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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,079 You got me stabbed and you kidnapped my little sister. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,879 Get Mobeen here. 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,559 Just let me do things my way. 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,039 Stick to the plan - MY plan. 5 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,200 The only way you're getting out of here is with a fake passport. 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,319 I'm too big for this hole. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,479 Yeah, you're filling the whole hole. 8 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,679 Mobeen's stolen cash from the Turks, 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,599 and he's ordered you a fake passport. 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,839 You just said it all in one sentence - 11 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,839 you just snitched me like that. 12 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,719 Fakhar Khan and Ola Akintola. 13 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,839 - Where is she, then? - Istanbul. 14 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,479 You are dead man, Mr Mobeenis. 15 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,439 OK, listen to me. Listen to me! 16 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,199 If you let me leave here today, 17 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,719 I will kill Khan for you. 18 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:45,600 If you don't kill Khan, we will kill you and everyone you love. 19 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,839 HE SPEAKS IN TURKISH 20 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,640 HE MOUTHS 21 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,840 MAN SPEAKS IN TURKISH 22 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,839 There's the guy. 23 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,359 Ah, look. 24 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,319 - Mobeenis rhymes with penis. - We get it, thank you. 25 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,200 - Hello, how are you doing? How are you doing? - All right. 26 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,640 DOOR SLAMS 27 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:41,479 So many sights to see, so many places to meet women! 28 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,239 You lot, don't mess this up for me. 29 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,639 - You brought a tiny guidebook? - Excuse me? 30 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,239 Did you bring your tiny suitcase and your tiny willy, too? 31 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,639 Piss off, Emre! 32 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,279 Have you even been abroad before? 33 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,719 Yes, of course! 34 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,919 Me and Mum went Isle of Wight last year. 35 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,719 That Isle is very white. 36 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,439 Almost racistly white. 37 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,599 Mobeenis, why the hell did you bring 38 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,159 - this silly little boy to kill the vibes? - I didn't bring him. 39 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,239 Right. 40 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,919 Gentlemen, 41 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,239 who wants some fun holiday items? 42 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,279 ALL: Yeah! 43 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,160 Let's go! Party time. 44 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,159 LAUGHTER 45 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,199 Lads. 46 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,879 - Yes! - Lads! 47 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,159 Whoa! Keep your bloody voice down, right? 48 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,239 Can I remind you, man, why we're here? 49 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,839 We're here to save Aqsa. 50 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,559 Not go on a bloodclaart stag do! 51 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,199 Eh - also to see my beautiful country. Yes? 52 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,359 ALL: Yeah. 53 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,559 Yes! Full of incredible culture and history. 54 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,610 CHEERING 55 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,719 And for Mobeen to kill Khan. 56 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,159 To shash ho ja, Emre chap ho ja. 57 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,919 - What? - What's he talking about, Mobeen? 58 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,599 I don't know what he's talking about, Barney-bear. 59 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,279 Harper's fine, thank you. 60 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,239 Well, it's actually a very short story. 61 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,679 Mobeen agreed to kill Khan, 62 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,039 so he didn't get died himself. The end. Thank you. 63 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,679 I can't understand why you have to put me in all your murderous plans. 64 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,799 This is going to be a true crime podcast. 65 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,479 Benim kief tea! Bu sizin bu! 66 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,679 Fuck you, bastard! 67 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,959 Pile of shit here, Mobeen. 68 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,639 You're dragging us into this shit pile with you, as per usual. 69 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,079 - Try this. It's, uh... Kief tea? - Kief tea, yeah, kief tea. 70 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,479 You can't distract us with food and drink, moontits. 71 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,999 Wow, that's delicious. 72 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,680 That's not the point, is it, mate? 73 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,719 Oh, that IS delicious. 74 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,679 - You've not heard the last of this, Mooney. - All right, all right. 75 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,799 I'm aware of that, Barney babes. 76 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,280 Stop it! 77 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,279 PHONE CHIMES 78 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,479 Oh, my cousin says he has information 79 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,959 that can help us locate Khan. 80 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,799 He will meet us at the accommodation. 81 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,919 Where are we staying, anyways? 82 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,959 Well, my cousin has arranged everything. 83 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,599 Do you know a luxury hotel called the Four Seasons? Yeah? 84 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:48,279 A penthouse with 24-hour room service and complimentary massage. 85 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,400 - Yes! - Yeah! 86 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,399 EMRE LAUGHS 87 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,039 Well, just around the corner from there 88 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,359 is the hostel where we are staying. 89 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,640 Bahan chuda... 90 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,839 I don't think the Four Seasons is around here, Emre. 91 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,479 We're a long way from Small Heath. 92 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,199 This is worse than the trap I was able to shop food from. 93 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,439 SHE SPEAKS IN TURKISH 94 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,479 Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't have any cash on me. 95 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,599 - SHE SPEAKS IN TURKISH - I haven't got anything on me. Sorry. 96 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,759 SHE SPEAKS IN TURKISH 97 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,879 - Sorry, me neither. - Sorry. 98 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,760 SHE SHOUTS IN TURKISH 99 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,119 What? 100 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,360 SHE SPEAKS IN TURKISH 101 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,559 - EMRE: - Boys, thataway. 102 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,400 - Go on. - What was that? - Weird. 103 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,770 Huh? 104 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,879 Great. 105 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,039 We're back in the bin again. 106 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,079 Hmm. It is quite prison-y. 107 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,759 It's still better than Saj's mum's house. 108 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,039 Such a be ghairt. 109 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,679 Is this the best you could do, Emre? 110 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,879 I'm sorry. It looked better in the pictures. 111 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:25,399 Anyway, guys, this trip is going to be very special. 112 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,399 Now, I leave you to give Mobeenis the bollocking. 113 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,719 I love it when you tell him off, the naughty, cheeky boy. 114 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,320 Uncle, I have much better place for you. 115 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,440 I love this bastard. 116 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,160 I've never heard him say he loves anything. Have you? 117 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,160 You're not staying here, bastard. 118 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,040 - Merhaba, burasi. - Mm? - Mm-hm, burasi. 119 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,039 We're not happy, Mobes. 120 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,239 You know you're sexy when you're angry. 121 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,519 I mean, YOU'RE just sexy all the time. 122 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,679 It's not fair, to be honest. 123 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,319 - What the fuck, Mobes? - Oh, come on, man. 124 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,359 I'm not going to kill anybody. I'm not going to kill Khan. 125 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,559 We don't kill people. Say istagfarallah. 126 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,599 - BOTH: - Estagfurullah. 127 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,239 We just need to get little Aqs and get home. 128 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,560 But, listen... 129 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,719 I don't want to be that guy, but... 130 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,919 ..what did that auntie whisper to you in the street out there? 131 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,719 - From where I was standing... - Mm? 132 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,799 ..it felt a bit black magic-y. 133 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,039 - Don't say that, Mobes. - I have to say what I have to say. 134 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,439 Black magic? Don't make me laugh. Who believes in that?! 135 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,759 - I 100% believe in that shit. - Me too. 136 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,399 - Don't call it shit. - You're right. Istagfarallah. 137 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,919 Look, do you remember Ikky Singh, one of your kids? 138 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,559 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - From West Brom. 139 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,359 - The one that went mad? - Yes. 140 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,639 His shit started when he came to Turkey 15 years ago, OK? 141 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,439 Apparently, a little auntie just like that 142 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,079 whispered something in his ear. 143 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,399 - Don't say it. - I have to say it. - No, no, no, no, don't. 144 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,559 - When he got home... - Mm-hm? - ..remember what happened? 145 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,159 - Don't. Don't, Mobes, please. - He went missing. 146 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,119 And they found him in a graveyard 147 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,960 at midnight... 148 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,959 NATE WHIMPERS 149 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,880 ..eating raw chicken, naked! 150 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,600 - Then what? - He went missing again. And they never found him. 151 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,879 EMRE SHOUTS, THEY SCREAM 152 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,000 Why screaming? 153 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,000 Why are you screaming? 154 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,999 THEY SCREAM 155 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,479 - Shit nikal gayi. - Oh, my God. 156 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,530 Boo! 157 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,839 Could've just pretended. 158 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,159 - EMRE: - Anyway, guys, change of plan - 159 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,839 we have to meet my cousin at his hammam. 160 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,959 - Emre! - I know, I know. 161 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,559 But it's in a beautiful spot near the Blue Mosque. 162 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,610 Let's go. Uncle. 163 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,439 I really, really love this bastard. 164 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,040 Why can't you all be like him? 165 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:59,319 Where he even come from? 166 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,920 Fucking Narnia in here. 167 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,959 - WHISPERS: - Mobes... 168 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,199 - Mobes, Mobes, Mobes. - What is it, bro? What? 169 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,559 I think it was black magic. 170 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,639 - Don't say that, cuz. - Sh. 171 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,439 Bro, but I feel weird, man. 172 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,039 I think I'm possessed. 173 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,999 Don't.. You're not, you're not. It's just... It's the weather. 174 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,439 - It's hot - you're dehydrated. - No, bro, bro. 175 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,759 I... 176 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,559 I think it's koro. 177 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,959 - What's koro? - Oh...! This is mad...! 178 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,919 - No, I can't say. - Say what it is, say what it is now! 179 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,159 - No, no, no. - What is it!? 180 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,479 It's...it's when... 181 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:46,319 ..it's when your tings, yeah, disappear inside...of your body. 182 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,679 It's deadly. And I can...I can feel it. 183 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,919 - It's withdrawing, my willy is withdrawing. - Don't say that! 184 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,119 Withdrawing, it's... 185 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,559 You ain't got this koro thing, have you? 186 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,999 - I feel weird, you know? - Don't say it. - I'm not myself. 187 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,479 - WHISPERS: - Black magic. 188 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,759 You know, all you man had to do was give that auntie five quid 189 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,239 and you could have avoided being demonically possessed. 190 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,679 - Get off. - No, don't go, don't go, don't, don't... 191 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,730 Mobes! 192 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,919 Hello, sister. 193 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,040 This is for you. 194 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,199 Please don't demonically possess me. 195 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,519 Don't worry about them - it's too late. 196 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,359 But me, leave me out of it. 197 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,760 OK. Salaam. Thank you very much. 198 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,959 - I don't feel right. - Oh, my gosh. 199 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,119 Excuse me - can you stop molesting the barrier? 200 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,159 Listen, listen, listen, listen. 201 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,279 Listen. Can you hear it? 202 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,999 - What is it? - Why does it sound like that? 203 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,559 - It sounds good to me. - No, no, no, no. 204 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,359 It's doing dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. 205 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,759 - Can you hear it? - I can hear your heart. 206 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,439 - Bro, I can see everything, bro. - Huh? - I can see everything, bro. 207 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,799 All these sound like really good medical things to have. 208 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,119 Wait, give me some lines to impress the ladies. 209 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,479 Leave it with me. 210 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,599 I can give you some lines that will get a big reaction from women. 211 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,479 Yeah? Yes, appreciate you, bro. 212 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,530 You're welcome. 213 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,290 - WHISPERS: - Mobeen, Mobeen! 214 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,199 - What? - It's him. 215 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,319 - Who? - The guy from the airport. 216 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,079 - Who you talking about? - He followed us. 217 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,679 Maybe that's the one that gave us koro. 218 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,999 Oh! 219 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,479 It was tight when he first saw us. 220 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,359 The devil's been following us, guys. 221 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,559 And he feasts on the blood of virgins. 222 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,439 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. 223 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,679 You're dead, then, innit? Ha-ha, you virgin! 224 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,239 No, YOU better be careful. 225 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,399 He could be working for Khan, ready to kill you any minute. 226 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,759 - Shit. - Or he could be working for Hakan. 227 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,519 They would do you in if you don't kill Khan. 228 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,399 You know, you piss me off, but this makes a lot of sense, man. 229 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,599 Why are you saying this stuff? 230 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,759 - Smart guy, bro. - Mobes, Mobes, Mobes, Mobes, Mobes. 231 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,439 I'm serious, man. It's him. 232 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,720 Who?! There's, like, 8,000 people there! 233 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,239 Where's Shady? 234 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,279 - Uncle? Uncle? Shady? - Shady? - Uncle! 235 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,239 - The devil's taken Shady. - Why screaming? 236 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,599 - Shady! - Shady! 237 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,600 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Nate! 238 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,880 Uncle? Uncle? Uncle ji? Kahan gaye ho? 239 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,639 - Give it here, bastard! Ice cream. - N'apiyosun?! 240 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,440 - Fucker! - N'apiyosun?! 241 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,240 N'apiyosun?! 242 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,159 - Uncle! - Fuck your ice cream. 243 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,239 - Wait, stop! - Bastard. 244 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,959 Ozur dilerim. Mad bastard. 245 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,800 Uncle! To evin hi pagl hay. 246 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,719 What we do here, first we start with the iliklik. 247 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,559 - I don't want iliklik, no. You want iliklik? - No. 248 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,039 - I'm not trying the iliklik. - Is good one. 249 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,119 It's a serenity room where we give you a soothing foot ritual. 250 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,639 Thank you for the offer, brother, but we're very busy, 251 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,799 we have to see his cousin, so... 252 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,920 Quiet, bastard. My feet need some soothing time. 253 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,479 This way. Only the best for you, sir. 254 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,239 We haven't got time... Please, where is your cousin? 255 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,479 We're running out of time here. 256 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,479 He is on the way. Just relax. 257 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,639 - Abi, arkadasi... - This way, sir. 258 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,839 - Why? - You're their carer, they're your care. 259 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,879 - OK, OK. - Enjoy it. - NATE: 260 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,240 Abi, su arkadaslara da bir bakar misin? 261 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,079 - Where they taking us? - Go, enjoy it. 262 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,480 Now, where they taking us? 263 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,479 Where are the chicks? 264 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,200 Absolute cock-fest. 265 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,920 Time to get to work. 266 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,879 We need to get out of here. 267 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,159 - I'm starting to feel funny. - Yeah. 268 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,119 You know when it gets really hot, I get the hornies as well. 269 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,320 Not like that! 270 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,999 Time for a massage? 271 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,359 Why you still in your clothes? 272 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,759 Cos he's been taking the piss out of 273 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,479 my jubbly-bubblies for the last 30 years. I never get them out, ever. 274 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,640 Either you get massage, or you give massage. 275 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,159 Thank you, brother. I don't want massage. 276 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,480 You get...or you give. 277 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,199 Prison rules, man. 278 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,679 I give. 279 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,280 - With you? - Yeah. - Oh, shit. 280 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,120 All right, good luck, man. 281 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,680 I'm slippery. 282 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,239 Aah! 283 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,919 Ow. 284 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,119 Get off me, Satan! 285 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,440 GRUNTING 286 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,839 You like spanky-spanky, huh? 287 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,480 CALMING OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS 288 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,479 It's very good, bastard. 289 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,560 He's drowning us! 290 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,079 Hi! Hi, sorry to bother you. 291 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,759 Um, hope you're having a lovely day and everything. 292 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,199 I just wanted to say... 293 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:55,319 Kucuk bir penisim var ve annemle yasiyorum. 294 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,039 - Ne diyosun be sen? - Oh! 295 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,679 Gerizekali! 296 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,719 Oh! 297 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,719 - Smack me! - Huh? 298 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,040 - Again? - Yeah. 299 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,680 Oh, so good. 300 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,640 So nicely you do me. 301 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,519 - MOCKING: - Oh, so nicely you do me! 302 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,199 I've told you several times, Nathaniel, 303 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,199 this is a translation issue. He didn't mean to say it like that. 304 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,119 Yeah, sure, sure. 305 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,319 - Good to know you're feeling better. - I am, still. Huh. 306 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,359 Yo, Turkey's gyal are on it! 307 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,239 - On you? - Yes. - Impossible. 308 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,839 - I got five numbers. - Sure. 309 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,440 Thank you, sir. It was an honour. 310 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,360 Leave me alone, bastard. 311 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,799 You are not going to believe this, but... 312 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,080 ..wrong cousin. 313 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,719 You taking the piss? 314 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,279 The right cousin is at the shisha lounge across the town. 315 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,359 We can be there in 20 minutes easy. 316 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,640 Emre, we're going to die of old age before we find my sister. 317 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,839 Look, where's Harper? 318 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,959 Harper? 319 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,919 I see what this is. 320 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,519 You've been sent here to collect me. 321 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,160 It's written all over your face. 322 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,639 Yeah, are you a dog living in a man's world? 323 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,479 Am I a man living in a dog's world? 324 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,240 Who knows? 325 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,839 You feeling better as well now, Harper? 326 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,800 Yeah. Bloody hell, I was out of it. 327 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,159 Shady's going to be out of it soon. 328 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,439 Black magic, kala jado, that woman put a djinn in you. 329 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,199 - Bullshit. - Tobah. 330 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,279 Are you seriously trying to tell me we were possessed? 331 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,999 Well, how else do you explain talking to wolves 332 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,599 in the middle of Istanbul, then, Barney? 333 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,399 Could do with some more of that kief tea, though. 334 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,239 Yeah, I can't lie, that tea was sick. 335 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,239 Shall I get some? Excuse me. 336 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,199 Merhaba, hosgeldiniz. 337 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,159 Hi, do you have any kief tea, please? 338 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,759 Kief tea? Ne hakla boyle birsey isteyebilirsiniz?! 339 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,839 Illegal! 340 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,639 - Huh? - Illegal, illegal. 341 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,679 - You hear that? - What's illegal? - The kief tea, bro. 342 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,730 Hadsiz! 343 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,839 - What's that? - So anyway, listen, me mum was like this. 344 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,919 - To the Lord, yeah. - To the Lord, cuz, yeah. - Allah. 345 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,159 - SAJ CLEARS THROAT - Yo, shall we put rukyah on them? 346 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,559 Oi, oi, oi, kief tea ingredients. 347 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,319 Cloves, apple spice, cinnamon 348 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,879 and cannabis crystals. 349 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,039 Oh. 350 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,279 Wasn't black magic - we were off our tits. 351 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,519 I still think we should do it to be safe. 352 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,199 THEY RECITE KORAN 353 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,160 I've literally just checked it, lads. 354 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,119 Stop blowing on things. 355 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,919 Yo. I'm going to go and check on that waitress you lot just upset. 356 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,679 Nasty boys. 357 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,519 I'M the nasty boy? Why is his hands always wet? 358 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,199 He's had that problem since primary school. 359 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,250 Erm... 360 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,120 Kucuk bir penisim var ve annemle... 361 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,560 EMRE LAUGHS 362 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,559 Bad words. 363 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,319 Fuck you, Emre. Bahan chud! 364 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,950 - EMRE: - Mobeen, we have to talk. 365 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,050 I've got to go talk. 366 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,080 Let me see that? 367 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,239 It's weed, bro. 368 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,559 I mean, that's a relief, though, innit? 369 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,599 I have news on your sister's location. 370 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,919 Finally. Go on. 371 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,639 At seven tonight, you will get a phone call. 372 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,039 Answer it. 373 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,039 He will give you, only you, the address of where she is. 374 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,199 But remember, Mr Mobeen, if you don't kill Khan 375 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,839 and we go back to Small Heath, 376 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,719 Hakan is going to kill you and everyone you love. 377 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,080 Better you have a plan when we go to the location for Mr Khan. 378 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,079 Enough good time holiday, holiday times - we got to go. 379 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,999 Come on, Mobeen. 380 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,759 Let's stay another half an hour, please, thank you. 381 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,479 Emre, one question - 382 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,519 when did you last have a holiday? 383 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,999 - What? - Let's look at the evidence, shall we? 384 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,879 We went to a hammam, walked there via the Blue Mosque, 385 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,679 we bought sunglasses and hats, 386 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,119 Shady went ice cream shopping 387 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,759 and now we're in a shisha lounge. 388 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,239 All to get a piece of information 389 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,079 you could have easily have got via text. 390 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,719 I'm going to put it to you, Emre, you've been deliberately delaying 391 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,150 this information so you can turn this trip into a glorified holiday. 392 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,159 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 393 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,519 Well, I've worked very hard and I'm very tired. 394 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,679 Sorry. Shaves and shaves and aftershaves, 395 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,879 and then I have to shave... dick dock. 396 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,599 - You shave a dick dock, what's a dick dock? - His ding dong. 397 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,119 Not ding dong, idiot, big dog. 398 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,719 - How... - Why you say dick, then? 399 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,159 - No, I didn't say that. - Listen, while we're here, 400 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,719 I have to ask you about that rumour from back in the day at Small Heath, 401 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,519 - about you giving people fungicide infections in the arsehole. - Yeah. 402 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:56,359 Um, come on, I get the fungicide infection in the arseholes - 403 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,000 no, that's not true! 404 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,000 It's unbelievable. 405 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,999 PHONE RINGS 406 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,039 Oh, it's Aqsa. 407 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,439 - Come. - Let's go. Uncle. 408 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,439 Oh, my God. 409 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,520 Shit reception man. 410 00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:13,759 Aqsa, where the hell have you been? 411 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,719 I know Mobes, I know everything. 412 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,279 I know Khan used to run our ends, Nida's his daughter, 413 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,599 and they're after you! 414 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,359 Why didn't you say something, you idiot? 415 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,919 I was injecting this man. 416 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,559 I could have given this dangerous prick a dangerous prick. 417 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,119 I'm not going to encourage murder, am I? Where are you? 418 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,439 I'm not sure. I know I'm somewhere in Turkey, 419 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,399 but they've taken my phone off me for ages, 420 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,679 and they've took my passport. 421 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,200 I'm worried they're going to hurt me and that I'm... 422 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,359 Aqsa? 423 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,999 Aqs! Let's go! 424 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,280 Oh, shit. 425 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,999 Mm? 426 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,119 - Come with me. - No. Who the hell are you? 427 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,439 Come with me. 428 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,319 GUNS COCK 429 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,959 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, chill. 430 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,800 - Relax. - Which way, sir? 431 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,210 This way, boys. 432 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,440 How's your holiday now, Emre? Bahan chud. 433 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:11,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31988

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