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STRIKE!
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BOY, YOU REALLY DO BURN 'EM!
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DID IT REALLY STING YOU?
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BOY, YOU BETTER KNOW
IT DID, CANNONBALL.
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I RECKON I BETTER
EASE UP A MITE.
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NAH, I'LL JUST HAVE TO LEARN
TO LIVE WITH IT
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TILL MY HAND TOUGHENS UP.
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TOO BAD WE AIN'T GOT
A BATTER, THOUGH
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SO YOU COULD GET THE FEELING
OF PITCHING TO SOMEBODY.
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GOOD MORNING, ANDY.
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WELL, ANNABELLE SILBY,
HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
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OPIE, TAKE OFF YOUR HAT
AND SAY HOW DO TO MISS SILBY.
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HOW DO, MISS SILBY?
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HELLO, OPIE.
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ANDY, ONCE AGAIN,
THE WOMEN OF MAYBERRY
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HAVE ELECTED ME CHAIRMAN
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OF THE UNDERPRIVILEGED
CHILDREN'S CHARITY DRIVE.
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AND YOU
WANT ME TO SERVE
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ON THE FUND SOLICITING
COMMITTEE, DO YOU?
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WELL, YES!
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THIS YEAR ESPECIALLY,
THE NEED IS SO GREAT, ANDY.
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NOW, WE HAVE
DIVIDED MAYBERRY...
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EXCUSE ME.
WOULD YOU MIND STEPPING...?
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...AND I THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT TAKE THE AREA
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THAT GOES FROM GROVER'S PLACE
OVER TO BANNER STREET
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THEN AROUND
CORNWELL'S GAS STATION
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UP TO TATE WARREN'S
STORE.
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STRIKE!
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BOY, YOU CAUGHT HER
FLAT-FOOTED, OPIE.
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WHAT?!
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NO USE ARGUING
ABOUT THAT ONE.
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IT WAS WAIST HIGH
OVER THE OUTSIDE CORNER.
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ANDY TAYLOR, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SORRY, ANNABELLE.
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GIVE OPIE
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THE FEELING OF PITCHING
TO A BATTER.
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YOU GOT A REAL NICE STANCE
THERE, TOO.
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REALLY?
YES, SIR.
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YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
A POWER HITTER.
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OH. [ LAUGHS ]
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SEE IF YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER CATCHER, OPIE.
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OKAY, PA.
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COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN,
ANNABELLE.
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ANNABELLE, I DECLARE
YOU SURE DO KEEP YOURSELF BUSY.
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THERE AIN'T BEEN
A SINGLE TIME OF NEED
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THAT YOU
AND YOUR LADIES CLUB
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AIN'T BEEN RIGHT THERE.
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WELL, THANK YOU, ANDY.
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IT'S THE TRUTH.
SIT DOWN HERE AND REST YOURSELF.
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WANT SOME COFFEE?
OH, PLEASE.
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I NEVER WILL FORGET
THAT FINE CANTEEN
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THAT YOU AND THE CLUB
GOT UP FOR THE BOYS
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WHEN THEY WAS COMING BACK
FROM THE WAR.
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GIVING UP YOUR TIME
TO DANCE WITH THEM.
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EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT.
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'COURSE I ALWAYS DID FIGURE
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THE BOYS
HAD BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.
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IT WAS A FINE CANTEEN.
FINE.
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BUT YOU ALWAYS WAS ONE
FOR DOING THINGS RIGHT.
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WELL, I'M A
PROUD WOMAN, ANDY.
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CAN'T HELP IT.
I WAS REARED THAT WAY.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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IT GETS HARDER,
THOUGH, KEEPING UP,
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ESPECIALLY THE
PAST TWO YEARS
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SINCE MY POOR TOM,
REST HIS SOUL...
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PASSED ON.
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I KNOW YOU MUST MISS HIM.
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YES, I DO, ANDY.
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'COURSE I GUESS
I DID PICK AT HIM
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MORE THAN WAS RIGHT.
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NOW, NOW, DON'T, DON'T GO
BLAMING YOURSELF TOO MUCH.
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AFTER ALL, IT AIN'T EASY
BEING MARRIED TO A...
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DRINKING MAN.
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ANDY TAYLOR, MY TOM
WAS NOT A DRINKING MAN.
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HE WASN'T?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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WELL, IT'S TOO BAD
TOM DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
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'CAUSE HE SURE DID WASTE HISSELF
ON SOME AWFUL HANGOVERS.
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WELL...HE MAY HAVE HAD
A LITTLE TONIC NOW AND THEN.
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FOR HIS BLOOD,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I NEVER SAW A MAN TAKE TONIC
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WITH A BEER CHASER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ANNABELLE, I DECLARE,
YOU'RE A SIGHT IN THIS WORLD.
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YOU GOT TOO MUCH PRIDE TO
HAVE A HUSBAND WHO DRINKS,
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SO HE DIDN'T EVEN
THOUGH HE DID.
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WELL, NOW AND THEN,
ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS
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HE MIGHT HAVE...
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OH, ANDY...
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I WAS SO FOOLISH
ABOUT MY POOR TOM.
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I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SORRY I AM
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THAT I EVER LET HIM GO
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ON THAT BUSINESS TRIP
TO CHARLOTTESVILLE WITHOUT ME.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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BEING RUN OVER BY A TAXICAB
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AIN'T THE MOST FITTING WAY
FOR A MAN TO GO.
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BUT I'LL SAY ONE THING --
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YOU SURE GIVE HIM
SOME FINE FUNERAL.
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IT WAS BEAUTIFUL,
WASN'T IT?
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THE FINEST
THIS TOWN'S EVER SEEN.
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IT WAS THE LEAST
I COULD DO.
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YES, SIR.
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FOLKS STILL SAY --
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THEY SAY, "THAT
ANNABELLE SILBY,
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SHE SURE PUTS OUT
SOME FINE FUNERAL."
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BUT YOU ALWAYS WAS ONE
FOR DOING THINGS PROPER.
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THAT'S THE WAY I
LIKE TO DO THINGS.
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WELL, THEN I CAN
COUNT ON YOU
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TO, UH, SERVE ON
THE FUND COMMITTEE?
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OH, WHY, CERTAINLY.
CERTAINLY.
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GOOD. WE NEED EVERYONE'S
COOPERATION.
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EVEN THE SCHOOLCHILDREN
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ARE TRYING TO OUTDO
EACH OTHER RAISING FUNDS.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YES, DONATING
THEIR SPENDING MONEY, SAVINGS.
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YEAH, I RECKON OPIE'S
RIGHT UP THERE
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WITH THE TOP DONATORS.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, NO.
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NO?
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SOME OF THE CHILDREN
HAVE BEEN MOST GENEROUS
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GIVING AS MUCH AS A DOLLAR
AND TWO.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT OPIE?
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THREE CENTS.
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THREE CENTS?
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YES.
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THE NEXT LOWEST WAS FIVE CENTS,
GIVEN BY ROY PRUITT.
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WELL, HE MUST BE KIND OF TIGHT,
LIKE OPIE.
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NOT EXACTLY.
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HE'S ONE OF
THE UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT BOY?
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HI, PA.
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WELL, I'LL BE
RUNNING ALONG NOW.
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BYE, ANDY.
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BYE, OPIE.
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BYE.
BYE.
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WELL, IF IT AIN'T
CHARLIE MONEYBAGS
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THE BIG PHILANTHROPIST.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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WHAT YOU TALKING
ABOUT, PA?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
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THE UNDERPRIVILEGED
CHILDREN'S DRIVE.
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OH. THEY COLLECTED FOR THAT
AT SCHOOL, PA.
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OH, I KNOW THEY DID.
OH, I KNOW THEY DID.
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AND WHEN THEY
CALLED YOUR NAME,
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YOU GAVE THE LARGE,
GENEROUS AMOUNT OF THREE CENTS.
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MY, THAT IS BIG
OF YOU, DIAMOND JIM.
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DID I GIVE THEM TOO MUCH,
PA?
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TOO MUCH?
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I COULD ASK THEM
TO GIVE BACK TWO CENTS.
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NOW, LOOKY HERE.
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WE BETTER TALK
ABOUT THIS THING.
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NOW, NOW, NOW,
LOOK HERE, OPIE
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YOU CAN'T GIVE A LITTLE
BITTY PIDDLING AMOUNT
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LIKE THREE CENTS
TO A WORTHY CAUSE
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LIKE THE UNDERPRIVILEGED
CHILDREN'S DRIVE.
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WHY, I WAS READING HERE
JUST THE OTHER DAY
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WHERE THERE'S SOMEWHERE
LIKE 400 NEEDY BOYS
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IN THIS COUNTY ALONE
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OR ONE AND A HALF
BOYS PER SQUARE MILE.
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THERE IS?
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THERE SURE IS.
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I NEVER SEEN ONE, PA.
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NEVER SEEN ONE WHAT?
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A HALF A BOY.
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WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY
A HALF A BOY.
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IT'S A RATIO.
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HORATIO WHO?
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NOT HORATIO-- A RATIO.
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IT'S MATHEMATICS.
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ARITHMETIC.
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LOOK, NOW, OPIE,
JUST FORGET THAT PART OF IT.
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FORGET THE PART
ABOUT THE HALF A BOY.
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IT'S PRETTY HARD TO FORGET
A THING LIKE THAT, PA.
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WELL, TRY!
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POOR HORATIO.
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NOW, LOOK, OPIE, HORATIO
IS NOT THE ONLY NEEDY BOY...
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SON, UH, DIDN'T YOU...
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DIDN'T YOU EVER GIVE
ANYBODY ANYTHING
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JUST FOR THE
PLEASURE OF IT?
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SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANT
ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR?
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SURE. JUST YESTERDAY, I GAVE
MY FRIEND JIMMY SOMETHING.
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NOW, THAT'S FINE.
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WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?
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A SOCK IN THE HEAD.
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I--I MEANT CHARITY.
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I DIDN'T CHARGE HIM
NOTHING.
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I MEANT SOMETHING
FOR THE JOY OF GIVING.
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I ENJOYED IT.
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I DON'T LIKE JIMMY
NO MORE.
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HE MAKES FUN OF CHARLOTTE.
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WHO'S CHARLOTTE?
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MY GIRLFRIEND.
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OH.
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WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE
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HOW ANYBODY
WHO HAS GOT AS MUCH AS YOU
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COULD CARE SO LITTLE
ABOUT OTHERS.
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I CARE ABOUT OTHERS,
HONEST.
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NOT WHEN YOU GIVE
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A PIDDLING AMOUNT
LIKE THREE CENTS.
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THAT'S BEING SELFISH.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN AT LEAST
A HALF A DOLLAR OR A DOLLAR.
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A DOLLAR?
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GOSH, PA, I ONLY HAVE $2.20
IN MY WHOLE PIGGY BANK
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AND I'M SAVING IT
TO BUY CHARLOTTE SOMETHING.
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WELL, NOW, THAT'S DANDY.
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THAT IS JUST DANDY.
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WHOLE DOLLARS YOU'LL SQUANDER
ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND, CHARLOTTE,
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BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE
UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN'S FUND
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YOU'VE GOT ONLY THREE CENTS.
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I WASN'T GOING
TO SQUANDER IT, PA.
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I WASN'T GOING TO
SQUANDER IT.
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S SQUANDER?
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THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY
FOOLISHLY.
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OH, BUT, PA,
I WOULDN'T BE THROWING IT AWAY.
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ALL I CAN SAY IS
IF YOUR HEAD CAN BE TURNED
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BY A PRETTY FACE AT YOUR AGE
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HEAVEN HELP YOU
WHEN YOU'RE GROWN UP.
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OH, HI, AUNT BEE.
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HI, ANDY.
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I THOUGHT I'D FIND OPIE HERE.
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MAYBE YOU'LL HELP ME
CARRY HOME SOME PACKAGES
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FROM THE STORE, HMM?
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SURE, AUNT BEE.
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ME AND OPIE WAS JUST
HAVING A LITTLE TALK
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ON THE MEANING
OF CHARITY.
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CHARITY?
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YEAH, I WAS
EXPLAINING TO OPIE
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THAT THERE'S TWO KINDS
OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
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THERE'S GIVERS
AND THERE'S TAKERS.
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AND OPIE,
HE'S SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.
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00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,308
HE'S A SQUEEZER.
232
00:09:04,341 --> 00:09:05,810
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
233
00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:07,578
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS YOUNG'UN GAVE
234
00:09:07,612 --> 00:09:09,246
TO THE UNDERPRIVILEGED
CHILDREN'S FUND?
235
00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:11,348
THREE CENTS.
236
00:09:11,381 --> 00:09:13,718
THREE MISERABLE,
MEASLY PENNIES.
237
00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:17,054
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO MAKE THAT FOUR CENTS?
238
00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:19,223
IT'S TAX DEDUCTIBLE,
YOU KNOW.
239
00:09:19,256 --> 00:09:20,691
IS THAT TRUE, OPIE?
240
00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:21,992
WITH ALL THE MONEY
241
00:09:22,026 --> 00:09:24,261
YOU HAVE SAVED UP
IN YOUR PIGGY BANK?
242
00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:26,030
BUT I'M SAVING
THAT MONEY.
243
00:09:26,063 --> 00:09:28,833
HE'S SAVING IT TO BUY HIS
GIRLFRIEND CHARLOTTE SOMETHING.
244
00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:30,835
WELL, IT'S DOWNRIGHT
EMBARRASSING FOR ME.
245
00:09:30,868 --> 00:09:32,002
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
246
00:09:32,036 --> 00:09:33,971
HERE I AM,
THE SHERIFF OF THE TOWN,
247
00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:36,106
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE,
RESPECTABLE MEMBER
248
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,242
OF THE CHILDREN'S
FUNDRAISING COMMITTEE
249
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,844
AND I'M RAISING A PLAYBOY.
250
00:09:39,877 --> 00:09:41,111
PA, I'M NOT A PLAYBOY.
251
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,047
YOU GET ALONG
WITH YOUR AUNT BEE.
252
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,050
I'D TALK FURTHER BUT I GOT
PAPERWORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE.
253
00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,251
BYE, ANDY.
BYE.
254
00:09:47,284 --> 00:09:48,185
BYE, PA.
255
00:09:50,988 --> 00:09:55,259
AND WE'LL FINISH THIS
TALK LATER ON, TOO.
256
00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,194
HELLO THERE, ANDY.
257
00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:59,029
HOW DO?
258
00:09:59,063 --> 00:10:00,364
IT--IT'S ME, TOM.
259
00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:02,232
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
260
00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:06,070
WELL, TOM SILBY!
261
00:10:06,103 --> 00:10:08,072
OF COURSE I REMEMBER!
262
00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:10,074
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED!
263
00:10:10,107 --> 00:10:14,111
I AIN'T SEEN YOU AROUND
THESE PARTS SINCE...
264
00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:16,013
SINCE YOUR FUNERAL.
265
00:10:16,046 --> 00:10:17,815
FUNERAL?
266
00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:19,183
WHAT FUNERAL?
267
00:10:19,216 --> 00:10:22,720
WELL, UH, TOM, MAYBE
WE BETTER COME INSIDE
268
00:10:22,753 --> 00:10:25,389
WHERE WE CAN TALK.
269
00:10:28,726 --> 00:10:31,061
ANDY, WHAT'S AILING YOU?
270
00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:33,998
WELL, IT JUST CAN'T BE,
THAT'S ALL.
271
00:10:34,031 --> 00:10:35,265
WHAT CAN'T BE?
272
00:10:35,299 --> 00:10:37,001
WELL, YOU CAN'T BE, TOM.
273
00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,168
YOU'RE GONE.
274
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,938
I WAS GONE, BUT I COME BACK.
275
00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:43,440
BUT YOU CAN'T
COME BACK.
276
00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:45,309
NOT AFTER YOU'RE GONE.
277
00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:47,144
IT JUST AIN'T DECENT.
278
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:49,313
WHAT THE DEVIL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
279
00:10:49,346 --> 00:10:51,749
WHY CAN'T I COME BACK
AFTER I'VE GONE?
280
00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:53,017
YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
281
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,786
WELL, MAYBE I AM.
282
00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:58,689
WELL, THEN--THEN,
YOU--YOU DO THE TALKING.
283
00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:01,425
WELL, YOU OUGHT TO HAVE FIGURED
WHAT HAPPENED.
284
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,160
YOU KNOW HOW ANNABELLE IS.
285
00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,362
FINALLY I COULDN'T STAND IT
NO MORE
286
00:11:05,395 --> 00:11:06,964
AND HAD A BIG FIGHT
287
00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:09,700
TOLD HER I WAS LEAVING
AND NEVER COMING BACK.
288
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:13,003
BUT AFTER
A COUPLE OF YEARS,
289
00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:16,974
WELL, I... I GOT KIND
OF LONESOME FOR HER.
290
00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:18,709
I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD TELL ME
291
00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:19,777
HOW SHE'S GETTING ON.
292
00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:22,913
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
293
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,718
I'LL BE DOGGED!
294
00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:29,186
I'LL JUST BE FLAT DOGGED.
295
00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:31,856
DON'T THAT BEAT
ANYTHING YOU EVER HEARD OF?
296
00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:34,792
ANDY, WILL YOU TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?
297
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,226
WHAT'S THE JOKE?
298
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,494
IT'S THAT ANNABELLE.
299
00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:39,063
IT'S JUST LIKE HER
300
00:11:39,096 --> 00:11:41,098
NOT TO BE ABLE TO ADMIT
TO ANYBODY IN TOWN
301
00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,200
THAT SHE COULDN'T HOLD
ON TO A HUSBAND.
302
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,803
ONLY SHE COULD BE SO PROUD
TO DO WHAT SHE DONE.
303
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,204
WHAT'S SHE DONE?
304
00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:49,406
SHE TOLD EVERYBODY
THAT YOU WENT DOWN
305
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:52,209
TO CHARLOTTESVILLE
AND GOT RUN OVER.
306
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:55,112
RUN OVER?
BY A TAXICAB.
307
00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:58,082
AND SHE HAD THIS NICE
MAHOGANY BOX SENT BACK
308
00:11:58,115 --> 00:12:00,818
AND HAD YOU BURIED
LIKE YOU WAS IN IT.
309
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:02,820
WHAT?!
WELL, YES.
310
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:05,422
FAR AS THE TOWN'S CONCERNED,
YOU'RE AS DEAD AS A HAMMER.
311
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:06,891
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
312
00:12:06,924 --> 00:12:08,826
I KNOW SHE'S PROUD,
ALL RIGHT,
313
00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:11,128
BUT BURYING ME
WHEN I'M STILL ALIVE--
314
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,529
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.
315
00:12:12,562 --> 00:12:15,299
ALL I DID WAS GO DOWN
TO CHARLOTTESVILLE.
316
00:12:15,332 --> 00:12:16,867
WELL, TOM, WE ALL FIGURED
317
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,136
YOU WAS A LOT FURTHER
DOWN THAN THAT.
318
00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:20,237
COME ON.
319
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,806
WELL, WHERE TO?
320
00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:23,073
I'LL SHOW YOU.
321
00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:24,374
OH, WAIT.
322
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:39,089
"A FINE MAN AND A DEAR HUSBAND."
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, ANDY.
323
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:57,041
WAS IT A NICE FUNERAL
ANNABELLE GAVE ME?
324
00:12:57,074 --> 00:12:58,108
BEST.
325
00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:01,345
MUCH OF A TURNOUT?
326
00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:02,913
TURNOUT?
327
00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:04,581
SHOO. MORE FOLKS TURNED
OUT TO SEE YOU GO
328
00:13:04,614 --> 00:13:06,416
THAN THEY DID THAT TIME
329
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,153
THAT CARNIVAL FELLA COME THROUGH
HERE WITH THAT STUFFED WHALE.
330
00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:10,988
YOU'RE FOOLING.
NO, I'M NOT NEITHER.
331
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,923
EVERYBODY WAS HERE.
332
00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:15,092
RIGHT OVER THERE
STOOD MAYOR JENKINS
333
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,895
WEARING THEM STRIPED
BRITCHES, YOU KNOW.
334
00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:19,429
[ Chuckling ]
YEAH.
335
00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:22,399
AND ON BOTH SIDES OF HIM
STOOD ALL THE ALDERMEN.
336
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:23,567
ALL THE ALDERMEN?
337
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,002
EVERY ONE OF THEM.
338
00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,504
INCLUDING SAM PEABODY?
YES, SIR.
339
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:29,606
ANNABELLE KNOWS
I CAN'T STAND SAM PEABODY.
340
00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:31,942
WHY'D SHE GO AND INVITE HIM
TO MY FUNERAL?
341
00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:33,543
I DON'T KNOW THAT
SHE INVITED...
342
00:13:33,577 --> 00:13:35,880
HE HAD A LOT OF NERVE
CRASHING MY FUNERAL.
343
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:37,915
NOW, TOM, YOU'RE
JUST BEING SILLY.
344
00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:39,416
ANNABELLE BREAKS HER BACK
345
00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,986
TO GIVE YOU THE FINEST
SEND-OFF THIS TOWN HAS SEEN
346
00:13:42,019 --> 00:13:43,854
AND YOU GO POUTING
OVER DETAILS.
347
00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,156
SHE COULDN'T EXACTLY
CHECK THE GUEST LIST
348
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,424
WITH YOU, YOU KNOW.
349
00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:51,528
THAT'S TRUE.
350
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:53,463
AND EVERYBODY WAS THERE?
351
00:13:53,497 --> 00:13:55,165
EVERYBODY.
352
00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:57,234
RIGHT OVER THERE.
353
00:13:57,267 --> 00:14:00,070
RIGHT OVER THERE STOOD
YOUR LODGE BROTHERS.
354
00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:03,207
RIGHT THERE.
YES. ALL IN A GROUP, YOU KNOW.
355
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,109
AND THEN JUST BEFORE
THEY LOWERED YOU,
356
00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:06,576
WHY, THEY SUNG
THE LODGE SONG.
357
00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,946
OH, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SONG,
ANDY.
358
00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:13,050
* WE'RE BROTHERS
TOGETH-- *
359
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,519
OH, BUT I USED TO SING
SECOND TENOR WITH THEM.
360
00:14:15,552 --> 00:14:18,422
THEY AIN'T GOT NO DECENT
SECOND TENOR OUTSIDE OF ME.
361
00:14:18,455 --> 00:14:20,891
THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MUCH GOOD WITHOUT ME.
362
00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:22,893
NOW, THERE YOU GO
ARGUING AGAIN, TOM.
363
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,594
NOW, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
364
00:14:24,628 --> 00:14:27,564
YOU CAN'T SING SECOND TENOR AND
GET LOWERED AT THE SAME TIME.
365
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,633
IT JUST CAN'T BE DONE.
366
00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:30,968
YEAH.
367
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:32,269
I'M SORRY.
368
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,071
I GUESS A FELLA
JUST LIKES TO KNOW
369
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:36,173
THAT EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT
AT HIS FUNERAL.
370
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,008
AFTER ALL,
IT'S HIS LAST PARTY.
371
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,309
WELL, IT WAS PERFECT.
372
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:41,111
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
373
00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:43,680
I EVEN GOT TO BELIEVING YOU
WAS A GREAT MAN MYSELF, TOM,
374
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:47,184
EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DID SEE
YOUR EQUAL AT ELBOW-BENDING.
375
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,553
I DON'T DRINK NO MORE,
ANDY.
YOU DON'T?
376
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,521
WITHOUT ANNABELLE
TO ANSWER TO,
377
00:14:51,555 --> 00:14:53,557
I FOUND I DIDN'T NEED
TO DRINK.
378
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,960
HOW COME YOU COME
BACK HERE THEN?
379
00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:57,294
WELL...
380
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,696
AW, YOU KIND OF MISS HER
A LITTLE BIT, DON'T YOU?
381
00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,098
I RECKON I DO.
382
00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:04,368
IF ONLY SHE WASN'T SO...
SO PROUD.
383
00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:07,237
COME ON BACK TO THE
HOUSE WITH ME, TOM.
384
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:08,472
OH, ANDY.
385
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:10,040
HMM?
386
00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:12,977
TELL THE CARETAKER
MY PLOT NEEDS WATERING.
387
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:30,227
Opie: PA?
388
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,695
OH, HI, OPE.
389
00:15:31,728 --> 00:15:34,198
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY
FOR A SODA?
390
00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,033
[ Laughing ]
YEAH, I RECKON.
391
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,701
WELL, NO,
I RECKON YOU CAN'T,
392
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,404
ASKING ME FOR MONEY
WHEN YOU GOT A PIGGY BANK
393
00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:44,208
THAT'S BULGING LIKE ONE
OF JONAS CONWAY'S PRIZE PIGS.
394
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,043
BUT I'M SAVING
THAT MONEY.
395
00:15:46,076 --> 00:15:47,711
I AIN'T FORGOT ABOUT THAT,
AND I AIN'T FORGOT
396
00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:49,713
THAT ME AND YOU WAS IN
THE MIDDLE OF A TALK EITHER.
397
00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:51,181
I'LL SEE YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT.
398
00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:52,949
COME ON, TOM.
399
00:15:57,621 --> 00:16:00,424
COME ON IN, TOM.
400
00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:02,359
COME RIGHT OVER HERE
AND SIT DOWN.
401
00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,194
ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
402
00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:07,164
I'M GOING TO CALL ANNABELLE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
403
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,166
OH, NO. NOW, ANDY,
WAIT A MINUTE.
404
00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:12,436
WELL, TOM, I BELIEVE SHE'S READY
FOR YOU TO COME HOME.
405
00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:15,105
WELL, WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK SO?
406
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,241
WELL, I SAW ANNABELLE
NOT MORE THAN AN HOUR AGO
407
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,542
AND I DON'T THINK
408
00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:20,544
THAT SHE'S NEAR
AS SURE OF HERSELF
409
00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:22,446
AS SHE WAS
WHEN YOU WAS ALIVE.
410
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,781
OH, NO, ANDY, I...
I CAN'T.
411
00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:26,283
I CAN'T DO IT.
412
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,617
WELL, WHY NOT?
413
00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:30,120
WELL, UH...
SHE BURIED ME.
414
00:16:30,154 --> 00:16:32,122
SHE'S CONSIDERED A PROPER
GRIEVING WIDOW
415
00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:33,790
AND I AIN'T GOING
TO SPOIL IT FOR HER.
416
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,126
I AIN'T GOING TO HAVE
PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HER.
417
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,627
NO, I AIN'T,
AND THAT'S FINAL.
418
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,296
I'M GOING.
419
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:41,565
YOU'RE BEING A STUBBORN MULE
ABOUT THIS THING.
420
00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:44,334
ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND
TELL ME ABOUT MY OWN WOMAN?
421
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,603
THINGS IS DIFFERENT NOW.
I JUST GOT A FEELING.
422
00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,705
YOU'VE GOT A FEELING,
BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE.
423
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:51,541
THERE AIN'T BUT ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
424
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,578
NO, I...I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO DO THIS.
425
00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:57,181
UH, SARAH, UH,
GET ME ANNABELLE SILBY
426
00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:58,682
ON THE PHONE, WOULD YOU?
427
00:16:58,715 --> 00:17:00,150
ANDY, LOOK...
428
00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,718
NOW, YOU BETTER HUSH.
429
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:05,455
I'LL ARREST YOU FOR BEING
A DISORDERLY CORPSE.
430
00:17:05,489 --> 00:17:07,057
UH, ANNABELLE?
431
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,726
ANDY TAYLOR OVER HERE.
432
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:12,262
UH, ARE--ARE--ARE YOU
SITTING DOWN OR STANDING UP?
433
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:15,232
WELL, MAYBE
YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.
434
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:18,068
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
SUIT YOURSELF.
435
00:17:18,102 --> 00:17:20,737
UH, ANNABELLE,
LISTEN TO THIS.
436
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,073
TOM'S BACK.
437
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:26,510
TOM SILBY IS STANDING
RIGHT HERE BESIDE OF ME.
438
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:29,846
[ Chuckling ]
YEAH.
439
00:17:29,879 --> 00:17:32,349
HELLO?
440
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,050
HELLO?!
441
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,489
I BELIEVE
SHE JUST SAT DOWN.
442
00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:44,361
TOM, I RECKON
YOU BETTER GO ON HOME NOW.
443
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,663
W-WHAT'LL I SAY
TO HER, ANDY?
444
00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:50,200
WELL, WHAT WOULD ANY HUSBAND
SAY TO HIS WIDOW?
445
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:53,437
THANK HER FOR THE NICE FUNERAL
SHE GAVE YOU
446
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,306
FOR THE KIND WORDS
ON YOUR HEADSTONE.
447
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,343
WHY, YOU'VE GOT A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
448
00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:01,811
LOOK ALIVE, NOW.
449
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:07,751
THAT'S ALL THAT EVER WAS THE
MATTER WITH ANNABELLE SILBY --
450
00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:09,219
JUST TOO MUCH PRIDE,
451
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,121
FEARFUL OF WHAT FOLKS
MIGHT THINK.
452
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:14,324
GOOD THING THAT CARETAKER
DIDN'T SEE TOM
453
00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:16,593
WALK OUT
OF THAT CEMETERY.
454
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:18,328
I RECKON HE WOULD
HAVE GONE HOME
455
00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,830
AND BUSTED EVERY BOTTLE
OF WHISKEY HE OWNED.
456
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:23,533
OH, NO, OPIE.
YOU DON'T WANT THAT BANANA.
457
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,535
IT'S TOO NEAR
SUPPERTIME.
458
00:18:25,569 --> 00:18:26,670
OKAY, AUNT BEE.
459
00:18:26,703 --> 00:18:28,472
THAT REMINDS ME,
YOUNG MAN.
460
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:30,874
WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A LITTLE TALK.
461
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:32,776
LAST I REMEMBER,
I WAS ASKING YOU
462
00:18:32,809 --> 00:18:34,611
TO DIP DOWN
INTO YOUR PIGGY BANK
463
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:37,514
AND PITCH AT LEAST A DOLLAR
INTO THE CHILDREN'S FUND.
464
00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:38,782
BUT I CAN'T, PA.
465
00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:40,617
I GOT TO SPEND IT ON...
466
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,520
I KNOW. YOU GOT TO SPEND IT
ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHARLOTTE.
467
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:47,357
SON, I CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE YOU
UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
468
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:49,693
TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT
WITH FOLKS
469
00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:51,661
THAT AIN'T AS LUCKY
AS YOU ARE.
470
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,164
IT JUST AIN'T NICE
TO BE SELFISH.
471
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:57,567
YOU--YOU--YOU SEE THAT
APPLE RIGHT THERE?
472
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:58,835
YES, PA.
473
00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:00,837
NOW, THAT'S THE ONLY
ONE IN THE BOWL.
474
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,472
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
475
00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:04,374
NOW, SUPPOSE ME AND YOU
BOTH WANTED THAT APPLE
476
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:05,642
AND I GRABBED IT
477
00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:07,644
AND WOULDN'T GIVE YOU
HALF OF IT.
478
00:19:07,677 --> 00:19:09,246
NOW, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
479
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:11,315
I WOULDN'T MIND.
480
00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,183
YOU WOULDN'T?
481
00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,518
THERE'S A WORM IN IT.
482
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,520
OPIE, THAT'S BESIDE
THE POINT.
483
00:19:16,553 --> 00:19:19,356
I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU
AN EXAMPLE OF SHARING.
484
00:19:19,389 --> 00:19:21,858
NOW, I'D TAKE HALF
AND I'D GIVE YOU HALF.
485
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:23,360
NOW, THAT'S SHARING.
486
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:25,462
AND IT'S FAIR
TO EVERYBODY CONCERNED.
487
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:26,696
NO, IT AIN'T, PA.
488
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,265
IT AIN'T?
489
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:32,202
NO. YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
NOTHING FOR THE WORM.
490
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:34,571
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARRY
THE THING THAT FAR.
491
00:19:34,604 --> 00:19:36,573
YOU DON'T SHARE THINGS
WITH WORMS.
492
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:37,841
WHY NOT?
493
00:19:37,874 --> 00:19:40,510
WELL, BECAUSE THEY
AIN'T LIKE PEOPLE.
494
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:44,481
THEY DON'T WORK OR WEAR CLOTHES
OR GO TO SCHOOL OR ANYTHING.
495
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:49,453
ALL THEY DO IS LAY AROUND ALL
DAY INSIDE OF APPLES AND EAT.
496
00:19:49,486 --> 00:19:50,620
THAT'S ALL THEY DO?
497
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:51,821
THAT'S ALL.
498
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:55,191
BOY, AND I WAS FEELING SORRY
FOR 'EM.
499
00:19:56,593 --> 00:20:01,698
I GOT A FEELING WE'RE
KIND OF DRIFTING HERE.
500
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:05,902
SON, I JUST CAN'T SEEM
TO GET THROUGH TO YOU
501
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:07,704
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
502
00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:10,006
THAT YOU GIVE MORE THAN
THREE MEASLY PENNIES
503
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,575
TO AN IMPORTANT CHARITY.
504
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:12,842
BUT I CAN'T, PA.
505
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,711
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING,
506
00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:16,446
AND THAT AIN'T
GOOD ENOUGH.
507
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,815
NOW, ARE YOU GOING
TO DIP DOWN AND DO BETTER?
508
00:20:18,848 --> 00:20:20,350
PA, I CAN'T.
509
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,619
THEN JUST MARCH RIGHT
ON UP TO YOUR ROOM
510
00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:24,854
RIGHT UP THERE--
RIGHT UP TO YOUR ROOM.
511
00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:27,524
DON'T BOTHER COMING DOWN
FOR NO SUPPER NEITHER,
512
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,859
NOT AT LEAST UNTIL
YOU'RE READY TO GIVE
513
00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,695
MORE THAN THREE CENTS.
514
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:35,665
YOU CAN JUST SIT DOWN UP THERE
AND STUDY ABOUT THAT THING.
515
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,867
THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR THAT KIND OF STINGINESS.
516
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:40,003
IT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT SELFISH
IS WHAT IT IS.
517
00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:42,506
EVEN YOUNG'UNS OUGHT TO KNOW
BETTER THAN THAT.
518
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:43,973
ESPECIALLY THIS YOUNG'UN.
519
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:46,776
SON OF THE SHERIFF
AND HE GIVES THE LEAST AMOUNT.
520
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,846
THAT BOY IS GOING TO MAKE ME
THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF MAYBERRY...
521
00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,816
ANDY TAYLOR, WILL YOU JUST STOP
AND LISTEN TO YOURSELF?
522
00:20:52,849 --> 00:20:55,619
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING, BUT YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING.
523
00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:56,753
ANNABELLE.
524
00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:59,589
ANNABELLE?
ANNABELLE SILBY.
525
00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:02,492
SHE WAS ALWAYS AFRAID
OF WHAT FOLKS MIGHT THINK.
526
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:04,994
AND HERE YOU ARE
CARRYING ON THE SAME WAY.
527
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:08,598
ANNABELLE SILBY DIDN'T HAVE
ANY FAITH IN HER TOM.
528
00:21:08,632 --> 00:21:11,668
IT APPEARS YOU DON'T HAVE FAITH
IN YOUR OWN LITTLE BOY?
529
00:21:11,701 --> 00:21:14,671
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT A GOOD
LITTLE FELLA HE IS.
530
00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:17,474
JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
GIVE ENOUGH TO A COLLECTION
531
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:18,942
YOU'RE READY TO FORGET
ALL THAT?
532
00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:21,811
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF WHAT FOLKS MIGHT THINK?
533
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,781
YOU DIDN'T LEARN MUCH
FROM THE SILBYS, DID YOU?
534
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,550
WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
THAT...
535
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,784
I WAS... I WAS TR...
536
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:30,019
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME
TRYING TO...?
537
00:21:34,558 --> 00:21:36,460
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
AUNT BEE?
538
00:21:36,493 --> 00:21:38,395
NO, NOT YET, I DON'T.
539
00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:40,497
YOU'RE AS RIGHT AS RAIN.
540
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:43,467
I JUST HADN'T THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
541
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,068
IT'S TRUE.
542
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:48,605
I KNOW MY OWN LITTLE BOY,
AND HE'S A FINE LITTLE FELLA.
543
00:21:48,638 --> 00:21:51,841
AND IF HE DECIDES
TO HOLD BACK ONCE IN A MOON,
544
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,710
WHY, AIN'T NO HARM DONE.
545
00:21:53,743 --> 00:21:54,978
GOOD.
546
00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:57,347
NOW, CALL HIM DOWN
FOR SUPPER.
547
00:21:57,381 --> 00:22:00,650
YEAH.
I GUESS I BETTER.
548
00:22:03,853 --> 00:22:05,889
UH...
549
00:22:05,922 --> 00:22:08,825
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO CALL LOUDER THAN THAT.
550
00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:11,661
YEAH.
551
00:22:11,695 --> 00:22:13,363
UH...
552
00:22:13,397 --> 00:22:17,901
UH...OPIE,
YOU CAN COME ON DOWN!
553
00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,970
WE'LL JUST FORGET ABOUT
WHAT WE WAS TALKING ABOUT
554
00:22:21,004 --> 00:22:22,706
AND WE'LL HAVE OUR SUPPER!
555
00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:23,973
YOU LIKE ME AGAIN, PA?
556
00:22:24,007 --> 00:22:26,042
SON, I NEVER STOPPED
LIKING YOU.
557
00:22:26,075 --> 00:22:27,511
YOU KNOW THAT.
558
00:22:27,544 --> 00:22:29,513
AND WE'RE GOING
TO FORGET ABOUT
559
00:22:29,546 --> 00:22:31,548
RAISING YOUR DONATION
AT SCHOOL
560
00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,117
AND ABOUT BREAKING
INTO YOUR PIGGY BANK...
561
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,753
I'D LIKE TO, PA,
BUT LIKE I SAID...
562
00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:38,688
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
563
00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:40,023
YOU'RE SAVING TO BUY
564
00:22:40,056 --> 00:22:42,426
YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND
CHARLOTTE A TOY--
565
00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:43,727
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
566
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,061
NO, PA.
567
00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:46,663
OR IF YOU WANT TO TAKE
HER TO THE MOVIES
568
00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:48,732
AND BUY HER TWO DOLLARS
WORTH OF POPCORN,
569
00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:49,999
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
570
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,935
I'M GOING TO BUY HER
A COAT.
571
00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:53,803
AFTER ALL,
IT'S YOUR SAVINGS.
572
00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:55,104
AND WHATEVER YOU...
573
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,476
YOU'RE GOING TO BUY HER
A WHAT?
574
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:00,777
A COAT.
575
00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,912
THE ONE SHE'S GOT'S
KIND OF WORE OUT.
576
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,180
IT IS, HUH?
577
00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:05,782
MM-HMM.
578
00:23:05,815 --> 00:23:07,784
WHEN I ASKED HER HOW COME
SHE DIDN'T GET A NEW ONE,
579
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:11,421
SHE SAID 'CAUSE HER MA
DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
580
00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,690
AND YOU WERE SAVING
TO BUY HER A COAT
581
00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:15,058
FOR NEXT WINTER?
582
00:23:15,091 --> 00:23:16,926
MM-HMM.
BY THEN I'LL HAVE ENOUGH.
583
00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,665
WELL, OPIE,
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
584
00:23:21,698 --> 00:23:24,668
THAT'S WHAT
THE MONEY WAS FOR.
585
00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:26,636
YOU NEVER ASKED ME.
586
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,907
NO, I GUESS I DIDN'T,
DID I?
587
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,776
WHAT ARE WE HAVING
FOR SUPPER?
588
00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:38,114
WELL, YOU AND AUNT BEE'S
HAVING FRIED CHICKEN.
589
00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:40,149
AND I'M HAVING CROW.
590
00:23:48,725 --> 00:23:50,827
TOM, HOW DOES IT FEEL
BEING BACK?
591
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,228
JUST FINE, ANDY.
592
00:23:52,261 --> 00:23:53,830
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
593
00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,865
YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING,
ANNABELLE AND ME,
594
00:23:55,899 --> 00:23:59,202
WE WENT AND TOOK A WALK OVER TO
THE CEMETERY WHERE I'M BURIED.
595
00:23:59,235 --> 00:24:01,004
YOU DID?
596
00:24:01,037 --> 00:24:03,106
YOU SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
597
00:24:03,139 --> 00:24:04,908
YOU REALLY ARE BURIED
OVER THERE.
598
00:24:04,941 --> 00:24:06,710
WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA,
ANDY.
599
00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:08,745
YOU SEE,
THE HENPECKED TOM SILBY,
600
00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:11,781
THE ONE WHO DRANK TOO MUCH --
HE IS BURIED OVER THERE.
601
00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:15,118
OH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
602
00:24:15,151 --> 00:24:17,020
'COURSE I NEVER DID
REALLY BELIEVE
603
00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:18,488
YOU WAS BURIED OVER THERE.
604
00:24:18,522 --> 00:24:20,590
YOU MEAN YOU KNEW
ALL ALONG?
605
00:24:20,624 --> 00:24:22,191
NO, NOT EXACTLY.
606
00:24:22,225 --> 00:24:24,894
JUST WITH ALL THE ALCOHOL
YOU HAD IN YOUR SYSTEM,
607
00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:26,496
IT SEEMED MIGHTY PECULIAR
608
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:28,698
THAT THE GRASS OVER YOU
WAS GROWING SO WELL.
609
00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:39,943
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