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Just kill you. 15 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,439 Ah, that's OK. 16 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,960 - No, it's not. - Enough! 17 00:01:10,961 --> 00:01:15,319 - Now, let me choose. - This is like The Walking Dead, innit? 18 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,759 - Who dies in that? - The Asian one. 19 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,279 - Yes! - And the white guy too. 20 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,559 - Shit. - And, brother, if it influences your decision here, 21 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,839 he's got ginger pubes like the guy in The Walking Dead, innit? 22 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,359 - He definitely has, yeah. - He has. 23 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,559 Why are you putting that out there? Snitch. 24 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,160 Which one of you has to go? 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,959 All right. 26 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,559 OK, gentlemen, 27 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,639 it's been a pleasure serving with you, brothers. 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,319 I'm ready. 29 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,719 We've all got to go some time. 30 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,599 See you in hell, lads 31 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,359 No diddy. 32 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,399 I ain't never loved a man like I love you, bro. 33 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,759 - I love you too, man. - I love you, man. 34 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,719 I love you boys from the bottom of my heart. 35 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,039 Shut...shut up. 36 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,930 This ain't a love triangle. It ain't a love triangle, mate. 37 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:03,719 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, 38 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:09,639 which one of you has to go? 39 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,199 - Ah, ah! - You! 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,399 - Mate. - On your knees! 41 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,119 Is tarah nihen, Uncle, is tarah nihen. 42 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,879 - You can't do this. - No, no, no, no. 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:19,999 Not like this, Uncle Shadoo. 44 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,159 He's the oldest so it makes sense. 45 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,719 - The fuck...? - Shut up. 46 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,999 It has been a pleasure being your uncle and your tits. 47 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,359 And my tits... 48 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,119 Thank you. 49 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,840 My tits? What does that even mean? 50 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,679 Yaaa...! 51 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,279 SQUELCH! 52 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,719 HE SOBS 53 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,200 LAUGHTER 54 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,999 No-one can kill Shady, bastards. 55 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,239 Ithe ki ho riha, Uncle?! 56 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,159 Oh, he is not uncle. 57 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,119 He is the great Mohammed Shah Shaheed. 58 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,279 Who the fuck is that? 59 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,919 Or as we like to call him, General Fizzy. 60 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,839 - General Who? - What? 61 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,679 Lower your guns, my boys. 62 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,199 Me and General Fizzy had our fun. 63 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,799 Let me show you how we know each other. 64 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,519 - What the fuck is happening? - Yeah, let's show them bastards. 65 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,870 - I'm done with you. - Bastard, Uncle, bastard! 66 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,439 I'm General Fizzy. 67 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,439 All hail General Fizzy. 68 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,919 Attention - have a drink, be cool. 69 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,559 Mmm, fizzy. 70 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,199 Let's get fizzy, comrade. 71 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,879 Super-fizzy. 72 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,280 Crush your thirst. 73 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,919 Magic fizzy. 74 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,199 Fizzy party. 75 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,879 Go to war with your thirst. 76 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,719 GUNFIRE 77 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,159 Be cool, take a drink. 78 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:06,399 - WOMAN: - Portakal suyu! Susuzlugunuzu giderecek! 79 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:12,039 So, you mean to tell us you dragged us to a scrapyard at gunpoint 80 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,639 and gave us PTSD for bants? 81 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,799 What is bants? 82 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,999 - Jokey times. - Yeah! 83 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,879 Uncle just wanted to give you something to remember. 84 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,799 Fuck my gadha, but thank you so much. 85 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,639 You should be grateful. 86 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,519 It's a core memory. 87 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,759 He text me before you left the UK and we hatched a plan. 88 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,919 Why didn't you tell us you're a star in Turkey? 89 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,080 None of your business. 90 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,360 And you've followed us all over the city? 91 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,839 Bants? 92 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,359 I suppose you can say. 93 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,559 Wait, so you're like a big deal over here, Shady? 94 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,199 None of your business. 95 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,399 He is a legend. 96 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,319 General Fizzy and his commercial make 97 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:04,039 the revenues of my company Sondurmek go up by 800%. 98 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,079 Shabas. 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,199 So, how'd you become an actor? 100 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,319 Same way I shag your mum - 101 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,439 I just did it. 102 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,159 ALL: Ooft... 103 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,640 - Ay-ay-ay-ay. - Dayum. 104 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,119 Well, uh, this has been... 105 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,439 ..absolutely terrible. 106 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,959 - We've got places to be! - No! 107 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:27,359 Tonight, my company throws a banquet to honour General Fizzy 108 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,280 and you must all attend. 109 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,599 HE CHUCKLES 110 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,599 - ALL RELAX: - Oh, that was good. 111 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,919 That was so good. 112 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,970 Attend! 113 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,640 Or I will kill you all. 114 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,479 HE CHUCKLES 115 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,919 Oh, this guy, he got me again. 116 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,479 - I can't read these, man. - Neither can I. 117 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,799 What the fuck is happening, bro? 118 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,759 - Anyway, thank you, brother... - This is not bants. 119 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,880 You are coming to fucking the banquet. 120 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,919 Well, boys, I guess we're going to fucking the banquet. 121 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,799 - OK, let's. - OK? Let's all go and fuck the banquet together. 122 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,599 Chalo. Let's go. 123 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,039 Good bants! 124 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,600 See you at the banquet, boys! 125 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,279 Who's going to get us now? 126 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,039 Time keeps on slipping 127 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,400 Into the future 128 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,719 Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping... 129 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,640 Oh, hey, hey. 130 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,639 HORN BEEPS 131 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,719 - WAKING: - Ah! 132 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,399 - Oi, oi. - Do you know who it is? 133 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,399 - This can't be. - It is. - It can't be. 134 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,879 It's Turkish Uncle Shady! 135 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,759 Lads, lads, suru kari e! 136 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:41,279 - ALL: - Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 137 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,560 MUSIC: Ante Up by MOP 138 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,970 - What, is this the place? - Yes. 139 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:05,199 Mobeenis, remember you have to answer the phone call 140 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,679 at seven, right? 141 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,599 But first, we will have great party inside! Let's go! 142 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,160 Let's go, Uncle. Whoo! 143 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,079 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the man himself. 144 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:31,359 Please welcome...General Fizzy! 145 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,719 Let's get this party started, bastards. 146 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,999 MUSIC: Party Up by DMX 147 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,159 Y'all gon make me lose my mind 148 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,519 Up in here, up in here 149 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,879 Y'all gon make me go all out 150 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,279 Up in here, up in here 151 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,879 Y'all gon make me act a fool 152 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,319 Up in here, up in here 153 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,679 Y'all gon make me lose my cool 154 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,519 Up in here, up in here 155 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,079 If I gots to bring it to you cowards, then it's gonna be quick 156 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,319 All your mans that been to jail before, suck my... 157 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,839 And all them other cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick 158 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,759 How the...you gon cross the dog on some bum...? 159 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,879 There go the gun click, 911... 160 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,239 All over some dumb... ain't that some...? 161 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,039 It remind me of a strip club 162 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,599 Cos every time you come around, it's like, what? 163 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,119 I just gotta get my...sucked 164 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,039 And I don't know who the...you think you talking to 165 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,439 But I'm not him, a'ight, Slim? So watch what you do 166 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,360 Or you gon find yourself buried next to someone else... 167 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,479 Oi! Stop it! Give it to me! 168 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,799 Bastard! No, no, bastard, no! 169 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,919 Give it to me. 170 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,600 He's my Mobeen. 171 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,880 No, bas, bas... 172 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,520 HE MUMBLES 173 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,439 - Bira, look at me. - Ki ho i a? 174 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,919 - Be 100% honest. - OK. 175 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,560 - What's wrong with me? - Hey! 176 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:03,759 Don't say that, man. What's wrong with you? 177 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,239 No, no, seriously, I can't win in life, I can't win with girls. 178 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,719 Bira, don't say that. 179 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,519 There's...there's loads of good things about you. 180 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,960 Like what? 181 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,799 See. 182 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,640 Your mum's a very hospitable woman. 183 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,759 HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY 184 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,599 Hey, hey, oi, oi...! 185 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,879 You be strong, strong. 186 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,959 Huh? Be strong, bro, OK? Say it with me now. 187 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,160 Inshallah, I'm going to get a wife. 188 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,999 Strong! 189 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,519 - WHISPERS: - Inshallah, I'm going to get a wife. 190 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,599 There you go, you never know what's round the corner. 191 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,800 Come. Dance with me. 192 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,159 - Ja o, na? - Huh? 193 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,479 Ja o! 194 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,600 Oi! Dry your hands. Dry your hands. 195 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,199 Miracles do happen. 196 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,440 Thank you, Allah. 197 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,440 PHONE RINGS 198 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,200 Hello? 199 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,879 - It's the best thing we've ever done. - Ever. - I know. 200 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,560 - Chai Boyz! - Yeah. 201 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,679 What are we doing here? 202 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,039 What is it, man? I was loving it in there. 203 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,399 - I was having the time of my life. - Yes! 204 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,759 Can you lot shut up a minute? 205 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,319 I just got the drop on Khan's address 206 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,199 but it's a long-arse way away from here. 207 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,559 We have to go now. 208 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,559 - Oh, yeah, we need to go. - Oh, bira, don't say that. 209 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,119 I just met the love of my life! 210 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,839 Brother, you will get another Tyson Fury-sized Turkish wife, 211 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,919 - say Inshallah. - Inshallah. - There you go. 212 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,279 - What about Shady? - If we take him away from his people right now, 213 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,799 we're going to cause a riot in here. 214 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,079 I've got a plan, it's going to help us avoid that geezer 215 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,759 - with the baseball bat, the mad one, OK? - Yeah. 216 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,199 - Are we ready for this? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 217 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,039 You know why we came here in the first place. 218 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,599 - Chalo, let's go. - Yeah, let's go, let's go. 219 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,440 Bismillah, Uncle, let's go. 220 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,319 Sorry, sorry. 221 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,279 Pardon, pardon, pardon. 222 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,519 Who in here would like a free selfie with General Fizzy? 223 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,719 CHEERING 224 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,719 No, no, no, no, no. 225 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,439 No, no, it's not free. 226 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,039 400 lira if you want a selfie. 227 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,999 It's 400 lira. 228 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,399 It's not free. 229 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,279 But I will take my shirt off if you want bare chest for 1,000 lira. 230 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,439 Go, go, go! 231 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,799 MUSIC: Hate It Or Love It by The Game ft 50 Cent 232 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,160 Yeah, let's take 'em back 233 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,959 Uh-huh 234 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,439 Coming up, I was confused, my mommy kissing a girl 235 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,839 Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world 236 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,359 Daddy ain't around, probably out committing felonies 237 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,719 My favourite rapper used to sing, "Check, check out my melody" 238 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,839 I wanna live good so, shit, I sell dope 239 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,439 For a four-finger ring, one of them gold ropes 240 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,439 Nana told me if I passed, I'd get a sheepskin coat 241 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,519 If I can move a few packs, I'd get the hat, now that'd be dope 242 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,599 Tossed and turned in my sleep that night 243 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,839 Woke up the next morning, ...had stole my bike 244 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,239 Different day, same shit, ain't nothing good in the hood 245 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,039 I'd run away from this bitch and never come back if I could 246 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,199 Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top 247 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,359 And I'm gon shine, homie, until my heart stop 248 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,359 Go 'head and envy me, I'll be rap's MVP 249 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,639 And I ain't going nowhere, so you can get to know me 250 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,719 Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top 251 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,119 And I'm gon shine, homie, until my heart stop 252 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,199 Go 'head and envy me, I'll be rap's MVP... 253 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,840 Oh, shit. 254 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:30,239 - Climbing these gates, yeah? - If you can reach it. 255 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,639 You'll fit through the little railings. 256 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,240 Yeah, very funny, bhaina cuda. 257 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,839 Mobeenis... 258 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,239 ..I just wanted to say this has been so fun, so good for me. 259 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,559 I really like you, man, wallah. 260 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,040 Hey, me too, wallah. 261 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,999 - You too, Uncle. - Bana dokunma, bastard. 262 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,719 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 263 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,999 - Uh, Mobeenis, one more thing. - Yes, brother? 264 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,199 You still owe me money for haircut - don't forget. 265 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,799 God, we are about to die. Can you just let it go? 266 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,559 Well, that why I mention it now. 267 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,160 You have money on you? 268 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,880 There you go. 269 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,679 50p short? Shame on you. 270 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,599 You do know this is a trap, don't you, Mobes Def? 271 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,959 He's took your sister to get you here so he can kill you. 272 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,279 Yeah, and don't forget you have to kill Khan. 273 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,879 That hadn't slipped my mind, big boy. 274 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,759 So, what's the plan? You told me you had a plan. 275 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,399 - You've definitely got a plan, right? - Plan kiya? 276 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,359 If you've dragged us all here without a plan, 277 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,639 you've absolutely done us. 278 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,279 He does have a plan. 279 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,439 Kill Khan. 280 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,199 No-one's killing Khan! 281 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,079 I've said it 50 times, I'm not going to kill Khan, OK? Yeah? 282 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,799 But remember, you kill Khan or Hakan kills you. 283 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,759 - Shit, I might have to kill Khan. - No way! 284 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,319 - That's the best that you could do? - Are you joking? 285 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,199 - THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER - English bastards! English bastards! 286 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,080 Listen! What is the plan? 287 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,559 Here's my plan. 288 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,120 Oh, for fuck's sake. 289 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,159 Very nice to meet you. 290 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,559 No, she's not your friend. 291 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,919 Well, gentlemen. 292 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,439 - Of all the wankers in the world, Mobes, why this one, why? - I know. 293 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,999 Nice to see you too, Nate. 294 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,519 Delivering this bowl of cookie dough to my dad will 295 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,760 prove my way of doing things is the right way. 296 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,319 And, by the way, Hakan? 297 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,759 He's been dealt with. 298 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,079 He's gone to the big kebab shop in the sky. 299 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,159 - That's a bit racist. - What? 300 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,439 No! 301 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,399 So sorry for your loss, bro. 302 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,639 No, it's not that - 303 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,279 - he owed me a tenner! - Oh, my God. Kanjos. 304 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,079 Are you going to get us in his house, then, or what? 305 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,519 Ahem. 306 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,280 BUZZER RINGS 307 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,279 It's Nida. 308 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,919 What do you need? 309 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,479 Nothing. It's NIDA. 310 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,639 We don't need anything, thank you. 311 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,320 You NEED to open the door! 312 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,319 SHE KICKS GATE 313 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,879 It's your boss' daughter. 314 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,879 MECHANISM WHIRS 315 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,560 Shit, does he need a new intercom? 316 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,799 Ah, Mobeen. 317 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,679 Welcome to Istanbul. 318 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,440 Welcome to my kingdom. 319 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,200 How does he get up this incline? He's old as shit. 320 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,560 Mobeen. 321 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,079 Don't worry about it. 322 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,239 - Assalam Alaikum, beta. - Wa Alaikum Assala. 323 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,320 Come on. 324 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,759 This would do me and Mum nice. 325 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,200 So, I've delivered Mobeen. Now what? 326 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,000 Better late than never. 327 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,080 So, guys, everything OK? 328 00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:43,119 - Yeah, not...not too bad, I guess. - Not too bad, thanks. - Hmm? 329 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,039 My cheeks got clapped three times in half an hour. 330 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,760 Bas, please, bas. 331 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,279 Where's my sister? 332 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,640 Burak! 333 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,040 Hey. 334 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,119 - OK? - I'm OK. Are you? - I'm good. 335 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,639 Good, cause when we get out of here, 336 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,279 I'm going to kill you. 337 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,919 You knew he was a mad kuta and you never said a bloody word. 338 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,999 You could have just had this chat on WhatsApp, you know? 339 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,679 - Shut up, Saj. - Shut up. 340 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,480 Dad, what's going on here? 341 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,199 So, Mobeen, 342 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,919 what was your plan when you got here? 343 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,280 I was, I was going to, um... 344 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:35,040 You see, you could still save your sister. 345 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,680 You just have to do one more thing for me. 346 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,519 Dad. 347 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,840 Shh-shh. 348 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,959 Come on. Follow me. 349 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,799 I want to show you something. 350 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,850 All of you. 351 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,559 This is all his house? 352 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,960 It's a park! 353 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,799 That's where I burn people, you know? Ha-ha! 354 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,720 Yeah, barbecue time. Ho-ho! 355 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,880 - Go on, then. - Why am I going first? 356 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,880 Shit, Mobeen. 357 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,799 Ahmed, get everybody out. 358 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,880 Sit. 359 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,639 Sit down! 360 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,279 KHAN LAUGHS 361 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,799 No, no, no, joking, get up. 362 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,759 NERVOUS LAUGHTER 363 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,199 You see Mobeen, Small Heath, 364 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,319 Sharjah, Istanbul, 365 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,720 the organisation is an international one now. 366 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,560 - Mubarak. - Thank you. 367 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,559 Now, if you'll indulge me for a moment, 368 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,439 I'd like to tell you all a little story. 369 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,919 It's about a man who came to Small Heath, oh, 370 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,199 a long time ago, with nothing. 371 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,319 Sounding like a shit story. 372 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,280 Shut the fuck up! 373 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,279 Sorry, Uncle Jee. 374 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,319 I'm talking! 375 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,520 Sorry, man, chill. 376 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,159 This man worked in a factory. 377 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,079 He was the only Pakistani there, and one day, all his friends 378 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:41,559 decided to have a party at one of their social clubs. 379 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,079 Together, they moved the furniture. 380 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,239 Together, they had lunch. 381 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,600 Together, they had fun. 382 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,479 But when it came to the time of the party, 383 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,079 his friends looked at him and said two words - 384 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,199 go home. 385 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,039 Bastards! 386 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,799 Allah di kasam, that is sad. 387 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,239 Yeah. 388 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,199 So, this man changed his path. 389 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,719 He made a lot of money and he put some of that money into the 390 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:21,399 lives of the people that mattered to him most - the community. 391 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,040 He funded hospital wings, schools, housing projects. 392 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,359 You see, Mobeen, you can chuck your morals in the river 393 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:35,199 but still achieve something. 394 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,239 You can do good things with bad money. 395 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,119 But with no money, can't do anything. 396 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,600 I agree, Dad. 397 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,759 - Now, shall I kill this piece of shit? - Ah...! 398 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,079 - Every time, try to kill me! - What? - Relax. 399 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,199 Putting a bullet in him gets rid of another headache for us. 400 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,319 Jerry's gone, Hakan's gone, it's just us ruling the ends again now. 401 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,359 I mean, why don't we just kill all of them? 402 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,199 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Put the gun down. 403 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,680 You have made enough fucking mistakes recently. 404 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,799 Why am I never enough? 405 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,439 Enough for what? 406 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,200 - I can do this. - Do what? 407 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,199 I can be you. 408 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,720 Me? 409 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,719 HE LAUGHS 410 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,159 This is because I'm a woman, right? 411 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,879 It's nothing to do with you being a woman. 412 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,079 She's a woman, she can do it! 413 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,799 You're right, I could. Cause your daughter - 414 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,599 - shit gangster. - ALL Ooh...! 415 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,559 Shut the fuck up. 416 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,799 You couldn't even save your nephew. 417 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,599 And you couldn't save your cousin. 418 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,439 - And that's your fault. - Oh, so now we're going to have 419 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,599 - a row about this? - Dad, why do you always do...? 420 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,559 Hey there, guys. Um, sorry to interrupt, 421 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,959 but it appears that you guys have something to work through together 422 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,919 as a family, so, you two take time and, uh, we'll see you later. 423 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,400 Don't even think about it. Get the fuck back here. 424 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,359 All of you, you fucking idiots, get back. 425 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,599 You see... You still don't get it, do you? 426 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,359 You see, to be a leader, 427 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,439 you have to... 428 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,639 ..you have to like people. 429 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,359 You need charisma, like him. 430 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,599 What? 431 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,320 I have something for you, Mobeen. 432 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,679 Even when you were a child, I knew. 433 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,239 I knew you were somebody who could be trusted. 434 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,319 This is a gift of trust. 435 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:38,399 You see, you need to start from the bottom. 436 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,399 You know, even after you were stabbed and betrayed, 437 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,840 you saved the life of the person that means the most... 438 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,839 ..by travelling around the world. 439 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,360 This is what a leader looks like. 440 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,239 You're choosing him? 441 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,719 Mm-hm. 442 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,240 Mm-hm, mm. 443 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,639 Do you want to change your mind? 444 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,719 Ooh... 445 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,839 HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY 446 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,960 I will do it. 447 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,999 Nida, have some sharm, bas. 448 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,279 That's it. 449 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,479 Go on. 450 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,000 - Don't push me. - Go on. 451 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560 LOUD BANG 452 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,120 ALL COUGH 453 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,520 - She dead. - Mmm. 454 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,679 MUSIC: The One And Only by Snoop Dogg 455 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,280 All hail for General Fizzy. 456 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,399 Oh, shit. 457 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,439 Everybody is dead, bastard. 458 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,719 Very, very dead, bastards. 459 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,399 Oh, oh, oh. 460 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,840 All hail Uncle Bhenchod Shady. 461 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,399 Oi, you, come here. 462 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,119 You OK? 463 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,879 Shit, man, we had a terrible life. 464 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,159 I'm so sorry for your life, OK? 465 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,480 MUSIC: On Me by Sainte 466 00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:19,439 See the lads been chilling in the T 467 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,919 Run it, run it 468 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,159 Yeah, the week day dragging, the food's been slapping 469 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,919 The packs stay stacking, the cats keep catting 470 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,959 Late night grind get the money all steep 471 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,079 Yeah, I need that 472 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,199 Yeah, the coupe broke down, gotta book me a ride 473 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,039 That will get me back sides, cos I'm falling off time 474 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,800 Gotta bell up my slime, get back to the Gs... 475 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,439 Shit...! 476 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,999 Big Mobeen, I want a car like that. 477 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,839 - You don't want a car like that. - Yeah, I do, your life is sick. 478 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,120 No, my life is not sick. 479 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,640 You know whose life you want? 480 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,479 - That weird old uncle? - Oi! 481 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,120 If you only you man knew. 482 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,239 Hey, stay out the mud, kid, yeah? 483 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,999 - Can I have 300? - For what? 484 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,679 My mate was supposed to buy a laptop 485 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,480 but they gave him a dead cat in a bag. 486 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,640 I still can't believe he didn't check inside. 487 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,239 Listen, when you go to the shop to buy a can of Coke, 488 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,719 you don't check to see if it's got coke in it do you? 489 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,479 Exactly. 490 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,840 Stay out of trouble, yeah? 491 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,439 - What you saying, bro? - Same old. You OK, yeah? 492 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,079 Oh, you! 493 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,039 - How are ya? - Good. 494 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,200 - My brother. - What you saying? - You OK? 495 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,159 What's next then, Mobes? 496 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,520 We've got a lot to discuss. 497 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,330 Well, we're just getting started, innit? 498 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,679 I've said this since day one, 499 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,639 I can't escape this life. 500 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,079 But a strong king of the jungle is always good for the ends. 501 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,400 And if it weren't me, it'd be some next man. 502 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,079 At least this way, I can use this bad money to try 503 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,199 and do some good things. 504 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,199 We'll see you around some time. 505 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,840 MUSIC: Bewafa (Nikli Hai Tu) by CJ 506 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:30,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36094

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