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[ Static ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes
and calls me to His kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all
you sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Let her blow-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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My turn.
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Hell no.
Hey, man, let me drive
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that thing, come on!
Do not touch the trim!
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I'm so glad you could fit
this date in during my break.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, it's tough
being single,
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especially in this town.
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I'm single.
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Leroy, roll along.
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Tammi, I like this vibe
'tween you and me.
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But what's the deal
with you and Mr. Squid?
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Oh, Rusty?
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It's nothing romantic.
You know, we're friends.
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We have a child,
and we're raising him together.
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Weird.
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'Cause here's you and him,
canoodling by the claw machine.
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Grabbing more than stuffies,
from what I can tell.
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You have this on your phone?
Oh, so I'm the stalker?
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Is that what you're saying?
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Look, it's our first date.
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Please don't be
another psycho.
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This right here
ain't happening.
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You're under 30, right?
I won't date anyone over 30.
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Rusty: You're moving?
To Elberton?
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That's exactly
what I'm doing,
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'cause there is nothing for me
in this town.
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W-What about Macho Man?
What about his education?
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Elberton has
better schools.
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Look at Randy's homework.
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He's still making
hand turkeys...
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That looks fine to me.
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...in Math.
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What about me?
What about us?
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Why don't you just
move down there with us?
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I mean, well,
maybe I wi--
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Well, I mean, I could,
but Tammi, Granny needs me.
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You need your
grandma's permission
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to live your own life?
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Let me guess what the purple
old raisin's gonna say.
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Elberton is just people
with different colors of skin
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making fun of you in languages
you don't understand.
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Now, I know you got your
own life to live, Rusty,
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and you should have to
live it here and take care of me
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like I had to with my kinfolk
until I was too old to escape.
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There's only two ways
out of this house --
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in handcuffs
or in a c-coffin.
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Granny? You okay?
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Ah, she's just
playing possum.
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Though usually she say
some version of "ow"
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when I do that.
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Oh, no!
Call 911!
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911! 911!
911!
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911!
911!
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[ Sobbing ]
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I can't believe
she's gone.
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I only wish I could
go back in time
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and have her
move her shit out
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so I didn't have to
do that now!
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[ Sobs ]
Oh, is that the will?
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It does say "Will...
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you please destroy
my porno stash
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so my family
don't find out."
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Ooh, I-I don't think
she meant for me
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to read that out loud.
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Was this
her wedding ring?
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Yep.
Now that she's gone,
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I think it'd look pretty snazzy
on my finger, don't you think?
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You know, maybe that oughta
be buried with Granny.
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Yeah, Daddy, I-I think
it just looks a little...
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feminine.
It's a woman's ring-
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I can't believe
you'd suggest
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I wear a ladies' ring
to elevate my status.
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Granny should be buried
with this, her wolfman mask,
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and all her other
earthly treasures.
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Now, box all this shit up.
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I want it out of here
by noon today!
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[ Somber music plays ]
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Granny was not
no damn wolfman.
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Not a very convincing one.
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She's gone.
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Move to Elberton
with us, Rusty.
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You're moving to Elberton?
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My God, Elberton will eat
you alive, Tammi.
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And now that they've got
that granite museum up there,
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it's just nothing
but a tourist trap.
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Why you run off
and move to Elberton?
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Can you please
not broadcast that?
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Then I guess we'll
podcast it, Tammi.
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That's right -- me and Denny
are starting a podcast,
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just like in the "big city"
of Elberton.
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And we're calling it
"Tater Talk."
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Name to be decided.
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I've already printed
the koozies, Denny.
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They'll think we're talking
about potatoes.
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It's got alliteration.
It's folksy.
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What's not to like?
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I'm sure I'll be able
to download
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your podcast
from Elberton.
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I hate to mansplain to you,
Tammi,
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but that's not
how podcasts work.
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Would either of y'all
be interested
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in being interviewed
for a podcast?
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I was gonna ask, Denny.
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It should come from me,
the main host.
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[ Somber music playing ]
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♪♪
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[ Bell tolls ]
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Oh!
I'm coming, Lord!
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About damn time!
Aah!
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Why didn't you die when you
was young and pretty?
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Oh, no.
Ugh.
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Maybe put that mask
back on.
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Where's Jesus?!
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Oh, well.
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I settled for you once.
I can settle for you again.
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Now, fry me up some eggs.
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I'll die 1,000 times before
I fry any eggs for your ass!
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, easy now.
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Are we not doing this
closed casket?
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Seriously? Okay.
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Uh, what can I say about
Ruby Jean Cuyler
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that won't offend?
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Read this!
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I spent all night
on it.
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[ Sighs ]
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Now presenting a man
you can't scare,
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the walking nightmare.
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The women want his body
and the men want his hair.
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Introducing the one and only,
the never lonely,
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Early "The Diamond Child"
Cuyler.
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Now do
the Ric Flair whoo.
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-No, I don't think so.
-Whoo!
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How y'all doin' out there?!
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I hope all y'all
can respect my privacy
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by giving up for me
during this painful time!
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Come on, let's hear it!
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All the way
from the back!
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[ Whooshing ]
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Hey, the show's
down here, folks.
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Now, people have asked me,
"Diamond Child,
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why would you bury
you momma in a ring
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that looks so good --
so good --
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on your own finger?
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Sheriff: That's a woman's ring,
isn't it?
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And that's
what I told them.
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It's a women's ring,
and it belongs on a woman.
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Goodbye, Momma.
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You'll always be
the wolfman to me.
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Howls and cries ]
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[ Sobs ]
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W-Where you going?
What's the rush?
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We gotta pack.
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Are you coming with us
or not?
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I mean, I would, but Daddy
just lost his momma.
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And he needs me
right now.
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And just how much time
does he need?
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I'm an orphan!
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[ Wails and sobs ]
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I don't know.
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Just until he gets old
and passes on maybe?
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These ain't obstacles
to moving, Rusty.
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They're excuses.
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So go comfort your daddy
for the rest of your life,
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and I'll text you
our new address.
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Aw, don't be that way.
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Tammi! Randy!
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Early: [ Echoing ]
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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I know, Daddy.
I'm here.
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It's gonna be alright.
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I know it is.
Finally!
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I'm the one on top of
this Ponzi scheme.
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Ponzi scheme?
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Well, it's more
of a marketing pyramid.
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Granny waited for her dad
to die.
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I waited on her to die.
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And now you get to
wait on me,
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hand and foot.
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Where's your young'un?
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Early: You better get an intern
in this program.
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He's moving with Tammi
to Elberton.
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There's only two ways
out of this house.
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In handcuffs
or in a coffin.
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He gets it.
Grab your shovel, boy.
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I got me
a business proposition,
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and it is shovel-ready.
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Please tell me we ain't
digging up Granny's body.
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Not all of it.
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Just the part wearing that
costly unisexual ring,
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for men and for women.
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She ain't gonna need it
where she's going.
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But you told Sheriff --
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Don't you "You-said
I-said what-did-I-say" me.
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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My precocious.
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That ring
stays with Granny.
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I'm the head
of this cult now,
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and I call the shots!
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I did not stay
in Dougal County
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to be part of no family
pyramid-scheme guilt cult.
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Then there's only one way
to settle this.
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Spades up!
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Daddy, don't make me
hurt you.
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I don't want to do this.
The ring is mine!
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[ Clang! ]
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The ring is mine!
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Granny?
Is that really you?
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Yeah, as you can see,
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I didn't make it
to the Jesus meet-and-greet.
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Pearly gates,
eternal salvation --
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all of it's just
a damn bait-and-switch.
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That's why you need to get
yours while you're still alive.
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[ Early groans ]
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You mind
if I borrow your ring?
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You know, Rusty,
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I never did
like Tammi but...
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...there's no second part
to that sentence.
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Didn't like the woman.
Not a fan.
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Thank you, Granny.
I...
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I'll take that
as your blessing.
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Oh, you're taking
his truck?
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Oh, you got some real balls now,
don't ya?
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[ Engine starts ]
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I might be seeing you
sooner than I thought.
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I want you to marry me,
Tammi,
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and I want to move
with y'all to Elberton.
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Don't play with me,
Rusty,
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unless you're serious.
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Holy shit.
You are serious.
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Ooh, Early is gonna
raise some hell
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when he figures out
one of his trucks is missing.
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Yeah, I-I stole it.
We need to get.
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Early, have you tried
calling Rusty?
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Maybe he's just borrowed
the truck for a little bit.
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He stole
Granny's ring, too.
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Put out an APB on a man
wearing a woman's ring.
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Thinking he can
pull that off.
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The audacity!
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[ Vehicle approaching ]
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Oh, here we go.
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Pull it over!
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Off to the side!
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The jig is up!
[ Cocks gun ]
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Rusty, you know he ain't gonna
let us cross the county line.
252
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,461
Well, it ain't
his decision.
253
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:06,712
Fasten your seat belt.
254
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,298
Well, damn.
It's about time.
255
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,009
[ Engine revving ]
256
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,594
He ain't gonna do it.
257
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,221
[ Tires squeal ]
I think
he is gonna do it!
258
00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,098
He's definitely doing it.
Get out of the way, Early!
259
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,140
Agh!
260
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,475
[ Screams ]
Sorry, Daddy.
261
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,060
But I want Randy
to have all the things
262
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,603
I didn't have.
263
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,814
And I want you not to have
the things I didn't have.
264
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,650
That's a sacrifice
we all have to make!
265
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,652
[ Tires screech ]
Aaaah!
266
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,156
[ Grunts ]
Sorry, Daddy.
267
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,367
Maybe we'll, uh, see you
at Thanksgiving or something.
268
00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,160
Tammi:
Don't count on it!
269
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,246
Whoo-hoo!
Goodbye, Dougal County!
270
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,957
Well, should we
do something?
[ Siren wailing ]
271
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,875
We are doing something,
Denny.
272
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,044
[ Siren stops ]
We're letting Rusty
and his family have a life.
273
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,546
They're getting away!
274
00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,840
Call in a air strike
from the Jewish space lasers!
275
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,883
[ Clang! ]
D'ah!
276
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,554
Huh, usually he says some
version of "ow" when I do that.
277
00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,348
Let me knock the stuffing
out of him one time.
278
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,101
Okay, but don't hit him
too hard.
279
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,936
We don't want him
up here with us.
280
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,979
[ Clang! ]
281
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,064
You said "us."
282
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,358
Let's wail on him
together. Uh!
283
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,903
You know -- ugh! --
ghosts can't get pregnant.
284
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,072
But who says
we shouldn't try?
285
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,867
Oh, you!
[ Laughs ]
286
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:18,993
[ Clang! ]
287
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,163
Ruby Jean, rest in peace,
sweetie.
288
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,958
Narrator:
And so Rusty moved with Tammi
and Macho Man to Elberton,
289
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:30,629
thus hopefully breaking
the cycle of poverty and abuse.
290
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,798
Early would swear
to exact his revenge,
291
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,176
but like many things
in Early's life,
292
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,844
he never followed through,
293
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,722
deeming Elberton too close
to the edge of the flat earth
294
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,891
and not worth
scaling an ice wall
295
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,893
to tangle with dragons.
296
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,605
This show...
was called "Squidbillies."
297
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:55,237
♪♪
298
00:10:55,321 --> 00:11:02,745
♪♪
299
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:10,252
♪♪
300
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,963
♪ Made in Georgia ♪
301
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,507
Now go away.
302
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,674
[ Laughter ]
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