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Mobeen's fiancee. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:08,839 Why don't you just run along now, guti? 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:09,959 SOFTLY: Don't tell your dad, please. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,279 Chup kar. 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,480 Teri... 6 00:00:13,911 --> 00:00:15,999 Oh! 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,759 Yes! 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,040 Do it again to the bastard. 9 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,679 Did you miss me? 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,359 - No. - Say, "Kasme." 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,039 I can't say that because I did miss you a little bit, I did. 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,360 But shut up anyway, man. 13 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,799 Be careful, yara. 14 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,080 She's got backup. 15 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,599 She runs these ends. 16 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,920 You better remember that. 17 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,079 Have some respect for me name! 18 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,599 This is my cousin Naveed's little brother. 19 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,920 Oh, you remember Naveed? 20 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,239 Well, you got me stabbed 21 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,519 and you kidnapped my little sister. 22 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,319 Technically, she kidnapped herself. 23 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,199 That's the funny thing about it. 24 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,879 I love it when they self-kidnap. 25 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,519 Get out of my personal space, you evil twit! 26 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,919 Drink. 27 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,039 I'm good, you know. I had a mango mojito. 28 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,319 They gave me a little straw and that. 29 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,919 No, me, you dickhead. 30 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,319 Get ME a drink. 31 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,199 Why are you calling me a dickhead for? 32 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,559 I'm not dickhead, dickhead. 33 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,759 Oh, he hasn't forgiven me for telling my whole family 34 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,359 - how he wet the bed. - What? Why... 35 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,079 - Why have you got to say that in front of him? - At the age of 23. 36 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,479 How many times have I got to tell you? 37 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,119 I spilled a bottle of Lilt on my sheets. 38 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,199 - Oh, a Lilt bottle? - Yes! 39 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,639 Which just happened to have human piss in it, yeah? 40 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,959 It's not human piss. What is wrong with you? 41 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,519 - You're... You're being... - Go on, touch me again! 42 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,079 - You're being loud, innit? - Oh, my... - Sorry about that. 43 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,879 - Sorry about the noise. - Anyway... - Sorry about the noise, mate. 44 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,719 You, listen to me. 45 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,759 Look, I understand that you're angry. 46 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,999 - Yes. - But I am one of two people in the whole world 47 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,599 who knows where your little sister, the shit doctor, actually is. 48 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,159 Well, I'm one of them, too. 49 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,439 Because she's in the UAE. 50 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,119 But for how long? 51 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,439 What is that supposed to mean? 52 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,439 PHONE RINGS 53 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,719 Oh, shit, sorry. 54 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,879 Er... 55 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,920 It's the burner. 56 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,919 RINGING CONTINUES 57 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,959 How many times have I told you not to call it that? 58 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,319 - What? - Give me the phone. 59 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,480 Dad? 60 00:02:06,021 --> 00:02:08,439 What's her problem, bro? 61 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,730 - She's so mean, do you know what I mean? - Yeah. 62 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,159 You look just like your brother, you know. 63 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,039 Mm... Yeah, you think so? 64 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,359 I do. 65 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,959 You OK, bro? You look... You look sad. 66 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,039 - Well, no, I'm fi... I'm fine. - Yeah? 67 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,319 Are you OK? 68 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,759 Yeah. I'm... I'm fine. 69 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,279 - Good. - Just annoyed with her, innit? 70 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,479 HE SIGHS 71 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,159 Look, brother, "Tension na le." 72 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,679 - No, you're right and all. - Yeah? 73 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,039 - Yeah. - Say it with me, cuz. 74 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,559 - Tension na le. - Tension na le. 75 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,799 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're right, man. 76 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,119 - But did you see the way she talks to me? - I know. I know, I know. 77 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,559 So aggy. 78 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,559 You just need to understand. 79 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,920 Don't rush things, OK? 80 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,730 You've got your whole life ahead of you - in front of you. 81 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,159 I'm sorting out the Turks. 82 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,319 I don't need any help from you. 83 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,599 This pathetic attempt to try and prove yourself has got to stop. 84 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,680 You do just as I say. 85 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,799 And Mobeen, he's out, huh? 86 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,119 So, why isn't he here yet? 87 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,199 I needed him here and now I have to move on. 88 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,199 I will get him to the new location. 89 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,959 Just let me do things my way and he'll be with you in a few days. 90 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,639 Stick to the plan. 91 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:25,919 My plan, huh? 92 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,680 Get Mobeen here - and do it fucking quickly. 93 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,319 Bodha ganja prick. 94 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,399 - I'm taking her down from the inside, bro. - Hmm. 95 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,919 - Wait for her to mash it all up. - Yeah. 96 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,039 - And then when the time's right... - Mm-hm? 97 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,479 - ..I take over the ends. - Yes, you're ready for this! 98 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,119 - I'm ready, you know? - You're ready, kasme, you're ready! 99 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,519 I'm ready to run these streets. 100 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,919 Cos you know what? You're smart. 101 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,599 - You're intelligent. - I've got it up here. 102 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,759 - I can see it. - Yeah. 103 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,230 - You've got a great head on your shoulders. - Huh? 104 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,599 Passport. 105 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,759 Why, where are we going? 106 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,159 THE passport. 107 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,319 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. 108 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,720 It's for you. 109 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,119 Boy, that is actually sick. 110 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,519 Jesus Garcia. 111 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,960 I mean, it's not perfect... 112 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,479 Oh, mm. Very good ho gaya. 113 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,719 My family's always done passports. 114 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,159 I can get another one for you just like that. 115 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,839 If you want one, 116 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,759 you'll need to do a little something for me, though. 117 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,999 No, thank you. 118 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,239 You going to wait another three months until you're off licence? 119 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,319 I wonder where your sister's going to be then, big man. 120 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,959 - I'll figure something out. - You sure about that? 121 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,319 Yeah, I said I'll figure something out. 122 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,720 Suit yourself. 123 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,160 Hey, hey! My bro, my bro. 124 00:04:47,631 --> 00:04:51,199 Give my condolences to your family, yeah? 125 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,759 - Thank you, my bro. - Allah ne marzi. 126 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,279 - Allah ne marzi. - Ah. 127 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,479 Just keep your head up. 128 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,720 Huh? 129 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,399 Are you OK? 130 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,639 Yeah. 131 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,079 Here for you any time, yeah? 132 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,490 - All right. Thank... Thank you, bro. - OK. Khuda Hafiz. 133 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,240 LINE RINGS 134 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,960 - ON VOICEMAIL: - Aqsa here... - Oh, come on, Aks. 135 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,639 HE EXCLAIMS 136 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,840 What the heck? 137 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,840 SHE BREATHES RASPILY 138 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,999 # Yeah 139 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,079 # Ha-ha, yeah. # 140 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,279 Look, guys, guys, guys. 141 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,519 Harper will listen to me. 142 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,039 Why? Because he's got mad respect for me. 143 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,199 Now listen to this. 144 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,639 When we were Maway, 145 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,319 he let me buy his coffee every single morning 146 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,839 for two years straight. 147 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,999 I still remember his order! 148 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,959 Oat flat white, extra hot milk with a cinnamon shot. 149 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,239 - Wow. - See? 150 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,439 - What? - That's why I got to get Harps at the chai house. 151 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,399 He's got the best taste buds I've ever come across. 152 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,599 - Ooh. - Come across his taste buds? 153 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,639 That what you were doing in prison? 154 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,959 No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. 155 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,920 Anyway, it's good to have him around. 156 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:04,479 He spots danger, and you just never know where danger's coming from. 157 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,599 What are you talking about? 158 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,079 Big man, you've got a brand-new business partner. 159 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,159 We don't know who Jerry is. 160 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,159 - It's good that he's around to just, you know, vet him out, man. - No... 161 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,039 - Do you know what I'm saying? - Is it every day be suspicious, Mobes? 162 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,439 Yes. Look at our lives. 163 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,439 Nothing is going to stop me from my chai dreams. OK? 164 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,639 OK. 165 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,919 When we get in here, leave him to me. 166 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,759 You know how I am with the people, in particular with him. OK? 167 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,360 That handsome kutta will listen to me. 168 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,280 Watch this. 169 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,480 Fuck off, there's no-one in. 170 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,559 Who's that? 171 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,679 I'm telling you, man, there's something wrong with Harps. 172 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,080 It's like he's been cursed. 173 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,439 It could be black magic. 174 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,279 - Kaalaa jaadoo. - What the hell? You say something, boy? 175 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,519 - No, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Wait... - No, no. 176 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,039 - Wait, man. - That directly translates as black magic. 177 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,519 - Oh. - Yeah. OK. 178 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,919 - Chill out, brother. - Relax, relax. 179 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,199 My cousin, man, black magic is real. 180 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,159 - Mm. - It is real. Remember? - Yeah. 181 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,319 When Shady's daughter did a curse on you in school? 182 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,000 MOBEEN EXHALES 183 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,999 What curse? 184 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,279 Brother, you know the one. 185 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,639 - Which one? - MOBEEN KISSES TEETH 186 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,879 The curse that stopped you growing after the age of 12. 187 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,199 THEY LAUGH 188 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,799 - CHUCKLES: - Ah, you're mean. Eh, you're mean. 189 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,519 Hey, hey, no need to be grumpy, man. 190 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,319 Erm, or any of the seven dwarves. 191 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,759 Oh! We firing, Cuz, we are firing here. 192 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,679 My little brown ass bulla. Mm? 193 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,599 My Small Heath DJ Khaled. 194 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,479 Excuse me, I support Palestine. Yeah? 195 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,719 There's a big difference. 196 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,359 Oh, not these dickheads again! 197 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,679 More water balloons, yeah? 198 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,959 What'd he say, fam? 199 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,199 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Relax. 200 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,319 - Yeah? The size of these kids. - Tell it to 'em. 201 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,679 One swing of my dong will put you boys to sleep. 202 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,119 Are you a paedo, fam? 203 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,399 - It sounded noncey. - Did it? 204 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,239 - You swinging dongs at kids, it's noncey. - Oh, come on, come on. 205 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,479 I'll handle this. 206 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,159 Let's just chill, yeah? 207 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,520 HE EXHALES 208 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,519 Let's feel the love 209 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,599 and put the hate away! 210 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,119 Let's put some unity into the... 211 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,239 Don't say it. 212 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,319 ..community. 213 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,679 - He rhymed it. - You feel me, family? 214 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,439 It's easy when you know what you're doing. 215 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,719 The yutes, them of today, 216 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,559 they just want to be seen and heard. 217 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,080 So let me just do my tingaling and squash the... 218 00:08:03,431 --> 00:08:05,519 ..beef. 219 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,199 Yeah, no, what is the drama? 220 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,719 We both know this is just a flex. 221 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,519 Yeah? So, let's just relax, deep breaths 222 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,000 and put that thing away... 223 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,999 DART WHOOSHES 224 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,119 Oh! 225 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:15,999 HE CRIES OUT 226 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,879 Panchode! 227 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,199 - SOFTLY: - We did try to tell him. 228 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,679 - SAJ CRIES - Smile for the camera, dickhead. 229 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,599 Smile, kar naa, smile. Smiling kar. SAJ YELLS 230 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,959 - Call a fucking ambulance! - Have a good one, yeah? 231 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,359 - Have a good day, yeah? - Yeah, yeah. - See you. 232 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,839 - ..fucking pool of piss... - Shit. A crossbow? 233 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,959 Bro, you can buy them crossbows on the internet, easy. 234 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,240 SAJ CONTINUES CRYING 235 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,239 That's some madness. 236 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,359 Yeah. I know, I know. 237 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,159 That's what happens when there's no more king of the jungle. 238 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,400 Do you know what I mean? 239 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,399 SAJ RECITES PRAYER 240 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,559 - When that harami Khan was running the ends... - Mm? 241 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,999 - ..things ran smooth. - Facts. 242 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,599 - They ran smooth, bro. - Yeah, facts are facts. 243 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,999 Call the West Mids Air Ambulance, for fuck's sake! 244 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,399 EAR ambulance? 245 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,119 You got shot in the leg, not the ear. 246 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,279 They're going to have to amputate my leg! 247 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,399 I'm going to be even shorter! 248 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,679 HE SOBS 249 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,160 LINE RINGS 250 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,960 CALL CHIMES 251 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,959 Hey, Aqsa Deen, how are you? 252 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,319 I'm good. Things are getting exciting here. 253 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,159 Mr Khan's got so much money. 254 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,119 His business is proper global. 255 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,639 Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. 256 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,199 They've even taken my passport cos it looks like we're on the move. 257 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,439 Proper globetrotting. 258 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,439 Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean, they took your passport? 259 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,120 Don't worry. I'll send you a selfie on my private jet. 260 00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:21,519 Well, where are you going? 261 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,039 Don't know yet. 262 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,919 Could be Miami, could be Australia, could be Brazil. 263 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,999 Guess that's the life of a jet-setter. 264 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,039 Well, the mandem are going to be so proud of you, you know? 265 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,199 Most of us have never left the ends. 266 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,079 Most of them aren't legally allowed to leave ends. 267 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,879 - This is true. - Anyways, when I know, I'll let you know. 268 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,559 Love you. Love to Nate. 269 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,919 Love you, too, kid. 270 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,199 CALL CHIMES 271 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,639 He's losing a lot of blood. 272 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,959 Is he? 273 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,519 See you later. 274 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,919 Shit. 275 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,119 - Huh? - You're on TikTok already. 276 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,319 - Man's an influencer and that? - Look at this. 277 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,319 "Pussy ho crossbowed in Small Heath." 278 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,440 Ha. 279 00:09:56,441 --> 00:09:59,559 MUSIC: Keep It Thoro by Prodigy 280 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,839 # Yeah, catch a fucking bullet... # 281 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,520 Look who it is. 282 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,159 Mobeen Deen. 283 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,919 # Ayo, I break bread, ribs, $100 bills 284 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,319 # Peel on Ducatis and other four-wheels 285 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,279 # Write a book full of medicine and generate mils 286 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,920 # Tour the album, only for more sales. # 287 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,239 I knew you'd come running back, chunky. 288 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,440 Take a seat. 289 00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:30,719 Just tell me what I need to do so I can get it done, 290 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:31,799 you unhinged auntie. 291 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,679 The job is like my cousin - 292 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,959 very simple. 293 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,159 You know what? Shut up. 294 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,039 - I'm messing with you, man. - I'm done with you yapping at me. 295 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,679 Yo, yo, just... Just chill. Chill. 296 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,359 Chill...man. 297 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,919 Anyway, my paisa is tied up, 298 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,559 so I need you to collect 200k from the Turks. 299 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,799 The Turks? 300 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,319 I almost forgot - 301 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,319 they don't actually know you're taking it. 302 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,639 CHAIR CREAKS 303 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,799 Are you taking the piss? 304 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,039 No, relax! You'll figure something out. 305 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,479 I've already figured something out. 306 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,599 You want to get me killed. 307 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,879 Look, what is all this tension? 308 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,599 You're going to give yourself a heart attack. 309 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,799 That's not funny. 310 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,959 My family has a history of heart conditions, 311 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,399 don't make jokes about that. 312 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,999 Not to mention your obvious cholesterol problem. 313 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,159 Chill a bit. Chill, chill. 314 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,279 Thing is, lads, this operation - 315 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,119 a lot of arseholes thought a woman couldn't run these ends, 316 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,039 but they were wrong. 317 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,279 Cos I'm killing it. 318 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,639 Sure, boss, mate. 319 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,119 Honestly, yeah. 320 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,359 You studied medicine for seven years, 321 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,839 helped vulnerable people in the NHS and, uh, 322 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,239 decided to give it all up 323 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,399 to sell drugs like your dad! 324 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,159 Very powerful feminism. Shabash! 325 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,399 PHONE RINGS 326 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,599 Hold on. 327 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,119 - What you... - Move! Get! 328 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,280 Wh... OK. Argh! 329 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,199 That's her old man on the phone now. 330 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,399 Basically, he wants you out there ASAP 331 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,039 and it's beef between them cos you ain't gone yet. 332 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,600 That actually makes sense. 333 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,919 Kasme, she's not cut out for this, bro. 334 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,439 The ends are mad! 335 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,879 Have you heard about this 14-year-old boy that got crossbowed 336 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,520 in broad daylight? 337 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,519 MOBEEN CHUCKLES 338 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,879 Yeah, I know him, actually. 339 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,239 Shit's not going to happen when I'm running tings. 340 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,319 People are going to respect me - 341 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,600 like they did my brother. 342 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,519 Iqbal? 343 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,919 Yes, Mobeen. 344 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,800 I've got something I need to tell you. 345 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,919 I've got a missus, bro. 346 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,359 - Not like that! - I'm not judging, 347 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,999 I know you were in prison and that 348 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,439 and you probably, you know, got lonely. 349 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,799 - You do you, but I'm just saying... - Big man, just relax, OK. 350 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,510 - It's not for me, OK? - I didn't mean it like that. - Yeah. 351 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,680 Ahh, my own chai shop. 352 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,599 Put one table over there. 353 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,359 Put some plants in the window. 354 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,679 Yara! Help me, man! 355 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,919 I'm a victim of a drive-by shooting! 356 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,320 Fake grass in the wall. 357 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,919 Ah! 358 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,199 I can't feel my pata regions. 359 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,399 I can't wait for Harps to see this magical kingdom of chai! 360 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,319 - Just one thing. - Yeah? 361 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,199 Harper is a complete zombie 362 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:55,119 who is in no way on board with any of this shit whatsoever. 363 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,199 Thank you so much for the positivity. 364 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,119 He just needs someone to make him snap out of it. 365 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,439 - There's only one person that can do that. - Mm-mm. 366 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,479 - Mobeen. - Me. 367 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,039 - Ha? - Don't worry, I'm on it. 368 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,359 Oh, no, I am worried. Saj. 369 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,280 S... Excuse me? Hello? Saj! 370 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,720 Ah, I am fucked. 371 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,799 MUSIC: Different League by Nines 372 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,120 For goodness' sake, it had to be Emre's place. 373 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,639 And it had to be right next to Nate's place! 374 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,440 # I sold bits, I sold raw... # 375 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,960 HE CURSES 376 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,199 # I sold bits, I sold raw 377 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,119 # I sold hits, sold out tours 378 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,879 # Press a brick, never fraud 379 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,039 # Said I'll quit, just sold some more... # 380 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,119 - Lovely, brother. Yeah, yeah. Amazing. - Mm-hm. 381 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,079 What a fade. Yeah. 382 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,879 So now you owe me for two haircuts, Mr Mobeenis. 383 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,319 This one and the one before you went inside the prisons. 384 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,640 Well, I think I could, erm, do you a couple favours to make up for it. 385 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,600 You don't mean... 386 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,879 - HE WHISPERS: - ..the sexuals? 387 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,199 No, I hope not. 388 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,560 I-I meant sweeping up. 389 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,239 - Oh. - Yeah. 390 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,439 - Yes. - Yeah? 391 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:13,959 - OK. - OK. 392 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,199 THEY LAUGH 393 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,439 I'll do that for you. 394 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,839 The great Mobeen is my little errand boy. 395 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,359 Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! 396 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,159 Go get your shoeshine box, Tommy! I love it. 397 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,479 EMRE LAUGHS 398 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,010 MUSIC: Don't Sweat The Technique by Eric B & Rakim 399 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,119 - Mobeenis? - Bro. 400 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,479 Your sweeping's a bag of shit. 401 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,159 Put your back into it. 402 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,199 - Look at your top, you have a stain. - Where? 403 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,359 HE LAUGHS 404 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,439 Got you, little errand boy! 405 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,839 Ha-ha, ha. 406 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,719 You useless bloody wanker. 407 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,039 Come on, where this money at? 408 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,279 Come on. 409 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,640 HE MUTTERS 410 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,439 Where has he hid it? Oof! 411 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,719 Fucking hell. 412 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,040 MUSIC: The Frustrated Nigga by Jeru The Damaja 413 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,079 - Mobeenis! - What? 414 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,320 Don't go down there. 415 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,360 DOGS BARK 416 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,359 Oh! Fuck's sake. 417 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,119 GROWLING 418 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,879 Ush! Tugay! 419 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,399 MUFFLED BARKING, BANGING 420 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,799 It's guard dog. 421 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,399 You don't want to upset him, Mobeen. 422 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,239 He killed the Amazon delivery man. 423 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,359 Killed him? 424 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,559 MUFFLED GROWLING 425 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,639 Ju... Just to confirm - 426 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,559 that angry guard dog, 427 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,359 he lives in the basement every night, 428 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,399 on his own, all the time? 429 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,480 Never. That would be cruel. 430 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,479 GROWLING CONTINUES 431 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,719 Put him in the shop, in the dark, on his own. 432 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,079 So, that dog does not live in that basement at night? 433 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,159 Exactly. 434 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,280 You sure? 435 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,279 DOG BARKS 436 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,399 How many times I have to bloody fucking say that? 437 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,639 I think you said it three times. 438 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,759 - Three? - Ah, yeah. 439 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,079 Get out. Go on! Cheeky bastard! 440 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,610 All right, all right! OK, OK, all right, all right. 441 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,599 Look, two minutes of your time, that's all I ask. 442 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,879 If I do, do you promise to piss off the moment you're done? 443 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,399 Deal! And, look, I know you're tired of everybody trying to fix you, 444 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,319 so I'm not going to talk you into anything. 445 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,599 - Good. - Yeah. 446 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,159 Instead, I'm going to drop some lyrical science. 447 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,359 What? 448 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,919 Man like Saj on the mic, here we go, here we go! 449 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,959 # Officer Harper, you know you'll always be my hero 450 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,799 # Once locked me in the toilets of a Caffe Nero 451 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,239 # Keeping the peace all over Small Heath 452 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,679 # Even though you're whiter than Simon Cowell's teeth 453 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,239 # Making sure the horde rats get dragged through the courts 454 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,559 # A wizard on the street, must be from Hogwarts 455 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,959 # Carries himself with panache and style 456 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,639 # Even though he's locking up an old paedophile 457 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,119 # Everyone in the ends knows that you are sick 458 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,759 # And the rumours say that you got a big... # 459 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,120 Heart. 460 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,159 MUSIC: Without Me by Eminem 461 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,639 # Two trailer park girls go round the outside 462 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,719 # Round the outside, round the outside... # 463 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,839 This would have never happened if Harps was here. 464 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,319 He's just so much better with hot water than I am. 465 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,519 Trust in yourself. 466 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,079 OK? You got this. 467 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,439 And plus, you've got to get much better with hot water 468 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,390 if you're running a tea shop - and it's a big part of the game. 469 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,999 I've done it. 470 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,679 I've finally done it. 471 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,279 Reached the top shelf of the fridge? 472 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,399 I've fixed Harper. 473 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,519 Turns out, I'm basically the sickest therapist! 474 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,239 What was your technique, Dr Saj? Thanks for asking. 475 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,719 Music. 476 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,719 He really connected with the bars I wrote about him. 477 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,159 - Want to hear them? - No. 478 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,639 Wait, let me put this up on the shop wall. 479 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,199 Yeah, definitely not. 480 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,840 Definitely will. 481 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,919 - Mum's finally going to be proud of me. - Yeah, I don't know 482 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,599 if she's proud of you, but she definitely wants... 483 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,079 Kasme, chill, chill, chill. 484 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,399 NATE GASPS 485 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,719 Moonfish, Nathaniel. 486 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,039 Get the urn on, I've got business to do. 487 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,479 I'm definitely emotional right now. 488 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,079 I'm quite aroused. 489 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,519 The thing that saved me was realising 490 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,879 if I didn't pull myself together, 491 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,199 I'd end up a pathetic thimble of piss 492 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,479 that lived at home with this mum 493 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,119 and spits bars at vulnerable men. 494 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,279 Hmm? 495 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,319 No offence. 496 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,799 So I guess, in a way, it did fix me. 497 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,919 Just not in the way Ken Dick Lamar thought. 498 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,039 Well, I'm glad you're back, my bro. 499 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,279 Because your eyes are... 500 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,559 They're impeccable, bro. 501 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,159 You always spot danger left and right - 502 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,559 danger in the chai shop, danger in life. 503 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,799 What's going on, Moonjugs? 504 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,879 Nothing. 505 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,480 - Say, "Wallahi." - Huh? 506 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,679 Allahu alim. 507 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,439 That's not what I said. 508 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,519 Mobeen. 509 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,879 Yo, I just laid down the sickest freestyle. 510 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,999 Want to hear it? 511 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,439 - Yeah, fuck off. - Definitely not. 512 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,479 # Informer, ya no say Daddy me Snow me I go blame 513 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,119 # I lick he boom-boom down. # 514 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,359 You had it coming...darling. 515 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,359 She's right, bastard. 516 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,959 Anything else? 517 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,319 No, Daddy Ji. 518 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,760 Uncle, come on, at the end of the day, man, you... 519 00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:45,039 Uncle, I need to get something off my chest, OK? 520 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,679 Yeah, those two big jubblies. 521 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,519 I'm blind and I need your advice. 522 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,879 OK? 523 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,159 Let's say I had a friend - 524 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,639 who didn't have fucking dhal in his eye, OK? 525 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,759 But he needed to get into a basement, OK? 526 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,159 And in that basement, he couldn't get there 527 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,719 cos there was a very dangerous kutta. 528 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,999 How could he get in the basement? 529 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,559 Stop the bullshit. 530 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,999 I know you have no friend. 531 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,759 You should do what I did when I was in the Army. 532 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,879 You were in the Army? 533 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,239 Yeah. I can't tell you more. 534 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,079 If I tell you, I have to kill you. 535 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,679 You so, you need to dig in a tunnel to get in. 536 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,799 Let me show you how. 537 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,999 Dig in a tunnel. 538 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,119 I can dig through the next basement. 539 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,359 Yes, bastard. 540 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,040 And also wipe your fat face. 541 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,800 MUSIC: Execution Of A Chump by Gang Starr 542 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,279 # I knew this chump, see 543 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,039 # He tried to play me 544 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,679 # He was my right-hand man 545 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,319 # But he betrayed me. # 546 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,599 Come on in. 547 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,879 What the hell is all this, Uncle? 548 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,559 This better not be no kinky sex dungeon, Uncle. 549 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,439 Is this some kind of man cave? 550 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,199 It's Uncle's cave, bastard. 551 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,199 Did you stuff this dog? 552 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,679 Yes, I did. 553 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,119 It's too white. 554 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,400 Almost racistly white. 555 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,879 OK, Uncle. 556 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,260 Is that yours as well, yeah? 557 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,719 How else do you think I get body like this? 558 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,399 No, no, yeah. 559 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,039 This is how you dig the tunnel. 560 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,959 Oh, shoot. 561 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,399 Wow. 562 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,119 That's the one they use in Hatton Garden robbery. 563 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,799 - Did they really? - Yeah. 564 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,199 Shit. 565 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,919 It's perfect, Uncle! 566 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,119 Where did you get all this stuff from, Uncle? 567 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,039 I collect souvenirs from world worst criminals. 568 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,159 Of course you do. 569 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,839 That's OJ Simpson's glove. 570 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,679 Wow. 571 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,679 - And what about...? - No, no, don't... Don't touch it. 572 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,850 You don't want to leave your DNA on that one. 573 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,439 Look at this. 574 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,959 Uh, it's a Tommy Robinson's Stone Iceland wardrobe. 575 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,399 Are you the highest bidder? 576 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,879 I am, yeah, we are going to get it. 577 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,400 Shabash. 578 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,400 HE CHUCKLES 579 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,799 Shall we go? I can take the drill now. 580 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,199 No, no, no. No. Not right now. 581 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,559 Let's do some exercise first. 582 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,160 We need to get rid of these tits. 583 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,439 # What a man, what a man, what a man 584 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,239 # What a mighty good man 585 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,399 - # Say it again... # - Argh! 586 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,359 # What a man, what a man, what a man 587 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,479 # What a mighty good man 588 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,679 # Yeah, he's a mighty, mighty good man 589 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,919 # What a man, what a man, what a man 590 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,359 # What a mighty good man 591 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,999 # Yes, he is 592 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,239 # What a man, what a man, what a man 593 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,879 # What a mighty good man 594 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,999 # Yeah, I want his... # 595 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,359 - HARPER: - It's a business, mate, we need to make money. 596 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,120 Have you lost your mind again, boy? 597 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,519 We're doing this for the love of chai. 598 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,359 It's a thing of beauty that needs to be cherished. 599 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,639 It's a cup of tea, mate. 600 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,599 A cup of... A cu... A cup of tea?! 601 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,119 I don't even know who you are, really. 602 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,439 You'd know if I couldn't speak to you when you're in this mood. 603 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,719 - HE EXHALES - Do you have to breathe like that? 604 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,919 Y-Yo. Yo, yo, you two. 605 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,919 Let's just bring a little bit of calm in here, OK? 606 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,199 You need a break. Look at how hard you've been working, bro. 607 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,639 Give me... Give me the keys. 608 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,439 Give me the keys. I'll take care of the rest of it. 609 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,399 - You sure? - Yeah, come on. 610 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,439 Get home, whack the candles on, get in the bubbly bath. 611 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,999 - Oh, thanks, Mobes. - Yeah. 612 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,079 Look after these, though. 613 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,079 You man go home, have a little rest and that, OK? 614 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,239 # You've gotta fix your head so you ain't sick 615 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,079 # Grab your life and kick it in the...dick 616 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,559 # Bitch, give me that stick 617 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,440 # I'm about to give it one LICK! # 618 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,839 Sorry. 619 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,039 Don't do it. 620 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,120 It's rude. 621 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,880 Good...to keep the kids safe on the way to school. 622 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,480 MECHANICAL RATTLING 623 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,360 DRILL CLANGS, WHIRS 624 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,880 ENGINE POWERS DOWN 625 00:23:01,741 --> 00:23:04,559 Hello, Uncle, I need your help. 626 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,999 The drill's not working. 627 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,039 No problem, bastard. 628 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,199 Where you come from? 629 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,719 Just get out of here. 630 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,040 MUSIC: Kiss Kiss by Tarkan 631 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,079 MOBEEN GROANS 632 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,679 I'm too big for this hole! 633 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,279 Yeah, you are filling the whole hole 634 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,719 because you have eaten too much sugar, bastard. 635 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,319 How much longer, Uncle? 636 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,839 You are nearly home, motu. 637 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,999 Yes! Back in Pakistan! 638 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,439 Tell me...very happy. 639 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,720 Keep going, Uncle! 640 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,719 METALLIC TAPPING 641 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,080 Ta, ta! 642 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,280 Slowly! 643 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,999 Can you see anything, Uncle? 644 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,440 No, nothing here. 645 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,399 This is all hair product! 646 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,239 And moustache wax. 647 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,640 Let me see that. 648 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,640 This is good stuff. 649 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,519 Come on, baby. 650 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,159 Ladies love this shit. 651 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,320 Could even make me more handsome. 652 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,280 Please, please, please. 653 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,160 Bismillah. 654 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,760 Uncle, Uncle... 655 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,759 ..this is my ticket to Aqsa. 656 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,599 And this is my ticket to sexy moustache. 657 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,039 Aha. 658 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,480 Shabash, Tugay Kerimoglu. 659 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,479 That's it. Push now, Uncle, push it. 660 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,640 Go on! 661 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,719 Er, why is there a huge hole in my wall, Moondog? 662 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,039 What hole? 663 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,480 And what the hell is this for? 664 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,370 HE WHISPERS: Let's go back, Uncle. Let's go back. 665 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,399 It looks like Jerry was right 666 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,600 to keep an eye on his new business partners. 667 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,000 HE COUGHS, SPLUTTERS 668 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,679 It's very strong. 669 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,599 HE COUGHS 670 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,399 Wasn't expecting that. 671 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,959 # All right, stop what you're doin' 672 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,319 # Cos I'm about to ruin 673 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,439 # The image and the style that you're used to 674 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,799 # I look funny 675 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,199 # But, yo, I'm making money, see 676 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,959 # So, yo, world, I hope you're ready for me 677 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,199 # Now gather 'round 678 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,599 # I'm the new fool in town 679 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,879 # And my sound's laid down by the Underground 680 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,079 # I'll drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf 681 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,279 # So just let me introduce myself 682 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,559 # My name is Humpty 683 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,359 # Pronounced with an, "Umpty" 684 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,959 # Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee 685 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,719 # And all the rappers in the top ten 686 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,760 # Please allow me to bump thee. # 687 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:39,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48560

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