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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:23,189 ♪ You've got this strange effect On me ♪ 2 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,927 ♪ And I like it ♪ 3 00:00:28,432 --> 00:00:33,576 ♪ You've got this strange effect On me ♪ 4 00:00:34,645 --> 00:00:36,515 ♪ And I like it ♪ 5 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:44,206 ♪ You make my world seem right ♪ 6 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:50,018 ♪ You make my darkness bright Oh, yes ♪ 7 00:00:50,042 --> 00:00:54,550 ♪ You've got this strange effect On me ♪ 8 00:00:55,953 --> 00:00:57,723 ♪ And I like it ♪ 9 00:01:01,197 --> 00:01:03,268 ♪ And I like it ♪ 10 00:01:06,341 --> 00:01:08,244 ♪ And I like it ♪ 11 00:01:56,706 --> 00:01:59,120 I'm actually really looking forward to this. 12 00:01:59,144 --> 00:02:04,531 This place has won two global wellness awards, 13 00:02:04,555 --> 00:02:07,303 mental wellness and social impact. 14 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,739 Though, the latter might have been, 15 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:10,576 uh, an honorable mention. 16 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,047 The fact is, this woman is giving us 17 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,475 a massive price break. 18 00:02:16,411 --> 00:02:18,592 What a... what a socially progressive thing to do. 19 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:22,132 To put healing people ahead of the profit motive. 20 00:02:22,156 --> 00:02:25,705 I mean, to... I think some of these other folks here 21 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,478 are paying... paying thousands of dollars. 22 00:02:28,502 --> 00:02:30,306 ♪ We got the golden ticket ♪ 23 00:02:32,143 --> 00:02:35,892 I actually feel myself getting lighter as I get nearer. 24 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:38,156 It's going to be a good thing. Don't you think so, honey? 25 00:02:38,822 --> 00:02:41,828 - I do. - Yeah. How you doing, Zoe? Zoe. 26 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,343 Yeah. 27 00:02:44,367 --> 00:02:45,612 How you doing back there? 28 00:02:45,636 --> 00:02:48,718 - Oh, never better, Dad. - Just looking forward. 29 00:02:48,742 --> 00:02:50,579 It's going to be great, honey. 30 00:02:55,588 --> 00:02:58,170 Hey guys, it's Jess. Okay so, we're headed 31 00:02:58,194 --> 00:03:01,142 to a transformation retreat called Tranquillum. 32 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:03,614 I would tag them for you, but they're not on social. 33 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:05,775 It's like super mysterious. 34 00:03:06,744 --> 00:03:08,090 Anyway, we're gonna spend 35 00:03:08,114 --> 00:03:12,798 ten days doing meditation, yoga, healthy eating, 36 00:03:12,822 --> 00:03:15,495 and spending some quality time with my man... 37 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,042 Damn it, Ben, did you do that on purpose? 38 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,213 It's this road. It's beating the shit out of my car. 39 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:22,676 Now I have to record the whole thing again. 40 00:03:23,844 --> 00:03:26,693 - You don't have to. - Yes, I do. 41 00:03:26,717 --> 00:03:28,329 Look, if you ask me, I feel like we're taking 42 00:03:28,353 --> 00:03:29,731 this whole self-improvement thing 43 00:03:29,755 --> 00:03:31,235 - a little too far. - I didn't ask, but what's 44 00:03:31,259 --> 00:03:34,942 - that supposed to mean? - It means that... Whoa, God! 45 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:38,182 Look, if we keep getting better, eventually we'll be perfect, 46 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,720 right? Then what? 47 00:03:40,744 --> 00:03:42,357 Maybe you'll be a perfect little asshole. 48 00:03:42,381 --> 00:03:43,793 I'm not being an asshole. 49 00:03:43,817 --> 00:03:45,028 I just don't understand why I'm going to this place. 50 00:03:45,052 --> 00:03:46,865 We're going because we have issues, 51 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:47,889 Benjamin... 52 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:50,873 with us. 53 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,897 That should mean more to you than your fucking car. 54 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:56,117 We need something dramatic. 55 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:58,088 Yeah, this is definitely dramatic. 56 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,758 You, know if I fuck up my suspension. 57 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,237 ♪ Yes, it's a good day For singin' a song ♪ 58 00:04:06,261 --> 00:04:10,078 ♪ And it's a good day For movin' along ♪ 59 00:04:10,102 --> 00:04:14,420 ♪ Yes, it's a good day How could anything be wrong ♪ 60 00:04:14,444 --> 00:04:15,555 - Uh. - ♪ A good day ♪ 61 00:04:15,579 --> 00:04:17,550 ♪ From mornin' till night ♪ 62 00:04:18,952 --> 00:04:23,394 - Wellness here I come. - Francis 2.0. 63 00:04:23,996 --> 00:04:25,031 Get ready. 64 00:04:26,568 --> 00:04:28,380 Yeah, get ready. 65 00:04:28,404 --> 00:04:29,582 ♪ Gain And nothin' to lose ♪ 66 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:32,188 ♪ 'Cause it's a good day From mornin' till night ♪ 67 00:04:32,212 --> 00:04:36,063 - Little shit. - Not even a phone call, huh? 68 00:04:36,087 --> 00:04:38,124 Why not? Would it be too courteous? 69 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:41,497 Ah-ha. Oh. 70 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,048 Hello? 71 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:48,821 Hey. So have we achieved nirvana yet? 72 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:52,362 Still a ways off from infinite serenity. 73 00:04:52,386 --> 00:04:54,399 Well, you need to give this a real chance, honey. 74 00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:55,935 I am giving this a real cha... 75 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:58,306 I'm literally going there right now. 76 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,843 That's giving it a chance. 77 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,080 And do not even think about him. 78 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:03,116 He's an asshole. 79 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,953 - I wasn't. - If I could just get my friends 80 00:05:04,977 --> 00:05:06,957 to stop calling and bringing him up. 81 00:05:06,981 --> 00:05:09,027 Any ideas how I could do that? 82 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,665 (chuckles Have you heard from your agent? 83 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:13,770 I have not, but now you've brought up him 84 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,108 and work, so you got anything else 85 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:19,248 - you wanna throw at me? - Just that I love you. 86 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:22,254 The new book is fantastic. You are fantastic, 87 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,658 and you're gonna have a fabulous ten days 88 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:25,727 at Tranquillum. 89 00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:28,633 - Yes. I know. - I feel the same way. 90 00:05:28,657 --> 00:05:31,137 I'll come back a whole new me. 91 00:05:31,161 --> 00:05:34,010 I'm sure everyone will like that one better. 92 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,773 Well, I like this one. 93 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:39,755 Thanks. Oh, Erin, it's my agent, 94 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:41,224 - I'm gonna have to call you back. - Get that. 95 00:05:41,248 --> 00:05:42,768 - Call me back, I love you. - Love you! 96 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,866 - Hey there. - Francis? 97 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:48,505 So, how's the book biz going today? 98 00:05:48,529 --> 00:05:49,540 Whoa! You just... 99 00:05:49,564 --> 00:05:50,843 You just sound so upbeat! 100 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,346 I'm on my way to that health retreat 101 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,648 I told you about. 102 00:05:53,672 --> 00:05:56,253 I'm just trying to put myself in a positive state of mind. 103 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:58,257 Yeah, well, remember those people who died 104 00:05:58,281 --> 00:05:59,727 in that sweat lodge, they thought 105 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:01,063 they were being enlightened 106 00:06:01,087 --> 00:06:02,867 when in reality they were being cooked. 107 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:05,171 - This is nothing like that. - This place looks amazing. 108 00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:07,208 I'm just going there for some healing. 109 00:06:07,232 --> 00:06:09,971 You know, massage. Maybe some gentle fasting. 110 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:12,152 Great, well, 111 00:06:12,176 --> 00:06:14,823 I'm not the bearer of good news, Franny. 112 00:06:14,847 --> 00:06:17,128 What is that supposed to mean? 113 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:19,800 I think it is beautifully written, 114 00:06:19,824 --> 00:06:22,796 I really, really do. 115 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,114 - W... wait a minute. - Are... are you s... 116 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:31,423 Are you saying they don't... They don't want the book? 117 00:06:31,447 --> 00:06:33,159 There's no easy way to say this, Franny, 118 00:06:33,183 --> 00:06:35,430 so I'm just gonna tell you. 119 00:06:35,454 --> 00:06:37,525 They want to buy you out of your contract. 120 00:06:39,763 --> 00:06:41,810 I'm so sorry about this, Franny, 121 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,379 especially after everything that happened 122 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,150 with that horrendous drifter man. 123 00:06:45,174 --> 00:06:46,786 I mean, I just feel so awful for you. 124 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:49,792 I do not wanna talk about this with you. 125 00:06:55,427 --> 00:06:57,073 That's it. 126 00:06:57,097 --> 00:07:01,907 I'm done. This is how it ends. Dead to the fucking world! 127 00:07:03,176 --> 00:07:05,222 Fucking dead! 128 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:09,798 You're dead to the fucking world! 129 00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:12,236 Oh, my God. 130 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,305 Hello? 131 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,803 You okay? 132 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:20,019 You... do you need some help, Miss? 133 00:07:20,043 --> 00:07:22,356 - No. I'm... I'm... I'm good. - I'm good. 134 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,559 You don't seem good. 135 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:27,967 Well, I was just having a quiet moment of despair. 136 00:07:27,991 --> 00:07:30,940 Okay. Well, that's your idea of a quiet moment? 137 00:07:30,964 --> 00:07:32,243 'Cause you seemed... 138 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:33,478 You were screaming like a banshee. 139 00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:35,683 That's why I pulled over. 140 00:07:35,707 --> 00:07:37,219 - Well, I'm sorry. I apologize. - It's okay. 141 00:07:37,243 --> 00:07:40,793 I thought I was in the middle of nowhere, completely alone. 142 00:07:40,817 --> 00:07:42,888 - Clearly, that is not the case. - Are you sick? 143 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:46,403 - I beg your pardon? - You seem to be having 144 00:07:46,427 --> 00:07:49,978 some kind of a mental breakdown episode sort of thing. 145 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,115 I'm not judging, you know, I got, uh... 146 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,386 I got mental illness in my own family. 147 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:56,056 Is that right? I'm fine, thank you. 148 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,118 You know, it's not normal to be screaming... 149 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:00,365 "dead to the fuckin' world" 150 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:02,034 at the top of your lungs, you know? 151 00:08:02,058 --> 00:08:03,193 You know what it is? 152 00:08:03,995 --> 00:08:05,097 I was having a hot flash. 153 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:07,946 Oh. 154 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,183 - So I'm good. - Thank you so much. 155 00:08:10,207 --> 00:08:12,154 You take supplements? 156 00:08:12,178 --> 00:08:15,595 - I'm sorry. - W... 157 00:08:15,619 --> 00:08:17,933 - Proges... Progesterone? - Progesterone. 158 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,135 - I heard that helps. - Are we actually 159 00:08:19,159 --> 00:08:21,372 having this conversation right now? 160 00:08:21,396 --> 00:08:22,374 What's with the tone, lady? 161 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:24,312 - I don't have a tone. - I am just not used 162 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:26,951 to complete strangers prescribing 163 00:08:26,975 --> 00:08:28,711 hormone replacement therapy... 164 00:08:29,546 --> 00:08:32,060 - curbside! - Apologies. 165 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:34,097 I can see now that you're a tragic person. 166 00:08:34,121 --> 00:08:35,121 Have a good day. 167 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:50,353 - Good morning. - Hey. 168 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,291 Okay. 169 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,903 Headed to Tranquillum, I see. 170 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,385 Why would you say that? 171 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:03,689 You're loading up on all the forbidden food items. 172 00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:05,784 Oh, I'm going there, too. 173 00:09:07,086 --> 00:09:08,332 Excellent. 174 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:10,168 You'd be lucky if you get past the front door 175 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:11,762 with this stuff. 176 00:09:15,135 --> 00:09:16,706 They'll be taking that, too. 177 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,484 They don't allow... 178 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:21,090 - Excuse me? - ...phones at Tranquillum. 179 00:09:21,114 --> 00:09:22,526 What have you heard about the place? 180 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:24,965 Mm, not much. Uh, the guests go in looking one way. 181 00:09:24,989 --> 00:09:26,133 Come out looking another. 182 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:27,937 So she must be doing something to them. 183 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:31,277 - And, uh, have you met her? - The woman that runs it? 184 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:32,903 No, no, but... 185 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,885 from what I've heard, I'd like to. 186 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,291 Supposedly she completely changes people. 187 00:09:38,315 --> 00:09:42,723 I mean, that's why I'm going. To be transformed. 188 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:45,696 Good luck with that. 189 00:09:51,741 --> 00:09:52,953 Hi. 190 00:09:52,977 --> 00:09:54,881 Hi. 191 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:13,125 It's the market, you know. 192 00:10:13,149 --> 00:10:15,798 Romance is taking the worst hit. It won't be forever. 193 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:18,102 This tension is not good for my back, Marty. 194 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:19,371 Franny, come on, stop it. 195 00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:22,243 Don't... don't waste your energy on this nonsense. 196 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:23,780 Just try to forget about it. Have a great time. 197 00:10:23,804 --> 00:10:26,085 I'm a blight on feminism because I described 198 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:29,215 the eye color of... Of my... my hero? 199 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,150 Oh. 200 00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:36,005 - Namaste. - Welcome to Tranquillum. 201 00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:38,442 Ooh, um, so excited to hear about it. 202 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:40,580 Give me one second. Just one second. 203 00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,484 They said I should have killed off Jane. 204 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,354 Who kills their main character? Who? 205 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,258 You must be Francis? Come. 206 00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:48,996 One journey ends and another begins. 207 00:10:50,557 --> 00:10:53,371 Oh, how can they say I hate women. 208 00:10:53,395 --> 00:10:56,144 I can't hate women. I am a woman. 209 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:59,751 And I'm crazy about myself. 210 00:10:59,775 --> 00:11:02,056 Look. It's not too late to call this whole thing off. 211 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,458 Ben, please, we're here. 212 00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,895 I just feel like this is something 213 00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:07,466 - we can work on ourselves. - We've been working on it. 214 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:10,472 We're not in a good place obviously, 215 00:11:10,496 --> 00:11:13,034 and either we try or... 216 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,109 ...we don't. 217 00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:22,553 What the fuck is your problem, man? 218 00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:26,236 No problem. 219 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:28,507 I just need you to nudge it up a little so I can pull in. 220 00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:30,645 So you're gonna just keep blowing your horn like that? 221 00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:32,548 Like what? It's a horn, 222 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:35,789 it's not a musical instrument. You just, you know, push. 223 00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:39,195 - See? - It's only got the one note. 224 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:41,257 Namaste! Welcome to Tranquillum. 225 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:44,339 Oh, my God, your skin is amazing. 226 00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:46,343 - Ben, look at her skin! - I'm Lulu, 227 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,812 one of the Wellness Consultants here. 228 00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:49,014 - Cool skin. - Hi. 229 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,217 You guys ready for the tour? 230 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:51,653 - Yes. - Guess so. 231 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,826 Uh, we'll have to unburden you from that soon. 232 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,061 - Oh, shit. - What? 233 00:11:56,085 --> 00:11:57,364 It hurts, but it's so worth it. 234 00:11:57,388 --> 00:12:01,129 - But I'm... Do you mean like... - Like the whole time? 235 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,078 But it's my phone. 236 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:06,015 - Hello? - Can we... can we 237 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,684 eject him, evict him, get him out of here? 238 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,054 You know... You know what that is? 239 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:10,123 I know exactly what... 240 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,160 That's because it's just so in vogue now 241 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:14,498 to kill your characters. Well, they're my babies. 242 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,235 Okay, I'm sorry if I'm not a baby-killer. 243 00:12:16,259 --> 00:12:18,272 I don't even wound my characters. 244 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:24,284 After we get you checked in, I would suggest 245 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:28,091 a little forest bathing to lower your cortisol. 246 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,530 - Oh, wow. - That sounds nice. 247 00:12:31,656 --> 00:12:33,468 We have an award-winning arboretum. 248 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:34,638 And I'll tell you, what... 249 00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,274 What I've never been called is dangerous. 250 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,677 How would I even be dangerous? 251 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:38,446 Wait... With... I'm... 252 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,614 - Oh, no. - I'm sorry. 253 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:40,850 - No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No worries. 254 00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:42,686 - I'm sorry. - Uh, I'm Carmel. 255 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,524 - Yeah. It's, uh... - No, get it. I get it. 256 00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:46,594 I was just on the phone with my kids, too. 257 00:12:46,618 --> 00:12:48,532 - I miss them so much. - Oh, yeah. Oh, no. 258 00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:50,369 - This is Bella. This is... - That's not... No, that's not... 259 00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:53,975 I'm not doing... I'm... I'm... It's a work call. 260 00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,279 - Oh. - I... I do something 261 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:56,314 - for a living. So I don't do ki... - Oh, well I... 262 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:57,983 - I... Not meaning... - I don't mean... 263 00:12:58,007 --> 00:12:59,186 - Yeah. - ...to diminish. 264 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,455 - I just... I have to... - No. No, no. 265 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,624 - ...take this. - I... Yeah. 266 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,427 - I appreciate what you do. - I was... God. 267 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,198 I get... No, I... I understand. 268 00:13:05,222 --> 00:13:07,593 Carmel. It'll be fine, I promise. 269 00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:09,931 They aren't in there. 270 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,665 They're in here. 271 00:13:12,769 --> 00:13:13,769 And in here. 272 00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:25,204 You're so pretty. 273 00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:27,408 May I ask, is everybody here beautiful? 274 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,180 - Yeah. - As a matter of fact, yes. 275 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:33,277 - Oh, wow. - Including you, Carmel. 276 00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:40,400 - Thank you. - Yeah. 277 00:13:40,424 --> 00:13:41,703 - It's okay. All right? - No. 278 00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:43,239 I... I just need to pull something. 279 00:13:43,263 --> 00:13:44,675 - Okay. No... - I need to pull something up. 280 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,412 - Francis. Francis. Francis. - And then... I just need to... 281 00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:47,681 - Francis. Francis. - Mm-hmm. 282 00:13:47,705 --> 00:13:49,977 Imagine you didn't, because you don't. 283 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,550 You actually don't... need to. 284 00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:58,903 Okay. Here's the thing, something's come up. 285 00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:01,633 - So I'm gonna have to leave. - Something always does. 286 00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:03,702 But you're here. 287 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:07,010 Be here, Francis. 288 00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:16,271 You're very good at this. 289 00:14:16,295 --> 00:14:20,045 Hi. S... um, sorry about before. I'm Francis Welty. 290 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:22,049 - I didn't mean anything by it. - No, no. I... No. No, Francis. 291 00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:24,153 I'm sorry, Fran... Fran... Francis Welty, 292 00:14:24,177 --> 00:14:25,457 the... the writer Francis Welty? 293 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,695 Well, that depends on who you ask. 294 00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:30,199 - Well, ask me. - I have read everything. 295 00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,501 - I'm a... I... I... - Oh, I think we're going. 296 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,939 I'll see you soon or... or never again. 297 00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:35,509 Chatty. Very chatty. 298 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,413 Here. This is our pool area. 299 00:14:37,437 --> 00:14:39,484 - This is nice. - And the, uh... 300 00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:40,743 Oh, God. You? 301 00:14:41,812 --> 00:14:43,114 Crap. 302 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,930 - You must be Tony. - Yeah. 303 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,132 I gotta take a piss. 304 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:49,136 Your personal wellness consultant will be back 305 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,164 - momentarily to assist you. - Swell. 306 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,647 You know, for what it's worth, I'm not a tragic person. 307 00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:03,153 I... I'm not gonna... 308 00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:07,872 I mean, don't you vet your clientele? 309 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,201 He just seems like a criminal. I don't think he's right. 310 00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:13,316 I 100 percent understand 311 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,555 why they want me to give up my phone. 312 00:15:15,579 --> 00:15:17,258 - So no problem, then. - I'm just thinking 313 00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:19,763 in logical terms. What if there's an emergency? 314 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:21,332 Like, what if there's a murderer or a bear? 315 00:15:21,356 --> 00:15:23,470 Okay, logically, if there's a bear or a murderer, 316 00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:26,199 what are you gonna do? 317 00:15:32,712 --> 00:15:36,329 Breakfast, 7:00. Lunch, noon. Dinner, 7:30. 318 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,500 And all of our guests eat together. 319 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:40,169 And how many guests are there? 320 00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:43,610 Nine total. It's very intimate. 321 00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:46,281 - It all looks so fabulous. - I mean, I already feel better, 322 00:15:46,305 --> 00:15:48,787 I really do. Is this not fantastic? 323 00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,158 - Yeah. - And this is our spa. 324 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:52,226 Wow. 325 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,964 I mean, you rarely see engineering 326 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,333 like this in a resort. 327 00:15:55,357 --> 00:15:58,305 The... the... the craftsmanship, the attention to detail. 328 00:15:58,329 --> 00:15:59,431 Incredible. 329 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,072 Hey! Napoleon. 330 00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:05,820 Genghis Khan... Patton? 331 00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:08,024 Oh, I get it. No, uh, Napoleon Marconi, 332 00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:09,694 - that's my name. - Oh, Francis 333 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,398 I thought we were doing a military thing. 334 00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:12,967 I think I lost my guide. 335 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:15,305 - Yeah, it's super to meet you. - You here for the, uh, 336 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:17,810 ten-day retreat? Us 2.0? 337 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:21,283 - I certainly am. - Ah, there you are. 338 00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:22,920 Thought we had a runner for a second. 339 00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:24,556 Oh. What is this? 340 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,895 Ah, tailored specifically to your metabolic needs, 341 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,398 so please do not share. 342 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,335 Also it has been precisely constructed, 343 00:16:30,359 --> 00:16:31,671 so please be sure to drink it all. 344 00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:32,706 That is just the best. 345 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,877 Meet my beautiful, beautiful girls. 346 00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:37,115 Wife Heather. Daughter Zoe. 347 00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,718 - Hi. - Pleasure to meet you. 348 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:40,855 - Likewise. - So what brings you here? 349 00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:43,226 Because I have to say, you look pretty perfect. 350 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,810 Why would you say something like that? 351 00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:50,140 - I meant it as a compliment. - I... S... sorry if... 352 00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:51,142 Uh, I think we're gonna explore 353 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:53,113 the hot springs, maybe get a quick soak, 354 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,687 do a few laps in the pool, maybe even visit the sacred spa. 355 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,156 Should I show you the hot springs. 356 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,995 - Please do. Ciao, Francis. - Ciao. 357 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,124 C'mon, ladies. Jump start on bliss. 358 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,261 Nice to meet you. 359 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:10,636 Heather's a bitch. 360 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,954 Okay. Uh, your room is this way. 361 00:17:17,852 --> 00:17:20,099 Wow. You have an MRI machine? 362 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,494 Oh yeah, we've got all the toys here at Tranquillum. 363 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,611 How much does an MRI machine cost? 364 00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:27,380 I wouldn't know, I'm afraid. 365 00:17:27,404 --> 00:17:28,784 I hear tell that Bill Gates 366 00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:30,754 funded all of this, or at least put up a lot 367 00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:33,826 of the initial seed money. Is it true? 368 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,263 I wouldn't know. 369 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,291 Awful lot of not knowing going on. 370 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,271 What's this? 371 00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:40,773 It's just our legal disclaimer. 372 00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:43,446 Does anyone come all the way here and not sign it? 373 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:45,474 You would be the first not to sign. 374 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,212 Hmm. 375 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:55,636 “Clients are prohibited from posting about Tranquillum 376 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,363 - on social media platforms.” DELILAH: Hmm. 377 00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,376 Hmm. So, 378 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,340 - how do you attract new guests? - Word of mouth. 379 00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:07,726 - That's an impressive smile. - I like to think so. 380 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:15,609 What's that? 381 00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,713 - Oh. Blood draw. - Standard practice. 382 00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:19,784 - That's standard? - I've already submitted 383 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,721 my medical records, um, 384 00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:23,525 which I found to be a tad bit bizarre... 385 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:25,562 We do a blood intake every few days. 386 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:28,167 It was outlined in the document you just signed. 387 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,937 It's part of how we tailor 388 00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:30,961 your wellness journey. 389 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:33,869 All right. Fine. 390 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:36,873 Which arm? 391 00:18:39,546 --> 00:18:40,748 This won't hurt a bit. 392 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:51,513 You are brave. You are powerful. 393 00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,441 You shall be new again. 394 00:18:55,712 --> 00:19:01,256 You shall be who you came here to be. 395 00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:04,593 Yes. 396 00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:08,503 Get a grip, Carmel. 397 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,988 - Oh. Come on. - Oh, oh, oh! 398 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,792 - I'm... I'm sorry, - Sorry! 399 00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:35,800 - No, I'm so sorry. - I was... I was forest bathing 400 00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:38,004 and... and I mistook you for a creek. 401 00:19:38,028 --> 00:19:39,741 My bad. I shouldn't have done that. 402 00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,744 I just... You know, I... I had to go and, uh... 403 00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:43,048 Yeah. 404 00:19:43,072 --> 00:19:45,018 ...my... my wellness consultant was nowhere to be found. 405 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,221 Hmm. 406 00:19:46,245 --> 00:19:48,124 Just don't rat me out to the warden, okay? 407 00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:51,464 - No. The... Wait, the warden? - Uh, you know. 408 00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,692 - The Russian lady. - Oh, have you met her? 409 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,274 Uh, no. Not yet. You? 410 00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:58,879 - No, I haven't. - But I can't wait. 411 00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:00,883 I mean, I've heard so much about her. 412 00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:04,548 Sorry, I just be... 413 00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:07,696 God, you look so familiar. 414 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,960 - I don't... I... - No. I'm not. 415 00:20:12,529 --> 00:20:15,368 Yeah. I'm Carmel. 416 00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:19,753 Tony. What are you in for? 417 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,792 Weight loss. Esteem building, 418 00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:24,853 mind and body transformation. And what about you? 419 00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:27,492 Yeah, no, same thing. 420 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,675 - Are you married? - Am I married? 421 00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:33,313 Uh, fuck, this isn't one of those places, is it? 422 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:34,749 - Wait, what? What do you... - Uh... 423 00:20:34,773 --> 00:20:35,952 What do you mean by that? 424 00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:38,624 - Lifelong bachelor. - Rest of my life, anyway. 425 00:20:38,648 --> 00:20:40,962 So, I gotta go finish here, okay? 426 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:44,101 I... I didn't get to the shake. Nice to meet you, Chanelle. 427 00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:47,194 Yeah. 428 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,146 Right this way. 429 00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:53,377 Oh... 430 00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:56,416 wow. 431 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:58,620 This, um... 432 00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:00,791 this is Heaven. 433 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,144 Welcome to Tranquillum. 434 00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:08,716 Your wellness journey has begun, Francis. 435 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,447 You know, I have been feeling rather unwell lately. 436 00:21:13,516 --> 00:21:16,622 Hmm. Yes, I know you have. 437 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,135 This is going to be the best thing. 438 00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,069 I just know it. 439 00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:26,909 It has to be. 440 00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:31,619 We'll get you well, Francis. 441 00:21:33,255 --> 00:21:37,038 We'll get you feeling as well as you've ever felt 442 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,062 in your whole life. 443 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,100 Yeah. 444 00:22:24,289 --> 00:22:26,026 God... 445 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,499 How did you get in here? 446 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,105 I came in through the door. 447 00:22:35,878 --> 00:22:37,114 I'm Masha. 448 00:22:43,026 --> 00:22:44,026 You're her. 449 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,780 Why are you crying, Francis? 450 00:22:48,804 --> 00:22:51,318 - Oh, you know. - Just a little bit of... 451 00:22:51,342 --> 00:22:54,457 ...“my career is over” kind of thing, 452 00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:58,900 bit of menopause, you know, mix in a little bad relationship 453 00:22:58,924 --> 00:23:01,705 and a dash of crippling shame. 454 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:03,166 We're gonna get you well. 455 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:10,690 You know, uh, I almost didn't come. 456 00:23:12,784 --> 00:23:15,724 And then, when I did get here... 457 00:23:17,193 --> 00:23:18,563 I really thought about leaving. 458 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:23,147 Nearly everyone here almost didn't come. 459 00:23:23,171 --> 00:23:25,008 They sense it's going to take courage. 460 00:23:26,411 --> 00:23:27,546 And it'll be... 461 00:23:28,749 --> 00:23:30,930 sometimes unpleasant. 462 00:23:32,256 --> 00:23:33,801 And I'll tell you something else. 463 00:23:33,825 --> 00:23:35,138 The people who come here, most of them, 464 00:23:35,162 --> 00:23:37,500 they have fairly good lives. Comfortable, even. 465 00:23:38,635 --> 00:23:40,171 They come for the suffering. 466 00:23:45,047 --> 00:23:46,116 I don't want to suffer. 467 00:23:47,486 --> 00:23:49,022 You're already suffering. 468 00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:08,894 - No. What the hell? - Yup, all right. 469 00:24:10,531 --> 00:24:11,600 What? 470 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:14,739 Nothing. 471 00:24:15,842 --> 00:24:17,545 Why is Zoe in another room? 472 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,297 Because the rooms are double occupancy, darling. 473 00:24:22,321 --> 00:24:24,301 She loves having her own room, you kidding? 474 00:24:24,325 --> 00:24:25,470 Did she tell you that? 475 00:24:25,494 --> 00:24:27,574 Well, what 20-year-old doesn't want to get away 476 00:24:27,598 --> 00:24:29,135 - from her parents? - Perhaps, our... 477 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,783 20-year-old. 478 00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:35,680 Perhaps, on this weekend... of all weekends. 479 00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:52,581 Just ride it out, sweetheart. Yeah. Hmm. 480 00:24:58,458 --> 00:24:59,458 Hey. 481 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:06,117 I thought I might hit the hot springs 482 00:25:06,141 --> 00:25:08,212 before orientation. Join me? 483 00:25:09,614 --> 00:25:12,320 - You go, honey. - I think I'll go for a run. 484 00:25:18,699 --> 00:25:20,312 No, I haven't met her yet. 485 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:22,573 The official orientation is this evening. 486 00:25:23,909 --> 00:25:25,011 But it's fucked up... 487 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:27,950 that I can already tell. 488 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,123 Mm-hmm. I'll ring you again tomorrow. 489 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:37,602 - Hello? - Hey. 490 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:39,872 Lars? 491 00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:43,457 - Forget my voice already? - Where are you? 492 00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:45,852 I'm at some fucked up spa thing. 493 00:25:47,289 --> 00:25:48,867 Again? 494 00:25:48,891 --> 00:25:51,005 Cool. 495 00:25:51,029 --> 00:25:53,443 - It's for work. - Yeah, okay. 496 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:55,948 I'm just gonna be off-grid for ten days, 497 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,876 I wanted you to know. Just in case... 498 00:25:59,947 --> 00:26:01,760 - I don't know... - Lars, where you go, 499 00:26:01,784 --> 00:26:03,162 that's no longer 500 00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,057 any of my business. Is it? 501 00:26:06,226 --> 00:26:07,226 All right. 502 00:26:09,365 --> 00:26:11,512 - Well, uh... - Oh, enjoy your ten days. 503 00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:12,536 Ray. 504 00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:29,915 So many rules here, 505 00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:32,821 I would've thought eavesdropping must be on the list. 506 00:26:32,845 --> 00:26:34,285 Hey, how do you still have a phone? 507 00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:37,764 - I don't have a phone. - Right, right. 508 00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:39,200 You just have a... 509 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,261 You just have a watch and an earpiece and... 510 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:45,879 Lars Lee. 511 00:26:45,903 --> 00:26:47,917 Zoe Marconi. 512 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,246 And what brings a Zoe Marconi to Tranquillum? 513 00:26:51,481 --> 00:26:54,354 Um... my pare... My parents. 514 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,503 Hmm. 515 00:26:57,527 --> 00:27:00,241 Yeah, what brings a Lars Lee? 516 00:27:00,265 --> 00:27:02,102 And why do you think this place is fucked up? 517 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,210 Well, they all are, aren't they? 518 00:27:07,212 --> 00:27:08,324 “Wellness retreats,” 519 00:27:08,348 --> 00:27:10,461 just another construct to separate rich people 520 00:27:10,485 --> 00:27:11,630 from their money. 521 00:27:11,654 --> 00:27:14,059 Get them to feel good about themselves in the process. 522 00:27:14,861 --> 00:27:16,340 It's such utter crap. 523 00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:18,611 And yet here you are, spending your money. 524 00:27:18,635 --> 00:27:20,114 Feeling good about yourself. 525 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,487 Wow. You and I could actually be friends. 526 00:27:24,447 --> 00:27:28,597 And how would, uh, Ray feel about that? 527 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:34,041 Hey, honey, hi. Uh, it's me again. 528 00:27:34,065 --> 00:27:36,279 Just leaving you another message. Um... 529 00:27:36,303 --> 00:27:38,851 Look, I'm going to be off the grid for a few days. 530 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:40,411 I'm at a wellness retreat. 531 00:27:42,014 --> 00:27:44,662 Anyway, I'm gonna be unreachable. 532 00:27:44,686 --> 00:27:45,855 Not that you care. 533 00:27:47,725 --> 00:27:49,128 Sorry, uh... 534 00:27:52,401 --> 00:27:56,041 I love you. It's, you know, I'll, uh... 535 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:00,451 Yeah, love you. Okay. 536 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:05,804 Tony. I'll need to take your phone now. 537 00:28:05,828 --> 00:28:07,774 Yeah, I was just leaving a message for my daughter. 538 00:28:07,798 --> 00:28:10,169 Got it. But we have rules, so... 539 00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:13,476 - the phone, please? - Okay, look. 540 00:28:15,346 --> 00:28:18,161 I don't think I'm really supposed to be here. 541 00:28:18,185 --> 00:28:21,267 I mean, the whole thing was kind of random. 542 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,837 I was having a terrible fucking day, 543 00:28:22,861 --> 00:28:26,878 and I Googled “spa.” And then to save a little time, 544 00:28:26,902 --> 00:28:29,684 I typed in “most expensive” and your place popped up, 545 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,287 but now that I'm here... 546 00:28:31,311 --> 00:28:33,449 We don't really believe in “random” here. 547 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:38,390 The phone, please. 548 00:28:48,344 --> 00:28:50,191 Thank you, Tony. 549 00:29:08,518 --> 00:29:10,398 This is going to be really good for us. 550 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,374 I can feel it. 551 00:29:17,101 --> 00:29:18,580 What do you think? 552 00:29:18,604 --> 00:29:20,685 Yeah, this definitely feels real good right now. 553 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:25,160 I think these mineral baths are, uh, 554 00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:27,731 "aphrodisia-cal"? “Aphrodisiacal”, is that a word? 555 00:29:27,755 --> 00:29:29,970 Aphrodis... I don't know, I think you just made 556 00:29:29,994 --> 00:29:31,639 - that one up. - It should be a word. 557 00:29:31,663 --> 00:29:32,965 It definitely should. 558 00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:36,516 You remember right after? 559 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,453 When we went to celebrate at Two Bunch, 560 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,091 and they had to ask us to leave 'cause we were fucking 561 00:29:41,115 --> 00:29:43,028 so much in the hot springs? 562 00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:45,223 I do, that was crazy. 563 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:49,630 So crazy... 564 00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:55,152 Oh, dear. 565 00:29:55,176 --> 00:29:56,455 - What's up, man? - Hi. 566 00:29:56,479 --> 00:29:58,860 - Am I intruding? - I... I'd be the last person 567 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,598 to interrupt a romantic interlude. 568 00:30:01,622 --> 00:30:03,936 - Come on in. - The more the merrier. 569 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,200 It's just I've been in a car all day, you know? 570 00:30:07,334 --> 00:30:08,334 All right. 571 00:30:08,903 --> 00:30:11,040 Whoo-hoo! Wonderful. 572 00:30:16,017 --> 00:30:19,366 Oh, I'm sorry, uh, Napoleon Marconi. 573 00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:21,504 - Hi. - Ben Chandler. 574 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,648 - This is my wife, Jessica. - Lovely to meet you both. 575 00:30:29,544 --> 00:30:30,856 Oh, wait a minute. You're not the fella 576 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,185 that... that drives the Lamborghini, are you? 577 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:37,001 - I am. - Ho, holy moly! 578 00:30:37,025 --> 00:30:40,542 Oh, boy! I'd like a ride in one of those things. 579 00:30:40,566 --> 00:30:42,135 Before this is all said and done. 580 00:30:43,037 --> 00:30:44,683 - Okay. - Yeah. You see, 581 00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:49,460 I'm just a high school teacher. We got in here on a discount. 582 00:30:49,484 --> 00:30:51,964 You know what? I'd be happy to give you a ride. 583 00:30:51,988 --> 00:30:53,400 Maybe even let you take it for a spin. 584 00:30:53,424 --> 00:30:56,841 - Oh, my God! - You... you're not kidding? 585 00:30:56,865 --> 00:30:58,610 - Nah. - Wow. 586 00:30:58,634 --> 00:31:00,681 - Thank you. - Yeah, don't mention it. 587 00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:02,977 High school teacher's an admirable job. 588 00:31:07,018 --> 00:31:08,497 The offer is only limited to my car. 589 00:31:08,521 --> 00:31:09,765 - Benjamin, stop. - Uh, beg your pardon? 590 00:31:09,789 --> 00:31:11,469 - I don't think... think he was... - You looking at my wife 591 00:31:11,493 --> 00:31:12,638 like you want to take her for a spin. 592 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,974 - No. - Oh, my heavens. 593 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:17,348 Uh, that's not what I... I mean I... You're obviously... 594 00:31:17,372 --> 00:31:19,519 No. I... Look, I give you my word. 595 00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:21,623 “Thou shalt not covet.” 596 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,627 I'm a... I'm a happily married man. 597 00:31:23,651 --> 00:31:27,524 - And one of my... my solemn word. - Sounds good. 598 00:31:29,195 --> 00:31:30,595 I might have to watch out for you. 599 00:31:31,332 --> 00:31:32,443 - Nah. - Yeah. 600 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:34,381 Because my wife's a humdinger, too. 601 00:31:34,405 --> 00:31:36,385 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 602 00:31:36,409 --> 00:31:37,887 Yeah, she's pretty attractive. 603 00:31:37,911 --> 00:31:41,528 So much so that my nickname is pretty much “That guy? 604 00:31:41,552 --> 00:31:44,334 Really?” 605 00:31:44,358 --> 00:31:46,205 People look at her and look at me, and think, 606 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:47,540 “That guy? Really?” 607 00:31:47,564 --> 00:31:49,945 Oh, I get it. That's funny. 608 00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:51,715 Yeah, you probably don't get that because you're... 609 00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:54,286 You're comparably attractive, you drive a Lamborghini. 610 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:56,290 - Thank you. - I'll shut up. 611 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:58,261 I am perfectly willing to shut up. 612 00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,098 I'm a chronically loquacious person 613 00:32:00,122 --> 00:32:01,434 and if you let me talk long enough, 614 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:05,008 I always seem to find the poop and step right in it. 615 00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,144 All right, so, I'm going to... 616 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:15,586 adjourn... to here. 617 00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:20,305 And, uh, wonderful to meet you both. 618 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,631 You too. 619 00:32:23,702 --> 00:32:27,275 - Whoo! - What an extraordinary place. 620 00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:54,906 Are you kidding me? 621 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:58,370 It's just one. Tradition, one before every session. 622 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:03,824 - But seriously. - We are a health resort. 623 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:06,352 One cigarette is not going to kill me. 624 00:33:07,956 --> 00:33:10,661 And if it helps me cope, better for the guests, right? 625 00:33:12,264 --> 00:33:16,148 Something tells me with this group... hmm. 626 00:33:16,172 --> 00:33:18,753 What? What about this group? 627 00:33:18,777 --> 00:33:22,651 Just... the vibe seems a little charged, right? 628 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,824 Too many cases in the basket. 629 00:33:28,897 --> 00:33:30,467 Masha knows what she's doing. 630 00:33:45,596 --> 00:33:47,843 What do you mean she curates? 631 00:33:47,867 --> 00:33:51,150 That's the rumor, she mixes and matches her guests. 632 00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:52,920 - Like a cocktail. - Oh. 633 00:33:52,944 --> 00:33:54,991 Not sure how I made the cut. 634 00:33:55,015 --> 00:33:57,128 Well, I guess you must be really fucked up. 635 00:33:57,152 --> 00:33:58,756 Oh, just your run-of-the-mill asshole. 636 00:33:59,658 --> 00:34:00,893 Oh, hello again. 637 00:34:01,495 --> 00:34:03,407 Hello. 638 00:34:03,431 --> 00:34:05,612 - Feeling any better? - I am, thank you. 639 00:34:05,636 --> 00:34:06,848 I'm so glad to hear it. 640 00:34:06,872 --> 00:34:09,285 I'm so glad to be able to share that with you. 641 00:34:09,309 --> 00:34:10,554 Have a wonderful life now. 642 00:34:10,578 --> 00:34:12,315 - You too. - Mm-hmm. 643 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,800 - I bring it out of people. - It's a gift. 644 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:21,243 - Namaste. - Where are they? 645 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,280 Does anybody know? 646 00:34:23,304 --> 00:34:25,518 Or are we expected to self-orientate? 647 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:28,357 Hmm. I think they leave us alone on purpose. 648 00:34:28,381 --> 00:34:29,793 Why? 649 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,596 Like in Law & Order, they always put the suspects 650 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:34,335 in a room alone at first to soften them up. 651 00:34:34,359 --> 00:34:36,707 - Wait. So, you met her? - I did. Yeah. 652 00:34:36,731 --> 00:34:40,180 And did she give you any idea what to expect? 653 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:42,819 - Suffering. - Uh-huh. 654 00:34:42,843 --> 00:34:44,521 I have a very low pain threshold. 655 00:34:44,545 --> 00:34:45,724 What else did she say? 656 00:34:45,748 --> 00:34:47,627 Uh, that was really about the gist of it. 657 00:34:47,651 --> 00:34:50,367 Really, just that, uh, we'd all come here to suffer. 658 00:34:50,391 --> 00:34:53,406 And I get the feeling she aims to deliver. 659 00:34:53,430 --> 00:34:55,009 Wait till you see her. She's kind 660 00:34:55,033 --> 00:34:57,914 of an amazing mystical Eastern Bloc unicorn. 661 00:35:00,344 --> 00:35:01,846 - See what I mean. - Namaste. 662 00:35:02,982 --> 00:35:05,654 Welcome to Tranquillum House. 663 00:35:11,532 --> 00:35:13,680 Right now you're at the foot of a mountain. 664 00:35:13,704 --> 00:35:17,353 And the summit, it seems impossibly far away, 665 00:35:17,377 --> 00:35:20,426 and I'm gonna help you reach that summit. 666 00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:22,931 In ten days, you will leave here, 667 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:26,037 you will not be the person that you are now. 668 00:35:26,061 --> 00:35:29,801 You will leave Tranquillum House and you will feel happier... 669 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:31,770 healthier... 670 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:34,311 lighter... 671 00:35:35,245 --> 00:35:36,992 freer. 672 00:35:37,016 --> 00:35:39,029 And on the last day of your stay, you will come 673 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,468 to me and you will say, “Yes, Masha. Masha, 674 00:35:41,492 --> 00:35:43,939 you were right! I am not the same person. 675 00:35:43,963 --> 00:35:45,709 I'm not the same person that I was. 676 00:35:45,733 --> 00:35:47,545 I'm healed. 677 00:35:47,569 --> 00:35:51,587 I am free. Free of the negative habits 678 00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:54,961 and chemicals and toxins and thoughts 679 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:59,994 that were holding me back. My mind and my body are clear. 680 00:36:01,831 --> 00:36:06,717 And I am changed in ways I could never have imagined.” 681 00:36:06,741 --> 00:36:08,854 Um, did you go through our bags? 682 00:36:08,878 --> 00:36:11,527 Because I seem to be missing a few things. 683 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:14,523 Yes. You are missing chocolate and wine. As is Francis. 684 00:36:15,524 --> 00:36:18,540 - Well. - And they're both antioxidants, 685 00:36:18,564 --> 00:36:20,778 so... 686 00:36:20,802 --> 00:36:22,816 Yeah, I'm missing stuff, too. 687 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,409 You don't get to just steal our shit. 688 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:32,258 - But you're mine now, Tony. - And you want to be mine. 689 00:36:34,129 --> 00:36:37,668 You want me to see you. Peel you. Fix what I see. 690 00:36:38,904 --> 00:36:42,979 Tell me... does any of this feel random to you? 691 00:36:46,118 --> 00:36:48,624 Answer me. Does it feel random? 692 00:36:52,698 --> 00:36:53,967 No. 693 00:36:58,443 --> 00:36:59,511 Oh. 694 00:37:00,513 --> 00:37:02,026 What is it, huh? 695 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:03,486 I'm so happy. 696 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:08,205 You are everything I hoped for. 697 00:37:08,229 --> 00:37:09,874 Oh, I'm sorry. But, um, 698 00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:11,978 you want us to just put ourselves 699 00:37:12,002 --> 00:37:13,649 in your hands, but... ...we don't know 700 00:37:13,673 --> 00:37:16,020 the first thing about you. I mean, what's your story? 701 00:37:18,883 --> 00:37:22,022 My story is I died. 702 00:37:26,866 --> 00:37:30,281 I came here from Russia and I worked... 703 00:37:30,305 --> 00:37:33,121 And I worked and I worked and I worked. 704 00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:36,327 I consumed, I climbed, I worked. 705 00:37:36,351 --> 00:37:37,729 I built a company. 706 00:37:37,753 --> 00:37:39,266 I worked, I consumed. 707 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:40,602 I went over people, 708 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:42,539 I went through people. 709 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:46,647 And then... 710 00:37:46,671 --> 00:37:49,085 I was shot dead. 711 00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:53,393 In a parking garage, I was clinically dead. 712 00:37:57,592 --> 00:38:02,311 And that man, he brought me back to life. 713 00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:06,886 He cut into my chest, he reached inside me. 714 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:09,549 Just as I will reach inside all of you. 715 00:38:11,386 --> 00:38:12,489 Metaphorically. 716 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:17,465 You have all come here to die. 717 00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:20,505 And I will bring you back. 718 00:38:23,744 --> 00:38:26,449 There can be birth in death. 719 00:38:27,451 --> 00:38:28,654 Tragedy... 720 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,058 can be a blessing. 721 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,478 I know. I was a corporate CEO 722 00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:37,538 and then boom. 723 00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:47,391 I was a little girl and I was riding my bicycle, 724 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,977 reconnected with joy and innocence. 725 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,001 Excuse me. 726 00:38:54,972 --> 00:38:56,552 This is not appropriate. 727 00:38:56,576 --> 00:38:59,323 I will decide what is appropriate, Heather. 728 00:38:59,347 --> 00:39:00,583 Well, you know our story. 729 00:39:02,721 --> 00:39:04,591 Death will not be your story. 730 00:39:05,659 --> 00:39:08,575 Sorry, I'm sorry. 731 00:39:11,304 --> 00:39:14,220 She's okay HEATHER: No, she's not okay. 732 00:39:14,244 --> 00:39:15,922 What is wrong with you? 733 00:39:15,946 --> 00:39:17,426 Step to the center, please, Heather. 734 00:39:20,289 --> 00:39:21,289 Step to the center. 735 00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:31,543 I prefer you not upset the group. 736 00:39:32,847 --> 00:39:35,327 You prefer I not upset the group? 737 00:39:35,351 --> 00:39:37,565 I prefer you not upset the group. 738 00:39:37,589 --> 00:39:40,906 We came here for a retreat to escape. 739 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,644 - None of you shall retreat. - You will not escape. 740 00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:45,981 You know why we're here. 741 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:48,052 Do you really mean to fuck with us like this? 742 00:39:48,076 --> 00:39:49,076 Lapochka. 743 00:39:50,648 --> 00:39:52,719 This is Tranquillum. 744 00:39:54,756 --> 00:39:57,696 I mean to fuck with all of you. 745 00:40:11,356 --> 00:40:17,868 ♪ I've really got to use My imagination ♪ 746 00:40:19,739 --> 00:40:21,676 ♪ To think of good reasons ♪ 747 00:40:23,613 --> 00:40:25,860 ♪ To keep on keepin' on ♪ 748 00:40:25,884 --> 00:40:27,597 ♪ Keep on keepin' on ♪ 749 00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:33,876 ♪ Got to make the best Of a bad situation ♪ 750 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,379 ♪ Bad situation ♪ 751 00:40:35,403 --> 00:40:37,249 ♪ Ever since that day ♪ 752 00:40:37,273 --> 00:40:41,424 ♪ I woke up and found That you were gone ♪ 753 00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:43,662 ♪ Gone, gone ♪ 754 00:40:43,686 --> 00:40:45,623 ♪ Darkness all around me ♪ 755 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,130 ♪ Blackin' out the sun ♪ 756 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,082 ♪ Old friends call me ♪ 757 00:40:54,106 --> 00:40:57,045 ♪ But I just don't feel like Talkin' to anyone ♪ 758 00:40:59,551 --> 00:41:01,320 ♪ Emptiness has found me ♪ 759 00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:05,261 ♪ And it just won't let me go ♪ 760 00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:09,814 ♪ I go right on livin' ♪ 761 00:41:09,838 --> 00:41:12,987 ♪ But why, I just don't know ♪ 762 00:41:13,011 --> 00:41:16,326 ♪ Got to start Keep on keepin' on ♪ 763 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:17,619 ♪ Yes, I am ♪ 764 00:41:37,993 --> 00:41:40,306 Part of the healing is finding the wound. 765 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,344 That's why you picked us. 766 00:41:42,368 --> 00:41:44,081 Right? 767 00:41:44,105 --> 00:41:45,809 We complement each others demons. 768 00:41:47,111 --> 00:41:50,584 This is a particularly volatile group. 769 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,566 Who do you think you're kidding. 770 00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:55,060 I've become a punchline. 771 00:41:56,830 --> 00:41:59,411 Tell me, why doesn't he love you anymore. 772 00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:01,882 I don't know. 773 00:42:01,906 --> 00:42:04,879 Although I can get violent, I am not violent. 774 00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:08,529 The biggest threat to the planet is overpopulation 775 00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:10,934 and these bloody breeders just keep pumping them out. 776 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,661 It's incredible you're still single. 777 00:42:13,997 --> 00:42:15,442 I should've never come to this place. 778 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,544 I'm worried about you. 779 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:17,981 You don't need to be worried about me. 780 00:42:18,005 --> 00:42:19,341 I don't need to, I... 781 00:42:21,145 --> 00:42:22,145 I want to. 782 00:42:24,518 --> 00:42:28,201 Think of the lies we have told People we have hurt. 783 00:42:29,561 --> 00:42:30,906 What do you want? 784 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:32,543 I just want my son back. 785 00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:34,814 This is what you do, right? 786 00:42:34,838 --> 00:42:36,183 Get people to talk about their shit 787 00:42:36,207 --> 00:42:37,610 and then you use it against them? 788 00:42:39,614 --> 00:42:41,919 They're on their hands and knees, they're begging... 789 00:42:43,088 --> 00:42:46,070 begging to be saved. Start the protocol. 790 00:42:48,631 --> 00:42:50,178 They're blossoming. 791 00:42:50,202 --> 00:42:53,084 I've been feeling unlike myself. 792 00:42:53,108 --> 00:42:55,923 I don't know what Lars is, but he's not just a guest. 793 00:42:55,947 --> 00:42:57,816 It seems like you might be getting worse. 794 00:42:59,053 --> 00:43:00,422 There's nothing to fear. 795 00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:02,936 You will all die here. 796 00:43:06,734 --> 00:43:08,872 Is Masha batshit or is she the real deal? 58533

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