 This guy says that Mike tried to steal his wallet... 828 00:57:21,787 --> 00:57:25,154 and that's why they were fighting when the police came. 829 00:57:25,257 --> 00:57:28,317 - How is he? - He's scared. I don't know. 830 00:57:30,562 --> 00:57:31,995 I can come home. 831 00:57:32,097 --> 00:57:34,964 No, stay there and do your Hello America thing. 832 00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:37,896 - You act like... - What? 833 00:57:38,437 --> 00:57:39,927 Like Mike's in trouble... 834 00:57:40,038 --> 00:57:42,632 'cause I'm interviewing at Hello America. Give me a break! 835 00:57:42,741 --> 00:57:44,299 I don't have any money. 836 00:57:48,213 --> 00:57:49,544 Russ is helping anyway. 837 00:57:49,648 --> 00:57:52,947 - That dildo's what? - He's been a big help, okay? 838 00:57:53,352 --> 00:57:54,876 You can stay there. 839 00:57:54,987 --> 00:57:56,579 Fine. I'll stay here with camel toe. 840 00:57:56,688 --> 00:57:58,711 You just take care of stuff there! You take care of it! 841 00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:00,554 Camel toe? What are you talking about? 842 00:58:00,659 --> 00:58:02,923 I had to find out how kids taunt Shelly about that... 843 00:58:03,028 --> 00:58:04,316 and you're letting her get taunted. 844 00:58:04,396 --> 00:58:06,518 You're not paying attention to the way she goes to school! 845 00:58:06,598 --> 00:58:08,087 I take care of everything around here. 846 00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:09,221 Well, I bought her new stuff. 847 00:58:09,301 --> 00:58:10,756 I bought her a bunch of brand new stuff... 848 00:58:10,836 --> 00:58:13,392 - and she told me all kinds of stuff, so... - Don't be such a dick. 849 00:58:13,472 --> 00:58:14,962 You have her for one weekend. 850 00:58:15,073 --> 00:58:16,973 You know what, Noreen? Just... 851 00:58:17,376 --> 00:58:20,743 Fuck! Whatever. Let me talk to Mike. 852 00:58:20,846 --> 00:58:23,246 He's sleeping, and don't talk to me like that. 853 00:58:23,348 --> 00:58:25,646 More dildo, more fucking... 854 00:58:26,585 --> 00:58:28,951 Listen, I have to go, Noreen. I'll talk to you soon. 855 00:58:29,054 --> 00:58:30,282 Whatever. 856 00:58:32,324 --> 00:58:34,952 I thought you were trying to improve matters with Noreen... 857 00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:36,527 if not reconcile. 858 00:58:36,628 --> 00:58:38,653 I am. What did Frost say? 859 00:58:39,064 --> 00:58:41,760 He wants to speak to me in about 10 minutes. 860 00:58:41,867 --> 00:58:43,562 It was cold in there. 861 00:58:44,036 --> 00:58:47,199 Would you get me a coffee, Dave? So I can warm up. 862 00:58:47,706 --> 00:58:48,934 Yeah, Dad. 863 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,438 Dildo. Jacking... 864 00:59:04,223 --> 00:59:05,451 $0.65. 865 00:59:09,027 --> 00:59:10,153 Fuck. 866 00:59:14,566 --> 00:59:16,056 Poppop went in? 867 00:59:16,168 --> 00:59:18,193 - Yeah. - Great. Yeah. He wanted a coffee. 868 00:59:18,303 --> 00:59:19,827 Do you have my wallet? 869 00:59:23,842 --> 00:59:25,571 You only had $1. 870 00:59:26,478 --> 00:59:29,379 You should carry more money than that. 871 00:59:29,481 --> 00:59:30,607 I know. 872 00:59:42,194 --> 00:59:45,755 Well, did he say whether any more therapy could... 873 00:59:45,964 --> 00:59:49,263 No, he didn't have a different opinion than Pritch. 874 00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:53,895 There's too large a plane. 875 00:59:55,407 --> 00:59:56,874 It's a no-go. 876 00:59:58,544 --> 01:00:01,012 - Well, did he say... - He said months. 877 01:00:03,749 --> 01:00:06,912 - Did he say a lot of months? - Well, what's a lot? 878 01:00:08,487 --> 01:00:10,785 I don't know, like 12. 879 01:00:11,290 --> 01:00:15,192 Well, if he meant 12, he probably would've said a year, Son. 880 01:00:16,662 --> 01:00:19,222 I think he meant three or four. 881 01:00:39,151 --> 01:00:41,585 Well, you have a big day tomorrow. 882 01:00:42,621 --> 01:00:44,486 The Hello America show. 883 01:00:45,557 --> 01:00:46,683 Yeah. 884 01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:54,489 ...and here comes the grand marshal, Dave Spritzel. 885 01:01:54,593 --> 01:01:56,424 Didn't his name used to be Spritz? 886 01:01:56,528 --> 01:01:57,688 Yeah, it sure did... 887 01:01:57,796 --> 01:02:00,026 but he changed it back to the original Spritzel. 888 01:02:00,132 --> 01:02:01,190 Why the change, Ed? 889 01:02:01,299 --> 01:02:03,494 Well, when you're national, there's no more up. 890 01:02:03,602 --> 01:02:04,660 So he changed it back... 891 01:02:04,770 --> 01:02:08,501 like John "Cougar" Mellencamp. He's realer now and more authentic. 892 01:02:08,607 --> 01:02:11,735 - Who's that with him? - Those are the wife and kids. 893 01:02:11,843 --> 01:02:14,368 Didn't they used to have a real fucked-up relationship? 894 01:02:14,479 --> 01:02:17,004 Not anymore. That's something else that changed. 895 01:02:17,115 --> 01:02:19,208 It seems Hello America with Byrant Gumbel... 896 01:02:19,317 --> 01:02:20,750 gave them all a fresh start... 897 01:02:20,852 --> 01:02:25,448 and an increase in salary to $980,000 outside promotional fees... 898 01:02:25,557 --> 01:02:28,822 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year. 899 01:02:29,161 --> 01:02:33,598 - That got his wife's ear, I bet. - You bet. That buys a lot of face time. 900 01:02:33,699 --> 01:02:35,098 Now everything's great. 901 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,067 - Did he say that? - Yeah, he told me that... 902 01:03:18,810 --> 01:03:20,471 Hello, America. 903 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,411 What are your hobbies? 904 01:03:26,718 --> 01:03:28,913 Writing. Archery. 905 01:03:33,725 --> 01:03:36,489 And you don't have a degree in meteorology? 906 01:03:37,429 --> 01:03:39,294 General communications. 907 01:03:39,731 --> 01:03:42,894 Well, listen. We've seen a lot of your work in Chicago. 908 01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:43,968 Okay. 909 01:03:45,337 --> 01:03:47,805 We think you're great, refreshing. 910 01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:49,834 We love the Spritz Nipper. 911 01:03:49,941 --> 01:03:51,101 Great. 912 01:03:51,209 --> 01:03:54,406 Why don't we run some blue screen, and we'll do a walk-through on the set? 913 01:03:54,513 --> 01:03:55,537 Great. 914 01:04:03,188 --> 01:04:05,452 Here's your station. We'll run some screen. 915 01:04:05,557 --> 01:04:07,525 Give me a second to set it up. 916 01:04:37,189 --> 01:04:39,054 I'm waiting for Mark. I'm running some screen. 917 01:04:39,157 --> 01:04:40,715 - Dave. - Bryant. 918 01:04:41,359 --> 01:04:42,883 - Nervous? - No. 919 01:04:44,396 --> 01:04:45,863 - Sure? - Yeah. 920 01:04:46,932 --> 01:04:49,366 You look just a little bit nervous. 921 01:04:49,467 --> 01:04:50,764 It's not nerves. 922 01:04:51,236 --> 01:04:53,170 - Other shit. - Yeah. 923 01:04:57,943 --> 01:04:59,240 ...mild in the Northwest. 924 01:04:59,344 --> 01:05:01,005 As this high-pressure system gives way... 925 01:05:01,112 --> 01:05:02,701 we'll see warm temperatures in New Mexico... 926 01:05:02,781 --> 01:05:04,510 I know it's not neurosurgery... 927 01:05:04,616 --> 01:05:07,847 but green screen is the one part of my job that's not really easy. 928 01:05:07,953 --> 01:05:10,615 ...35 in New York with colder temperatures west to Michigan... 929 01:05:10,722 --> 01:05:13,054 You need a sense of where put-ons will come from... 930 01:05:13,158 --> 01:05:14,921 and a pretty strong sense of scale. 931 01:05:15,026 --> 01:05:17,149 ...there are travel advisories in New Orleans and Atlanta. 932 01:05:17,229 --> 01:05:18,250 It's pretty heavy weather... 933 01:05:18,330 --> 01:05:20,127 I've gotten real good at it. 934 01:05:20,365 --> 01:05:22,833 I thought everything went over pretty well. 935 01:05:26,538 --> 01:05:28,267 So we'll let you know in a couple of days. 936 01:05:28,373 --> 01:05:29,499 Okay. 937 01:05:29,608 --> 01:05:32,771 This is my father, Robert Spritzel, and my daughter. 938 01:05:33,044 --> 01:05:34,466 We're a little late for our plane... 939 01:05:34,546 --> 01:05:35,801 so we thought we'd leave from here. 940 01:05:35,881 --> 01:05:38,042 - Yeah, I'm sorry. We kept you late. - That's cool. 941 01:05:38,149 --> 01:05:39,639 - So you've got the numbers? - Yes. 942 01:05:39,751 --> 01:05:42,083 There's a built-in with Purina I forgot. $42,000. 943 01:05:42,187 --> 01:05:43,154 Okay. 944 01:05:43,288 --> 01:05:45,483 - What's a built-in? - It's a compulsory endorsement... 945 01:05:45,590 --> 01:05:47,421 if I'm offered the job. 946 01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:49,919 - Dog food? - Yeah. Pet products. 947 01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,398 Dave doesn't own a pet. 948 01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,596 Well, I have Jackson. 949 01:05:57,035 --> 01:05:59,629 Jackson lives with your wife and kids. 950 01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:04,269 We'll let you know. 951 01:06:21,826 --> 01:06:24,021 - Russ is here. - Okay. 952 01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,231 - Where's Mike? - Inside. 953 01:06:33,805 --> 01:06:35,363 - Dave. - Hi, Russ. 954 01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:39,943 He's upstairs. He's still pretty upset about it. 955 01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:43,138 - Did he talk about it? - Yeah. 956 01:06:44,282 --> 01:06:47,445 - To you? - He's told us what happened. 957 01:06:47,552 --> 01:06:50,316 He was with his counselor, Don Boden. I guess he... 958 01:06:50,422 --> 01:06:53,687 I don't really know why what happened next happened. 959 01:06:54,592 --> 01:06:58,221 He was talking about my son, and I was taking my gloves off. 960 01:06:58,630 --> 01:07:00,962 Apparently, they were going to a movie... 961 01:07:01,266 --> 01:07:02,790 - What the fuck? - Why are you here? 962 01:07:02,901 --> 01:07:04,456 - What are you doing? - Why are you here? 963 01:07:04,536 --> 01:07:06,401 - I'm helping Noreen! - Why are you helping? 964 01:07:06,504 --> 01:07:08,472 - Dave. - Son. Jesus. 965 01:07:15,914 --> 01:07:17,575 Here's something that... 966 01:07:17,682 --> 01:07:20,617 if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck... 967 01:07:20,719 --> 01:07:23,620 don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. 968 01:07:23,722 --> 01:07:26,054 Because if you do that, that's what he will think... 969 01:07:26,157 --> 01:07:29,888 unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th century... 970 01:07:29,995 --> 01:07:31,485 which I'm not. 971 01:07:34,733 --> 01:07:37,099 - You can get inside okay, Dad? - Yeah. 972 01:08:10,097 --> 01:08:12,622 "When my back's against the wall, I order a chink call-girl... 973 01:08:12,733 --> 01:08:14,173 "or I box some rounds with Richie... 974 01:08:15,303 --> 01:08:17,032 "the Puerto Rican southpaw at Clancey's gym. 975 01:08:18,472 --> 01:08:19,427 "'But tonight, ' Roy thought... 976 01:08:19,507 --> 01:08:21,372 "'once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out... 977 01:08:21,475 --> 01:08:24,103 "'I'm just going to drink some Scotch and hit the sack.' 978 01:08:24,212 --> 01:08:26,033 "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab... 979 01:08:26,113 --> 01:08:27,168 "and there he snagged the vials. 980 01:08:27,248 --> 01:08:28,848 "He stashed them in his computer case..." 981 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,829 My mom discovered an idea known as a living funeral... 982 01:08:50,504 --> 01:08:53,405 in a book she read to help her with Robert dying. 983 01:09:06,053 --> 01:09:08,283 It's where someone's family and friends gather... 984 01:09:08,389 --> 01:09:11,051 like they might at the person's funeral... 985 01:09:12,727 --> 01:09:16,163 only when the person's alive, so they can see everybody. 986 01:09:39,954 --> 01:09:41,546 - Hey, what's up? - What's up? 987 01:09:41,656 --> 01:09:43,214 Hey, what's the Nipper? 988 01:09:43,324 --> 01:09:45,918 - What's that? - What's the Nipper this week? 989 01:09:46,027 --> 01:09:47,358 I don't know. 990 01:09:47,461 --> 01:09:48,758 You don't know yet? 991 01:09:48,863 --> 01:09:50,262 Come on, man. 992 01:09:50,364 --> 01:09:52,423 What? I just asked you about the Nipper. 993 01:09:52,533 --> 01:09:55,502 Monday, okay? That's the... Okay? 994 01:09:56,103 --> 01:10:00,005 - What's your problem? - It's February, man. It's cold. 995 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:02,569 Fuck! 996 01:10:03,778 --> 01:10:05,746 - Fuck you, then. - Fuck you! 997 01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,807 Do you know what variance is? 998 01:10:07,915 --> 01:10:10,213 You think you could pick out a day... 999 01:10:10,318 --> 01:10:13,253 a week ahead and give a realistic... You know? 1000 01:10:13,621 --> 01:10:15,054 - Did you know that? - Weatherman! 1001 01:10:15,156 --> 01:10:16,453 God! Fuck! 1002 01:10:26,767 --> 01:10:28,064 I have kids! 1003 01:10:28,469 --> 01:10:30,437 I have to go see my kids! 1004 01:10:30,771 --> 01:10:33,672 You put fucking pie shit on my coat! 1005 01:10:34,108 --> 01:10:37,168 I have to see my kids with pie on me, man? 1006 01:10:37,445 --> 01:10:39,106 Go see your kids with shit on you! 1007 01:10:39,213 --> 01:10:40,840 Hey, calm down, man! 1008 01:10:42,116 --> 01:10:44,482 I have to see my family! 1009 01:10:46,187 --> 01:10:47,518 I have to see... 1010 01:10:57,865 --> 01:11:00,390 - Hello? - Hello? Dave? 1011 01:11:00,835 --> 01:11:04,134 - What? - It's Mark Dersen from Hello America. 1012 01:11:06,273 --> 01:11:07,501 Hi, Dave. 1013 01:11:19,487 --> 01:11:21,011 - Take care. - Okay. 1014 01:11:22,857 --> 01:11:23,983 Noreen. 1015 01:11:28,462 --> 01:11:29,827 Shelly looks nice. 1016 01:11:31,265 --> 01:11:32,596 We bought that in New York. 1017 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:34,861 Yeah, I know. That's why I said it. 1018 01:11:34,969 --> 01:11:36,436 It's very nice. 1019 01:11:38,639 --> 01:11:42,666 Noreen, I got offered the show. Hello America with Bryant Gumbel. 1020 01:11:43,978 --> 01:11:45,536 Well, that's great. 1021 01:11:47,581 --> 01:11:51,449 - Are you gonna take it? - I'm thinking about it. 1022 01:11:51,719 --> 01:11:55,883 It's a pretty substantial salary, and you know the venue. It's big. 1023 01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:58,550 It's a pretty big salary jump, I guess. 1024 01:12:00,594 --> 01:12:03,324 $1.2 million all in, Noreen. 1025 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,968 Can we think about that? 1026 01:12:08,536 --> 01:12:09,696 What? 1027 01:12:11,605 --> 01:12:15,405 What that kind of change could be like for everybody. 1028 01:12:15,843 --> 01:12:17,868 Mike, Shelly, you know? 1029 01:12:20,381 --> 01:12:23,544 If we thought about trying again. 1030 01:12:28,122 --> 01:12:30,215 Dave, I'm marrying Russ. 1031 01:14:20,234 --> 01:14:22,998 Accuracy equals focusing on a point. 1032 01:14:25,839 --> 01:14:27,807 Gravity pulls an inch a yard. 1033 01:14:28,075 --> 01:14:29,542 You point up. 1034 01:14:34,682 --> 01:14:35,702 But you have to factor in wind... 1035 01:14:35,782 --> 01:14:36,837 But you have to factor in wind... 1036 01:14:36,917 --> 01:14:39,215 which is the most difficult part. 1037 01:14:46,694 --> 01:14:47,991 Noreen. 1038 01:14:55,569 --> 01:14:57,469 I had to go in anyway. 1039 01:14:58,205 --> 01:15:00,173 It was time for my speech. 1040 01:15:07,781 --> 01:15:10,306 And that's what I know about Robert Spritzel. 1041 01:15:10,918 --> 01:15:15,184 Forbearance, charity, wisdom. 1042 01:15:17,224 --> 01:15:19,192 There are too few like him. 1043 01:15:19,827 --> 01:15:22,125 And now Robert's son, David. 1044 01:15:36,176 --> 01:15:37,541 Good afternoon. 1045 01:15:41,749 --> 01:15:44,183 Many of you came from long distances... 1046 01:15:45,085 --> 01:15:48,748 and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen... 1047 01:15:49,023 --> 01:15:52,789 and my family, Mike and Shelly, when I say thank you. 1048 01:15:57,131 --> 01:16:01,397 When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock. 1049 01:16:06,140 --> 01:16:08,108 And then the power went out. 1050 01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:23,747 Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes... 1051 01:16:24,024 --> 01:16:27,482 everyone had pretty much forgotten that I was talking... 1052 01:16:29,229 --> 01:16:32,062 and we never finished that part of the thing. 1053 01:16:33,233 --> 01:16:35,929 So my speech was, "When I think of my dad... 1054 01:16:36,036 --> 01:16:38,527 "I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock." 1055 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,741 That's all I said at my dad's living funeral... 1056 01:16:43,377 --> 01:16:45,368 something about Bob Seger. 1057 01:17:04,398 --> 01:17:08,129 You've reached 272-7638. Please leave a message. 1058 01:17:09,503 --> 01:17:13,166 Dave, it's Mark Dersen from Hello America. 1059 01:17:13,841 --> 01:17:17,208 Can you give me a call back? I called a couple of times Friday... 1060 01:17:17,311 --> 01:17:20,474 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back. 1061 01:17:20,781 --> 01:17:24,148 If I need to move down on my list, look, I need to know. Okay? 1062 01:17:24,251 --> 01:17:27,482 It's not "Hello, you know, whatever, Orlando." 1063 01:17:27,955 --> 01:17:30,583 Look. I'm still jacked about you, Dave. 1064 01:17:30,691 --> 01:17:33,251 I just need to hear from you. Give me a call. 1065 01:17:43,470 --> 01:17:45,199 Your phone's ringing. 1066 01:17:47,174 --> 01:17:48,368 I know. 1067 01:17:52,112 --> 01:17:54,080 Why aren't you getting it? 1068 01:17:55,816 --> 01:17:58,080 It's the Bryant Gumbel thing. 1069 01:17:59,420 --> 01:18:01,547 So why aren't you getting it? 1070 01:18:02,823 --> 01:18:04,791 Did you bring that stuff? 1071 01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:06,826 It's by the door. 1072 01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:16,663 You should get it. 1073 01:18:28,282 --> 01:18:29,340 Fuck. 1074 01:18:31,018 --> 01:18:33,509 It was a McDonald's hot apple pie. 1075 01:18:33,987 --> 01:18:35,454 They're not kidding. 1076 01:18:36,156 --> 01:18:37,453 It was hot. 1077 01:19:02,082 --> 01:19:04,676 The other thing that gets to people... 1078 01:19:05,018 --> 01:19:07,248 that leads to pies, I guess... 1079 01:19:07,754 --> 01:19:10,052 are these catch phrases we're required to use... 1080 01:19:10,157 --> 01:19:12,284 to single the program out. 1081 01:19:12,993 --> 01:19:14,961 It gets under people's skin. 1082 01:19:15,062 --> 01:19:16,222 Spritz Nipper. 1083 01:19:21,802 --> 01:19:23,770 But the whole thing about all of it... 1084 01:19:23,871 --> 01:19:25,896 all the getting hit with stuff... 1085 01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,370 the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway? 1086 01:19:29,476 --> 01:19:31,467 Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson? 1087 01:19:31,578 --> 01:19:33,705 Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it. 1088 01:19:33,814 --> 01:19:36,442 But this is like the ninth time I got... 1089 01:19:37,417 --> 01:19:39,351 Clowns get hit with pies. 1090 01:19:53,567 --> 01:19:56,468 - Fuck! - I'm Mike's father! Here's your shit! 1091 01:20:06,013 --> 01:20:08,277 I saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue! 1092 01:20:08,382 --> 01:20:10,145 And I'm telling the cops, too! 1093 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:13,708 So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet! 1094 01:20:18,725 --> 01:20:21,489 He's just a kid. See! 1095 01:20:21,962 --> 01:20:24,590 He looks grown, but he's just a kid! 1096 01:20:25,532 --> 01:20:28,000 You fucking asshole. 1097 01:20:32,739 --> 01:20:36,072 I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like... 1098 01:20:36,176 --> 01:20:39,703 Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. 1099 01:20:40,113 --> 01:20:42,775 I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. 1100 01:21:13,146 --> 01:21:15,910 The first time I was struck with something... 1101 01:21:16,483 --> 01:21:18,951 a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers... 1102 01:21:19,453 --> 01:21:21,978 I was standing next to a garbage pail. 1103 01:21:22,956 --> 01:21:26,687 I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. 1104 01:21:26,793 --> 01:21:29,819 The second time, it hit me square on the chin... 1105 01:21:30,030 --> 01:21:31,497 a soft taco. 1106 01:21:31,798 --> 01:21:33,425 Then, pop. 1107 01:21:34,368 --> 01:21:35,835 A falafel. 1108 01:21:37,204 --> 01:21:38,501 McNuggets. 1109 01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:42,167 Always fast food. 1110 01:21:43,610 --> 01:21:44,907 Fast food. 1111 01:21:46,113 --> 01:21:49,139 Shit people would rather throw out than finish. 1112 01:21:49,449 --> 01:21:51,440 It's easy. It tastes all right... 1113 01:21:51,551 --> 01:21:54,748 but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. 1114 01:21:56,857 --> 01:21:58,381 I'm fast food. 1115 01:22:07,367 --> 01:22:09,301 - Did you see him? - Yeah. 1116 01:22:11,605 --> 01:22:15,041 Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't do anything. 1117 01:22:17,344 --> 01:22:20,108 You're not in trouble. I took care of it. 1118 01:22:22,049 --> 01:22:23,346 I got on him. 1119 01:22:24,351 --> 01:22:26,842 I let him know we're not messing around. 1120 01:22:27,054 --> 01:22:28,351 I whaled on him. 1121 01:22:29,122 --> 01:22:30,180 What? 1122 01:22:30,924 --> 01:22:33,392 I caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead... 1123 01:22:33,493 --> 01:22:35,893 and then I fucking whaled on him. 1124 01:22:36,663 --> 01:22:37,994 Seriously? 1125 01:22:38,765 --> 01:22:42,861 He's not going to say you stole anything, and you're not in trouble. 1126 01:22:51,111 --> 01:22:53,944 - What are you eating? - Corn dog. 1127 01:23:10,097 --> 01:23:12,224 You're a kid, Mike. Fuck. 1128 01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:15,034 - I'm not a kid. - You are a kid. 1129 01:23:15,135 --> 01:23:19,504 Don't put yourself in grown-up situations again until you're a grown-up. 1130 01:23:20,006 --> 01:23:21,303 - Okay. - Okay? 1131 01:23:21,408 --> 01:23:22,500 Yeah. 1132 01:23:24,711 --> 01:23:27,646 - Do you want me to get you a corn dog? - What? No. 1133 01:23:29,382 --> 01:23:30,747 What do you want? 1134 01:23:32,452 --> 01:23:33,646 Nothing. 1135 01:23:51,104 --> 01:23:52,401 Weatherman! 1136 01:24:04,017 --> 01:24:06,884 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1137 01:24:08,488 --> 01:24:10,513 I just wanted you to... 1138 01:24:10,624 --> 01:24:11,613 What? 1139 01:24:14,094 --> 01:24:15,857 I was eighteen 1140 01:24:16,196 --> 01:24:17,857 Didn't have a care 1141 01:24:19,399 --> 01:24:21,162 Working for peanuts 1142 01:24:21,835 --> 01:24:23,598 Not a dime to spare 1143 01:24:25,639 --> 01:24:29,575 But I was lean and solid everywhere 1144 01:24:30,143 --> 01:24:31,940 Like a rock 1145 01:24:34,848 --> 01:24:36,645 I don't really get it. 1146 01:24:37,784 --> 01:24:39,308 Am I following it? 1147 01:24:42,522 --> 01:24:46,356 It was just a lead up to other things I wanted to say. 1148 01:24:47,394 --> 01:24:48,691 Here's the part. 1149 01:24:49,329 --> 01:24:50,990 And I held firm 1150 01:24:51,464 --> 01:24:53,329 To what I felt was right 1151 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,631 Like a rock 1152 01:24:56,369 --> 01:24:58,496 I wanted to talk about that part... 1153 01:24:58,872 --> 01:25:00,499 about you. 1154 01:25:01,575 --> 01:25:02,872 That's like you. 1155 01:25:02,976 --> 01:25:05,171 I was strong as I could be 1156 01:25:05,579 --> 01:25:07,308 Like a rock 1157 01:25:10,283 --> 01:25:11,750 I got the job. 1158 01:25:13,119 --> 01:25:14,416 New York? 1159 01:25:15,822 --> 01:25:18,848 That's terrific. That's a remarkable income. 1160 01:25:19,459 --> 01:25:22,485 That's more money than I ever made, that salary. 1161 01:25:23,129 --> 01:25:24,255 Yeah. 1162 01:25:24,764 --> 01:25:27,392 That's quite an American accomplishment. 1163 01:25:28,134 --> 01:25:29,260 Thanks. 1164 01:25:32,839 --> 01:25:34,466 Are you okay? 1165 01:25:41,615 --> 01:25:43,480 I can't knuckle down. 1166 01:25:44,684 --> 01:25:45,946 Noreen's marrying Russ. 1167 01:25:46,052 --> 01:25:48,418 There's nothing to knuckle down on, so... 1168 01:25:48,521 --> 01:25:50,989 I can't fucking knuckle down. 1169 01:25:54,628 --> 01:25:55,925 Your hand. 1170 01:25:59,165 --> 01:26:01,360 I just saw Mike's counselor. 1171 01:26:02,535 --> 01:26:06,232 Mike mentioned that you were gonna fix this business up. 1172 01:26:08,074 --> 01:26:09,701 He's in no trouble? 1173 01:26:12,012 --> 01:26:13,411 Good job. 1174 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:21,585 Your hand okay? 1175 01:26:21,721 --> 01:26:22,915 It's okay. 1176 01:26:23,356 --> 01:26:25,449 - You certain? - Don't worry. 1177 01:26:26,726 --> 01:26:29,661 You always worry about your kids... 1178 01:26:30,797 --> 01:26:32,355 no matter how old. 1179 01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:35,327 There's always looking after. 1180 01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:49,141 I read your book. 1181 01:26:49,883 --> 01:26:50,941 Fuck. 1182 01:26:54,254 --> 01:26:58,020 I was going to do some more work on it, then I chucked it. 1183 01:26:58,558 --> 01:27:00,822 - You chucked it. - Garbage. 1184 01:27:03,530 --> 01:27:07,796 It's just what I do, David. 1185 01:27:08,768 --> 01:27:11,066 I've practiced and I've gotten good. 1186 01:27:11,538 --> 01:27:13,972 Like you and the weather business. 1187 01:27:17,277 --> 01:27:18,869 But I don't predict it. 1188 01:27:18,979 --> 01:27:21,470 Nobody does, 'cause it's just wind. It's wind. 1189 01:27:21,581 --> 01:27:23,208 It blows all over the place! 1190 01:27:23,316 --> 01:27:24,840 What the fuck? 1191 01:27:32,926 --> 01:27:35,121 I have to go to work. 1192 01:27:35,462 --> 01:27:36,588 David. 1193 01:27:43,136 --> 01:27:45,104 This shit life... 1194 01:27:48,508 --> 01:27:50,635 we must chuck some things. 1195 01:27:56,082 --> 01:27:57,709 We must chuck them... 1196 01:27:59,252 --> 01:28:01,049 in this shit life. 1197 01:28:08,428 --> 01:28:10,396 There's always looking after. 1198 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:15,097 You have time. 1199 01:28:22,075 --> 01:28:23,133 Thanks. 1200 01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:24,762 Pretty soon after Robert's living funeral, we had his real one. 1201 01:30:23,129 --> 01:30:25,097 I'm sorry for your loss. 1202 01:30:27,867 --> 01:30:30,267 That's a lovely thing to say to me. 1203 01:30:31,905 --> 01:30:33,463 Where'd you hear that? 1204 01:30:34,007 --> 01:30:35,372 His friends. 1205 01:30:43,316 --> 01:30:45,944 I'm glad one of you brought an umbrella. 1206 01:30:46,219 --> 01:30:49,052 I had a feeling it was going to rain today. 1207 01:30:49,322 --> 01:30:51,256 You're not going to take my job, are you? 1208 01:30:51,357 --> 01:30:55,521 No. I'm going to be a cameraman for Monday Night Football. 1209 01:30:57,197 --> 01:30:58,494 Is that okay? 1210 01:31:00,867 --> 01:31:03,199 Yeah. That's good. 1211 01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:10,908 There are a great many of Robert's friends here, even in winter. 1212 01:31:11,477 --> 01:31:14,878 I think it's because Robert was unusual. 1213 01:31:14,981 --> 01:31:17,973 I think that's what brought so many of you out. 1214 01:31:18,651 --> 01:31:22,417 A loving husband and father for 40 years. 1215 01:31:22,522 --> 01:31:25,821 And a good friend to some of you for longer. 1216 01:31:26,693 --> 01:31:30,959 I'm sure that's why we appreciated and loved Robert. 1217 01:31:31,931 --> 01:31:33,592 He was excellent. 1218 01:31:34,334 --> 01:31:35,631 Selfless. 1219 01:31:36,603 --> 01:31:37,900 Resolute. 1220 01:31:38,871 --> 01:31:40,429 I remember once... 1221 01:31:41,741 --> 01:31:45,507 imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. 1222 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,714 I pictured having all these qualities. 1223 01:31:49,816 --> 01:31:52,785 Strong, positive qualities... 1224 01:31:52,885 --> 01:31:55,979 that people could pick up on from across a room. 1225 01:31:59,025 --> 01:32:00,617 But as time passed... 1226 01:32:00,727 --> 01:32:03,662 few ever became any qualities I actually had. 1227 01:32:06,132 --> 01:32:10,535 And all the possibilities I faced, and the sorts of people I could be... 1228 01:32:10,637 --> 01:32:15,131 all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer... 1229 01:32:15,708 --> 01:32:18,336 until finally they got reduced to one... 1230 01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:20,610 to who I am. 1231 01:32:27,387 --> 01:32:29,082 And that's who I am... 1232 01:32:32,759 --> 01:32:34,420 the weatherman. 1233 01:33:27,113 --> 01:33:29,980 But first Dave Spritz has the check of our national weather. Dave. 1234 01:33:30,083 --> 01:33:33,143 Well, thanks, Bryant. Well, it feels like spring if you're in the Northeast. 1235 01:33:33,252 --> 01:33:34,440 Is it gonna last? Let's take a look. 1236 01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:37,387 We've got a warm weather system to thank for these high temperatures... 1237 01:33:37,490 --> 01:33:39,617 Mike, you ready for school? 1238 01:33:39,726 --> 01:33:40,852 Russ? 1239 01:33:41,594 --> 01:33:43,084 Let's go, guys. 1240 01:33:43,596 --> 01:33:44,722 Come on. 1241 01:33:46,366 --> 01:33:47,833 You're gonna get it! 1242 01:33:48,067 --> 01:33:49,898 - Bye, Shelly. - Bye, Mom. 1243 01:33:50,002 --> 01:33:52,664 That's your national weather. I'll be back with your local focus... 1244 01:33:52,772 --> 01:33:54,433 at the bottom of the hour. 1245 01:34:14,827 --> 01:34:17,557 - Hey, are you Dave Spritz? - Yeah. 1246 01:34:18,264 --> 01:34:20,562 - Can I get your autograph? - Sure. 1247 01:34:24,937 --> 01:34:27,132 So is it going to rain today? 1248 01:34:28,908 --> 01:34:30,205 Who knows? 1249 01:34:35,348 --> 01:34:36,815 Hey, Hello America. 1250 01:34:37,617 --> 01:34:40,450 I've been doing the show for a few months. 1251 01:34:40,553 --> 01:34:43,215 People don't throw things at me anymore... 1252 01:34:43,523 --> 01:34:45,991 maybe because I carry a bow around. 1253 01:34:46,159 --> 01:34:47,456 I don't know. 1254 01:34:53,633 --> 01:34:55,225 I go back to Chicago weekends... 1255 01:34:55,334 --> 01:34:57,199 keep it steady with Mike and Shelly... 1256 01:34:57,303 --> 01:35:01,137 come back, do the weather. So... Forecast? 1257 01:35:02,008 --> 01:35:03,236 Come on. 1258 01:35:03,476 --> 01:35:05,637 Another man is with my family. 1259 01:35:06,279 --> 01:35:09,271 Things didn't work out the way I predicted. 1260 01:35:09,482 --> 01:35:11,609 Accepting that's not easy... 1261 01:35:12,785 --> 01:35:15,413 but easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 1262 01:35:18,524 --> 01:35:21,220 I'll take this American accomplishment. 1263 01:35:21,627 --> 01:35:23,288 That's where I live... 1264 01:35:23,396 --> 01:35:26,627 behind Fire Brigade 47. Okay. 1265 01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:29,134 But in front of SpongeBob. 1266 01:35:31,637 --> 01:35:33,161 Hello, America. 94044