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(theme music plays)
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(door closing)
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Ugh, I phoned that
plumber at 8:00 this morning.
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He's not here yet.
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How are you gonna wash
the dishes without water?
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How can you clean your hands
without water? (kids arguing, laughing)
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How can you do
anything without water?
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Now, come on,
fellas, break it up.
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Break it up, will you, fellas?
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Fellas, listen to me, will you?
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Break it up, will you?
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Look what you're
doing to your clothes.
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Well, these are just
rags for Chip's rag drive.
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(laughing) Hey!
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Now, get out of
here, and stay out!
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No fair! Hey, come
on, get back here.
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Why, you cheater!
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Get out.
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You two, get out
of here and stay out.
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Hey, quit horsing around,
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you blockheaded, knuckle-eared,
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stubble-footed monkeys.
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Hi, Miss Pitts.
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Good afternoon, Chip.
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Got any old rags?
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Rags?
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Yeah, you know, old
towels, dresses, stockings,
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anything you want to throw away.
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Goodness me.
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Well, let's see what
you've got here.
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Yes, you certainly
are collecting rags.
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Does your grandfather
know you're doing this?
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Sure. He thinks
it's a great idea.
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BUB: ♪ Put him in the
long boat till he's sober ♪
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♪ Put him in the long
boat till he's sober ♪
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Hi, Chip! How's
the rag business?
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Swell, Bub.
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Betcha I got
another five pounds.
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Good... remember,
every ounce helps.
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(bird chirping)
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Is your father home yet?
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Nope, just Bub.
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I see.
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Well, as for rags,
I don't have much.
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I got rid of so many
things when I moved...
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But I may get a few
old things for you.
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Could you come back
in 15 or 20 minutes?
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Sure, Mrs. Pitts. Thanks a lot.
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Miss Pitts.
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Just ring the bell,
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and I'll have it waiting or you.
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Okay, Miss Pitts, I'll be back.
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WOMAN: Chip.
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Chip!
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Hey, Bub, look what I got!
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(sighs)
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Well, I guess I'll just have
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to take these over later.
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Oh, he'll be back
in a few minutes
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for some of mine, Mrs. Sailor.
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Let me give him yours.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Just wrings my heart.
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A poor motherless
little boy collecting rags
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to get a little spending money.
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Oh, heavens, Cynthia,
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he isn't doing this
for spending money.
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It's the annual PTA rag drive.
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All the children
are out collecting.
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Oh, I see.
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All the same, it's a sad thing
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for those boys to
be without a mother.
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How I'd like to get
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at that little Chip
with a washcloth.
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Oh, don't you worry.
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Their grandfather will have them
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all shining clean by dinnertime.
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Hmph... Bub.
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I certainly have my
doubts about him.
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(sniffs) ♪ Till he's sober... ♪
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♪ Put him in the long
boat till he's sober ♪
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♪ Early in the morning... ♪
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Look what I got, Bub.
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What do you got?
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Oh, what a load of rags,
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and boy, boy, boy,
look at that face.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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But you got an excuse this time.
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There's not a drop
of water in the house.
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I can't do the dishes,
I can't cook dinner,
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and I've been waiting for
that plumber all day long.
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Chip, give me a little help here
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with these coveralls, will you?
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Give them a tug there.
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Pull... (grunts)
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Think I have 40 pounds yet?
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Well, it's hard to tell
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without weighing them.
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'Cause anyone who
brings in 40 pounds
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gets a free pass to the Rialto.
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Now, don't you worry about that.
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We'll have 40 pounds
before Monday.
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Here, throw these in.
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There must be a couple of pounds
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of paint on them. (sniffs)
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Gee, thanks, Bub.
You're welcome.
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My desk finished yet?
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Yes, and I could've
been through quicker,
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only I ran out of thinner.
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How am I going to weigh them?
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Weigh them?
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Well, wait a minute now.
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There might be a
pillow slip in there
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you can stuff them
into... let's look.
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A pillow slip won't
hold them all.
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I've got an idea... here.
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Take my coveralls,
we'll stuff them in here.
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Yeah, they're nice and baggy.
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Boy, I'll say, plenty of room.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll go and see what Mike
and Robbie have for you.
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(muttering indistinctly)
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(bell rings)
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"Shining clean by
dinnertime." (doorbell chimes)
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(sardonic chuckle)
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Hi, you got them ready yet?
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BUB: Robbie, Mike,
you have me so dizzy,
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I'm seeing double.
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You two guys are enough
to drive a man to drink.
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Come in, Chip.
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Now, you sit right over here...
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while I sort things out.
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(grunts)
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Is something wrong
over at your house?
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No, just that Bub isn't able
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to wash the dishes
or get dinner.
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Oh?
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And what time do you
expect your father home?
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Not till after 6:00.
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I see.
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Chip, how would you like some
nice, fresh, homemade cookies?
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(cans clattering)
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Gee!
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Oh! Oh, pardon me.
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Man!
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Oh, that scared me.
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Me, too, what is it?
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Oh, it's Chip's rags.
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Hey! Pretty clever.
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Yeah. Come on, come on, buddy!
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Hit me right here!
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Come on, come on.
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Knock it off.
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Hey, look... wait a minute.
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Hey, hey, it's got a head. Yeah.
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You know what, Mike,
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that kind of looks like Bub.
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Yeah, it does.
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Hey, uh, give me your rags,
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and we'll stuff the
arms. Okay, okay.
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Here.
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May I have this dance, madam?
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Look on the... look on the bench
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and see if we have an old pair
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of gloves or
something over there.
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Hey, I got a...
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some old pair of
shoes and a cap.
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Hold this, will you? Yeah.
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These sure are good
cookies, Miss Pitts.
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Eat all you want, dear.
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And be sure to drink your milk.
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If I eat all these,
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I won't have much
appetite for dinner.
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But you told me...
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that is, I understood you to say
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your grandfather couldn't
cook dinner tonight.
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He'll manage all right,
as soon as he gets
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some good, fresh water.
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Well, I guess I'd better go home
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and see what's happening.
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No, no, it's better
you don't see.
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What I mean is...
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I have some fresh strawberries
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and ice cream for your dessert.
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Now, you just sit
right down here again.
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(takes deep breath)
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And there they were,
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carrying their
grandfather into the house.
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It's only too
obvious that he's...
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Oh, Cynthia, really.
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Well, I have to
believe my own eyes.
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One thing I'm sure of,
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there's no proper
supervision over there
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until their father gets home.
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I wish you'd go inquire.
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But I haven't seen anything.
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I'd inquire myself if
I knew them better.
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You know, I think you should,
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and find out just
how mistaken you are.
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Well, Chip, at least,
is getting proper care.
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(sighs)
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Now hold that.
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You got it?
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Wait, hold this
again. I can get this.
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Ah, wait a minute,
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wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Yeah, that's it.
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You got it?
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(grunting)
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What does he weigh?
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Five pounds... that's weird.
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No, this will never work.
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We can't weigh him
with you holding him up.
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Well, let's put him in
a box and weigh him.
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Then we weigh the box separately
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and subtract the difference.
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How's that again?
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Simple algebra.
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X plus Y minus Y equals X.
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Sir Isaac Newton!
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All right, let's get a box.
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(laughs)
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(door buzzer sounds)
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Am I the only one
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that ever hears the
doorbell around here?
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But we need a box.
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"But we need a box"!
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This the place that
wants a plumber?
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Yeah, we... we've been
needing one since noon.
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You must've come by oxcart.
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No, I brought my truck.
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Come in, come in.
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I've shut the water off
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out in front of the house there.
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The leak's upstairs
in the bathroom,
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second door to your
right, at the top of the stairs.
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I can't even cook my
dinner until I get some water.
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You're the cook here?
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Yeah, and you're the plumber.
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Second door from
the top of the stairs.
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I'll look the situation over,
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see what tools I need.
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Five cents a step.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Just the plumber.
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I'll be back when
you're through.
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Find the leak?
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Someone in the bathroom,
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so I figured I'd get some tools
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while I'm waiting.
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Well, that's a good
idea; just take your time.
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If you give those
pipes time enough,
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they might heal themselves.
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Well, you never
know what you'll need.
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Like the job I had
yesterday over on Elm Street.
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Big apartment, old
pipes, lots of rust.
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Owned by a fella name of, uh...
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Uh, name of, uh...
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Well, I can't seem to
recollect the fella's name.
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Well, maybe if you
had a pipe wrench
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in your hand, it'd
help you remember.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Bring the scales.
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It'll be easier to
weight him out here.
265
00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:13,481
Yeah, I got the
scales right here.
266
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:16,109
Well, just put him on.
267
00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:22,134
We'll have to move the
box this way a little bit.
268
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,158
Wonderful, Sir Isaac Newton.
269
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,028
You can't even see the scale!
270
00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:28,629
Yeah.
271
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,076
You know, what we need is...
272
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,743
is one of those scales
273
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,469
that you hang him on, like this.
274
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:35,470
Spring scale.
275
00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:37,305
Mr. Pearson has
one of those things.
276
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:39,218
Well, let's take him
next door and weigh him.
277
00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:40,174
Come on.
278
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:41,409
Alley-oop.
279
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,824
MIKE: You got him? ROBBIE: No.
280
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,581
Okay, okay.
281
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,650
(humming)
282
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:54,855
Hey, what...?
283
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,204
I'm first.
284
00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:59,227
Thanks for stepping
on my toe. (laughs)
285
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,929
Hey, you fellas seen
Chip around anywhere?
286
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:03,475
Nope. Well, run
around the corner
287
00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:05,165
and see if you can
find him, will you?
288
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:06,445
We're gonna take Chip's rags
289
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:07,846
over to the Pearsons'
to get weighed.
290
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,169
Well, weigh 'em later.
291
00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:10,504
It's getting pretty late,
292
00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,218
and he ought to be
home by now. All right.
293
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:13,652
What are we gonna do with him?
294
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,187
Let's put him in here.
295
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,955
(grunts) The bush.
296
00:13:16,979 --> 00:13:18,078
Alley-oop!
297
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:25,424
MIKE: Check the Pearsons first.
298
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,663
(tool clanging)
299
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,277
(tool clinking)
300
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,456
(metallic clinking)
301
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:30,952
Well, here we are.
302
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,620
Here we are.
303
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,767
You sure are a good
neighbor, Miss Pitts,
304
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,859
but I ought to take your
old rags and go home now.
305
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,861
No hurry.
306
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,340
Your father isn't home yet.
307
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:42,763
I've been watching.
308
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,696
(gasps) What's wrong?
309
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,560
Nothing. Nothing... unusual.
310
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,292
You just sit here and
drink your lemonade.
311
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,968
Oh, Chip?
312
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,137
Oh, Chip!
313
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,008
Chip!
314
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,010
Oh, Chip!
315
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,546
Chip?
316
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,417
Oh, Chip!
317
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,327
I thought his name was Duncan.
318
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,531
Imagine me forgetting
a simple name like that.
319
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,135
I got to go turn the
water on out front,
320
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,702
see if we got it fixed.
321
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,704
Be back in a minute.
322
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,110
Oh, Chip!
323
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,980
Can't imagine where he
could be at this time of day.
324
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,415
Maybe he's upstairs
in his room asleep.
325
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,984
Come on, pal.
326
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,986
We'll take you up there.
327
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,604
All right.
328
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:07,481
(horn honking)
329
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,177
(sighs) Now where do you
suppose that kid's run off to?
330
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,472
I'm glad you finally got around
to fixing that, Mr. Reems.
331
00:16:31,541 --> 00:16:33,085
It's been leaking
for two days now.
332
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:34,887
I said, it's been
leaking for two days.
333
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:38,045
Look. Dad... he's
talking to our dummy.
334
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:39,380
(laughs)
335
00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:41,816
Hey, let's rough up the dummy.
336
00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:44,480
It'll give Dad the
shock of his life. Yeah.
337
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,204
(screaming and whooping)
338
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,539
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
339
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,107
Hey! Hey! Hey!
340
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,486
That is the plumber.
341
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,688
Now, cut it out!
342
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,440
Robbie, what, you go
crazy or something?
343
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,263
Let go! What are you doing?
344
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,532
Are-are you all
right, Mr. Reems?
345
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,534
Huh?
346
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,000
Thanks an awful lot, Miss Pitts,
347
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,669
but I really got to go now.
348
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,025
All right, Chip.
349
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,394
Here you are.
350
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,262
I just heard a car drive in.
351
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,491
I think it may be your father.
352
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:27,194
No, no, Chip,
you mustn't go yet.
353
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,196
Come on, go and sit down.
354
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,800
You know, I just remembered,
355
00:17:32,869 --> 00:17:35,503
I have most of an angel
food cake in the cupboard.
356
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,990
Cynthia, you don't
happen to have
357
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:46,492
an extra cup of sugar, do you?
358
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,281
Ooh! Come on over in the house.
359
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,161
I don't know why I
forgot it today, but I...
360
00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,119
It's been awfully
quiet over there.
361
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:54,187
I can only imagine
what's happening.
362
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:56,434
I think you've been
imagining too much already.
363
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,859
I have half a mind
to call the authorities.
364
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:00,539
Well, now, look, Cynthia,
365
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,207
before you do
anything that foolish,
366
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:03,876
I think you ought
to go over there
367
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,377
and talk to them yourself.
368
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,234
A woman wouldn't be safe.
369
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,602
Oh, come on, Cynthia.
370
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,404
That's ridiculous.
371
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:11,783
Well, I've known these people
372
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,251
for the last ten years.
373
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:16,143
Well, maybe I'll telephone.
374
00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:19,146
I really shouldn't leave
Chip right now anyway.
375
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:22,083
At least he's safe.
376
00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:30,769
Hope you understand
what I mean, Mr. Reems.
377
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,003
It-it was all a mistake.
378
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,222
The-the boys thought you
were a dummy. A dummy.
379
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,924
Well, I-I don't mean
a dummy exactly.
380
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,047
They-they just thought
381
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,061
you were a bunch
of dirty old rags.
382
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,996
I mean, uh, are
you all right now?
383
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,370
Yeah, feel just fine now.
384
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,372
Just fine.
385
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,209
$32.75.
386
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:53,264
Not bad... for a dummy.
387
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:57,785
Thank you very
much, Mrs. Potter.
388
00:18:57,854 --> 00:18:59,987
Mike? Robbie?
389
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,250
I sent them out in the
station wagon to look for Chip.
390
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,574
Oh, uh, good. I'll, uh,
just keep on phoning.
391
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,742
(hiccups)
392
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,355
What's the matter,
you getting nervous?
393
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,914
No, I just happen to
have the hiccups, that's all.
394
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,217
We'll find him in a...
(hiccups) ...minute.
395
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,557
Poor little waif.
396
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,558
(tuts)
397
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:25,329
Well... I'll try to phone again.
398
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:18,966
You haven't seen him?
399
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,300
Well...
400
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:22,081
Oh, no, no, we're
not really... (hiccups)
401
00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:23,904
worried about him.
402
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,107
No, no. Thanks, Mrs. Perkins.
403
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,154
No, no, we're not really...
404
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:30,422
(hiccups) worried about him.
405
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,157
We just got nervous indigestion.
406
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:35,449
Hello, Irene? Uh, Steve Douglas.
407
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,195
(hiccups) Here,
Steve, drink this.
408
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,364
It'll make you feel better.
Oh, uh, thanks, Bub.
409
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,321
Irene, I-I... I know
there's really no reason
410
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,670
why you should know where he is,
411
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,165
but have you by any
chance seen Chip?
412
00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:48,111
Chip? Why, yes, Steve,
I... (Steve hiccups)
413
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,113
Well, that is, I
haven't seen him,
414
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,782
but I think I know where he is.
415
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,278
Oh, good, Irene.
We've been sort of...
416
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:55,380
(hiccups) ...going around in
circles over here. Where is he?
417
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,232
Well, I think he's
at... (Steve hiccups)
418
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,901
BUB: Come on, Steve, bottoms up!
419
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,591
I-I tell you what, Steve.
420
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,293
Why don't you let me
find out if he's still there,
421
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,063
and if he is, I'll send
him right home, okay?
422
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,064
Bye.
423
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,132
(Steve hiccups)
424
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,037
(hiccups)
425
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,018
CHIP: Where are my rags?!
426
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,110
So you finally got hungry enough
to come home to dinner, huh?
427
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,757
Dinner! Are you kidding?
428
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,925
Who swiped my rags?
429
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,381
Nobody. They're up in your room.
430
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,599
Now, never mind them now.
431
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:26,788
Get washed. You have to eat.
432
00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:28,180
Chip, where have
you been? Hi, Dad.
433
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,015
Now, just a minute, young
man. I want to talk to you.
434
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,316
(hiccups) Do you
realize it's almost 8:00?
435
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,984
I've been calling everybody
in the neighborhood
436
00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,653
trying to find out
where you are.
437
00:21:34,677 --> 00:21:35,776
Hey, that's swell!
438
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:37,678
Look, somebody made
Bub out of my rags!
439
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:39,391
You know, Chip, it's
a little embarrassing...
440
00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:41,059
It does look like
him, doesn't it?
441
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,427
It's a little
embarrassing having
442
00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:44,796
to ask other people
where my own children are.
443
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,621
Gosh, I bet he weighs
almost 50 pounds.
444
00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:49,868
Yeah. Well, you put that
down, and listen to me now.
445
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,732
Chip, do you realize you're
almost two hours late for dinner?
446
00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:03,982
Now, Chip, will you stop that?
447
00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:07,307
Come on, cut it out.
Now, sit down here.
448
00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:10,622
Don't you know that we all worry
about you when you're this late?
449
00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:12,824
Mike and Robbie are out...
Jeepers, Dad, she's coming to get me!
450
00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:14,026
Who's coming to get you?
451
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:16,650
(crickets chirping)
452
00:22:16,719 --> 00:22:19,053
Oh, that's that Miss Pitts that
moved in across the street.
453
00:22:19,122 --> 00:22:20,699
She probably just
making a neighborly call.
454
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:21,867
We'd better go.
455
00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:23,602
Come on, get a clean shirt on.
456
00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:25,086
We'll talk about this later on.
457
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,950
CHIP: Look out,
Dad, he's falling!
458
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,503
STEVE: Come on, go
on, don't just sit there.
459
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,238
She's fainted. Help
her up or something.
460
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,210
(car horn honking)
461
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,410
How much does it weigh,
Robbie? 42 pounds, Chip.
462
00:23:05,434 --> 00:23:07,446
Boy, I'll get my free pass!
463
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,003
Okay, take him out of
here now, will you, fellas?
464
00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:12,517
BUB: I've, uh, prepared some
of our special brew for you,
465
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:14,558
Miss Pitts.
466
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,871
I hope you'll enjoy it.
467
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,661
Oh, tea!
468
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,397
Yes. Yes, ma'am. Yes.
469
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,598
Thank you, Bub.
470
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,261
You take sugar or cream?
471
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:25,803
One lump. Uh, one teaspoon.
472
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,616
I don't know how
you'll ever forgive us
473
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,368
for giving you such
a shock, Miss Pitts.
474
00:23:29,392 --> 00:23:31,642
Boy, you gave me
so much lemonade,
475
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:32,843
I could hardly walk.
476
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,639
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Chip!
477
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,891
I hope you won't regret
moving into our neighborhood.
478
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,226
No... There we are.
479
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,818
Mr. Douglas, I won't regret it.
480
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:45,872
In fact, I'm going
to... like it here.
481
00:23:50,312 --> 00:23:51,589
Gee, I don't know.
482
00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:52,925
We're a pretty wild bunch.
483
00:23:52,949 --> 00:23:54,827
Not according to Irene Sailor.
484
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:57,818
She's been telling me what
wonderful people you are.
485
00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,920
She has? Well,
that's very nice of her.
486
00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:02,568
Uh... Thanks, Bub.
You're welcome.
487
00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:05,359
Well, at least
everything's cleared up.
488
00:24:05,428 --> 00:24:06,593
I beg your pardon.
489
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,228
What do you mean?
490
00:24:08,297 --> 00:24:13,333
Oh, uh... I mean...
491
00:24:13,402 --> 00:24:16,653
there's nothing
more to worry about.
492
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,640
If you ask me, one of
us ought to get over there
493
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,175
and make sure Cynthia
is able to get home,
494
00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:25,679
because the last time
I saw her, she was...
495
00:24:25,748 --> 00:24:28,849
Well, you're just gonna
have to take my word for it,
496
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:34,288
because I never would
have believed... ♪ ♪
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