All language subtitles for The Cliche

Where is this place?

Help me!

Can anybody hear me?

Who are you?

Why did you kidnap me?

Pakdee!

It's you!

What do you want?

Can't stay still, can you?

Can't help getting yourself into trouble.

Don’t think for a second
that I’m scared of you.

Not scared?

How about this, then?

Are you scared now?

What does that mean?

What are you doing to me?

I'm going to…

make you my wife!

No!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me! Help me!

No one will come to help you!

Nam?

Let me go!

Nam? Nam.

No! Stop!

Nam?

Nam!

I almost pissed myself.

Could you hurry up and trim it already?

Wanna go somewhere else?

What?

No other place gets it like here.

Because it's free?

Hey.

Couples don't charge each other money.

Oh, if it wasn't for that beard,
we wouldn't have met.

Are you going to cut your hair too?

How dare you do this?

Just trim the beard first, lady.

Hold on a second. It's getting intense.

How so?

I can guess it all.

You are done!

Shut up!

Just wait and see.

She'll turn and have blood
in the corner of her mouth.

Then the hero will kick the thief
and make him flip upside down.

Damn! How's that?

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

Dumbass!

Don't you see the blood
in the corner of her mouth?

I'm fine.

What happened?

Here it is.

-Here comes the cringe moment.
-Be quiet. I can't hear the TV.

I accidentally discovered…

that for everything…

Pakdee was behind it all along.

You’re actually the real heir.

"The real heir."

For fuck's sake.

Then why didn’t you tell me sooner?

I didn't want you to be in danger.

I love you.

I love you too.

And now, he gets up.

Well, then…

Let's get out of here.

Hey! Where are you going?

Why haven't you stopped
doing evil things yet, Pakdee?

So he has a gun.

What was the point of punching him?

"So you love each other that much?"

So you love each other that much?

"Go love in hell!"

Go love in hell!

How's that?

Exactly, so much for a screenwriter.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm done watching it.

Stay still.

Shoot, look.

Positive comments!

Finished editing? Let me see.

DISCLOSURE: RESIDENTS WHO CHOOSE
TO REMAIN WILL NOT BE COMPENSATED

How long have you been living here,
Grandma?

Many years.

Alone?

Many people live here. I live
with my children and grandchildren too.

I learned that someone had come
to evict you guys.

What happened, Grandma?

I don't know exactly
what they got me to sign.

But all of a sudden,
they came to evict me.

What will you do next?

I still have no idea.

More or less.

Fantastic!

Hey!

The title. Make it strong.

"Tin sheets make the poor's home."

"Shameless greed
builds the rich's throne."

How's that?

Bro.

I never asked you.

How come you ended up
making this type of content, bro?

My dad.

My dad taught me to do something useful.

How about yours?

Huh?

I don't have one.

Does our work actually help them, though?

Yeah, of course.

Publish it now.

Boost the reach too.

Do you have money for the boost?

500 baht. Just came in.

Nice!

Cheers!

WANIDA SALON

The hero is the real heir.
Who would have thought?

The plot twists and turns…

What's this?

He took your stuff again, didn't he?

Sorry, Sis.

Shoot's a bit broke at the moment.

Isn't he always broke, though?

When's the marriage coming, then?

I'm not quite sure either, Sis.

-Let's do this.
-Wait.

Are you sure you can use this?

I'm not so sure either, Sis.

Yeah. It's getting hot.

Wait, wait, is it burning?

Here!

Hey.

Can you check it out?

How many views does it have already?

TIN SHEETS MAKE THE POOR'S HOME.
SHAMELESS GREED BUILDS THE RICH'S THRONE.

Sixty-eight views.

What the heck?

Did you even boost the post at all, huh?

Dumbass!

Huh? What's this?

Shit. It's actually 68.

Damn.

What the hell?

And look what's on trending.

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY WIFE!

Can't stay still, can you?

Can't help getting yourself into trouble.

Don't think for a second
that I'm scared of you.

Not scared?

How about this, then?

Are you scared now?

What does that mean?

What are you doing to me?

I'm going to…

make you my wife!

No!

What even was that shitshow, huh?

Kids around the country are imitating it!

Not only does it make me
lose brain cells, look!

Here! It made me lose my eyebrow too. See?

Vitid Video, you bastards!

Go rot in the trash,
where your shows belong!

-You like your soapy dramas so much, huh?
-Don't stop! Come on!

Take this rotten egg!

-More!
-You dumbasses!

Huh?

Shoot, are you crazy?

What have you done? You're in big trouble!

-Damn. So loud.
-Shoot!

Huh?

Shit!

Hello. Greetings from Hone-Krasae.

Hone-Krasae?

HONE-KRASAE

Greetings to our audience.

Welcome to Hone-Krasa.

We have a shocking story today.

This man is going viral for the video clip

of him and his rotten eggs!

He is on the line with us.
Hello, Mr. Shoot.

-Hi, Noom.
-Nothing too serious.

I'm just here to ask one thing.

How could you do that?

Isn't it a bit too extreme?
Why did you egg them like that?

-Well, I was…
-Huh?

Shit!

Who the hell are you?

Huh?

Shoot? What just happened?

Oh, sir! Greetings, Mr. Vitid.

Sir, I'm not a rat,

but I think Shoot
just called you a dipshit.

Right. Here, ladies and gentlemen,

Mr. Vitid, the owner of Vitid Video!

This is trespassing.
I can call the police on you.

You defamed me. My client ditched my gigs.

And what does that have to do with me?

My director got so depressed
because of your slander

that he had to be hospitalized.

Hey, what a snowflake!

You did awful things
and won't even take responsibility.

How were you raised?

Didn't your mom teach you anything?

-Hey! Don't talk about my mom!
-So what? Why?

Your shows are the problem.
Let me tell you,

kids are getting
all messed up in the head.

Who's the one
not taking responsibility, huh?

You! Not me!

Come on, I can do this all day.

I'm not scared of you!

The defendant is guilty of an offense
under Section 326

of the Criminal Code.

The fine will be 10,000 baht.

And the defendant
must indemnify the victim

for the sum of 5 million baht.

Sir. Wait a moment, sir.

Are you out of your mind?

How could I find 5 million?

Not my problem, is it?

What?

What are you going to do?

Should I lease out the shop?

Don't.

I'll handle it myself.

Sir! Sir!

Wait for me!

Let's talk, sir! Wait!

How about this?

Why should I let you do that?

You're the one
who egged my office building.

Here.

This is why.

Those shows of yours… They're trash.

BEST SHORT FILM "LIGHT OF THE SOCIETY"
MR. SOMCHAI CHANASOMBAT

People are still naming
their kids "Somchai"?

Come on, sir.

You are out of directors anyway,
aren't you?

You sued me for 5 million,

and it's not like
I have the money to pay you.

Better than nothing, don't you think?

All right.

I'll let you try.

THE FATE OF VENUS

What are these?

Gently!

So dramatic.

Not at all.

These books…

Mom bought them for my customers
to read while I'm doing their hair.

The Fate of Venus.

Twisted Heaven.

Which decade are these from?

So outdated. No way.

Shoot…

These are legendary shows.

Do some research.

How so?

They're all the same thing.

If it ain't revenge,
then it's a love triangle.

Disguised as a man
or a servant, braid tangled.

Traveling back in time
or lost in the woods or on an island.

An old heroine falling for a young hero.

Damn. An orphan in search
of her father. Amnesia.

Arranged marriage,
estranged or otherwise, what a cliché.

Opposite twins,
swapped lives into hardship.

Then sick to death, reincarnate,
but their love still remains tight-knit.

See?

Whoa.

What's your stage name?

Up to you, then.

Are you going to pay the 5 million?

SCENE 1 EXT. AT THE MANOR

This letter…

Someone sent it to your mother.

Take it,

so I can leave peacefully.

Grandma…

Grandma.

Scene 1/3, Cut 1, Take 1. End Slate!

Which scene's next, guys?

Here's the playback, miss.

Was that too soft?

You said you would just sit still.

Come on.

Let's try doing it with a bit more energy.

-Nah.
-Please?

Please.

Grandma!

Grandma!

That was some Broadway-level stuff.

Let's not try for Hollywood.

It's expensive there.

Come on.

Let's try again, guys.

The tears aren't quite there yet.

Let's go big and gushy!

How many do you want?

Three? Five?

Let's do five.

Let's finish on this camera.

I'm prettier on this side.

Actually, I'm always pretty.

What about me?

Do I die with a bit more energy?
Which cam?

Grandma!

Grandma!

This can't be happening.

No way!

Grandma…

Grandma!

One.

Two.

Grandma…

Three.

Grandma…

Four.

Five.

Damn.

I must find out how the lord

and my mother came to be related.

He's your father, what else?

-Anyone would know.
-Thanks.

Siri!

Turn on the lights.

Who are you?

How could you come to
the Grandeur Majestic Millionaire's Manor?

Stop!

Stay right there!

Open the letter.

No way! Impossible!

Don't tell me…

Is it really you?

Khaoplueak?

You've arrived too late.

The lord has been dead for months.

Go home.

-Siri.
-Uh-huh?

Open the door.

-Siri.
-Uh-huh?

See the guest out.

Please, miss.

Let me stay here. I have no one left.

You're so pathetic.

All right, then…

Why are you laughing?

How rude!

Your grandmother and your mother,

they used to be servants here.

Therefore,

you're both a servant's daughter

and a servant's granddaughter.

Then,

if you have children,

they will be
a servant's great-grandchildren.

When you have grandchildren,

your grandchildren will be
a servant's children, grandchildren,

great-grandchildren, and more!

And you must serve my daughter,

Lady Petchtae.

At the Academy of Billionaires
and Celebrities.

WELCOME, LADY PETCHTAE!

At this moment, nothing seems to move

The very moment
you take one step closer

Those eyes of yours
They shine like a jewel

Your sexy moves captivate every heart

Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Please just glance at me

Be my lover
and I'll give you everything

Just give me a chance
to be with you, my lovely lady

My lovely lady

My lovely lady

is you!

The leads are meeting each other.

I wanna see their chemistry so bad.

GRAINS OF LONGING

GRAINS OF LONGING

GRAINS OF LONGING

Damn, Shoot.

What did you just make me watch?

That was fantastic! I loved it.

That's my boy!

Let's celebrate.

Sir?

What if we try…

to make a social commentary?

How so?

Well,

nowadays, people are shunning TV dramas.

Why not try something new,
with actual value?

All right.

How about a plot-twist ending?

What's the twist?

Supposedly, Khaoplueak
must get the inheritance, right?

Yeah.

But then the rich use their power.

They twist what's wrong or right.

In the end,
Khaoplueak gets left with nothing

and ends up killing herself.

No way! Absolutely not!

It has to be a happy ending!

Khaoplueak must get
the inheritance somehow!

Woah!

That's absurd!

There are people who'll like it.

-But it's so--
-Do you want me to withdraw the lawsuit?

Come on, you've already
got the chance to work.

Just make it good.

What's up, bro?

You're a hard man to contact these days.

You left me on read.

I'm still kinda busy with the lawsuit.

Yeah. What about that?

He’s dismissed the lawsuit.

Really?

I don't have the money to pay anyway.

So he… dismissed the lawsuit

Someone like Vitid?

Don't you know how terrible he is?

You knew him before?

Trust me, I know.

By the way, now that the lawsuit's over,

let's get back to our filming schedule?

Yeah, sure.

Let's meet up soon.

I have to go, bro.

Why not just tell him the truth?

He was the real cause of all this.

He needs to take responsibility too.

Trust me, it’d only get more complicated.

Why?

Embarrassed?

Here.

-How can you not be embarrassed?
-Huh?

"Khaoplueak wanders
down the hallway, pondering,

daydreaming about her stolen first kiss."

"This can't be!"

"He is Lady Petchtae's fiancé…"

"But alas!"

"The one who gives me cold stares,"

somehow, is also the one
who gives me butterflies."

You lowlife!

I'm sorry, miss…

G floor dwelling!

I made a mistake…

That actually hit me!

I'm sorry.

Holy shit.

Ferocious.

Then, let's try again.

I'm gonna slap you hard.

Keep it up!

I'm gonna slap you hard, Khaoplueak!

I'm so sorry!

Petchtae!

Are you okay?

Petchtae!

What happened here?

Boo-Boo!

Khaoplueak bullied me!

Really?

I didn't do it.

Petchtae jumped on her own.

Not true!

Don't believe her, Boo-Boo!

What sane person
would jump down the stairs?

You think I'm stupid?

Yeah, stupid.

My mother sent you
to this prestigious school,

and yet you still bite us back.

Ungrateful, low-life, uncivilized.

I wonder if your mom
taught you anything at all.

Don't blame my mom!

Stop with the violence.

Boo-Boo!

Even though I'm already so battered,

Khaoplueak is still
looking to hit me more!

I found this locket.

But I'm starting to not be sure

whether this locket is really yours

or if you stole it from someone else.

It's mine!

My mother gave it to me
before she passed away.

Don't bullshit me!

How could a peasant like you
have such an expensive thing?

Boo-Boo, let's go.

Are you okay, Petchtae?

Diamonds are forever.

For real,

how could anyone root
for that kind of character?

Going from enemies to lovers,
haven't you heard of that?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Even if he's foul-mouthed and ugly?

Could you?

What are you looking at?

I'm handsome.

Why? Never seen such perfection?

"Khaoplueak wishes the locket
would be returned to her."

"But she still doesn't quite know
how to get it back."

"So, she disguised herself
and infiltrated the music club."

Mom, Grandma.

That proud senior.

I've disguised myself
in order to get close to him

and get back your locket.

Are you here to apply for the music club?

What's your name?

Khao…

Khaoklong, bro.

Lavender-scented perfume?

Why do you use women's perfume?

I prefer them too.

My name is Shine.

Nice to meet you.

Yup.

Shy.

Mister Shine.

If I gaze deeper

Into your eyes

Please let it make you at least wonder

If any between the lines

Shrouds beneath your heart

Staring back what's destined to see

If I knew where your love
still hides away…

Shoot, bro!

How was that, bro? Did I sing well?

You’d better not.

What? Why?

Shoot!

Mr. Vitid's calling.

What again?

He's asking for more male characters.

Hey, dude!

Yes, sir?

So cute!

How sweet.

What's wrong with you?

I told you. Don't smile at me.

How much do you want?

When you've been around men,

have you ever felt something?

It’s Khaoklong, isn’t it?

Am I a weirdo?

No, you're not.

The people who think it's weird
are the weirdos.

Besides,

if being in love is wrong,

then the whole world is wrong too.

Oh, my foolish heart

Isn't it too naive

Letting love pass long gone by?

Mister Shine!

In fact,

you have long-hair, Khaoklong?

Mister Shine!

Huh?

A female voice?

So…

Khaoklong has been Khaoplueak all along.

Oh, where is love?

Why can't I see?

Searching for that which never gives

Bless me, guys.

Here it is.

Should be enough for the two of us.

Not too much.

Hey, whoa! Bird, thank you!

That's my favorite!

Thank you so much, brother.

And just as I'm feeling thirsty.

Come on. Cheers.

By the way, Shoot.

Is this your first gig?

Yeah.

-Why?
-For as long as I've been

in this industry,
your shoots are by far the best.

Really?

Yeah.

My acting's so good.

Is it?

You need to act fast.

That's how you run a film crew.

-That's my gift.
-Respect, bro.

Bird?

Answer it for me.

I'm not here.

Wait. Just say he called the wrong number.

Hello?

Is Shoot there?

Shoot? Who's that?

-Like, a shooter?
-What?

This is Shoot's number!

This is my number.
Why are you yelling at me?

No, there isn't any shooting here.

That's it. Farewell.

Smooth?

Shooter?

Who's "Joke"?
Why didn't you answer his call?

Yeah, whatever.

I looked at the skies

-Running my hands…
-…over my eyes…

That's my favorite band too!

-And we're stayin' alive…
-Stayin' alive!

Nam, aren't you cooking
the rice yourself today?

The rice cooker's… gone, Sis.

Ouch!

And when will this character
get his shit together? Huh?

Even when his love interest
is such a sweetheart.

It'll get better in the end.

That's how it always goes.

Where is this place?

How did I get here?

Khaoplueak!

Mister Shine!

Are you all right?

Petchtae drugged you
and dumped you in the woods.

When I found out,
I came here looking for you.

Thank you.

Mister Shine!

Here, miss. Have a drink.

Thank you.

Why don't you let others
do these kinds of scenes?

It's fine. All in a day's work.

-Hey, miss?
-Yes?

Next, we'll shoot…

Yeah, this one fits you.

Lost in the woods, trips and falls,
then gets a piggyback. Am I right?

Exactly.

How did you know?

Educated guess.

Been through it all.

That's right.

So slow!

We are so far behind the others.

Well, the suit was hard to take off.

More like that you were chatting
with that male lead.

You saw that?

Are you jealous?

No.

Oh, so why are you rushing?

I see, the first episode airs tonight.

You don't want to miss it, right?

What? Not at all!

So why the rush?

Well…

I need to poop!

Shoot!

Shoot!

No need to get embarrassed.

Shoot!

FILM CREW VAN

Oh, damn!

Gosh, my phone is out of battery!

The sign pointed this way.

Am I lost?

What?

-Is it broken?
-You bastard!

I'm hurt.

Just kidding.

Where? Let me see.

Ouch!

It hurts. Be gentle.

You can't hold it anymore?

Hold what?

I'm not taking a shit!

I'm giving you a piggyback ride.

But you said you needed to poop.

Why the hell would I take a shit
in front of you!

We are lost, don't you know?

-Are you getting up or not?
-Of course.

Can you do it with style, like a TV star?

As if you look like one.

Actually, I do.

So do I, then.

So heavy. What kind of star are you?

Won't you shut up?

Let's take a break?

I think so.

Nam.

Shoot?

Hut.

Pizza?

Not that hut!

We should be fine now.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

What did they say?

I don't have any signal.

Joking!

They said they'll pick us up tomorrow.

We'll sleep here tonight.

Here.

If you want to watch, go ahead.

Don't be too loud, though.

Aren't you going to watch it too?

Nah.

I already know the whole thing.
What's the point?

How about your clips?
You put them on repeat.

Aren't we watching it together?

Ask again, and I'll throw this thing out.

So heartwarming.

I can't quite explain it.

It's fun to make them.

And they're just as fun to watch.

What are you going on about?

Go to sleep.

Or else I'll take the bed instead.

Well, I just can't help myself.

Seriously, though.
Is it not fun for you at all?

Huh, it's torture.

Not even once?

I used to.

When I was young,

we used to watch TV shows
together at home.

I remember it used to be fun back then.

But one day, Mom wasn't home.

My dad turned on the TV for me,

and I watched it happily.

But after a while,

I noticed that he had left us.

After Dad left,

every time I watched TV with my mom,

she would always cry.

After that day, I stopped watching.

We've been together for so long,

and you've never said anything about this.

And…

where's your dad now?

How would I know?

I can't even remember his face.

My mom got rid of all his photos.

Who knows?

Maybe he's a millionaire now

and is looking for you.

Like Grains of Longing?

What's my version?

Grains of Bonging.

Grains of Gonging.

Grains of Donging. Fits mine.

Yeah, right.

It's just for fun.

Count me out. I hate it.

But even if you hate it,

you still did a great job.

I haven’t even broken a sweat.

If I were all in,
you'd be soaked from all your tears.

Give me a break.

Bring it on. I can't wait to be soaked.

Hey, don't challenge me!

Want it so much, yeah?

Come here.

Don't be so serious.

Yeah.

I know.

And did you get it?

Meaning, get the idea
for the scene, right?

No!

Really get it, like this.

Get what? Bullshit.

Why?

You added this scene.

I thought it was based on a true story.

Right, Sis?

Pervert.

Okay, ready? Let's roll!

#GRAINSOFLONGING

SO CUTE! #GRAINSOFLONGING

THEIR CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS!

Hey, look at this.

"The male lead's acting…"
"He's a natural."

"His acting's so wooden."

What does that mean?

SHE'S THE NUMBER ONE FEMALE LEAD
IN MY HEART

I FEEL SORRY FOR KHAOPLUEAK.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HER?

THE FEMALE LEAD IS SO CUTE.
I'VE TOTALLY FALLEN FOR HER

I'M BLUSHING!
I'M FEELING IT WITH KHAOPLUEAK.

THE MALE LEAD IS SO HANDSOME!

HER ACTING WENT WAY BEYOND EXPECTATIONS.
UGH, AND SHE'S SO EXPRESSIVE.

I ENDED UP CRYING ALONG WITH HER.
IT WAS SO TOUCHING!

Hashtag "Petchtaerollsaroundtheearth".

Literally.

Tons of likes.

MISS PETCHTAE ROLLS AROUND THE EARTH

B-FLOOR, YOU CAN'T COMPETE
WITH THE ROOFTOP LIKE ME

I'M SERIOUSLY ASKING…

TRENDING IN THAILAND
#GRAINSOFLONGING

Stop pretending. I saw that.

You couldn't even hide your smile.

Come on, I couldn't care less.

You're proud, aren't you?

People are
finally interested in your work.

Aren't you used to getting
just around a hundred views?

Dude.

Read my lips.

I couldn't care less.

Foul-mouthed, as usual.

What are you doing here?

Is he fucking insane?

Who could even make it in time?

What's wrong?

It's Vitid.

He told me to get
all the forest scenes done by today.

And rain is coming.

We're doomed.

Then we have to hurry.

What? Are you coming?
If not, just stay here.

Yes, I am.

Let me help you. I'm free today.

Thank you.

Let's hurry, guys!

We need to catch the sun!
The deadline is today!

Only one day. Do you hear me?

It's impossible, trust me.

Slow and steady in the morning,
scrambling in the evening.

It's always the evenings.

In the morning,
organizing all the little details.

In the evening,
we end up rushing like hell.

Yet, we're still behind schedule
and get no overtime pay.

I've been through it all!

Hey, stop!

Stop!

I said stop!

Who the fuck are they?

Guys, could you please
grill sometime later?

Woah.

I… I'm sorry, guys.

Hey, the chicken!

Hey! My chicken!

Oh!

It's about to rain.

What am I supposed to do, huh?

Let it rain! Keep rolling!

Mister Shine.

Whoa, what's that noise?

Hey, cheers!

Rain.

Smoke.

Now, this noise.

What the hell is all this?

Guys!

Hey.

Tell those fucks to shut up!

What was that?

"Folks." He was saying "folks".

You folks.

Sincere apologies.

Oops.

Are you all right?

Leave me here.

We did it!

Come on! The sunset will be gone soon.

The sunset is really pretty for the scene.

-Sound!
-Speed!

Camera!

Speed, sir!

Do you trust me?

I do.

No matter what happens,

remember,

that I love you.

I love you too.

Dolly.

Kiss.

Good take!

I'm a fan. So cute.

Look at the camera. Cheese!

Hey, Shoot.

Yes?

Only a few days left
before the production ends.

If you want to do another one,
you can tell me.

Oh, not a chance.

One is more than enough.

Come on. What's up with you?

Just take the opportunity.

You're well aware our industry
is already on the brink of death.

Let it be.

So we could quit
and do something of actual substance.

Back then, I was also like you.

How so?

Who would be like you?

You're a bloodthirsty capitalist.

I'm giving you extra.

You make sure
the final episode is incredible.

Oh, you pretentious bastard!

Money doesn't mean anything to me.

Hey, let me teach you something.

That kind of speech

should be kept for the rich to say.

You look at them.

See that? See?

They're all here to work and earn money.

I scold you, push you,
so that the show won't flop,

so they can get the money
to support their families.

Right?

You too.

Without the money,

who could you take care of?

Huh?

Shoot, let's dance.

Nope.

-Come on.
-No.

-Let's dance.
-No.

I can't dance.

What up with you guys?

I said I can't dance.

Wanna eat something?

Are you hungry?

He gave me a bonus.

I'll take you to a restaurant.

Really?

So can I ask for an expensive one?

Yeah.

Riverside.

Riverside.

So fancy!

Here's your food.

What kind of person
is scared of a fish head?

-Hey.
-Hmm?

I have something to give you.

What is it?

Why are you giving it right here?

Anywhere would be the same.

Just take it.

-Or not?
-Yes!

The locket that I borrowed
from you to pawn.

As soon as I got the cash,
I bought it back.

I even got you a new box,

with lights and all.

Isn't it fancy?

Not the fish head!

Why did you do that?

I want the tail.

Fish head…

Nam!

You've made a mess. Get down!

Stop messing around.

TV REPAIR

Mister Shine!

T.ELECTRONICS
TV REPAIR, BUY, AND SELL (USED)

What if real life could be like a play

It'd be wonderful
If the ending went our way

Just having you by my side each day

Would make the ordinary
Seem meaningful in every way

Could you and I

Be the main characters in our tale?

As long as I have you by my side
No matter what we face

The path we walk doesn't need
To be so perfect or grand

For it's already the best journey

Holding your hand

Everyone dreams of a storybook ending

A perfect conclusion
Beautifully trending

But the reality is life has
Its highs and lows

Yet having you with me
Is all I need to know

Could you and I

Be the main characters in our tale?

As long as I have you by my side
No matter what we face

The path we walk doesn't need
To be so perfect or grand

For it's already the best journey

You are the most important part
Of my story

And that alone

Is more than enough

For me

Nam. Nam!

What are you dreaming about?

It already ended a while ago.

T.ELECTRONICS
TV REPAIR, BUY, AND SELL (USED)

We haven't come here
for a long time, have we?

Have we?

Shoot.

Put this on for me.

Quick.

All right.

Damn.

So worn out and dated.

Are you really going to wear it?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm wearing it, so it doesn't get stolen.

Who would steal it?

Whoa.

Nice timing.

Of course.

I prepared it just for you.

How's that?

Surprised?

My sincere gratitude.

Let's not do it again.

Just eating out together
more often is enough.

Got it.

Next time, it'll really be a fancy meal.

And…

with a new necklace too.

Sounds good?

Shit!

Bro, I almost had a heart attack.

Back to our filming schedule, then?

I know all about it.

You abandoned me to work on a TV drama.

And you worked for that damn Vitid,
of all people.

I'm so disappointed in you.

You berated him,

and yet look at what you did.

Came out even worse
of a brain rot than his!

Well, I didn't have a choice.

Shoot.

What have you become?

Huh?

Everyone has a choice.

So ask yourself.

What kind of person are you really?

Do you want to make the world better,

or do you want
to make these baseless dramas,

brainwashing people?

Do you really believe

that there is justice in this world?

Watch this.

Does this look like real justice to you?

I hereby write this will
in order to declare

that when I have ceased to live,

I shall cede all property,

including
the Grandeur Majestic Millionaire's Manor…

to Miss Khaoplueak,

my one and only daughter.

What a dumb way to die!

I shall cede all property

to Lady Petchmaya

and Lady Petchtae.

The only way…

that the poor can live a better life…

is through death.

You are exactly right.

Let's try again next life.

What the fuck are you guys doing?

Why did you say that?

Huh? What's up with that?

We're already in a rush!

I gave you so much liberty greenlighting
the budget for the grand finale.

Can't you just give me
a normal, good ending?

This is it.

This is my good ending.

Dumb! It's fucking dumb!

I'm not having this! Reshoot it!

I couldn't care less!

What the hell is it again?

I wasted my time
doing this shit for months.

I've had enough!

I don't want to brainwash my audience.

What brainwashing?

You keep thinking like that.

That's why you never grow up
and stay broke!

And what does that have to do with you?

How stupid of me
to have thought that this gig

would finally get you away
from that rubbish life you'd been living!

My rubbish life
has nothing to do with you!

Stop minding my business!

I never wanted to.

But you're a fucking moron!

-You can't take care of yourself.
-Stay out of it!

-You don't know how much I care!
-Don't mess with my life!

You're not my father!

BEST SHORT FILM "LIGHT OF THE SOCIETY"
MR. SOMCHAI CHANASOMBAT

People are still naming
their kids "Somchai"?

You like to drink cocoa powder
mixed with condensed milk.

What the fuck are you saying?

You have a phobia of fish heads.

You hate it when a fish dish
points the head at you.

When you were eight years old,

your father left you.

I even remember
which show you were watching.

Shut the fuck up.

You're brainwashed
by those shows of yours.

If you still don't believe…

-You have a heart-shaped birthmark--
-I said shut up!

My mother raised me alone.

I don't have a father.

Bullshit!
Only brain rot's left up there, is it?

Birthmark, really?

Shoot.

Shoot.

How are you doing?

-About him--
-Don't mention him right now, will you?

I don't want to hear it.

I don't want to do it anymore.

Haven't I had enough?

But we've almost finished, Shoot.

Finish the way that bastard wants?

Count me out.

Actually, I also hoped for a happy ending.

It's so entertaining for you, isn't it?

I just wanted to feel like
they could get a nicer end, for once.

So what?

It's just a TV show.

What does it do, really?

I know.

-At least do it for your audience--
-That's enough, Nam.

What's gotten into you, huh?

You care about the viewers?

Or about him?

Caring about this guy and that guy…

and what about me?

Do you even care about me?

SIR PUTTIPATTRA

THE FATE OF VENUS

I guess I'm sorry…

that I've never cared about you.

WANIDA SALON

How's business lately?

It's tough these days.

Most people go to supermarkets.

They don't come to wet markets anymore.

So your income has decreased,
is that right?

Come again?

I was asking, that's why
your income has decreased, right?

Of course.

And the rent is getting
more expensive each year.

The owner said that they raised it
because the cost of living has increased.

How can they say that?

And what about our cost of living?
Right, young man?

Hey! Stop!

Stop!

Miss?

How much does this cost?

Any discounts from this price here?

Oh, my! How lucky for me!

Of course!

Yes?

-Hello.
-May I take a photo?

Of course.

-Is everything going well for you?
-Yes!

-Greetings.
-Hello.

Are you out shopping?

I'm looking for some fruits.

Well…

Have you had some acting gigs lately?

I still do.

Not that I have anything else to do.

If one day…

nobody watches TV anymore,

would you still act?

Of course, I would.

No matter how small the audience might be,
I would still do my part

until I physically can't anymore.

WANIDA SALON

THE FATE OF VENUS

Shoot!

What are you doing?

Hey, it's time for another video.

Could you wait a bit?

Well…

I want to go back
and finish shooting the show.

Why? Wasn't the ending climactic enough?

Hey, just take my idea.

-Kidnap the female lead--
-Not like that, bro.

I want a happy ending.

What's gotten into you again?

So you actually believe that, huh?

Fine.

I'll show you myself

what real life really is.

Why are you calling so late at night?

Yeah, it's me.

Sir?

Tomorrow, there'll be
a new director on set.

Joke, Shoot's friend.

Yeah.

Why are you doing this?

Shit!

Sir?

Help me!

Ouch!

Guys, please hurry up.

We have a new director today.

Come here, let me instruct you.

Hey, you.

Hey!

Get out. Go.

Are you the female lead?
I didn't think so.

Listen to me.

You're a star.
Compose yourself. Understood?

You must represent the people.

Do you understand? Wanna get the sack?

Or do you want to be famous?

-Yes, sir.
-Listen to me, then!

-Yes, sir.
-Okay?

The first scene. The feelings, right?

Your inner soul.

The script is…

"I have come to take back what's mine!"

"I have come to take back what's mine!"

Terrible!

Where's the soul in it?

Don't you have one?

"I have come to take back what's mine!"

Hand gestures! Come on!

Want to get a slap on the wrist? Quick!

I… have come… to take back what's mine!

Very good!

Keep going! Come on!

-Go to hell.
-Bigger.

Go to hell!

More! Bigger!

Go to hell!

That's it! Fantastic!

Give me exactly that on set, deal?

Yeah! Go to hell!

Is that in character?

In character!

Hey!

Open the gate!

I can't, sir. They are shooting a TV show.

I know! It's my show! Open it!

Shoot?

Shoot!

Shoot!

JOKE IS HERE

I have come to take back what's mine!

What the hell is this?

Stop this right now.

-Joke!
-Huh?

Have you gone insane?

What are you doing?

You'll be watching the real-life ending.

Just wait and see.

Keep rolling!

Don't pay attention to him!
Just keep going!

Everybody is to blame!

Even my… myself.

No one deserves this wealth!

The bomb! Let us all be destroyed!

Bomb?

What bomb?

In real life,
there's no such thing as a happy ending.

Press the button! It's nothing!
Don't get cold feet!

-Press it!
-Get off me!

Press it.

-Don't press it!
-Press it!

-Don't!
-Press it!

Don't you go anywhere!

Sir? Sir!

Sir?

Shoot…

I'm sorry, Son.

Take care of yourself.

Sir?

Sir…

Hey.

Is anybody here?

Call an ambulance!

Joke, you bastard!

Hurry!

Hey! Call an ambulance!

Let's go! Quick!

Hey, miss! Don't go inside!

Open, damn it!

What the fuck is wrong with you!

-What the fuck?
-That hurts!

Get away! Get the fuck away!

Get away.

Why are you doing this?

Don't you see that someone is hurt?

This is not even that much!

He's not a saint.

My dad used to work for him.

He was unimpressed by my father,
then simply fired him!

That's all?

-You're insane.
-Don't! Don't come closer!

Don't…

Nam… Nam…

Nam?

Nam. Stay with me, Nam.

Nam?

Nam…

Nam!

Shoot?

Actually…

I really do care about you.

I'm so sorry, Nam.

I'm sorry.

Nam…

Just hang on, Nam.

Nam…

Help me…

Help me!

Hang on, Nam.

The show…

How will it end?

Khaoplueak gets her inheritance.

Then Petchtae comes for revenge.

I hereby write this will
in order to declare

that when I have ceased to live,

I shall cede all property…

-including the Grandeur--
-Khaoplueak!

If it wasn't for you,

everything will have been returned to me!

Mister Shine…

I will never let you get hurt.

I can't let you get hurt either.

Let this end with me.

Keep on living for me.

I can't.

If my life isn't with you,

I don’t know what I would live for.

So you love each other that much, right?

Go love in hell!

Khaoplueak!

Khaoplueak!

Petchtae, put down your weapon.

Don't interfere in my business!

Who are you?

I'm Detective Methawin.

I disguised myself
in order to investigate the death

of the manor's lord.

And you're not the real heiress.

Your real father is Mr. John.

He was just
a European butler working here.

And this is Lieutenant Siri,

my undercover spy.

My manor!

My treasure!

Mister John…

-Once again, I’ve become…
-Mom, you've gone insane!

It's over.

Give yourself up.

Mom, Mom!

Mom's gone crazy!

Finally,

Lady Petchtae and her mom got arrested,

and Khaoplueak and Mister Shine

lived happily ever after.

A happy ending…

just as you hoped for.

Does that sound good?

Nam?

Nam?

Nam…

Nam…

You promised me…

You promised me we would have
a fancy dinner together.

I haven't even bought you
a new locket yet, Nam.

Nam…

I'm sorry…

I'm sorry.

SHOOT GOT TO BE A DIRECTOR!

You finally got the chance
to be a director.

Congrats!

These magazines,
they are my treasured possessions.

Keep them with care.

Work hard, Shoot!

Thank you for taking me to work with you.

I just wanted to say…

I really do like your show.

I don't know if you were
drunk or something,

but you invited me out all of a sudden.

I'm in tears.

Can you even remember?

This is where we agreed to start dating.

Just eating out together
more often is enough.

I don't need much. I'm already so happy.

SORRY FOR NOT CARING FOR YOU ENOUGH

I guess this is the first time
I wanted a happy ending,

like in a drama.

Your locket…

The very thing you returned to me.

This thing…

and you saved my life.

It's you who saved both of us.

Damn it.

What a cliché.

How could she survive?

What?

Were you crying?

It's nothing.

I'm just…

so proud of myself.

I really am the greatest.

Haven't stopped crying?

-Get off.
-Ouch!

Are you okay?

It hurts.

-It really did hurt.
-Freaked me out.

It still hurts a bit.

It was almost like the drama,

but the real thing
actually got shot through.

Fortunately,
it didn't hit any vital points,

so she survived.

Ready?

Let's do it.

Are you sure?

Just cut it. I'm tired of it.

Sure thing.

I'll groom you really good.

Um…

So, are you actually his kid?

I don't think so.

Who knows?

If you were, we'd become rich,
wouldn't we?

Enough daydreaming.

Oh.

Unbelievable.

Sometimes, real life is
even more absurd than a drama.

And then the protagonist
finally gets the inheritance

from the estranged father.

And the villain pays
for the crimes they have committed.

And finally,

the main leads end up happily ever after.

Just as promised.

A fancy meal.

And…

If I gaze deeper into your eyes

At least please let it make you wonder

If any between the lines

Shrouds beneath your heart…

Staring back what's destined to see

If I knew where your love
Still hides away

Shall bring its heartful lair if I may

And with delicacy

Embraced in the warmth of love

May it intertwine our souls in joy

Oh, where is love?

Why can't I see?

Searching for which never gives

Oh, my foolish heart

Isn't it too naive

Letting love pass long gone by?

If I gaze deeper into your eyes

At least please let it make you wonder

If any between the lines

Shrouds beneath your heart

Gracing us in warmth

Forevermore

We are happily ever after.

THE END

Siri!

Turn on the music!

My money is so bling bling bling bling
So wink wink wink wink

It’s so shine make me so high
But I’m scared it’s all a lie, lie, lie

It's so bling bling bling bling
So wink wink wink wink

I’m rich with heart, not just the show

So let me flex, just so you know

Only money can knock everything down

Cash is the wings that lift us
off the ground

Riding a Porsche, yeah
that thrill, thrill, thrill

Strut the red carpet
theme party, what a feel

Even G-strings gotta be brand new

Real rich girls shine
with that bling bling

We’ve been rich, make it bling

When it comes to money talk
we make it ring

I’m pretty and I’m rich

I’m pretty and I’m rich

Money, money, money
Sis You know I talk about

Money, money, money!