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(theme song plays)
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(utensils lightly clanking)
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Uh, very tasty soup, Bub.
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The, uh, nice thing
about thin soup like this
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is it's not too filling.
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I mean, uh, it sort of
whets your appetite
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for the rest of the dinner.
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(chuckles)
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What rest of the...?
Shh... What's that?
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Nothing.
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Okay, that does it.
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Now get to your homework.
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Never mind the dishes.
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I'll take care of 'em.
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What do you mean "that does it"?
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Is this all we're
getting for dinner?
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(stammers, chuckles)
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Are we on some kind
of a diet or something?
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No, that's just Bub's corny way
of telling us we're out of food.
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Out of food?
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Yeah, Bub's all
shook up b... Chip.
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You're darn right
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I'm all shook up. Look,
Dad, I tried to explain to Bub...
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I don't mind doing the
cooking, scrubbing...
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that I have a few
obligations of my own.
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And the housework around here...
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I mean, I can't spend
all day, every day...
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but when it comes
to running the errands
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and buying the groceries...
hauling him around town.
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I think it's only fair...
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It's not fair, Dad.
That I have a little help.
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Let's... now, just a
minute, just a minute.
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Mike promised Bub to pick
him up after school and...
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I did not promise. Look here, young
man, when we want your two cents
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we'll let you know. I
said if I could I would,
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but I certainly didn't promise.
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You've already done plenty around
here today. Why don't you butt out anyway?
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All right, let's not argue.
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It's not good on
an empty stomach.
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Mike promised.
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Now, it seems fantastic,
but I gather we're out of food,
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and all because Mike,
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for apparently good
reasons, has upset Bub...
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And justifiably so... by not
taking him shopping today.
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Correct?
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Today, yesterday
and the day before that.
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Well, it's not my fault, Dad.
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So darned many unexpected
things came up at school.
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Unexpected is right.
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Rally Day, Post-Rally
Day, Pre-Rally Day.
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I've had my fill of
senior activities.
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I'm fed up.
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I wish I were.
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Well, it seems we do
have a little problem.
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Mike has some
obligations to meet
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and Bub has a few things
to pick up downtown.
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A few things?
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Laundry, cleaning, groceries,
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and I was supposed to
pick up the lawnmower
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about a week ago.
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How am I going to
get all those things
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in that sawed-off
little jalopy of his?
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It's not sawed-off,
it's cut-down.
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Well, sawed-off or cut-down,
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I'm sure it'll hold all the
things you have to pick up, Bub.
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It has a big trunk in the back.
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Are you kidding?
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That trunk's been
rusted shut for years.
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It isn't rusted, it's locked.
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Oh, Mike, unlock it.
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Well, I, I lost the key.
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I'm getting hungrier
every minute.
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See?
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Well, all we have to do is
make a slight adjustment.
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We? Dad.
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Don't ask me to adjust.
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I've adjusted myself
right out of food.
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Now, Bub, don't be inflexible.
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Healthy living is simply an...
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ALL: Endless series
of small adjustments.
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That's right. Phooey.
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Dad. Just a minute, Chip.
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I'm starving...
starving to death.
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STEVE: All right,
here's the solution.
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Mike, tomorrow you drive
the station wagon to school
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and arrange your schedule
so that you can take
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your granddad shopping
in the afternoon. Okay?
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Okay.
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Dad? Are you going
to take the bus?
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No, no, I'm not proud;
I'll drive your car.
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Now, what do you say
we all adjust ourselves
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to a big hamburger down
at Freddie's Drive-In?
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Yow-ee!
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Dad!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Chip, what is it?
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I forget.
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Come on, get your coat.
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Ooh...
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Whoa! Watch, hey,
whoa, get in there.
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Now, personally, Douglas,
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I'm convinced that
you're the right man.
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You're a clear thinker,
sharp eye for detail,
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and not likely to get bogged
down by government red tape.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'm sure I had it.
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I couldn't have gotten
in without it, could I?
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(chuckles)
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Here it is.
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Good.
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Figured you were the right man.
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Thank you.
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Shall we take your car?
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Oh, certainly, General.
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Oh, I, uh, I forgot.
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We've had a little
transportation mix-up
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at the house and I'm
driving my son's car.
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I don't think we...
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Are you apologizing, Douglas?
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Well, no, sir, it isn't that, it's
just that... Well, adjust to it.
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Can't be inflexible, you know.
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I know, sir.
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BOTH: Life is
just a series of...
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Small adjustments.
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Come on, Johnson,
no time for that.
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May I have your
identification, please?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Well, here we are.
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Thanks, Douglas.
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Ah, look out.
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(horn wolf whistles)
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(chuckling nervously): I'm
sorry, General, I didn't know...
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Uh, come on,
Johnson, let's get out.
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Well, see you at your
house for dinner tonight.
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Fine, General, about 6:30 sharp.
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Good. I'm looking forward
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to a good home-cooked
dinner for a change.
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Good... here... can I
help? Come on, Johnson.
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I guess I can't.
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Maybe you'd better
get out this side.
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Yes.
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(chuckles)
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At this rate, we may have
to have dinner in the car.
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Yes.
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Uh, hold it.
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Lean forward, Johnson.
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(grunts)
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Oh, that's clear
thinking, General. Yes.
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Certainly makes it more
comfortable, doesn't it?
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Yes, well, thanks for the ride.
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You're perfectly welcome, sir.
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See you at 6:30.
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All right.
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We'll be ready and
waiting, General.
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You sure I can't pick
you up someplace?
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No, thanks, I'll take a cab.
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(clutch grinds loudly)
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(backfires)
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(backfiring)
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Good man, Douglas.
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Used to be a fine pilot.
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Funny, some men just
never adjust to civilian life.
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Come on, Johnson.
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(engine sputtering loudly)
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Where's Dad?
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What?
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Where's Dad?
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Yeah, it sounds pretty bad.
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I wonder how he's
doing with my rod.
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Maybe it's a loose gasket.
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What?
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Gasket.
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Yeah, I just filled it up.
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Okay, you fellas.
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Robbie, shut that
thing off. (backfires)
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Your dad just called and he says
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there's a two-star general
coming to dinner tonight.
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(backfires)
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Robbie, turn
that darn thing off.
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I know, it doesn't sound
very good, does it?
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Ah... Mike, come
here, you have to hurry.
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He wants you to meet him at
the McKinley bus stop at 6:00.
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Bus stop? What'd
he do to my car?
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(backfiring)
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Robbie, turn that thing off.
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Well, uh, there's some kind
of adjustment to be made.
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He'll explain it to you
when you pick him up.
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Robbie. Oh,
that's tough to take.
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Huh?
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I said, "That's tough to take."
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Why? He's ridden the bus before.
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No, I mean about my car.
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(groans)
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(backfires)
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Hey, you cut off the gas.
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Yes, and I'll shut off your gas
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if you don't get in the house.
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There's a two-star general
coming to dinner tonight.
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(backfiring) Now get in there.
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Wow, why didn't you say so?
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Well, I was just too
shy to mention it.
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Now get in there.
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Will you dry up?
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(sputtering stops)
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(backfires, hisses)
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(mouthing)
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Garfield... Garfield next.
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Accidents, murders
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and platinum-haired
hotsy totsies.
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I beg your pardon?
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Same thing every day.
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Oh, yeah.
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Haven't read a
newspaper in ten years.
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How'd the Yankees make out?
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Oh, they won three to two.
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What's news about that?
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Call theirselves newspapers.
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I like history myself.
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How about you?
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Yeah, yeah, history's fine.
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History is like life.
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Always thought
I'd write a history
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of my life someday.
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That'd make real
interesting reading
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for people, wouldn't it?
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Well, I guess that'd depend
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on what kind of life you've had.
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I'm glad you asked me that.
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We was all born in a town
upstate called Rockfield.
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There were me and my
four brothers and five sisters.
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Things happened
sometimes, once in awhile.
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Think that'd make an
interesting beginning to the story?
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Yeah, that... that
would be fine.
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Just to give you an
idea what it was like,
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when the chores was done
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and we weren't too tuckered out,
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why, we'd all of us...
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well, no, not all
of us, because...
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(rock 'n' roll music
playing over stereo)
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Wasn't that something?
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Mm-hm.
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And freckles to match.
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Never seen so many freckles
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on one kid in my whole life.
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DRIVER: Cleveland...
Cleveland next.
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More freckles than a
dog has fleas. Yeah.
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Of course, that
was Eulalia's boy.
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You remember me
telling you about Eulalia?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, she was, uh,
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Uncle Rice's niece. Yup.
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On your mother's side.
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Played the ukulele. Banjo.
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Banjo.
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Red-haired, freckle-faced
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and a temper to match.
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So ornery, no use
dickering with him.
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What do you think of that?
261
00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:52,613
Never forget the day when
we was down chopping weeds
262
00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:55,733
over by where the dead
cottonwoods used to be.
263
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,597
Uh, McKinley... McKinley next.
264
00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:59,701
(rock 'n' roll music
playing over stereo)
265
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,771
I took that old saw blade
266
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,907
and fastened it onto
that old hoe handle
267
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,376
with a piece of
rusty bailing wire.
268
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,545
Come pruning time,
it was just about
269
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,381
as handy as a pocket on a
shirt. DRIVER: Taft Street.
270
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,039
Course, probably my
book wouldn't sell so good.
271
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,785
It ain't gonna be
filled with all kinds
272
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,154
of murdering, women screaming
273
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,690
and science friction and all.
274
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,381
Oh, here's my stop.
275
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,927
Well, enjoyed talking to you.
276
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,517
Mm...
277
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,332
That's another
thing that's wrong
278
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,367
with newspapers nowadays.
279
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,902
People don't take the time
280
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,326
to talk to one another.
Mm-hmm, that's right.
281
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,881
The bus went right by
and didn't even stop.
282
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,416
What do you think happened, Bub?
283
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,684
I don't know,
284
00:15:03,752 --> 00:15:06,587
but your Dad will probably
be on the next one.
285
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,821
He better be, anyway,
286
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,585
because the general's
due here pretty soon.
287
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,176
Well, maybe he
decided to take a cab.
288
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,090
Well, do you think I
ought to come home?
289
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,613
Nope, stay where you are.
290
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,898
He'll be along pretty quick.
291
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,604
Mm... (sighs)
292
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,952
Harding.
293
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,275
Harding?
294
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,444
What happened to McKinley?
295
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,606
He was assassinated.
296
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,130
I mean the street!
297
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,976
Oh, we passed that
about ten minutes ago.
298
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,611
Oh, my gosh, I slept
through my stop.
299
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,767
Let me off.
300
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,698
Hoover... Hoover next.
301
00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:42,189
(rock 'n' roll music
playing over stereo)
302
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:50,097
Hey.
303
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,601
What the heck?
304
00:15:56,906 --> 00:15:59,051
Ja. Well, I... I wonder if
I could use your phone.
305
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,452
I've had a little trouble...
Oh, yeah, come in.
306
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:02,988
Oh, come in, my
friends, come in.
307
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:04,256
I better go next... Come in.
308
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,780
I'll go... I'll go next door.
309
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,715
Come in.
310
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:10,551
(all talking at once)
311
00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:23,864
(busy signal)
312
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,162
Darned Robbie, always
on the phone when I need it!
313
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,485
Steve?
314
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,353
Where in tarnation are you?
315
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,500
Well, never mind that, Bub,
is General Heffler there yet?
316
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,235
No, according to
the kitchen clock,
317
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,893
he's got 15 minutes,
unless he's late.
318
00:16:35,945 --> 00:16:37,589
General Heffler
is never late, Bub.
319
00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:39,475
Now, when he gets there...
You reach your wife, ja?
320
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,099
Uh, yes, yes... uh, no, I...
321
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,287
I mean, I'm not married.
322
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,267
Uh, Bub, where's Mike?
323
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,802
Not married?
324
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,388
Hedwig, Hedwig, some
punch for our unmarried guest!
325
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,898
Yeah, I got a little nervous
and I took the bus and, uh...
326
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,143
maybe I better call a cab.
327
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,679
No, no, no, Mike will be
calling me back any minute.
328
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,113
I'll have him pick you up.
329
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,431
Okay, I'm at, uh...
330
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,949
What... what is
the address here?
331
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,485
4201 Hoover.
332
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,886
4201 Hoover.
333
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,155
Yeah, it's a white house,
and it's right on the corner.
334
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,784
Hedwig, Hedwig,
my older daughter.
335
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,840
Beautiful girl, ja?
336
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,146
Yes, very pretty.
337
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,927
(laughing) Um... Only 35.
338
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:18,051
Bub, uh, I'll be
waiting outside.
339
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,681
Hedwig is not married also.
340
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,974
(stammering)
341
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,419
Oh. Hedwig makes it herself.
342
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,626
Thank you very much.
343
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,772
Bub, are you still there?
344
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,763
Yeah, what's going on?
345
00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:30,559
Sounds like you're
having a party.
346
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,583
(busy signal)
347
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,718
Robbie, you big bag of wind!
348
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,631
I'll try you once more
in a few minutes,
349
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,700
and then I'm going home.
350
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,156
And, Bub, if, uh,
General Heffler
351
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,003
gets there before I do,
for Pete's sake, be careful
352
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,137
what you say to him, will you?
353
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,872
Strong... good
cook, too. No, no, no.
354
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,175
No, no, I didn't meant that,
I... Makes all her own clothes.
355
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,976
No, I just want you to
remember that contract he has
356
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,978
in his pockets is our food
for the next three months.
357
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,019
Yeah... okay, good-bye.
358
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,437
Fine young girl.
359
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,255
Sings, plays the tuba...
360
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,992
Well, not at the
same time, I bet.
361
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,390
Do you like bowling?
362
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,330
Well, yes, yes, I, uh,
I like to bowl, but...
363
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,849
Ja, Hedwig bowl 180.
364
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,897
180... that's very good for a
girl. And she loves children, too.
365
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,398
I'll bet she does.
Uh, maybe next time,
366
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,532
you and Hedwig go bowling, ja?
367
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:11,700
Oh, yeah, yeah. Ja.
368
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,244
I-I mean, I'm sure
she'll make somebody
369
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,892
a wonderful wife...
Thank you very much.
370
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,405
You're welcome.
Uh, don't you like it?
371
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,140
Oh, I'm sure it's very
good, but I-I-I'm in a hurry.
372
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,526
Thanks for letting me use the
phone. She has good sense of humor.
373
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,615
I can see that.
374
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,752
And her very own
checking account, too!
375
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,396
Boy, this just isn't my day.
376
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:39,199
General Heffler's probably
ringing the doorbell right now,
377
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,101
and here I stand.
378
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,248
Course, I know Bub
and the boys will treat him
379
00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:47,875
as a general should
be treated... I hope.
380
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:51,745
(doorbell ringing)
381
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,246
CHIP: I'll get it.
382
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,082
(door opening) Hey, Bub,
383
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,251
there's a big clunky
guy here to see Dad.
384
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,331
My name is Heffler,
Major General,
385
00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:02,100
United States Air Force.
386
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,725
BUB: Oh, yeah,
come on in, Sarge.
387
00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:06,071
General.
388
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,895
(door closing)
389
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:11,298
CHIP: You gonna give my Dad
that important contract, mister?
390
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:12,933
General!
391
00:19:13,002 --> 00:19:14,534
BUB: Steve just called.
392
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:16,103
Sounded like he was at a party
393
00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:18,005
on the other side
of town, Sarge.
394
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,708
I am not a sergeant,
and I am not a mister!
395
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:23,121
I am an important
general who is not going
396
00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:25,190
to give your father
an important contract!
397
00:19:25,214 --> 00:19:27,759
Contract, contract, contract...
398
00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:29,333
(horn honking)
399
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,879
Are you getting
on, or aren't you?
400
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,570
Oh, I'm sorry you stopped, I...
401
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,606
I'm just waiting for my boy...
He's going to pick me up...
402
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,102
unless something
else has gone wrong.
403
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:39,727
Okay, but if he's
like my kid brother,
404
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,473
you may be standing
there all night.
405
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:42,497
Yeah.
406
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,417
Hey.
407
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,497
You, uh... you
talked me into it.
408
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,753
Huh.
409
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,822
Boy, the characters
you meet driving a bus.
410
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,235
You know, I could
write a book about it.
411
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,003
Be darned interesting, too.
412
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,622
Why, just the other day,
413
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:58,045
this blonde got on my bus...
414
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,916
That's funny.
415
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:23,220
I'm sure Bub said he'd be
standing right on the corner.
416
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,722
Not there?
417
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,591
Well, listen, Mike,
I just talked to him.
418
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,710
Are you sure you're
at 42nd and Hoover?
419
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,528
Sure, I'm sure.
420
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,830
Mr. Swenson said
Dad just left here.
421
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:34,948
Who?
422
00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:38,085
Swenson... I'm
calling from his house.
423
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,031
Maybe you hungry, ja?
424
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,289
Uh, well, yeah, thanks.
425
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,157
Bub, what do I do now?
426
00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:46,204
Uh, Thea, Thea, bring the tray
427
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,423
for this nice, good
looking young man.
428
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,626
Beautiful girl, ja?
429
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,949
My youngest.
430
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,183
How do you do?
431
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,385
Bub, are you there?
432
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,539
Very fine anchovies Olga.
433
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,185
Thea makes it herself.
434
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,876
Thanks.
435
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,206
And such a good cook, that girl.
436
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,510
At her age, too.
437
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,692
Mmm.
438
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,032
You like her, ja?
439
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,552
Bub!
440
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,204
Bub?
441
00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:32,540
Hello, Mike?
442
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,008
I'm sorry, but my
butterfly rolls were burning.
443
00:21:35,078 --> 00:21:36,343
Yes.
444
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,146
Jeepers, Bub, when's
that general getting here?
445
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,315
Between this darned
tie and the hunger pangs,
446
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,894
I'm about gone.
Serves you right.
447
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:44,329
Mike, you stay
right where you are,
448
00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:45,364
and I'll call you back.
449
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,520
Okay, Bub.
450
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:47,988
You like to dance?
451
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,090
It's harmony, six five, four,
452
00:21:50,158 --> 00:21:51,169
three, seven. Three, seven.
453
00:21:51,193 --> 00:21:52,937
Thea, come show this nice,
454
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:55,521
good looking young
man the polka.
455
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,583
And make it quick,
will you, Bub?
456
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,863
Yes, sir, I'll get right on it.
457
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:02,964
Good-bye.
458
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,421
(doorbell ringing)
459
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,934
Oh, my gosh, the general.
460
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,991
You stay here; I
got a job for you.
461
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,360
Chip, the door!
462
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,306
Bub, can't I eat first?
463
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,808
No... Chip, get the
door! CHIP: I'm coming.
464
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,765
Now, you hightail it down
465
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,977
to the McKinley
Street bus stop...
466
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:16,917
CHIP: Hey, Bub!
467
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,502
There's a big guy here
468
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,821
in a clunky uniform to see Dad.
469
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,169
You sore or something, Dad?
470
00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:38,149
No, no, no, just thinking.
471
00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:39,740
Well, I sure am.
472
00:22:39,809 --> 00:22:42,120
Am what? I mean, are what?
473
00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:43,343
Sore.
474
00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:45,813
This darned crossbar
sure isn't built for comfort.
475
00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:47,325
(chuckling): Oh.
476
00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:49,182
Well, stay with it.
477
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:51,811
We've only got a
couple more blocks.
478
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,088
Hey, Robbie...
479
00:22:55,157 --> 00:22:57,353
read this telegram
again, will you?
480
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,176
Boy, you should
have seen the look
481
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,412
on Bub's face when the
big guy in the clunky uniform
482
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,213
turned out to be
a telegraph boy.
483
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,449
(laughing)
484
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,050
"Cancel dinner plans.
485
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,986
"Called back to Washington.
486
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:13,156
"Will tell you about
project tomorrow...
487
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,125
"if your phone is not busy.
488
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,961
"Signed G.A. Heffler,
Major General,
489
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,296
United States Air Force."
490
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,765
Whoa.
491
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,332
Well, there I was,
492
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:25,335
getting all lathered
up over nothing.
493
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,883
Hey, uh, I wonder
what happened to Mike.
494
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,841
(polka music playing)
495
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,811
(festive murmuring, clapping)
496
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,373
♪ ♪
497
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,340
You know, Robbie,
498
00:24:19,408 --> 00:24:21,320
I bet we've got the
only house in America
499
00:24:21,344 --> 00:24:22,855
where you can wake
up in the morning
500
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,122
and not possibly
imagine what's going
501
00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:25,958
to happen to you before
you go to bed at night.
502
00:24:25,982 --> 00:24:26,930
(chuckling)
503
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,766
(dogs barking)
504
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,282
Go on... get! Get out of here.
505
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,416
Go home!
506
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,275
(barking continues)
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