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(theme song plays)
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'Morning, Steve. 'Morning, Jim.
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
but this is Visitors Day,
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and I've been showing
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some of the visiting
firemen over the plant.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I, I've just been
trying to figure out
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how we can wind this thing
up by the end of the week
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so I can get started
on that moon project.
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I think I have the
answer to that.
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I brought in another consulting
engineer to give you a hand.
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Oh, good.
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Ever hear of J.M. Johnson?
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No, I, uh, I don't think I have.
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One of our top astronomers.
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Made some
outstanding contributions
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to the field of astrophysics.
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Brilliant
mathematician. Brilliant.
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Should pick up the Nobel
Prize one of these days.
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Wonderful.
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He should be
able to help a little.
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Steve, there's something else
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I ought to tell you
about Johnson.
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You mean there's more?
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Excuse me, Mr. Guthrie.
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They're waiting for you
in Conference Room B.
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Oh, thanks, Lucille.
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And Mr. Douglas,
Dr. Johnson will meet you
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in the Design Room.
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Oh, he's here, huh? Fine.
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Come on down, Steve,
and I'll introduce you.
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Oh, don't bother, Jim, if
you've got an appointment.
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I'll introduce myself.
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Okay.
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Good luck.
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Oh! Oh!
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Sorry. I'm very sorry.
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Were you going to
Mr. Guthrie's office?
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No, I was taking a
tour of the funhouse.
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I'll be back.
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If you get lost in the maze,
send up a smoke signal.
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Thanks.
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LUCILLE: Quite a
surprise, isn't she?
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Yes.
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I'll have to drop in more
often on Visitors Day.
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I'd better get to work.
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LUCILLE: Oh, Mr. Douglas,
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excuse me, the Design
Room is that way.
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Yes, I know, I was just
taking the scenic route.
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I, uh... Hi, Steve.
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Hiya, Pete.
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How are things?
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Just fine.
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Oh, I'm sure he's there
by now, Dr. Johnson.
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Oh, fine. Thanks, Lucille.
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I'll go hunt him up.
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And how are things with you?
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No complaints, Pete.
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(visitors murmuring)
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(no audio)
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Well...
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Well, the last place
you look for something
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is invariably
where you'll find it.
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I'm afraid this doesn't fit me.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm Steve Douglas.
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Oh, well, how do you do?
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We don't usually have
such attractive visitors.
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Well, thank you, but I...
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Are you interested
in this sort of thing?
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Well, yes, a little. I...
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Must be pretty
baffling to an outsider.
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As a matter of fact, it's
pretty baffling to an insider.
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Well, uh, why don't
you tell me about it?
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Or is it a secret?
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Oh, no, no. It's non-classified.
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Well, these happen
to be instruments
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which we hope to
put into a satellite
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and send into space,
beyond the atmosphere.
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It'll be sort of a
flying observatory.
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You know, so we can get
a better look at the stars
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and things up there.
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And this little fellow
here is a telescope.
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By sending this telescope
far enough into space,
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we can overcome the
usual atmospheric distortion
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and get a much clearer picture
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of the stars and things.
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Do you follow me?
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Oh, well, I'm trying to.
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And this gadget here is
a small television camera
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which will also go
along on the trip
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and send back pictures of
what this little fellow here sees.
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Aha.
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Now, of course, this isn't all
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as simple as it sounds.
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I mean, we have the
problem of solar flares,
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the sun melting the film...
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But I presume you've
allowed for sufficient thickness
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to protect the satellite.
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Oh, yes, of course we have.
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And what is the weight
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of the total payload
you intend to use?
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About, uh, 2,000 pounds.
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How do you plan to orient
and control the telescope
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so that it'll attract the star?
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We, uh...
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You seem to know quite
a bit about this, Miss...
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Johnson.
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Johnson.
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J.M. Johnson?
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Mm-hmm.
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Dr. Johnson?
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Call me Johnson. Everybody does.
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Call me foolish. Everybody does.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Douglas.
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It was an opportunity
I couldn't resist.
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I know.
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Well, shall we go to work?
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Yes, I, I guess we'd better.
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Of course, this
is the first time
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I've ever worked
with an engineer
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who wears lipstick.
Who wears lipstick.
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Yeah. You've heard that before.
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I don't really know
where to start.
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Well, why don't you begin
by briefing me a little more
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on this "little fellow" here
in terms I can understand.
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All right, Johnson.
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Now..
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Steve, that was a
good first day's work.
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Looks like we'll
be able to start you
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on that moon project
right on schedule.
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You know, Jim,
I'm a little sorry
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we have to rush this assignment.
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Today's work was
really quite pleasant.
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You like working
with Johnson, huh?
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Yeah, it's all right.
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I will say it's
a little difficult
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to try to compute
in star magnitude
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with those baby blue eyes looking
at me across the drafting table.
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Well, don't let those
baby blue eyes fool you.
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Behind them is one of the
sharpest minds in this business.
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I don't doubt that.
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But she's still a woman, Jim,
and a darn good-looking one.
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Steve, if you've got
any plans for Johnson
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other than business,
forget them.
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She's strictly a career woman.
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You know what we
say in this business?
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"Even the impossible
is possible."
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Well, that's true.
But, uh, personally,
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I think you'd be better
off reaching for the moon.
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We know that's possible.
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(chuckling): Okay,
Jim, see you tomorrow.
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Heigh-ho. Good night,
Steve. Good night.
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Guthrie is satisfied?
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Oh, very satisfied.
No complaints at all.
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You know, I was thinking...
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We're going to have to work
nights to meet this deadline.
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You know, that's what
I was thinking, so, uh...
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After all, we have a
great deal to accomplish
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in a very short time.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Look, it's 6:00,
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and as long as
we have to work...
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I'm starved. How about you?
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Yes. I was just
going to suggest...
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Oh, good. Shall
we take this along
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and discuss it over dinner?
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That's a good idea.
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Do you, uh, like Italian food?
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Well, yes. I know
just the place.
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It's called The
Brothers Parucci.
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Wonderful food. Small, quiet.
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A nice place to work.
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Fine. I'll, uh, meet
you there in an hour.
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Meet me there?
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Well, I'd really like
to stop by the hotel
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and freshen up a little.
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Oh, well, I'd like
to change, too,
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so why don't I drop
you by your hotel,
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and then I'll pick
you up and then...
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Oh, no, thanks. I'll take a cab.
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What's the address?
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Well, it's Fifth
and Main, but...
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Shall we say 7:00?
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My, uh, my car is right
out in the parking lot.
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You did say this was business?
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Oh, of course.
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Well, then perhaps you'd
better take your briefcase.
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7:00.
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(traffic sounds)
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(easy listening music
playing inside restaurant
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Hey, Mr. Douglas.
Long time, no see.
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Yes. How are you, Luigi?
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Nice and hot.
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Try not to touch it.
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You're early.
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Yes. I, I wanted to
talk over the menu
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before the lady gets here.
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There you are.
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$4.75 out of five.
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There you are. Thank you.
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Now, Luigi, we'll start
with the antipasto.
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And after the antipasto,
we'll have that...
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What is that wonderful
dish you make?
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The, uh... oh, the
eggplant parmesan.
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How about some nice tamales?
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Tamales?
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We'll put cheese on it,
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and you'll never
know the difference.
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(record skipping) Hey,
Gonzales, fix the record.
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Gonzales? What's going on here?
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Have you ever tried
to find an Italian chef
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in this part of the country?
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You mean, your brother Guido
isn't in the kitchen anymore?
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What happened?
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He eloped to Mexico
with a Norwegian cook
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from the chop suey
parlor across the street,
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and he sent Gonzales
back to take his place.
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You mean you're
serving Mexican food
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in an Italian restaurant?
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You should see what they're
serving in the chop suey parlor.
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Oh, well, uh... all right,
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I'll leave the dinner up
to you... and Gonzales.
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I have a nice booth
right over here.
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How is this?
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Nothing in the back?
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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This table usually
seats four, though.
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Thanks. Luigi,
about the music...
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Could you play something soft?
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Maybe something with
a continental flavor?
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Hey, Gonzales, see if
you can find a love song!
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That do it?
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Oh, fine. Luigi, how about some
imported chianti with dinner?
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Oh, I'll see if we've got any.
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I forgot.
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We're having Mexican food.
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Just... just skip it, huh?
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Oh, uh...
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(soft romantic music plays)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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When did you get here?
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Oh, about a half an hour
before the floor show started.
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Must have looked a little silly
from the ground control station.
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Oh, with the
visibility below zero,
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it was a little difficult
to sight accurately.
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I was just trying to see
if we had enough light.
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Oh.
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Okay, you win.
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(record skipping)
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LUIGI: Gonzales,
hey, fix the record!
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(needle scratches,
song plays normally)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(sighs)
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which concludes our
suggestions for the proposal,
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(sighs): the rest to be left
open to contract demands.
260
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(sighs): Is that all?
261
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,659
Unless you have
something to add.
262
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,629
Steve. Hmm?
263
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,731
No, no.
264
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,534
I couldn't add two
and two at this point.
265
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,146
Well, I'll type this up tomorrow
266
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,305
and have you both sign it
before I give it to Mr. Guthrie.
267
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,651
Good.
268
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,291
Thanks, Lucille,
for staying so late.
269
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,021
(chuckles): Oh, that's okay.
270
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,596
I can use the overtime.
271
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,014
Good night, Lucille.
272
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,382
You mean morning.
273
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,796
(laughs): Yeah.
274
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,586
Boy, 4:00.
275
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,905
4:02, to be exact. Hmm.
276
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,659
You must be bushed.
277
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,462
Oh, I feel fine.
278
00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:29,416
You look fine.
279
00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:31,885
Bushed but fine.
280
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,806
Oh, well, maybe I could
do with a little sleep.
281
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,243
(yawns): You want
coffee? No, no, no.
282
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,689
One more cup and I'll perk.
283
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,480
(quiet chuckle)
284
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,451
(sighs): I'm hungry.
285
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,453
How about you?
286
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,055
Starved.
287
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,724
Well, why don't we go and
get something to eat, hmm?
288
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,593
Mm-hmm.
289
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,262
All right.
290
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,439
The only place I know that's
open this time of night is a drive-in.
291
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,664
That be okay?
292
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:08,973
Fine. As long as they
have tamales Italiano.
293
00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:11,825
I, uh, I'll meet you there, hmm?
294
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:18,177
(laughs): Nah, it'd be silly for
you to call a cab, wouldn't it?
295
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,745
'Cause I just happen to
be driving there myself.
296
00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:24,438
Well, in that case, maybe
I'll just ride along with you.
297
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,684
Good idea.
298
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,686
I was just going
to suggest that.
299
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,110
(laughs softly)
300
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,460
Well, now, if we can make it
to the car, we're in business.
301
00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:35,983
(sniffs)
302
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,985
Come on, let's try.
303
00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,620
(laughs)
304
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,322
Oh, man...
305
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,227
(sighs)
306
00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:55,313
Of course, I can't promise you
307
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:58,171
Freddy's Drive-In will
be as romantic as Luigi's.
308
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,508
I'll bet the
records don't stick.
309
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,441
I've got your coat.
310
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,287
Well, you taught me
one thing at Luigi's:
311
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,591
never to put pleasure
before business.
312
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,326
What time does your plane
leave for Washington tomorrow?
313
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:42,033
10:00. Well, that, uh, doesn't
leave us much time, does it?
314
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,701
I know.
315
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,337
What is this, uh, assignment
316
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,840
you're in such
a hurry to get to?
317
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,309
More stargazing.
318
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,094
What's yours?
319
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:58,115
Well, Guthrie wants me to start
on his moon project, but, uh...
320
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,219
the last few days, I've
started a project of my own.
321
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,565
Oh?
322
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,989
But I can't go much farther
with it if you leave town.
323
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,558
Well, what is it?
324
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,560
It's called Operation Johnson.
325
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,430
I think it has a
lot of possibilities.
326
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,799
Couldn't you postpone
the Washington trip?
327
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,286
(laughs): I mean... we really
haven't had a chance to...
328
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,706
Well, I'd-I'd like you
to meet my family.
329
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,509
Come out to the house
and have dinner and...
330
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:28,129
(laughs): visit the
Douglas Den of Disaster.
331
00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:30,981
Bub's a wonderful cook,
and I know the boys would...
332
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:05,316
You know... Guthrie said
something to me the other day.
333
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,721
He told me it'd be
easier to reach the moon
334
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,457
than it would be to
reach J.M. Johnson.
335
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,981
The moon is 240,000 miles away.
336
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,123
Tell me something, Johnson.
337
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,614
Hmm?
338
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,694
What's your first name?
339
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,317
Joan.
340
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,389
Well, I'll tell you,
I'll call you, uh,
341
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,226
Johnson in the office
and... Joan in the moonlight.
342
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,228
How will that be?
343
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,211
(starts engine)
344
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,393
Why didn't you wake me up, Bub?
345
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,500
I should have been dressed
and out of here by now.
346
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,057
For crying out loud, Steve, I
was just trying to do you a favor.
347
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,403
The hours you've
been keeping this week,
348
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,071
I thought you'd like to
sleep in this morning.
349
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,907
It's my own fault... I slept
right through the alarm.
350
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,208
I know you were trying to help.
351
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,743
You're darn right, I
was trying to help.
352
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,800
You know how hard it is
to keep those wild Indians
353
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,335
out of the house on
Saturday morning.
354
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,549
I'm sorry, there was just
something I had to do this morning.
355
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,117
Well, there's something
I got to do, too. Hello.
356
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,952
There's a mess of laundry and
cleaning. This is Steven Douglas.
357
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,954
I suppose that's nothing. Just
trying to do you a favor, Yes.
358
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,273
And you get all huffy about it.
Could I speak to Dr. Johnson, please?
359
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:42,991
Well, yes, sir, just a moment.
360
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,226
It's for you, Doctor.
361
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,530
Steven Douglas.
362
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,969
Steven Douglas.
363
00:19:49,038 --> 00:19:51,471
Steven Douglas.
364
00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:55,442
Hi, Steve. How are you?
365
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:58,245
I just got in town... I
haven't had a chance to...
366
00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:01,281
Excuse me, but, uh, something
seems to be wrong here.
367
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,966
Well, that's too bad, Steve.
368
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,269
Uh, what seems
to be the trouble?
369
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:08,205
Well, the trouble is, I-I
wanted to speak to Dr. Johnson.
370
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,107
Well, this is Dr. Johnson.
371
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,904
(chuckles): Well, then I... must
have the wrong Dr. Johnson.
372
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,094
Oh, I see.
373
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:16,931
Uh... then I don't
know you, do I, Steve?
374
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:18,833
No, I don't believe you do, sir.
375
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,580
(chuckles): I was trying to
figure out whether you were
376
00:20:21,604 --> 00:20:23,265
the gall bladder or
the appendectomy.
377
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,572
Here, I'll give you
back to the clerk.
378
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,603
(door opens) Uh,
thank you very much.
379
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,822
Mike! Who took my
long extension cord?
380
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:31,356
Hello. This is
Mr. Douglas again.
381
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,158
You gave me the
wrong Dr. Johnson.
382
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,932
The one I want is a blonde.
383
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,829
(laughs): I mean, she's a lady.
384
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:38,802
Oh, that Dr. Johnson.
385
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,738
Yes, I'll tell you, now, would
you give her a message for me?
386
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,019
I'm supposed to take her
to the airport this morning,
387
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,210
and I'm going to be
just a little late, so...
388
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,446
She checked out
about an hour ago.
389
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,049
An hour ago?
390
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,551
Well, did she leave a
message or anything?
391
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,271
No, sir. No, she didn't.
392
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,873
I see.
393
00:20:59,942 --> 00:21:02,877
ROBBIE: Come on, give
me my extension cord.
394
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:04,879
CHIP: It's not yours, it's mine!
395
00:21:04,947 --> 00:21:08,382
ROBBIE: Yeah, well, who said
you could use it for a dog leash?
396
00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:11,218
You want to hear some good news?
397
00:21:11,286 --> 00:21:13,365
Yeah, I could use
a little right now.
398
00:21:13,389 --> 00:21:14,922
The washing machine is busted.
399
00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:16,390
Well, that figures.
400
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:20,027
What am I gonna do about that
service porch full of dirty clothes?
401
00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,773
I wonder why she didn't phone.
402
00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:24,164
'Course, I could send
for the repairman.
403
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,834
I guess it just
wasn't in the cards.
404
00:21:26,903 --> 00:21:28,536
Might cost about 30 bucks.
405
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,749
I'll take a look at it, Bub.
406
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:33,040
Boy, when I have kids,
I'm gonna teach them
407
00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:34,642
to respect other
people's property.
408
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,089
Or maybe even $40 or
$50. I said I'd take a look at it.
409
00:21:38,113 --> 00:21:41,314
But when? If I don't get started
on that laundry right away,
410
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,317
you're not gonna have
any clean clothes next week.
411
00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:48,856
STEVE: Well, that takes
care of Operation Johnson.
412
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,858
Who was I kidding, anyway?
413
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,112
(jet engine roaring)
414
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:02,436
And I know she's not doing her
eye exercises with Mother there.
415
00:22:02,504 --> 00:22:04,872
Mama just spoils the
daylights out of those kids.
416
00:22:04,941 --> 00:22:08,675
And, of course, she never could
do Al's shirts the way he likes them.
417
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,312
And I just know none of them
are eating the way they should be.
418
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:14,849
So, that's why I had to
cut my vacation short.
419
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,495
(laughs): I was spending a fortune
on long-distance calls, anyway.
420
00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:19,036
I might as well be home.
421
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:23,190
I guess a family can be
quite a problem sometimes.
422
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,692
Yes.
423
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,795
Well, of course, nothing
like the problems you have.
424
00:22:27,863 --> 00:22:30,146
But, then, you do
have your freedom.
425
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:34,318
I've always been fascinated
by astrology... or astronomy.
426
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:35,664
Astronomy.
427
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,938
Well, you know what
I mean... stargazing.
428
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,525
The only trouble with keeping
your eyes on the stars is...
429
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,061
well, you stand a pretty
good chance of missing
430
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,130
what's happening
right here on earth.
431
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,772
Chip.
432
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,273
Yeah, Dad?
433
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,574
Thank you.
434
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,059
Boy, when I build my home,
435
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,827
I'm gonna have
about a million outlets
436
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,446
in the garage.
437
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,400
Well, that's it, I guess.
438
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:07,901
What was wrong, Dad?
439
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,937
One cotter pin,
two bent paper clips
440
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:11,572
and, uh, one skate key.
441
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,874
Gee, thanks, Dad!
You're welcome.
442
00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:15,876
Now, let's try it.
443
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,480
Oh, now, what's the matter?
444
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:22,115
I guess this just isn't my day.
445
00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:24,117
And it hasn't even started.
446
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:27,115
Chip, did you give
Dad this message?
447
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,255
What message?
448
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,556
The message from the doctor
449
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,642
that I wrote you
when she called up.
450
00:23:31,694 --> 00:23:33,126
Oh.
451
00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:35,128
When did Dr. Johnson call?
452
00:23:35,198 --> 00:23:37,158
When Mike and
Bub went to the store.
453
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,866
And he told Robbie and
me not to wake you up.
454
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,501
And Robbie was in the garage.
455
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,666
Oh, no wonder I'm
always in trouble with Jean.
456
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:47,991
I probably don't get half
the messages she sends.
457
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:49,924
STEVE: "Took an earlier flight.
458
00:23:49,978 --> 00:23:52,024
"Have figured out
why Operation Johnson
459
00:23:52,048 --> 00:23:53,947
"won't get off the ground.
460
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,449
"Bad timing in the
first-stage rocket.
461
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,619
"Will try to correct
in Washington.
462
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,220
"Let you know results.
463
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:03,174
Request rain check
on Den of Disaster."
464
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,708
(chuckles softly)
465
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,113
You aren't sore at
me, are you, Dad?
466
00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:12,199
No, Chip, no.
467
00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:14,334
No, it's a very nice message.
468
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:16,687
You did fine.
469
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,175
(washing machine rumbling)
Jeepers, Dad, it's running!
470
00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:23,245
Yeah.
471
00:24:23,312 --> 00:24:25,056
Well, you got it
working, eh, Steve?
472
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,358
I thought that
washing machine was
473
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,493
a goner for sure. Well,
you know what they say
474
00:24:28,517 --> 00:24:32,586
in my business, Bub... Even
the impossible is possible.
475
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:36,156
(washing machine rumbling)
476
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,158
(jet engine roaring)
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