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(theme song plays)
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(door buzzer sounding)
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(door buzzer sounding)
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MAN: Somebody answer the door!
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Hey, Chip, Dad wants
you to answer the door.
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Oh, yeah. Where are the Azores?
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YOUNG MAN: Hey, get the door!
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If it's Jean, tell her
I'll be right down.
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(buzzer sounds)
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Come on in, Tramp.
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Hi. Hi.
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Is, uh... Is this the
Douglas residence?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, is the lady
of the house in?
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Bub, somebody wants to see you!
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Cook the dinner,
clean the house,
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wash the dishes,
answer the door.
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I don't know what
they'd do around here...
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Madam, I know
you're simply going to...
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Happens all the time.
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What you peddling?
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Well, uh, cosmetics.
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(laughs): Oh, boy!
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Have you got the wrong house!
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Oh?
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I'm the nearest thing
to a lady around here.
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Come back when
somebody's married.
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Yes, I'll-I'll do that, sir.
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That'll be that.
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Bub, I can only
find one black sock.
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I just wash 'em, I
don't pair 'em up.
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Hey, Robbie, you have any
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of my black socks in your room?
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I don't know. I just wear 'em.
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I don't check the colors.
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Thanks a lot.
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Dad, where are the Azores?
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They're probably right
where you threw 'em.
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Is "in the ocean some
place" a good enough answer?
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Well, that's a
good start, but, uh...
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Here, why don't you
take a look and see
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if they aren't still around
Portugal somewhere.
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(phone ringing)
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Hey, that's mine. I got it.
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I got it. That's mine.
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I've got it, Robbie.
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Give me the phone...
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I've got it now. I've got it.
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That was for me.
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Hey, does it have to
be two falls out of three
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every time the phone
rings around here?
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Your grandfather's
right. I'll take it.
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I'm expecting a call, Dad.
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Well, so am I.
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Hello.
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Who?
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Yes, he's here.
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I told you it was for me.
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No, it's for me. It's for Chip.
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Chip? Chip?
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Me?
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It's a girl.
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Jeepers, does
everybody have to look?
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Hello.
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Where'd you get my phone number?
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And what do you want?
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Chip!
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We're supposed to study
from page 11 to page 13.
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Good-bye.
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Hey, Chip, who's
your girlfriend?
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She's not my girlfriend!
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Are you engaged yet?
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You know what you
are, Robbie Douglas?
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You're a great big dumb.
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You don't have to get sore.
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We're only kidding.
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Sure we are, Chip.
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When are you getting engaged?
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(shouting) Hey!
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MIKE: Really wants to fight.
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Chip, come on. Look out,
you're gonna tear his shirt.
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Now, stop it. Jeepers,
maybe he is engaged.
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I said knock it off,
Robbie. Yeah...
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My shirt. Now, stop
it. That's enough.
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Well, jeepers,
tell him to quit it.
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(sighs)
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That dumb girl.
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Chip, why don't we go out
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and give Bub a hand
with the dishes, huh?
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You great big dumb.
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What surprises me,
Robbie, is how a guy
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with feet as big as yours
keeps putting them in his mouth.
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Well, let's see.
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You dry.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Chip, uh, who was the
girl on the phone just now?
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Nobody. What do you mean nobody?
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She must have a name.
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That dumb Dorine Peters.
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Dorine Peters, huh?
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You were sort of rude
to her on the phone.
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What's the matter?
Don't you like her?
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If she were a bug,
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it sure would be
fun to step on her.
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What did she do, beat
you out of something,
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or throw you out at
first base, or what?
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Worse than that.
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She-She hangs
around all the time.
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Makes goof eyes at me.
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Goof eyes?
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Yeah, every time I turn around,
she's looking straight at me
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with her clunky old eyes.
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How do you mean?
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Like this.
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Goof eyes.
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Well, Chip, I think you
ought to feel flattered.
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Sounds like this girl
has a crush on you.
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No, she hasn't.
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She's in love with me.
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She say that?
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Sure, she tells everybody.
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Last Valentines Day,
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everybody gave each
other a nickel valentine,
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and she gave me a 50 cent one.
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Hmm. Greater love hath no woman.
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Huh?
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Oh, nothing.
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I can see you have
a problem, Chip.
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You probably get embarrassed
when she does these things
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in front of your friends, hmm?
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The guys call me
Hot Lips Douglas.
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Hot Lips Douglas?
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Well, I don't think
this is any reason
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to be unkind to Dorine.
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Yeah, but who
wants to get married
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in the second grade?
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Oh, she wants to
get married, huh?
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Sure. If I hadn't kicked her
in the knee a couple times,
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we would have been
married in the first grade.
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Oh.
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Mr. and Mrs. Peters
announce the marriage
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of their daughter Goof
Eyes to Hot Lips Douglas.
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Well, I can understand you
not wanting to get married,
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uh, Chip, at least
for a year or two.
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So, if you want to avoid
her, and I gather you do,
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why, do it in a way that...
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well, so you don't hurt
her feelings, you know?
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I mean, I wouldn't
do any more of this,
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uh, kicking her in the knee.
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But jeepers, I wouldn't care...
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Chip, what is a gentleman?
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A kind man, Dad.
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That's right, and do you think
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you're being kind
to Dorine Peters?
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I get sick to my stomach
just when you say her name.
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Now, look, Chip, why don't
you try being patient with Dorine?
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At least for a little while.
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She'll get over this. When?
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Well, I couldn't tell
you exactly, but she will.
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How about giving it a try?
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Well... okay.
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Good.
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You'll just have to
remember, Chip, that, uh,
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we handsome Dougla"
are always going
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to have this little problem.
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Yeah.
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It's a real drag, isn't it?
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(birds singing)
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(humming) Hey,
Bub, don't go out there.
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Well, how am I gonna get
the paper, with a sky hook?
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If you go out there,
she'll ask you if I'm home,
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and you'll have to say yes,
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and I'll have to go out
there and talk to her.
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Who? That dumb Dorine Peters.
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Well, now, what's
wrong with her?
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She-She looks pretty cute to me.
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Boy, have you got busted eyes.
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Yeah? Well, when it
comes to looking at women,
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my eyes are as good as...
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Uh-oh. The cat's
out the bag now.
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Your father's home.
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Is he talking to her?
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Okay, Hal. See you tonight.
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Thanks for the ride.
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Hello there.
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Hello. Are you Chip's father?
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Yes, I am.
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How do you do?
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I'm Dorine Peters.
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Oh, yes, I've heard about you.
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How are you, Dorine?
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I've been to the store.
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Yes, I see you have.
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Will you tell Chip to come
out here for a minute?
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I'd holler, only
it isn't ladylike.
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Well, Dorine, I'm, uh...
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I'm not sure whether
Chip is home or not.
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Yes, he is.
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He keeps peeking out the window.
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Oh, he does.
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Well, in that case, I'll,
uh, get him right away.
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Thank you.
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Come back here, you coward.
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Jeepers, Bub, Dad'll
make me go out there.
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Chip, you better go out
there and talk to Dorine.
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See? Do I have to,
Dad? Yes, you have to.
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She seems like a
very nice little girl.
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And she saw you
peeking out the window,
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so you go out there
and see what she wants.
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She never wants anything.
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All she ever does is make...
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Chip. I'm going.
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And don't forget your promise.
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You be sure and say
something nice to her.
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That's using the
old child psychology.
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Oh, sure. You tell them
what to do, and they do it.
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That didn't take long.
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You're sure you said
something nice to her?
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Sure.
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Like what, for instance?
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I told her she had
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a swell-looking
bag of groceries.
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At least he didn't
kick her in the knee.
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Chip, this is the last thing
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I'm going to say to you
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on the subject of Dorine.
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If she comes up
to you at school,
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or if she calls you on the
phone, you be nice to her.
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And if she comes over here,
you go out and talk to her,
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and none of this "swell-looking
bag of groceries" stuff.
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But jeepers.
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Okay, Dad.
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Have I the Douglas word on it?
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Okay.
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(Tramp panting)
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Come and get it!
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Let me see.
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Those aren't hands.
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That's a bacteria farm.
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How come Dad isn't here?
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Well, he's having dinner
with Hal and Nancy Mosby.
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Are they still trying
to find him a wife?
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Yeah, and he's the kind of a
guy that hates to be trapped.
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He'll be a bachelor
for quite a while yet.
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What's a bachelor?
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That's a man who
thinks before he acts.
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And then doesn't act.
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Hello, Steve. Good evening, Hal.
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Hi. Take your hat.
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Hi.
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Hi, Nancy.
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Steve? Mm.
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This is Pamela MacLish.
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Hi.
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Pam, this is Steve Douglas.
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Hello, Steve.
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Hello, Pam.
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I've heard many
nice things about you.
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Well, thank you.
263
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:21,268
Well, shall we go in?
264
00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:23,738
Uh-huh.
265
00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:26,808
Douglas... that's,
uh, Scottish, isn't it?
266
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,710
Well, about as
Scottish as they come.
267
00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,089
(both laugh)
MacLish certainly is.
268
00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,323
Certainly is.
269
00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:32,624
Well, what do you know.
270
00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:34,193
That gives us
something in common.
271
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,316
Yeah, what do you know.
272
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,617
(both laugh)
273
00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:43,657
Hi, Dad.
274
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,037
Hello, Chip. Hello, Dorine.
275
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,089
Hello, Mr. Douglas.
276
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,814
Your son and I are
having a little talk.
277
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,800
Yeah, well, so long, Dorine.
278
00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:54,135
Oh, that's all right, Chip.
279
00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:56,137
You can stay out for a while.
280
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:05,396
Gee... your father
sure is handsome.
281
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:09,433
Yeah, that's a problem
us Douglas' have got.
282
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,354
(phone ringing)
283
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,334
Hello.
284
00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:28,436
Well, just a minute.
285
00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:30,316
It's that dame
you met last night.
286
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,639
Want me to unload her?
287
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:32,807
Oh.
288
00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:35,577
I'll talk to her.
289
00:11:35,645 --> 00:11:36,744
Hello, Pam.
290
00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,095
Hello, Steve.
291
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,964
Look, I, uh...
292
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,868
Well-Well, I don't usually
call men up, but, uh...
293
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,739
well, sometimes a girl just
gets in the mood to cook a meal.
294
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,585
Well, the refrigerator's
just bulging
295
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,975
with all the essentials, so,
296
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,111
why don't we include you?
297
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,590
Well... Dad?
298
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,113
Oh, pardon me, Pam. Yes, Chip?
299
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,449
I've been polite to
her for a long time now,
300
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,112
and I'm getting a
headache from it.
301
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,319
All right, you've done fine.
302
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,322
Go on home, Dorine!
303
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,324
Chip.
304
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,772
I-I'm sorry. We're
having a little trouble
305
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,228
with our diplomacy around here.
306
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,331
Yes, it is kind of short notice,
but that's all right, except,
307
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,468
uh, well, I'm not sure what Bub
has planned for dinner tonight.
308
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,270
Well, it-it was just a thought.
309
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,489
I'm not having anything fancy.
310
00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:22,618
Well... Are you going out?
311
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,774
I don't know.
312
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,721
Why don't you find
out, then call me back?
313
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,778
Well, no, no, I didn't
mean I don't know. I...
314
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,441
What about my
dinner? It'll be all right.
315
00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:30,598
Good.
316
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,450
Shall we say about 7:30 then?
317
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,003
Well, when I said
it'd be all right, I...
318
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,671
I-I meant it'll be fine.
319
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,606
7:30.
320
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,007
Fine. Good-bye, Pam.
321
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:41,237
But I made goulash and noodles.
322
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,871
Well, it won't go to
waste, you know that.
323
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,162
The kids'll eat it.
324
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,674
Mm. That's like pouring
it down three manholes.
325
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,398
Well, I couldn't
very well get out of it.
326
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,978
You heard how it
happened. I got trapped.
327
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,829
Yeah, by a real expert.
Oh, come on, now.
328
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,853
I'm sure the only thing
she has on her mind
329
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:54,322
is cooking dinner
for a few friends.
330
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,557
That's what they said
about Lucrezia Borgia.
331
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:58,926
The next time I plan
a meal around here,
332
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,495
I'm gonna throw it
out in the first place.
333
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:03,392
Boy, he's really sore.
334
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,349
No, he's not really sore, Chip.
335
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,435
Your granddad's quite a guy.
336
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,004
If you're not poisoned
by the time you get home,
337
00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:13,858
you might find a hunk of my
pecan layer cake in the icebox.
338
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,399
(doorbell ringing)
339
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,872
Hi.
340
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,051
Hello, Pam. Come on in.
341
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,108
Thank you.
342
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,320
Well, it's nice to see you.
343
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,222
Nice to see you.
Can I take your hat?
344
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,157
Oh, uh, I hope you
brought your appetite.
345
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,115
Oh, I brought it. Good.
346
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,184
Uh-oh.
347
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,152
Goof eyes.
348
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,371
("Here Comes The Bride" playing)
349
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,391
Am I early?
350
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,672
No, no, you're right on time.
351
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,161
Well, then the
others are late, huh?
352
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,697
Others?
353
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,009
Well, I somehow
had the impression
354
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,277
there were gonna
be other people.
355
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,780
Oh, well, I, I
guess I ought to be
356
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,782
more careful how
I phrase things.
357
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,739
(chuckles)
358
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,741
(soft music playing)
359
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,528
Was that your father-in-law
360
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,575
who answered the
phone when I called you?
361
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,532
Yes. Yes, it was.
362
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,368
Did I hear you call him Bub?
363
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,037
Oh, Mike started
that when he was little.
364
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,538
Every time he'd
try to say grandpa,
365
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,689
it came out Bub, and...
366
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,342
well, we've called
him Bub ever since.
367
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,344
How long has it been,
368
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,574
how long have you
been a widower?
369
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,515
Six years.
370
00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,517
That's a long time.
371
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,868
Yes, I guess it is.
372
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,354
That's a nice view you have.
373
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,901
Yes, that's why I
took this apartment,
374
00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:38,025
the view.
375
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,528
Isn't that the gas
company on the left?
376
00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:44,157
To me, they're
just lovely lights.
377
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:51,832
I hope you like candlelight.
378
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,057
Oh, sure.
379
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,576
Comes in handy in
case of a power failure.
380
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,578
(both laugh)
381
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,580
Sit down, Steve.
382
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:06,620
Well, to us.
383
00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:15,062
Now, what shall we talk about?
384
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,064
Well, uh...
385
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,603
how about, uh,
baseball for starters.
386
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,677
(whistling)
387
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:31,025
Hi there, Bub.
388
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,014
Oh, boy, you sure
slept late today, huh?
389
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,061
Well, that's what
Saturday's for.
390
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,518
Big party last night?
391
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:39,831
No, I misunderstood some way
392
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,833
and it ended up
just the two of us.
393
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,101
Dinner at her apartment
394
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,103
and then we went to a
movie and then I came home.
395
00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:47,105
Just the two of you, huh?
396
00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:49,024
Suppose you ate by candlelight?
397
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,968
Yeah, as a matter
of fact, we did.
398
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,967
Soft music?
399
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,485
Well, it wasn't too loud.
400
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,122
I noticed you didn't eat any
401
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,769
of my pecan layer cake when
you came home last night.
402
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,171
Lucrezia must be
a pretty good cook.
403
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,629
Yeah, she's a
pretty good, in fact.
404
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,697
Oh, of course not half
as good as you, Bub.
405
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,532
And her name's not
Lacertian, it's Dorine.
406
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,850
I, I mean Pamela.
407
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:12,136
What'd you have?
408
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,705
You know it was so
dark, I don't remember.
409
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,223
How about dessert?
410
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,342
Uh, no thanks, Bub,
not for breakfast.
411
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,927
I mean last night.
412
00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:21,261
Oh.
413
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,930
Gee, you know,
I've-I've forgotten.
414
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,932
I barely tasted it.
415
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,768
Well, candlelight, soft music,
416
00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:30,199
that sounds kind of romantic.
417
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,972
What album did she play?
418
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,807
Something to trap a husband by?
419
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,342
Look, Bub,
420
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,245
I think I'm old enough to know
when a woman is trying to, uh,
421
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:39,792
as you say, trap
me into marriage,
422
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,776
and you know
something, you're right.
423
00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:43,083
I think maybe she was.
424
00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:45,272
So there won't be
anymore candlelight dinners
425
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:46,704
with Pamela MacLish.
426
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,355
Dad? Hmm?
427
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,984
When the letter says
"Master Chip Douglas",
428
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:52,671
does that mean it's for me?
429
00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:53,695
Sure, it's for you.
430
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:55,663
Here, I'll open it for you.
431
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,432
If it's from school,
432
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,586
I knocked Charles Terry into
the drinking fountain by accident.
433
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,587
You did.
434
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,467
Oh, no, it's a,
it's an invitation.
435
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,458
It says your presence is desired
as partner to Miss Dorine Peters
436
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,946
at the Pre Junior Teen
Dance and so forth,
437
00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:13,964
uh, signed by Dorine's mother.
438
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,400
I don't want to go.
439
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,384
Of course you want to go.
440
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,064
Here look, it says they're
gonna have refreshments
441
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,368
and an orchestra and everything.
442
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:21,972
Can't I go alone?
443
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,474
Well, almost.
444
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,910
You might have to dance a
couple of dances with Dorine.
445
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,773
I won't dance with
that clunky girl!
446
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,229
I don't know how to dance.
447
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,943
And I'm not gonna
learn, neither.
448
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,233
You can hit me and
throw rocks at me
449
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,235
and cut my ears off
450
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,572
and throw me down a
well and I still won't learn.
451
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,574
(humming)
452
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,744
One two three, one two
three, that's pretty good.
453
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,646
Come on, Chip. Relax.
454
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,693
One two three, one two three.
Which one is Katherine Murray?
455
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:48,961
You be quiet!
456
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,629
Don't bother us now, Robbie,
457
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,531
he's still got the
bunny hop to learn.
458
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:55,506
Hey, fellas, would you
mind holding it down a little.
459
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,941
And, Mike, I told you
to get off that phone.
460
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,155
Somebody just might
want to call us, you know.
461
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:03,447
Oh, Rosanna.
462
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,433
Boy, you sure have been
a sorehead lately, Chip.
463
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,936
Lay off, will ya, this
guy's got a lot on his mind.
464
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,938
(buzzer) And answer the door.
465
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,606
Come in!
466
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,041
I could have done that.
467
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:16,669
Dad's trying to rest, dummy.
468
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:19,796
Yeah, yeah, Dad was pretty mad.
469
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,286
Hi!
470
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,288
Oh.
471
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,956
How do?
472
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,991
I'm Pamela MacLish.
473
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,611
I, uh,
474
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,157
I just brought something
for Mr. Douglas.
475
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,265
Oh, thank you. No,
no, for goodness sakes,
476
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,468
a fella tries to take
a... Oh, Pamela.
477
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,719
Hi, Steve.
478
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,523
I, uh, I was just
taking a, uh...
479
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,391
Have you met the family?
480
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,176
Well, no. I...
481
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,361
That's, uh, the boys'
grandfather, Bub,
482
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,558
this is Pamela MacLish and...
483
00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:54,648
How do you do?
484
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,283
Hello, Bub.
485
00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:58,836
And that, Robbie, I mean,
uh, Chip, the little one there.
486
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,388
Hi. You need a haircut.
487
00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:04,141
Oh, come on,
you're putting me on.
488
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,459
And there's Mike.
489
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:06,577
Uh, Mike.
490
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,578
What?
491
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,579
Oh.
492
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,247
Get up. We have company.
493
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,415
STEVE: And then Robbie.
494
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,494
How do you do?
495
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,385
Stuff your shirt in.
496
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,287
Won't you sit down?
497
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,173
Get off there, Tramp!
498
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,676
I can only stay a minute.
499
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,356
I'm sorry about the
way the house looks.
500
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,657
It doesn't always
look like this.
501
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,248
Oh, it has a nice lived-in look.
502
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:28,482
That's the way it should be.
503
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:29,561
Steve? Hmm?
504
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,785
You remember how much you said
505
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,220
you liked my cake
last night? Oh, yes.
506
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:35,990
Did I?
507
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:38,826
You not only said it,
you ate three big pieces.
508
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:39,972
Three.
509
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:41,161
So, I thought maybe the boys
510
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:42,596
might like to share it with you.
511
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:43,947
MIKE: That sounds good.
512
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,115
What kind is it?
513
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,218
PAM: Pecan layer.
514
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,102
Here, Bub, you take it.
515
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,622
I'm sure you'll know
what to do with it.
516
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,624
Uh, Mike,
517
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,837
take this out to the
kitchen, will you?
518
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,839
It was very nice of
you, Pamela, thank you.
519
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,565
Well, that's, that's
all I came for.
520
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,328
Oh, Chip, didn't I
see you dancing
521
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:05,230
when I came in just
a few minutes ago?
522
00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:07,354
Yeah, I gotta go
to a stupid dance
523
00:20:07,422 --> 00:20:09,400
with a clunky girl. Yeah,
a week from tonight,
524
00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:10,836
Chip is going to his first dance
525
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,004
with a charming young girl.
526
00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:14,362
And I'd sure rather go alone.
527
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,475
Well, you've got
to have a partner,
528
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,499
doesn't he, Pamela?
Of course he does.
529
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,768
Hey, why don't you come along,
so Dad will have a partner, too?
530
00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:24,454
Is that an invitation?
531
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,501
CHIP: Sure, huh,
Dad? Well, sure.
532
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,503
But, uh, well, maybe
she has something else
533
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,172
planned for that night? No,
534
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,596
no, as a matter of fact, I
don't have a thing planned.
535
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:33,797
I'd love to.
536
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,277
CHIP: Hey, it worked
out pretty good.
537
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,650
If you weren't coming along,
538
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:39,253
Dad would have to stay in the
car and listen to the ballgame.
539
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,272
Yeah!
540
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,979
♪ ♪
541
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:01,725
One two, one two,
one two, one two,
542
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:06,112
left foot, right
foot, turn around.
543
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,633
Aren't they adorable?
544
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,833
Yes.
545
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,836
(song ends, applause)
546
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,354
How did the first dance go?
547
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,312
Wonderful.
548
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,124
Is it time to go home yet, Dad?
549
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,233
Well, not quite yet, Chip.
550
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:29,564
Dorine, would you like to go
with me and comb our hair?
551
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,022
All right.
552
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,523
Don't you go away, Chip.
553
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,776
I don't want to
miss a single dance.
554
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:37,778
We'll be right back.
555
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,280
Come on.
556
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,409
That lady makes goof
eyes at you, too, huh, Dad?
557
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,428
Yes, she does sort of.
558
00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:56,563
If she was a bug,
would you step on her?
559
00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,645
Well, let's put it
this way, Chip, uh,
560
00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:02,937
if anybody's going to
be making goof eyes,
561
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:05,155
I, I want to be
the one to do it.
562
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,507
But you have to be
kind to her, don't you?
563
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,527
Well, yes.
564
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,529
Because you're a gentleman?
565
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:12,796
That's right, Chip.
566
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:18,152
Dad, is it being kind to someone
567
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,220
to pretend you like
them when you don't?
568
00:22:20,289 --> 00:22:23,240
No, I don't suppose it is, Chip.
569
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:26,243
Don't you think we ought
to do something about it?
570
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,614
Yes, I guess maybe we ought to,
571
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,217
but, uh, we'll have
to do it diplomatically.
572
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,886
Swell, when they get back,
let's kick them both in the knee
573
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,237
and go to a baseball game.
574
00:22:37,306 --> 00:22:39,468
That isn't exactly
what I meant, uh,
575
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,803
well, as you said, we
have to do it like gentleman.
576
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,387
I mean, uh, well, so we
don't hurt their feelings,
577
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,363
okay? Okay.
578
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,399
Okay.
579
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,907
It's sort of fun being in the
same kind of trouble together,
580
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:51,936
ain't it?
581
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:53,787
Uh, isn't it.
582
00:23:00,329 --> 00:23:02,262
Forgot my key.
583
00:23:02,331 --> 00:23:04,309
This nightlife's a
little too much for him.
584
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,311
How'd it go tonight? Oh, fine.
585
00:23:06,335 --> 00:23:08,313
You two gonna double date again?
586
00:23:08,337 --> 00:23:10,103
Uh-uh. Oh, you're awake.
587
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,083
Hey, I'm gonna put you down.
You're getting heavy, man.
588
00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:16,043
Dad and me got rid of
Dorine and that lady for good.
589
00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:17,711
Shootin' or drownin'?
590
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,180
No, just talkin'
591
00:23:19,248 --> 00:23:21,360
and decided we ought to do
something about the situation.
592
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:24,151
How do you go about
unloading women?
593
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,198
In case I should ever
have the problem.
594
00:23:26,222 --> 00:23:27,420
CHIP: It's real easy.
595
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,649
All you have to say is,
"Thanks for the dance.
596
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,520
"I'm sorry I can't
see you anymore,
597
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,438
'cause I think you
gave me a rash."
598
00:23:33,462 --> 00:23:36,146
Is that what you said to Dorine?
599
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:38,381
Sure, you said to be polite.
600
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,368
You did great right
up to the word "rash."
601
00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:44,037
How'd you get
rid of that Pamela?
602
00:23:44,106 --> 00:23:45,706
Would you believe it, uh, Bub,
603
00:23:45,774 --> 00:23:47,054
they had a seven piece orchestra
604
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:48,208
for just the little kids.
605
00:23:48,276 --> 00:23:49,488
Well, what'd you say to her?
606
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,044
As a matter of
fact, it was eight, uh,
607
00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:53,091
counting the leader.
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
608
00:23:53,115 --> 00:23:56,316
Chip, looks like you're the only
one that got rid of any women.
609
00:23:56,385 --> 00:23:58,335
Uh-uh, Dad told
her, didn't you, Dad?
610
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,553
Well...
611
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,301
well, the opportunity
just didn't come up.
612
00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:05,259
Jeepers, you mean
you didn't tell her?
613
00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:06,777
No, but I will, Chip.
614
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:07,928
Sure, he will, Chip.
615
00:24:07,996 --> 00:24:09,441
Well, I said I would, didn't I?
616
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,510
As a matter of fact, I've
already made an appointment
617
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,011
with her for that
express purpose.
618
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,146
BUB: When?
619
00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,230
Come on, Chip.
620
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,436
When?
621
00:24:16,505 --> 00:24:19,255
7:30 Friday night.
622
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,192
Is she gonna cook for you?
623
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,592
Good night, Chip.
624
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,028
Soft music?
625
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,456
Good night and
don't wake Robbie.
626
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,330
Candlelight?
627
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,368
Candlelight?
628
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:35,456
Candlelight?
629
00:24:35,524 --> 00:24:38,792
Do you know what you are,
Michael Francis O'Casey?
630
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:41,795
You're a... you're
a great big dumb!
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