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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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[ PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC ]
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THERE HE IS
AGAIN, SHERIFF.
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ARREST HIM.
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WELL, NOW...
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HE'S DISTURBING
THE PEACE.
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF
MY PLACE OF BUSINESS.
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NOW, LET'S BE REALISTIC
ABOUT THAT THING.
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IN YOUR BUSINESS,
I DON'T RIGHTLY SEE
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WHO HE COULD BE DISTURBING.
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HE'S DISTURBING ME;
THAT'S WHO.
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MY BUSINESS REQUIRES
QUIET AND DIGNITY.
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DIGNITY!
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YOU KNOW THE LAW.
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TOWN ORDINANCE
PROHIBITS HIM
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FROM PLAYING
ON THE STREET.
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WELL, YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT...
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WELL, THEN...
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ORVILLE, HE'S RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHORUS.
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NOW GIVE HIM
A CHANCE TO FINISH.
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THANK YOU.
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HOWDY, JIM.
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YOU SURE ARE SOUNDING
BETTER THAN EVER.
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YEAH?
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YEAH, BOY.
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UH, LISTEN, Y'ALL.
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ORVILLE, HE'S GETTING
A LITTLE UPSET
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ABOUT US ALL STANDING
AROUND OUT HERE
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IN THE FRONT OF HIS
PLACE OF BUSINESS.
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MIGHT BE A GOOD
IDEA TO JUST MOVE
ALONG, ALL OF US.
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APPRECIATE IT.
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ANDY?
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HUH?
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I GOT MYSELF A NEW PICK
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FROM THAT STORE
IN WINSTON-SALEM.
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SURE MAKES A DIFFERENCE,
DON'T IT?
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YEAH, BOY.
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THAT NUMBER WAS
SOME KIND OF PRETTY.
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THANK YA.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU'RE ALSO
UNDER ARREST.
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AGAIN?
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YEAH.
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DISTURBING THE PEACE.
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PICKED A GOOD DAY TO
GET ARRESTED THOUGH.
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OH?
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YES, SIR.
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AUNT BEE'S FIXING CHICKEN
AND DUMPLINGS FOR DINNER.
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[ PLAYING BLUEGRASS ]
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* RIDIN' ON
THAT NEW RIVER TRAIN *
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* RIDIN' ON THAT NEW
RIVER TRAIN *
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* SAME OLD TRAIN
THAT BROUGHT ME HERE *
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* GONNA TAKE ME BACK AGAIN
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* DARLIN', YOU CAN'T
LOVE ONE *
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* DARLIN',
YOU CAN'T LOVE ONE *
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* CAN'T LOVE ONE
AND HAVE ANY FUN *
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* OH, DARLIN',
YOU CAN'T LOVE ONE *
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SING, BARNEY!
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* RIDIN' ON
THAT NEW RIVER TRAIN *
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* RIDIN' ON THAT NEW
RIVER TRAIN *
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* SAME OLD TRAIN
THAT BROUGHT ME HERE *
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* GONNA TAKE ME HOME AGAIN
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ONE MORE!
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* RIDIN' ON
THAT NEW RIVER TRAIN *
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* RIDIN' ON THAT NEW
RIVER TRAIN *
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* SAME OLD TRAIN
THAT BROUGHT ME HERE *
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* GONNA TAKE ME BACK AGAIN *
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OH, THAT IS GOOD!
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Barney: THAT IS GOOD,
NOW, ANDY!
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HI, AUNT BEE!
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OH, JIM, IT'S
SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
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WASN'T THAT GOOD, AUNT BEE?
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SURE WAS --
YOU SURE BRIGHTEN UP
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THIS PLACE
WHEN YOU GET ARRESTED.
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HE SURE DOES.
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THANK YOU AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY TOLD ME
WE WERE
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GOING TO HAVE
CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.
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THAT IS WHAT IT IS.
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LET'S SEE,
LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE.
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MMM, DON'T THEY LOOK
GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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I'D RATHER BE ARRESTED
BY YOU FOLKS
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THAN ANYBODY I KNOW.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ANDY, YOU COMING HOME
FOR DINNER?
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YES'M, I'LL BE THERE
PRETTY SOON,
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SOON AS BARNEY EATS --
YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD AND EAT?
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YEAH, I'M
ABOUT TO FAINT.
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GOOD, I'LL HAVE
EVERYTHING READY.
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BYE, JIM, SEE YOU THE NEXT TIME
YOU'RE DRAGGED IN.
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BYE, AUNT BEE.
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I'LL SEE YOU,
AUNT BEE.
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JIM?
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HMM?
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WHY IN THE WORLD
DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT YOURSELF?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU GOT A FINE TALENT THERE.
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YOU THE BEST GUITAR PLAYER
I EVER HEARD.
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WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE
OF YOU, ANDY.
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BUT MAYBERRY AIN'T VERY BIG.
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WELL, NOW WHO SAYS YOU
GOTTA STAY IN MAYBERRY?
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YOU'VE HEARD
ALL THESE FELLAS
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THAT COME THROUGH HERE
PLAYING IN THE SHOWS.
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HOW ABOUT THAT
FELLA WE SEE
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EVERY NOW AND THEN
ON TELEVISION
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SHAKING AND SCREAMING?
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SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY'S
BEATING HIS DOG.
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YOU'RE BETTER
THAN ALL OF THEM.
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WELL, NOW,
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
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WELL, YES, YOU ARE, TOO.
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YOU WANT SOME CREAM?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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YOU ARE. I KNOW IT.
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IF YOU WENT TO
NEW YORK OR ONE
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OF THE OTHER BIG TOWNS,
SHOWED THEM WHAT YOU GOT
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WHY THEY'D SAY, "BOY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
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OH, YEAH, THEY'D SAY,
"WHERE YOU BEEN
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AND WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
AS FAST AS YOU CAN?"
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YOU RECKON?
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YEAH. YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE THEY'D SAY?
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"DON'T CALL US, BOY;
WE'LL CALL YOU."
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I AIN'T GOT NO PHONE.
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NO, ANDY,
THAT WOULDN'T WORK AT ALL.
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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO MAKE
YOURSELF SOME REAL MONEY?
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YOU KNOW, FOLDING KIND?
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OH, THAT'D BE NICE.
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YES, SIREE.
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MAYBE EVEN GET
TO BE A CELEBRITY?
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FOLKS RUNNING
AFTER YOU FOR
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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YEAH?
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YEAH! IT'D BE WORTH LEARNING
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HOW TO WRITE JUST FOR THAT.
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I TELL YOU, ANDY.
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IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T
FEEL THAT I'M READY.
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WELL, WHEN DO YOU THINK
YOU GONNA BE READY?
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WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND GOT
A LONG GRAY BEARD?
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I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
A THING LIKE THAT
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CAN INTERFERE WITH YOUR PICKIN'.
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YOU'RE READY NOW, BOY, AND YOU
BETTER DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT.
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YOU WON'T PAY A BIT OF ATTENTION
TO ANYBODY, WILL YA?
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YOU BEAT ANYTHING
I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
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I TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
I BOTHERED TO ARREST YOU.
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YOU PUT THAT
DOWN, TALBOTT!
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ALL RIGHT, HOG 'EM
ALL YOURSELF!
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I'VE TOLD YOU
A HUNDRED TIMES
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THESE IS
STATE CRIMINALS.
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NOW, THE POST OFFICE
IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO
PUT UP FEDERALS.
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YOU KNOW THEY AIN'T BEEN
SENDING ME NONE LATELY.
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AND HOW'S IT LOOK
FOR A POSTMASTER
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TO HAVE A HALF-EMPTY
BULLETIN BOARD?
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TALBOTT, YOUR
MAIN BUSINESS IS
SELLING STAMPS.
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NOW WITH YOU, WANTED CRIMINALS
IS JUST A SIDELINE.
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HERE I AM SET UP WITH
ALL KIND OF POSTER SPACE
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AND I AIN'T GOT
HALF AS MANY AS YOU.
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NOW, TALBOTT,
DON'T GO RUNNING DOWN
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THAT BULLETIN BOARD OF YOURS.
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WHY, YOU MAY NOT HAVE
MANY POSTERS
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BUT ONE THING
NOBODY CAN TAKE AWAY--
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YOU GOT QUALITY.
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HUH?
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WELL, LOOK THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU
SEE THERE?
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PETTY THIEVES,
WIFE BEATERS.
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WHY, WHAT WE GOT THERE
CAN'T BEGIN TO COMPARE
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WITH WHAT YOU GOT--
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TRAIN ROBBERS,
COUNTERFEITERS,
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SMUGGLERS.
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NOT TO EVEN MENTION
FOREIGN SPIES.
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AND THEM ARE
MASTER CRIMINALS.
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YES, SIREE!
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WHY, OUR WHOLE STOCK OF WANTEDS
DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE
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TO ONE
OF YOUR PRETTY BOY FLOYDS.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SAY, TALBOTT,
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NOW, UH, I WANT TO
BE FAIR ABOUT THIS.
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'LL DO.
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I'LL TRADE YOU
TWO WIFE BEATERS
FOR ONE SMUGGLER.
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MAKE IT THREE.
THREE?!
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AND THROW IN ONE
OF THEM MOONSHINERS.
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THEN YOU THROW IN
A COUNTERFEITER!
NO DEAL.
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OH, GO ON BACK
TO YOUR STAMP CAGE.
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AND SHINE UP
YOUR LITTLE TIN BADGE.
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OH, YOU CLERK!
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HEY, NOW!
SIMMER DOWN THERE, BOYS.
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IT'S A FINE THING
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WHEN TWO GOVERNMENT
AGENCIES CAN'T COOPERATE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU BOTH CAN'T LOOK
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AT YOUR BULLETIN
BOARDS WITH PRIDE
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AND COUNT YOUR
BLESSINGS.
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[ HORN BLARING
"MY DOG HAS FLEAS" ]
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WELL, LOOKIE YONDER.
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REAL LIVE MUSICIANS.
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I BETTER GET BACK
TO THE POST OFFICE.
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I MIGHT PICK UP SOME
MONEY-ORDER BUSINESS.
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"BOBBY FLEET AND HIS
BAND WITH A BEAT."
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DID YOU EVER
HEAR OF THEM?
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NO. NO, THE ONLY BAND
THAT EVER COME THROUGH HERE
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WAS THAT ONE-MAN BAND
FROM ALTOONA.
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YOU REMEMBER?
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
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WASN'T THAT THE FELLOW
THAT GOT ALL MIXED UP
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AND ALMOST
POPPED HIS EYES OUT
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BLOWING THROUGH THE
WRONG END OF A CLARINET?
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SAY, LET'S GO SEE
IF THESE FELLOWS
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ARE GONNA DO
THEIR BEATING IN MAYBERRY.
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YEAH, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
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THEY'LL PROBABLY NEED
POLICE COOPERATION
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HANDLING CROWDS,
PARKING, AND
SUCH AS THAT.
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THANKS, BABY DOLL.
HA HA HA! HERE YOU ARE.
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NEVER MIND, HONEY.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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ALL RIGHT, FELLAS,
WHO ORDERED A CLEAN GLASS?
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HONEY,
COULD YOU RUSTLE UP
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A LITTLE SOMETHING
LIKE EVEN A MENU?
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WE WANT TO BE OUT OF HERE
AT LEAST BY JUDGMENT DAY.
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[ MEN LAUGHING ]
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HERE, TAKE
YOUR WATER.
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HOWDY. YOU FELLAS
GONNA BE PLAYING
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SOMEWHERE AROUND TOWN?
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TOWN? DID YOU HEAR
THAT, FELLAS?
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THIS IS A TOWN.
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[ MEN LAUGHING ]
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YEAH, IT'S THE
TOWN OF MAYBERRY
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AND I'M SHERIFF TAYLOR.
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WELL, GLAD TO KNOW YOU,
SHERIFF.
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HEY, WHAT'S
ON THE FLIP SIDE?
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"IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN
TO WYATT EARP."
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[ MEN LAUGHING HARDER ]
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[ ANDY CHUCKLING ]
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YEAH, THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
235
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HOW LONG WAS IT YOU SAID
YOU'S GONNA BE STAYING?
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IF WE DON'T GET
SOME SERVICE SOON...
237
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WELL, HERE SHE COMES--
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THE CANNONBALL EXPRESS.
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AH, YOU GORGEOUS HUNK
OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE,
240
00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:19,275
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
OUR NEW CHAMPAGNE LADY?
241
00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:21,677
ARE YOU FELLAS REALLY
LOOKING FOR TALENT?
242
00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:22,812
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE...
243
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DON'T TELL ME.
244
00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,616
YOU GOT SOMEBODY
RIGHT HERE IN MAYBERRY.
245
00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:27,783
YEAH, WE HAVE.
246
00:10:27,817 --> 00:10:29,285
JIM LINDSAY'S HIS NAME.
247
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SORRY, HIRAM.
GOT TO GO.
248
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UH, HEY, HONEY,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
249
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WE'LL MAKE IT EASY
ON YOU.
250
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,459
WE'LL ALL HAVE
TODAY'S SPECIAL.
251
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OKAY, FELLAS,
IF ONE GOES, WE ALL GO.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
253
00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:44,200
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FELLAS?
254
00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:47,303
IF THEY EVER HAD
A BEAUTY CONTEST IN THIS TOWN,
255
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NOBODY WOULD WIN.
256
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[ LAUGHTER ]
257
00:10:51,641 --> 00:10:54,344
YOU WAS AWFUL
NICE TO THAT
SMART-ALECKY FELLER.
258
00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:56,179
HE'S ONE OF THEM
JOKE CRACKERS.
259
00:10:56,212 --> 00:10:58,781
WELL, IT'S A GOOD
THING HE DIDN'T
START IN ON ME.
260
00:10:58,814 --> 00:11:01,884
I MIGHT HAVE JUST
HAD TO GIVE HIM A
BUNT IN THE CHOPPERS.
261
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,520
OH, NOW, BARNEY,
YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.
262
00:11:04,554 --> 00:11:06,456
I'M A MEAN MAN
WHEN I GET RILED.
263
00:11:06,489 --> 00:11:09,525
TAKES SOME DOING
BUT YOU CAN BRING
OUT THE BEAR IN ME.
264
00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:11,161
MUCH AS I DISLIKE
THAT FELLA,
265
00:11:11,194 --> 00:11:13,429
I STILL WISH I COULD
GET HIM TO HEAR JIM.
266
00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:15,898
JIM WOULD MAKE IT
IF HE HAD A CHANCE, YOU KNOW.
267
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,767
MY TEMPER'LL DO
ME IN ONE DAY.
268
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,236
TOO BAD THEY AIN'T
STAYING OVERNIGHT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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00:11:21,904 --> 00:11:23,273
HUH?
271
00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:26,542
HOW COME YOU RECKON
272
00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:29,312
WE ALLOW THIS
CURIOUS-LOOKING OUTFIT HERE
273
00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:30,913
TO PARK ON OUR MAIN STREET?
274
00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:32,348
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
275
00:11:32,382 --> 00:11:34,250
BECAUSE WE GOT
A SIGN THERE
276
00:11:34,284 --> 00:11:36,286
THAT SAYS "PARKING
ONE HOUR"?
277
00:11:36,319 --> 00:11:38,454
WELL, YEAH,
BUT THE WAY I SEE IT
278
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THAT MEANS PARKING
ONE HOUR FOR ONE CAR.
279
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YEAH?
280
00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:44,527
WELL, NOW, IT'S PLAIN
TO SEE THIS OUTFIT HERE
281
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,796
TAKES UP AS MUCH SPACE
AS TWO CARS.
282
00:11:46,829 --> 00:11:48,264
YEAH. YEAH, IT DOES.
283
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:49,632
NOW, THE WAY I SEE IT
284
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:53,336
THIS HERE THING IS ONLY
ENTITLED TO A HALF A HOUR.
285
00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:55,471
30 MINUTES FOR EACH END.
286
00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:58,641
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
A FINE HEAD FOR A LAWMAN?
287
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,376
WELL...
288
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,745
NOW, HOW LONG YOU FIGURE
THEY'VE BEEN HERE?
289
00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:04,947
WELL, IT WAS ABOUT
1:30 WHEN THEY COME.
290
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,451
WELL, IN JUST A LITTLE BIT,
THEY'LL BE VIOLATING THE LAW.
291
00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:11,221
YEAH. YOU GONNA TURN
ME LOOSE ON THEM THEN?
292
00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:12,688
IT'LL BE YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
293
00:12:12,722 --> 00:12:15,725
NO, WE'LL JUST GO IN
QUIET-LIKE AND HAVE SOME COFFEE.
294
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,693
ALL RIGHT, BUT
KEEP AN EYE ON ME.
295
00:12:17,727 --> 00:12:19,395
I'M DANGEROUS WHEN
I GET WORKED UP.
296
00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:21,831
COME ON, TIGER.
297
00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:28,504
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
298
00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:30,906
THAT'LL BE $20
OR 24 HOURS IN JAIL.
299
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,942
20 FISH FOR A
CRUMMY PARKING RAP?!
300
00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:35,345
WE TRY TO KEEP
IT LOW FOR THE
FIRST OFFENSE.
301
00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:38,614
YEAH, AND HOW
MUCH OF THE 20
DO YOU STICK
302
00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:39,982
IN YOUR OWN KICK?
303
00:12:40,015 --> 00:12:42,818
OHH, I WISH
YOU HADN'T OF SAID THAT.
304
00:12:42,852 --> 00:12:45,988
I MEAN, I DON'T MIND
A INSULT PERSONALLY
305
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:49,992
BUT, WHY, YOU'VE OFFENDED
THE DIGNITY OF MY ROBES.
306
00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,294
NOW, LET'S SEE.
307
00:12:51,327 --> 00:12:52,462
WHAT IS
308
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:55,598
OUR PRICE
FOR ROBE DIGNITY OFFENDING?
309
00:12:55,631 --> 00:12:56,899
WHY, THAT'S $50.
310
00:12:56,932 --> 00:12:58,301
$50?!
311
00:12:58,334 --> 00:12:59,569
YEAH, PLUS THE 20.
312
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:00,870
THAT'S 70
ALL TOGETHER.
313
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AW, COME ON, NOW!
314
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,342
LOOK, SHERIFF,
THERE'S NO REASON
315
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,778
TO GET HOT UNDER
THE COLLAR OVER THIS.
316
00:13:08,811 --> 00:13:11,481
YOU'VE GOT YOUR JOB TO DO,
AND I'VE GOT MINE.
317
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:12,882
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
318
00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:15,651
WE'RE GOING TO BE PLAYING
IN THE CAPITOL
319
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:16,919
OVER THE WEEKEND.
320
00:13:16,952 --> 00:13:20,022
NOW, HOW WOULD YOU
AND YOUR FINE DEPUTY HERE
321
00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:22,024
LIKE TO COME AND SEE US, HUH?
322
00:13:22,057 --> 00:13:24,527
I'LL SEE THAT
YOU HAVE A BIG TIME.
323
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,563
OH, YOU'LL BE
MY GUESTS, OF COURSE.
324
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,332
OH...
325
00:13:29,365 --> 00:13:33,636
NOW, YOU HAVE
REALLY DONE IT.
326
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:35,871
WHAT? WHAT,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
327
00:13:35,905 --> 00:13:39,542
WELL, YOU JUST TRIED
TO BRIBE ME IS ALL.
328
00:13:39,575 --> 00:13:41,877
THAT'S THE WORST THING
ANYBODY CAN DO.
329
00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:44,647
I HATE TO TELL YOU
WHAT THE FINE IS ON THAT.
330
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,649
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FINE IS.
331
00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:47,983
I'M NOT GOING TO PAY IT.
332
00:13:48,017 --> 00:13:50,420
OH, YOU MEAN
YOU'LL TAKE THE 24 HOURS?
333
00:13:50,453 --> 00:13:51,654
THAT'S JUST
WHAT I MEAN.
334
00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:53,656
NO HICK SHERIFF
IS GOING TO BLEED ME.
335
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,291
WE'LL ALL STAY OVERNIGHT.
336
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:56,926
THAT'S THE WAY IT'LL BE THEN.
337
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,461
DEPUTY, LOCK UP THE PRISONERS.
338
00:13:58,494 --> 00:14:00,563
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
MOVE IT ALONG!
339
00:14:00,596 --> 00:14:02,498
COME ON, ON THE
DOUBLE THERE!
340
00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:04,066
COME ON, LET'S
LOOK SHARP!
341
00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:05,368
LOOK, SHARP!
342
00:14:05,401 --> 00:14:06,869
COME ON, GET IN THERE.
343
00:14:06,902 --> 00:14:08,338
AND SUCK IN THAT GUT!
344
00:14:08,371 --> 00:14:09,872
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BUS.
345
00:14:09,905 --> 00:14:11,974
IT'LL BE FINE
RIGHT OUT ON THE STREET.
346
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,480
PRISONERS ALL LOCKED UP,
SHERIFF.
347
00:14:17,513 --> 00:14:19,515
WANT ME TO WORK 'EM OVER?
348
00:14:19,549 --> 00:14:20,850
YOU GO GET JIM LINDSAY
349
00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:22,618
AND BRING HIS GUITAR
ALONG WITH HIM.
350
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:23,786
YEAH.
351
00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:29,759
KIND OF NICE BEING PART
OF THE SHOW BUSINESS.
352
00:14:34,397 --> 00:14:35,631
PA!
353
00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:38,834
I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL, PA.
354
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:39,835
HI.
355
00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:41,103
YOU SEEN MY PA?
356
00:14:41,136 --> 00:14:44,440
HE'S THE SHERIFF.
357
00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:46,742
YOU MEAN HE'S HUMAN
ENOUGH TO HAVE KIDS?
358
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:47,810
HUH?
359
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:48,944
NEVER MIND.
360
00:14:48,978 --> 00:14:50,413
HE STEPPED OUT
FOR A MINUTE.
361
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,548
OH.
362
00:14:52,582 --> 00:14:54,817
PA MUSTA ROUNDED UP A GANG.
363
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,086
YOU LOOK LIKE FROM THE CITY.
364
00:14:57,119 --> 00:14:58,854
ARE YOU A CRIMINAL?
365
00:14:58,888 --> 00:15:00,656
ACCORDING TO YOUR PA, I AM.
366
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,791
PA'S NEVER WRONG.
367
00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:03,859
WHAT CRIME DID YOU DO, CRIMINAL?
368
00:15:03,893 --> 00:15:06,496
YOUR OLD MAN
FRAMED THE WHOLE THING--
369
00:15:06,529 --> 00:15:07,897
THE HICK TROUBLEMAKER.
370
00:15:09,899 --> 00:15:10,900
OW!
371
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:13,603
OW, YOU...
372
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,605
WHAT IN THE WORLD'S GOIN' ON?
373
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,473
THAT KID'S A
LITTLE MONSTER.
374
00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,609
HE CALLED YOU
A HICK TROUBLEMAKER
375
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:20,743
SO I KICKED HIM.
376
00:15:20,776 --> 00:15:22,144
OPIE!
377
00:15:22,177 --> 00:15:23,613
H-HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
378
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:24,747
I DID, TOO!
379
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,682
NOW, OPIE, YOU HUSH THAT.
380
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:29,051
YOU GONNA HAVE HIM
NOT LIKIN' US.
381
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:32,154
WHAT DO WE WANT
A CRIMINAL
TO LIKE US FOR?
382
00:15:32,187 --> 00:15:33,623
WELL, NEVER MIND.
383
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,491
YOU HURRY UP AND
GO ON HOME NOW.
384
00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:36,559
HURRY UP.
385
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,794
SHERIFF,
SHERIFF...
386
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:40,396
JIM WOULDN'T COME.
387
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,732
HE SAYS HE AIN'T GOING
TO PLAY FOR A FELLER
388
00:15:42,765 --> 00:15:45,167
THAT'S SETTIN' BEHIND BARS
AND FORCED TO LISTEN.
389
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,770
WELL, DON'T THAT
BEAT ANYTHING
YOU EVER HEARD OF?
390
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:49,104
IF HE WON'T
TAKE ADVANTAGE
391
00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:50,906
OF THIS ONE CHANCE
IN A MILLION
392
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,175
I RECKON WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO DO IT FOR HIM.
393
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,177
DEPUTY FIFE,
I HEREBY AUTHORIZE YOU
394
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,747
TO ARREST JIM LINDSAY
AND HIS GUITAR WITH HIM.
395
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,014
YES, SIR.
OKAY.
396
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:00,583
WHAT'LL I ARREST HIM FOR?
397
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:01,784
DISTURBIN' THE PEACE.
398
00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:02,985
OH, YEAH.
OKAY.
399
00:16:03,018 --> 00:16:05,187
SUPPOSING HE AIN'T
DISTURBIN' THE PEACE?
400
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,922
HAUL HIM IN
FOR QUESTIONING.
401
00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:07,923
QUESTIONING.
YEAH.
402
00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:08,991
YEAH, QUESTIONING.
403
00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:16,632
WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONING?
404
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,468
WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOME.
405
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:19,502
NOW, GO ON.
406
00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:28,811
HERE HE IS, SHERIFF.
407
00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:30,746
HE PUT UP A FUSS,
BUT I BROUGHT HIM.
408
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,047
OH, FINE WORK,
DEPUTY.
409
00:16:32,081 --> 00:16:34,484
WELL, LOOK, ANDY,
MAKE HIM PUT THAT GUN AWAY.
410
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:35,985
HE'S LIABLE
TO HURT SOMEBODY.
411
00:16:36,018 --> 00:16:37,152
I DON'T SEE
HOW HE CAN.
412
00:16:37,186 --> 00:16:38,754
'TAIN'T GOT NO
BULLETS IN IT.
413
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:39,822
IT AIN'T?
414
00:16:39,855 --> 00:16:41,123
OH, WELL,
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
415
00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:42,658
NOW, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.
416
00:16:42,692 --> 00:16:44,894
YOU WAS STILL BROUGHT IN
BY A OFFICER OF THE LAW
417
00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:45,895
FOR QUESTIONING.
418
00:16:45,928 --> 00:16:47,029
QUESTIONING?
419
00:16:47,062 --> 00:16:48,063
YEAH.
420
00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:49,098
OH, THAT'S SILLY...
421
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:50,132
NOW, LOOKIE HERE, BOY.
422
00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:52,134
I-IF YOU MAKE
ONE MORE MOVE
423
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,170
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO ARREST YOU
FOR RESISTING.
424
00:16:55,204 --> 00:16:56,606
ANDY, I BELIEVE...
425
00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:57,640
YOU MOVED.
426
00:16:57,673 --> 00:16:59,509
LOCK HIM UP, DEPUTY.
427
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,543
COME ON, JIM.
428
00:17:00,576 --> 00:17:01,911
OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
429
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:04,647
HEY, JIM, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MR. FLEET.
430
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,681
OH, YEAH, I SAW
431
00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:07,750
HIS FANCY WAGON
OUTSIDE THERE.
432
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,852
LOOK, SHERIFF,
YOU HAULED ME IN
433
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:11,921
JUST TO BUG ME
WITH THIS KID--
434
00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:13,956
YOU'RE WASTING
YOUR TIME.
435
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,492
WELL, DON'T GET YOUR FUR
TO FLYIN', MISTER.
436
00:17:16,526 --> 00:17:17,660
I GOT NO INTENTIONS
437
00:17:17,693 --> 00:17:19,194
OF PLAYIN' TO YOU
OR ANYBODY ELSE.
438
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,631
I'M IN NO MOOD
FOR A HILLBILLY CONCERT.
439
00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:23,065
HILLBILLY CONCERT?
440
00:17:23,098 --> 00:17:24,967
NOW, NOW, NOW,
GENTLEMEN...
441
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,536
QUIET, QUIET, QUIET, QUIET!
442
00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:27,803
LET'S HOLD IT DOWN.
443
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,204
THIS IS A JAILHOUSE.
444
00:17:29,238 --> 00:17:31,173
LET'S SHOW SOME RESPECT.
445
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:34,744
GO AHEAD, SHERIFF.
446
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,211
THANK YOU, DEPUTY.
447
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,614
GENTLEMEN,
ARE YOU IMPLYIN'
448
00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:42,652
THAT A MAN IN MY OFFICE
WOULD STOOP TO TRICKERY?
449
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,821
THAT CUTS ME...
450
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,089
DEEP.
451
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,993
NOW, I ARRESTED YOU
ON A LEGAL PARKING CHARGE.
452
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,828
I ARRESTED PRISONER
LINDSAY HERE
453
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,263
ON A LEGAL
RESISTIN' CHARGE.
454
00:17:54,296 --> 00:17:55,598
YOU SAW IT YOURSELF--
455
00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:56,866
AIN'T THAT
RIGHT, DEPUTY?
456
00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:57,967
RIGHT AS RAIN.
457
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,769
MATTER OF FACT,
I'M SHOCKED ANYONE
458
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:01,871
WOULD EVEN THINK
THAT SHERIFF TAYLOR HERE
459
00:18:01,904 --> 00:18:04,106
WOULD STOOP SO LOW
AS TO USE HIS HIGH OFFICE
460
00:18:04,139 --> 00:18:06,776
FOR ANYTHING AS SNEAKY
AS GETTIN' YOU TWO IN HERE
461
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,243
SO'S ONE COULD
HEAR THE OTHER.
462
00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:10,646
I'M MORE THAN SHOCKED.
I'M OUTRAGED.
463
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,649
I APPRECIATE
THEM LOYAL WORDS, DEPUTY.
464
00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:16,085
WELL, I MEANT 'EM,
SHERIFF.
465
00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:19,321
WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU
GONNA PLAY, JIM?
466
00:18:19,354 --> 00:18:20,690
AHA! I KNEW IT.
467
00:18:20,723 --> 00:18:22,658
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY FOR ANYBODY.
468
00:18:22,692 --> 00:18:24,960
WELL, I RECKON YOU KNOW
YOUR OWN MIND, JIM,
469
00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:26,095
BUT IT SEEMS A SHAME
470
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,197
TO LET THIS FINE
GUITAR GO TO WASTE.
471
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:29,298
WHAT WAS THAT PIECE
472
00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:31,100
YOU WAS PLAYIN'
THIS MORNING?
473
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:32,868
OH, HE WAS IN RARE
FORM, MR. FLEET.
474
00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:34,069
YEAH, I'LL BET.
475
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,337
LOOK HERE, ANDY,
476
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,206
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TRICK ME INTO PLAYIN'.
477
00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:39,274
I SAID I WASN'T
GONNA PLAY AND I AIN'T.
478
00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:40,309
NOW CAN WE GO?
479
00:18:40,342 --> 00:18:41,577
COME ON, WE GOT
480
00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:42,945
AN OVERNIGHT JUMP
TO MAKE.
481
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,013
HUSH A MINUTE.
482
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:45,748
HE SAID HE WASN'T
GONNA PLAY...
483
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:46,916
HUSH A MINUTE.
484
00:18:46,949 --> 00:18:48,818
JIM, WOULD YOU TUNE
THIS THING FOR ME?
485
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:49,919
I AIN'T PLAYIN'.
486
00:18:49,952 --> 00:18:51,687
WELL, I DON'T
WANT YOU TO PLAY--
487
00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:53,055
JUST TUNE IT
SOCAN.
488
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,657
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TUNE IT
489
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:56,325
BUT FROM THEN ON,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
490
00:18:56,358 --> 00:18:57,359
OKAY.
491
00:18:57,392 --> 00:18:59,194
[ DISSONANT STRUMMING ]
492
00:18:59,228 --> 00:19:01,063
AW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
493
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,131
BEAUTIFUL.
494
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:03,999
HEY, SHERIFF,
YOU WERE RIGHT--
495
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,200
THIS KID IS DYNAMITE.
496
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,036
HEY, FELLAS,
YOU LISTENIN'?
497
00:19:07,069 --> 00:19:08,738
GO ON, KID,
KEEP PLAYIN'.
498
00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:10,172
AW, NAW,
IT CAN'T BE.
499
00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:13,643
IS THAT A GUITAR
OR A HARP FROM HEAVEN?
500
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:14,644
[ MEN LAUGHING ]
501
00:19:14,677 --> 00:19:16,111
GO AHEAD, KID,
KEEP LOOKIN'
502
00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:17,847
FOR WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKIN' FOR.
503
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,081
GO ON, KEEP LOOKIN', KID.
504
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,149
YOU GOT IT.
505
00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:21,884
IT'S THE KEY OF "S."
HE FOUND IT.
506
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,886
[ MEN LAUGHING ]
507
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:29,659
[ TUNED STRUMMING ]
508
00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:33,262
[ ROCKABILLY BEAT ]
509
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,408
[ TRUMPET JOINS IN ]
510
00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,773
THAT'S GREAT.
511
00:21:25,908 --> 00:21:27,176
WELL, NOW, MR. FLEET,
512
00:21:27,209 --> 00:21:29,178
THAT WASN'T
TOO BAD, WAS IT?
513
00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:32,014
LOOKED LIKE YOU KINDA
ENJOYED YOURSELF THERE.
514
00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:33,048
YEAH. YEAH!
515
00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:34,149
YOU LIKE HIM?
516
00:21:34,183 --> 00:21:36,251
WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, UH,
517
00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:37,386
I DIG HIM.
518
00:21:37,419 --> 00:21:38,788
THAT'S NICE.
519
00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:40,522
UH, TELL ME SOMETHING,
MR. FLEET,
520
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:43,793
IF-IF YOU WAS LOOKIN'
FOR A GUITAR PLAYER
521
00:21:43,826 --> 00:21:45,828
AND IF JIM HERE
WAS AVAILABLE, UH
522
00:21:45,861 --> 00:21:47,262
WOULD YOU HIRE HIM?
523
00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:50,099
Fleet:
YEAH. I COULD ALWAYS
USE A GOOD GUITARIST.
524
00:21:50,132 --> 00:21:51,500
THAT'S TOO BAD, JIM.
525
00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:54,937
IF YOU WAS READY,
LOOK LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE A JOB.
526
00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,439
UH, MR. FLEET,
UH, IF JIM WAS READY
527
00:21:57,472 --> 00:21:59,274
ANDYOU WAS
TO HIRE HIM
528
00:21:59,308 --> 00:22:01,410
ANDYOU WAS
READY TO TALK MONEY
529
00:22:01,443 --> 00:22:04,246
WELL, THE MONEY...
530
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,415
NOW, JIM... YOU'RE
INTERRUPTIN' ME
531
00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:07,850
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY IFFIN'.
532
00:22:07,883 --> 00:22:08,984
WHAT I WAS
GONNA SAY IS, UH,
533
00:22:09,018 --> 00:22:11,353
HOW MUCH YOU RECKON
YOU'D PAY HIM?
534
00:22:11,386 --> 00:22:12,487
TO START?
535
00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:15,257
OH, UH, 75,
MAYBE A HUNDRED A WEEK.
536
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:16,358
OH, THAT'S...
537
00:22:16,391 --> 00:22:17,793
NOW THERE YOU'VE
INSULTED THE BOY.
538
00:22:17,827 --> 00:22:18,894
HUH?
539
00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:20,095
WHY, HE CAN'T WORK
540
00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:21,931
FOR LITTLE BITTY MONEY
LIKE THAT.
541
00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:23,498
HE CAN MAKE MORE
THAN THAT HERE
542
00:22:23,532 --> 00:22:26,301
PLAYIN' AT CHURCH SOCIALS
AND OPENINGS OF FEED STORES.
543
00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,903
WHAT ARE YOU, CHARLIE--
544
00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:29,371
A SHERIFF OR AN AGENT?
545
00:22:29,404 --> 00:22:32,241
OH, I'M JUST
JIM'S FRIEND.
546
00:22:32,274 --> 00:22:34,810
I RECKON HE'LL HAVE
TO THINK ON IT
547
00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:36,245
AND DECIDE AFTER THAT.
548
00:22:36,278 --> 00:22:38,113
AND IN THE MEANTIME, THOUGH
549
00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,916
UH, YOU DON'T CALL HIM,
HE'LL CALL YOU.
550
00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:42,184
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
551
00:22:42,217 --> 00:22:45,387
WAIT JUST A DOGGONE MINUTE
HERE, EVERYBODY.
552
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,456
NOW, YOU TWO'VE BEEN
TALKIN' OVER ME
553
00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:49,925
LIKE A SPAVINE HORSE
ON AN AUCTION BLOCK.
554
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,461
I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
555
00:22:52,494 --> 00:22:53,863
LOOK, MR. FLEET,
556
00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,231
NOW, I DON'T RIGHTLY
CARE ABOUT THE MONEY
557
00:22:56,265 --> 00:22:57,499
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
558
00:22:57,532 --> 00:22:59,601
BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IS
559
00:22:59,634 --> 00:23:01,937
AM I GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOUR BAND?
560
00:23:01,971 --> 00:23:03,839
IF I AM, THEN
YOU JUST SAY SO
561
00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:06,475
AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THE MONEY AFTERWARDS.
562
00:23:06,508 --> 00:23:08,844
NOW, LET'S TAKE
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
563
00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:11,513
DO I GET THAT JOB WITH
YOUR BAND OR DON'T I?
564
00:23:11,546 --> 00:23:13,415
YEAH, KID. I SAID
I'D TAKE YOU ON.
565
00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,988
WELL, I'D BE OBLIGED TO YOU.
566
00:23:19,021 --> 00:23:21,356
GET YOUR STUFF AND BE
AT THE CAR IN 15 MINUTES.
567
00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:23,058
YES, SIR.
568
00:23:23,092 --> 00:23:25,094
LET'S GO, BOYS.
569
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:27,129
SO LONG, SHERIFF.
570
00:23:27,162 --> 00:23:29,364
SAY HELLO TO TONTO.
571
00:23:29,398 --> 00:23:30,365
ALL RIGHT.
572
00:23:30,399 --> 00:23:31,901
WE'LL SEE YOU, BOYS.
573
00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:33,602
IT WAS REAL NICE
HAVIN' YOU.
574
00:23:33,635 --> 00:23:36,105
COME BACK
WHEN YOU CAN.
575
00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:37,372
ANDY, I DON'T KNOW...
576
00:23:37,406 --> 00:23:39,374
I WOULDN'T WASTE
MUCH TIME TALKIN'.
577
00:23:39,408 --> 00:23:41,210
YOU AIN'T GOT
BUT 15 MINUTES.
578
00:23:41,243 --> 00:23:43,178
YOU BETTER GET
YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.
579
00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:44,479
HE SAID HE WAS LEAVIN'.
580
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:45,480
YES, SIR.
581
00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:46,949
I'M GOIN' WITH HIM.
582
00:23:46,982 --> 00:23:48,884
HEY, JIM, ONE THING
ABOUT THIS FELLA FLEET--
583
00:23:48,918 --> 00:23:50,452
YEAH?
584
00:23:50,485 --> 00:23:51,987
UH, HE DIGS YOU.
585
00:23:52,021 --> 00:23:54,223
SO YOU BE NICE
AND DIG HIM BACK, YOU HEAR?
586
00:24:05,634 --> 00:24:07,269
YEAH, I'M GLAD
THINGS WORKED OUT
587
00:24:07,302 --> 00:24:09,038
THE WAY THEY DID,
MR. FLEET.
588
00:24:09,071 --> 00:24:11,506
YEP, WHO EXPECTED TO FIND
A TALENTED KID LIKE HIM HERE?
589
00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:14,376
OH, WE GOT A LOT OF TALENTED
PEOPLE IN MAYBERRY.
590
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:17,179
YEAH, WE GOT A HARMONICA PLAYER
FOLKS THINK IS PRETTY GOOD.
591
00:24:17,212 --> 00:24:18,647
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
592
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,215
YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HEAR HIM?
593
00:24:20,249 --> 00:24:22,117
OH, NO, IT MIGHT BE
TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
594
00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:23,385
OH, NO TROUBLE
AT ALL.
595
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:28,090
[ PLAYING
"JINGLE BELLS" ]
596
00:24:42,737 --> 00:24:45,240
BARNEY, I DON'T THINK
HE DIGS YOU.
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