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(theme song plays)
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(barks)
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Hey, Robbie, company's here.
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Pig?
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Is that really you?
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It's not bad enough
you're an hour late.
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You show up looking
like a window display.
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You don't like it?
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Well, what's it supposed to be?
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It's a dress, ratchet-head.
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Well, I worked out
that much by myself.
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How come's what I want to know.
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Does a girl need a
reason to wear a dress?
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When she's dropping over
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to help a fella grind
a set of valves?
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I-I needn't have
come at all, you know.
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That's right.
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Th-There's plenty of
other places I could go;
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l-lots of better ways to
spend my afternoons.
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Nobody hired you.
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Here.
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As long as I brought this,
you might as well have it.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Go on, take it.
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It's not poisoned.
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It's a milled ignition cam.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Beautiful? It's the most
gorgeous thing I've ever seen.
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It must have cost you
two weeks' allowance.
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Pig, I'll pay you back, honest.
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You do and I'll never speak
to you again, Robbie Douglas.
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(sniffing)
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Something sure
smells kind of funny.
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Oh, um... tha-that's me.
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It's called "Passionelle."
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Beats carbon monoxide, I guess.
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Sure is strong.
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Aren't you going to try it out?
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Huh?
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Oh, uh, I'll get
the distributor.
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There's some ignition
wire on the wall.
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Want to get it? Okay.
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That, uh... what'd you call it?
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Uh, Passionelle?
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Kind of stays with you.
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Like onions.
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(screams)
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(gasps)
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(Pig gasping)
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L-Look what you've done
with your, your greasy paws!
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My new dress... ruined!
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I was just trying to save you.
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Save me?!
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You nearly broke my
neck, you... you clumsy ape.
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Pig!
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Don't you ever call me that...
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awful name again,
Robbie Douglas!
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(sobbing)
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I'd just as soon we
never even spoke.
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What's the matter with her?
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(sniffing)
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Must be that perfume.
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♪ You'll be my
hob-a-looka-lop-er-op-ah ♪
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♪ Friend in the spring ♪
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♪ I'll be your flop-a-looka... ♪
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Okay, Chief Hole
in the Head, ante up.
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Jeepers, Bub, I don't see
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why we always have
to wash our hands.
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They just get dirty again.
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Why do you always have to eat?
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We just get hungry again.
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Line forms to the
left, young man.
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I thought, in this country,
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a guy was innocent
until proven guilty.
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This is a miracle.
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Clean hands without
me telling him.
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What do you want?
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They should be clean.
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He's been in the
bathroom for nearly an hour.
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An hour?!
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Now, Robbie...
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Well, you'd think it was a new
world's record or something.
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Well, isn't it?
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Well, holy Toledo.
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Why's everybody making
such a big deal about it?
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I went in there to think.
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It's the only
place in this house
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a guy can get any privacy.
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Well, if you can get
any privacy in there,
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you're luckier than I am.
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(dishes clanking)
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Ah, you're going to
make me fat yet, Bub.
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(chuckles)
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It was a wonderful dinner, Bub.
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No dessert for me, thanks.
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What's the matter
with your food, Robbie?
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Everything tastes
like cardboard.
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Cardboard? What do you m...?
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I, uh, I've been wondering,
Robbie, uh, what's the matter?
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Aren't you feeling well?
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I feel okay, Dad.
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But that's your favorite dinner.
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Why haven't you eaten it?
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I know why.
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Everybody else falls
in love in the spring,
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but not our little Robbie.
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He's got to fall in the fall.
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(all chuckling)
Well... Very funny.
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So, uh, that's why you're
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all slicked up, huh?
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Once, just once in his life,
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a guy comes to the
table with his hair combed,
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and right away
there's got to be a girl.
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Come to think about
it, there was a girl.
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Cute little doll, too.
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She dropped around this
afternoon to see Robbie.
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You don't suppose...
Well, what do you know?
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That's what I mean!
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No privacy!
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Everybody knows
everybody else's business.
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Well, if you ask me, it stinks.
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I'll make a deal with you.
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I'll cut my throat
if you'll cut yours.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I'm not back in ten minutes,
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you go ahead without me.
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Robbie.
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Robbie, you in there?
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(doorknob rattling)
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I'd like to talk to you.
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Nothing to talk about.
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Robbie, about downstairs,
uh, we didn't mean anything...
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I just want to be left alone.
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Putting yourself in solitary
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isn't going to solve
anything, Rob.
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You know, that's why
families were invented...
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So a guy can divvy
up his problems.
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Who says I've got a problem?
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This, uh... this girl
Bub mentioned...
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She's got nothing to do with it.
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Robbie, it's a little difficult
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trying to carry on a
conversation through a door.
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Who'd have thought a
person could change so much?
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What?
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Pig could do more
with a bent cotter pin
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than most characters could do
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with a whole shop
load of equipment.
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Six months without a single
beef and then she's got to spoil it.
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Just 'cause I call her Pig.
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Her?
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Y-You mean, uh, Pig is a girl?
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A girl?!
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No!
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Pig's not a girl.
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She's... she's Pig, that's all.
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Girls are... you
know... different.
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Uh... what, Rob?
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Girls are different.
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Pig's a mechanic.
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Oh.
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Well, uh, Rob, mechanic
or not, I can understand
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why she wouldn't
want to be called Pig.
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According to Bub,
she's kind of cute.
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Yeah, I guess, for a girl.
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Robbie, uh, why
don't you tell her that?
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Are you kidding?
She'd clobber me.
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I wouldn't say that was
too high a price to pay
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for the services of
a good mechanic.
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Would you?
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Yeah, well, it's not my
fault what happened.
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How would you like it if you
were sweating over an engine
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and your mechanic
came waltzing in
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wearing a fancy dress
and soaked with perfume?
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Wouldn't that let the
air out of your tires?
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(phone rings)
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Yeah, I guess it might, Rob.
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BUB (over phone):
I got it. Yeah.
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BUB: Robbie, it's for you. Okay.
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BUB: A Miss Peggy Meredith.
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Tell her I'm not
here; I've left town.
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Peggy Meredith?
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That wouldn't by any
chance be our mechanic?
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Robert.
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Come on, it's not polite
to keep a lady waiting.
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Yeah, well, when I'm a parent,
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you can bet I won't do
a son of mine like this.
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Hello, Pig.
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(click)
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She hung up on me.
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Is everything all settled?
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(door slams)
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I've always said there's nothing
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like a good heart-to-heart talk
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between father and son
to clear the troubled air.
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What's eating him?
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Bub, don't you remember
how it was when you were 15?
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Are you kidding?
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I don't even remember
how it was when I was 50.
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(rock clunks)
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(clunk)
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You still awake, too?
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Mm.
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Got a bellyache?
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Something like that.
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Maybe it was Bub's dinner.
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I didn't eat anything.
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Oh.
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Wouldn't be any
trouble getting to sleep
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if we could figure out a way
of turning off that darn ol' moon.
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Yeah.
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That would be some
neat trick, wouldn't it?
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Okay, Gordy, over here.
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Hey, hey! Not so fast!
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Now, that makes six
men on your team.
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I've only got five.
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Hey, there's Pig!
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What about her? Come on, Pig.
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Come on! (boys clamoring)
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Come on, Pig! No!
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BOY: No? Who asked you?
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I need another man.
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Well, I don't play with girls.
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Since when?
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Well, since now.
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Girls got no place
in a sport like football.
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But she's different, Robbie.
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Ain't a guy in school
can center a ball
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no straighter than she can.
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(boys agreeing)
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ROBBIE: Then let her
go sign with the Packers.
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I don't play with girls.
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Look... friend...
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you don't play with girls,
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but I don't play
five against six.
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Okay, Lefty, then we'll
play six against five.
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You take one of my men.
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Bugsy, here, go on over.
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Okay, come on, guys!
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Hey, wait a minute, man.
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Don't we have anything
to say about this?
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What's the matter, Gordy?
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You're not worried, are you?
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We could give away 12 points
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and still skunk the pants
off 'em with no sweat at all.
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What's more, you can receive!
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(loud, overlapping chatter)
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Good luck, Robbie.
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Okay, you guys,
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the ends of the grass
are the boundaries.
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We'll defend the goal
between the two trees.
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(overlapping
chatter and shouting)
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MAN: Watch it. He's tough.
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ROBBIE: All right,
you guys, spread out.
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We're gonna get this
ball off the ground.
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It's gonna go clean
over to the mountain.
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00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,843
All right, spread out, you guys.
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(boys shouting, talking)
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What's the matter
with you, Gordy?
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Can't you hold
that ball straight?
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Can't you see the ball?
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What the heck you
blaming me for?
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We can play footbal with it.
263
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,411
Better than you.
264
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,791
Now hold that thing or I'm gonna
get Shep to do it. Okay, go on.
265
00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:19,859
Come on, will you
hold it straight?
266
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:20,815
All right, team.
267
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,250
Kick it!
268
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,003
(shouting)
269
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,154
(groaning)
270
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,390
(shouting)
271
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:34,995
What to go, Gordy!
272
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,196
Our ball, first down.
273
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:39,445
Come on... The name
of the game is "Touch."
274
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,934
What's the matter, Lefty?
275
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,503
Didn't you get the
license number?
276
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,132
Come on, you
guys, let's huddle up.
277
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,077
(shouting)
278
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,413
BOY: That isn't
fair! That isn't fair!
279
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,059
Okay, here's the plan.
280
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,312
Okay, let's go... on three.
281
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,769
Okay, come on,
let's get 'em, man.
282
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,572
Come on, Robbie!
283
00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,890
Our team call red and
get the quarterback.
284
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:05,404
One, two, three, four.
285
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,928
BOY: That isn't fair!
286
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,446
That isn't fair!
287
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,948
Come on, Robbie, pass it.
288
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,984
Run! Run!
289
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,136
Come on, Robbie!
290
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,623
Whoa!
291
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,969
Robbie, run! Quick!
292
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,442
Come on!
293
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,207
Come on! Robbie...!
294
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,614
Oh, come on, Robbie.
295
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,270
Go! Robbie, what...
Oh, come on...
296
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,594
That isn't fair.
297
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,844
That isn't fair!
That isn't fair!
298
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,818
(boys clamoring)
299
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,487
That isn't fair!
300
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,700
That ain't fair!
301
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,258
(angry shouting)
302
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,210
That's the way you want to play?
303
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,832
Well, then, I think it's time
we both took up another sport.
304
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,833
(smack)
305
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,202
BOY: That isn't fair!
306
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,204
(clamoring)
307
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,206
(fists thudding)
308
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:26,285
Robbie, come on over
here under the light.
309
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:29,310
I want to take another
look at that eye.
310
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,938
Put something on that cut.
311
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:34,459
Having engine trouble?
312
00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:37,551
Yeah. The distributor's
got a short somewheres.
313
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,153
I'm trying to track it down.
314
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,155
I wish I could help you.
315
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:44,325
All I know about a car
you could stick in your eye.
316
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:45,543
The good one.
317
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,312
It's really not so compli... Ow!
318
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,875
(gently): I know...
319
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:51,699
It's really not so complicated.
320
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,401
Take this, for instance.
321
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,370
The cam... that's
what times your spark.
322
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:56,671
Oh?
323
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,239
But this isn't any ordinary cam.
324
00:15:58,307 --> 00:15:59,547
This has been specially milled.
325
00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:01,376
Cam like this is hard to find.
326
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,605
Where'd you get it?
327
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,979
Pig gave it to me.
328
00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,232
Well, that was sweet of her.
329
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,667
Yeah.
330
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,170
Pig's a good Joe.
331
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,623
Was, anyway, before
things changed.
332
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:20,044
Rob, are you sure Peggy's
the only one who's changed?
333
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:27,680
I don't know why
things couldn't go on
334
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:28,847
just like they were.
335
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,016
We used to have
such a ball together.
336
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,074
Everything changes, Rob.
337
00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:36,510
Nothing on this
earth stays the same.
338
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,378
Some things change very quickly.
339
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:40,715
You can... You can
actually see it happening.
340
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:44,318
And then some things change
very slowly and very subtly.
341
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,053
You're not really aware of it
342
00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:47,888
until one day,
all of a sudden...
343
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,635
That's stupid!
Just plain stupid!
344
00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:51,570
What? No wonder
I'm all balled up.
345
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,394
I got these two wires
crossed right over each other.
346
00:16:54,463 --> 00:16:56,196
Oh.
347
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,333
Yeah, I'd say you had
your wires crossed, all right.
348
00:16:59,401 --> 00:17:01,335
Boy, you said it.
349
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:03,833
Like that darn football game.
350
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,434
Here I am, fighting with Lefty
351
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,436
like he was an
enemy or something,
352
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,805
and we been best buddies
since the seventh grade.
353
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,174
Darn Mike, always
asking me to act my age.
354
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,758
Well, how am I supposed
to know what to do?
355
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,751
I wish I knew the magic word.
356
00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,552
Oh, me, too.
357
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,020
But there are some things
358
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,889
a father can't
help his son with.
359
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,692
Some things you have to
suffer through on your own.
360
00:17:24,761 --> 00:17:26,972
Do you mean, like
going to the dentist?
361
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,429
Yeah.
362
00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:29,775
BUB: Chow time!
363
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,198
Come and get it!
364
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,833
You go on, Dad.
365
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,101
I'm not hungry.
366
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:37,338
You know, I, uh...
367
00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:39,006
I think you owe Peggy something.
368
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:40,675
Oh, I'll pay her back.
369
00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:42,510
No, I don't mean for that cam.
370
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,945
I mean, for all the good
times you've shared.
371
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:47,515
Well, what about lately?
372
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,117
Suppose I told you
Peggy had a problem, too,
373
00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:52,119
and needed your help?
374
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:57,425
You know, Robbie,
uh... girls are...
375
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,394
Well, they're pretty
complicated mechanisms, too.
376
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:02,396
And this change you've
noticed in Peggy...
377
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,264
That-that happens
to all of them.
378
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,200
Girls are, uh...
379
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:08,202
Well, they're sort
of like caterpillars.
380
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,338
They-They go through
a cocoon stage,
381
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,907
and then they finally
emerge as beautiful butterflies.
382
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:16,577
Yeah, well, I liked her
better as a caterpillar.
383
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:18,912
Well, maybe so.
384
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:20,581
But right now,
Peggy isn't either one.
385
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,450
She's not a caterpillar
or a butterfly.
386
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,385
She's... Well, she's
sort of in between.
387
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:27,621
She's... Well, she's just a
crazy, mixed-up chrysalis.
388
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,623
That's what she is.
389
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,071
BUB: It's not
getting any warmer!
390
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,062
In a minute, Bub!
391
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:42,353
Robbie, why don't you,
uh, do Peggy a favor
392
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,088
like you'd do for an old friend.
393
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,823
Got to be little
enough to sacrifice
394
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,525
when you consider all the hours
she's invested in your engine.
395
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,771
What's little enough?
396
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,712
What if you ask her for a date?
397
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:52,896
A date?! Sure.
398
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,798
Call for her, take
her to a movie,
399
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,083
and maybe after the movie,
400
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,185
treat her to a malt
and a hamburger,
401
00:18:58,254 --> 00:19:00,554
and then, when you
take her to her door,
402
00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,656
to cap off the whole
evening, maybe, uh...
403
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,208
kiss her good night.
404
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:07,778
Kiss her good night?!
405
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,947
Dad, if this ever got around,
406
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,800
I'd never be able to show
my face at school again!
407
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,134
Life's a gamble, Rob.
408
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:16,136
That's a risk
you'll have to take.
409
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:22,360
Yeah, but maybe
she won't want to.
410
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,610
You don't know Pig.
411
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,980
She just might haul
off and belt me one.
412
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:28,783
Well, you still got
one good eye left.
413
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:35,034
Boy, if she ever
snitches on me...
414
00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:37,770
BUB: If you don't come
now, I'm bundling it up
415
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,137
and shipping it to Europe!
416
00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:40,261
Right away, Bub.
417
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,846
Well, come on, Rob.
418
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,448
You better hold a
piece of ice on that eye
419
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,484
while you eat, huh?
420
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,921
A day at a time, Rob.
421
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,634
That's the way we all live.
422
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,725
A day at a time.
423
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,732
(crickets chirping)
424
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,178
ROBBIE: What a movie!
425
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,003
How about that guy, giving
up his kingdom for a woman!
426
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,973
PEGGY: Oh, I-I thought
it was very romantic.
427
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,811
Yeah, I guess if someone
likes someone enough...
428
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,774
Well, you know what I mean.
429
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,115
Sure.
430
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,313
What I dug... He
wasn't a pantywaist.
431
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:22,881
Any guy who can run around
432
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,717
wearing silk stockings
and all that lace
433
00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,551
and with a braid in his hair,
434
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:28,186
and still take on ten guys
435
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,388
at a throw has got
my vote any time.
436
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,913
Well, you didn't
do so badly yourself
437
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,682
at the football
game the other day.
438
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,500
Oh, that.
439
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,868
I would've done better,
440
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,936
except Lefty got
in the first punch.
441
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:44,424
Boy, that guy's got two
rocks in the end of his arms!
442
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,947
Uh... want to sit a while?
443
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,632
I hadn't better.
444
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,833
It's getting kinda late.
445
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,751
Oh. Sure.
446
00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:00,185
Your folks don't
worry about the time?
447
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:04,094
Oh, no, not when I told
them who I was going out with.
448
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,496
Dad was kind of, you know,
449
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,432
but Mom said that
he wasn't to worry;
450
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,784
that you were a
perfect gentleman.
451
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,554
No fooling! She said that?
452
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,213
You know something?
453
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:31,121
I wouldn't tell this
to another guy...
454
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,959
but to tell the truth...
455
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,439
this is the first real
date I've ever had...
456
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,062
With a girl, I mean.
457
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,764
You'd never believe it.
458
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,001
It's true!
459
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,936
You, too?
460
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,844
You know something else?
461
00:21:53,913 --> 00:22:00,083
That perfume, Passionelle,
it's really not too bad.
462
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,712
Matter of fact, it
kind of grows on you.
463
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,826
(door slams inside)
464
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,900
Well... Yeah.
465
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,743
You didn't tell me... How's
the distributor working?
466
00:22:26,796 --> 00:22:28,479
Oh, not so hot.
467
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,758
But the cam's fine.
468
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,859
The cam's just swell.
469
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,482
But I got a short somewhere.
470
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,819
Sure it's in the distributor?
471
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,622
Did you check the coil?
The contact may be bad.
472
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,123
I never thought of that!
473
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,558
Pig, you're a flip!
474
00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:46,263
Oh, I didn't mean that.
475
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,366
Honest, I didn't.
476
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,578
Don't be sore.
477
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,369
Please, don't be sore... Peggy.
478
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:53,938
Oh, I'm sorry.
479
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:58,709
Because... Ow!
480
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,844
Robby, are you all right?!
481
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:08,419
(thunder rumbling)
482
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,067
It looks like we're
in for a little storm.
483
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,525
We're gonna have a big storm
484
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,494
if that kid doesn't
get home pretty soon.
485
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,740
He may be going
486
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,609
through a little rough
weather right now.
487
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,917
Dating a girl at his
age... It's ridiculous.
488
00:23:25,387 --> 00:23:26,954
Well...
489
00:23:27,023 --> 00:23:30,290
Bub, next time I offer
one of the boys advice,
490
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,159
remind me not to, will you?
491
00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:33,827
(door opens)
492
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,192
I don't know, Bub.
493
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,795
I, uh, I might have left it
in the dining room here.
494
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,732
Oh, hi, Rob. I didn't
hear you come in.
495
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,733
Have a good time?
496
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,750
Eh.
497
00:23:56,818 --> 00:23:58,585
What's wrong?
498
00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:00,799
I think maybe I
got a chipped tooth.
499
00:24:00,823 --> 00:24:01,889
How'd you do that?
500
00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:03,623
Not me, Peggy.
501
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,259
You mean, she did belt you?
502
00:24:05,328 --> 00:24:06,994
Are you kidding?!
503
00:24:07,063 --> 00:24:08,612
(giggles)
504
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:19,489
BUB (softly): Steve...
what's the forecast?
505
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:23,410
Oh, uh, spring fever
till around Christmas,
506
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:25,829
with possible drop in
temperatures after New Year's.
507
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,259
Occasional scattered storms
508
00:24:27,283 --> 00:24:29,060
moving in a feminine direction.
509
00:24:29,084 --> 00:24:30,617
No sign of frost.
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